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    Apocalypse Wow: A Memoir for the End of Time
    Apocalypse Wow: A Memoir for the End of Time
    Apocalypse Wow: A Memoir for the End of Time
    Audiobook (abridged)1 hour

    Apocalypse Wow: A Memoir for the End of Time

    Written by James Finn Garner

    Narrated by James Finn Garner

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    About this audiobook

    As the year 2000 bears down, the best-selling author of Politically Correct Bedtime Stories, James Finn Garner, confronts a series of monumental questions: Will we remember to order new checks from the bank? Did our invitation to the Kennedy New Year's party get lost in the mail again? Are we all poised on the brink of worldwide enlightenment or complete planetary destruction? Should you really bother investing in that Five-Year CD?

    "Tonight," in the unforgettable words of The Artist Formerly Known as Prince, "We're gonna party like it's 1999." The end is near...or at least nearer than it used to be, says Garner. Humanity is wracked by millennial panic and apocalyptic anticipation -- or if it isn't already, just wait until it reads Garner's latest (and last?). In it, he sets off on a slightly-to-the-South-of-skeptical pilgrimage in search of the truth behind the end times predictions."
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherSimon & Schuster Audio
    Release dateMay 1, 1997
    ISBN9780743541633
    Apocalypse Wow: A Memoir for the End of Time
    Author

    James Finn Garner

    James Finn Garner is a writer and satirist based in Chicago.

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    • 4/5
      The author has us follow him on his satire filled journey to determine how to predict the future and the end-of-times. The book was released before the year 2000 to be perfectly marketed for the end of the millennium which I am sure was the inspiration for the book. He not only looks at the predictions new age groups and fundamentalist but also looks back in time at other who have shared their ‘wisdom’ with us; such as Nostradamus and Plato. This tongue in check approach is a light, fun and fast read.
    • 4/5
      A hilarious nonfiction book about all the times in human history when we thought the end of the world was coming.
    • 2/5
      While it's a funny, cleverly-written book, it tends to dismiss religious beliefs, which I have.