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    Life
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    Life
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    Life

    By Mark Ure

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    Why waste a tenner on your favourite celebrities autobiography when you can read this for the price of a litre bottle of White Lightning?

    This is my life story, most of it is made up but so is Harry Potter.

    I'll leave the decision with you but if you don't buy it everyone will know that you're a jakey

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherMark Ure
    Release dateFeb 16, 2012
    ISBN9781466104402
    Life
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    Mark Ure

    I write comedy sometimes, so far I have made £84 from my work. Not long till I can retire I wrote a sketch show for a student touring production. That was 2 years ago and they've still not toured with it, lazy scrounging Pot Noodle loving bastards I submit sketches several times a year to radio shows like Newsjack, they always use them (four times in 15 months) I stay in Edinburgh with my 3 cats, Phil, Shirley and wee Dugface If you're a bit nosy and want to know more you can follow me on twitter at @Markaroni_ All the money I make from my books go to a good cause, mostly Pringles and battered Mars bars

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