Food-Free at Last: How I Learned to Eat Air
By J.M.
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Food is a drug. Break the shackles of addiction and learn to eat air! In this detailed guide, Dr. Robert Jones, MD, PhD, DDS, ODD gives you the practical, step-by-step advice you need to transition to the air-only diet. Join him on the cutting edge of human evolution. Go the Power of Air!
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Food-Free at Last - J.M.
Yes! You Can Eat Air!
Food is a drug.
This truth is so simple, so obvious, I’m amazed that no one else has thought of it before. You don’t need to eat. Not food, anyway. That’s a myth. All you need is air.
I don’t know why I’m amazed. Many others, I am sure, have made the same startling breakthrough, only to have their research quashed by the agro-business special interests that run this country. What I am proposing is nothing short of revolution: to throw off the shackles of slavery and free ourselves from the Tyranny of Food.
But the price of freedom is high. The air-only diet means bankruptcy for those multinational conglomerates, whose business model consists of hooking young consumers on their devilish products—Frankenfoods engineered in a laboratory to be as habit-forming as possible, and laced with high-fructose corn syrup, partially hydrogenated soybean oil and genetically modified wheat gluten.
No wonder an Obesity Epidemic is sweeping across America, filling our hospitals with patients suffering from diabetes, heart disease and cancer. Like the CEOs of Big Tobacco and Big Pharma, the thousand-dollar suits who run Big Food would rather our great nation sink under the weight of this plague than let us know the truth.
Imagine the consequences. Fast-food franchises—empty. Supermarkets—closed. Food labs—shuttered. Humanity—freed from the greatest scourge that man has ever known.
Make no mistake: the revolution is coming. It will not be easy. But you are taking the first step toward freedom by reading this book.
By now, no doubt, you’ve seen the government’s so-called scientists—like the Surgeon General—denouncing me on national television. They say eating air is impossible. They claim that prolonged fasting can lead to starvation and death. Please. Do not listen to these people. They are nothing more than paid shills for the food cartels whose entire profit—nay, entire existence—depends on our sheep-like obedience.
Remember tobacco ads from the 1950s? Smoke cigarettes! They’re good for you!
A message approved by Eisenhower’s Surgeon General, a crew-cut sock puppet of Philip Morris.
Think for yourself. Listen to your conscience. To your stomach. Finish this book, then you too will know the truth: air contains all the vitamins, minerals, electrolytes and essential amino acids your body needs—all without a single calorie.¹ Eat all you want, you’ll never get fat.
Not just any kind of air, either. Oxygen, to be precise.² The other gases that compose our atmosphere—nitrogen, carbon dioxide, helium, argon, and the trace elements—they don’t even come close to packing the nutritional punch of good ol’ O2.
Oxygen comes in three different isotopes. Regular O-16 is the kind we breathe. O-17 and O-18, whose atomic nuclei contain one and two extra neutrons respectively, are the edible isotopes—especially the heavier O-18.³ You can even train your digestion to split a mixed O2 molecule, so that you breathe in the O-16 and digest the O-17 or O-18. Let me tell you, there is nothing like a meal of O-18. Fills you up for days.
How do I know all this?
I am a medical doctor with more than thirty years of clinical experience treating obese patients, plus ten more working as a research scientist, struggling to find a cure for this dread disease. My discovery—the greatest breakthrough in the history of humanity—is the result of that decade of intense study and experimentation.
Why have my findings not appeared in the scientific press? Because the lovers of truth
who run those peer-reviewed
journals refuse to publish my findings. Does this surprise you? It shouldn’t. Who pays for their fancy laboratories, their Mercedes-Benzes and BMWs, their country club memberships with their all-you-can-eat buffets? The agro-business special interests, that’s who.
Fine. So show us the proof, my critics clamor. Let’s see some hard data.
How convenient. They know very well that a team of hackers broke into my lab network and corrupted all my files, including the off-site backup. And that on the same day, an arsonist burned down my lab and my house—the latter while I was still inside—thus destroying all paper copies of The American Journal of Atmospheric Consumption, my self-published scientific journal. And now they ask to see the hard data.
But I have an answer for them, and for you. The great discoveries—like E=mc²—are always simple. You can easily reproduce my results in the comfort of your own home. And you don’t need any special equipment. Just open a window and let in a fresh breeze.
I, Dr. Robert Jones, MD, PhD, DDS, ODD, am living proof that the air-only diet works. I used to look my age—a fat,