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    Monsters Say, "Eat More Green Stuff, Children"
    Monsters Say, "Eat More Green Stuff, Children"
    Monsters Say, "Eat More Green Stuff, Children"
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    Monsters Say, "Eat More Green Stuff, Children"

    By Piso Mojado

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    This is both a fun and funny children's book and an adult satire. The Monster Family creates a TV program to extoll the favorite monster desserts, green stuff. Their popular show frightens an oil cartel, who believe the new popularity of vegetables will cause cooking oils to disappear. The Oils spread rumors that monster desserts are causing a pandemic. Monsters are banned from the airwaves.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherPiso Mojado
    Release dateSep 22, 2013
    ISBN9781301101238
    Monsters Say, "Eat More Green Stuff, Children"
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    Piso Mojado

    I am always happy when a reader takes an interest in one of my ebooks. There's millions of choices for the discerning searcher so it's somewhat of a miracle when someone even previews something that I have written. To date, my most popular ebooks have been "The Death Of Medicine", about a surgeon called 'The Savior Of Mothers' (his techniques are now being used to combat a possible mega-epidemic called 'CRE'); a short story that is an homage to The Twilight Zone ("11/11/11")and accurately presaged the current American political situation; a short story about the pilgrimage of a real-life Russian idealist entitled "Why The Russian Language May Be A Clever Hoax"; and a series of humor books, the "If You Like to Laugh" volumes. I also write children's books and children's comedy. I try to keep my humor clean and free from cruelty but, above all, very funny. "The Monsters That Were Afraid Of Children" and "The Dog Who Cried Woof" are my two most popular children's stories but I believe there are some undiscovered gems in my children's catalogue. Finally, I also write satirical pieces, such as "Canada died?", which reflects on my thoughts after I recently found one of those 'Canada. 1867-2008' in-memoriam nickels among my change. (Save those coins--they'll be worth a fortune some day) and the Rocky the Rock life-lessons series. I hope you enjoy all my books and stories. Sincerely, Piso Mojado

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      Monsters Say, "Eat More Green Stuff, Children" - Piso Mojado

      Monsters Say: Eat More Green Stuff, Children

      Monsters Say: Eat More Green Stuff, Children

      By Piso Mojado

      ISBN 978-1-304-46321-0

      Copyright 2013 by Piso Mojado

      Smashwords Edition

      All rights reserved

      Table of Contents:

      Why the Monster Family Went On Television

      The Monsters Become TV Stars

      Famous Celebrities Join the Monster Family Campaign

      The Oils Fight Back Against the Eat Green Stuff Campaign

      Doctors Reveal That There Is a Holotta Huey Epidemic

      Nuts

      Monsters Say,Eat More Green Stuff, Children

      People everywhere were quite surprised when monsters began telling television viewers that children should eat lots and lots of green stuff.

      First, monsters had never been on television before. Monsters are very shy, especially since they believe that all humans mean to harm them.

      In the second place, people couldn't believe that monsters were giving people advice about raising their human children, What did monsters know about rearing little children?

      There was a third shock. Who knew that monsters could talk?

      Fourth, who knew that monsters were so small and harmless and that they could read human books and magazines? That realization was very unexpected.

      When monsters become popular television personalities and temporary champions of a popular cause, that should seem out of the ordinary, shouldn't it?

      So why did monsters decide that the children of the world should eat more green stuff? Why did the entire Monster Family go on television every week solely to tell the parents of the world they should buy more fruit and vegetables for their children? And at the same time tell the children themselves to eat some green stuff every day so they would grow to be healthy and happy? Why did creatures that previously didn't want humans to know they actually existed suddenly try to become celebrities? What could possibly cause such extremely shy beings to suddenly and dramatically expose themselves?

      And, anyway, why should monsters care what human children are eating? Why should the Monster Family advise all the children of the world they should eat lots of green stuff?

      Why? Because human children like to eat monsters. At least that's what every monster is taught from the time he or she is a very young monstrosity. Human children like the taste of monsters. Better than any other food. Human children would rather eat a monster than settle

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