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    The Tallest Tale
    The Tallest Tale
    The Tallest Tale
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    The Tallest Tale

    By Derek Elkins

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    The Tallest Tale is a parody of tall tales and legends, such as the tales of Johnny Appleseed, Paul Bunyan or Ross Perot. An old man, desperate for whiskey, hobbles into a bar and reveals the tallest tale ever heard about the evils of Pecos Bill and Paul Bunyan, a woman who thought she was a pirate, three Indian braves who were also Shakespearean actors and a wily hero named Prairie Dog Pete.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherBard and Book
    Release dateDec 12, 2013
    ISBN9781311249500
    The Tallest Tale
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    Derek Elkins

    Award winning author Derek Elkins is also a member of the Bard and Book author community at www.bardandbook.com.

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