My Brother Was An Only Child
By Jack Douglas and Jack Paar
3.5/5
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Jack Douglas
Jack Douglas (1908-1989) was an American author and humorist. He was born in New York City and attended the City College of New York before pursuing a career in writing. Douglas wrote a variety of books and articles, ranging from humor to non-fiction. He is perhaps best known for his humorous works, including "My Brother Was an Only Child," "Never Trust a Naked Bus Driver," and "The Meaning of Yiddish." In addition to his writing, Douglas was also involved in television and film. He wrote for several television shows in the 1950s and 1960s, including The Jack Benny Show and The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson. He also wrote the screenplay for the 1964 film "Good Neighbor Sam," starring Jack Lemmon and Romy Schneider. Douglas was a frequent guest on television talk shows, where he often performed his humorous monologues. He was also a regular contributor to magazines such as Esquire and Playboy. Throughout his career, Douglas received several awards for his writing, including the Thurber Prize for American Humor in 1975. He passed away in 1989 at the age of 80.
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- Rating: 2 out of 5 stars2/5Once upon a time (1959 to be exact) this collection of random jokes and mini-stories was best-seller, and the author, a writer for Jack Paar and others, a frequent guest on talk shows. But like all those other short humor books that hit the best seller lists from time to time, it's hard to see now what the fuss was all about.
- Rating: 2 out of 5 stars2/5Terribly dated, a product of the 50s. I doubt anyone under the age of 50 will enjoy this book. Sorry, there's just not much to recommend.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5This is a reprint of a 1959 joke book. It's full of language and logic jokes (puns, incorrect antecedents, code switching, internally inconsistent statements, and false histories based on wordplay), alongside humor based on presenting ridiculous claims seriously or on being inappropriate and shocking. The shock humor isn't entirely PC--although I can't think of any comedians who are--and he's pretty egalitarian about who he makes a joke of.
I will admit that I didn't get some of the jokes, and some of them I got, but I didn't think they were funny. However, I love puns and ridiculousness, so I laughed a lot too. Be careful to read it exactly as written, or you might unintentionally correct the meaning and lose the joke. There's a lot of one-liners embedded in the stories that are easy to miss. - Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5Jack Douglas was a writer of jokes and monologues for Jack Paar. This is a sort of memoir, but is heavy on the punch lines. Apparently it keep over 2,000,000 Americans amused for long enough to buy the book. It wasn't bad, but not Douglas Adams, Terry Pratchett, or Spike Milligan.
- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5It’s surreal and satirical and hilarious even if you don’t get all the dated references (which I definitely did not). Anyway, here’s a peanut; step on Mother.
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MY BROTHER WAS AN ONLY CHILD
BY
JACK DOUGLAS
Introduction by Jack Paar
TABLE OF CONTENTS
Contents
TABLE OF CONTENTS 5
DEDICATION 6
INTRODUCTION 7
CHAPTER ONE—Mother 9
CHAPTER TWO—Dad 10
CHAPTER THREE—La Goulue and Valentin 11
CHAPTER FOUR—Valentin and La Goulue 12
CHAPTER FIVE—Valentin, La Goulue and Ocean-View 13
CHAPTER SIX—1863 Was My Big Year 14
CHAPTER SEVEN—A Tim Snopes
Story 15
CHAPTER EIGHT—Sunday Morning in Arizona 16
CHAPTER NINE—Poughkeepsie Under the Czar 17
CHAPTER TEN—Vodka! Or Under the Tables Down at Mory’s 18
CHAPTER ELEVEN—The Year the Locusts Came 19
CHAPTER TWELVE—The Age of Unchivalry or Chastity Belt Keys Made While You Wait 20
CHAPTER THIRTEEN—Philadelphia, Pennsylvania 21
CHAPTER FOURTEEN—The Year the Locusts Came 22
CHAPTER FIFTEEN—The Private Mitty of Walter Thurber 23
CHAPTER SIXTEEN—Famous Bastards 24
CHAPTER SEVENTEEN—The Story of Wine or Brown Feet Why Are You Blue? 25
CHAPTER EIGHTEEN—The Boy Who Cried Dinosaur 27
CHAPTER NINETEEN 30
CHAPTER TWENTY—India or Put the Cobra Back in the Basket, Mother—There’ll Be No Show Tonight 31
CHAPTER TWENTY-ONE—Famous Bastards No. 2 32
CHAPTER TWENTY-TWO 33
CHAPTER TWENTY-THREE 34
CHAPTER TWENTY-FOUR 35
CHAPTER TWENTY-FIVE 36
CHAPTER TWENTY-SIX 37
CHAPTER TWENTY-SEVEN—Clemmys Guttata 38
CHAPTER TWENTY-EIGHT—For Men Only 40
CHAPTER TWENTY-NINE—What Every Young Girl Should Know 41
CHAPTER THIRTY—Lentils 43
CHAPTER THIRTY-ONE 45
CHAPTER THIRTY-TWO—How to Train an Aardvark 46
CHAPTER THIRTY-THREE—I Never Knew Roosevelt 47
CHAPTER THIRTY-FOUR—Doctor Murgeon, The Virgin Surgeon 48
CHAPTER THIRTY-FIVE 50
CHAPTER THIRTY-SIX—On One’s Hand It Is Much Better To Have Fingers Than Toes 51
CHAPTER THIRTY-SEVEN—The Feud 52
CHAPTER THIRTY EIGHT—What the Hell’s Going On In Them Bushes?
54
CHAPTER THIRTY-NINE 56
CHAPTER FORTY—Six G Strings In Search of an Old Violin Named Charlie
57
CHAPTER FORTY-ONE—A Good Word to Know 59
CHAPTER FORTY-TWO—Joe’s Bar and Grill and Bar 60
CHAPTER FORTY-THREE—Songs I Learned at My Mother’s Knee and Other Locations 61
CHAPTER FORTY-FOUR—It Is Better to Be a Poor Cat Than a Rich Dog
62
CHAPTER FORTY-FIVE—Personal 63
CHAPTER FORTY-SIX—This Side of the Disenchanted Infidel Revisited or There’s Nothing Quite So Popular As a Dead Writer 64
CHAPTER FORTY-SEVEN—Lord Chesterfield’s Last Letter to His Son 66
REQUEST FROM THE PUBLISHER 67
DEDICATION
To Gladys, beloved third harpist with the New York Philharmonic, in memory of those happy hours we spent together inside your empty harp trunk.
INTRODUCTION
by JACK PAAR
(Mr. Paar is the famous ad libber.)
JACK DOUGLAS is the most