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    An Earl Grey Christmas
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    An Earl Grey Christmas

    By Fanny Merkin

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    About this ebook

    A short holiday story featuring Earl Grey, star of the Goodreads Choice Awards-nominated parody, "Fifty Shames of Earl Grey."

    LanguageEnglish
    Publisher8th Circle Entertainment
    Release dateFeb 4, 2016
    ISBN9781310799419
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    An Earl Grey Christmas
    Author

    Fanny Merkin

    Fanny Merkin lives in a Beverly Hills mansion purchased using the embarrassingly large advance she received for "Fifty Shames of Earl Grey." She is a former Walmart employee who writes under the pseudonym, "Andrew Shaffer," for publications as diverse as Mental Floss and Maxim.

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