A special publication for ‘the members of B-59 and surrounding Milford High who were wondering what was going on and vhy the Unicorn didn't publish at the regular time (every two weeks). Well, everyone knows that around this time of year, many students are hit with term papers, This vas the case for the Unicorn type setter, who could not manage to put two papers on one typewriter. But now that the thing is done and passed in, the U Unicorn returns, FIDFEst On April 19, in room ceil, a physics Mim-Fest xil1 be presented by Mr. Piazza. This pressentation is a joint venture with Unicorn Filmworks Ltd., a subsidiary of Unicorn Communications International, The nature of the Filme Fest will be the physics field Hnvluding such diverse areas as sub-atomic physics, astro= physics, and magnatic field phenomena with relation to mas Producing this gala event will be Jeff Roy, directing and lighting by Mr. Plaza with color commentator, Charle: Gompagnone. Dick."Stutter- Shutter" Foglio will man the film equipment. Guest lecturers invlude John Sganmato who will speak on Black Holes and quasar radio patterns, Bob Auclair will give a disseotation on th Aristotlean and Cartesian thought process as a basis for understanding Mr. Piazza's hand movements. Tickets are available through the Unicorn box-office. and at the door. The show pegihs at 9:00 a.m. and is scheduled to conclude at 2300 Dems Noel Bont Green have in common? (They both have 900 sacks.) What do Jim Jones and Mean Joe VOLUME 2=--EDITION b ‘The March Issue Mr. Devita SSE OT. + With the 1980 elections drawing closer and closer, the tension of who will be the next president grows. While Ted Kennedy stilt insists that he will not run, and Jima Carter loses popularit a now candidate, Baldsar Conshead has announced that he will seek the democratic nomination. Conshead, 0 native of France, says that he will have a very strong campaign, seeing that he is different from any other candidate, "Now that I have lived with the American people for over seven yeare, I feel T am qualified to be president. Mebst!" Gonehead is karried ang is the father of one conehead, Conic ‘The fomily is pictured above at a recent press conference. Many Americans may now be able to rest safely, seeing as ‘they can be assured of one good name on the tickets By Jeff Roy SPECIAL 10 MHS Van Morrison says that you can catch him on the “Wavelenth," but if you have been Listening to the radio during the lunch mods, you can hear what a group of MHS seniors have conjured up in’ the past few months. You can catch them on WeA-V-E is Milford High's brand new dimension in student communications. It is MS's own radio station, and broadcasts over channel C on the school's PA system, "Good morning, MiiS. This is Ernie Chaplin for WAVE," was the message that first exposed me to the high school station. Tt all began during Rational Education Wook, when Char}ic Compagnone cane up to me with the idea of a radio station," explained Mr. Burke, W-A-V-E advisor. "We came up with the idea of airing programs that the kids themselves would record at hone." Right now, WAVE is operating seniors, who play music to suit the varied tastes of MIS students. "Et ds hopeful that we will have tho thing next year, but right now we're going through a trial period. We don't want any trouble to start,” added Burke. ‘The people behind WAVE would like to see it grow into a Live broadcest, and maybe would like to run some sports stats in the spring. As far as news broadcasts and the like is concerned, it depends upon the proficiency of the DJ's. are just starting it off as a profect,"" replied if everything wwrks out, thon wo will ask fob official under the’ direction of 7-17 From now, until they expand (maybe through eight mods), ‘MHS students can sit back during lunch and listen to Top 0 music, as it ranks in the minds of the DJ's at WAVE. By Jeff RoyEames, B-Sden Som T What more can one say about the unbel- devingly talented mustcians of B-59, The latest album, "B-$9'er JAM I", gives me many hours of enjoyable head rushes just Listening ta it, Internationally famous producer Tony "Pasquale" Frotano has caught the musicians in wotheir finest performances yet. “SY Acid rock guitarist Joann Rota opens the albun in front of 1500 screaming Milford High students with her driving version of Jimi Hendrix's "Purple Haze". She then ups into: Bleck Sabbath's ever popular "Paranoia", with Rigga Rando providing the vocals, Rota had the crowd under her pover with hor authobitative, Jinny Poge style riffs blaring through their heads. A few people had to be refrained by the Hell's. ls, from jumping on stage. — {eee ‘on the agenda is the newest three- sone to hit the business: Steely John Sgamato, Jeff Roy, and Jeff "Alto" Parker, Unfortunately, only two thirds of the tean was on hand, Alto Parker, the band's talented saxophonist, lost his lower lip in a rehearsel when a careless road crew menber spilied a + ghass of water on his electric sex, jolting Alto and burning off his lip, ‘The loss of their partner did not seem to affect Steely and Jeff, though, as they ripped through a very sucessful set. Jeff used picoer Jam [---The newest threesome to hit the his brand new Gibson Flying V cello, and in my opinion, has never played better. The set had to be cut a little short, though, because & young female aduirer attacked Steely on stage, ripping his bleck satin pants and sviping his gold-plated flute, Otger musicians who appeared on the album vere, Stormin" Normin Reiffarth (cowbell), Sorawny Johnny Peters (bassoon), and Disco Goobs Rosati (spoons). ‘The grand finale came when all of the performers Joined on étage, pounding out Tynyrd "3 powerful guitar opus, "ree Bird". Jeff and Joann do dueling solos, with Jeff playing with 2 pick instead of a bow, The climax came when Jeff got down on bath of his Imees and fiercly smashed his cello against the stage, to the delightful roar of the crowd. What & rUgh}-----e-eenewennnmnmenene: TRIO “STrF Editor-in-Chief? Mr, Moles Contributing Publisher: Jeff Roy UPI writers: Fess Parker, John Rizoli, John Sgammato, Rich Pedroli, and Welder Sebastiao, music scene is piectured above, Fess "Alto" Parker is shown in top view trying to learn how to play a new instrument, (Lower left) John Sgamnato at the big party after the show. Jeff Roy perforns on the cello (Lowe: Fight) p-meeeennnnenewenennns JOHN scAMMATO'S HOVIE WATCH sul oe jp in the air! It's a it's a plane, no, it}s...Supermonk! ‘Supermonk, the new movie spectacklar starring Marlon Brando, John Rizoli, and an all-star cast. The movie is destined to be a classic, John Rizoli plays the leading role of 8 dominican monk, who, one day in his daily ablutions, comes across an ancient belt that grants superhuman powers to its beholder, Supermonk then proceeds to carry out a number of impossible taske ( including a scene which may not be suitable for young children or nuns), Although it contains the censor, the act is in the name of Right, that is, the right to have a blast when you can get away with it, Hey cats, it's a great movie, and that's the way I feel, now get outta here! bird,‘WARRE-HAVE THEY GONE? o3 Parker How about Tim Faulconer? _ ‘You kmow "Howdy Doody", the little red- heads the 4rreplacable wonder of the janitor crew (F-Troop); or even better known as Jarry laVelle's predesessor. Faulconer, now a world-wide traveller, has been to such countries as Thailand, India, Europe, and others, not to mention the Far East. Faulconer now resides in Milano, Italy, Where he is a grape stomper for Manislevits Winos, Besides working in the maintenence department, Feudconer wae the right hand man for the soccer team; the left hand man for mentor Charles Stamd for two years. ‘Stand ranks Faulconer his top manager = out-managing such talents as John Lowney (75-77), Bicky Early (77-78), and Gary *Bunbo" Bareamten (1977). Yes readers, Faulconer has really made name for himself at MHS and other parts of the world, and with a little push, we could convince Mr. Chinappi to invite him as a special guest in the spring sports’ cereuony held in June, Wltior scvatteo 7 ~Is it true that J.A. prefers M & H'af What about KH. ‘Will J.L. find happiness in Hopedale? = Will Steely John become Blotto's brother Binbo on "Delta House"? = W121 HAS, ané T.P, duel it out on “Battle of the High School Noses!'? = Has the "green death" stopped R.F.te alchohol intake? = Will Mike "Riga" Rando, after gaining 700 yards, be banned forever from Sunday morning Football? = Wi11-"Jungle Jin* MoCallum become the Celtic's sixthe man? or will he coach the Roman Eapires of the Lasagna League? Will T.F, ever got the van again? (How's the burgers?) + Will N.B.T, continue *Diplonatic Ralations® with D.M. or try his luck on the set of Oklshona? = WALL Elvis Costello sign a commercial contract with Vitalis or Quaker State Motor 8. . ~ WAll Elton Jim's son, ERton Jason, become a roadie for Kiss? Will Be§9er Jam I make the Doctor Denento BULLETIN - This just in. WeA-V-B has gone ‘Hive and is breadcasting throughout the day. ‘The Unicorn article predicted this for the near future but didn't expect 4t 0 soon. Now that links to the Black Panthers have been discovered, Secret Service agents are trying to find out why Lawrence was in the Media Center pictured above. (UPI by Mr. Burke) UNICORN EXPOSE By Noel Bon Tempo ‘The sublect of this Unicorn expose is Dwayne Lawrence, A typical, hardworking student at Milford High, Lawrence blends into ‘the crowd with disturbing ease, He is an acknowledged master of confornity and camouflegue, Members of the crack Unicorn Investigative Reporting Corps have unearthed shattering information as evidence of the true identity of "Dwayns’ Lawrence, ' ‘The Unicorn has come ap with conclusive proof that Lawrence is a Black Panther. Known ‘throughout the underground of international. terrorists as Mustaka el-Habssh, Lawrence has perpetrated acts of terrorism and violence sp profound that the Justice Departaent has asked that details not be published. The first cracks in the case appeared vhen WIC reportes Joel Liberto interviewed former Black Panther leader Elridge Cloaver in his Los Angeles Joan boutique. The convor= sation turned to terrorisn and specifically Itsly. Liberto, using his quick intuition and daveling journalistic aptitude, forced Cleaver to reveal a connection between Lauren: and the assaination of Aldo Noro. Next, UCI reporter, John Abbondanza, tic elled to Rome where he spoke with Italien Rational Police Comnisioner, Antonio Proteno. Isoking for connections between Moro and Bluol: Panthers, Abbo was shown a photo of Musteka el-Habash, and immediately identified him as Lawrence, Suspecting the worse, Liberto and. Abbo met. with George Clemens, German Stabe Security Director, and Bryon Friddman, New England Field Chief for Mossad, the Iereli Seoret Service, Photos and dossiers were exchanged during a six hour meeting. The results of this and time consuming meeting ‘linked: Bawrenco to the 1972 Olympics in Munich,