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JOKES & QUOTES SODOKU FATHERS DAY ACTIVITES NORTH EAST EVENTS
NIPAWIN COMMUNITY UPDATE
Are you a parking ticket? Because you have fine written all over you .. ME: Hello. AT&T: Hello, this is AT&T. Have you heard of the new restaurant on the moon? The food is ME: Is this AT&T. amazing, but I've heard its got no AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T ... atmosphere...
ME: This is AT&T. Q: What is red and smells like blue AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T ... paint? A: Red paint. ME: Is this AT&T.? AT&T: Yes! This is AT&T, may I Q: What do a mole and an eagle speak to Mr. Byron, please? have in common? A: They both live underground, ME: May I ask who is calling? apart from the eagle. AT&T: This is AT&T. I bet you I could stop gambling. I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit me. A wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn. ME: OK, hold on. At this point I put the phone down for a solid 5 minutes thinking that, surely, this person would have hung up the phone. I ate my salad. Much to my surprise, when I picked up the receiver, they were still waiting.
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. ME: Hello? AT&T: Is this Mr. Byron? We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the ME: May I ask who is calling, police. please? We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public. AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T ... ME: This is AT&T?
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AT&T: Yes, this is AT&T ... ME: The phone company. AT&T: Yes, sir. ME: I thought you said this was AT&T. AT&T: Yes, sir, we are a phone company.
ME: You know, the 10 cents a minute. AT&T: What are you talking about? ME: You said you'd give me 10 cents a minute, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year. That comes to $144 per day, $1008 per week and $52,560 per year. I'm just interested in knowing how you will be making payment. AT&T: Oh, no, sir. I didn't mean we'd be paying you. You pay us 10 cents a minute. ME: Wait a minute, how do you figure that by saying that you'll give me 10 cents a minute, that I'll give YOU 10 cents a minute? Is this some kind of subliminal telemarketing scheme? I've read about things like this in the Enquirer, you know. AT&T: No, sir, we are offering 10 cents a minute for
SUPERVISOR: I understand you are not quite understanding our 10 cents a minute program. ME: Is This A T &T? SUPERVISOR: Yes, sir, it sure is. ME: (I had to swallow before I choked on my food. It was all I could do to suppress my laughter and I had to be Careful not to produce a snort.) No, actually, I was just waiting for someone to get back to me so that I could sign up for the plan. SUPERVISOR: Ok, no problem, I'll transfer you back to the person who was helping you. ME: Thank you. I was on hold once again and managed a few more mouthfuls. I need to end this conversation. Suddenly, there was an aggravated but polite voice at the other end of the phone.
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ME: I already have a phone. AT&T: We aren't selling phones today, Mr. Byron. We would like to offer you 10 cents a minute, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year. ME: Now, that's 10 cents a minute, 24 hours a day? AT&T: (getting a little excited at this point by my interest) Yes, sir, that's right! 24 hours a day! ME: 7 days a week.? AT&T: That's right. ME: 365 days a year.? AT&T: Yes, sir. ME: I am definitely interested in that! Wow!!! That's amazing! AT&T: We think so! ME: That's quite a sum of money! AT&T: Yes, sir, it's amazing how it adds up. ME: OK, so will you send me cheques weekly, monthly or just one big one at the end of the year for the full $52,560; and if you send an annual check, can I get a cash advance? AT&T: Excuse me?
AT&T: Hello, Mr. Byron, I understand that you are interested in ME: THERE YOU GO AGAIN! Can I signing up for our plan.? speak to a supervisor please? AT&T: Sir, I don't think that is ME: No, but I was wondering - do necessary. you have that "Friends and Family" thing because I'm an only child and ME: I insist on speaking to a super- I'd really like to have a little visor! brother... AT&T: Yes, Mr. Byron. Please hold. AT&T: click........ At this point, I begin trying to finish my dinner. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a SUPERVISOR: Mr. Byron? fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a ME: Yeah. fruit salad.
HP Office jet Pro 8000 wireless printer. $40.00 HP Photosmart C7280 all-in-one printer, fax, copier and scanner with extra ink car- 4-sale full set of men's lh golf tridges. $75.00 306-862-9127 club's with bag & stand and extra jumbo sized driver 150.00 or best 4 Bridgestone Dueler A/T tires offer. also men's rh set with bag LT235/75R15. $80.00 for all. 50.00 862-2085 862-9127 Anyone looking for Grad or wed2005 Grasshopper 722D G2 61" ding gifts? I have quilts for sale, cutting deck Kubota diesel 22HP jean or fabric. 306-862-3228 862-9127 Lawn Sweeper for sale. Brand Looking for oats or wheat or both new, fully assembled, pull behind for MY little boys chickins. Can your garden tractor or ride-on be sceenings. Close to Nipawin , lawn mower. Delivery available. Whitefox area. Thankyou reanings $125. 306-277-4311 306-276-2516 For sale 2 Bridgestone 265/70/17 Parents looking for childcare tires lots of tread $100 each call when you work? Im a foster mom 863-4817 or 862-6533 devoting my life to children, and wanting to babysit during the day Looking for a washer and dryer as well. text or call Sara. 862-3949 812-8135 For sale 17 ft triple E pull type To give away: 27" Panasonic 1976 single axle $2500 obo TAU flat screen T.V., very good 862-2060 condition. Reason? We're upgrad-
for sale stihl leaf blower, new con- Old lawn tractor , motor runs dition used very little 200,00 firm good , deck is shot, good start for 306-276-8482 a go- cart! $100.00 motor is worth that! 862-9218 Looking for a 12' octagon trampoline jumping tarp in good shape. i have home build trailer for sale Cheap or reasonable price. for the same of 400.00 obo.ask for 306-862-3910 rick 306-954-3301 hi, i lost my iphone 4 it was in a blue and white otter box case .... so pls if anyone has found this phone... pls call 306-862-2131 Girls denim jacket left behind at the Regional Park on Monday afternoon. Would sure appreciate its return by whoever found it. 862-3577 Mens Mountain Bike Great Condition Asking $50 306-276-7473
Alpaca's to give away as pets. Call Pool table for sale. 4 x 8 compact. for more details or email Oak rails and legs with burgundy gljean@sasktel.net 862-2246 cloth. Great condition. $1000 862-4089 looking for a cheap sim card smartphone, on Koodo or Virgin Golf Shed at the Nipawin Evermobile. dont wanna pay more than green Golf Course. Facing the 150. text or call putting green. $2500 862-4089 609-9988 1990 moterhome Ford 460EFI Generator,rear queen bed,new awning,everything works, ingood shape and runs great $15,000 Looking for free perennials please. Call or text 306-276-7914
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This Fathers Day, take Dad out for something that you both can enjoy. Check out these easy and fun activities.
5. Shopping
Even Dad likes to go shopping, but it just may not be at the mall. Take Dad to all of his favorite stores and spend the day shopping for anything from wrenches, hunting & fishing supplies to antiques.
1. Fishing
A fishing trip can be a great time to connect with your dad, and with nature. Book an overnight trip or pick Dad up early for a day of fishing and bonding.
1994 sonoma 4x4 100k on motor For sale 12x18 piece of indooralberta vehicle needs ball joints to outdoor carpet , brown tones, used pass safety $850. 306-276-7818 under awning of travel trailer like new condition. $150.00 obo great simplicity 12.5 hp 42 inch cut for decks or patio 306-862-3869 riding lawn mower ,rear steering,front cutting deck v twin brigs GE French door style Fridge & motor,hydro drive,great for acear- Ceran top, convection oven Stove age,800.00 or trades ? for sale. Fridge is not very old. 306-862-4402 $600.00 for the pair. or $450 for the fridge and $250 for the stove For sale: Set of four 15" x 8" steel 306-862-2485 wheels. Chevy 6 bolt pattern, fits other vehicles as well. 812-8003 for rent 2bdrm house in Love SK ref required leave message and I For sale: load leveller hitch for will call you back $650. +DD camper.$ 80.00 OBO 306-276-7430 306-862-7715 Wanted washer and dryer in good For Sale 1983 GMC 1/2 ton 4x4 working condition CHEEP 305 motor auto, tires are good, 306-862-7818 new starter, electric fuel pump has had front end work done $800.00 for sale an ivory coloured baby 8306-62-2568 bassinet for 35 bucks pick up only 306-862-3882 Want a little bit of grain seed can be oats wheat or barley. Just to For Sale: New Craftsman 10 inch mix with grass seed to cut for laser guide mitre saw and stand; hay . Willing to take any small $300.00. For sale; Rockwell Beaamounts from couple pails to a ver wood band saw; $125.00 couple 45 gallon drums. Call or 306-862-5412 text. 306-768-7007 wanted someone with horse trailer Various size bikes for sale from to haul 3 horses to saskatoon horse $5.00 to $25.00 call 862-4070 sale on May 21, or would rent
For sale 8 ft truck camper fridge 1995 Chev Silverado Z71. stove furnace $300 5000 wat GenEquipped with Raider box cap and erack generator 306-862-2898 slide out cargo bed. 293,453 km. Asking $3500. 306-862-9796 For sale 2 pair of adult roller skates size 9 $50 a pair. 862-5278 Mossberg 715T Tactical .22lr with 25 round mag. also has a Rubber Gevarm semi-auto open bolt 22 Armored 3-9x adjustable 40mm with 9 shot clip. Very nice shape. Tactical Scope- P4 Sniper. Buy Rare gun. Call or text. 862-8266 for $275 with out the scope or $325 with scope 306-768-7006 If interested in putting your car, truck, or motorcycle in the June 1994 Dodge Dakota SLT, auto16th Nipawin car show contact matic with o/d extended cab, V6 Mike 862-5471, Duane 862-4399, Magnum Engine,air, tilt, cruise, or Ted 862-2477 sony cd player, $2100 obo 862-3550 1997 300 Suzuki King Quad. Full 4 wheel diff lock and independent Looking for a 12' octagon trampo- suspension. Hi, low and super low line jumping tarp in good shape. ranges. Recent complete check Cheap or reasonable price. over and complete service. Starts, 306-862-3910 runs and drives great. $2900.00 768-2280 Very modern, nice light fixture...$40 862-2624 2001 cougar 5th wheel. Electric jacks, fibreglass outside, central For Sale; Two Bell Express Vu air, new water heater, new fridge, Satelite Dishes (SD), Four SD new range hood, has an island in Recievers. One Bell HD Dish and kitchen. Double slide out and a Two HD recievers, all switches single. Must see! 16,000 o.b.o. included, good quantity of cable. 768-2634 Call or Text 306-609-0176 Looking for blue wine bottles for
2. Spa Day
Everyone deserves to be pampered, even Dad. Book him a trip to the spa for a massage or a hair cut, or even to get a professional shave.
3. Archives Tour
For the history buff, check with your local library or historical society and ask if tours are available of their stacks and archives. Many organizations will be happy to show you a behind-the-scenes look at your towns history.
My father gave me the greatest gift anyone could give another person, he believed in me. Jim Valvano
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4th Annual "Support Our Troops Golf Scramble" - Sat June 1st - starting tee times of 1 pm. Please register before May 21st and pre register for this event. Wear your Red Shirt Proudly. Raffles, 50/50, Games. This golf tournament will support Central Sk Military families. $70 per person at the Humboldt Golf Course. Register at the course.
pennies send a kid to camp this summer! "Howies Heroe's" Fundraiser for Relay for Life - containers for pennies are in Nipawin businesses - collect and throw your pennies into the containers and all will support Howies Heroe's at Relay in Melfort.
Come and Go Tea in honor of Moe and Audrey Lefebvre's 60th wedding anniversary - Sat May BBQ and Bake Sale at the Hi18th at the Kerry Vickar centre. Way Tabernacle Chruch in Congratulations Moe and Audrey. White Fox on Sat May 25 from 10 am to 2 pm - proceeds to the SunNipawin Spring Clean up Monday school day May 20th. Hershey's Lakeland (zone 8) Track and Field meet - Tisdale POLKAFEST in Melfort at the Flea Market - Sat May 25th at Brownridge Field behind TMSS - The Tisdale Kinettes are hosting a Curling Club on Friday May 24th the Four Seasons Arena at the Monday May 20th - noon to 3 pm. Taco Bag Luncheon at the town and Sat May 25th. Friday will be Melfort Fair Grounds from 9 to the annual pig roast, Saturday Please register with Cora Andreas square in Tisdale on Friday May 3 pm - for table rentals please call 24 from 11 to 2 pm proceeds will Roast beef supper from 5 to 7 pm. before May 16. 752 2240. Sponsored by the Melgo to Cystic Fibrosis. Dancing Friday night, and all day fort Ag Society. (Walter Toews) Irene Schellenberg celebrates Saturday. Bands include The her 80th Birthday this Sat - May The Independent Riders of the Hamps, and Ralph's Rhythm ""PENNIES FOR CAMP-18 - at the Melfort Seniors Centre North East - 5th Annual "frozen Kings. RV parking on the paved Tisdale Day Camps is accepting buns charity Motorcycle Run" at 2 pm - a big party is planned. surface at the Palace. all of your pennies until July 1st on Sat May 25th. Ride at 1 pm Lunch at 2 pm, program at 230 for their Day Camp programs in Choiceland 4-H Beef Club pm, and supper at 5. The Theme sharp from Robin's Donuts in the NorthEast. Drop off your penTisdale. (Terry 863 2501) Achievement Day - Sat May 25th is "Irene and the Goodniters" nies in Tisdale including Scotiaat 10 am at the Old Co-op Store in Carrot River Horticultural Soci- Spring Tea, Plant and Bake Sale bank, the Beeland Coop andin the White Fox Seniors Hall on Choiceland - canteen and burgers ety presents its annual green Northeast Financial. Let your will be available.
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The Eagle's Nest Youth Ranch 5th Annual Golf Tournament is Friday July 5th at noon at Cooke MuniciSt Pauls United Church Women pal in Prince Albert - Major Hole in Tisdale Annual Spring Rumin One Prizes - Putting Contest, mage sale is Wed May 29th, and Tournament play, the Awards at 6 Thursday May 30th from 8 to 6 pm. Registration forms at the pm on Wed, and 8 to 3 pm on Cooke Pro shop, Amy's RestauThursday. rant, and Canadian Tire in Prince Melfort Chamber of Commerce Albert. Luncheon with Pat Fiacco, CEO of Tourism Saskatchewan on Tue The Lakeland Curling club present a Ladies Night Out with June 4th from noon to 130 pm at Donny Parenteau on Friday July the Advantage Credit Union 5th at the Rothenberg Family Room at the Kerry Vickar Centre. Park. Tickets $45 include a steak Following lunch a one hour toursupper, "head table for 8" will be ism input session. Please register auctioned, 50/50 and a draw for a by Monday May 27 trip for 2 to Vegas. Call Laura for tickets and information (982 2363)
Town of Nipawin Compost Collection Every Wednesday until October 30thResidents of the Town of Nipawin are encouraged to use the Compost Collection Program for items such as grass RM of Willow Creek celebrates clippings, leaves and garden reit's 100th anniversary on Sat fuse. Tree branches are not acceptJuly 6th in Gronlid. Activities are able for compost and will not be planned for the entire day. Make collected. Acceptable compost you you "Save The Date." items should be placed in garbage cans (preferred) or plastic garbage The Wapiti Valley Motorcycle Rally is Sat June 22nd. Registra- bags (not in your MTN cart) and tion 8 am to 11 am. Poker Rally at placed at your front curb by 8 a.m. on Wednesdays. For residents that 1130 am from the Wapiti Valley are situated on a corner lot, comChalet. Social will follow with post items should be placed on the steak supper, music and prizes. curb which is directly opposite to Information at your back alley. townofniwww.paschkephoto.com. pawin@gmail.com The Carrot River Light Horse 4 Sunday Night C0-Ed badminton -H club will host the NE Reat L.P Miller High School in Nigional 4-H light horse show on Sat July 13th starting at 830 am at pawin. 8-10pm. Runs til June the Sports Grounds East of Carrot 23rd. EVERYONE WELCOME! $3.00 drop in fee Bring your River. Food booth on site. friends, spouse or teenager, a fun Tisdale Twisters Gymnastics way to get some exercise. For Club Annual fun run is Sunday more information contact Joanne June 2nd at the Kinsmen Park at 862-4827 or Theresa at 862Trails. 5 km run starts at 9 am 2434. townofnipawin@gmail.com registration 830 am. Fun run at 1030 am. The first 80 registrants
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The Twin Lakes Planning District is also creating a Housing Action Plan to help address future housing in the District. A draft copy has been developed and will be sent to all partnering The Twin Lakes Planning District is currently waiting for their municipalities for their comments and prioritized lists of housDistrict Agreement to be signed by the Minister. Once the Min- ing needs across the entire District. The main priorities will be ister has signed the District Agreement, each partnering munici- Ownership and Core Housing, Accessible and Seniors Housing, pality will set a date to do first reading either through a regular Rental Housing, and Student Housing. This will be a document Council meeting or through a special Council meeting. After the which the District will use to move the Housing Continuum forward in the Twin Lakes District.
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