There are errors in every line of the jokes.

Underline them and write the correction in the right column.

A mother go in to wake up her son. "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school!" "But why, Mom? I doesn't want to go." "Gives me two reasons why you don't want to go." "Well, the kids hates me for one, and the teachers hate me, too!" "Oh, that are not a reason for not going to school. Come on now and get ready." "Gives me two reasons why I should go to school." "Well, for one, you is 52 years old. And for another, you're the Principal!" ___________________ ___________________ ___________________ ___________________ ___________________ ___________________ ___________________

"Simon, if I has eight apples in my right hand and ten apples in my left hand, what will I have? Huge hands, sir. A kindergarten teacher hand out a coloring page to her class. On it is a picture of a duck holding an umbrella. The teacher tell her class to color the duck in yellow and the umbrella green. However, Bobby, the class rebel, colour the duck in a bright fire truck red. After seeing this, the teacher ask him: "Bobby, how many times have you seen a red duck?" Young Bobby reply "The same number of times I've seen a duck holding an umbrella, teacher" A mother mouse and a baby mouse is walking along, when all of a sudden, a cat attacks them. The mother mouse go, "BARK!" and the cat runs away. "See?" says the mother mouse to her baby. "Now do you see why it are important to learn a foreign language?" A man have two goldfish, he names one of them "One" and the other "Two". he does this becauseif one die, he will still have two Teacher: What are the name of the outside layer of a tree, Tommy? Tommy: I doesnt know. Teacher: Bark, Tommy. Tommy: Woof, Woof.

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