Attn: To bathroom occupants

Posted on 12 September 2012, effective-immediately I hereby pass legislation known as: Lavatory Bill of Conduct 1. Fan is to remain ON during shower, and five minutes after shower. See Humidity Causes Mold [1]. 2. Shower occupant must take appropriate and accurate measures as to ensure shower curtain is tucked into the tub. This is to maximize appropriate-aridness regarding the adjacent flooring. 2a. Ensure that the bathroom floor remain dry at all times as to avoid slipping, bodily injury and possible death. See Insurance Services [2]. 3b. Shower Curtain is be slid-closed to allow excess water to run-off the curtain, into the tub and thus preventing soap scum. See Bathroom Cleaning Tips [3]. 3. Toilet Seat is to remain shut after one's gastrointestinal and urinary processes have taken affect. The reason the toilet has a lid so as to serve as a back-board from which toilet water my ricochet off from. See dailymail article [4].

[1] http://blackmold.awardspace.com/mold-causes.html [2] http://www.visc-ins.com/doc.asp?id=113 [3] http://www.marthastewart.com/275411/bathroom-cleaningtips/@center/277000/homekeeping-solutions [4] http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2081680/How-leaving-toilet-lid-flushing-aidspread-winter-vomiting-bug.html