Me: OMG!!!! Taylor Swift! (Launches into a burst of nervous/excited
chatter. TS: !"# hi. Me: $ love love love your son%s! They&re basically all $ ever sin%! TS: Oh# you sin% a lot' Me: $ never (erfor"# but $ love to sin% and sin% a lot# li)e you! TS: *ell why don&t you ever (erfor" then' Me:+ah# $ would rather be bac)sta%e# desi%nin% outfits for the sin%ers. ($ show her s)etches of so"e of "y ideas. TS: ,ou see" to have a sense of style! Me: So do you! -or any awards cere"ony fashion do&s and don&ts# you&re always on the do&s side! TS: ("odestly Oh# not all the ti"e! Me: ((hone bee(s# si%nalin% text ,ay! My friend Leah texted "e a video of the cutest little )ittens ever! TS: Ooh# can $ see' $ love anythin% that falls into the cute or co"fortable cate%ory! Me: Me too! Taylor&s assistant: (*al)s u( to "e and Taylor. Ms. Taylor# your chee.ca)e i. ready venever you are. (/olds u( a (late with a bi% slice of strawberry cheeseca)e. Taylor: (Ta)es (late. Oh yu"! (Sees "e standin% there# eyin% her cheesca)e