I NEED A WHITE GIRL

Written by Adrian Manzano

7/9/2014
Scene 1 - Break up Lunch - apt 78
Bago & Gloricelda are having lunch at Apt 78. Bago is a little
rude and obnoxious. Gloricelda breaks up " I can't be with you!"
She proceeds to outline all his bad qualities (Lazy, Spoiled,
sexist) Bago tries to charm her and make her laugh. She walks out.
Bago says "I dont need you!"
Scene 2 - Devastated Crying at home
Bago is crying in bed with a Portrait of Gloricelda "Porque me ha
dejado!" Listens to old sad bachatas. He gets a call from Oscar
OSCAR
Where you been man?
BAGO
Just Chilling... Glori Left me...
OSCAR
Come by my crib, I got to show you something.
Scene 3 O's crib. White girls
On his way to Oscar's apt he sees some white girls moving in. Before he enters
the apt, a BRITNEY leaves and give Oscar a kiss good bye. Bago is amazed...
OSCAR
Sit down my child, I must share with you an epiphanie.
After I broke up with Margarita, I was destroyed. Like you.
Then I discovered all these white girls moving to the Heights.
This is a gold mind. No more drama, no more slam poetry.
No more telenovelas (Bago: hey I like novelas) These
Women are poliamourous, freaky, they got jobs! (Jobs!)
They pay for dinner, do Yoga, tantra, bikram, Crazy shit!
BAGO
Thats it! I need a white girl!
BACHATA MUSIC VIDEO STARTS So Nasty...
Hook: I need a white guuurrll... Una Blanquitaaaa!
Images:
-white girls dancing bachata, badly... stepping on feet.
-Dominican girls getting angry
-Bago and O getting a hipster makeover
- playing chess, drinking wine. Yoga,
- white girls are freaky, tying Bago to bed with leather straps. While Oscar has
a 3some. So Nasty
SCENE 4 Dancing in the Club, sees Gloricelda.
Oscar and Bago are at Akra Lounge dancing bachata with their new White girls, Ba
go sees Gloricelda dancing with another white guy. They look at each other over
the shoulder from their partners. The miss each other. Suddenly Bago gets steppe
d on painfully by TAMMY, Oh sorry! Watch how your dancing!
THE END..