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Funny Puns

Enjoy our funny puns with a list of examples that are sure to make you laugh.
Puns are a form of word play which take advantage of words, or similar
sounding words, with multiple meanings, often to create a humorous
situation or joke. Puns can sometimes be created unintentionally, in which
case the saying no pun intended is used. ead on and check out our funny
examples that feature everything from seafood to lightning.
!ets talk about rights and lefts. "oure right, so # left.
$ime %ies like an arrow. &ruit %ies like a banana.
'hen a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
( boiled egg every morning is hard to beat.
$wo )sh are in a tank. *ne says to the other, +Err...so how do you drive
this thing,-
# went to buy some camou%age trousers yesterday but couldn.t )nd
any.
#.ve been to the dentist many times so # know the drill.
/eing struck by lightning is a shocking experience0
'ithout geometry, life is pointless.
( chicken crossing the road is truly poultry in motion.
$he roundest knight at 1ing (rthurs table was 2ir 3umference. 4e
ac5uired his si6e from far too much pi.
# went to a seafood disco last week....and pulled a mussel.
2he had a photographic memory but never developed it.
$wo antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. $he ceremony
wasn.t much, but the reception was brilliant0

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