TEACHER SAYS, TEACHER GOES

Teacher says,
teacher goes,
teacher smiles,
teacher knows,
what you have done,
was clearly a mistake,
maybe it is,
time for a break.
Teacher says,
teacher goes,
teacher smiles,
teacher knows,
that you have been naughty.
That you have been quite foughty.
That you are being rude,
don't call teacher a dude.
Teacher says,
teacher goes,
teacher smilies,
teacher know,
that you were making faces,
behind teachers back,
that you were throwing spitballs,
at the teacher's pet.
Teacher says,
teacher goes,
teacher smiles,
teacher knows.
So enough is said,
so now you know,
that whatever you do.....
Teacher says,
Teacher goes,
Teacher smilies,
Teacher knows
RA !"#$%&
A man named Ray !un'el
(as feeling quite sour
)ecause he'd locked himself in
The top room of his tower
(ith no electricity
And no form of power
#ot so much as a mirror
A sink or a shower
And he was there for much longer
Than minutes and hours
!oor old Ray !un'el
&ived all alone
*ar away from anyone
+e did not have a phone
And after a day
+e started to moan
To a bird who had perched
,n his windowsill of stone
The bird watched his beard grow
(hile he grumbled and groaned
*or many long years
+e felt hunger and pain
The bird brought him worms
And when it rained he drank rain
+is waistline receded
And he went quite insane
(hile his beard kept on growing
To the length of a train
)ut a plan to save Ray
+ad formed inside the bird's brain
The bird disappeared
*or almost a week
(hich made Ray more sad
-ore hopeless and bleak
)ut to his surprise
(hen he was feeling most weak
A noise came to his ears .
+e heard someone speak/
And Ray was so happy
A tear ran down his cheek
,utside in the distance
A man had appeared
(ith the bird on his shoulder
Ray's window he neared
0Ray !un'el, Ray !un'el
&et down your long beard
A little bird tells me
ou've been stuck there for years1
2f Ray hadn't forgotten how
+e would have cheered
Ray gathered his beard
(hich now 3lled his lair
+e threw it out of the window
And it fell through the air
2t hit the ground with a thud
And made the mystery man stare
(ho then climbed up Ray's whiskers
2nstead of using the stairs
+e was shocked when he saw
Ray's room was so bare
The bird he had found
A locksmith by trade
(ho opened Ray's door
(hich was sturdily made
And Ray ran down the stairs
And into the glade
And as he 4umped up for 4oy
+is good mood did fade
)ecause a key
*ell right out of
+is pocket.