Jonathan Swift's "A Modern Proposal": A Discussion Guide
By David Bruce
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This short pamphlet contains Jonathan Swift's "A Modest Proposal" and a few anecdotes about Jonathan Swift. It also includes a number of questions and their answers about Jonathan Swift and "A Modest Proposal."
It also includes some hints about writing humor and satire and some samples of satire.
David Bruce
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Jonathan Swift's "A Modern Proposal" - David Bruce
A Modest Proposal
: A Discussion Guide
By David Bruce
Copyright 2013 by Bruce D. Bruce
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This brief document contains the text of Jonathan Swift’s A Modest Proposal,
as well as a number of question and answers about this satire. I hope that this brief discussion guide will help teachers as they introduce their students to satire.
Chapter 1: A Modest Proposal
Text
Note: I have numbered the paragraphs in A Modest Proposal
to make it easy to refer to sections of the satire. The bolded words are defined in notes following the paragraph in which they appear.
By Jonathan Swift
Sect. 1
1. It is a melancholy object to those, who walk through this great town, or travel in the country, when they see the streets, the roads and cabin-doors crowded with beggars of the female sex, followed by three, four, or six children, all in rags, and importuning every passenger for an alms. These mothers instead of being able to work for their honest livelihood, are forced to employ all their time in strolling to beg sustenance for their helpless infants who, as they grow up, either turn thieves for want of work, or leave their dear native country, to fight for the Pretender in Spain, or sell themselves to the Barbados.
[Pretender: James Francis Edward Stuart (1688-1766) was a Catholic who was the son of King James II of England and Ireland and VII of Scotland (1633-1701). He claimed (that is, according to non-supporters, pretended to) the thrones of England, Ireland, and Scotland. James Stuart is known as the Old Pretender, while his son, Bonnie Prince Charles (1720-1788), is known as the Young Pretender.]
2. I think it is agreed by all parties, that this prodigious number of children in the arms, or on the backs, or at the heels of their mothers, and frequently of their fathers, is in the present deplorable state of the kingdom, a very great additional grievance; and therefore whoever could find out a fair, cheap and easy method of making these children sound and useful members of the commonwealth, would deserve so well of the public, as to have his statue set up for a preserver of the nation.
3. But my intention is very far from being confined to provide only for the children of professed beggars: it is of a much greater extent, and shall take in the whole number of infants at a certain age, who are born of parents in effect as little able to support them, as those who demand our charity in the streets.
4. As to my own part, having turned my thoughts for many years, upon this important subject, and maturely weighed the several schemes of our projectors, I have always found them grossly mistaken in their computation. It is true, a child just dropped from its dam, may be supported by her milk, for a solar year, with little other nourishment: at most not above the value of two shillings, which the mother may certainly get, or the value in scraps, by her lawful occupation of begging; and it is exactly at one year old that I propose to provide for them in such a manner, as, instead of being a charge upon their parents, or the parish, or wanting food and raiment for the rest of their lives, they shall, on the contrary, contribute to the feeding, and partly to the clothing of many thousands.
[A dam is the mother of a domestic animal, especially livestock that is used as food.]
[Solar year: An ordinary year — the time it takes for Earth to orbit once around the Sun.]
5. There is likewise another great advantage in my scheme, that it will prevent those voluntary abortions, and that horrid practice of women murdering their bastard children, alas! too frequent among us, sacrificing the poor innocent babes, I doubt, more to avoid the expense than the shame, which would move tears and pity in the most savage and inhuman breast.
6. The number of souls in this kingdom being usually reckoned one million and a half, of these I calculate there may be about two hundred thousand couple whose wives are breeders;