I did not craft the language in this satirical letter from Alabama Speaker of the House (and my very own Representative since this last election where he and his drew me into HD 79) Mike Hubbard's primary criminal defense lawyer but merely copied into a document. I'm sharing it because I thought it clever snark. I obtained the text on 7 JAN 15 but am not sure when it was originally drafted.
I did not craft the language in this satirical letter from Alabama Speaker of the House (and my very own Representative since this last election where he and his drew me into HD 79) Mike Hubbard's primary criminal defense lawyer but merely copied into a document. I'm sharing it because I thought it clever snark. I obtained the text on 7 JAN 15 but am not sure when it was originally drafted.
I did not craft the language in this satirical letter from Alabama Speaker of the House (and my very own Representative since this last election where he and his drew me into HD 79) Mike Hubbard's primary criminal defense lawyer but merely copied into a document. I'm sharing it because I thought it clever snark. I obtained the text on 7 JAN 15 but am not sure when it was originally drafted.
State of Alabama (supposedly) Montgomery, AL 36104 Gentlemen: I am writing this letter to protest the unconscionable and illegal grand jury leaks coming out of your office. Obviously the grand jury must be thrown out toot-sweet and my client should be exonerated and paid a large monetary sum by the state (eight figures at the very least - $13 million appears to be the customary amount per Paragon Source and the Mississippi Choctaws). I was discussing this issue just yesterday on a conference call with Cliff Sims, Dale Jackson, "Matt Murphy" (Robert Ray), Leland Whaley, Rob Riley, and Kim Chandler. This matter took up so much of the discussion that I was barely able to tell them about that day's Lee County testimony. Hopefully they are all on Sonny Reagan's e-mail list. Scratch that last sentence - of COURSE they are. Your illegal and unethical grand jury has already done irreparable harm. Already, John Kirtley and Bob Riley have lost hundreds of thousands of dollars that are rightfully theirs because our corporate backers think that Bob might be a target of this rogue investigation. Don't you dare be the reason my next paycheck bounces. I propose this solution to your abominable acts: 1) Luther Strange throws out the grand jury, resigns and apologizes 2) Both of you apologize while admitting that you CANNOT resign because you are NOT REALLY AGs 3) Before Luther resigns, he gives Bob Riley a $13 million no-bid contract 4) Mike gets the previously agreed-upon $13 million Well, that will do it for now. Please acquiesce within 24 hours or I will tell Kim Chandler that both of you and Luther Strange are BARRISTERS - just like OBAMA. Notice how many letters that has in common with TERRORIST? I'll make sure Kim does. With all seriousness, Mark White, Counsel for Speaker for Life Hubbard