SCENE 3--Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Watch were youre going Mary Poppins

Im okay. You just stay where you are. Ill be alright.
Thats a lesson right there. Donkeys should not be climbing trees. But I
had to do something to shake those goons. Guess it worked because
Uh-oh. Help a Donkey out, wouldja?
I dont wanna die-I dont wanna die-I dont wanna die
Can I just say? That was incredible. Man, they were trippin over
themselves to get away from you. I liked that.
But I dont have any friends.
Heh-heh. Say, you lost or something?
Oh Duloc! I know Duloc! You gotta let me show you the way, because I
am like a GPS with fur!
But nobodys fine on their own! Not when you look like we do!
Hey! Didnt you hear what they said? Man this place is goin Stepford!
We gotta join forces! Otherwise theyre gonna lock me up! And I can
not go back in a cage! I dont if I mentioned it or not, but I did six years
in solitary for impersonating a piata.
Whoa, that was really scary. And if you dont mind me saying, if that
dont work your breathll certainly get the job done.
Ahhh..really green?
Nope.
Really really.
Man, I like you. Whats your name?
Shrek? Huh. Well, you know what I like about you Shrek? You got that
whole, I dont what anybody thinks of me thing thing. I like that, I
respect that, Shrel. You all right.
Yeah! Woo-hoo, alright!

You got it! No jabbering! Man, you will not regret this.
Now thats what Im talking about! Shrek and Donkey, two stalwart
friends off on a whirl-wind big city adventure!