Canterbury Tales

Today I will be introducing my Mr. Two Times. Mr. Two Times is

a very short, one eyed monster. He only has two fingers, and with
everything he does, Mr. Two Times does it two times. Because he does
everything two times, he wears two chains, two black t-shirts, two
diamond earrings, and two tattoos on his arm. He has a very southern
accent, and when he talks, Mr. Two Times spits everywhere two
times. Due to his two time condition, he is moving around. Dont let his
monster persona fool you; Mr. Two Times is a very polite monster. Many
people prejudge him as a frightening monster at first. However, when
they get to know him, they view him as a big ole teddy bear.
He is Americas Most Wanted for robbing two banks at the same
time. As a result he is traveling on this religious trip to reconcile his
sinful actions. Mr. Two Times is in need of the prayers and guidance of
the high priests who reside in Canterbury. Hopefully at the end of this
trip, Mr. Two Times will repent of his wrongful doings.