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there pal! This buds for you! Ha?! How long would that have taken you?! A minute! Half
a minute! Nah! Nah, you were too busy! You and your shit-hot friends, probably double
parking your limo, while youre waiting to catch a plane to Paris, France for dinner and a
blowjob! Ya, I understand! I UNDERSTAND ALL TOO WELL! YOURE JUST LIKE
THE REST OF EM! JONAS DOLL, JACK ANDERSON, HANK AARON! YOU ALL
KNEW WHERE I WAS, AND YOU ALL KNOW WHAT YOU DID! YOU JUST SAT
THERE AND LEFT ME THERE YOU SHITS! YOU PRICKS! YOU JERKS! YOU
DIDNT GIVE ME A CHANCE AND YOU GOD DAMN KNOW IT! FUCK ME,
FUCK YOU LENNY! IM OUT OF HERE! IM HISTORY BABY! HISTORY! (Pause)
I like to be in America! Ok by me in America! Nobs on the doors in America! Walls for
the floors in America!
(He angrily exits as the lights fade,)
SCENE.