ScriptBorninabarntheanimalsview

Characters36
Cow
Moodyandsarcastic
Pig
veinandsassybuthasasoftspotforsheep
Sheep
cute,kind,lovingandwell...sheepish!

Extracharacterstheanimalscanplayanothercharacterfromhere:
Josephplayedbyanyanimalthatsnottellingthestoryatthatpointoranotherpersonif
possible
MarryAlsoplayedbyanyanimalthatsnottellingthestoryatthatpointoranotherpersonif
possible
Angelsheeporanotherpersonifpossible

Scene1Inthebarn.Asheepsitsaloneinabarn.Barnyardsounds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nk5nKaVfQ
linktosoundfx
Sheep:OhhelloImsheepandmerrychristmastoyouall.Welcometomybarn.Itsquite
simplebutcozy.Youcouldntsayitsfitforakingthough.Well,nowIcometothinkofit,way
waybacksomethingspecialdidhappenhereonebeautifulstarrynight.
Timewarpeffect
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQSMsaYZuM
Scenetwobackintimethecowissittingmoodily,thepigisrollingaroundinmuckandthe
sheepissingingahappytunetoherself.
Cow:Pig,whatdoyouthinkyou'redoing?
Pig:Itsmydailymudbathhowdoyouthinkikeepmyskinso(looksinmirror)sobeautifuland
young.(Swishhairaboutwhilstlookinginmirrorinslowmotiontoglamorous)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQGFKlzCJpU
linktosong(lyricvideo)
Cow:Oh,stopit,weallknowwhothebestlookingisanyway.
Pig:Wedo?
Cow:Iwonlittlemisscowbackinmyday.
Pig:Ohplease,thisiscomingfromacow!Acow!Beingcalledacowisahugeinsultto
humans!
Cow:Ohandapigisanybetter!
Pig:Illshowyou
Theystarthittingeachotherandarguinguntilsheepentersskippingandcarryingatrayof
cookies
Sheep:
Calmdown,calmdown.Youallknowyou'remybestestfriends(shegivesthemahug
almostmakingtheireyespopout)Oh,trymybrandnew,delicious,grasscookies!
(dundun
duunsoundeffect
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bW7Op86ox9g
)
Pig:IdlovetobutIjustate
Cow:Sheep,Ivegottatellyou.Yousuckatbacking.
Sheeprunsofcrying

Pig:ImsorrysheepyouareverytalentedbutbutWhatcanIsayheisacowIguesshecant
helpit
everyonemopesaroundbeingsaddramaticsadmusicplays
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIuotFZnBtk
backtomoderndaywheresheepsitsaloneinbarn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nk5nKaVfQ4E
Sheep:Itbrokemyhearttoseethemlikethateveryday.Weneededamiracleandfast.My
dearestfriendsweregettingfurtherandfurtherapart.Someonevery,veryspecialwasgonna
havetosaveus
Scene3:Backinthebarnagain.Theclippetyclippetyofdonkeyshoovescanbeheard.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whcWH_ybav4

Sheep:Didyouhearthat?
Cow:Oooosomeone'sgottenovertheirtroublesquickly!
Pig:Shesjustnottakingyourrubbish!
Cow:Rubbish?Rubbish?Youretheonewhorollsaroundinmudallday!

Pig:
Excuseme!Isaiditkeepsmelookingradiant!
(shedoesherjoketoglamourosagain)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQGFKlzCJpU
Cow:
Enoughalready!Youreapignotaprincess
Pig:
Wellyoulittle.
Sheep:
Notknowok?Listen...Itsadonkey
Pig:
Ihearwhispering
Cow:
Peoplearecoming!
Together:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
scene4:Theyalldashtothecornerbehindabarn.Ifapropisuseditcouldbeacardboard
stackofhay.Lettheirheadspopout.All3animalsaresittinginthecornershaking
Sheep:
CanIcomeoutnow?
Pig:
Yep
Cow:
You'resoscaredof
everything
Sheep:
not
Cow:
yestoo
sheep:
amnot
pig:
whispers
l
etssee.
creepsupbehindsheep
sheep:
aaah!ok,soIamscared.Imasheepwereknownforbeingwell...sheepish!
Cow:
anduscowsareknownforbeingtheworld'sgreatest
Pig
:jerks!
Cow:
Youcreptuponher!
Pig:(doubtinglyandclearlylieing)
but.butIwasgoingtoshowthatshesscaredandthats
ok
Sheep:
Itsokay.ItstemptingtoscaremeIguess.
cow:
andmissperfectstrikesagain!Canwegetontowhatsimportant!
Pig:
OK,handmeamalletandicanstartwhackingyou!

sheep:(sighsandraisesoneeyebrow)
pig!
Cow:
No,thehumansnotwhackingme!Aren'tyoutheleastbitcuriousaboutwhattheyarehere
for?
Pig:
Not,reallyIalwayskindajustthought
Sheep:immediately(pointsafingerintheair)
AAAAHRUN!
Pig:
yeah,thatsrightsheepy
Sheep:
NoImeanAAAAHRUN
Pig:
Spiderprob?
Cow:
yepspider
Sheep
:
they.are.deadly
Pigandcowshakeheads
Pig:
soyeahIneverreallythoughtaboutit
cow:
never?
Pig:
never.well,Ididhaveoneidea..
HarpsoundeffectYouTube
MaryandJosephactoutthestorybeingtoldsilentlywhiletheanimalssittothesideandlisten
toPigtellingthestory.Alternatively,PigcantellthestorywhiletheotheranimalsbeMaryand
Joseph.
Pig:
Picturethescene.millionsoflightyearsawaytheystayontheirplanetfashionwatching
me,gazingatme,andthinkingofmeasthemostbeautifulcreaturethattheyveever
seen.Finally,whentheycanresistitnolonger,theycomedowntoplanetearth.Thentheparty
starts!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9WUB1QF_4U

sheenterswearingfeatherboaor
anydivaoutfit
Theytakeendlessphotosofme.AsIposegorgeously.IAMTHEULTIMATE
DIVA!

alexaandjenniferplayanimalpartsagain
Cow:
Ha,hawhatabunchofbaloney.Ohandwheredidyouhearofthiswholeotherplanet
thing?Likewhatisaplanet?
Pig
:JustalittletheoryImworkingonyouknow.Itcouldbetrue
Sheep
:Yourealittledelusionalpig,youneedtorest...
Pig:
Yeah,maybe.Thankssheepy
Cow:
Areyousureshesnot,well.PLAINCRAZY?!
sheep:
Cowsgottapoint.
Pig:
yeah,yeah!WHAT?Youcallingmecrazysheep.Imeanyougotanybetteridea?
Sheep
:Yeahofcourse,itgoeslikethis

sheep:sweetandcute
Thesepeopletheyareactuallynice!Notmean

likesomepeople!

They
havecomefromafarawaylandcalledfunlandthelandofthebestestbestestbestestbestest
sweets.Itispinkandfluffyandniceandhappyandsocooooooool!Theyaremybestestfriend
sotheyhavecometohaveabiiiiiiiigparty!Wearegoingtodancethenightawaylikecupcakes!
Joseph:
Howdowedancelikeacupcake
Sheep
dontinterruptmyfantasyscene.
ANGRYSCARYMONSTERVOICE

Joseph:
but...but..
Sheep:
JUSTDOIT
.

ANGRYSCARYMONSTERVOICE
AnywayasIwassayingweare
dancingthenightawayascupcakes.Letsdance

cuteandsweet.
nooneenters

Isaidlets

dance!NOW!
theydancecountrystyle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DNQRtmIMxk
Cow:
itsallaboutflowersanddaisieswithyou.Isntit?
Pig
:Isthatabadthing?
Sheep:
Yeah,isit?
pig
:Icallitpositivethinking
Cow:
Well,youcantalwaysbepositive.IthinkitstimeItellyouwhattheyarereallyherefor
HarpsoundeffectYouTube
Theycomefromasecretplaceknownonlybytheirkind.Adark,darkcavesodarkthatitfeels
likeyouarebeingsuffocatedbyablanketofhatred.TheytravelledhereononemissionTO
FINDUS!!!!Theycomeintoourbarnandfindusinoursecrethidingplace.Astheylookatus
theylaughthemostevilshrill
laugh
https
://
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVY1v97Mic

andas
theycomecloseriknowit'stheend..
Sheep
:Butyourwrongtheycomecloserandsaylets
dance
https
://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOnqjkJTMaA
cow:
NO,NOTheycomecloserreadytoeatusandwhenIcancontrolitnolonger
Sheep:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Cow:
yes,Iscreambecauseits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOnqjkJTMaA
theendand
mylifeisoverthevampireshavetakenme!
Pig:
Youfrightenedthepoorsheep.
Cow:
No,no,no.Shereallygotinvolvedwiththestorywiththescreamingsoundeffectsand
everything.
Pig:
Thatwasnotasoundeffect
Cow:
Well,shebetterpreparetheendisnear!Mwah,ha,ha,ha
Pig:
Letsfaceit.Wealldontknowwhatwearetalkingabout.Itsallabunchofmakebelief.
Wellneverknowwhatsactuallyhappening
brightlightcouldbedonebytorch.Angelenterscouldbesheeporanotherperson
Angel:
IthinkitstimeItellyouthetruestory.Theyarehavingababyandtheyvecomefor
shelter.Thisbabyisthesaviourofthousands.Heisakingandhewillrescueusall!
Cow:
Idontunderstand!
Pig
:Whoareyou?
Angel:
Listenandyouwillunderstand.
Mary comes from a town called Nazereth.Mary was to
marry a man called Joseph. Joseph is a carpenter he makes things out of wood. One day I
came to see Mary and told her she had been chosen to have a special baby. The baby would
be Gods son and she must call him Jesus.
Soon after my visit, Mary and Joseph got married. Mary was expecting a baby.

Bethlehem,where we are now ,is a town far from Nazereth but it was where Joseph used to

live. Mary had to ride on a donkey for a few days, along the road and over the hills before
they arrived in Bethlehem. Poor Joseph had to walk all the way
At last Mary and Joseph arrived in Bethlehem. Its crowded with other people who needed
to pay their taxes. Mary is very tired and needs a place to stay. They hoped to find a
bedroom in an inn where visitors could stay for a sleepover. But there was no room for them
all the bedrooms were already full with other people Eventually, one kind innkeeper said he
had a stable where he kept his animals,you guys. You see, you're very lucky to witness the
birth of the saviour. I think its a miracle for you, you're all very special with your own
personalities but you're always arguing. Please come together and be inspired by the baby
saviour love your neighbour, love each other.
pig:oh,wow
cow:mygoodness
sheep:Thatsabeautifulstory
huddleroundmanger
together:thisisthemostmagicaldayever!
HarpsoundeffectYouTube
Sheep:
whenIreturnedIalsolistenedtothestory,jesusthebabywastrulyspecial.Hewas
goingtochangethingsforever.Aswethoughtofhowjesusdideverythinghecouldforpeople
wesoontriedtobenicetoeachother.Hehadsuchaneffectononecow,pigandsheepthatwe
couldntwaitforhimtochangethelivesofothers.Jesusiswonderfulhecantouchtheheartsof
everyoneandthat,issomethingtocelebrate

singhappybirthdayjesus
thisisoptional

Everyone
:ThankyouforwatchingandMERRYCHRISTMAS
Pig:
OopsIforgottosayMERRYCHRISTMAS
Cow+Sheep:
YOUDIDSAYMERRYCHRISTMAS!