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Mr.Tricky
,
Ifyouarereadingthisdocument,youhavealreadymadearrangementswith
Bismuth
.Ifyouhave
notmadeanypreviousarrangementswithBismuth,orhavenotcontactedtheearliermentionedcharacter
forinterestingasreactions,pleasedosonow.
Donot
signthisdocumentuntilyouhaveinterfacedwith
Bismuth.
ThisagreementisalimitedassociationlicensewithArchonsAnonymousforasponsor
partnershipprogram(SPaPro).Thetermswillbespelledoutbelow.
I(thereader)understandthatImust
atleast
glanceovertheterms(atleasttheimportantones)
andunderstandthatBismuthisnottryingtoripmeoffandselleverythingIowntoSuddenlySpaceshits.
Terms:
Pleaseinitial(orputanxorsomething)afterreadingeachterminthelineprovided.
1. Iunderstandthatthisagreementisforthetransport,reaction,andsaleofwormholefulleritegas.
_____
2. Iunderstandthatwhilemostofthetime,gasreactionsareprofitable,sometimestheyare
not...probablynotbecauseWanglostaLokifor7thgoddamntime,butmostlikelybecausethe
marketisbad.Thisbeingsaid,Bismuthpromisestoupholda100%moneybackguarantee.This
meansthatduringany
sale
intervalthesponsormaypullback100%ofthefundsinvestedintothe
agreement._____
3. IunderstandthatImayaskatanytimethewhatcurrentprospectivevaluesareforgasreactions,
andwhattheprofitabilityofaspecificgasreactionmaybe._____
4. IunderstandthatImayknowatanytimewhatthecurrentfinancialstatusofthereactionprocess
is._____
5. IunderstandthatalthoughBismuthmaygiveadviceastohowtoproceedwithacquiredfunds
afterthepayoutperiod,Iamentitledtoleaveorstaywiththeagreement._____
6. IunderstandtofollowAdarnof's
RulesofEngagement
whentravellingorstayinginthewormhole
wherethereactionsaretakingplace(willbetoldaloudwhenasked)._____
7. IunderstandthatthesetermsmaycometochangedependingonthesituationforBismuthinthe
wormhole.Ialsounderstandthatforthesechangestotakeplace,Bismuthwillletmeknow
before
implementinganynewrules._____
Name&Date:________________________