AMERICAN NEPHILIM

American Nephilim by John Elkerr

4 x 6
Ink on paper

only a loser would poke fun at this (points to top of

head) this is ancient. this is biblical. people say I
don't read but it's not true. not true. look around my
757 and you will see piles of papers, everything my
staff prints for me off the internet. its important to
read your history. and the history says that the
Drumpfs of God peered down upon the pole-dancing
Tens of Canaan. and they flew down to the LowEnergy Earth. and they took the Super-stacked
Gorgeous Women of the Earth as their wives, I can
tell you (raises okay sign with fingers) and the
Children of the Drumpfs called themselves Trump.
and the Trumps became famous for their massively
huge fingers (holds up naked mugwump hands he
believes are massive), famous for their 280-yard golf
swings, and famous for their tail nubs. Thats right:
tail numbs, very very very popular with their wives, I
can tell you. and from these nubs grew long strands
of golden hair. and the Trump wives braided this hair
up the backs of their husbands and swirled it around
and around their heads...into halos, but not just halos:
Trumpalos. and the Losers of the North called them
Emim, meaning "Frightful Hair from Shinar." and the
Losers of the South called them Zamzummin which
means "Masters of War." and the Losers of the
Southwest will call us Ivvim which means "Builders
of Massive Towers and Walls." and the Losers of the
Beltway will call us Nephilim, meaning "Goldenhaired Smashers of the World." do I have the best
words? do I have the best of the very best words?

Text by Stephen Eric Berry