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(We Rib Bank-Robbers!])NUMBER 119 JUNE 1968 VITAL
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WILLIAM M. GAINES publisher. ALBERT B. FELDSTEIN editor
JOHN PUTNAM art drecior LEONARD BRENNER production
TERRY De FUCCIO, NICK MEGLIN asocate editors
JACK ALBERT lawsuits
GLORIA ORLANDO, CELIA MORELLI, JOAN ZECCA,
(CURTIS ANDERSON, IVAN LODICHAND subscrpons
CONTRIBUTING ARTISTS AND WRITERS FETISH”
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Pg. 16
DEPARTMENTS
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BERG'S-£VE VIEW DEPARTMENT
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DON MARTIN DEPARTMENT
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One Bey in An Otcs 8
HOOP-1A DEPARTMENT
MADS 108 Al Star Basketball Teams 8
LETTERS DEPARTMENT
Peace iets Ot neater Med =a
MARGINAL THINKING DEPARTMENT
Drawn-Out Dramas by Aragones .
PINS AND NEEDLES DEPARTMENT
Famous Prteet ute Wor By Famous People .......95
PRO'S PROSE DEPARTMENT
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SCIENCE-AFFLICTION DEPARTMENT
The Invasonere(A MAD TV Sai) oocecverseeece ee
STATUS WOE DEPARTMENT
Songs OF Wealth and Possess0n8 oo. coos 82
‘TAKE OFF TAKE-OFF DEPARTMENT YOU KNOW
MAD's “Minor Personal Loss’ Income Tax Return crea nel YOU'RE REALLY
TILLTHE CLODS ROLL BY DEPARTMENT PARENTS
Wast le A Square? ea MEN:
TONGUE-IN-CHEEK DEPARTMENT | ie
Me and My Big Mouth 14
WE RIB BANK ROBBERS DEPARTMENT
Balny and Clod (A MAD Movie Satie) <..ccccecsssseseee 4
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“THE
INVASIONERS”
(AMAD.
TV SATIRE)
Pag. 43.Where docs a nightmare begin? For David Blintzint it began one lost For David Blintzint, the nightmare began with
night on a lonely road, looking for a short-cut he never found a closed, deserted Diner, and the landing of a
«jal rom another galaxy, aliens from a decaying
sea cA
SCIENCE-AFFLICTION DEPT.
Girls! Girls! GirletGirtst
CRYSTAL DINER
THY TORS O08 TT ES —_
THE
How anybody
Ts ts0 absolutely unbelievable fit could even THINK
‘that we ae aliens In human form, ma af opening a
‘and the only way to tellus from es Wait
You is by our protruding pinky?
Yes, the nightmare has begun. Now at last David Blintzint knows that “The
Invasioners” are here, and now-he must try to convince a disbelieving world!
TONIGHT'S EPISODE:
; “It Ain't Easy Trying To Convince A Disbelieving World"! ieime prove that alien creatures have
landed—that they are preparing to
take over Earth—and that the only
way to tell them from ordinary human: ||
beings is by their protruding pinkies—
pictures of
whatever it
Everything you hold near and dear {|
Jdepends upon that film—the house
You live in—this plot of earth— 7]
that tree—the grocer—the butcher
‘and the children that you see!
‘A whatl? That's ridiculous! I've heard
of sightings of flying chimney-sweeps
and flying maids and flying nuns—but
a flying POTTY!? It's publicity. secking
Jerackpots like tl
tough on us le
it
business?
i However,
Veame
this far
‘Charlie that make it
imate UFO spotters!
Yes, America’s
future—and
the future of
You can talk
to him all you
want—but he
ain't gonna
answer yo
‘Oh-oh! That man at
the counter with the
pinky raised! He's
‘one of them!Yes, I'd like
to have this
roll of film
deve!—O0PS!
Hey! You
knocked that
right out of
‘my hand!
Twas rahi [alt right,
isan ‘ell me
Indoctrination
‘School—where
they train aliens
to be typical
‘Americans
so they can
inftrate and
destroy our
society!
we
‘Sorty! Gee, your tlm is ruined! Oh,
well, it doesn't matter! We don't,
develop film anyway! This is a drug
‘store! We only sell drugs!
‘and un-American about a
drugstore that only sells drugs! It
J) must be a front for another
Today, in our “Typical LI
‘American Cheating”
course, we will cover
simplified cheating
lon Income Tax Forms...
Does anyon:
know what i
society!
Lucky for
It’s as though he
escaped through
[some secret trap door!We're too late! They This is all
knew that I knew, so
they cleared out! But} need
they eft this bebind!
‘And my evidence along f
‘with im! But with
YOU backing me up,
‘the authorities will
believe my story n
Ira,thank
Too bad you!
ccan't keep it,
Mr. Blintzint
i—3
Okay, FIThelD
‘Sorry, David, you=but this
[squares us! Just
because you let
lms for the
‘Army
Gee, David, I'd tke to help
‘you, but 'm up for promotion!
Tean't risk my career on some
‘crazy story about an invasion
of aliens from another world!
‘myself! | must convince tl
‘President that the country
is in mortal danger!lve got to tel
, Ronit] [Wag dca |[Mineame we
Grnese [cana ae
sere” Ata ag||"aeait | | Shermattee
tvasioners— ||°in to see th
but how do |) white Hot
Tgetin line up here!
to s08 him?!
Badge in Karate!
would have to pick!
Ja Scout with a Merit
lcrossing the street'TFaiow mel] |
Just completed a survey}
10ws his popularity is at an’
‘and that's the | [~ Listen, son! Aird lahkt he'p you! But
‘ruth, Mr ‘Ai eain’t! Ah'm havin’ enough trouble
President! You've | | tryin’ convince the people t’ believe
otto convince | | MAH stories—about why we're in Vietna
the people to | | —an’ why we need higher taxes—an' why
believe my story! | | they should support mah Great Society—
a