The Seething Seas Ceaseth.

Said the two to their tutor,

"Is it harder to toot
The seething seas ceaseth
or to tutor two tooters to toot?"
and twiceth the seething seas
sufficeth us. Betty Botter.

A Flea And a Fly. Betty Botter bought some butter,

But, she said, the butter's bitter;
A flea and a fly flew up in a flue.
If I put it in my batter
Said the flea, "Let us fly!"
It will make my batter bitter.
Said the fly, "Let us flee!"
But, a bit of better butter
So they flew through a flaw in the
Will make my batter better.
flue.
So, she bought a bit of butter
A Tree Toad Loved a She-Toad. Better than her bitter butter;
And she put it in her batter
A tree toad loved a she-toad
And the batter was not bitter.
Who lived up in a tree.
So, twas better Betty Botter
He was a two-toed tree toad
Bought a  bit of better butter.
But a three-toed toad was she.
The two-toed tree toad tried to win How Much Wood Would a
The three-toed she-toad's heart, Woodchuck Chuck.
For the two-toed tree toad loved
How much wood would a
the ground
woodchuck chuck
That the three-toed tree toad trod.
if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
But the two-toed tree toad tried in
He would chuck, he would, as much
vain.
as he could,
He couldn't please her whim.
and chuck as much wood as a
From her tree toad bower
woodchuck would
With her three-toed power
if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
The she-toad vetoed him.
One Line Tongue Twisters.
A Tudor Who Tooted a Flute.
Red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry,
A Tudor who tooted a flute
yellow lorry.
tried to tutor two tooters to toot.
 Six sick slick slim sycamore 'round, 
saplings. Where rolled the round roll Robert
Rowley rolled round?
The sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's
sick. She Sells Sea Shells.

Cows graze in groves on grass She sells sea shells on the sea
which grows in grooves in groves. shore.
The shells she sells are sea shells,
Lily ladles little Letty's lentil soup.
im sure.
A bloke's back bike brake block And if she sells sea shells on the
broke. sea shore,
Then l'm sure she sells seashore
Crisp crusts crackle crunchily.
shells.
The Leith police dismisseth us.
Shiela Shorter.
Flee from fog to fight flu fast!
Sheila Shorter sought a suitor;
Peter Piper. Sheila sought a suitor short.
Sheila's suitor's sure to suit her;
Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled
Short's the suitor Sheila sought!
peppers;
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Swan Swam Over The Sea.
Piper picked.
Swan swam over the sea,
If Peter Piper picked a peck of
Swim, swan, swim!
pickled peppers,
Swan swam back again
Where's the peck of pickled
Well swum, swan!
peppers Peter Piper picked?

Robert Rowley.

Robert Rowley rolled a round roll

'round; 
A round roll Robert Rowley rolled
'round; 
If Robert Rowley rolled a round roll