Test Ur Intelligence

1. Where was the first potato found?

Ans: In the ground.

2. What comes down but never goes up?

Ans: rain.

3. If three cats kill three rats in three minutes, how long will it take
hundred cats to kill hundred rats?

Ans: three minutes.

4. What can fly but has no wings?

Ans: Time.

5. What always goes 2 sleeps wearing its shoes?

Ans: Horse.

6. I m like a ribbon, tied by nature, across the sky, what m I?

Ans: Rainbow.

7. How would u write nineteen that if one is taken out, then its remains
twenty.

Ans: XIX when one is taken out, its remains XX.

8. There were ten sparrows sitting on a tree. A hunter fired and two of
them fell dead. How many sparrows were left on the tree?

Ans: None.

9. Two sons and two fathers went hunting. They succeeded in hunting
one pigeon each on counting it was found that they were only three
pigeons.
How is that ??

Ans: They were only three persons, son father and grandfather.

10. Which is the hardest key to turn?

Ans: Donkey.
11. which part of London in France?

Ans: -N-

12: why ur nose is not twelve inches long?

Ans: Because then it would be a foot.

13. What r the largest ant in the world?

Ans: Elephant.

14.what is the easiest way to get to heaven quickly?

Ans: just stand in front of the fast moving car

15. Where do fish keep their money?

Ans: at the river bank.

16. Which sea has waves but no water?

Ans: BBC.

17. What do u calls an Arabian milkman?

Ans: milk shaikh.

18. Which is the most shocking city in the world?

Ans: electricity.

20. Which fish lives in heaven?

Ans: Angel fish.

21. What do u calls a sleeping bull?

Ans: A bulldozer.