hi ,

the coolest proffesor in town is in india!

... njoy ...........with his......... .....english. ......... ....

# at the ground:
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all of you stand in a straight circle. (straigh circle)
there is no wind in the balloon. (ballon without air...fushhh)
the girl with the mirror please comes her...{means: girl with specs please come
here).

# to a boy, angrily:
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i talk, he talk, why you middle middle talk?

# while punishing students:

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you, rotate the ground four times...
you, go and understand the tree...
you three of you stand together separately.
why are you late - say yes or no .....(?)

# sir at his best:

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sir had once gone to a film with his wife. by chance, he happened to see one of
our boys at the theatre, though the boy did no t see them.
so the next day at s school... (to that boy) - "yesterday i saw you
with my wife at the cinema theatre"

# sir at his best inside the class room:

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open the doors of the window. let the atmosphere come in.
open the doors of the window. let the air force come in.
cut an apple into two halves - i will take the bigger half.
shhh...quiet, boys...the principal just passed away in the corridor
you, meet me behind the class. (meaning after the class..)
"both of u three get out of the class."
close the doors of the windows please. i have winter in my nose today...
take copper wire of any metal especially of silver.....
take 5 cm wire of any length....

last but not the least some jeppiar experiences ...

once sir had come late to a college function, by the time he reached, the function
had begun, so he went to the dais, and said, sorry i am late, because on the way
my car hit 2 muttons (meaning goats).

at sathyabama college day 2002:

"this college strict u the worry no .... u get good marks, i the happy, tomorrow u
get good job, jpr the happy, tomorrow u marry i the enjoy"

at st. josephs college of engineering fresh years day 2003:

"no ragging this college. anybody rag we arrest the police "