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Normally you dress like the fantasy of a perverted Japanese businessman with a very dark and specific fetish

hey dwarf, anyone ever tell you that you dress like one of the bait girls on to catch a Predator? i've kissed Finn and can I just say: not worth a buck I won't tell Lauren to look out for poachers who might mistake her for the endangered white rhino my carousel horse sweater should make me look like an institutionalized toddler, but no! I look hot and smart. I fell like Michelle Obama you have weird, puffy pyramid nipples. They look like they're filled with custard. You could dust them with powdered sugar and they could pass for some sort of dessert Rachel is fine with having an enormous beak. Maybe she needs it to crack hard seeds you can totally drill me whenever... How can you do a duet by yourself? That's like a vocal masturbation or something?? I know what it's about: life freakin' sucks Wanky!!! Puck: I'm Finn Hudson. The quarterback of the football team! Santana: I'm Rachel Berry, his loud, loud girlfriend Don't you see that midget is like an anchor dragging you down to the depths of Loserville? your boyfriend is full of crap, hobbit! so freakin charming! Hello Lauren. you are a beautiful person. Now get out my way 'afores I ends you

nobody tells you anything because A) you are a blasbber mouth and B) we all just pretend to like you Please tell me that is a roll of Certs in your pocket Ora, io suggerisco di legarlo, imbavagliarlo, e trascinarlo da un tatuatore, per un tatuaggio da puttana che dice "Si accettano mance", oppure "Congratulazioni, sei il mio millesimo cliente!" Va bene, checca, penso sia il momento di mostrarti un p di ospitalit di Lima Heights!

Why don't you just dress up as the taco bell chihuahua and bark the theme song to Dora the Explorer Trouty Mouth! I can't tell you how many times I've wanted to enjoy a crisp pickle but couldn't find anyone to suck the lid off the jar. I'd throw this mocha in your face, but it's not nearly scalding enough. When I get really pissed off, Santana gets taken over by my other evil personality. I call her Snix. Her wrath of words is called Snix juice. Speaking from experience, Finn is terrible in bed

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