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SARDAR
Beta ye kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi
SON Kya baat kartay ho pappa sub check kar ke laya hoooon
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Gurdware waleyan ne e elan kita hai k gurdware ch 5,10,20,50,100,500,de note nah
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GANDHI de sir te rumal nahi hai.
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English teacher: "One cute and young girl is walking on the road."
Change this into a punjabi exclamatory sentence.
Sardar student:- "Oye dekh oye
.. MAAL!"
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A donkey kicked sardar & ran away sardar ran to catch the donkey. He saw a zebra
& started beating it & said SALA, tracksuit pehan ke dhoka de raha hai .
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Sardar declares: .. . . I will never marry in my life&. . ..
I'LL GIVE SAME ADVICE TO MY CHILDREN ALSO. .. . .
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Sardar: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle.
Jeeto: Yes darling I still do. Only differnece is earlier it was 300ml now it's
1.5 ltr.
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Teacher: Make a sentence in which 1 word repeated 4 times
Sardar: Lara Dutta marries Brian Lara and she becomes Lara Lara.
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Santa went to Mysore palace.
Tourist guide Santa ji, plz dont sit there, its Tipu Sultan's chair
Santa - Oye dont worry yaar. I'll get up when he comes.!!
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A Sardar enters shop shouts, Where is my free gift with this oil?
Shopkeeper: Iske Saath koi gift nahin hai bhai saab?
Sardar : Oye ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE.
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One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village?
Sardar - No sir, only small Babies!!!
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Teacher: A for?
Sardar: Apple
Teacher: Jor se bolo?
Sardar: Jai mata di.
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American says: " US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai.."
Sardarji says: " Accha , India me to shaadi
Fe-mail se hoti hai...!!!"
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Sardar orders pizza.
Waiter: Sir, shud i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces?
Sardar: 4 hi karde yaar, 8 khaye nahi jayenge.
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Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.
Santa: Who r u?
Girl: Seeta.
Santa: Oh sorry Mata Ji. Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, pata nahin yeh Ayod
hya kaise mil gaya !!!
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Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?
Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise
usko vapas karne aya hai.
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Sardar sitting on the top of the mountain and studying.
When a person asked what he was doing?
He replied, Oye! higher studies yaar.
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2 sardars were fighting after exam.
Sir: Y r u fighting?
1st Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank,
Sir: So what?
1st Sardar: Even I did the same thing.. Now, the examiner will think that we bot
h copied.
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A sardar learning english introduces his family in the party:
Hi! I am Sardar,
This is my Sardarni,
He is my Kid &
She is my kidney.
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Santa cuts sides of the capsule
before taking it?
Guess why?
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To avoid the side effects!
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Ultimate answer while changing the job.
Interviewer: Why did you change your last job?
Santa: Because the company shifted and didn't tell me where.
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Santa's wife dies. He is calm, but his wife's lover is crying
furiously....
Finally, Santa consoles him: Don't worry buddy, I will marry again.
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One tourist from lace w:st="on">U.S.A.lace> asked to santa singh: Any great man
born in this
village?
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!
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Sardar orders pizza.
Waiter: Sir shud i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces?
Sardar: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahi jayenge
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Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.
Santa: Who r u?
Girl: Seeta here.
Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil lace w:st="on">gay
alace>
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Ek baar ek budhi aurat ki maut ho gayi.Padoss ki ladies ghar aakar rone lagi," M
ata ji aap kahaan chali gayi , jahaanna dhoop na chhaya , na roti na daal , na b
ijli na pani " Ye sun kar sante ne bante se kaha " Yaar dekhna zara kahin mata j
i mere ghar na chali gayi ho!!!!!!!!!
Dr. to santa - " congrats aap k ghar ladka hua hai." To santa bola,- " Waah! kya
technology hai , biwi hospital mein hai aur ladka ghar hua hai!"
Santa at a bar in New York . Man on his right says,"Johnny Walker single." Man o
n his left says,"Peter Scotch single."
SANTA says,"Santa Singh married!!!!"
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Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery.
The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du?
Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?>>
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Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto, Banta asks: Y r u
removing a wheel from lace w:st="on">urlace> auto?
Santa: Can't u read 'Parking for two wheelers only'
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Santa: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kis ke liye?
Doctor: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to tumhare liye,
nahi to mere liye.
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Santa joined NASA. After one month the Americans had to change the
name from
NASA to SATYANASA
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Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?
Santa: Suicide karne ke liye
Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai?