Husbands Should Always Be Lovers Too: A Giger Chronicles Episode

The Giger Chronicles
Husbands
Should
Always
Be
Lovers
Too
A play by
Pamela Olson
Perhaps your definition of love differs
from mine. Feed Your Head With A
Play that is Blog Opera theatre about
secrets, se and sass.

The Giger Chronicles: Episode 8 Husbands Should Always Be Lovers Too
Feed Your Head With A Play by Pamela Olson
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$opyright % &'!! ( &'!& by Pamela lson
All rights reserved. All )rongs revenged.
*t+s a story.
,emblance to anyone is not intended --nor should be inferred. ,avvy, mate.
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A graduate of $ollege of 6arin then ,onoma ,tate
9nive rsity, in the middle of 1he American Wine $ountry,
$alifornia 9,A, Planet Earth! "il#y Way! Pamela
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Cast
A>*$? as played by >ucy >a)less
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6A@*; P,Y$HO as played by 6ichael *ronside
<. A. O>,O; as played by Burt Ward

>A;$? as played by <amie Bell
?/2A@ as played by 6att ,mith
?>?A1@A as played by Frances Fisher
FA1A 6O@2A;A as played by <oanna >umley
<*6 as played by /)ight Yoa=am
$*;/Y 2@??;? 4 <?; 4 YO9;2 $*;/Y as played by ;i==i Blons=y

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YO9;2 A>*$? as played by ,carlett <ohansson
YO9;2 <. A. O>,O; as played by ?li7ah Wood
6*$HA?> B. ,A69?>, 4 1W??/>?/?? as played by ,tanley 1ucci
BA;/A*11Y as herself, voice played by Willo) ,mith

1*/? as herself, voice played by 1aylor /ior
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Guest $tars % Cameo
Herb Alpert as himself
Henry 6ancini $over as Henry 6ancini
/oc ,everinsen as himself
Arturo ,andoval as himself
@ichard Harris as himself
&irector
/irector <?;;*F?@ >Y;$H
Costume &esigner
$ostume /esigner 6ia Bater3 been a part of 6arin 1heater $ompany0s production team
since &''#. 6ost recently, she has designed props and costumes for
productions at Aurora 1heatre $ompany, $al ,ha=es, A.$.1.
$onservatory and ,F Playhouse. ,he has also )or=ed )ith 1he <e)ish
1heatre, ,acramento Opera, 6usic $ircus, Word for Word, 1eatro
?speranDa and *ntersection for the Arts. ,he is an alumni of ,an
Francisco ,tate 9niversity.

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Character &escriptions
;ote3 Actors chosen here are for among other reasons, their age, height, voice,
and body type, as each is specific-critical to each character+s portrayal.
A>*$?3 mother of A?; married to his father <. A. O>,O; )ho
she is shamelessly irretrievably in love )ith. A>*$? lives at &!B8
2@?A1 HWY, ,an Francisco, $alifornia or at her ,ausalito pied-
M-terre houseboat FO9;1A*;H?A/ moored at ,ausalito ArKues
6arina. Air Force veteran, :iet ;am ?ra, ?", Bachelor0s /egree
in >inguistics, 6asters degree in Ainesiology, both from ,onoma
,tate 9nive rsity, $alifornia, charismatic, model from age si until
her first pregnancy at the age of C", brilliant, mercurial, born into privilege and )ealth,
euberant, resourceful, full of promise, imperious, compassionate, intense, saturnine, has
depth in her green eyes, )inning grin, sensitive, catches everything, ebullient, dancing
laughter, presumptuous smile, disciplined, loyal, rogue, full of gaiety, has the magic gift
of the born bon vivant, she+s graceful, romantic, vulnerable, apricot glo), her hair in soft,
happy disarray--a )oman of great passion.
,he is so alive, mystical moments come to life. 9nderstands everybody. High-strung,
high-maintenance, is )orth it, charming, plays )ell )ith others. ,he see=s the far
horiDons and shores that once lured generations of her *talian and Austrian forebears, has
close, connected, deep, educated and )ealthy *talian, Austrian ?uropean cousins and Palo
Alto, $alifornia American ,avoy cousins, has unbounded confidence, a complete
surrender to delight, believes one can be anything, do anything, is interesting, effective,
)ell-ad7usted, and occasionally surprising. A>*$? gracefully saunters, undulates and
7iggles as she moves. Her clothes are usually pot-holed and paint-smudged. ,he inhales
mari7uana through a :apolution and drin=s Ocean ,pray diet !''N cranberry 7uice and
Perrier on ice, or sun ice tea )ith spearmint or peppermint sprigs from her garden.
A>*$?, along )ith ?>?A1@A, >A;$?, FA1A 6O@2A;A, <*6, and ?/2A@, does a
daily noontime hour-and-a-half lap s)im at ,an Francisco0s ;orth Beach ,)imming
Pool. Friends )ith 2emma Arterton , /r. 6ar= ,chram $hristensen, Ai=u $ollins, >ucy
2as=ell , ?manuele Filiberto , $hris
/raper, ?giDia 6aria $arla $hiara
Benedetta >ombardo di ,an $hirico
OAnnaP, Ferrante 2ennaro Antonio
Francesco >ombardo di ,an $hirico
O$arloP, 6aria $arlotta $laude ,ilvia
,tefania 1ommasa :ittoria >ombardo di
,an $hirico O?lenaP, /r. >otte

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Holmegaard, Alison Balsom, <ames ,pithill, 6aggie 2yllenhaal , and $lint ?ast)od.
/rives a late model Porsche L!! 1urbo , ?dition L!# ,pyder. A>*$?0, favorite movies
are A >eague of 1heir O)n, Basic *nstinct, Basic *nstinct &, Body Heat, <ac=ie Bro)n,
1he Fountainhead, and 1he 9nsin=able 6olly Bro)n. First-rate Blog Opera player. A
fair silver-level ballroom dancer. Accomplished card counter and Blac=7ac= player.
<. A. O>,O;3 ;avy veteran POB, nine years older than
his )ife A>*$?, messy, short, charismatic, fat, eyes
speculative, 6asters degree in 6usic, retired Band
/irector @ed)ood High ,chool, >ar=spur. $harming,
insecure, talented, immature, insincere, moody, =in=y, self-centered, coarse, sensuous,
sarcastic, obsessed )ith controlling others, feels of solid land and rolling sea, cycle of
desire and tyranny, passive aggressive, tense, imaginative, solemn, raffish, impulsive,
envious of privilege and )ealth, a merry-go-round al)ays on the verge of settling do)n,
elitist, self-dramatiDing selfish, tendency to loo= li=e a sullen child )ho had been
th)arted, oscillates rapidly through all =inds of moods, shir=s his responsibility to a
defiant son and )ife.
Ano)s temptation and corruption )ell and dreams sought then,
and the blunders committed in their pursuit, treacherous,
arrogant, subdued )armth, 7un= food 7un=ie, high strung, manic
depressive, conflicted, mercurial, capricious, cynic, cross
dresser, leather vinyl rubber bondage mirror
fetishes, in need of a haircut, ballroom dance
instructor, sailor, in scruffy
loafers, sardonic, )ears a
)rin=led striped button do)n
collar shirt, had his sleeves
rolled up his forearms, in
rumpled, dar=, pleated and
cuffed trousers too big for
him, and a hip length blac=
leather aviator 7ac=et, also too large.
Anti-children racist anti-,emitic anti-gay homophobic <. A. O>,O; lives at eKually anti-
children racist anti-,emitic anti-gay homophobic senior-
only trailer par= 6arin :alley 6obile $ountry $lub in
;ovato, $alifornia since he )as "" )hen he abandoned
his then C !4& month pregnant C" year old )ife Alice after
stealing QB million. He is on the Board of /irectors of
the 6arin :alley 6obile $ountry $lub as the 1reasurer.

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/rives a restored !L#" $orvette he =eeps up himself-- it sho)s. *s a top-of-the-game
Blog Opera player. ,an Francisco se clubs regular. /oes not play )ell )ith others.
,tarted out as a cool @eg Blan= ( ended up a $onspicuous $onsumption Yuppie. /rin=s
2undlach Bundschu $abernet Franc or diet Pepsi. 1eaches ballroom dance at the ;ovato
@ecreation /epartment.
$onspicuous consumption is etravagant and ostentatious ependiture. $onspicuous
consumption is meant not to satisfy any physical need, but rather to gratify the
psychological craving for status or the favorable opinion of others. 1he term )as first
used by the 9, sociologist and economist 1horstein Bunde :eblen O!#"J-!L&LP in his
!#LL boo= 01he 1heory Of 1he >eisure $lass.
A Yuppie is a Hippie )ho sold out and said 0yup0 to 0the man0.
,1?:?; 1. ,$HOO;O:?@ 4 A>A@*$ 4 1W??/>?/96 4 6A@*; P,Y$HO3 ,an
@afael, 6arin $ounty, $alifornia la)yer )ith uncomfortable for him ghoul, span=ing,
mirror se, abuse, shop lifter, and cop erotic a fetishes played out in role-
playing games he pays others to do )ith him but later hates himself over doing
it. *nsecure, usually impotent. >oves cocaine, high-heeled co)boy boots,
trashy loo=ing )omen and to abuse beautiful )omen. ?nvious of privilege
and )ealth. *s a top-of-the-game Blog Opera player.
9nderendo)ed, plays dominate but is passive seually.
Bully and dor=. Believes )hat0s inside him and people
doesn0t matter, only apperances matter. Peeping 1om,
self-indulgent and notorious for ,e)er ,ervice, cheater,
liar, staff abuser so high turn-over, and 7ust ma=es-up
evidence as he sleaDes along. ,an Francisco se clubs
regular. :oyeur. >ives in his office at !"BJ Cth ,treet ,an @afael, $A
LCL'!-&JBJ. /rives a red @ange @over ,port )ith too much ma=e up, as he thin=s he
0needs0 a big vehicle to handle the treacherous 7ourney to and from ,tarbuc=s each
morning. @ich mama paid for this uncool as it0s a t)o and a half ton truc= )ith a centre
of gravity some)here dangerously in the stratosphere.
/oes not play )ell )ith others. $onspicuous $onsumptionist Yuppie. Has undisclosed
cameras all over his office and home. ?n7oys people0s blunders and =ic=ing them )hen
they0re do)n. Has the manner of an abuser )ho =no)s )hat he )ants and cannot be
stopped. @egularly contracts out )or= to <*6. /rin=s a triple 2ordon0s gin /irty
6artini )ith a couple PiKuillo Pepper ,tuffed 6anDanilla Olives by >a 1ienda.

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,e)er ,ervice refers to the process-server )ho instead of ma=ing proper delivery, tosses
the legal papers do)n the nearest se)er and does not attempt delivery so service )as not
accomplished even though the servers later per7ure themselves in a court-filed affidavit
by s)earing they did ma=e delivery.
>A;$?3 >ives at !C8 6arina :ista Ave, >ar=spur, 6arin $ounty,
$alifornia LCLBL, and =eeps at 1he 2iger Building his ,an Francisco
pied a terre, an #'' s.f dar= hard)ood )alnut 4 mahogany floor studio
)ith cedar and mirrored shelved )al=-in closet )ith brushed nic=el
mirrored )ardrobe doors and a ! and a !4& bath as his ,an Francisco
pied a terre penthouse. ;ever married 1)in $ities Police officer )ith
comfortable vampire erotica fetishes. /oes his 7ob )ell, his ecellance is for his fetish
life.
:egan, )ell-ad7usted, metroseual,
pot user, )iry, lithe, confident,
easy-going, trim, charming, =ic=-
boer, sardonic, BronDe ballroom dancer .
2raduated @ed)ood High ,chool . Has a Bachelors
degree in 6useum ,tudies from ,an Francisco
,tate 9niversity . *s part time security at the de
Young 6useum. Al)ays armed personally )ith
nine-round 2loc= &J, five-round ,mith I Wesson
snub nose .B# revolver, $@A1 9ltima With Blac=
Blade, @aider * Boot Anife, mace, rubber bullets, blan= bullets. *s a
charisma and charm top-of-the-game Blog Opera player. Has a $ary
2rant manner, timing and style about him. ,pea=s fluent French.
>A;$? is =no)n for his
preference for trim
dominant older
)omen )ith
elegant clothes
)ho sho)ed their
appreciation of
his gifts and
talents --)hich are large and considerable as
he0s )ell endo)ed.
>A;$? is a ,an Francisco se clubs regular )here he )or=s security three nights a )ee=
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the o)ners of 2*2?@. Plays )ell )ith others. Has ancient eyes. Has the 2iger habit of
holding his drin= in the palm of his hand. Accomplished card counter and Blac=7ac=
player. $ary 2rant, 2eorge $arlin, /ouglas Adams, @obert A. Heinlein fan. AKuarius,
beautifully tatooed. *n love )ith A>*$?. >A;$? listens to 6iles /avis, ,tan Aenton,
Henry 6ancini, $huc= 6angione <aDD. /rives a /ucati motorcycle. He inhales
mari7uana through a :apolution and drin=s Perrier.
Friends )ith 2eorge /u=e, Ala ura ?den , <. @. Hildebrand, 2ary Fisher, Brande
@oderic=, <acKuie Phelan , <onny 6oseley , 1im >incecum , 1yler Florence , $ourtney
1horne-,mith, Annette Haven, 6ary 6agdalan, $harlie Aell y, Ai=u $ollins , and Alison
Balsom. >A;$?, along )ith ?>?A1@A, A>*$?, FA1A 6O@2A;A, <*6, and
?/2A@, does a daily noontime hour-and-a-half lap s)im at ,an Francisco0s ;orth Beach
,)imming Pool.

?/2A@3 ,an Franciscan. ;ever married )riter and Augmeneter )ith
comfortable 2othic and vampire erotica
fetishes. Writes and plays Blog Opera,
an adaptation of Augmented @eality.
1rim, )ell-ad7usted, good-loo=ing, safe,
)ears 2iorgio Armani suits, 2ucci
shoes and Fran= ,inatra fedoras3 a face
urban, edged, shado)ed, he0s artistic,
vegan, metroseual, pot user, hac=er,
6asters degree in $omputer ,cience from 9niv ersity of ,an Francisco
so uses his soft)are code-)riting s=ills to also )rite Blog Opera
augumented reality 2othic and vampire erotica. *s a charisma and
charm top-of-the-game Blog Opera player. ?/2A@0s a professional liar
)ho spends most of his )a=ing hours d)elling on his lies for his
)riting, )atching, observing-- a voyeur. He dra)s and )rites visionary hallucinogenic
William 2ibson , William Bla=e, <ac= Aerouac , Allen 2insberg, Friedrich ;ietDsche,
Arthur @imbaud, ;orman 6ailer, Antonin Artaud, mythological )or=s, shamanistic
boo=s, he is a )ell read mind of stolen ideas. Has dry humor. ,pea=s fluent ,panish.
Accomplished amateur pianist and astronomer. ,an Francisco se clubs regular )here he
)or=s security three nights a )ee= at
2*2?@ 1uesdays, Wednesdays and
1hursdays " pm to !! pm.
One of the o)ners of 2*2?@ and 1he
2iger Building )here he lives on its top
floor ?/2A@ lives in a & bedroom each
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closet )ith brushed nic=el mirrored )ardrobe doors and & and a !4& baths in a !,J'' s.f
dar= hard)ood )alnut 4 mahogany floor unit. Has martial arts blac=belt. Plays )ell )ith
others. ,ensuous eyes, meditative lips, haunting story teller, a man full and bold )ih
easy confidence and maintaining his sanity through his )ords and his ,ilver >evel
ballroom dancing.
A dramatic presence, impeccably dressed and tailored, lithe, he =no)s the )eight of his
)ords and soft)are code. Has the 2iger habit of holding his drin= in the palm of his
hand. Accomplished card counter and Blac=7ac= player. *n love )ith A>*$?. ?/2A@0s
relationship )ith people is founded on mutual decent respect for the other0s individulaism
and personal dignity. <im 6orrison and 1he /oors fan. /rives a >eus $1 Hybrid . He
inhales mari7uana through a :apolution and drin=s espresso )ith Aahlua, or sun ice tea
)ith spearmint or peppermint sprigs from his garden. Friends )ith *sabel Allende, 1ess
9riDa Holthe, <oe BreeDe, 6artin $ruD ,mith, <oyce 6aynard, /on ;ovello, /ave
?ggers, Anne >amott, Amy 1an, <oe ?sDterhas, Aay @yan, :endela :ida, 1)in=a
1hiebaud, ,tra)berry ,aroyan, Aram ,aroyan, Ai >ongfello), <ason @oberts, 2ary
,nyder, 1om 6erritt , $errid)en Fallingstar . ?/2A@, along )ith ?>?A1@A, >A;$?,
FA1A 6O@2A;A, <*6, and A>*$?, does a daily noontime hour-and-a-half lap s)im at
,an Francisco0s ;orth Beach ,)imming Pool.
?>?A1@A3 ,an Franciscan, comfortable /ominatri )ith a
6aster of Arts in ,euality ,tudies from ,an Francisco ,tate
9niversity. Has a part time chec=er gig at the 6arina ,afe)ay,
part time bartender 2*2?@ and another gig as part time cler= at
2ood :ibrations. Well-ad7usted. 6arried to a ,an Francisco
7udge. ,poiled. ,he has control of the room3 she loo=s from one
man to the other as she spea=s. Adult eyes, eerie, po)erful,
seductive. ,an Francisco se clubs regular )here she also bartends
three nights a )ee= at 2*2?@ Wednesdays and 1hursdays " pm to
!! pm, and Fridays J pm to & am. One of the o)ners of 2*2?@
and 1he 2iger Building )here she and her family live on its top
floor in a B bedroom each )ith cedar and mirrored shelved )al=-in closet )ith brushed
nic=el mirrored )ardrobe doors and B and a !4& baths in a ",''' s.f. dar= hard)ood
)alnut 4 mahogany floor unit.
Plays )ell )ith others, ,ilver level ballroom dancer. 6ethodical. Accomplished card
counter and Blac=7ac= player. ,he loo=s li=e a pampered beautiful Persian cat )ith a
loo= at men li=e a cat a bird. Has three gro)n children, t)o girls, H?>?;, the oldest
and 2A>A/@*?>, the middle and a boy, 1HO@, the youngest, and all from different
fathers. ?>?A1@A0, children )or= for $H?F as her First >ieutenants in the 2iger

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=itchenR one for each shift, J am - & pm Apple ,hift H?>?;, ! pm ( # pm Basil ,hift
2A>A/@*?>, J pm - & am $urry ,hift 1HO@, and ! am ( # am ,age ,hift.
,he =no)s that =nights errant spend their nights erring. ,he epects it. *t has al)ays
been so, un droit de la vocation (and necessary. Blog Opera 2amer First $lass. A
)al=ing game. $heats al)ays, forces you )here she )ants you, sends you li=e any mar=
anious for the best of ass or sass, leaves you to cool your heels, span=s you bac= into the
game and your altered fate-- and made you li=e it. Handy )ith a )hip. ,he0s never fussy
about her methods. ,he =no)s )hat she0s )orth. Has the 2iger habit of holding her
drin= in the palm of her hand. ?>?A1@A is the sort of sophisticated and unshoc=able
)ho could invite an earthKua=e in for tea and a 7oint. /rives a late model Porsche L!!
1urbo , ?dition L!# ,pyder. ?>?A1@A0s motto is Syou don0t have any right to opinions
on things until you =no) something about them.T
>istens to <efferson Airplane, <im 6orrison and 1he /oors , Pat Benatar, 1ina 1urner,
2race <ones. Fan of 2eorge $arlin, /ouglas Adams, @obert A. Heinlein. Friends )ith
2avin ;e)som, Arnold ,ch)arDenegger , $harlie ,heen , >arry 4 >ana I ,tri
Wacho)s=i, $harles , ch)ab , Aarl
Olson, Barry Hito , $raig
$haKuico, Will :enable , <on
Fisher, <ames Hetfield, Prince
Andre) @omanov, 1heresa
,par=s, and >ee 9n=rich .
?>?A1@A inhales mari7uana
through a
:apolution and
drin=s Bundschu $abernet Franc, or sun ice tea )ith spearmint or
peppermint sprigs from her garden. ?>?A1@A, along )ith A>*$?,
>A;$?, FA1A 6O@2A;A, <*6, and ?/2A@, does a daily
noontime hour-and-a-half lap s)im at ,an Francisco0s ;orth Beach
,)imming Pool. ?>?A1@A has been an every ,unday 2olden 2ate
Par= roller s=ater &3B' to C pm since she )as si years old.
FA1A 6O@2A;A3 >ives in ,ausalito on a houseboat,
S,A::Y, 6A1?,T at ,ausalito ,hipyard I 6arina
formally ArKues ,hipyard I 6arina. &B"' 6arinship Way
Oaccess on @oad BP ,ausalito, 7ust north of the ,an
Francisco 2olden 2ate Bridge. Well-ad7usted, charismatic
and married to a 6arin $ounty ,upervisor. Full time
bartender at 2*2?@ J pm to & am Fridays and ,aturdays, 8
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and 1hursdays. One of the o)ners of 2*2?@ and 1he 2iger Building. ,he is the
building and business operating manager for her five 2*2?@ partners.
A fata morgana is the most biDarre of superior images. 1here is something unnerving
about )atching reality bend before one+s eyes. 1here is )hat one S=no)sT to be true, and
that )hich one can see through an eye or telephoto lens or binoculars ( )ith Fata
6organa, the three are difficult to reconcile. ,omething is happening on the mind0s
horiDon. While someone suffering from the madness of love ehaustion could, ho)ever
unli=ely it may seem, conceivably mista=e deception for love.
6irages cannot be held in one+s hand ( they appear some distance a)ay, and li=e
rainbo)s can only be follo)ed, never reached. 6irages, from the >atin mirare, meaning
Sto loo= at, to )onder atT, are natural optical phenomena ( they are real, ob7ective events,
that only cause problems for us )hen )e interpret them incorrectly. 1hey are formed by
the bending, or refracting of >?/ >*2H1 rays through layers of air of differing
temperatures, a pro7ection giving a shimmering )et appearance and appear thus giving
the impression that they are closer than they really are. 6a=es far-a-)ay ob7ects seems to
to)er in. 1hen there are Fata 6organa ( an *talian term referencing 6organ le Fay, the
elfin, shape-shifting half-sister of Aing Arthur. *n our contet, the Fata 6organa is also a
complicated, rapidly changing superior mirage, a comfortable 2othic /ominatri that
display inverted ob7ects, stretched landscapes and other )eirdness of smo=e and mirrors.
6irages, these fata morganas, have long left us spellbound. 1heir po)er to play tric=s on
our minds endlessly fascinates.
9ses unlit cigarettes Odoesn0t smo=eP li=e her fedoras. Has 6aster of Arts in /rama from
,an Francisco ,tate 9niversity. Fata 6organa0s motto is SAs a human being do be more
than an amateur at it.T Fan of Bette /avis, Bette 6idler, Annette Bening. Friends )ith
Annette Bening, Phil Fran=, $lint ?ast)ood, 6aria 6uldaur, Barbara Boer, Walter
6urch, @obin Wright Penn, 6ontgomery 6cFate, ?d)in $atmull , Pernell @oberts, ,ean
Penn, Andy ,amberg, Brenda $hapman, 2eorge >ucas, Bill
@afferty, Barry >evinson , Pat Paulsen , /on ;ovello , Peter
$oyote, /avid $rosby, Bonnie @aitt, Peter 1or=,
/avid ,trathairn, Huey >e)is, >ars 9lrich,
@obin Wright Penn, $harlie $unningham,
Aevin >ima , /avid Fincher, Aathleen
Guinlan, 1erry 6c2overn, @obin Williams ,
:an 6orrison , O>,O; >asseter, $onnie
;ielsen, ,cott 1hunes . Has a refined, classically beautiful face.
,he is not =noc=out gorgeousR there is a smo=y =ind of sensuousness about her. ,he is
poised, cool, in complete command of herself, and spoiled. ,an Francisco se clubs
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dancer. Has the 2iger habit of holding her drin= in the palm of her hand. Accomplished
card counter and Blac=7ac= player. Anobby =nees, stringy, foal ga)=iness, a gardener so
usually has a peeling sunburn, scratches, bruises and an understandable amount of dirt
under her nails. >istens to the Blues , ?tta <ames, Billi e Holiday , <anis <oplin, @obert
$ray, $hris *saa= , 2aye Adegbalola. ,he inhales mari7uana through a :apolution and
drin=s Aahlua on ice, or sun ice tea )ith spearmint or peppermint sprigs from their
garden. FA1A 6O@2A;A, along )ith ?>?A1@A, >A;$?, A>*$?, <*6, and
?/2A@, does a daily noontime hour-and-a-half lap s)im at ,an Francisco0s ;orth Beach
,)imming Pool. First-rate Blog Opera player.
<*63 Has that 0oh so self-important 6arin attitude 0cause he0s got a 6arin
address. *s a charisma and charm top-of-the-game Blog Opera player. <im
is a dar= 6arinite, a creature of the physical, see=s lots of se. >ives at anti-
children racist senior trailer par= 6arin :alley 6obile $ountry $lub in
;ovato, $alifornia since he )as "". Holds martial arts Blac= Belt. 6ore
than competent )ith )eapons. Al)ays armed personally )ith nine-round
2loc= &J, five-round ,mith I Wesson snub nose .B# revolver , $@A1 9ltima With Blac=
Blade, @aider * Boot Anife, mace, rubber bullets, blan= bullets.
Abused as a child. Happily drafted
by Army out of high school, later
2eneral /ischarge for =illings
)ithout orders. Well-endo)ed,
several times divorced. Abusive,
stal=er, Peeping 1om, drin=er,
smo=er, self-indulgent, White
,upremacist, li=es to )ear )omen0s
hot pin= <oc=ey string bi=ini panties
and often leisurely drops his circa
!LJ8 >evi0s "'! )hite boot cut
button fly 7eans to tuc= in his shirt,
ecommunicated 6ormon, pirate
tattooed, ballroom dance troller, drugstore co)boy in high
heeled co)boy boots, $alifornia licensed gun dealer and
$alifornia private investigator 4 bounty hunter, has )omen0s
high heel fetish.
<*6 is a >ibertarian. /rives a restored grey and blue !L#! ?l $amino he =eeps up
himself. Al)ays carries around a :A stress ball he inevitably sKueeDes. ,an Francisco
se clubs regular. One of the o)ners of 2*2?@ and 1he 2iger Building. Has a storm in
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Blac=7ac= player. >istens to 1oby Aeith and 2ary Allan. *nto Guentin 1arantino0s video
$hic=s With 2uns.
*n love )ith A>*$? )ho he has on a pedastal. Has the 2iger habit of
holding his drin= in
the palm of his hand.
Friends )ith 6ichael
,avage. @egularly does contract
)or= for A>A@*$ 4 ,1?:?; 1.
,$HOO;O:?@ and 6*$HA?> B.
,A69?>,. <*6 inhales mari7uana through a :apolution and drin=s @ussian @iver Pliny
the ?lder or sha=en not stirred 6a=er0s 6ar= bourbon )ith crushed spearmint leaves.
<*6, along )ith ?>?A1@A, >A;$?, FA1A 6O@2A;A, A>*$?, and ?/2A@, does a
daily noontime hour-and-a-half lap s)im at ,an Francisco0s ;orth Beach ,)imming
Pool. <*6 is a first-rate Blog Opera player.
$*;/Y 2@??;? 4 <?; 4 YO9;2 $*;/Y3 Bachelors degree in 6usic
from ,an @afael, $alifornia / ominican 9niversity , paid for by her night
life )or=ing at the ,an Francisco se clubs. Full-time bartender at
2*2?@ J pm to & am Fridays and ,aturdays, 8 pm to !! pm ,undays,
6ondays, 1uedays, Wednesdays, and 1hursdays.
$*;/Y 2@??;? is one of the o)ners of 2*2?@ and 1he 2iger Building )here she
lives on its top floor in a ! bedroom )ith cedar and mirrored shelved )al=-in closet )ith
brushed nic=el mirrored )ardrobe doors and & and a !4& baths in a !,"'' s.f dar=
hard)ood )alnut 4 mahogany floor unit. >earning )ell to play )ell )ith others.
Pragmatic, humorous, talented, brea=ing glass ceilings. YO9;2 $*;/Y is beginning to
loo= at men li=e a cat a bird. Accomplished trumpeteer. Has the 2iger habit of holding
her drin= in the palm of her hand. $*;/Y 2@??;? drives a
blue automatic 1oyota 6atri F@,. ,he inhales mari7uana
through a :apolution and drin=s PA 1ootsie @olls ( Pearson
@anch orange 7uice and Aahlua on shaved ice, or sun ice tea
)ith spearmint or peppermint sprigs from her garden. First-
rate Blog Opera player.
6*$HA?> B. ,A69?>, 4 1W??/>?/??3 6arin $ounty $alifornia
la)yer. 1he po)er of technological terrorist )eaponry is insignificant to
the po)er of the dar= side of the Force that 6*$HA?> B. ,A69?>,
)ields. With the ability to =ill )ith the )ave of a hand and a conscience
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of entire families, co=e-head 6*$HA?> B. ,A69?>, 4 1W??/>?/?? is not one to
be messed )ith. Oh no, fear him you should. 1his cold-hearted 6arin $ounty la)yer is
famous for betraying troubled clients thereby ma=ing himself tons of cash and enemies.
>ives in his office at !!&' ;ye ,t, ,an @afael, $A LCL'!.
9nder-endo)ed, circumcised badly and, impotent, 6*$HA?> B.
,A69?>, lives by the mantra3 UWhat's worth doing is worth doing for
money.U With his bad long hair piece and frilly >iberace 4 Austin Po)ers0
/oing Ballroom /ance clothes, high-heeled gaudy co)boy boots )ith
silver spurs, or men0s or )omen0s spi=e heels, ?lton O>,O; glasses,
silver chains, 6*$HA?> B. ,A69?> 4 1W??/>?/?? is =no)n as
6r. Bad Breath. And if his fashion choices )eren+t bad enough, this
sociopath also raped the )ife of his best friend, abused his children0s band
teacher0s )ife and does se)er service. Wal=s around )ith a sneer and an
unlit /on /iego cigar throughout the )hole play. As his deception and
paraphilia gro)s, so does 6*$HA?> B. ,A69?>,0 4 1W??/>?/??0,
superiority comple. He already feels he is a supreme being, above all
ma=ing him so damn relentless in his legal incompetence, he is a snea=y
uncompromising baddie )ho manipulates )ith )ords, failing that )ith
threats then force, and is absolutely loathsome.
Al)ays armed personally )ith nine-round 2loc= &J and 4 or five-round ,mith I Wesson
snub nose .B# revolver. Friends )ith ,1?:?; ,$HOO;O:?@ 4 A>A@*$ 4
1W??/>?/96 4 6A@*; P,Y$HO, <*6 and 6ichael ,avage. /rives a red hul=ing
Hummer H!, the ultimate in environmental, ethical and moral incorrectness )ith its
rough uncomfortable ride and its in-the-basement fuel economy rating of a )impy L
miles a gallon. /oes not play )ell )ith others. $onspicuous $onsumptionist Yuppie.
Has undisclosed cameras all over his office and home. /rin=s PA 1ootsie @olls (
Pearson @anch orange 7uice and Aahlua on ice, or etra hot, non-fat, butterscotch mocha
lattV )ith etra )hipped cream and, sprin=les. *s a methodical and emotionless top-of-
the-game Blog Opera player. First-rate Blog Opera player, 6*$HA?> B. ,A69?>, 4
1W??/>?/?? does outrageous things in a search for his true selfR the mundane day-to-
day activities of life simply aren0t fulfilling enough.
His life, to this point, has been nothing of note3 he has a cushy 7ob and a cushy life )ith a
set of friends that he felt necessary to fit in )ith. Ho)ever, 6*$HA?> B. ,A69?>,
)ants to fit in and be the best at the same time, a frighteningly impossible parado that
leads to his seual and homicidal adventures, all in search of something to fill that
recurring emptiness inside. But applying deep-cleansing face mas=s, espousing on the
hits of Huey >e)is and Phil $ollins, and Kuoting the li=es of ?d 2ein and 1ed Bundy 7ust
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P9,,Y$A1 /O>>,3 1he P9,,Y$A1 /O>>, are a cool sultry song, dance and tease
burlesKue act. 1he P9,,Y$A1 /O>>, rule and
dominate.../oll /omination. 1he P9,,Y$A1 /O>>, are
boo=ed as an on-going 2*2?@ act for the third 1hursday,
Friday and ,aturday every February, 6ay, August, and
;ovember. ?>?A1@A hosts the Pussycat /olls in her
2iger home then.
6A@Y 6A2/A>A;3 @oc=s through the pain. Also =no)n as the
Angel of 6etal, 6ary 6agdalan is a metal 4 screamo 4 crun= band
from >os Angeles $alifornia spa)ned from the singer and /<0s
addiction. 2ives a )ide variety of good music unsigned as anti-
corporate and has a devoted follo)ing, the $rucifi 6afia.
YO9;2 <. A. O>,O;3 ;avy veteran POB, nine years older
than his )ife A>*$?, messy, short, charismatic, fat, eyes
speculative, 6asters degree in 6usic, music teacher and Band
/irector @ed)ood High ,chool, >ar=spur. $harming,
insecure, talented, immature, insincere, moody, =in=y, self-
centered, coarse, sensuous, sarcastic, obsessed )ith controlling others, feels of solid land
and rolling sea, cycle of desire and tyranny, passive aggressive, tense, imaginative,
solemn, raffish, impulsive, envious of privilege and )ealth, a merry-go-round al)ays on
the verge of settling do)n, elitist, self-dramatiDing selfish, tendency to loo= li=e a sullen
child )ho had been th)arted, oscillates rapidly through all =inds of moods, shir=s his
responsibility to a defiant son and )ife.
Ano)s temptation and corruption )ell and dreams sought then, and the blunders
committed in their pursuit, treacherous, arrogant, subdued )armth, 7un= food 7un=ie, high
strung, manic depressive, conflicted, mercurial, capricious, cynic, cross dresser, leather
vinyl rubber bondage mirror fetishes, in need of a haircut, sailor, in scruffy loafers,
sardonic, )ears a )rin=led striped button do)n collar shirt, had his sleeves rolled up his
forearms, in rumpled, dar=, pleated and cuffed trousers too big for him, and a hip length
blac= leather aviator 7ac=et, also too large.
Anti-children racist anti-,emitic anti-gay homophobic. *s a top-of-the-game Blog Opera
player. ,an Francisco se clubs regular. /oes not play )ell )ith others. Young <. A.
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$onspicuous consumption is etravagant and ostentatious ependiture. $onspicuous
consumption is meant not to satisfy any physical need, but rather to gratify the
psychological craving for status or the favorable opinion of others. 1he term )as first
used by the 9, sociologist and economist 1horstein Bunde :eblen O!#"J-!L&LP in his
!#LL boo= 01he 1heory Of 1he >eisure $lass.
$ettings
2*2?@3 ,an Francisco se
club, an alternative reality
)hole and entire unto itself
)ith its 2*2?@ 2ames, Bar,
2rill, Pirate Blog, 2othic
Ballroom /ance and 1heatre
des :ampires. Organic,
slic=, shiny, deco, clean, hip,
mirrored, )ith neon lighting.
All costumes are sey,
sensual, minimal, elegant,
classic, shiny, color saturated, tetured, layered. 2*2?@ is a C-star ,an Francisco )ifi
dinner-theater follo)ed by ballroom dancing, then se after !' p.m.R a hash of gamer0s
cultures, customs, races, and fetishes.
1he cover charge, )hich covers all, is Q!'' for a one-hour cash or gold only
digital pass Otourist0s favorite passP, QB'' for a four-hour cash or gold only
digital pass Olocal0s favorite pass as they are discounted to Q&'' )hen you
pre-pay Q!,''' for five four-hour cash or gold only digital passesP or Q!,'''
for a cash or gold only digital pass good every)here until you and your party,
body guardOsP )al= out the door
Oceleb0s favorite passP.
2*2?@ has one rule3 /on0t impose your
customs on me. *t is a place for )hen you don0t
necessarily )ant to be sensible. All its regulars
)or= part time there. You go to 2*2?@ for an
adventure, a game, be a 22 a 2*2?@ 2amer
and ta=e a )al= on its Wild ,ide or a 7ourney on
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friendship, se, domestic partnership, tastes, collaborations-- but not necessarily all at
once or )ith the same 22. 2*2?@ attracts tourists, at their o)n ris=, and retains a high
ma7ority of intellectual gamer base. 2*2?@ lives on ans)ers and feelings good enough
to get by, )ith lots of looseness and room for many )ays and attitudes, al)ays give and
ta=e, a tit for tat. 1he elegant sign at the 2*2?@ double doors has, 0;o amateur gamers
)elcome. You0re entering 2ameland. Here )e act li=e gamers and epect you to also.
2amers are indifferent to things that are none of their business. /on0t impose your
customs on me. Have a good game here tonight.0
Open J pm to & am Fridays and ,aturdays, " pm to !! pm ,undays, 6ondays, 1uedays,
Wednesdays, and 1hursdays. 1he 2*2?@ building and business
o)ners are FA1A 6O@2A;A, ?>?A1@A, $*;/Y 2@??;?,
<*6, >A;$?, and ?/2A@. FA1A 6O@2A;A is the building
and business operating manager for her five 2*2?@ partners. 1he
2iger Building has t)o sets of camera-monitored trumpet music
inside stairs and t)o regularly changed code-only
access outside )all glass also )ith trumpet music
elevators also )ith cameras on the first, second,
third and rooftop floors off the first floor lobby.
One elevator is a t)o-person siDe, the other elevator
is freight siDe. One staircase is a t)o-person siDe,
the other staricase is freight siDe. 1he lobby has a
doorman in leather and harness during business
hours, and is guarded &C 4 J )ith uniformed armed
2*2?@ ,?$9@*1Y 29A@/s.
1here is !",''' s.f. on the main floor, 1he 2iger Building has
!",''' s.f. of separately metered each )ith their o)n gas laundry
room residential )ith ten-foot ceilings on its second floor, again
on its penthouse third floor, and a flat !",''' s.f. rooftop. On the
third floor lives ?>?A1@A and her family in the B bedroom each
)ith cedar and mirrored shelved )al=-in closet )ith brushed
nic=el mirrored )ardrobe doors and B and a !4& baths in a ",''' s.f. dar= hard)ood
)alnut 4 mahogany floor unit. $*;/Y 2@??;? lives in a ! bedroom )ith cedar and
mirrored shelved )al=-in closet )ith brushed nic=el mirrored )ardrobe doors and & and a
!4& baths in a !,"'' s.f dar= hard)ood )alnut 4
mahogany floor unit. ?/2A@ lives in a &
bedroom each )ith cedar and mirrored
shelved )al=-in closet )ith brushed nic=el
mirrored )ardrobe doors and & and a !4&
baths in a !,J'' s.f dar= hard)ood )alnut 4
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s.f dar= hard)ood )alnut 4 mahogany floor studio )ith cedar and mirrored shelved
)al=-in closet )ith brushed nic=el mirrored )ardrobe doors and a ! and a !4& bath as his
,an Francisco pied a terre. A &,''' s.f. dar= hard)ood )alnut 4 mahogany floor unit
)ith & bedrooms each )ith cedar and mirrored shelved )al=-in closet )ith brushed
nic=el mirrored )ardrobe doors and a & and a !4& bath unit is a ,an Francisco pied a terre
for 1heresa ,par=s . While > arry 4 >ana and ,tri Wacho)s=i have the remaining unit,
B,''' s.f. dar= hard)ood )alnut 4 mahogany floor )ith & bedrooms each )ith cedar and
mirrored shelved )al=-in closet )ith brushed nic=el mirrored )ardrobe doors and & and a
!4& baths, also as a ,an Francisco pied a terre.
1he rooftop has the 2*2?@ B9,*;?,, OFF*$? )ith a private elevator
and stairs into ?le=tra0s unit, the maintenance shed, co-op gardens, H:A$,
tubular s=ylights, satellite dishes, a half bath, & outdoor sho)ers, @OOF
,?$9@*1Y ,HA$A, solar panels )ith trumpet music every)here, and the
freight elevator that goes from the basement to the roof, )ith all floors
security coded )ith resident or authoriDed employee biometrics for access
or an override in the resident0s flat )hich all have camera and microphone
access to the lobby. 1he second floor is fifteen L'' s.f dar= hard)ood
)alnut 4 mahogany floor residential monthly rental units studios each )ith
a ! and a !4& bath, cedar and mirrored shelved )al=-in closet )ith brushed
nic=el mirrored )ardrobe doors, blac= laKuer cabinets )ith brushed nic=el
deco pull handles, free-standing C stool blac= lacKuer >-bar, built in
stainless steel )ine cooler, stainless steel counter depth fridge, blac= and
stainless steel fau-drop in gas stove and built-in micro)ave, blac= and
grey marble counter tops. 1he daylight basement par=ing garage has the
BA,?6?;1 29A@/ ,HA$A, t)enty par=ing spaces, trumpet music,
t)o camera-monitored inside stairs and trumpet music and, t)o regularly changed code-
only access elevators also )ith cameras and trumpet music, that go to the first floor
lobby. One elevator is a t)o-person siDe, the other elevator is freight siDe. One staircase
is a t)o-person siDe, the other staircase is freight siDe.
1he lobby has a doorman in leather and
harness during business hours, and is
maintained &C 4 J )ith a uniformed armed
guard. 1he main floor is permanent home
to 2*2?@ 2ames, Bar, 2rill, Pirate Blog,
2othic Ballroom /ance and 1heatre des
:ampires, )hile concession rooms, stands
and schedule to use the =itchen, bar, dance
floor, or stage, are set up for the day trade
in se toys, dvds and costumes, 2othic,
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her office set up )ith a Bondage theme, eleven ballroom dance instructors, a psychologist
4 hypnotist, three ministers, three )ireless providers, seven varities of =ic=bo, martial
arts instructors, nine acting instructors, si coo=ing instructors, si bartending instructors,
si music instrument instructors, t)o singing instructors, one choral instructor, four
choreographers, eight safe-se instructors, si masseuses, t)enty-t)o masseurs, one
painter, t)elve theatrical ma=e-up instructors, eight seamstress instructors, one tailor
instructor, t)o photography instructors, a father and son shoeshine stand, t)o cleaning
services, t)o security services, the shared P?1A 4 A$>9 booth, one leather vinyl rubber
high heels trade store, t)o stage lightening instructors, three stage music instructors, t)o
food and beverage instructors, eight gardening instructors, a solar contractor, an ?nrolled
Agent 4 1a Preparer, a dentist )ith a bondage 4 2othic theme, and a couple hairdressers
)ith a 2othic theme.
W,no)+ Wfalls+ through the stage lights giving more spatiality and dimension to the set.
On set al)ays are a female orange tabby cat named BandAitty and a female 2olden
@etriever named 1ide that are al)ays interacting. 1he P9,,Y$A1 /O>>, are boo=ed
as an on-going 2*2?@ act for the third 1hursday, Friday and ,aturday every February,
6ay, August, and ;ovember. ?>?A1@A hosts the Pussycat /olls in her 2iger Building
home then. 6A@Y 6A2/A>A; is boo=ed as an on-going 2*2?@ act for the first
1hursday, Friday and ,aturday every February, 6ay, August, and ;ovember.
?>?A1@A hosts 6A@Y 6A2/A>A; in her 2iger Building home then.
,A9,A>*1O HO9,?BOA1 FO9;1A*;H?A/3 O>,O; and A>*$?0s !LL! home,
and A>*$?0, current home, a s)an=y, s)elegant, richly colorful, burgundy, robin+s egg
blue, evergreen, plum, in= blue, merlot, bering sea blue, contrasts of dim, dar= and
saturated color, intimate,
romantic, upscale, classy,
B's, elegantly eccentric,
comfortable, tetured, blac=
lacKuer cabinets, and )ell
appointed )ith Found,
HO9,?BOA1
FO9;1A*;H?A/ is
moored at ,ausalito ,hipyard
I 6arina formally ArKues
,hipyard I 6arina. &B"'
6arinship Way Oaccess on
@oad BP ,ausalito. 1he feel
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>loyd Wright Prairie House, 6editerranean food, Paris countryside, Florentine color,
$armel 7aDD club, *talian hospitality, <apanese manners, @at Pac= banter, raDor-sharp Beat
intellect, and ,an Francisco Painted >ady. 1he overlay is all Fran= 6iller, ,=y $aptain
of 1he World of 1omorro) , ;orman Bel 2e ddes , and 1im Burton. 1he feel is of a
delightful, decadent, ,ybaritic )ay of life )ith soft, )arm places to curl up, alone or in
company for s)ell gossip. 1he air smells of peppermint, spearmint, chocolate mint,
cloves, nutmeg, cinnamon, rosemary, salt, mari7uana, and iodine.
W,no)+ Wfalls+ through the stage lights giving more spatiality and dimension to the
HO9,?BOA1 FO9;1A*;H?A/ set. On set al)ays are a female orange tabby cat
named BA;/A*11Y and a female 2olden @etriever named 1*/? that are al)ays
interacting.
/uring World War **, the 6arinship yards used the ,ausalito, $alifornia )aterfront.
After World War **, $.>. ArKues bought five ferryboats and had them placed in
@ichardson Bay. 1he :alle7o and the $ity of ,eattle )ere remodeled into cool homes.
1he $ity of ,an @afael )as eventually also used as a home, although only its upper dec=
)as used. Another ferryboat ended in ,ausalito. ,he )as the $harles :an /amme. Her
tenant for many years )as a business called 1he Ar=.
1he year is bac= and forth bet)een the first 1hursday, Friday and ,aturday of February
&'!&, and !LL!.
Pacing
,lo), languid, undulates, 7iggles, long beats of silence )ith body language, costumes,
music, and eyes telling the story, ebbs and flo)s, laDy bac=)aters, deliberate, savored,
everything0s sipped not chugged, dra)n out, nuances, s)ay, trances, thoughtful, all the
time in the )orld, rhythmic.
Acts 9 $cenes
Act ( ,cene One - ,ecrets
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Act ( ,cene 1hree -,ass
Opening3 ,tart 69,*$ The Giger Chronicles Theme $ong Herb Alpert Behind the
@ain E http344))).myspace.com4herbalpert4music4songs4behind-the-rain-album-
version-&#"#!8 . Act ( ,cene One ( ,ecrets. >*2H1 on to H?@B A>P?@1 performing.
H?@B A>P?@1 P?@FO@6A;$? ends, >*2H1 off on H?@B A>P?@1 )ho eits.
,tart 69,*$, Ascension4;ature Boy E
http344))).youtube.com4)atch.
v5ePFcPG<?BHg, $9@1A*; opens to interior
!LL! ,an Francisco se club, 2*2?@.
W,no)+ Wfalls+ through the stage lights giving
more spatiality and dimension. 1he air smells
of mari7uana and @ush. $*;/Y 2@??;? is
dressed as the dominatri <?;, and has
bleached blonde hair in poodle curls. ,he
ta=es a drin= from a PA 1ootsie @oll (
Pearson @anch orange 7uice and Aahlua on
ice, then holds her drin= in the palm of her
hand. 2@O9P*?,, Y9PP*?,, 2O-2O
,>A:?,, :OY?9@,, and YO9;2 <. A.
O>,O;, in drag sans )edding ring and )ife
Alice of four days, are on 2*2?@ set. 1he
P9,,Y$A1 /O>>, do their sho) to Perfidia @umba. Audience
)atches as YO9;2 O>,O; )atches a /O6*;A;1 /@?,,?/
WO6A; dance. A long beat, and he goes up to her.
His movements are almost trance-li=e. 1hey loo= at each
other. A long beat. ,he stops dancing. YO9;2 O>,O;
reaches for her )atched by the 2@O9P*?,, Y9PP*?,, 2O-
2O ,>A:?,, :OY?9@,, and P9,,Y$A1 /O>>,. ,he
moves a)ay. A beat3 their eyes are on each other. He
moves a step to)ards her. A beat, as they loo= at each
other... they loo= into a mirror, and they start to move together, briefly tal=
all )atch themselves in the mirrors all the time than move into a silhouette
of se, <?; follo)s, >*2H1, out on <?; and YO9;2 O>,O;.
>*2H1, on else)here to reveal also )atching themselves in the mirrors
are ,$HOO;O:?@, >A;$?, ?/2A@, ?>?A1@A, FA1A 6O@2A;A
)ith BA;/A*11Y and 1*/?, <*6, O>,O;, 6A@Y 6A2/A>A;,
,A69?>,, 2@O9P*?,, Y9PP*?,, 2O-2O ,>A:?,, and :OY?9@,

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move onto set and, it is no) &'!!. FA1A 6O@2A;A shimmies out of her vinyl cape,
blac= print mini-s=irt, top, drapes languidly all behind the bar and, in blac= bra, panties,
garters dances in blac= patent spi=e heels. >A;$? thoughtfully loo=s around, ta=es off
his bolero 7ac=et to sho) off his buffed na=ed torso and bac= in leather harness, pac=aged
leather trousers and boots, tosses his 7ac=et by her clothes, then 7oins FA1A 6O@2A;A,
the 2@O9P*?,, Y9PP*?,, 2O-2O ,>A:?,, and :OY?9@, on the ballroom dance
floor for a Perfidia @umba. ?>?A1@A moves sensuously to the music behind the bar.
1here is a :apolution on the bar, as )ell as bottles of @ush and a variety of 1ro7an
condoms.
*n the bar-top are screens and *nternet controls set to @ed1ube default. ,A69?>,
)ears his long hair bad hair piece and frilly >iberace 4 Austin Po)ers0 /oing Ballroom
/ance clothes, blac= high-)aist tight >atin /ance pants )ith ,atin ,tripe, pin= 6andarin
$ollared ,triped /ance ,hirt, CT )ide red patent leather big silver buc=le belt, red satin
seKuined brocade double vent coat, high-heeled gaudy co)boy boots )ith silver spurs,
?lton <ohn glasses, and silver chains. ,A69?>, )al=s to the bar )ith ,$HOO;O:?@.
6A@Y 6A2/A>A;
Osits at the barP
1he Kuestion isn0t )ho is going to let meR it0s
)ho the fuc= is going to stop me.
O?/2A@ nods in agreement as he loo=s
thoughtfully around, pets BA;/A*11Y then pets
1*/? as ?/2A@ sits at the bar. 1*/? sits do)n
on ?/2A@0, feet. BA;/A*11Y says S)aarrrhT
and strops ?dgar0s shins vigorously bac= and
forth a half-doDen or so times before moving to
other shins. ?/2A@ moves to the Perfidia
@umba. ?>?A1@A, also moving to the Perfidia
@umba, mies, sha=es, then pours through a
strainer a triple 2ordon0s gin /irty 6artini, drops
in a couple PiKuillo Pepper ,tuffed 6anDanilla Olives by >a 1ienda , then ?>?A1@A
places the /irty 6artini on the bar and ,$HOO;O:?@ pic=s it up, gulps it, puts it
do)n, sits at the bar and then ad7usts the @ed1ube porn in the bar in front of him.
,A69?>, sits do)n net to him and also ad7ust the @edtube porn in the bar in front of
him, thn ad7usts his hair piece.
O>,O; sits do)n on the other side of ,$HOO;O:?@ and loo=s at himself in the
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?/2A@. ?/2A@ loads up a :apolution from on the bar, puts his mouthpiece on it,
ta=es a hit, puts his mouthpiece in his poc=et, hands the :apolution to ?>?A1@A, then
pic=s up his mug of Aahlua espresso, he holds the mug in the palm of his hand.
?>?A1@A puts her mouthpiece on and ta=es a hit from the :apolution, then mies a PA
1ootsie @oll ( Pearson @anch orange 7uice and Aahlua on shaved ice, puts a stra) in it
and places it on the bar in front of ,A69?>, )ho pic=s it up and sips it through the
stra). ?>?A1@A pulls a 2undlach Bundschu $abernet Franc from the cooler, uncor=s
it, sniffs the cor=, decants the bottle, then pours from the decanter into t)o $abernet
crystal goblets and places one glass in front of O>,O;, then s)irls
the other glass, and drin=s from it. ?>?A1@A holds her drin= in
the palm of her hand.P
BA;/A*11Y0, voice played by Willo) ,mith
*0ll 7ust give myself a bath right here.
1*/?0, voice played by 1aylor /ior
1han=s for the pet, ?dgar. A little more, please.
Oal)ays the voyeur loo=s aroundP
We chased our pleasures here, dug our treasures
there.
6*$HA?> B. ,A69?>, 4 1W??/>?/?? as played by ,tanley
1ucci
Ofist butts ,$HOO;O:?@, )ho ignores itP
* mean, if she0s been )ith you, ,choonover, ho)
the hell can she be hard to get.
O)ith disdainP
Yes, ,amuels and ,choonover, 1he $lo)n
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Highest Order, so damn entertaining to loo= at
but not to listen to.
O,$HOO;O:?@, in 2othic ma=e-up, ignores ,A69?>, and ?>?A1@A, drin=s half
his /irty 6artini, then holds his drin= in the palm of his hand. ,A69?>, stands up
net to ,$HOO;O:?@, ta=es a sip through the stra) of his PA 1ootsie @oll ( Pearson
@anch orange 7uice and Aahlua on shaved ice. ,$HOO;O:?@ loo=s around in na=ed
greed, eyes hungrily the P9,,Y$A1 /O>>,, but spea=s to O>,O;.P
,1?:?; 1. ,$HOO;O:?@ 4 A>A@*$ 4 1W??/>?/96 4 6A@*; P,Y$HO as
played by 6ichael *ronside
Olson0s one happy family. Have condom, )ill
travel.
Othen ,$HOO;O:?@ taunts O>,O;P
You remember ho) you )anted her, the touch
and taste of her.
Osits at bar, s)irls his 2undlach Bundschu $abernet Franc, )atches himself in the
mirrors, ta=es a drin=, moves to the Perfidia @umba, BA;/A*11Y and 1*/? )al= over
to him, he pets each of them, puts his glass do)n on the bar, musesP
,teve, * didn0t )ant to =ill her. ,he0s li=e ne)
blac= polished chrome ( in my life li=e liKuid
gloss.
1*/?0, voice as played by 1aylor /ior
1han=s for the pet, Olson. A little more, please.
,1?:?; 1. ,$HOO;O:?@ 4 A>A@*$ 4 1W??/>?/96 4 6A@*; P,Y$HO as
Oeyes hungrily 2O-2O ,>A:?,, but spea=s derisive to O>,O;P
/on0t )orry, Olson. You0re conscience is clear.
Alice still loves you. We still use that against
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of. ;o) let0s have some fun. >et0s go taste
some fear. * smell the blood already.
But, Alice, ooh la la, the most beautiful one of
all, dances in a ring of fire and thro)s off the
challenge )ith a shrug. ,he is coming in from
the )oods as a bull )ith a lilac sprig dangling
from his horn.
O)atches himself in the mirrorsP
Alice doesn0t =no) about this. ,avvy, mate.
,he doesn0t =no) anything about this.
BA;/A*11Y0, voice as played by Willo) ,mith
* could )hile a)ay the hours, sleepin0 )ith
6ama0s flo)ers, and yet, *0m torn apart. <ust
because *0m presumin0 that * could be =ind-a-
human, if * only had thumbs. *f * had thumbs -
*0d be genius and really ingenious regarding grip
and clutch. *0d be dandy )ith the grasp, and
groovy )ith the clasp. *f * only had thumbs, *
could sho) my real pro)ess. *0m afraid there0s
no denyin0 and * am a-sighin0 a fate * don0t
deserve, having no thumbs.
O)atches 1he P9,,Y$A1 /O>>,0 sho) to Perfidia
@umbaP

1he program for this evening is not ne). You0ve
seen this entertainment through and through.
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*0ve got cigarette burns on my s=in and * don0t
even smo=e.
Ostands at the bar, toothpic= in his mouth, leisurely drops his )hite >evi "'! boot-cut
button-fly 7eans revealing he0s )earing )omen0s hot pin= <oc=ey string bi=ini panties,
then tuc=s in his shirt, pulls up his )hite >evi "'! boot-cut button-fly 7eans, and buttons
himself up. ?>?A1@A opens the cooler and pulls out a @ussian
@iver Pliny the ?lder. ,he opens it and hands it to <*6, )ho ta=es
a slug of it, then he puts the bottle on the bar. <*60, /ead 6en
1ell ;o 1ales tattoo on one arm and his Pirate ,hip on his other
arm ripple over his muscles. <*6 sKueeDes his :A stressball.P
Be cool, ,choonover. You never learned fuc=in0
patience, you )ant everything at once.
,1?:?; 1. ,$HOO;O:?@ 4 A>A@*$ 4 1W??/>?/96 4 6A@*; P,Y$HO as
Orubs his crotch, spea=s caustic to O>,O;P
Your game --Your dollar. Profit me a little
then. Olson, *0m the only life you =no). ,avvy,
mate.
O,$HOO;O:?@ to <*6P
And * get it, <im. What * )ant. * get it. One
)ay or the other, * al)ays get )hat * )ant.
What0s being a la)yer for, man, if you can0t
party all night and do bad profitable things all
day.
Worst criminals of all are cops and la)yers )ho
betray and abuse their trust. ,avvy, mate.
BA;/A*11Y0, voice as played by Willo) ,mith
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Ooh la la. Once 6ama ?le=tra sets the coroner
on the correct path, evolution ta=es its course.
O)ith prideP
Another head for 6ama ?le=tra0s trophy )all.
;obody ever )ins a la)suit but the la)yers.
Olong pause, then ,$HOO;O:?@ says to O>,O;P
2od, you0re an ugly )oman.
O)atches himself in the mirrors, murmursP
Fuc= you.
Oto ,$HOO;O:?@ and O>,O;P
/on0t you guys have to go fuc=in0 =ill
somebody.
,1?:?; 1. ,$HOO;O:?@ 4 A>A@*$ 4 1W??/>?/96 4
6A@*; P,Y$HO as played by 6ichael *ronside
Oto O>,O; )ith derisionP
You. Panty)aist. ;ever.
O,$HOO;O:?@ do)ns the rest of his /irty 6artini, eyes
?>?A1@A )ho is bar-tending and moving sensuously to
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On the other hand . . . Ooh la la you =no) )hat
*0d li=e you to do to me.
6A@Y 6A2/A>A;
/ear 2od, can * please have a sec of your time
*0m outta my mind.
Oher eyes open )ider )ith his proposition, then ?>?A1@A pic=s up her )hip and snaps it
at ,$HOO;O:?@. BA;/A*11Y levitates up to the bar, puts her forelegs on
?/2A@0, chest, and demands pets, right no) and no nonsense )ith a Snaao))XT 1*/?
trots over ma=ing the same 0pet me0 demand on ?/2A@. ?/2A@ pets BA;/A*11Y
then 1*/?. 1*/? sits do)n on ?/2A@0, feet. BA;/A*11Y rhythmically stretches out
and relaes her forepa)s on ?/2A@0, chest, and sings a lo) song sounding bees
buDDing in deep clover, her eyes narro) in contentment. ?>?A1@A is stern, self-
assured and arrogant to ,$HOO;O:?@P
Yes. And, it+ll cost you. A lot. You don0t have
any right to opinions on things until you =no)
something about them. ,avvy, mate.
,choonover doesn0t =no) he0s )al=ed into a
game he0s lost before he dre) his cards.
1*/? as played by voice of 1aylor /ior
9mmm hmmm, yep. 6ama ?le=tra0s theater is
a starship that ta=es you every)here )hile
going no)here
O)atches 1he P9,,Y$A1 /O>>,0 sho) to
Perfidia @umb a )hile petting BA;/A*11Y and
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$hoose no), they croon --Beneath the neon
moon. ?nter the hot dream. $ome )ith us.
?verything is bro=en up and dances.
6A@Y 6A2/A>A;
*0m an artist too ecept * do it for the healingR to
ta=e a)ay this heartache and this misery *0m
feeling.
O?>?A1@A and ,$HOO;O:?@ move to a large elegant mirrored and teal colored
leather booth and pull its curtains closed. 1hey are in clear silhouette. $ash changes
hands. ,$HOO;O:?@ leans over, trousers dropping, his hand moving
up and do)n. ?>?A1@A steps for)ard. ?>?A1@A0, fingers slide
across ,$HOO;O:?@0, no) trembling bac= and calves.
,$HOO;O:?@ stares into the mirror, amyl popper @ush at his nose, and
,$HOO;O:?@ feels ?>?A1@A -- echoes her bac= )ith his hips all
)atched by the 2@O9P*?,, Y9PP*?,, 2O-2O ,>A:?,, and
:OY?9@,.
?>?A1@A, reading his moods, thro)s in the spontaneous and violent
riffs that =eep it savage. ,he literally a)a=ens him )ith her fingernails.
And ,$HOO;O:?@ concentrates )ith his nodding head to the @ush,
al)ays )atching the mirror. ?>?A1@A mies it up, thro)s curves, and
yet also -- and more delicately ( arouses ,choonover )ith messianic
sensations that cra)led in his s=in. 1here is something of 6erlin in
?le=tra -- the alchemist =no)s ho) to play ,choonover.
,$HOO;O:?@ turns over. ?>?A1@A moves into him, holding him by
his an=les. 2@O9P*?,, Y9PP*?,, 2O-2O ,>A:?,, and :OY?9@, sta=e claims,
eyes fuc=ing ?>?A1@A and ,$HOO;O:?@ as they )rithe, spreading his legs. ?very
t)itch, every moment, every loo= in the mirror, ?>?A1@A and ,$HOO;O:?@ suc=
out the tension and a )hip of a reaction in their audience. As ?>?A1@A gains in rhythm,
,$HOO;O:?@ in slightly ,>OW 6O1*O; tightens his bac=bone as if pulled up by an
invisible rope, his hands pumping his small penis, one senses he has crossed a barrier
no), gone into yet another stage of his performances from court, a stage from )hich he
can never return. >i=e the =iller )ho has made his first =ill --?>?A1@A feels it instantly
)here it0s going, slaps his penis. ,$HOO;O:?@ groans, a primal unmista=able orgasm.
As 7aded as they come, the 2@O9P*?,, Y9PP*?,, 2O-2O ,>A:?, and, :OY?9@,
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,oon ?>?A1@A and ,$HOO;O:?@ are at the bar. ?/2A@ loads up and hands
?>?A1@A the :apolution, ?>?A1@A ta=es a hit, puts the :apolution do)n on the bat
then she mies, sha=es, then pours through a strainer three triple 2ordon0s gin /irty
6artini, drops in a couple PiKuillo Pepper ,tuffed 6anDanilla Olives by >a 1ienda into
each and then she places the three /irty 6artinis in front of ,$HOO;O:?@.
,$HOO;O:?@ immediately do)ns one glass, then another, and begins nursing his
third.P
6A@Y 6A2/A>A;
;ot a day goes by * don0t thin= about )hat could
have been.
Y9PP*? as played by $elebrity $ameo ,eth @ogen
O)al=s up to ,$HOO;O:?@P
6an, li=e )hat a rumble. /o any freebies.
,1?:?; 1. ,$HOO;O:?@ 4 A>A@*$ 4 1W??/>?/96 4 6A@*;
P,Y$HO as played by 6ichael *ronside
O)atches 1he P9,,Y$A1 /O>>,+ grind to a Perfidia @umb a , spea=s
arrogantP
;ope.
Y9PP*? as played by $elebrity $ameo ,eth @ogen
OscornfulP
>a)yer. <ust a mercenary here --A hired gun.
Oad7usts his )igP
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,1?:?; 1. ,$HOO;O:?@ 4 A>A@*$ 4 1W??/>?/96 4 6A@*; P,Y$HO as
Oto Y9PP*?P
Well, not al)ays. ,ometimes * fuc= you for
free. >i=e right no).
Oto Y9PP*?P
*t0s the doghouse for you, you bitch.
Ot)o beats for the Y9PP*? to get the point, )ho doesn+t, then
,$HOO;O:?@ shoves Y9PP*? do)n and stands over him )atched by the 2@O9P*?,,
Y9PP*?,, 2O-2O ,>A:?,, :OY?9@,, and P9,,Y$A1 /O>>,P
6*$HA?> B. ,A69?>, 4
1W??/>?/?? as played by ,tanley 1ucci
O1ilts his head to)ards Y9PP*?, spea=s to
,$HOO;O;?@P
Your ne) girlfriend0s cheap, ,choonover.
,1?:?; 1. ,$HOO;O:?@ 4 A>A@*$ 4 1W??/>?/96 4 6A@*;
P,Y$HO as played by 6ichael *ronside
Ospea=s ghastly as he en7oys the Y9PP*?0, fearP
Ooh la la, * must )arn you. * do so en7oy the
smell of your fear and, ne) blood. ,avvy,
mate.
Oeyes Y9PP*?, )ho has )et his pants , but ?/2A@ tal=s to
,choonoverP
,choonover, 6arin Psycho, ,teve, )ill forge
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drugs, your )heels, certainly your cash,
possibly your )ench until she finds 7ust )hat a
sleaDy psycho he is and dumps him, off a
balcony.
OlaughsP
We0re in the dirty end of the field no), >ance.
1hat0s )here * play. 1hat0s )here ,choonover
plays.
Omoves to stand at the bar, ?>?A1@A opens the cooler and pulls
out a Perrier, opens it, sKueeDes a limes into it and hands the bottle
to >A;$? )ho drin=s from it then >A;$? spea=s in a dry tone,
he holds his drin= in the palm of his hand.P
,choonover, ,teve, )ill you never learn. Who
)ill )e get no) to pay for all this. A little
practicality )ith the tourists if you please,
$herie. ,avvy, mate.
6A@Y 6A2/A>A;
*n my nightmares )hen you0re not there but
you0re never there, and * can0t fight it in the
mirror see you every)here.
Omoves to stand in front of ,$HOO;O:?@ and, over Y9PP*?P
Yes, gently, $herie. 1hey are so innocent,
,choonover. 1hey must not be made to
unnecessarily suffer )hen they0ve chosen this
)ild side. You should see your eyes right no).
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>oo= at your eyes, ,choonover. You0re craDy
man, you loo= craDy. 2ods are sometimes craDy
too. /ionysus made ecstasy and madness.
6adness is sometimes all right.
OFA1A 6O@2A;A lights a 7oint of her homegro)n mari7uana, $osmic $atnipP
Here0s a 7oint. 6ello) out. As a human being
do be more than an amateur at it.
OFA1A 6O@2A;A hands 7oint to ,$HOO;O:?@P
Oto FA1A 6O@2A;AP
,top it, *0m...
Ointerrupts, spea=s dryP
- on a lot of cocaine.
,1?:?; 1. ,$HOO;O:?@ 4 A>A@*$ 4
1W??/>?/96 4 6A@*; P,Y$HO as played by
6ichael *ronside
Ota=es and inhales 7ointR )atches the P9,,Y$A1
/O>>,0 grind to Perfidia @umba.P
Fata, * feel only 2reed. * )ant to get everything
* can, and * =no) it )ill never be enough so *
7ust numb out all my feelings doing it.
Opets BA;/A*11Y then 1*/?, says in general and to no
oneP
Pardon him, 6ortals. ,choonover is a
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his legal tribe and business island are the la)s
of nature.
* ta=e )hat * need to from those )ho have more
than enough. * don0t stand on the shoulders of
people )ith less, li=e ,choonover does.
1*/?0, voice played by 1aylor /ior
My mother )arned me about getting into cars
)ith strange men.
Oto 1*/?P
* suspect 6ama ?le=tra has something in mind
for Beast ,choonover. And, soon.
He )ho believes that nothing can be changed
has not yet )ritten his memoirs.
O)atches himself in the mirrorsP

* )ouldn0t go numb if you paid me.
Oh yeah, )hat do you do for payment, Olson.
Perhaps your definition of love differs from
mine. Ooh la la.
Ooh la la, ?le=tra. All love consists of three
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the Practical <o=er Party. 1here is the Fairy
2odmother Party.
6A@Y 6A2/A>A;
* thin= * need a sign from $hrist.
Pussy... * =no) * need pussy.
Oleans bac= in his chair, spreads his legs and runs his hands over his
crotch, )atched by the 2@O9P*?,, Y9PP*?,, 2O-2O ,>A:?,,
:OY?9@,, and P9,,Y$A1 /O>>,P
;ot all )ill enter the gates at evening. 1he
games afootX ,avvy, mate.
Opets BA;/A*11Y then 1*/?, he grinsP
Only outside the gates do you get a Holmes
sha=ing you a)a=e to tell you, 01heater is a
starship that ta=es you every)here )hile going
no)here.0
Oconflicted but still )atches himself in the mirrors, s)irls then drin=s his 2undlach
Bundschu $abernet FrancP
* )ant the feeling of romance and the sense of
)onder * had as a =id. * )ant the )orld to be
the )ay they promised me it )as going to be (
instead of this ta)dry, lousy, fouled-up mess it
is.

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Odrun=enly derisive to O>,O;P
PardonneD-moi, ma0ma0selle, Olson. 2o home
to your )ife. 1he one you spend most of the
day at my office )hining about. @emember
her. 1he trophy )ife of four days you paid me
to file a divorce from.
Ostart 69,*$ Henry 6ancini0s 1)o For 1he @oad E
http344))).youtube.com4)atch.v5Og*#"Y>HhD6. >*2H1 on to
H?;@Y 6A;$*;* $O:?@ performing.P
,choonover es un abogado Kue le dice una cosa
simple in a confused )ay in such a fashion as to
ma=e you thin= the confusion is your o)n fault.
OcheeryP
You read the $ount of 6onte $risto lately,
Olson. *t0s your revenge =illingR an affair of
the heart, a crime passionnel.
Oloo=s at himself in mirrorR the mirror, his only real love, s)irls
his 2undlach Bundschu $abernet Franc.P
You thin= * don0t appreciate her love. You thin=
* don0t understand our romance. You thin= *0m
not hip )ith her.
O<*6 inhales mari7uana through a :apolution )hile ?>?A1@A opens a @ussian @iver
Pliny the ?lder and hands the bottle to <*6. He drin=s, puts the bottle in the palm of his
hand, pic=s up a bottle of @ush from off the bar then pulls a couple chairs over by
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leisurely drops his )hite >evi "'! boot-cut button-fly 7eans revealing he0s )earing
)omen0s hot pin= <oc=ey string bi=ini panties, then tuc=s in his shirt and pulls up his
)hite >evi "'! boot-cut button-fly 7eans , then he sits in the chair furthest from ?/2A@.P
;o, Olson. You0d never get that close to a lady.
Who0d )anna get that close to you.
O<*6 loo=s around invitingly as he caresses his large bulgeP
1he lady that honors ?dgar and * )ith her play,
)e0ll immediately return her the favor. ,avvy,
mates.
Osmiles at >A;$?P
* plan on playing forever. ,o far, so good.
OFA1A 6O@2A;A sits in the chair bet)een ?/2A@ and <*6. ,$HOO;O:?@
drun=enly moves off the Y9PP*? and stumbles into a chair )here he sits and )atches
FA1A 6O@2A;A, ?/2A@ and <*6. 1he Y9PP*? on the floor doesn0t move. On the
other hand, >A;$?, O>,O; and ?>?A1@A move to a booth follo)ed by 1*/? As far
as they are concerned, Yuppie, ,amuels and ,choonover are furniture. *n all silhouette
>A;$? sits do)n and ?>?A1@A sits on his lap. >A;$? runs his fingers through
?>?A1@A+, hair, =isses her gently. O>,O; )atches himself in the mirrors. ,itting at
the bar ,A69?>, pulls out his penis as he turns around to )atch, stro=es it, but it
remains flaccid.P
OWolf )histleP
Ooh la la.
>A;$? as played by <amie Bell voice only
OlaughsP
<ust doing my duty, 6a0am. 1o serve and
protect, and above all, to render aid.

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O1he P9,,Y$A1 /O>>, continue their sho) to Perfidia @umb a P
C)*TA(' closes1 End o: Act ( ,cene One - ,ecrets
Act ( ,cene 1)o - ,e, start 69,*$ Perfidia E http344))).youtube.com4)atch.
v5do")$)1Ps&CIplaynet5!Ilist5P>F?&&C'&?F#"CB!J? . $9@1A*; opens onto
interior O>,O; and A>*$?0, ,A9,A>*1O HO9,?BOA1 FO9;1A*;H?A/ in !LL!.
1he feel is of a delightful, decadent, ,ybaritic )ay of life )ith soft, )arm places to curl
up, alone or in company for s)ell gossip. 1he air smells of peppermint,
spearmint, chocolate mint, cloves, nutmeg, cinnamon, rosemary, salt,
mari7uana, and iodine.
W,no)+ Wfalls+ through the stage lights giving more spatiality and dimension
to the HO9,?BOA1 FO9;1A*;H?A/ set. On set al)ays are a female
orange tabby cat named BA;/A*11Y and a female 2olden @etriever named
1*/? and they are al)ays interacting.
After nine years of being together, YO9;2 O>,O; and YO9;2 A>*$? are starting
their third )ee= of marriage, and YO9;2 A>*$?, 7ust accepted to 2rad school, has a
baby on her mind. 1hey made love that morning and are no) going about getting ready
for their day. 1hey )armly =iss goodbye as YO9;2 O>,O; leaves first. ,he loads and
inhales mari7uana through a :apolution and
prepares then drin=s Ocean ,pray diet !''N
cranberry 7uice and Perrier on shaved ice. A
couple moments later is a =noc= on the side
of HO9,?BOA1 FO9;1A*;H?A/ and
YO9;2 A>*$?, thin=ing O>,O; forgot
something, opens the door. $*;/Y
2@??;? serves her )ith divorce papers and
a restraining order. A>*$? stumbles bac= in
)here she sin=s onto the sofa, )ondering if
they0re pregnant. ,he ma=es a phone call.
/avid, he 7ust served me )ith divorce
papers . . . $ousin, this is not the time to be
telling me you told me so . . . * don0t =no) if
)e0re pregnant . . . no . . . he still doesn0t =no)
about the family . . . )ill you please stop saying
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OYO9;2 A>*$? shifts herself on the settee, 1*/? trots over to chec=, YO9;2 A>*$?
pets 1*/? )hile she s)ays easily )ith the motion of tHO9,?BOA1
FO9;1A*;H?A/. From HO9,?BOA1 FO9;1A*;H?A/0, open screened )indo)s
the sounds of the channel, the ,ausalito harbor and the ,an Francisco Bay reach in. 2ulls
scream, boats0 air horns pierce the air, people0s voices rise and fall, fog horns blast
throatily, the lap and slap of the )aves against HO9,?BOA1 FO9;1A*;H?A/, an
occasional dog bar=, are all intermittent.
,hado)s dance gracefully on the blue )alls of HO9,?BOA1 FO9;1A*;H?A/. 1he
smells of salt, iodine, charcoal, diesel, and mari7uana )aft though HO9,?BOA1
FO9;1A*;H?A/. 1he curtains ripple against the blue )alls. A cloc= rapidly turns
from J3C" am to C pm, and YO9;2 O>,O; enters. He ignores YO9;2 A>*$?.
YO9;2 A>*$? pic=s up a houseplant and )hiDDes it by his ear.P
Why. Please tell me, Olson. 1ell me ho) it
came to be that * am no) all this . . .
Opause, )ith distaste she holds up O>,O;0, thic= lurid
divorce papersP
. . . a )ee= is no honeymoon and certainly not
long enough for a marriage. ,avvy, mate.
OYO9;2 O>,O; loo=s directly at YO9;2 A>*$?, then shift his gaDe
to the mirrors. His cold gaDe shoc=s her. YO9;2 A>*$? notices that
her fear ecites him. ?ying him, YO9;2 A>*$? siDes up the situation
and rises.P
Omoves to stand at a )indo) of HO9,?BOA1 FO9;1A*;H?A/. ,he
s)ays easily )ith the motion of HO9,?BOA1 FO9;1A*;H?A/,
passes her hand through her hair, pauses, then spea=s in a measured
cadence to YO9;2 O>,O;.P
?ven after nine years )e don0t =no) each other,
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Ored led ,PO1 OP?;, on him, spea=s )ith false and moc=ing cheerP
What did you do,
Olson. 1ell her
casually nine years
later and ma=e your
cross-dressing seem
irrelevant.
Ohe smilesP
/id you tell Alice in
bed, Olson. 1hat0s
ho) *0d do it.
Ored led ,PO1 $>O,?, on himP
Oa long beat )hile YO9;2 A>*$? loads and inhales mari7uana through a :apolution
and prepares then drin=s Ocean ,pray diet !''N cranberry 7uice and Perrier on ice. All
the )hile she thin=s this is the man *0ve loved for nine years, married ten days ago and
he0s hiding something, and )e might be pregnantR she sits at the blac= lacKuer table,
BA;/A*11Y moves over to YO9;2 A>*$? sitting at the table. BA;/A*11Y
levitates up to YO9;2 A>*$?0, lap, puts her forelegs on YO9;2 A>*$?0, chest, and
demands pets, right no) and no nonsense )ith a Snaao))XT 1*/? trots over ma=ing the
same 0pet me0 demand on YO9;2 A>*$?.
YO9;2 A>*$? pets BA;/A*11Y then 1*/?. BA;/A*11Y rhythmically stretches
out on the table in front of YO9;2 A>*$?, relaes her forepa)s and sings a lo) song
sounding bees buDDing in deep clover, her eyes narro) in contentment. YO9;2 A>*$?
s)ays easily )ith the motion of HO9,?BOA1 FO9;1A*;H?A/ as she then sighs,
then smiles and laughs )hile she murmurs to BA;/A*11Y, pauses to pet 1*/? )ho0s
sitting on YO9;2 A>*$?0, high-heeled clad feet. YO9;2 A>*$? stands and moves
to the settee. ,he ma=es her decision. ,pea=s bitters)eet, soft.P
Guitter.
Oloo=s at himself in mirrorR the mirror, his only real loveP
Ho)0s that.

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You give up a)fully easy, don0t you.
OsurprisedR loo=s at her )arily, opens their )ine cooler, pulls out a
2undlach Bundschu $abernet Franc, uncor=s it, sniffs the cor=,
decants it, then pours a glass he s)irls and then drin=s from. He
holds the glass in the palm of his hand.P
But, Olson. Why do you )ant a divorce. We
havent even had a honeymoon.

O)atches himself in the mirrors, testsP
* don0t =no).
But that is no reason to get a divorceX
O)atches himself in the mirrors, further testsP
Yes. And *0m bored )ith this prattle.
6A@Y 6A2/A>A;
O@ed led spot >*2H1 opens up on herP
1he vanity consuming you, Olson, is 7ust so
fuc=ing pitiful.
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OeasperatedP
But )hat aren0t you telling me. Perhaps your
definition of love differs from mine.
Ohe )on0t meet her eyesP
* thought you =ne). You =no).
Oshe gets a glimpse of his eyes but that )as enough. ,he no) =ne).
?asperatedP
Oh, no. ;o, no, no. 1here are some things you
should disclose efore you get married. ,avvy,
mate.
Oloo=s at himself in mirrorsP
* thought you =ne).
* do no).

* thought you =ne).
We are in love and so euphoric am * that *
yield to your every desire.

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* thought you =ne).
You should have told me efore * fell in love
)ith you, Olson.
* thought you =ne).
O)al=s across the rich, ruddy, gloss mahogany 4 red)ood 4 )alnut floor )hile
she s)ays easily )ith the motion of HO9,?BOA1 FO9;1A*;H?A/,
spea=s in a sour tone.P
Oh, no. ;o, no, no.

* thought you =ne).
Oa long beat )hile she again thin=s this is the man * love and )ant
as the father of my children and )e may no) be pregnant. 1hrough
the )indo)s of HO9,?BOA1 FO9;1A*;H?A/ she )atches seagulls
as they drive do)n from the fog ban= and s=y in )ild abandon into )aves and )aves of
s)ells and )onders, one seagull does a silly, pirouetting s=ittering dance as it comes in
for a landing on HO9,?BOA1 FO9;1A*;H?A/ )here it eyes YO9;2 A>*$?
through the )indo) screen, the sounds of the ,an Francisco Bay slither, slap, pop, and
snap by the screened open )indo)s. YO9;2 A>*$? turns her head to loo= at YO9;2

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O>,O; as she s)ays easily )ith the motion of HO9,?BOA1 FO9;1A*;H?A/, her
face epressionless, pause, then she murmurs )ith calm deliberation.P
;o. ;o, * didn0t =no). Olson, you0re a good
man, but *0m afraid you0re an a)ful fool.

* thought it )as over bet)een us.
6A@Y 6A2/A>A;
,ame habits, same fuc=in0 shit again, Olson.
Oabsentmindedly as she again )onders if they+re pregnantP
*t0ll never be over bet)een us. ,avvy, mate.
Opets BA;/A*11Y )ho announces Smooorrr!T then YO9;2 A>*$? pets 1*/?, a beat,
then her voice risesP
"hat's ho) it happened. After nine years and
t)o )ee=s of marriage, )ithout first tal=ing
)ith me, you thought it )as over. Ho) can that
be.X You must have thought this your first day
bac= home from the )edding chapel in order to
meet )ith a divorce attorney and have me
served t)o )ee=s later. Please stop thin=ing
and go bac= to feeling.
Oshe is hurt and conflicted. ,he =no)s she cannot leave him.P

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OHe loo=s at himself in the mirrors then smiles. A sly, pleasurable frightening secret
smile.P

*0ll )ithdra) it.
OHe )al=s up close to her.P
Ostares at him a beat, his ne) ecitement, and she is
suddenly very cold, very alert, captivated, terrified, and
enthralled.P
1his is so belo) the belt.
Os)ays easily )ith the motion of HO9,?BOA1 FO9;1A*;H?A/ as he loo=s out at a
)indo) )here he sees a seal gracefully s)irling and gliding through the ,an Francisco
Bay s)ells, he then smiles.P
Ooh la la, not yet it isn0t. ,avvy, mate.
Ohe pulls her close, loo=s into the mirrorsP
But, )e0re getting there.
YO9;2 A>*$? as played by ,carlett
<ohansson
OnaYve, but Kuic= learnerP
*0m very confused and hurt right no). * )ant
things to be as they )ere. With no hint, no
)arning, after only t)o )ee=s of our marriage
you serve me )ith divorce papers. We haven0t
even had a honeymoonX * don0t understand. *
don0t =no) )ho you are. /o you.
Ostart 69,*$ 1here *s A 2irl - /oc ,everinsen E
http344))).youtube.com4)atch.v5672',8dc-sY. >*2H1 on to
/O$ ,?:?@*;,?; performing.P

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OtestsP
What a pair )e are. We deserve each other,
don0t )e.
Oa long beat )hile she again thin=s this is the man * love and )ant as
the father of my children and )e may no) be pregnant, naiveP
As long as )e0re a pair )or=ing on a full house.
* )ant children no). You )ill tal= )ith me first
before ever doing something so terrible again
)on0t you.
Oloo=s at himself in the mirror, testsP
You shouldn0t play this game. You0re )ay over
your head, Alice-through-the-loo=ing-glass.

* =no).
Oanother long beat )hile she drin=s from her Ocean ,pray
diet !''N cranberry 7uice and Perrier onshaved ice)hile
she again thin=s this is the man * loved for nine years and
)ant as the father of my children and )e may no) be
pregnantP
1hen * must not only master this game but also
become an epert player.
O>*2H1 fades on them as YO9;2 A>*$? =neels in front
of YO9;2 O>,O;. YO9;2 O>,O; lays his hand on
YO9;2 A>*$?0, hair and )atches himself =eenly in the
mirrorsP

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YO9;2 O>,O; voice only
Ooh la la.
A>*$? as played by >ucy >a)less
Otight spot >?/ >*2H1 opens up on A>*$? )ho pets BA;/A*11Y then 1*/?. A>*$?
stands beneath a s=ylight, she s)ay easily )ith the motion of HO9,?BOA1
FO9;1A*;H?A/R the s=ylight0s streaming sunlight is ripples of rainbo)s off the blue-
green ceiling, her ice tea glass held in the palm of her hand, she lifts her glass and sips
her tea, she reaches in and pulls out a mint sprig )hich she eats, then she puts the glass
bac= into the palm of her hand, she loads and inhales mari7uana through a :apolution and
then she turns and )atches out the )indo) as the bay s)irls through the pilings )here
she )atches seal0s heads bob in the s)ells and a sailboat motor out to the channel, a
)oman in her early B'0s drives it, a man in his late B'0s chec=s the life 7ac=ets, then sho)s
a preteen boy and girl the )or=ings of the sails as they ready them, their happy and
ecited voices carry in through the screened )indo)s of HO9,?BOA1
FO9;1A*;H?A/, then A>*$? saysP
* didn0t =no) at the time he )as doing the first
of )hat )ould a lot of his drama trips )ith his
game of Prove Again You >ove 6e. HeyX
>ittle 6an. $omb your hair, polish your shoes.
,oon * )ill open the door. /on0t thin= because
there0s a ring on my finger, you needn0t try
anymore. Husbands should al)ays be lovers,
too. Wal= to my arms the moment * come home
to you. *0m )arning you . . . /ay after day,
there are men at the office. And boys )ill
al)ays be boys. /on0t send me off )ith no
smile and no =iss. You may not see me again.
Husbands should al)ays be lovers, too. Wal= to
my arms the moment * come home to you. *0m
almost here... HeyX >ittle 6an. Better )ear
something handsome, something you0d )ear to
go to the city and dim all the lights, pour the
)ine, start the music. 1ime to get ready for
love. 1ime to get ready. 1ime to get ready for
love.
6A@Y 6A2/A>A;

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$an you see inside my head. *t+s filled
)ith aniety, Olson.
C)*TA(' closes1 End o: Act ( ,cene
1)o - ,e.
Act ( ,cene 1hree ( ,ass, start 69,*$
Waheera, Arturo ,andoval E
http344))).youtube.com4)atch . v5:cB1FOnyFKs . >*2H1 on to A@19@O
,A;/O:A> performing. A@19@O ,A;/O:A>
P?@FO@6A;$? ends, >*2H1 off on A@19@O ,A;/O:A>
)ho eits. $9@1A*; opens to !LL! 2*2?@. As the curtain
raises <?; as bartender, ma=es a phone call )ith the bar0s phone,
hangs up, ma=es another call, hangs up and this goes on and on and
on.
<?; is dressed dominatri )ith bleached blonde hair in poodle curls. 2@O9P*?,,
Y9PP*?,, 2O-2O ,>A:?, and, :OY?9@, are on set. YO9;2 O>,O;, in drag sans
)edding ring and )ife Young Alice of no) t)o months, enters. YO9;2 O>,O; and
<?; share loo=s. <?; is angry and hurt )ith YO9;2 O>,O;. YO9;2 O>,O; is
dismissive of <?;0s obvious mood to him. <?; ta=es a drin= from a PA 1ootsie @oll (
Pearson @anch orange 7uice and Aahlua on ice. YO9;2 O>,O; loo=s at himself in the
mirrors.
O<?; ma=es phone call, hangs up, ma=es another call, hangs up and this call hang-up
goes on and on and on. ,tage >*2H1, go dar=. @*;2*;2 PHO;?. HA;2 9P.
@*;2*;2 PHO;?. HA;2 9P. @*;2*;2 PHO;?.P
Otight >?/ >*2H1 spot opens up on YO9;2 A>*$? loading
and smo=ing mari7uana through a :apolution and prepares then
drin=s an Ocean ,pray diet !''N cranberry 7uice and Perrier on
ice.P

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OBac=ground3 @*;2*;2 PHO;?. HA;2 9P. @*;2*;2 PHO;?. HA;2 9P.
@*;2*;2 PHO;?.P
Olson, since )e got married t)o months ago,
these hang ups are escalating. /o you =no)
)hat0s going on.
YO9;2 <. A. O>,O; as played by ?li7ah
Wood
O>*2H1 dims on YO9;2 A>*$? and tight
>?/ >*2H1 spot opens up on YO9;2
O>,O;P
OBac=ground3 @*;2*;2 PHO;?. HA;2 9P.
@*;2*;2 PHO;?. HA;2 9P. @*;2*;2
PHO;?, YO9;2 O>,O; loo=s at himself in mirrors, opens the fridge, pulls out a
decanter, gets a crystal goblet, pours the )ine into it, s)irls then drin=s his 2undlach
Bundschu $abernet Franc.P
;o.
6A@Y 6A2/A>A;
1hat+s )hy * face insanity and the )orld around
me never ceases to eamine me.
O>*2H1 dims on YO9;2 O>,O;. @*;2*;2 PHO;?.
HA;2 9P. @*;2*;2 PHO;?. HA;2 9P. @*;2*;2
PHO;?.P
Otight >?/ >*2H1 spot opens up on YO9;2 A>*$?P
@*;2*;2 PHO;?.P

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* filed a police report about them, Olson.
O>*2H1 dims on Alice, tight >?/ >*2H1 spot opens up on YO9;2
O>,O; loo=ing at himself in mirrorsP
OBac=ground3 @*;2*;2 PHO;?. HA;2
9P. @*;2*;2 PHO;?. HA;2 9P.
@*;2*;2 PHO;?.P
What.
O@*;2*;2 PHO;?. HA;2 9P.
@*;2*;2 PHO;?. HA;2 9P. @*;2*;2
PHO;?.P
O>*2H1 dims on YO9;2 O>,O; and tight >?/ >*2H1 spot opens up on YO9;2
A>*$?P
@*;2*;2 PHO;?.P
1he police are placing a tap.
O>*2H1 dims on A>*$? and tight >?/ >*2H1 spot opens up on
YO9;2 O>,O;P
OBac=ground3 @*;2*;2 PHO;?. HA;2
9P. @*;2*;2 PHO;?. HA;2 9P.
@*;2*;2 PHO;?.P
Oh, man.
O@*;2*;2 PHO;?. HA;2 9P. @*;2*;2 PHO;?. HA;2 9P. P
O>*2H1, do)n then stage >*2H1, up to 2*2?@, it is &'!!. 1he P9,,Y$A1 /O>>,0
sho) to Perfidia @umba is on. Watching themselves in the mirrors are ,$HOO;O:?@

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and <. A. O>,O;. >A;$?, <*6 and ?>?A1@A are having se )atched by
2@O9P*?,, Y9PP*?,, 2O-2O ,>A:?,, :OY?9@,, and P9,,Y$A1 /O>>, as
they grind to a Perfidia @umba. 6A@Y 6A2/A>A; and ,A69?>, stand at the bar
and FA1A 6O@2A;A tends bar. On the counter are complementary 1ro7an condoms
and @ush amyl poppers on it. 1he air smells of mari7uana and @ush.P

O?/2A@ )al=s in, sits at barP
Omies up an espresso, adds a shot of Aahlua, and puts the mug in front of ?/2A@. ,he
stro=es ?/2A@0s )rist. BA;/A*11Y and 1*/? 7oin them. BA;/A*11Y says
S#wleert0, sits do)n on the bar and starts to )ash herself. ?/2A@ and FA1A pet
BA;/A*11Y and 1*/?P
?dgar, touch is the fastest )ay to build social
bonds. Hold hands, touch another on the bac=,
pat a shoulder, sha=e hands, hug, =issR all
release oytocin and it ma=es people li=e and
trust you more )ith each touch.
Oto 6A@Y 6A2/A>A;P
What brings you here, you bitch.
6A@Y 6A2/A>A;
Wasted )asted, *0m so fuc=in0 high.
Otips FA1A 6O@2A;A )ith a 7oint and a =iss, pets BA;/A*11Y, )ho gives a long
bubbling 0leerrrt0 then BA;/A*11Y bops ?/2A@, then ?/2A@ pets 1*/? )hile
?/2A@ loo=s aroundP

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Ooh la la, as 7aded as they come, the groupies,
yuppies, go-go slaves and, voyeurs still love our
touch.
O>A;$?, <*6 and ?>?A1@A continue to have se )atched by 2@O9P*?,, Y9PP*?,,
2O-2O ,>A:?,, :OY?9@,, and P9,,Y$A1 /O>>,. 1he air smells of mari7uana
and @ush.
Opets BA;/A*11Y )ho says 0#rrwarr0. FA1A scratches BA;/A*11Y under the chin,
doing it properly. BA;/A*11Y accepts it, stretches her nec= and closes her eyes, loo=s
very pleased. 1hen FA1A pets 1*/?, smileP
But they understand, ?dgar. 1hey0re dra)n. All
our real desires are unconscious and unseen . . .
dra)s everyone li=e a gossamer veiled moth to
light. We0re their lights.
Ogentle, )atches the P9,,Y$A1 /O>>, grind to a Perfidia @umbaP
1he greater the suffering, the more terrible the
events, the greater the pleasure --1hey )ant it,
Fata. *t0s catharsis. ;o different than the ancient
2ree=s.
Ostage >*2H1, dim as in bac=ground3 @*;2*;2 PHO;?. HA;2 9P. @*;2*;2
PHO;?. HA;2 9P. @*;2*;2 PHO;?.P
Otight >?/ >*2H1 spot opens up on YO9;2 A>*$?P
Olson, * got a call from the ,ausalito police this
evening.
Otight >?/ >*2H1 spot opens up on YO9;2 O>,O; loo=ing at himself in the mirrorsP

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@*;2*;2 PHO;?.P
9mmm.
O@*;2*;2 PHO;?. HA;2 9P. @*;2*;2 PHO;?. HA;2 9P. @*;2*;2
PHO;?.P
6A@Y 6A2/A>A;
Why do my temptations do me )rong.
Otight spot >?/ >*2H1 remains open on YO9;2 A>*$? as she pets BA;/A*11Y
then 1*/?P
@*;2*;2 PHO;?.P
*t )as about the complaint * filed about these
hang-ups.

Otight >?/ >*2H1 remains open on YO9;2 O>,O;
loo=ing at himself in mirrorsP
OBac=ground3 @*;2*;2 PHO;?. HA;2 9P. @*;2*;2
PHO;?. HA;2 9P. @*;2*;2 PHO;?.P
9mmm.
O@*;2*;2 PHO;?. HA;2 9P. @*;2*;2 PHO;?. HA;2 9P.
@*;2*;2 PHO;?.P

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Otight >?/ >*2H1 spot remains open on YO9;2 A>*$?P
@*;2*;2 PHO;?.P
1he police told me )ho it is.
Ot)o beatsP
Olson. /on0t you )ant to =no).
Ot)o beatsP
Well. Perhaps you already =no) since it0s your
/ominican $ollege student teacher, a $indy
2reene. ,avvy, mate.
Otight >?/ >*2H1 remains opens on YO9;2 O>,O; loo=ing at himself in mirrorsP
@*;2*;2 PHO;?.P
Oh, man.
O@*;2*;2 PHO;?. HA;2 9P. @*;2*;2 PHO;?. HA;2 9P.P
Otight >?/ >*2H1 remains open on YO9;2
A>*$?P
We0re still playing games, aren0t )e. $are to
clue me in.
O,he loo=s hurtP
OYO9;2 O>,O; )al=s out front door loo=s at himself in
mirror as he doesP
O@*;2*;2 PHO;?. HA;2 9P. @*;2*;2 PHO;?.P

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Otight >?/ >*2H1 remains open on YO9;2 A>*$?P
Well, $'m not guilty. * )ould rather be a cause
celere and, sell my memoirs for an outrageous
sum.
$tart ")$(C Ain0t ;o ,unshine, @ichard Harris E
http344))).myspace.com4richardharrislive4music4songs4'C-ain-BL-
t-no-sunshine-J#8C'JJ&. >*2H1 on to @*$HA@/
HA@@*, performing. 19;? ends, C)*TA('
closes1 1he end.
C'T(')E& AT Episode 2
,;aggage/
1ry to =ill it
all a)ay, but
* remember
everything.
Feed Your
Head With
Blog Opera
theater about
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