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Volume 19 Issue 2

September 17, 2008

Bye Bye ashton interurBan groove naKeD WorDs


College President liz ashton What makes the interurban campus Poetry night has performers
announces she will be gonzo by this tick? exploring the myths and truths shedding their clothes and getting
Camosun’s Student Voice time next year. of ol’ int-U. down to bare emotions.
Since 1990 neWs—3 CaMpus—6 arts—10

Photo: CoUrtney BroUGhton


2 VIEWS September 17, 2008

Let students decide own stance

Editorial
Nexus
on military recruiters
A new school At Camosun, the military can the military is a corporation and mandates against recruitment.
season has sprung, set up a table on campus, as long should be allowed the same rights After a series of disruptions, re-
which means getting as they fill out the necessary forms as any other. cruiters cancelled their planned tour
Next publication date: Oct. 1, 2008
up early, staying up late… and sign- like other vendors. If the event is of Quebec colleges in early 2008.
Deadline: noon Sept. 24, 2008 ing up for the military? suitable, the table isn’t disrupting Operation Objection now works
Many schools across the country students, and there’s security on to oppose both recruitment and
Address: 3100 Foul Bay Rd., Victoria, BC,
have career fairs every year and duty, military recruiters are free to On one hand you have military research on campuses.
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some form of the military usually distribute information. images of the evil It’s impressive an organization
Location: Lansdowne Richmond House 201 has a table along with the other On one hand you have images of such as this has formed, but banning
Phone: 250-370-3591 vendors. the evil military corporation stealing military corporation any organization from campus, if
Email: nexus@nexusnewspaper.com Some may recall a protest at young adults and throwing them stealing young adults they are operating in accordance
the University of Victoria last year into war. On the other you have with Canadian law, and with uni-
Website: www.nexusnewspaper.com
that led to the UVic student society freedom of speech.
and throwing them versity policy, is an infringement on
Publisher: Nexus Publishing Society banning active Canadian Forces And it’s true military recruiters into war. On the other the rights of students to make their
recruiting at events in their building. may tell you more about incentives own decisions about their futures.
NEXUS PUBLISHING SOCIETY Recently, the ban was lifted. of joining than the psychological
you have freedom of Not to mention that little thing we
STUDENT BOARD MEMBERS
Many students didn’t want effects of combat. Full benefits, speech. call freedom of speech.
Kristian Dart
recruiters in their student union paid tuition, and a higher wage are We trust Camosun students
building bothering them, while just some of the incentives, but they are smart enough to resist a sales
Kyla Ferns
others felt the military had every never go into the downfalls of being Operation Objection was pitch from a military recruiter. And
Kelly Marion
right to be there. involved with the military. launched last year against military for those who are interested, the
Liz McArthur
So the question still remains, Military commercials can be recruitment in schools. At the mo- information is still available.
MANAGING EDITOR should military recruitment be al- misleading, but what commercials ment, 25 student unions and organ- So think thrice before you
Jason Schreurs lowed on school premises? aren’t? When it comes down to it, izations in Quebec have adopted protest.
L AYO U T E D I T O R
Laila Brown Open Space accepts submissions from Camosun students. Submissions to Open Space should be
STUDENT EDITOR Open Space 400 words or less. Responses to previous articles in Nexus should be 250 words or less.
Tessa Cogman E-mail submissions to nexus@nexusnewspaper.com and include your name and student number.
COPY EDITOR
Alan Piffer
E D I T O R I A L A S S I S TA N T
Kait Cavers Welcome to the (parking) jungle, baby!
S TA F F W R I T E R S Breanna Carey is two-hour parking, unpaid. But who may not live on a frequent bus for parking already, loosen up on
Guy Alaimo ContriBUtinG Writer this means that on a day off drivers route, parking attendants should the parking tickets, or at least lower
Brendan Kergin It’s free to park your bike or have to move their car every couple be obliterated. the price.
Liz McArthur scooter downtown, so why is it that of hours to avoid getting a ticket. Enraged after getting her fourth The city of Victoria promised
S TA F F P H O T O G R A P H E R cars get slammed with unreason- ticket of the day, my sister sug- that new meters would provide us
Courtney Broughton able parking tickets? gested to an attendant, “Get a real with a five-minute leeway after they
Big, bad parking attendants do Why are parking job.” The attendant took a picture expire. They are still nowhere to be
ADVERTISING SALES
their best to make the pleasant ex- of her car and is probably keeping found. Tickets used to be $15 and
Jason Schreurs LOCAL
perience of coming downtown just attendants traipsing her on file. are now $20, and jump to double if
250-370-3591
the opposite. Whether you’re like around our streets I’ve had the urge to give them not paid within two weeks.
Campus Plus NATIONAL
me and try to cheat the system by the one-finger salute, or maybe take People are slowly going to stop
416-966-8811
attempting to keep a watchful eye looking to shit on notice of the oversized guy on the going downtown if shopping costs
DISTRIBUTION on that expired meter, because you someone’s day? dinky scooter and open my door. It them 40 bucks and they come out
Courtney Broughton really will just be a minute, or you might be different if the fellows on empty-handed. And, besides, if
Ashley Moore do in fact plug those silver knobs, those dinky scooters were a little too many ticket-ers are roaming
CONTRIBUTORS: the meter-maids are bound to get Why are parking attendants kinder, or only gave tickets to repeat Victoria’s streets, it wouldn’t take
Guy Alaimo you at least once. traipsing around our streets look- offenders. Do they have to meet a much to bring them down.
Adrian Binakaj My sister lives downtown in ing to shit on someone’s day? In certain quota of pissed-off people “Whoops, huh, I don’t recall
Courtney Broughton a nice place, just outside the core. order to make it fair for people who in a day? there being a speed bump there
Breanna Carey The only parking near her building choose to drive, especially those If they’re going to make us pay before...”
Kait Cavers
Tessa Cogman
Christopher Gillespie help build Bookstore product mocks mental illness
Jared Gowen
Alexander Jones
our team sheila porteous compulsive figure highlights some
Brendan Kergin ContriBUtinG Writer of the dysfunction of this particular
Donald Kennedy Camosun College proudly disorder with statements like, “As
Liz McArthur
states in its vision statement that soon as he finishes counting those
Alan Piffer
its “strengths are many and varied ceiling tiles, he can get started on
with regards to serving diverse alphabetizing the canned foods,”
Sheila Porteous
communities.” but the male nurse’s packaging
Jason Schreurs
As a person with a disability who boasts, “These men are blazing the
The views and opinions expressed herein are those has fought mental illness, imagine trail as role models and mentors for
of the authors, not of the Nexus Publishing Society. my chagrin as I happened upon generations to come.”
One copy of Nexus is available per issue, per person.
the Obsessive-Compulsive Action I can only imagine how they are
Nexus is printed on a mixture of 100 and 40
nexus needs Figure prominently displayed in the promoting a plastic Jesus.
percent recycled paper. Please recycle your
copy. Thanks! student college bookstore. Inaccurate and dehumanizing
volunteers I have taken many courses at comments and attitudes create a
Camosun that teach students the figures on display, such as Jesus, negative perception of mental ill-
Editorial meetings skills to diffuse stereotypes while Freud, and Male Nurse. She also ness. These misconceptions result
Come out to our weekly Nexus editorial Nexus is looking for a few
good students to join our
educating themselves and others. stressed it would be impossible in reluctance to seek mental health
meetings, where all Camosun students Compassion for people with dif- to have stock that didn’t offend
team. If you would like to care and contribute to discrimina-
can get involved in their student news- write, take photos, or just ferences and disabilities, including someone. tory practices.
paper. Meetings take place every Tuesday want to help out with the individuals living with a mental Her statements sounded akin Selling an action figure that
at 11:30 am in the Nexus office, Richmond newspaper, get in touch
with us asap! illness, is repeatedly emphasized to the action-figure manufacturer’s perpetuates stereotypes of a per-
House 201, Lansdowne. Call 370-3591 or
in Camosun’s Health and Human rationale—“In a diverse and free son with a disability in a college
e-mail nexus@nexusnewspaper.com for
more information.
Services Programs. society, it is only to be expected bookstore is reprehensible. This
I spoke with three separate that some people may fail to see item, at best, belongs in a joke shop
employees at the college bookstore the humour and positive side to with other tasteless and offensive
Send a letter 250.370.3591 before a staff member begrudgingly our product.” items—at least I can choose not to
Nexus prints letters that are 250 words nexus@nexusnewspaper.com
summoned a supervisor for me. Mann mentioned the male nurse shop there.
or less in response to previous stories. Gillian Mann, the bookstore’s action figure may be offensive to Selling these derogatory prod-
www.nexusnewspaper.com
Nexus reserves the right to refuse publi- manager, addressed my concerns some people as well. I took the time ucts on campus may indicate
Richmond House 201,
cation of letters. Letters must include full in the middle of the busy store. She to compare the two products. Camosun has failed to embrace the
Lansdowne argued that there were other action The packaging on the obsessive-
name and student number (not printed). concept of “global citizenship.”
nexus@nexusnewspaper.com NEWS 
Ashton announces retirement The 100-grand club
Camosun College recently released its
annual statement of employee wages
NEWS BRIEFS
by Kait Cavers
for their fiscal year, ending March 31,
Liz McArthur “We’re hopeful that it will mean Spare some change?
2008. As has become tradition around
Staff Writer a change in policy and direction for here, we thought we’d list the em- Camosun has been busy
Liz Ashton, Camosun College’s the college. Liz has spent a lot of ployees that belong to the esteemed welcoming new members to
president for the past 14 years, is time on developing PISE and it’s 100-grand club. So here are the college the College Board of Governors.
stepping down next year. Her cur- taken away from the other parts of employees who make the most green. The new changes include the
rent contract is up on Sept. 30, 2009 her job,” says Oetting. “She has Liz Ashton, President, $185,979 plus addition of Robin Adair to the
and she will not be seeking another done some good for the college, but $11,873 in expenses. role of chair and Lynda Farmer
term as president. I think it’s time for a change. We’re Paul McGeachie, Vice-President, Busi- to the position of vice-chair.
looking for somebody who will take ness Development, $146,191 plus Other new members of the
a stronger role in labour relations. $6,526 in expenses. board include Scott Marshall,
More of a people person is what we Baldev Pooni, Vice-President of Educa- who was appointed through a
“Liz Ashton has made a are looking for.” tion and Student Services, $135,630 recent Provincial Government
plus $7,038 in expenses. Order in Council, and new
tremendous impact Meanwhile, the Camosun Col-
Camosun student representative
lege Student Society wishes Ashton Peter Lockie, Chief Financial Officer/
upon Camosun well on her future endeavours. “Liz Bursar (now Vice-President Admin- Christopher Gillespie, who joins
instration/Chief Financial Officer), current student representa-
College.” Ashton has made a tremendous
$126,463 plus $1,935 in expenses. tive Matthew de Groot. Leaving
impact upon Camosun College. The us this year is former Chair Kim
Christopher Denis Powers, Executive Director, Hu-
student society has worked with Liz Hesketh and David Johns who
man Resources Division, $126,319 plus
Gillespie on a wide range of student issues completed a six-year term on
$8,744 in expenses.
CCSS over the years,” says Christopher
Richard Olesen, Dean of Business, the board.
Gillespie, CCSS external affairs $109,663 plus $3,842 in expenses.
executive. Flex your film skillz—
John Borass, Dean of Access and First
“It is with mixed emotions that Ashton caught fire from doesn’t know much about Ashton, Nations Education, $109,603 plus win 10 grand!
I have decided to retire next year,” Camosun students and staff last and can’t judge her, but doesn’t $35,859 in expenses. The Fraser Institute is hosting
says Ashton. She adds her years spring for comments she made at think she should be lauded for her Heather Lewis, Dean of Arts and Sci- a Student Video Contest where
at the college have been exciting, a staff Connections Day. “Initially, work with PISE. ences, $109,603 plus $3,786 in ex- students are eligible to win
challenging, and rewarding. they’re not the best and not the “I think that’s crap. It doesn’t penses. $10,000 in cold, hard cash. The
Ashton was instrumental in the brightest in terms of their academic feel like our gym, it’s just another Barbara Herringer, Dean of Health and topic? “Incentives Matter—Fixing
construction of the Pacific Institute standings,” said Ashton about facility we can use if we pay the right Human Services, $107,448 plus $8,950 Health Care in Canada.” Students
for Sport Excellence (PISE). Robin Camosun students. Local media amount of money,” says Sim. in expenses. must submit a short concept
Adair, chair of the Camosun College outlets picked up on a Nexus story When next September rolls Dawn Sutherland, Director, Camosun paper by Sept. 30 and then
Board of Governors, says her boots about the comments, and Ashton around, Ashton says she will miss College International, $102,394 plus post their videos on YouTube by
will be hard to fill. later appeared on Chek TV to de- $69,653 in expenses. Oct. 31. All students are eligible
the dedicated individuals she got
Not everyone will mourn her to enter! For more info, visit
fend herself. to know and work with. “Most of Susan Haddon, Director, College and
www.fraserinstitute.org/stu-
loss, however, including Jerry Oet- La Sim, a university transfer all, I will miss the students; their Community Relations and Executive
Director, Camosun College Foundation, dentsandlearning/forstudents/
ting, president of CUPE Local student who finished his account- enthusiasm, their zest for life, and Video_Contest.htm
$100,121 plus $1,424 in expenses.
2081. ing diploma at the college, says he desire to learn and succeed.”
Speaking of film…
Those looking for something

May makes Green Party education


to inspire their filmmaking skills
should check out the Antimatter
Film Festival. The 11th annual
festival features over 160 films

announcement at Nova Scotia university from 25 countries to be screened


at Open Space Gallery. If you
really want to dip your toes into
Danielle Webb Reducing tuition, providing lem of ensuring excellence in educa- where newly minted Ph.Ds are es- the medium, there will be artist
CUP Atlantic Bureau Chief students with more bursary options, tion. One part of the problem is the sentially a pool of cheap labour for talks, panel discussions, and
ANTIGONISH (CUP) – Eliza- hands-on workshops offered
and reducing the interest rate on financial burden on students, and universities that can’t afford to
throughout the festival, taking
beth May, leader of the Green Party, student loans are a few of the other the other is the financial burden give people a real job to get on that
place Sept. 19–27. For info and a
unveiled her party’s platform on promises May has made regarding on the universities themselves,” tenure track,” she says. full schedule, visit www.anti-
post-secondary education in a cam- post-secondary education. says May. She also touched on the misap- matter.ws
paign announcement on Sept. 11. She says the quality of educa- propriation of federal money given
May was at St. Francis Xavier tion is decreasing at a lot of universi- to the provinces for post-secondary Need a sass outlet?
University in Antigonish, Nova Sco- ties in Canada because institutions education, promising any feder-
tia—located in her riding—when
“Education is a don’t have the funds to provide ally transferred funds would be put
Cheesecake Burlesque is
recruiting female performers to
she revealed her party’s intention fundamental priority the kind of education that should towards education and not moved join their saucy, award-winning
to cut student debt in half and burlesque team. Ever wanted
provide more financial support to
of a healthy society.” exist. anywhere else.
to learn the secrets behind act
May further states the de- “Education is a fundamental
those who choose to continue their Elizabeth May creasing quality of education is a priority of a healthy society and creation, costuming, and pickup
education. Green Party “diminishment of the opportunity” every Canadian who wants to go artistry? Wrap up in your favour-
“The most exciting piece of our ite feathered boa and strut your
because young people aren’t able to university should be able to do
stuff on camera for a chance to
policy is to cut all student debt in to realize their full potential. so,” says May.
be a part of this unique sister-
half on completion of a diploma, May believes a quality education May says underpaid new profes- “It’s just really important that hood! The closing date for
including existing student debt. should be available to all, regard- sors who aren’t working towards Canadians across the country do audition tape submissions is Oct.
That’s based off a carbon-tax holi- less of finances, but that today’s tenure are weakening post-second- not leave university with a huge 3. For more info and guidelines,
day from our tax-shifting plan,” students still face obstacles. ary education in this country. debt load and that universities have check out www.cheesecakebur-
says May. “There’s two parts to the prob- “There’s a really disturbing trend enough money.” lesque.com

What do you think of the new cafeteria? By Alexander Jones

Katelyn Musto Christina Atherton Kurt Jackson Nina Boncajes Corey Burger Rob Shanks Jake Wale
“It’s expensive, and “I’ve noticed a change “The food wasn’t bad, “It’s getting better than “It would be nice if they “The food is tasty; there “I think those new
there’s not a lot of over last year; there but the baguette I had last year, but the pizza still brought back the wraps.” was lots to choose from.” television screens are
vegetarian options.” seems to be more didn’t have cooked tastes the same!” awesome.”
variety.” mushrooms.”
4 NEWS September 17, 2008

Drinks for all... in good time NEWS BRIEFS


continued

Taking it a bit too far


liz MCarthur the school week, or the remaining
Staff Writer hours on Thursday when Dunlop UBC has recalled 7,000
Those in need of a stiff drink on Pub is not open? That’s a lot of student handbooks—worth
campus have few options. Other drinking hours going to waste. $20,000—for using comments
than a quietly concealed hip flask, Karen Nightingale, Hotel and found to be “inappropriate.”
there’s little on the beverage land- Restaurant Management Program Apparently the book contains
scape, except for the weekly stu- instructional assistant, says starting an over-the-top amount of
dent-run Dunlop House Pub at the a full-time campus pub is not an references to the construction
Lansdowne campus. cranes being used on campus
option for the program.
for a massive development. One
“Who’s going to run it?” says
statement even takes a jab at
Nightingale. “This is just one class UBC president Stephen Toope
in an otherwise full schedule of by mentioning the location of
The college will look at business classes. There just would his “$15 million house.” The
be no time in their schedule.”
opening a pub on Camosun Director of Ancillary
book also questions why UBC is
celebrating its 100th year, when
campus in the next Services Kathryn Le Gros says a classes weren’t taught at UBC
couple of years as permanent pub is something that’s until 1915. About 100 handbooks
on the horizon for the college. were handed out before the
student housing and “It’s talked about and generally recall, and requests to keep
people think, ‘Wow, this could be a these copies confidential have
other campus facilities been made. Goes to show what
great idea.’ We just haven’t taken it
are developed. to the next step,” says Le Gros. a little proofreading can do!
The college will look at opening
a pub on campus in the next few
Do you ride? We ride!
Photo: CoUrtney BroUGhton Rescued by one of the
years as student housing and other
new bus routes added to the
Here, students in the Hotel campus facilities are developed, Students on campus hope the future brings less empty cups and more schedule this fall? Thank the We
and Restaurant Management says Le Gros. drinking time. Ride campaign and the Camosun
Program’s beverage operations “We’ll probably engage students College Student Society. Last
course break into three groups and in a formal way of what kinds of tually they will get to the planning campuses mean the college will winter the committee delivered
take turns running the two-hour a things would they want to see and stages and start looking at different also be looking at where a pub 12,000 signatures to Minister of
week pub on Thursdays during the support, and what they think that options. could be located. Finance Carole Taylor, which in
fall semester. could look like,” she says. “It’s just so premature. It’s just As for when students can expect turn allowed them to express
It’s a campus pub that provides Putting infrastructure in place is an idea of what could contribute a full-time drinking establishment, the demands of students and
a service to students and teaches only the first step. The answer may to campus life. Well, a pub always Le Gros says the issue just hasn’t put them into the 2008 budget.
students at the same time. But not be the same for both Camosun comes to mind,” she says. made it to the top of anyone’s This year, the campaign hopes
what about the other four days of campuses, and Le Gros says even- Current space issues on both priority list yet. to lobby the transit commis-
sion to put an extra $3.5 million
towards early morning and

Canadian universities look to late night trips, trips to the


western communities, express
routes, and linkages between

environmentally sustainable buildings campuses. For more info, visit


www.weridetransit.ca

The roof, the roof,


Carl Meyer parallel with the struggle the agri- tario campus would be built entirely costs, the return on investment is
CUP ottaWa BUreaU Chief cultural industry faces in defining to LEED Platinum standards. compensating for that in a short the roof is on fire!
With so many ways to go green, organic products. “We wanted to go to the high- period of time.” Fire safety in a school resi-
no nationwide standard for en- The Association of Universities est standard because we wanted Lakehead’s financing for the dence or apartment isn’t exactly
vironmentally sustainable cam- and Colleges Canada confirms there to make a statement,” says Fred- new project comes from the uni- the first thing students prepare
pus buildings has been agreed for when they head off to
are no nationwide standards, but erick Gilbert, Lakehead’s pres- versity as well as contributions, a
college or university, but every
upon by universities and colleges pointed to a number of options in ident. “We’re dealing with issues capital campaign, and a funding year fire continues to claim the
in Canada. the field for campus greening. of sustainability, not just nation- commitment through mortgaging, lives of young adults. For those
Energy, water, and heat effi- One way campuses are going ally, but globally, and we should be says Gilbert. He says students will who don’t already have them,
ciency, land and biomass use, and green is by using the Leadership in doing everything we can to work not be charged higher tuition. smoke alarms and fire extin-
composting and biodegradable sys- Energy and Environmental Design within the constraints of environ- Aloisio congratulates Lakehead guishers should be at the top of
tems are just some examples of the (LEED) certification method. ment and save energy. It’s pretty on building the sustainable cam- the grocery list. Learn how to
options developers face. Campuses LEED is a third-party sustain- straight-forward.” pus. “Lakehead’s position is very protect yourself and your room-
must also take costs and financing ability certification program based Although dozens of campus compelling and powerful, a very mates from the worst-case
into account. out of the United States and run buildings across Canada are LEED- strong leadership position.” scenario by visiting www.pssg.
So many methodologies exist, in Canada by the Canada Green certified, Lakehead is claiming The Canadian Federation of gov.bc.ca/firecom
says Alison Aloisio, sustainable Building Council. It applies a points rights to the first platinum campus Students (CFS), Canada’s largest
buildings adviser at the University system with each point represent- built from scratch. student lobby group, also recently
SUB standard
of BC, that the public’s know- Those planning on dropping
ing an environmental factor or “It’s a big leap in terms of funds. weighed in on campus sustainabil-
by UVic’s student union building
ledge of green buildings is being methodology. That’s part of the reason why it ity at their latest general meeting to try out some of the UVic
confused. There are four levels of certifica- hasn’t been done; you have upfront in May. Student Society-run businesses,
“If you’ve got an organic sticker tion—Certified, Silver, Gold, and costs,” says Gilbert. “What we can An adopted policy preamble forget about it. Well, at least
on your apple, there’s a lot of in- Platinum. do as a model, as we build out this suggests, “Students should not until the student society and
formation packed into that little Lakehead University recently campus, is to show very clearly that be forced to pay for environmental the United Steelworkers Union
sticker,” says Aloisio, drawing a announced their new Orillia, On- although there are higher upfront upgrades through additional user can come to a collective agree-
or ancillary fees.” ment over contract negotia-

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The policy also supports tions. Until that happens, most
“zero emissions standards for all of the SUB will remain closed.
new buildings built on Canadian For more info on the strike, call
campuses.” 250-721-8370.

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nexus@nexusnewspaper.com NEWS 

Video contest asks students for


Camosun-iest home videos
Guy Alaimo to create a one-minute video on the
Staff Writer theme of “My Camosun.” Videos
Ever wanted to express deep will be posted on the college website
love, appreciation, and gratitude for and winners will be announced after
Camosun College, but could never the Oct. 31 deadline.
properly convey your feelings? Three finalists will be chosen
Well, suck-up, “My Camosun” is with third place winning $250,
the video contest for you! second place $500, and first place
“We want to tell the complete $750. The winning submissions
story of Camosun College through will be aired on the A television
diverse voices,” says David Sovka, channel’s news hour.
associate director of College and There will be four judges—one
Community Relations. “Camosun from the college, one from the
is a diverse community college. Let- Victoria Film Commission, and
ting people tell their story through one from A Channel. The fourth
video is a way to paint a vibrant judge will be a Canadian Idol-style
tapestry of who we are.” people’s vote. Everyone can go
online at camosun.ca/mycamosun
to watch the videos, then make
comments and vote online for their
favourite.
According to Sovka, judges will
be choosing videos that showcase
Camosun’s diversity as a school and
a community.
“We know that Camosun is an
incredibly diverse place with over
100 programs,” explains Sovka.
“[Camosun] draws people from all
over the world. We want people to
showcase this in their video through
any means. Animation, emo poetry,
documentary style, Rick Mercer
rant, anything… Be creative.”
“Camosun is a diverse Creative, yes. But don’t be racist
community college. or homophobic. Or, in Sovka’s
words, “Don’t be creepy.”
Letting people tell “There are only two rules for
their story through the video contest,” says Sovka.
video is a way to paint “One, create a one-minute video.
Two, don’t be creepy. The rules are Photo: Courtney Broughton
a vibrant tapestry of purposely vague, yet meaningful, A new video contest will highlight the trials and tribulations of all things Camosun.
in order to encourage as wide an
who we are.” interpretation and participation
David Sovka as possible. We would never want
College and Community anything racist or homophobic.”
Relations So leave those flaming white
crosses in the garage but, still, try
to be creative!
Starting this week, Camosun Videos can be uploaded to the
is encouraging current and future camosun.ca/mycamosun website
students, staff, faculty, and alumni between Oct. 1-31.
 CAMPUS September 17, 2008

Photo: Courtney Broughton

Finding the pulse of Interurban


Liz McArthur when they’re not in class. Von Schil- with her fellow students. in the courtyard and meet people,” Megan Audley says with only
Staff Writer ling admits students are segre- “I don’t go around other build- says Smeltzer. three women in her Mechanical
What do you think of when gated on campus in their different ings to meet students,” says Little. Alan Poole is the Camosun rec- Engeneering class, she can plainly
you hear the words Interurban programs. She would like to see a lounge set reation assistant at Interurban. see there are more men than women
Campus? From the centre of the court- aside for students, and mentions the Working in the small gym in the at Interurban.
Perhaps it’s groups of male yard, he sweeps his arm toward Engineering Students Society at the basement of the Campus Centre, “But it’s not for lack of trying.
trades students talking shop, or the buildings explaining where University of Victoria. “They have he sees a cross-section of students They are trying to find ways to bring
business students plotting graphs the trades, technical, and business games and foosball. That would be coming through the fitness stu- more women here,” says Audley.
in the computer labs? students spend their time. good to see here.” dio, movement room, and cardio And as for segregation of the
Myths abound when it comes Aaron Smeltzer is doing aca- room. The gym offers free access to different programs, Elisa Greenway,
to Interurban. So, what is fact and demic upgrading at Interurban for Camosun students and is one of the a sports management student, takes
what is fiction about the Camosun Kinesiology at UBC. A major draw perks of the Interurban campus. classes in the new PISE.
campus? It’s hard to know for him was the Pacific Institute for “I hate to phrase it like this, but “We’re a little removed from the
It’s hard to know where to where to look for Sport Excellence (PISE). He lives in it’s very much a man’s world out main campus,” she says, adding
look for some student culture at James Bay, but makes the commute here,” he says. there’s some interaction between
Interurban. some student culture to Interurban and loves the campus “Bullshit,” replies Graham Wil- the sports programs at PISE, but
But the courtyard in front of the at Interurban. for the class and gym sizes, new son, a first-year business student. even they are still segregated.
Campus Centre is a good place to buildings, and things to do. “I think people make it what they Though it’s hard to find students
start. The open area has basketball Smeltzer says he checked out want. If people see it as unequal, in different programs socializing to-
courts, picnic tables, and a grassy the Lansdowne campus and finds they should look harder.” gether, culture on campus is grow-
area where students can relax. “Occasionally a business student it kind of boring in comparison. He Wilson says he likes having ing. The courtyard and cafeterias
Second-year mechanical engin- that’s lost comes into our building doesn’t think meeting people on facilities like the gym available. He are a good place to start making new
eering students Ken von Schilling, by accident,” says von Schilling. campus is difficult. wants to see a beer club on campus friends, and Interurban students are
Megan Audley, and Kali Little toss When it comes to interaction, “I’ve talked to a few people in the and admits he tried to start one last making efforts to get out and enjoy
a Frisbee around the courtyard Little says she socializes the most gym. You could totally chill outside semester, but no one showed up. the services provided.
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8 September
September 17,
17, 2008
2008 FEATU
Our day in the inst
Upon arriving at the Pacific Institute for Sport
Excellence (PISE, for the regulars), it’s easy
to see the architects of the building were
gunning for a modern feel. Also quickly apparent is, well, it’s not finished
S
th
an

yet. Construction equipment and an unfinished entrance were our first co


impression, though our eyes were quickly drawn to the gymnasium. co
“Ooh, shiny,” remarked Courtney Broughton, Nexus staff photog- m
rapher.
The gym is where PISE CEO Michael Wright and Program Assistant sa
Lindsay Player found us.
Wright is eager to show us around, and despite only promising 15 re
minutes, we squeezed at least half an hour out of him. an
We start with the double gymnasium, recently polished, hence the sp
shininess. Our Camosun Chargers sports teams’ new home court is in
massive! And it’s not even done. It’ll grow up to be a triple gym, or a
competition court with stands on both sides. ot
As a college taking part in national sports competitions, it’s always ro
been a little embarrassing to host visitors at a high school, so this new
facility is big for our sports teams. ab
The gym, and entire institute for that matter, is more environmentally lin
friendly than similar sites. With windows in the top for light during the m
day and vents at the bottom instead of turbines at the top, measures to
cut down on energy use can be spotted in many areas. ge
“It’ll be quieter, except for the cheers,” says Wright. b
The downside is the Chargers will still have to pay fees to use the site. fa
Since Camosun doesn’t exactly own the facility (it’s a three-way partner-
ship), there’s no extra money for an equipment and uniform budget.
We move over to a wall of windows, overlooking the all-weather soc-
cer field outside. Camosun doesn’t have a footy team quite yet, but a
Chargers soccer team could be in the future now that there’s a facility
to use.
Wright points out that the field has been engineered, not grown, and
is the top level of a multi-layered platform. Therefore, it’s playable 350
days of the year, even in Victoria’s rainy climate. In other words, the play-
PISE is a partnership project split between for the Camosun Chargers, with courts ers are more likely to get rained out than the field. And it’s apparently
flat—very, very flat. Unnaturally flat. th
three groups, with Camosun College ob- finally up to competition standards.
Here, Wright mentions the LEED gold design. This is a certificate given
viously playing a large part. This is great for friends, family, and hard- out by an American building council to sites reaching a certain sustain- b
The college teamed up with PacificSport core fans of the college’s sports teams, but ability level in construction and management.
Victoria, a group representing local athletes it’s unlikely to get Lansdowne students out With gold being one of the higher levels of this certification, PISE is th
not only a leading-edge sports institute; it’s also one of the most sus- a
and their supporters, and Canadian Sport in droves. It’s a fair drive out to Saanich, and
tainable. And the energy savings weren’t the only steps. Much of the
Centre Pacific, an organization working an even longer bus ride. construction supplies are of a more environmentally friendly type, such p
across BC providing high-performance Camosun students also get a reduced fee as reused or recycled material. in
athletes with a support system. for use of the community section of the On the other side of the building a project for phase two of the de- d
velopment is marked out… a beach volleyball court. With its popularity
PISE also has three main demographics. gym, but since students already have free
at the Beijing Olympics and the fact that Canada probably has the most na
One is the high-performance athletes, access to the on-campus gyms, personal beaches of any country, it’s time we had a training facility for beach vol- w
such as Rugby Canada and some Olympic finance will probably win out over premium leyball, though this one will be on the side of a hill on Interurban Road
hopefuls. Then there are the students learn- fitness. instead of a beach. cl
ing about physical education and fitness. Camosunites get a discounted rate for Back inside, we move down to the tech room. Here is where the sci- ro
Finally, there’s the community, who will ence of sport really gets going, which is where the high-performance
passes, but a three-month pass for $73
have access to parts of the institute not athletes will be, and most college students will not (unless you’re a top ex
is still a good chunk of the budget for a level athlete or trainer). The nation’s rowers, though, and others, will ti
being used by the first two groups. student. Community members will have to gladly move in.
For those of us not in the Sport and Exer- fork out $77-$128 for their chance to use As one of the world’s strongest rowing teams, it’s been said the rowing U
cise Education programs, there will only be the top-quality equipment. facilities out at Elk Lake are appalling, so this should give the national in
moderate benefits, such as a proper home team a boost. With VO2 machines, which measure oxygen volumes and
ergs, specially built to train rowers, this is where the cutting edge equip- h
ment could make a difference to how Canada fares on an international
level. an
“This will provide new ways to train athletes with new programs,”
says Wright. fr
We continue down the hall into the LifeMark section of the building.
LifeMark is a national health service provider specializing in physio- al
therapy and sports medicine. They’ll be dealing with any damage the ti
athletes do to themselves while training or competing. There are also o
plans to have them work with Camosun and lend their expertise to our
students, which could lead some directly into jobs. en
“Any kind of injury you receive can be treated,” says Wright. We don’t st
intend on testing that theory.
As we’re led downstairs, our retinas take a hit for the team. The in
walls are flaming red. Eventually, we’re told, they’ll be toned down to b
Canadian red, the same as on our flag. Right now though, they’re still
too orange. sp
We make it down to the main workout area, which, according to our w
guides, is on par with two top-flight sports centers in the world; the U
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nstitute (of sport excellence) Story: Brendan Kergin


Photos: Courtney Broughton

ort South Africans have one, and the Aussies have the other. This is where
sy the different groups at PISE will mingle and where Matt Fisher, strength
ere and conditioning co-ordinator, shows us around.
ed The workout equipment is split into three different areas—one for
rst community, one for education, and one for the high-level athletes. The
community area is probably largest, with a lot of top-of-the-line equip-
og- ment.
“We’re trying to get the kids as well as the high-performance athletes,”
nt says Wright.
PISE is also working towards getting staff, students, and other PISE
15 regulars to think fitness and sustainability, with a reduced parking lot
and more bike racks. This seems like a good idea, though with possible
he spillover from the Interurban Campus and a few rainy months, good
is intentions could get some grumbles from drivers.
ra A smaller, glassed-off section is for classes with a white board and
other educational-type things. It’s fairly basic, looking more like a coach’s
ys room than a classroom, but it looks good for hands-on learning.
ew On the other side of the student tank is the high-performance area,
about the same size as the community area. This is where the top-of-the-
lly line equipment is, directed towards new theories in sports training. But
he most of the stuff is in boxes, under boxes, or still in packing wrap.
to A short walk ahead is the next frontier of sports training, in the re-
generation room. It sounds Trek-y, but the specially built showers and
baths help the high-performance athletes work out their kinks a little
te. faster and better. When you’re one of the elite, a little bit might mean
er-

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ta
ity
PISE is not only a leading-edge sports institute;
nd
50
it’s also one of the most sustainable.
ay-
tly
the difference between first or eighth place. The downsides of PISE
en It’s time to head upstairs to where most of the Camosun students will
in- be. As we head up, we pass the food provider for PISE. • Using land set aside for an agricultural land
reserve. These reserves were created with
Instead of a giant multi-national corporation providing the fodder,
the intention of growing food locally. While
is the athletes and other PISE people will get food from Geffen Catering,
the site wasn’t ideal for crops, it was the
us- a local business.
original plan for the land.
he Luckily for PISE, they get to escape the encompassing reach of cor-
ch porate tongs. The aim is to provide a more nutritional diet for everyone • The support staff at PISE is not CUPE, or
even unionized, despite it being at least
involved. The vending machines have even been stocked with healthy
partially owned by Camosun College.
de- drinks instead of sugar-infused sugar water.
This caused friction between CUPE 2081
ity Getting back to the brand-spanking new classrooms, four are desig- (Camosun support staff ) and the college.
ost nated for the Sport and Exercise Education programs, all stocked up
• Instead of passes to the gym included
ol- with crazy new chairs.
in the cost of tuition, students will have
ad That’s really the coolest part of the rooms. They’re just nice, big, open
to fork out to use the high-tech workout
classrooms with high-tech chairs. Other lectures will take place in these
centre. While some may find it worthwhile,
ci- rooms, but students were the ones in mind for this place. most will probably find the money better
ce Also on the top floor are the offices of the teachers and other PISE spent on rent.
op executives, like Dr. Peter Roher, director of the Sport and Exercise Educa-
• The location is great for Interurban stu-
will tion programs, whom we run into.
dents, but it’s very inconvenient for Lans-
“In addition to the innovative programs, we aren’t copying programs at downe students and not an ideal place
ng UBC or UVIC. They are unique,” explains Roher. “The students are learn- for Chargers games. Since it’s not in a
nal ing in a practical setting. It’s a bridging of education and industry.” student-dense area, walk-ins will prob-
nd At this, Wright and Roher move on to the business of the day and we ably be rare, leaving the shiny new gym
p- have a few minutes to chat with Player. sparsely populated until the Chargers gain
nal Player recently graduated from Camosun with a Diploma in Exercise momentum.
and Wellness, which led her to her job as program assistant at PISE. • The Chargers still have to pay fees to use
s,” “It’s a dream to work at a place like this,” Player tells us. “Especially their new home gym. Since a separate
from the get-go.” board runs the PISE, they’re charging the
ng. We finish our tour with a quick walk through the executive area where home teams rent.
o- all the offices are, but not much is going on compared to the construc- • The media’s introduction to the PISE was a
he tion and unpacking on the lower two floors. We take our leave and head three-minute video filled with stock photos
so outside. of athletes and maps of the site, while not
ur It looks like PISE is as classy as can be, with all the equipment and explaining or showing much of the actual
enthusiasm it needs to start a place of this caliber. Now it’ll be up to the facility.
n’t staff and athletes to meet the expectations placed on them. • It’s not done yet! The completion date had
As sports fans, we’re hopeful for good results coming out of the new been set for June 2008. WTF?
he institute. As students of Camosun, we’re a little unsure how this will
• Phase 2 hasn’t been fully planned out yet
to benefit us. and its start date still isn’t decided.
till Yes, it will put Camosun on the map for athletes, but prestige in the
• It feels as if Camosun President Liz Ashton
sports world doesn’t make a school. The students who do get to use it
pushed this one through, and with her
ur will appreciate it, but the rest of us might be looking at PISE as a Student
upcoming retirement it doesn’t dispel the
he Union Building or student residences lost.
rumours.
10 ARTS September 17, 2008

Poets reveal their feelings, bodies


alan piFFer what we were saying when we were
Staff Writer naked,” says Peters. “Someone
Most people would be terrified talked about having been a bully
enough at the thought of having as a child, and how they come to
to do anything in front of an audi- terms with that now; someone
ence—but doing it naked? No talked about being a racist. I talked
way! But that’s just what happens about my mother’s chronic illness
at Poetry in the Raw—reading and how I’m coming to terms with
poems in front of an audience, that.”
sans clothing, and apparently it’s For fellow participant and
not as much of a nightmare as one Camosun Creative Writing stu-
might think. dent Danielle Ayotte, nudity cre-
According to Missie Peters and ates a new dimension in creative
Danielle Ayotte, two performers expression.
in this year’s event, it’s actually a “I write because it’s very honest,”
pretty cool, liberating thing to do. explains Ayotte. “I think with other
For Peters, the idea originated writers, too, it’s hard to lie when
from watching a fellow poet read you’re doing poetry. It’s always
nude at a party. “I realized that, your own style, and naked, it’s like
speaking this poem, his whole body you’re totally out there; there’s no
was poetry,” says Peters. “And I hiding at all.”
wanted to do that; I wanted to have Peters found it refreshing that
that experience. It changes how the audience was able to get into the
you perform the poem, and you intended spirit of the event.
become more aware, as a performer, “I was amazed last year at the
of your body.” incredible thankfulness of the audi-
ence,” says Peters. “They under-
stood what was being done; they
totally got it. And they were open
“Naked, it’s like you’re to it.”
totally out there; Ayotte says the event allowed
people to see a sense of beauty not
there’s no hiding at shown in mainstream media.
all.” “It’s so rare that we get to see
real beauty and real people with
Danielle ayotte freckles and pale skin and dark skin
PartiCiPant
and stretch marks,” says Ayotte.
“If you can speak beautifully and
put your whole body into it; that’s
Originally, Peters only enter- perfect.”
tained the idea of doing the show At Poetry in the Raw, many
with a bunch of her friends in her audience members felt compelled
living room, but was persuaded to to remove their clothes as well.
take the idea further. “I think it’s because we created
“I thought it would be fun to get a respectful, safe environment: we
a bunch of folks together and each are all in this together, this is a safe
have the challenge of standing up space,” says Peters. “And when an
and performing naked,” says Peters. audience member decides they are
“And it was like, ‘Well, why don’t going to take off their top, they sud-
you just do it as a show?’ and I was denly have no shield for the words
like, ‘Yeah, okay!’” that are being said. And people
The main thrust behind organ- cried. The audience will be invited
izing the first event was to make it a again this year, in a respectful way,
fundraiser to send the local poetry if they would like to participate.”
slam team to a national competition. If anyone wanted to try step-
It turned out to be a success beyond ping outside of their comfort zone,
Photo: CoUrtney BroUGhton anyone’s expectations. they’d be hard pressed to do it more
“When I talked to people, people effectively than by performing at or
said, ‘Wow, that would be really attending Poetry in the Raw.
hard, but I’m down, I want to do “You can do anything after that,”
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it,’” says Peters. “So we put it on says Ayotte. “You’ll move moun-
the at Solstice [Cafe], and we sold out
before we opened our doors. We
tains, I think.”

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Square, and we had to turn people
onl i n e away.” Poetry in the Raw
According to Peters, the huge
7:0 pm, Sunday, Sept. 2
positive response from the first
Poetry in the Raw show was more Victoria Events Centre (141
Broad)
than just the fact that people were
nude. $1-$18
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ARTS 11

The Stolen Minks go crazy onstage


alan piFFer dumb and silly and appeal to any-
Staff Writer one,” says Johns. “With some of the
For Halifax band The Stolen songs, it’s totally like a kids’ song;
Minks, rock and roll has always you can easily sing along to it.”
been all about raw energy. Despite more light-hearted
“That’s definitely how we go songs with titles like “Batman
about it,” says bassist Tiina Johns. (You’re the Sex),” the Stolen Minks
“We’re really just into the energy of aren’t afraid to tackle more serious
it, having that sort of punk thing issues. The track “Viola Desmond”
where it’s loud and fast.” deals with a little-known instance of
Besides the Ramones, who have racism in Canadian history, where a
an obvious impact on the trio’s black woman in Nova Scotia went
sound, a quick glance on YouTube through a long court battle over
at their other influences, like Link being denied a seat in a theatre.
Wray and Bo Diddley, reveals that The song was written with the
a similar rawness can be found in intention of making her story more
music written half a century ago. well-known.
So even though they’ve grad-
ually morphed into a punk/indie-
rock band, it makes sense that they
were once a rockabilly band. “We have songs that
And since the Stolen Minks’ are really dumb and
style draws so much from original
rock and roll, they find their sound silly and appeal to
appeals to more than just younger anyone.”
audiences.
“As much as for some of it I feel tiina Johns
like we’re just a punk band which the Stolen minKS
has a very niche demographic, I
also think that because there is that
old sound, it does appeal to [older] “That’s what we were hoping—
people,” says Johns. “When we play that people would hear the song or
something that has that raw energy maybe see the name on the album,
or has that old influence, it kind of and find out about her,” explains
piques their interest and they really Johns. “There is a lot of this stuff in
get into it.” Canadian history, and specifically in spontaneous energy they put into enjoy watching when I go to shows;
Johns feels the songs appeal Nova Scotian history. It’s important their live shows. I can definitely appreciate a mel- The Stolen Minks
just as much to children, and she for people to see that, historically, “That’s kind of the best part low singer-songwriter show, but Monday, Sept. 0
explains how much her young these things were going on.” about it for us, being able to go up when someone’s up on stage going Logan’s Pub
nieces enjoy the music. But the highlight of being in a and give it everything that we’ve crazy, that’s what makes me feel
“We have songs that are really band for the Stolen Minks is the got,” says Johns. “That’s what I the happiest.”
12 ARTS September 17, 2008

Noise Addict By Donald Kennedy L ocal music mindfuck


by Chantelle Mussel and Liz McArthur

Van music scene kicks our ass


The decrepit, shuffle-walking curmudgeons in
this town must be influencing me because I really feel
like taking a cane and shattering the shit out of some
teenage kneecaps. While the young, dumb, cum-filled
kiddies of Vancouver are building a formidable freak
scene, their island counterparts juggle with tough
decisions like, “Should I do coke or Ketamine tonight?”
Considering Victoria’s history as a punk/hardcore
hotspot in the early ‘80s, and the amount of dipshit
deviants in this town, it’s disappointing our punk
scene is so small/nonexistent. Camas Bookstore has
done a great job of providing punks with a cheap, reli-
able meeting place and venue—but you can count the
number of regularly gigging local acts on one hand.

It’s hard not to be jealous of


Vancouver right now.
Oh Snap!
This week have a good old perv
Perhaps the lack of trashy, teenage noise can be at- on our phone conversation with
tributed to the fact that you can’t get your dick sucked Gord McGladdery from Oh
in this town unless you prance around pretending to Snap!, the band formerly known
give a shit about Vampire Weekend. Whatever the as Sanijav, which is vaginas
reason, it’s hard not to be jealous of Vancouver right spelled backwards, but with a J.
now. As Victoria’s would-be punks fed their festering The band is a year old this month
The Mutators and McGladdery talks about the
boredom with sex and drugs, their Vancouver peers
built a rock and roll scene reminiscent of the Masque featuring the gleefully sung line, “could be today, could band’s name change, pooping,
(you’ll remember the Masque as the infamous shit-show be tomorrow—sure to cause lots of pain and sorrow.” and upcoming gigs.
that spawned the Germs). Over the last two years, an The initial pressing of approximately 300 sold out in Chantelle: What are you up to?
outstanding outsider punk scene has flourished at The two months, and the second pressing ain’t doing too Gord: Um, washing my hands. Snap!?
Emergency Room, a studio, jam-spot, and concert shabby either. The latest releases from Nominal have C: Why are you washing your G: [Guitarist/vocalist] Mitch
venue in the downtown eastside. At least half a dozen been two singles from Maximum Rock ’n’ Roll faves hands? What did you do? [Vinet] came up with it. It was the
great acts have been conceived at the Emergency Room The Defektors, and a full-length from the Mutators. G: Pooped. only thing our band could really
(ER), and that has led to a small boom in the number Disco Fizz (www.myspace.com/discofizz) is a tiny C: Huh? collectively agree on. We’ve got a
of independent record labels in Vancouver. bedroom label run by Nic of Cosmetics/Ice Cream. G: Yes? lot of different personalities in the
Grotesque Modern (www.myspace.com/grotesque- So far, its only release is a split CD-R by his own C: I said, “Why are you washing band, and a couple would love this
modern) was the first label to start documenting the Italo-disco/minimalist, electro-worshipping group your hands, what did you do?” name, but others would hate it, but
ER scene. The label’s first release was a sort of ho-hum Cosmetics, and another act called Reflektionss (a You said, “Yeah.” we were all cool with Oh Snap!.
Nons/Live Girls split (two bands that have recorded at similarly-minded project from Jesse of Twin Crystals). G: Nope, I said, “Pooped.” C: Who would wind up in rehab
the ER, but only have a loose affiliation with the place). Disco Fizz is the perfect name for this label. Listening to C: Oh, pooped! Good stuff. How is first?
They picked up the pace with 45s from Modern Crea- this music is like drinking Creamsicle floats and having life, how are you? Have you guys G: Uhhhhh… I don’t know,
tures and label-creator Justin Gradin’s own band, the the little carbonated bubbles float around giving you been playing lots of shows? probably not anybody. Probably
Mutators. The Mutators are best described as a Tunnel disco daydreams. Another Cosmetics release should G: We have, actually. We’re [drummer] Sean [Russeau]. I’m
Canary reincarnation. Tunnel Canary were an early be coming in the summer, as well as something from playing Saturday, then we’re play- going to say Sean because he’ll be
Vancouver noise act that strived to create soundscapes Nic’s other group, Ice Cream. Ice Cream carry some ing the Saturday after that, and the the one that wants people to think
resembling the cathartic screaming of teenage girls. of the same day-dreamy grooves of Cosmetics, but Saturday after that. he’s going to end up in rehab.
Modern Creatures are a groovy little dark-wave band with more of a new-wave/art-punk edge. In addition C: What are we going to ask him C: What’s a question you want
that should have an LP dropping pretty soon. to having a CD-R release forthcoming on Disco Fizz, while he’s washing his hands? to answer?
Nominal Records (www.myspace.com/record- Ice Cream should show up on the second Emergency Liz: How does being in a band G: How about, “Do you have an
snominal) busted onto the scene in early ’08 with Room Compilation. Expect to see that as a Grotesque help you with the ladies? upcoming album?”
Vapid’s critically acclaimed “Do the Earthquake” Modern/Nominal joint release sometime next summer G: Well, we’ve all got girl- C: Do you have an upcoming
single—a near-perfect, disaffected little punk anthem (if we’re all lucky). friends, but it helps with that. A album?
lot. But we’re not just in it for the G: We do have an upcoming
ladies; we’re in it for the music. album! It’s recorded; it’s just hit-
You know? ting the printing presses probably
C: Why did you switch your within the month. It should be sell-
name? ing by the end of the month.
G: No one could remember C: That’s fuckin’ sweet. I’m so
Sanijav. As much as we thought excited.
it was original, there’s no point G: It’s called Flap Harder. We’re
being original if you have to tell playing the Red Jacket for the next
everyone what your name is 1,000 three weekends. Free cover until
frigging times. 11 pm.
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guy alaiMo Hillier and Blaine Balron from the top spot in the division.
Staff Writer Local Mainland. If Coach Parkinson’s 8-3 record
Their record was below .500 Former Chargers player Gran- with the Chargers is not enough to
last season, but that’s no reason to den Harrison will be back after play- convince people they are serious
write off this year’s Chargers men’s ing the last two seasons at College of contenders, hopefully his experi-
volleyball team. New Caledonia in Prince George. ence this summer at the Beijing
After starting last season 0-7, Team captain Dan Goodburn Olympics will at least impress
the Chargers rebounded, going 8-3 will be back for a fifth season, and them.
during the final stretch under the will bring some much-needed ex- Parkinson worked as a volley-
guidance of Head Coach Charles perience and stability to a Chargers ball analyst/commentator for CBC
Parkinson. team with huge aspirations. Sports during the Olympics, some-
“When I took over at Christmas “I’m not interested in winning thing he has done since 1990.
last year, we had smaller numbers,” the league, or the province,” says “It’s always a treat to watch Dan Goodburn is returning for his fifth year on the men’s volleyball team.
explains Parkinson, regarding the Parkinson. “Our goal is to win the the best teams play,” says Parkin-
lack of players on last year’s roster. National Championship. Our target son about his time at the Olym-
“I’m pretty excited about this year’s
team. It’s the first time we’ve had a
is to be the best.”
Also returning to this year’s
pics. “The added bonus for me is
I get to interview the coaches and
Coach reflects on Beijing
Chargers head coach Charles Parkinson’s of Beijing. I really got a feeling the city was
group this big. My philosophy is you team are Chris Abra and Aleks athletes.” experiences this summer as an Olympics alive and energetic.”
need 12 guys on a team because it Saddlemyer. Being able to pick the brains of commentator/analyst made a serious im-
And Parkinson couldn’t believe his eyes
makes things more competitive.” “In total, we’re going to have the world’s best volleyball minds pact on his life and outlook on coaching.
when faced with the enormity of the
Parkinson took over coaching about five or six returning players, may come in handy this season for Captain of the Canadian National Vol- Beijing Games.
duties last year from Linda Hen- along with eight new guys,” says the Chargers. leyball team during a brief period in the
“The scale of the Olympics was phenom-
derson, who left the team to take Parkinson. “We have a nice blend Now back home, Parkinson is 1980s, Parkinson knew he had a knack
enal,” says Parkinson. They had 500,000
a job in Alberta after coaching the between veterans and rookies.” currently focused on building his for analyzing volleyball, even before
volunteers. The size of the venues was
he started working for CBC at the 1990
Chargers for almost 15 years. Despite all the roster activity, Chargers roster for the upcoming Olympics.
amazing. Olympic Green was just massive.
This summer, Parkinson was Parkinson says team positions are season. This was China’s coming out party.”
One of the things that made this Olympics
busy recruiting players from all still up in the air. His experiences in Beijing this Parkinson’s experience took a dramatic
so special for Parkinson was the sheer size
over Canada, including Marty Adey “I don’t have a starting line-up summer will ultimately have an ef- of Beijing.
turn when Team USA’s men’s volleyball
and Derek Twomey of Winnipeg, team head coach, Hugh McCutcheon,
right now,” says Parkinson. “Every fect on his coaching style, and may
“Everything there was just massive,” says suffered a family tragedy.
and middle blocker Dennis Boyd guy has a chance to contribute.” offer his players some insight into Parkinson. “The number of cars, the num-
from the Yukon. To succeed this year, the Char- the sport that many other coaches “[McCutcheon’s] father-in-law was mur-
ber of people, the number of apartments;
dered by a fellow who committed suicide,”
Local newcomers Spencer Sal- gers will have to compete with simply cannot offer. it’s a city of almost 18 million people. It was
explains Parkinson. “[McCutcheon] left
mond from Reynolds High and teams such as UBC Okanagan, The men’s volleyball team opens unbelievable.”
the team for three matches while he was
Carston Penner from Oak Bay Fraser Valley, and Malaspina in its season at the Pacific Institute for Parkinson says the people of Beijing came dealing with the tragedy, but the team kept
High will also be joining this year’s Nanaimo. All three teams will be Sport Excellence against Capilano alive, unlike any other Olympic city. playing while he was gone. He came back,
squad, along with setters Sam fighting alongside Camosun for College on Oct. 24. rejoined the team, and they won gold. It
“Just standing in the city at night, you got
was a very moving experience.”
a sense of the energy through the people

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much imaginary money. hope he bodychecks a few more
This season should be differ- guys into the opposing team’s
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puck in the net, but I’ve always been brand of hockey, I’d be swimming in
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The External Voice: Ask Anything


Worth the Trip? News from the CCSS By Breanna Carey

The battle of on and off-campus eats


By Donald Kennedy and guy alaimo Knowing the federal Q: I recently got out of a long-term
relationship that capped off
three years of back-to-back
Whatever the fuck
Aramark is calling our
new cafeteria
election candidates long terms. Now I’m happily enjoying
the single life—the independence, the
extra time for friends... Now, this guy
is interested. He’s super built and a
Lansdowne Campus Christopher gillespie Gordon, CEO of an Internet com- good guy, but he’s 16 years older than
eXternal affairS eXeCUtiVe pany, will also challenge Martin.
Bacon Cheeseburger The next nine months are going A review of major party prom-
me. I’ve committed to the date, but he
keeps texting me daily. I don’t want him
Price: $3.79 plus tax (add $1.59 for to be abuzz with election anticipa- ises is needed to make an informed to get his hopes up. What do I do?
cheese and bacon respectively) tion as excited, wannabe politicians decision on election day. Post-sec-
Presentation and service:
Donald: Is this seriously the brave new era of dining at Camosun? The grill cook is
the same dull fellow he was last year, and the till jockey is just as morose. As I paid
for my meal I stared into some of the most depressed, defeated looking eyes I‘d
gear up for public support. The
first event is the federal election,
called by Prime Minister Stephen
Harper on Sunday. This means
ondary education is only listed
on the NDP’s platform. But, over
the past two-and-a-half years, the
Conservative government has re-
A: I understand how awkward
this situation can be for you.
The timing of this date is un-
fortunate because he may have lots
ever seen. Your flashy LCD screens and jovial typefaces don’t fool me Aramark—this that all Canadians will be heading moved the Millennium Scholarship to offer. You should be flattered an
is little more than Chartwells part deux. older man is interested in dating you;
to the polls on Oct. 14. A number Foundation and replaced it with
Guy: Why did Camosun think Aramark was a better fit than Chartwells? It’s just the of parties will be running in your Canada’s first National Grants he’s putting himself out there knowing
same old shit, well, less old shit. You can no longer order a BLT on demand. This
riding this election. program. there’s a good chance he could be shut
place is more like a concentration camp than a college cafeteria. down. Older people typically possess
The NDP’s platform states they
greater intellect, wisdom, and, at the
Taste: would pump more money into this
risk of sounding shallow, wealth than
D: How naïve I was to think a company responsible for feeding Olympic athletes infant program. They also created the average 20-something. But if you
would instruct its staff to cook fresh bacon. How intensely idiotic to assume $1.59 A review of major income tax deductibles for bus feel like you’ve just escaped and are
would buy me bacon that doesn’t resemble a fucking fossilized scab. You think an
eight-year contract means you can get away with this bullshit? party promises is passes and textbooks, lowering ready to be totally devoid of relation-
income thresholds and pushing ships, don’t mess with his feelings. You
G: Aramark, why do you store the bacon in a little pile on the grill? It’s bad enough needed to make an tax-free day to an earlier date of probably realize you have many more
you cook food on that burnt piece of metal. The taste of this shit was more offen-
sive than goalie Kevin Weekes being pelted with bananas at a Montreal Canadiens informed decision on the year. options than he does for dates. But,
game. The Conservative Party and by the sounds of it, he’s a pretty sweet
election day. NDP appear to be the only parties package—if you’re into hot bods and
Floyd’s Diner 2 working towards lowering the attention-givers. You must acknow-
2915 Douglas costs of education for students. ledge he’s looking for a potentially ser-
In the Victoria riding, the Con- Meanwhile, the Green Party and ious relationship. He’s looking to settle
First Kiss Burger servative Party candidate, Jack Liberal Party appear to be working down and isn’t into playing games,
Price: $9.95 plus tax McClintock, a former conserva- together towards a national carbon which might work out well for the both
tion and police officer, and Liberal tax plan. of you. So give it a shot, because you
Party candidate, Anne Park Shan- have nothing to lose. Be straight up
So what is important to you?
with him and tell him your situation.
non, a veteran public servant, will Elections Canada will have non-
He will appreciate your honesty and, at
Presentation and service: challenge New Democratic Party partisan information and employ- worst, you’ll end up with a new friend.
G: Floyd’s Diner was the hippest place to eat breakfast in 2005. Still, Floyd’s ex- incumbent Denise Savoie, an adult ment options available. See www.
panded their 1950s-style eatery to include a second location conveniently located Good luck with whatever you choose
educator. The Canadian Action elections.ca for more details. to do, but remember to keep your best
near prostitutes. After throwing pennies at hookers, I made a few turns, entered
Floyd’s, and was greeted by an extremely friendly waitress. Just a really nice gal, Party will be running Jeremy Ar- And don’t forget, your vote can interests at heart.
this waitress fucked up on purpose, just to apologize! I wouldn’t be surprised if ney, a salesperson, truck driver, make a difference. Send your questions to
she apologized to the prostitutes for me, too. and heavy equipment operator.
nexus@nexusnewspaper.com
D: They said the smiles were complimentary, but I paid for mine anyway. Smiles Victoria’s Green Party candidate
weren’t the only off-menu item we enjoyed at Floyd’s; chummy conversation was is Adam Saab, a former provincial
flowing like free refills at Boston Pizza. Will you ever understand the regret, timidity, political staffer.

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and desire in our waitress’ voice when, arriving late with libations, she self-dep- The Saanich–Gulf Islands rid-
recatingly said, “I’m sorry, you must think I’m so stupid and useless.” Don’t be so
hard on yourself, baby. Sometimes life gets hard, sometimes you wish someone
ing, held since 1997 by Conserva-
would earn your smiles once in a while. tive Gary Lunn, a lawyer, will be
challenged by Liberal candidate
Taste: Briony Penn, a businessperson and
G: Floyd’s served up a glorious First Kiss Burger. I’m not sure what a first kiss is like, professor. NDP candidate Julian
but the burger reminded me of the first time I saw Electric Circus on TV; so many
things going on at once you don’t know what to think, but eventually you fall in love
West, a teacher, and Green Party
with the girl with the huge mouth who interviews all the dancers. A good tasting candidate Andrew Lewis, a land-
whole-wheat bun is a rare accomplishment, but Floyd’s manages to pull it off. scaper, will also challenge Lunn
D: I remember my first kiss. It was about three years too late, and I had some catch- for this seat.
ing up to do. Maybe that’s why I also let her give me an awkward handjob. Why do The Esquimalt–Juan de Fuca
we always seek as much pleasure as possible in life? Why does Floyd’s think it’s a riding, held since 1993 by Liberal
good idea to put chipotle mayo and barbecue sauce on the same burger. I can tell Keith Martin, a physician/general
you one thing—barbecue sauce may be a burger no-no, but at least Floyd’s doesn’t
use bacon that’s old enough to get a congratulatory letter from the queen.
practitioner, will again be chal-
lenged by Conservative candidate
And the winner is… Troy DeSouza, a local lawyer. NDP
Electric Circus and teenage hand-jobs—a.k.a. Floyd’s.
candidate Jennifer Burgis, an exec-
Verdict: utive assistant and public servant,
If Aramark and Floyd’s had a chicky run, Aramark would turn the wheel before
even punching the gas.
and Green Party candidate, Brian

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