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on military recruiters
A new school At Camosun, the military can the military is a corporation and mandates against recruitment.
season has sprung, set up a table on campus, as long should be allowed the same rights After a series of disruptions, re-
which means getting as they fill out the necessary forms as any other. cruiters cancelled their planned tour
Next publication date: Oct. 1, 2008
up early, staying up late… and sign- like other vendors. If the event is of Quebec colleges in early 2008.
Deadline: noon Sept. 24, 2008 ing up for the military? suitable, the table isn’t disrupting Operation Objection now works
Many schools across the country students, and there’s security on to oppose both recruitment and
Address: 3100 Foul Bay Rd., Victoria, BC,
have career fairs every year and duty, military recruiters are free to On one hand you have military research on campuses.
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some form of the military usually distribute information. images of the evil It’s impressive an organization
Location: Lansdowne Richmond House 201 has a table along with the other On one hand you have images of such as this has formed, but banning
Phone: 250-370-3591 vendors. the evil military corporation stealing military corporation any organization from campus, if
Email: nexus@nexusnewspaper.com Some may recall a protest at young adults and throwing them stealing young adults they are operating in accordance
the University of Victoria last year into war. On the other you have with Canadian law, and with uni-
Website: www.nexusnewspaper.com
that led to the UVic student society freedom of speech.
and throwing them versity policy, is an infringement on
Publisher: Nexus Publishing Society banning active Canadian Forces And it’s true military recruiters into war. On the other the rights of students to make their
recruiting at events in their building. may tell you more about incentives own decisions about their futures.
NEXUS PUBLISHING SOCIETY Recently, the ban was lifted. of joining than the psychological
you have freedom of Not to mention that little thing we
STUDENT BOARD MEMBERS
Many students didn’t want effects of combat. Full benefits, speech. call freedom of speech.
Kristian Dart
recruiters in their student union paid tuition, and a higher wage are We trust Camosun students
building bothering them, while just some of the incentives, but they are smart enough to resist a sales
Kyla Ferns
others felt the military had every never go into the downfalls of being Operation Objection was pitch from a military recruiter. And
Kelly Marion
right to be there. involved with the military. launched last year against military for those who are interested, the
Liz McArthur
So the question still remains, Military commercials can be recruitment in schools. At the mo- information is still available.
MANAGING EDITOR should military recruitment be al- misleading, but what commercials ment, 25 student unions and organ- So think thrice before you
Jason Schreurs lowed on school premises? aren’t? When it comes down to it, izations in Quebec have adopted protest.
L AYO U T E D I T O R
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E D I T O R I A L A S S I S TA N T
Kait Cavers Welcome to the (parking) jungle, baby!
S TA F F W R I T E R S Breanna Carey is two-hour parking, unpaid. But who may not live on a frequent bus for parking already, loosen up on
Guy Alaimo ContriBUtinG Writer this means that on a day off drivers route, parking attendants should the parking tickets, or at least lower
Brendan Kergin It’s free to park your bike or have to move their car every couple be obliterated. the price.
Liz McArthur scooter downtown, so why is it that of hours to avoid getting a ticket. Enraged after getting her fourth The city of Victoria promised
S TA F F P H O T O G R A P H E R cars get slammed with unreason- ticket of the day, my sister sug- that new meters would provide us
Courtney Broughton able parking tickets? gested to an attendant, “Get a real with a five-minute leeway after they
Big, bad parking attendants do Why are parking job.” The attendant took a picture expire. They are still nowhere to be
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their best to make the pleasant ex- of her car and is probably keeping found. Tickets used to be $15 and
Jason Schreurs LOCAL
perience of coming downtown just attendants traipsing her on file. are now $20, and jump to double if
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the opposite. Whether you’re like around our streets I’ve had the urge to give them not paid within two weeks.
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me and try to cheat the system by the one-finger salute, or maybe take People are slowly going to stop
416-966-8811
attempting to keep a watchful eye looking to shit on notice of the oversized guy on the going downtown if shopping costs
DISTRIBUTION on that expired meter, because you someone’s day? dinky scooter and open my door. It them 40 bucks and they come out
Courtney Broughton really will just be a minute, or you might be different if the fellows on empty-handed. And, besides, if
Ashley Moore do in fact plug those silver knobs, those dinky scooters were a little too many ticket-ers are roaming
CONTRIBUTORS: the meter-maids are bound to get Why are parking attendants kinder, or only gave tickets to repeat Victoria’s streets, it wouldn’t take
Guy Alaimo you at least once. traipsing around our streets look- offenders. Do they have to meet a much to bring them down.
Adrian Binakaj My sister lives downtown in ing to shit on someone’s day? In certain quota of pissed-off people “Whoops, huh, I don’t recall
Courtney Broughton a nice place, just outside the core. order to make it fair for people who in a day? there being a speed bump there
Breanna Carey The only parking near her building choose to drive, especially those If they’re going to make us pay before...”
Kait Cavers
Tessa Cogman
Christopher Gillespie help build Bookstore product mocks mental illness
Jared Gowen
Alexander Jones
our team sheila porteous compulsive figure highlights some
Brendan Kergin ContriBUtinG Writer of the dysfunction of this particular
Donald Kennedy Camosun College proudly disorder with statements like, “As
Liz McArthur
states in its vision statement that soon as he finishes counting those
Alan Piffer
its “strengths are many and varied ceiling tiles, he can get started on
with regards to serving diverse alphabetizing the canned foods,”
Sheila Porteous
communities.” but the male nurse’s packaging
Jason Schreurs
As a person with a disability who boasts, “These men are blazing the
The views and opinions expressed herein are those has fought mental illness, imagine trail as role models and mentors for
of the authors, not of the Nexus Publishing Society. my chagrin as I happened upon generations to come.”
One copy of Nexus is available per issue, per person.
the Obsessive-Compulsive Action I can only imagine how they are
Nexus is printed on a mixture of 100 and 40
nexus needs Figure prominently displayed in the promoting a plastic Jesus.
percent recycled paper. Please recycle your
copy. Thanks! student college bookstore. Inaccurate and dehumanizing
volunteers I have taken many courses at comments and attitudes create a
Camosun that teach students the figures on display, such as Jesus, negative perception of mental ill-
Editorial meetings skills to diffuse stereotypes while Freud, and Male Nurse. She also ness. These misconceptions result
Come out to our weekly Nexus editorial Nexus is looking for a few
good students to join our
educating themselves and others. stressed it would be impossible in reluctance to seek mental health
meetings, where all Camosun students Compassion for people with dif- to have stock that didn’t offend
team. If you would like to care and contribute to discrimina-
can get involved in their student news- write, take photos, or just ferences and disabilities, including someone. tory practices.
paper. Meetings take place every Tuesday want to help out with the individuals living with a mental Her statements sounded akin Selling an action figure that
at 11:30 am in the Nexus office, Richmond newspaper, get in touch
with us asap! illness, is repeatedly emphasized to the action-figure manufacturer’s perpetuates stereotypes of a per-
House 201, Lansdowne. Call 370-3591 or
in Camosun’s Health and Human rationale—“In a diverse and free son with a disability in a college
e-mail nexus@nexusnewspaper.com for
more information.
Services Programs. society, it is only to be expected bookstore is reprehensible. This
I spoke with three separate that some people may fail to see item, at best, belongs in a joke shop
employees at the college bookstore the humour and positive side to with other tasteless and offensive
Send a letter 250.370.3591 before a staff member begrudgingly our product.” items—at least I can choose not to
Nexus prints letters that are 250 words nexus@nexusnewspaper.com
summoned a supervisor for me. Mann mentioned the male nurse shop there.
or less in response to previous stories. Gillian Mann, the bookstore’s action figure may be offensive to Selling these derogatory prod-
www.nexusnewspaper.com
Nexus reserves the right to refuse publi- manager, addressed my concerns some people as well. I took the time ucts on campus may indicate
Richmond House 201,
cation of letters. Letters must include full in the middle of the busy store. She to compare the two products. Camosun has failed to embrace the
Lansdowne argued that there were other action The packaging on the obsessive-
name and student number (not printed). concept of “global citizenship.”
nexus@nexusnewspaper.com NEWS
Ashton announces retirement The 100-grand club
Camosun College recently released its
annual statement of employee wages
NEWS BRIEFS
by Kait Cavers
for their fiscal year, ending March 31,
Liz McArthur “We’re hopeful that it will mean Spare some change?
2008. As has become tradition around
Staff Writer a change in policy and direction for here, we thought we’d list the em- Camosun has been busy
Liz Ashton, Camosun College’s the college. Liz has spent a lot of ployees that belong to the esteemed welcoming new members to
president for the past 14 years, is time on developing PISE and it’s 100-grand club. So here are the college the College Board of Governors.
stepping down next year. Her cur- taken away from the other parts of employees who make the most green. The new changes include the
rent contract is up on Sept. 30, 2009 her job,” says Oetting. “She has Liz Ashton, President, $185,979 plus addition of Robin Adair to the
and she will not be seeking another done some good for the college, but $11,873 in expenses. role of chair and Lynda Farmer
term as president. I think it’s time for a change. We’re Paul McGeachie, Vice-President, Busi- to the position of vice-chair.
looking for somebody who will take ness Development, $146,191 plus Other new members of the
a stronger role in labour relations. $6,526 in expenses. board include Scott Marshall,
More of a people person is what we Baldev Pooni, Vice-President of Educa- who was appointed through a
“Liz Ashton has made a are looking for.” tion and Student Services, $135,630 recent Provincial Government
plus $7,038 in expenses. Order in Council, and new
tremendous impact Meanwhile, the Camosun Col-
Camosun student representative
lege Student Society wishes Ashton Peter Lockie, Chief Financial Officer/
upon Camosun well on her future endeavours. “Liz Bursar (now Vice-President Admin- Christopher Gillespie, who joins
instration/Chief Financial Officer), current student representa-
College.” Ashton has made a tremendous
$126,463 plus $1,935 in expenses. tive Matthew de Groot. Leaving
impact upon Camosun College. The us this year is former Chair Kim
Christopher Denis Powers, Executive Director, Hu-
student society has worked with Liz Hesketh and David Johns who
man Resources Division, $126,319 plus
Gillespie on a wide range of student issues completed a six-year term on
$8,744 in expenses.
CCSS over the years,” says Christopher
Richard Olesen, Dean of Business, the board.
Gillespie, CCSS external affairs $109,663 plus $3,842 in expenses.
executive. Flex your film skillz—
John Borass, Dean of Access and First
“It is with mixed emotions that Ashton caught fire from doesn’t know much about Ashton, Nations Education, $109,603 plus win 10 grand!
I have decided to retire next year,” Camosun students and staff last and can’t judge her, but doesn’t $35,859 in expenses. The Fraser Institute is hosting
says Ashton. She adds her years spring for comments she made at think she should be lauded for her Heather Lewis, Dean of Arts and Sci- a Student Video Contest where
at the college have been exciting, a staff Connections Day. “Initially, work with PISE. ences, $109,603 plus $3,786 in ex- students are eligible to win
challenging, and rewarding. they’re not the best and not the “I think that’s crap. It doesn’t penses. $10,000 in cold, hard cash. The
Ashton was instrumental in the brightest in terms of their academic feel like our gym, it’s just another Barbara Herringer, Dean of Health and topic? “Incentives Matter—Fixing
construction of the Pacific Institute standings,” said Ashton about facility we can use if we pay the right Human Services, $107,448 plus $8,950 Health Care in Canada.” Students
for Sport Excellence (PISE). Robin Camosun students. Local media amount of money,” says Sim. in expenses. must submit a short concept
Adair, chair of the Camosun College outlets picked up on a Nexus story When next September rolls Dawn Sutherland, Director, Camosun paper by Sept. 30 and then
Board of Governors, says her boots about the comments, and Ashton around, Ashton says she will miss College International, $102,394 plus post their videos on YouTube by
will be hard to fill. later appeared on Chek TV to de- $69,653 in expenses. Oct. 31. All students are eligible
the dedicated individuals she got
Not everyone will mourn her to enter! For more info, visit
fend herself. to know and work with. “Most of Susan Haddon, Director, College and
www.fraserinstitute.org/stu-
loss, however, including Jerry Oet- La Sim, a university transfer all, I will miss the students; their Community Relations and Executive
Director, Camosun College Foundation, dentsandlearning/forstudents/
ting, president of CUPE Local student who finished his account- enthusiasm, their zest for life, and Video_Contest.htm
$100,121 plus $1,424 in expenses.
2081. ing diploma at the college, says he desire to learn and succeed.”
Speaking of film…
Those looking for something
Katelyn Musto Christina Atherton Kurt Jackson Nina Boncajes Corey Burger Rob Shanks Jake Wale
“It’s expensive, and “I’ve noticed a change “The food wasn’t bad, “It’s getting better than “It would be nice if they “The food is tasty; there “I think those new
there’s not a lot of over last year; there but the baguette I had last year, but the pizza still brought back the wraps.” was lots to choose from.” television screens are
vegetarian options.” seems to be more didn’t have cooked tastes the same!” awesome.”
variety.” mushrooms.”
4 NEWS September 17, 2008
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The policy also supports tions. Until that happens, most
“zero emissions standards for all of the SUB will remain closed.
new buildings built on Canadian For more info on the strike, call
campuses.” 250-721-8370.
Distance learning course delivery reduces our environmental impact as it minimizes energy expenditure and produces fewer carbon dioxide emissions.
- Roy, R., Potter, Yarrow, K., and Smith, M. (March 2005). Towards Sustainable Higher Education: Environmental impacts of campus-based and distance higher education systems. Design Innovation Group, Factor 10 Visions project: Higher Education Sector.
8 September
September 17,
17, 2008
2008 FEATU
Our day in the inst
Upon arriving at the Pacific Institute for Sport
Excellence (PISE, for the regulars), it’s easy
to see the architects of the building were
gunning for a modern feel. Also quickly apparent is, well, it’s not finished
S
th
an
ort South Africans have one, and the Aussies have the other. This is where
sy the different groups at PISE will mingle and where Matt Fisher, strength
ere and conditioning co-ordinator, shows us around.
ed The workout equipment is split into three different areas—one for
rst community, one for education, and one for the high-level athletes. The
community area is probably largest, with a lot of top-of-the-line equip-
og- ment.
“We’re trying to get the kids as well as the high-performance athletes,”
nt says Wright.
PISE is also working towards getting staff, students, and other PISE
15 regulars to think fitness and sustainability, with a reduced parking lot
and more bike racks. This seems like a good idea, though with possible
he spillover from the Interurban Campus and a few rainy months, good
is intentions could get some grumbles from drivers.
ra A smaller, glassed-off section is for classes with a white board and
other educational-type things. It’s fairly basic, looking more like a coach’s
ys room than a classroom, but it looks good for hands-on learning.
ew On the other side of the student tank is the high-performance area,
about the same size as the community area. This is where the top-of-the-
lly line equipment is, directed towards new theories in sports training. But
he most of the stuff is in boxes, under boxes, or still in packing wrap.
to A short walk ahead is the next frontier of sports training, in the re-
generation room. It sounds Trek-y, but the specially built showers and
baths help the high-performance athletes work out their kinks a little
te. faster and better. When you’re one of the elite, a little bit might mean
er-
oc-
ta
ity
PISE is not only a leading-edge sports institute;
nd
50
it’s also one of the most sustainable.
ay-
tly
the difference between first or eighth place. The downsides of PISE
en It’s time to head upstairs to where most of the Camosun students will
in- be. As we head up, we pass the food provider for PISE. • Using land set aside for an agricultural land
reserve. These reserves were created with
Instead of a giant multi-national corporation providing the fodder,
the intention of growing food locally. While
is the athletes and other PISE people will get food from Geffen Catering,
the site wasn’t ideal for crops, it was the
us- a local business.
original plan for the land.
he Luckily for PISE, they get to escape the encompassing reach of cor-
ch porate tongs. The aim is to provide a more nutritional diet for everyone • The support staff at PISE is not CUPE, or
even unionized, despite it being at least
involved. The vending machines have even been stocked with healthy
partially owned by Camosun College.
de- drinks instead of sugar-infused sugar water.
This caused friction between CUPE 2081
ity Getting back to the brand-spanking new classrooms, four are desig- (Camosun support staff ) and the college.
ost nated for the Sport and Exercise Education programs, all stocked up
• Instead of passes to the gym included
ol- with crazy new chairs.
in the cost of tuition, students will have
ad That’s really the coolest part of the rooms. They’re just nice, big, open
to fork out to use the high-tech workout
classrooms with high-tech chairs. Other lectures will take place in these
centre. While some may find it worthwhile,
ci- rooms, but students were the ones in mind for this place. most will probably find the money better
ce Also on the top floor are the offices of the teachers and other PISE spent on rent.
op executives, like Dr. Peter Roher, director of the Sport and Exercise Educa-
• The location is great for Interurban stu-
will tion programs, whom we run into.
dents, but it’s very inconvenient for Lans-
“In addition to the innovative programs, we aren’t copying programs at downe students and not an ideal place
ng UBC or UVIC. They are unique,” explains Roher. “The students are learn- for Chargers games. Since it’s not in a
nal ing in a practical setting. It’s a bridging of education and industry.” student-dense area, walk-ins will prob-
nd At this, Wright and Roher move on to the business of the day and we ably be rare, leaving the shiny new gym
p- have a few minutes to chat with Player. sparsely populated until the Chargers gain
nal Player recently graduated from Camosun with a Diploma in Exercise momentum.
and Wellness, which led her to her job as program assistant at PISE. • The Chargers still have to pay fees to use
s,” “It’s a dream to work at a place like this,” Player tells us. “Especially their new home gym. Since a separate
from the get-go.” board runs the PISE, they’re charging the
ng. We finish our tour with a quick walk through the executive area where home teams rent.
o- all the offices are, but not much is going on compared to the construc- • The media’s introduction to the PISE was a
he tion and unpacking on the lower two floors. We take our leave and head three-minute video filled with stock photos
so outside. of athletes and maps of the site, while not
ur It looks like PISE is as classy as can be, with all the equipment and explaining or showing much of the actual
enthusiasm it needs to start a place of this caliber. Now it’ll be up to the facility.
n’t staff and athletes to meet the expectations placed on them. • It’s not done yet! The completion date had
As sports fans, we’re hopeful for good results coming out of the new been set for June 2008. WTF?
he institute. As students of Camosun, we’re a little unsure how this will
• Phase 2 hasn’t been fully planned out yet
to benefit us. and its start date still isn’t decided.
till Yes, it will put Camosun on the map for athletes, but prestige in the
• It feels as if Camosun President Liz Ashton
sports world doesn’t make a school. The students who do get to use it
pushed this one through, and with her
ur will appreciate it, but the rest of us might be looking at PISE as a Student
upcoming retirement it doesn’t dispel the
he Union Building or student residences lost.
rumours.
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Men’s volleyball team aims for championship
guy alaiMo Hillier and Blaine Balron from the top spot in the division.
Staff Writer Local Mainland. If Coach Parkinson’s 8-3 record
Their record was below .500 Former Chargers player Gran- with the Chargers is not enough to
last season, but that’s no reason to den Harrison will be back after play- convince people they are serious
write off this year’s Chargers men’s ing the last two seasons at College of contenders, hopefully his experi-
volleyball team. New Caledonia in Prince George. ence this summer at the Beijing
After starting last season 0-7, Team captain Dan Goodburn Olympics will at least impress
the Chargers rebounded, going 8-3 will be back for a fifth season, and them.
during the final stretch under the will bring some much-needed ex- Parkinson worked as a volley-
guidance of Head Coach Charles perience and stability to a Chargers ball analyst/commentator for CBC
Parkinson. team with huge aspirations. Sports during the Olympics, some-
“When I took over at Christmas “I’m not interested in winning thing he has done since 1990.
last year, we had smaller numbers,” the league, or the province,” says “It’s always a treat to watch Dan Goodburn is returning for his fifth year on the men’s volleyball team.
explains Parkinson, regarding the Parkinson. “Our goal is to win the the best teams play,” says Parkin-
lack of players on last year’s roster. National Championship. Our target son about his time at the Olym-
“I’m pretty excited about this year’s
team. It’s the first time we’ve had a
is to be the best.”
Also returning to this year’s
pics. “The added bonus for me is
I get to interview the coaches and
Coach reflects on Beijing
Chargers head coach Charles Parkinson’s of Beijing. I really got a feeling the city was
group this big. My philosophy is you team are Chris Abra and Aleks athletes.” experiences this summer as an Olympics alive and energetic.”
need 12 guys on a team because it Saddlemyer. Being able to pick the brains of commentator/analyst made a serious im-
And Parkinson couldn’t believe his eyes
makes things more competitive.” “In total, we’re going to have the world’s best volleyball minds pact on his life and outlook on coaching.
when faced with the enormity of the
Parkinson took over coaching about five or six returning players, may come in handy this season for Captain of the Canadian National Vol- Beijing Games.
duties last year from Linda Hen- along with eight new guys,” says the Chargers. leyball team during a brief period in the
“The scale of the Olympics was phenom-
derson, who left the team to take Parkinson. “We have a nice blend Now back home, Parkinson is 1980s, Parkinson knew he had a knack
enal,” says Parkinson. They had 500,000
a job in Alberta after coaching the between veterans and rookies.” currently focused on building his for analyzing volleyball, even before
volunteers. The size of the venues was
he started working for CBC at the 1990
Chargers for almost 15 years. Despite all the roster activity, Chargers roster for the upcoming Olympics.
amazing. Olympic Green was just massive.
This summer, Parkinson was Parkinson says team positions are season. This was China’s coming out party.”
One of the things that made this Olympics
busy recruiting players from all still up in the air. His experiences in Beijing this Parkinson’s experience took a dramatic
so special for Parkinson was the sheer size
over Canada, including Marty Adey “I don’t have a starting line-up summer will ultimately have an ef- of Beijing.
turn when Team USA’s men’s volleyball
and Derek Twomey of Winnipeg, team head coach, Hugh McCutcheon,
right now,” says Parkinson. “Every fect on his coaching style, and may
“Everything there was just massive,” says suffered a family tragedy.
and middle blocker Dennis Boyd guy has a chance to contribute.” offer his players some insight into Parkinson. “The number of cars, the num-
from the Yukon. To succeed this year, the Char- the sport that many other coaches “[McCutcheon’s] father-in-law was mur-
ber of people, the number of apartments;
dered by a fellow who committed suicide,”
Local newcomers Spencer Sal- gers will have to compete with simply cannot offer. it’s a city of almost 18 million people. It was
explains Parkinson. “[McCutcheon] left
mond from Reynolds High and teams such as UBC Okanagan, The men’s volleyball team opens unbelievable.”
the team for three matches while he was
Carston Penner from Oak Bay Fraser Valley, and Malaspina in its season at the Pacific Institute for Parkinson says the people of Beijing came dealing with the tragedy, but the team kept
High will also be joining this year’s Nanaimo. All three teams will be Sport Excellence against Capilano alive, unlike any other Olympic city. playing while he was gone. He came back,
squad, along with setters Sam fighting alongside Camosun for College on Oct. 24. rejoined the team, and they won gold. It
“Just standing in the city at night, you got
was a very moving experience.”
a sense of the energy through the people
VICTORIA
Staff Writer and there. And I’m sure Roberto
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recatingly said, “I’m sorry, you must think I’m so stupid and useless.” Don’t be so
hard on yourself, baby. Sometimes life gets hard, sometimes you wish someone
ing, held since 1997 by Conserva-
would earn your smiles once in a while. tive Gary Lunn, a lawyer, will be
challenged by Liberal candidate
Taste: Briony Penn, a businessperson and
G: Floyd’s served up a glorious First Kiss Burger. I’m not sure what a first kiss is like, professor. NDP candidate Julian
but the burger reminded me of the first time I saw Electric Circus on TV; so many
things going on at once you don’t know what to think, but eventually you fall in love
West, a teacher, and Green Party
with the girl with the huge mouth who interviews all the dancers. A good tasting candidate Andrew Lewis, a land-
whole-wheat bun is a rare accomplishment, but Floyd’s manages to pull it off. scaper, will also challenge Lunn
D: I remember my first kiss. It was about three years too late, and I had some catch- for this seat.
ing up to do. Maybe that’s why I also let her give me an awkward handjob. Why do The Esquimalt–Juan de Fuca
we always seek as much pleasure as possible in life? Why does Floyd’s think it’s a riding, held since 1993 by Liberal
good idea to put chipotle mayo and barbecue sauce on the same burger. I can tell Keith Martin, a physician/general
you one thing—barbecue sauce may be a burger no-no, but at least Floyd’s doesn’t
use bacon that’s old enough to get a congratulatory letter from the queen.
practitioner, will again be chal-
lenged by Conservative candidate
And the winner is… Troy DeSouza, a local lawyer. NDP
Electric Circus and teenage hand-jobs—a.k.a. Floyd’s.
candidate Jennifer Burgis, an exec-
Verdict: utive assistant and public servant,
If Aramark and Floyd’s had a chicky run, Aramark would turn the wheel before
even punching the gas.
and Green Party candidate, Brian
By Kait Cavers
Thursday, Sept. 18
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Metapop Ensemble would have composed
it. Don’t miss this classical-based, rock-
inspired collective of virtuoso musicians,
or you’ll be one pop, two pop, three pop,
pissed off.
Thursday, Sept. 18
Cryptopsy, Origin, The Last
Felony
SUGAR, DOORS 9 PM, $15
Deathcore (yes, that’s actually a genre)
finally has a name. That name is Cryptopsy.
If you love moshing to long-haired dudes
in leather pants who vocalize their feelings
in a chorus of gut-wrenching screams, then
you should probably make an effort to tear
your eyes away from World of Warcraft
and go to see this band. Relapse Records’
Origin sweetens the pot.
Friday, Sept. 19
Theset, Secret and Whisper,
Fall in Archaea
WHITE EAGLE HALL, DOORS AT 7 PM, $10
Unlike all your other favorite bands, you
A Puzzling Orgy By Adrian Binakaj might actually run into this one on the
street! The band that Victoria is most
proud to call their own takes the stage
for the release of their second full-length
album, Neveroddoreven. No elaboration
needed, Theset always puts on a great
show! Secret and Whisper join in with
local favorites Fall in Archaea.
Wednesday, Sept. 24
Cancer Bats, Black Lungs,
Johnny Truant
ELEMENT, 4 PM (ALL-AGES) AND 9 PM (19+),
$15
Toronto-based hardcore/punk act Cancer
Bats have arrived and are ready to rock
your Mohawks. Always been curious about
southern sludge-metal? Strap on your Doc
Martens and mosey on down to Element
to check these bad boys out. Oh, and
P.S., if you’re a diehard Alexisonfire fan,
eye on volunteer and develop skills Wednesday, Sept. 22 Tuesday and Thursday, guitarist Wade MacNeil is set to present his
in leadership, finance, mar- Camfest continues Sept. 23 and 25 side-project, The Black Lungs, too. Add in
Johnny Truant and that’s three sweet acts
keting, HR, PR, event plan-
campus ning, and more. Over 4,000
international internships
Couldn’t get enough of the
festivities at Lansdowne?
Been anxiously waiting for
Let’s talk about sex, baby
Got an itch that can’t be
scratched and don’t know
for the price of three beers.
Thursday, Sept. 25
are available each year in the arrival of Camfestival at where to turn? The Island Jon and Roy, Whiskey
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technical, developmental, arrived! Free food, club and offer you the answers you UPSTAIRS LOUNGE, DOORS AT 9 PM, $10
and education. 6 pm, Cleari- campus group information might be too embarrassed
Local duo Jon and Roy are sure to cater
to your ears when they hit the stage with
Wednesday, Sept. 17 hue A201, UVic. and, of course, an oppor- to seek elsewhere. Other up-and- coming Whiskey Moustache. Good
Info: victoria@aiesec.net tunity to mingle! 10 am-3 services include birth con- tunes to chill out to while tossing back a
Info session for AIESEC cold one. Don’t pass up an opportunity to
Come and learn the benefits Monday and Wednesday, pm, Interurban courtyard. trol prescriptions and dis- groove to several funky tracks that are sure
of joining the world’s largest Sept. 22 and 24 Info: 250-370-3868. pensing at reduced prices, to be delivered with style and gusto.