Also known as BC (Easier to remember than IA and it rhymes!

) Volume 1, Issue 36 (Did the Music Man really have 36 trombones and two lips?) Copyright 2012 by Jeffrey H. Kahn All rights reserved

Idiots Anonymous
November 2012

Its Almost Election Day! By Chawnaw Hershel Kahn D Whilyyweeweee Well it is almost that time of year when we the constituents must choose a leader of America. As I see it, having not been Whileslsffoiho38484857579 following the poles at all and never having listened to one political I speech, here is my pick and the reason why. First, as long as Obama and the liberal Democrats do not pull any political chicanery, such as Minnesota Fats did in his senatorial election along with his band of ill reputes, my choice is Mitt Romney will win by a landslide. I didnt pull a rabbit out of a hat to come to this conclusion, but am basing my opinion on sound deductive reasoning and a Only tremendous love of anything with custard! Most of the people in the health care industry, insurance workers, doctors, dentists, He\\ nurses, technicians etc. are going to vote for Clo Romney as they will either lose their jobs or make much less money after the new healthcare bill goes into full affect. On the other hand liberal Jews in majority will vote for Obama as the only thing they care about is the party not what happens to the country. Union workers will vote for Obama. Blacks in majority will vote for Obama. Religious Jews, Christians and other religious sects, with the exception of the Muslims, will vote for Romney. The middle class on the whole will vote for Romney as the economy stinks. Small businesses as well as corporate America will vote for Romney as they pay taxes and have been hit by a bad economy. The military will vote for Romney as never Obama has been a poor military leader. The youth will cast their vote for Obama as they have been propagandized by liberal teachers and they dont pay taxes nor know what it is to work for a living. The undecided will vote for Romney as the Guadagno stinks. Just know that bad Presidents do economy not last more than one term such as Jimmy Carter! I really do not think it will be a close race at all!

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