INZI was once asked a different question for a change just after PAK won the match against

India, for which he was not prepared...Commentator: So INZI we have heard that your wife had a baby last week ?? Is it true??INZI: Bismillah-e-Rehman-e-Raheem First of all i want to thank Allah ... All credit goes to boayz .. they really work hard .. its a team effort. Especially Afridi; without his strokes it wouldn't have been possible..and if they continue this .. we have a very gud chance again. Thank You WORDS AND THEIR TRUE MEANINGS Father: A banker provided by nature. : Rumor: News that travels at the speed of sound. Dictionary: The only place where divorce comes before marriage. : College: A place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing. ffice: A place where you can relax after your strenuous

home life. : Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth. : Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do. : Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together. : Classic: A book which people praise, but do not read. Marriage: It is an agreement in which a man loses his bachelors degree and woman gains her master's. : Worry: Interest paid on trouble before it falls due. : Experience: The name men give to their mistakes. :Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine power is defeated by feminine power. : Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions. hilosopher: A

fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken off when dead.

Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip. ptimist: A person who starts taking

bath if he accidentally falls into a river. essimist: A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, instead of the first letter in the word OPPORTUNITY :Miser: A person who lives poor so that he can die rich. :Criminal: A guy no different from the rest of us .... except that he got caught. olitician: One who

shakes your hand before elections and shakes your confidence after. Doctor Beenish: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills

Interview Questions Q.How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor Without cracking it? A.Concrete floors are very hard to crack! Q.If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how Long would it take four men to build it? A. No time at all it is already built. Q.If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have? A. Very large hands.(Good one) Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand? A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand. Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep? A. No Probs , He sleeps at night. Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that. Q. What looks like half apple ? A : The other half. Q. What can you never eat for breakfast ? A : Dinner. Q. What happened when wheel was invented ? A : It caused a revolution. Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state? A : Liquid

A married couple in their early 60s were out celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table and said, "For being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish." "Ooh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband" said the wife The fairy moved her magic stick and ~ abracadabra! ~ Two tickets for the new QueenMary2 luxury liner appeared in her hands. Now it was the husbands turn. He thought for a moment and said: "Well this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this only occurs once in a lifetime, so, I'm sorry my love, but my wish s to go on this trip with a woman who is 30 years younger than me". The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish...So the fairy made a circle with her magic stick abracadabra! The husband became 92 years old. The moral of this story...Men might be ungrateful idiots... But fairies are....female!

Coca Cola Conddoms: the real thing. KFC Condoms: Finger-licking good. M&M Condom: It melts in your mouth, not in your hands! Nike Condoms: just do it. Star Trek condoms: To boldly go where no man has gone before

TRUE STATEMENTS

"640K ought to be enough for anybody." Bill Gates, 1981

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MTV is the lava lamp of the 1980's." -- Doug Ferrari "This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us." --Western Union internal memo, 1876. "I think there is a world market for maybe five computers." --Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943

"If my husband would ever meet a woman on the street who looked like the women in his paintings, he would fall over in a dead faint." -- Mrs. Pablo Picasso "I have traveled the length and breadth of this country and talked with the best people, and I can assure you that data processing is a fad that won't last out the year." --The editor in charge of business books for Prentice Hall, 1957

"But what the hell is it good for?" --Engineer at the Advanced Computing Systems Division of IBM, 1968, commenting on the microchip. "There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." --Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977 "The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular?" --David Sarnoff's associates in response to his urgings for investment in the radio in the 1920s. "The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C,' the idea must be feasible." --A Yale University management professor in response to Fred Smith's paper proposing reliable overnight delivery service. (Smith went on to found Federal Express Corp.) "Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?" --H.M. Warner, Warner Brothers, 1927. "A cookie store is a bad idea. Besides, the market research reports say America likes crispy cookies, not soft and chewy cookies

like you make." --Response to Debbi Fields' idea of starting Mrs. Fields' Cookies. "We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out." --Decca Recording Co. rejecting the Beatles, 1962. "If I had thought about it, I wouldn't have done the experiment. The literature was full of examples that said you can't do this." --Spencer Silver on the work that led to the unique adhesives for 3-M "Post-It" Notepads. "Drill for oil? You mean drill into the ground to try and find oil? You're crazy." --Drillers who Edwin L. Drake tried to enlist to his project to drill for oil in 1859. "Everything that can be invented has been invented." --Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899

WHY IS ENGLISH SO DIFFICULT TO LEARN? The bandage was wound around the wound

We must polish the Polish furniture He could lead if he would get the lead out The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert He thought it was time to present the present A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes The insurance was invalid for the invalid There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row They were too close! to the door to close it A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow The wind was too strong to wind the sail After a number of injections my jaw go numb-er Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear I had to subject the subject to a series of tests How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend? Let's face it - English is a crazy language: There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger

Neither apple nor pine in pineapple English muffins weren't invented in England or French fries in France Sweetmeats are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat We take English for granted But if we explore ! its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham? If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth beeth? One goose, 2 geese So one moose, 2 meese? One index, 2 indices? Doesn't it seem crazy t! hat you can make amends but not one amend If you have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of all but one of them, what do you call it? If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? Sometimes I think all the English speakers should be committed to an asylum for the

verbally insane. In what language do people recite at a play and play at a recital? Ship by truck and s! end cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that smell? How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites? You have to marvel at the unique lunacy of a language in which your house can burn up as it burns down, in which you fill in a form by filling it out and in which, an alarm goes off by going on English was invented by people, not computers, and it reflects the creativity of the human race, which, of course, is not a race at all That is why, when the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible