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If you find yourself wondering what that woman, whose name is Kayla Dyches, is doing on our cover this week, youll find that thats exactly why we put her on there in the first place. I know I was intrigued when I first saw the images, and terms like riot hooping and aerial dance were completely new to me until I read Saras piece on pages 32 and 33. It just goes to show you that no matter how much time you spend writing about the arts, there is always a new one to discover. While I love the sheer number of arts and artists in our area, I
find myself drawn to cities like Philadelphia every month or so for something extra. The Weekender is never far from my mind, however, so I brought back with me a review of The Birthday Massacre show at the TLA on Sunday and a column about meeting the King of Filth himself, cult movie director John Waters. Two completely different events, I know, but I try to remain as eclectic as our pages. I hope youll find yourself as curious as I always am as you flip through our pages.
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Athlete and Scranton resident Jenn Keil has been recognized not only for her athletic prowess, but her desire to help and inspire others. Shes been awarded a Top 10 spot in Under Armours Whats Beautiful competition. A BEAUTIFUL SUCCESS Jenn Keil of Scranton is quite an inspiration, and is now being recognized as such by Under Armour through its Whats Beautiful competition. Keil is among the top 10 winning athletes from all over the country, having participated in the competition by documenting daily workouts, setting personal goals, and empowering others through her actions. Keil set out to instill positive and healthy behaviors in local high school girls and their moms by offering free boot camp, yoga, and nutrition classes. As she did so she documented her work, what Under Armour has dubbed some of the most impressive and monumental stories. The athlete also set out personal goals, such as trying out a new fitness move each week to increase hip flexibility, something lacking for her due to running. Under Armor awards the top 10 winners with an exclusive, all-expenses-paid training excursion to UAs Sweat Camp in Clearwater, Florida in early 2013 to team up with top-tier coaches, trainers, nutritionists and athletes. You can follow Keils progress at http://whatsbeautiful.ua.com/ profile/120. GET READY TO RUMBLE Pittston will see its first prowrestling bouts come Dec. 7, when East Coast Professional Wrestling rolls into the Greater Pittston YMCA. Nine fights are scheduled, including three championship matches. Two of these match-ups involve area natives. Female pro wrestler and Greater Pittston YMCA employee Chrissy Johnson will defend her ECPW Womans Championship against Pottsvilles own Lil Jackie Daniels. Also, Keystone State Wrestling Champion Banger Ritch Howe will defend the Championship in his hometown for the first time, as he takes on the formidable Captain David Lawless. Therell be a special tag-team attraction and a 20-man, overthe-top Rope Battle Royal, which will determine a new Championship contender. Doors open at 7 p.m. with bell time at 7:45. Tickets are $12 for ringside seats, $10 for general admission, and all are $12 the day of the event. To purchase tickets visit the Greater Pittston YMCA at 10 N. Main St., Pittston or go online at ECPW1.com. SOME PECULIAR EATS The Peculiar Culinary Company is at it again, hosting a Pop up in the Pub at Rooneys Irish Pub, Main St., Pittston on Dec. 7. This is its third official event in Pittston since August. For $55 a person, diners can enjoy afive-course meal that involve different types of brews. Theres an IPA braised pork belly corn dog,a twisted mac n cheese with smoked cheddar cream, and a trio of cupcakes that include a Benny Brew Wit cake with meringue on top and a raspberry compote center, a Rogue Voodoo Doughnut Maple Bacon Ale cake, and a Southern Tier Crme Brulee Stout cake with Dogfish Head peanut butter vodka whipped topping. Musicians Thomas Graham and William Ornder featuring Jeremy Burke will be on hand to play some tunes.
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same, it doesnt sound the same, it doesnt feel the same. So I looked into getting these little pianos that are 61 notes that can fit in the back of a van; they made them that small for train cars and bars back in the day. The first time I saw one was at (the club) Largo in (Los Angeles) So I hopped on Craigs List and started searching for one. W: How have you honed this piano to make your distinct sound? MB: To really get it sounding how you want it to sound live is a challenge as well, which led me to putting transducer pick-ups, or guitar pick-ups, in the piano as a way to pick up the sound because you cant just throw a mic on the piano and play a rock show with your drummer playing right next to you onstage. I basically have this hot-rodded mini piano that is run through guitar pedals and guitar amps. Its my ax; I get the sound that I want. I can put treble on the piano, I can put reverb on the piano, I can put distortion on the piano and get a wide variety of sounds from one instrument in one evening. W: Your music is often labeled as jazz or experimental. How would you personally describe it? MB: I would say that these days, compared to maybe four years ago, our show is more of a rock show. Its instrumental piano rock, basically. Lately, weve been playing for bigger audiences, so theres standing room, and people are dancing more. We even travel with a sound guy and a lighting guy. W: Where does the title TigerFace come from? MB: Its really funny so many people have asked me that same question, and when I look back at all the other records that Ive made, the three records that Ive made on my own, no one has ever asked me that question, and I have more stories about the other titles than I do about this one! This is the way this title came out my friend had a band called TigerFace. Thats about it, and I thought, Wow, what a great name! I want to use that for a record! W: What can people expect from this upcoming show at the River Street Jazz Caf? MB: Lots of fun. Weve been playing at that venue for a long time, and the owner, Tom, is really sweet and he cooks us some great food, so were always in a great mood. Well definitely be playing a lot of new tracks from the record and keeping people dancing. W Marco Benevento Trio, Dec. 7, doors 8 p.m., show 10 p.m., River Street Jazz Caf (667 N. River St., Plains). $12.
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Recently relocating from Brooklyn to upstate New York, pianist, composer, and sound sculptor Marco Benevento has made his career bending sound waves and breaking down genres. Traveling with bassist Dave Dreiwitz of Ween and drummer Andy Borger, who has played with the likes of Tom Waits and Ani DiFranco, the 35-year-old recently hit the road in support of his latest solo effort, TigerFace, released through his own label, The Royal Potato Family. The trio will be stopping at the River Street Jazz Caf on Friday, Dec. 7, but before they return to NEPA, The Weekender wanted to ask the versatile Benevento about his tricked-out piano and what, exactly, a TigerFace is. The Weekender: You travel with a customized 1927 upright acoustic piano. Why did you choose that particular instrument? Marco Benevento: It basically started out of slight frustration, because if you want to play the piano at a gig, you either have to find a gig with a piano at the venue or you need to being your own piano. Or you just have to suck it up and play on a digital keyboard, and its really distracting for me to play on one of those things because its just not the same it doesnt look the
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ALBUM REVIEWS
Green Day starts at square 'Uno!'
Often, when a band declares they are going to be returning back to basics, it generally doesnt go over well with fans. At this point, the band has normally strayed too far from the music that fans first fell in love with, trying to recapture a time that has passed and salvage what might be left of its career. In Green Days case, the band went from selling over 16 million copies of famed punk album Dookie to writing rock operas and Broadway plays. Some wondered if the trio would ever return to form. Green Day has finally given us an answer. Uno! is the first of three studio albums from the band set to be released by years end Uno! has 12 blasts from the past,; its almost a pain reliever for 2004s American Idiot and 2009s 21st Century Breakdown. Opener Nuclear Family has a rolling guitar riff and classic 1-4-5 power-chord progression that would fit right in with any of the groups early hits. That vibe rolls right through the first half of the album. Carpe Diem is comparable to a
Clash or Sex Pistols tune with a scream-from-the-rooftop feel. Let Yourself Go has the famed and distinct punk-rock screech of Armstrongs voice, f-bomb filled lyrics, and blaring aggression that begs the listener to sing with the chorus. Kill The DJ may be the only embarrassing track on the record. The song just seems detached from the others and is a very poor attempt at a dance song, if thats what the group was even going for at all. Sweet 16 dips into the same creative pool that Armstrong was in when he penned Good Riddance (Time of Your Life). By the albums end is when you hit Uno!s first single, Oh Love, a song with enough punch to it to make it a solid wrap-up track. If Uno! is any indication, there is plenty great music coming before years end.
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RATING:
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Green Day Uno!
Go Radio Close the Distance Rating: W W W W V
Go Radio prove staying power

A bands sophomore album is arguably always the hardest to write. There is pressure from fans to write a record better than the one that they fell in love with at first, and when the first is very diverse, the band must decide which direction it wants to go. Go Radio sophomore album Close the Distance has made that choice very clear.
First release, Lucky Street was mixed with mid-tempo, pop-rock songs and fast-paced, punk-rock songs that captivated a wide audience. The group has now put together a solid collection of the midtempo, pop-rock songs and left the toetappers behind. Opener I Wont Lie along with most of the other tracks sound like they could be on any romantic movie soundtrack. Using low-tuned pianos and minorkeyed guitars, vocalist Jason Lancaster found the perfect music to compliment each of his heart-wrenching lyrics. The perfect example of how Go Radio defines themselves comes early with Go to Hell. As it starts with just Lancaster and a few keys playing, it builds up and explodes into a powerful tune. As the previous record would indicate, it would burst out in true punk-rock fashion, but this time, the group changes tempo and builds to full-on, radio-ready modern rock song without the double bass and fast guitars. The ender, Hear Me Out, could not be placed more perfectly, as it is a song of finding hope. Lancasters words create imagery of finding comfort in unfamiliarity, and as with all the tracks, are relatable to almost any situation. Close the Distance could be a favorite of many music fans for the long haul.
Adler Back From the Dead WWWW
Adler picks up where 80s left off `

Steven Adlers career has read like a case study in typical music business selfdestruction. From being the drummer in the one-time biggest rock band in the world (Guns n Roses) to a late 1990s substance-induced stroke, Adlers seen his recorded output cliff-dive from megamillions in sales with G n Rs Appetite for Destruction to scraping together a
-Matt Morgis, Weekender Correspondent
handful of singles with his first post-Guns pick-up band, Adlers Appetite. After a slew of line-up mishaps dating back to 2003, Adler has pieced together a namesake band of some slightly lesserknown talent that burns with the same hungry gutter-trash lust that his old band had circa 1987. Adler can still hit his drums with shoulder-bruising recoil, and vocalist Jacob Bunton is pure Hollywood sleaze behind the microphone the band is a toxic stew of everything thats filthy and fun in rock n roll. Tracks like Own Worst Enemy steal a page from Nikki Sixxs Sixx A.M. formula of mid-tempo grinding groove anchored by a mechanized metal riff, desperate to relieve itself with the infectious, AOR-tinged chorus. Buntons goth-like vocal smirk is particularly effective, pulling the would-be sap out of the fire on the emotional Waterfalls, while the single, The One That You Hated, spins AC/DC riff muscle and Bon Jovi melody into a savage, dirt-pop anthem. Guests like Adlers old bandmate, Slash, and Rob Zombie guitarist John 5 ensure that there are plenty of fret-frying moments while the level of songwriting and knife-edged production will surprise many an old-school fan that may have written Adler off. Adlers new band kicks like a rock n roll adrenaline needle to the soul.
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Title Fight, Tigers Jaw rip up Philly

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R E V I E W Most bands would dream of ending their tour in a sold-out venue, filled with fans from their home state. This is exactly how the last day of tour played out for Title Fight and Tigers Jaw at the Union Transfer in Philadelphia on Nov. 30. Although this fall has been packed with awesome tours, no Pennsylvania punk enthusiast had a problem dishing out the last of their funds to see these two bands from the 570 together, knowing theyd get their moneys worth. Title Fights headlining tour, post release of their new record, Floral Green, included Single Mothers and Pianos Become the Teeth, who drew fans to the venue early. Even opening band Single Mothers had a crowd. Pianos Become the Teeth had a solid performance, and singer Kyle Durfeys mixture of shaky screams and nice melodies left the audience a little more sad and a lot more energized for the next two bands. Transitions between sets were short, so fans didnt have to stay calm for too long. When Scrantons Tigers Jaw took the stage, opening with The Sun off of its self-titled album, the room transformed into an indie rock war zone. Although Tigers Jaws genre isnt synonymous with stage diving, there was a constant wave of fans jumping around onstage with the band before flailing themselves into a sea of people. Tigers Jaws female keyboardist and vocalist, Brianna Collins, took center stage literally and figuratively, receiving un-demanded, but much deserved, attention for her stage presence in a primarily male indie rock band.
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BRYCE JORDAN CENTER Penn State University, State College, Pa. Phone: 814.865.5555 The Temptations / The Four Tops: Dec. 7, 7:30 p.m. Green Day: Jan. 11, 7:30 p.m. Tiesto: Feb. 26, 7 p.m. Americas Got Talent: March 13, 7:30 p.m. CROCODILE ROCK 520 Hamilton St, Allentown Phone: 610.434.460 For All Those Sleeping / The Browning / Close To Home: Dec. 6, 5:30 p.m. Spose: Dec. 7, 7 p.m. Veil of Maya / Upon a Burning Body / Volumes: Dec. 10, 5 p.m. Streetlight Manifesto: Dec. 15, 7 p.m. Make Me Famous / Get Scared / Heartist / I Am King: Dec. 14, 4 p.m. Cappadonna: Dec. 26, 6 p.m. GIANT CENTER 950 Hersheypark Dr., Hershey Phone: 717.534.3911 Trans-Siberian Orchestra: Dec. 21, 4 / 8 p.m. Jeff Dunham: Jan. 26, 8 p.m. Harlem Globetrotters: March 15, 7 p.m. SANDS BETHLEHEM 77 Sands Blvd., Bethlehem Mannheim Steamroller: Dec. 6, 7 p.m. Neil Sedaka: Dec. 8, 8 p.m. The Fab Four: Dec. 29, 8 p.m. George Lopez: Jan. 11, 8 p.m. Sarah Brightman: Feb. 13, 8 p.m. Tiesto: Feb. 25, 8 p.m. Chris Botti: March 3, 7 p.m. (rescheduled from Nov. 11) Brian Regan, May 12, 7 p.m. STABLER ARENA Lehigh University, Bethlehem Phone: 610.758.6611 Harlem Globetrotters: Feb. 7, 7 p.m. WHITAKER CENTER 222 Market St., Harrisburg Phone: 717.214.ARTS The Bacon Brothers: May 4, 8 p.m.
TOWER THEATER 69th and Ludlow Sts. Upper Darby Phone: 610.352.2887 Govt Mule / Sister Sparrow and the Dirty Birds: Dec. 28 and 29, 8 p.m. Jim Gaffigan: Jan. 26, 8 p.m. The Lumineers: Feb. 9, 8 p.m. Sarah Brightman: Feb. 16, 8 p.m. TROCADERO 10th & Arch St, Philadelphia Phone: 215.336.2000 The Faint / TRUST: Dec. 6, 8 p.m. D.R.I. / Common Enemy: Dec. 7, 7:30 p.m. Aaron Lewis: Dec. 9, 8 p.m. Of Montreal: Dec. 13, 7:45 p.m. The Polyphonic Spree Holiday Show: Dec. 12, 7 p.m. Monster Magnet: Dec. 16, 7:30 p.m. Papadosio / Dopapod: Dec. 30, 9 p.m. Brothers Past / The Heavy Pets: Dec. 31, 9 p.m. The Legwarmers: Jan. 12, 9 p.m. Black Veil Brides: Jan. 19, 7:30 p.m. WELLS FARGO CENTER Broad St., Philadelphia Phone: 215.336.3600 Justin Bieber / PSY / Cher Lloyd: Dec. 5, 6 p.m. Trans-Siberian Orchestra: Dec. 14, 4 / 8 p.m. Kevin Hart: Dec. 20, 7 p.m. Dave Matthews Band / The Lumineers: Dec. 22, 7 p.m. Lady Gaga / Madeon / Lady Starlight: Feb. 1920, TIMES VARY Rihanna: March 14, 7:30 p.m. P!nk: March 17, 7:30 p.m. Maroon 5 / Neon Trees / Own City: April 5, 7:30 p.m. One Direction: June 25, 7:30 p.m.
Legendary singer/songwriter Paul Anka will bring his chart-topping hits and holiday classics to the F.M. Kirby Center (71 Public Square, Wilkes-Barre) on Friday, Dec. 7 at 8 p.m. Tickets are $39-79. (AP Photo/Jorge Sanchez) NEW YORK / NEW JERSEY BEACON THEATER 2124 Broadway, New York, NY. Phone: 212.496.7070 Billy Connolly: Dec. 7, 8 p.m. Cyndi Lauper and Friends: Home for the Holidays Benefit for True Colors: Dec. 8, 8 p.m. Govt Mule: Dec. 30-31, TIMES VARY Lynyrd Skynyrd: Jan. 15, 8 p.m. Umphreys McGee: Jan. 18, 9 p.m. Diana Krall: April 19, 8 p.m. Joe Bonamassa: May 17-18, 8 p.m. BETHEL WOODS CENTER Bethel NY www.bethelwoodscenter.org Judy Collins: Dec. 15, 7:30 p.m. The Dirty Dozen Brass Band: Feb. 7, 7:30 p.m. Bruce Cockburn: Feb. 23, 8 p.m. Solas: March 16, 8 p.m. Steep Canyon Rangers: May 3, 8 p.m. HAMMERSTEIN BALLROOM 311 W. 34th St, New York, NY. Phone: 212.279.7740 Band of Horses / Jason Lytle: Dec. 11, 10 p.m. THE FILLMORE AT IRVING PLAZA 17 Irving Place, New York, N.Y. Phone: 212.777.6800 Anthony Green: Dec. 5, 7 p.m. Break Science / Michal Menert: Dec. 6, 8 p.m. New Found Glory / The Story So Far / Candy Hearts: Dec. 7-8, 7 p.m. Alex Clare: Dec. 11, 7:30 p.m. Parov Stelar Band: Dec. 12, 8 p.m. Concrete Blonde: Dec. 13, 7 p.m. Aaron Lewis: Dec. 14, 7 p.m. Motionless in White / Chelsea Grin / Stick to Your Guns, more: Dec. 15, 6 p.m. The Starting Line: Dec. 28, 7 p.m. Underoath / mewithoutyou / As Cities Burn / letlive: Jan. 15 and 17, 6 p.m. Robert Earl Keen: Jan. 25, 7 p.m. IZOD CENTER 50 State Rt. 120, East Rutherford, N.J. Phone: 201.935.3900 Harlem Globetrotters: Feb. 15-16, TIMES VARY Maroon 5 / Neon Trees / Owl City: Feb. 23, 8 p.m. P!nk: March 23, 8 p.m. Muse: April 19, 7:30 p.m. One Direction: July 2, 7:30 p.m. MADISON SQUARE GARDEN 7th Ave., New York, NY Phone: 212.465.MSG1 The Who / Roger Daltrey / Pete Townshend: Dec. 5, 7:30 p.m. One Direction / The Wanted / Olly Murs, more: Dec. 7, 7:30 p.m. Jason Mraz: Dec. 11, 7:30 p.m. The Killers / Tegan and Sara: Dec. 14, 8 p.m. Leonard Cohen: Dec. 18, 8 p.m. Phish: Dec. 28-31, TIMES VARY Passion Pit / Matt and Kim: Feb. 8, 8 p.m. Maroon 5 / Neon Trees / Owl City: Feb. 16, 8 p.m. Lady Gaga / Madeon / Lady Starlight: Feb. 22, 8 p.m. Swedish House Mafia: March 1, 8 p.m. RADIO CITY MUSIC HALL 1260 Ave. of the Americas, NY, NY Phone: 212.307.717 Nas / Elle Varner: Dec. 31, 9 p.m. Ed Sheeran: Jan. 30, 7 p.m. ROSELAND BALLROOM 239 52nd Street, New York, NY. Phone: 212.777.6800 2 Chainz: Dec. 8, 8 p.m. Pretty Lights: Dec. 30-31, 9 p.m. THE THEATRE AT MSG 7th Ave., New York, NY Phone: 212.465.MSG1 Trey Songz / Elle Varner: Dec. 5, 8 p.m. The Disco Biscuits: Dec. 31, 11 p.m.
- compiled by Rich Howells, Weekender Editor. Send your listings to weekender@theweekender.com, 90 E. Market St., Wilkes-Barre, Pa., 18703, or fax to 570.831.7375. Deadline is Mondays at 2 p.m. Expanded listings at theweekender.com.
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We d n e s d a y : Arturos: Karaoke Bar on Oak: Line Dancing Breakers, Mohegan Sun: 40lb Head Brews Brothers, Pittston: WPT poker tourney Metro: Karaoke River Street Jazz Caf: Open mic Robs Pub & Grub: Dart Night Ruths Chris: live music in the lounge Senunas: Happy Hour 9-11 To m m y b o y s : B e e r P o n g Wo o d l a n d s : E v o l u t i o n : w / D J M i k e T h e G o d f a t h e r E D M a n d To p 4 0 Club Music Ve s u v i o s : C o l l e g e N i g h t w / D J M o V- S p o t : N e i l N i c a s t r o Thursday: Arturos: Marc Maros 9:30-1:30 B a r o n O a k : T h e To n e s 8 - 1 1 B a r t a n d U r b y s : Tr i v i a Breakers, Mohegan Sun: Gas Station Disco Careys Pub: Free Jukebox Chackos: Kartune H u n s C a f We s t : W h a t s G o i n g O n D u o L a k e C a r e y I n n : M r. E c h o t r i o Metro: DJ RKH O v e r P o u r : 1 3 t h D o d g e C i t y Tr i o River Street Jazz Caf: Still Hand String Band Robs Pub & Grub: Beer Pong Rox 52: Beer Pong $100 Cash Prize Senunas: Happy Hour 10-12 To m m y b o y s : N F L Ti c k e t Wo o d l a n d s : C l u b H D i n s i d e E v o l u t i o n w / D J D a t a & S t r e a m s i d e - D J K e v hosted by 97BHT V- S p o t : G e o r g e P e g u l a f r o m F a r m e r s D a u g h t e r Friday: Anthracite Newstand: Beerpong & Free Jukebox Arturos: Party with Artie Free Jukebox B a r o n O a k : Wo o d s h e d C h r i s t m a s P a r t y 8 : 3 0 p - 1 2 : 3 0 a B a r t & U r b y s : S e a n & D o u g D a v e M a t t h e w s B a n d Tr i b u t e B r e a k e r s , M o h e g a n S u n : M r. E c h o Brews Brothers, Luzerne: The Jerks (front bar) & Three Imaginary Boys CD Release Party (back room) Brews Brothers, Pittston: Country Night w/ DJ Crocket Chackos: Kartune Grotto, Harveys Lake: Nick Coyle G r o t t o , Wy o m i n g Va l l e y M a l l : S m i t h & We e k s Liams: Everrage & Ashes of our Sins M e t r o : D e x 6 - 9 D o g h o u s e C h a r l i e Tr i o 9 - 1 River Grille: DJ King B R i v e r S t r e e t J a z z C a f : M a r c o B e n e v e n t o Tr i o p r o m o t i n g h i s C D Ti g e r Face Rox 52: Free Jukebox Senunas: Ostrich Hat Stans Caf: Chuck Paul 9-1 To m m y b o y s : Ti g h t l y Wo u n d Wo o d l a n d s : E v o l u t i o n C o u n t D o w n To N Y E , & D J G o d f a t h e r i n t h e E x e c Lounge V- S p o t : T h e Wa n n a b e e s
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movie review
By Mike Sullivan
Rating: W W W
The Collection may be pure unadulterated trash, but its of the best kind.
Unwanted sequel delivers surprising results

The Collection seems to have accidentally slipped into theaters from an alternate universe, one in which 2009s The Collector, was a cultural phenomenon whose popularity was so enduring that it not only inspired a hotly anticipated sequel but also a particularly terrible parody movie (The Collecturd), a profitable line of vaguely fetishistic, pleather ski-masks for emotionally damaged 13year-olds at Hot Topic, and The Collectors Christmas Wish, an ill-received TV special that was quickly disowned by its own producers. A wrinkle in the time-space continuum seems to be the only logical explanation behind the existence of The Collection. How else could a film as obscure and almost totally forgotten as The Collector earn itself a sequel that didnt go directly to the Scy-Fy channel? But whatever the case may be, we should all be grateful that a film as stupid, exploitive, and entertaining as The Collection was granted a wider audience. The film basically revolves around a professional thief with the unlikely name of Arkin OBrien (Josh Stewart, whose drowsy acting style suggests he overdosed on Nyquil and can barely manage to get through a take without passing out). He breaks into a home that has been taken over by a mute, wheezing man in a rubber gimp mask and his whimsically contrabulous, utterly fantabulous devices of death and destruction. The Collector was like a streamlined, less pretentious version of Saw that retained the films near-constant bloodshed but abandoned its moralizing tone. It was garden variety torture porn, neither bad nor memorable. The Collection is more of the same, but this time, something is different. A faintly surreal energy surrounds this film and makes it far more enjoyable than it has any right to be. Picking up some time after the events of the first movie, we find that the titular collector (Randall Archer) is now luring people into his exclusive nightclub, and, at the appropriate moment, literally mowing them down with a large ceiling-mounted thresher. However, Arkin and Elena (Emma Fitzpatrick), the pixieish daughter of a reclusive millionaire, both manage to survive the nightclub massacre. But when Elena gets herself locked in a steamer trunk by the Collector and taken to his hideout, the Hotel Argento, its up to Arkin to reluctantly lead a group of mercenaries through the abandoned hotels grisly booby traps and rescue her. Make no mistake about it; The Collection is pure unadulterated trash, but its the best kind of trash. Its fast-paced and surprisingly weird as it reveals what the Collector is actually doing with those dead bodies. Even though a majority of the running time revolves around people carefully wandering around the dilapidated corridors of Hotel Argento, it also gives us ample opportunity to absorb all of the films creepy/kitschy sites (like a hallway lined with grinning mannequins and pachinko machines) as well as the Collectors various Rube Goldberg-ian traps, which somehow manage to be both horrifying and yet fanciful. You get the feeling that if these things werent stabbing your face off and shoving it in that hole that used to be your mouth, they could just as easily be cooking Pee Wee Herman breakfast in a charmingly convoluted manner. Unbelievably dumb yet surprisingly entertaining, The Collection comes highly recommended if only for the scene where Stewart blithely shoots a homeless man just to get the attention of the police.
reel attractions
OPENING THIS WEEK Deadfall Hyde Park on the Hudson Playing for Keeps OPENING NEXT WEEK The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey Zero Dark Thirty Monsters Inc. 3D Eric Bana seems to be on the run a lot. How many of these are there going to be now?
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Virtual Reality technology has fallen by the wayside with the increasing popularity of 3D TVs and augmented reality apps for smartphones. But despite that competition, VR, as its commonly called, is alive and kicking. A company called Oculus LLC has been developing one of the first affordable, commercially available virtual reality headsets called the Oculus Rift that anyone with a computer and video games that support the technology can use. A head-mounted display, the Oculus Rift aims to provide a truly immersive experience to users and is aimed primarily at the gaming market. At the heart of the headset is a pair of small LCD displays positioned directly in front of the wearers eyes. The combined displays provide stereoscopic 3D
New virtual reality headset has strong support

vision, which allows the system to simulate depth and perspective. A motion sensor on the headset allows the display to change view depending on where the user is looking. No special connections are required to make the system work with a computer just a simple USB cord and a DVI connector. The Oculus Rift project was crowd-funded, meaning the company went to the public seeking small donations, which seems to be an increasing trend. They raised approximately $2.5 million after setting a goal of just $250,000. The Oculus Rift is getting big support from video game developers. The BFG release of the popular Doom 3 videogame will support the system, and many upcoming videogames like Doom 4 and Star Citizen are being built from the ground up to be compatible. Nearly 20 current and upcoming titles have announced plans to include support for the Oculus VR technology, with many more considering integrating it after the product is on the market. A developer kit for early supporters was scheduled to begin shipping in March for about $300, and an improved version is slated to go on sale later that will include better resolution, a wider field of view, and wireless capabilities, though the shipping was recently delayed due to overwhelming interest. Theres no word yet on what the consumer version will retail for. If Oculus is ultimately successful on the market and all indications seem to be pointing that
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Swordsmen born to rock Philadelphia

Weekender Editor
By Rich Howells
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The Invisible Swordsmen may have taken their moniker from the 1986 comedy Three Amigos, but the Scranton-based group is very serious about bringing real rock music back with the upcoming release of their debut EP. The band formed in early 2008 when guitarist/keyboardist Chris Zellers stuck up a conversation with fellow guitarist Matt Wazowicz at their mutual workplace, finding they had similar taste in music. Joined by bassist Jere Gromelski, they played their first show in Oct. 2008. When the band wanted to move away from classic rock covers and into original work, they added drummer Neil Prisco and singer Patrick DePew two years later after seeing them play live. One thing led to another and were like, We should start playing together because it would sound cool to be this weird supergroup. In our minds, us just hanging out was like a supergroup. Its like, Were going to combine forces and thatll be neat, Prisco recalled with a chuckle. When we got together, we literally only did supergroup songs We did Temple of the Dog and Traveling Wilburys and that kind of stuff. Its absurd, but its fun. Its a lot of fun. We use that term supergroup really loosely, Zellers added between laughs. Its very tongue-in-cheek. Were not serious about that. Its just that all our personalities gelled and it ended up being something too good to pass up. This led the band in a new direction, which they best describe as melodic hard rock something they believe is sorely missing from the airwaves and concert venues. Weve got such a wide variety of influences from all of us. I think that really its such a hodgepodge In theory, it shouldnt work, but with the way that all those different influences meld together, its just a really strong rock sound. Thats what we were looking for. Thats part of why we started the band. Were big fans of just rock music, and you dont, unfortunately, hear as much of it anymore, so were trying to go that route and make a really good-sounding
Massacre
By Rich Howells
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R E V I E W In an exclusive video interview with The Weekender that will soon be available online, The Birthday Massacres injured singer, Chibi, admitted that she was worried about her Sunday night performance at the Theatre of the Living Arts in Philadelphia. Just days before, she had hurt her knee onstage in Virginia and had to postpone the subsequent show. Following a sold-out performance at The Gramercy Theatre in New York City on Saturday, however, she made it to the City of Brotherly Love on Dec. 2 and wasnt going to let a little knee brace keep her down. By the end of the night, it was obvious that her fears were unfounded. After slightly ahead-of-schedule performances from Creature Feature, Aesthetic Perfection, and William Control, the Canadian goth rockers took the stage around 9:30 p.m. with the instrumental Night Shift, then quickly shifted into high gear with Down, the first single and harshest track off their latest album, Hide and Seek. The band showcased other tracks from that record, including Calling, Leaving Tonight, and The Long Way Home, but it was the slowed-down, sludgier version of Alibis, with heavier bass and scratchier guitar, that really stood out and proved that they werent simply satisfied with sounding like their recorded material they easily surpassed it with pitch-perfect vocals and engaging theatrics. The majority of the setlist was taken from their fourth release, Pins and Needles, blasting
Invisible Swordsmen are releasing Born Too Late, which contains revisits of older tracks as well as new tunes. rock record, Zellers emphasized. Were not a metal band; were definitely not that, but the songs have kind of a punch to them. The five right hooks on Born Too Late are a mix of two older songs and three that formed naturally through jamming sessions, a credit to the quintets obvious musical chemistry. We revisited (old) tracks and they just took on a new life with Patricks dynamic vocals. They became something we almost didnt even recognize. The rest of the tracks kind of came up more organically just in rehearsals and stuff like that, Zellers explained. Its very much a democracy. The strongest voice on this album is actually that of our band. Its not like one persons song here and there. We didnt do any individual writing credits we credited it all to us because its all organic. While they didnt plan on a theme for the record, many of the songs are about getting out of a bad situation, moving on, and looking for something better, which is reflected in the colorful album art portraying a busy highway. The title was taken from the lyrics of their single Last Train, but it also has a personal meaning for the band. Its actually kind of applicable to us as a band too because the majority of what were looking for in rock music we kind of missed it. It ended up kind of working on a couple levels, Zellers noted. Often playing at The Keys (244 Penn Ave., Scranton), the Swordsmen are very excited to be releasing Born Too Late at the bar on Friday, Dec. 7, with Blinded Passenger and Philadelphia musician Paul Keen of Pawnshop Roses. In between bands, stand-up comedian AMish will be emceeing, and the work of local artist Yvonne Caudullo will be adorning the walls. The $5 admission includes a copy of the CD or a digital download card. Its one of the best places in Scranton right now thats supporting original local music. Jenn, the bar owner, really looks for bands that want to get out there and make their own sound, Zellers said. Weve been playing a bunch of gigs there and its always nice to be able to play there and throw everything weve got at the crowd. Everybodys really receptive. Its becoming a really cool scene. While they already have at least 10 additional songs ready for a full-length release next year, Prisco is just thrilled to be able to finally share what they have with their fans. Its a celebration. Its going to be nice to see everyone whos been there for us as a band to help celebrate with us, us being able to do something like this. Ive played in a lot of bands over the years, but this is the first one that is at least going to have an album to be able to hand out to people, so for me, that means a lot, he said. As a band, its a lot of work. Its kind of nice to be able to get together and celebrate and be able to play original music for everybody.
through the title track, In the Dark, Always, Control, Midnight, Always, and Sleepwalking, though they delved deeper into their over decade-long catalog with fans favorites like Happy Birthday and Video Kid, encouraging head banging and dancing in equal doses. TBMs ability to deliver hardhitting, chugging riffs with Chibis beautiful, soaring voice attracted a crowd of both men and women in love with their beatdriven sythpop and new wavey sound, most decked out in their black-and-pale Sunday best, a look shared by the stage bloodstained group. Despite Chibi having to sit for several songs due to her knee, the frontwoman thrashed around in her schoolgirl outfit and pigtails and interacted with the crowd throughout.She shared genuine laughs with guitarist and backing vocalist Rainbow, whose lively performance was as colorful as his name, and she jumped right along with him so frequently that he jokingly warned her to take it easy or else shed be piggyback riding the rest of the tour, a task he was not volunteering himself for. Rather than leaving the stage, they moved right into the threesong encore, which ended with Blue from Violet, the bands second album, finishing around 10:30 p.m. The audience seemed very satisfied with the songs they were treated to that evening, and Chibi overcame her earlier fear without (hopefully) massacring herself.
Watch an exclusive backstage interview with Chibi of The Birthday Massacre only on theweekender.com.
Invisible Swordsmen Born Too Late release show with Blinded Passenger and Paul Keen, Dec. 7, 9 p.m., The Keys (244 Penn Ave., Scranton). $5.
Birthday Massacres lead singer Chibi didnt let her injury deter her during the bands Philadelphia performance on Sunday.
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Hundreds of local dancers from four counties come together for the Joan Harris Dancers A Childrens Christmas holiday extravaganza.The shows will be presented Dec. 8, 1 and 5 p.m. and Dec. 9, 2 p.m. at Meyers High School in Willes-Barre. Tickets are $11 in advance, #13 at the door. The Phoenix Performing Arts Centre (409-411 Main St., Duryea, 570.457.3589, phoenixpac.vpweb.com, phoenixpac08@aol.com) A Christmas Carol presented by The Farndale Avenue Housing Estate Dramatic Society: Dec. 7-8, 14-15, 8 p.m., Dec. 9, 2 p.m. $12. Scranton Civic Ballet Company (234 Mifflin AvenueScranton. 570.344.1111 or 1.800.745.3000. The Nutcracker: Dec. 7, 7:30 p.m.; Dec. 9, 2 p.m. Scranton Cultural Center (420 N. Washington Ave., Scranton, 570.346.7369) Broadway Scranton (broadwayscranton.com) presents: The Midtown Men: Jan. 18-20, Fri., 8 p.m., Sat., 2 & 8 p.m., Sun., 1 & 6 p.m. The Addams Family: Feb. 15-17, Fri., 8 p.m., Sat., 2 & 8 p.m., Sun., 1 & 6 p.m. Stomp: March 5-6, Fri., 8 p.m., Sat., 2 & 8 p.m., Sun., 1 & 6 p.m. Cathy Rigby is Peter Pan: April 5-7, Fri., 8 p.m., Sat., 2 & 8 p.m., Sun., 1 & 6 p.m. Hair: April 15-16, 7:30 p.m. Scranton Public Theatre (Olde Brick Theatre, 128 W. Market St., Scranton, 570.344.3656, nepaplaywrights@live.com) An evening of one-act comedies with Agnes Cummings and Bob Shlesinger: Dec. 7-8, 13-15, 8:15 p.m. $10, $12. Shawnee Playhouse (570.421.5093, theshawneeplayhouse.com) Tiny Tims Christmas Carol: Nov. 30, Dec. 1, 7-8, 14-15, 22, 8 p.m.; Dec. 1-2, 7-9, 14-16, 22-23, 2 p.m. $28, adults; $25, seniors; $15, children 12 and under. A Christmas Wizard of Oz: Nov. 30, Dec. 1, 7-8, 14-15, 2122, 10 a.m. $10. The Nutcracker Ballet: Dec. 3, 10, 17, 10 a.m. $10. Dec. 2, 9, 16, 7 p.m. $18, adults; $15, seniors over 55; $10, ages 12 and under. The Messiah 35th Annual Concert: Dec. 21, 8 pm. Free event, donations are accepted at the door. Kids Kabaret Slammin 70s: Dec. 26-27, 7 pm. $10. Chris Ruggiero The One Man Variety Show: Dec. 28-29, 7 p.m., Dec. 30, 2 p.m. $18, adults; $15, seniors; $10, children 12 and under. Theatre at the Grove (5177 Nuangola Rd., Nuangola, 570.868.3582, grovetickets@frontier.com, nuangolagrove.com. $20/musicals, $18/ plays, season pass/$50. BYOB) A Christmas Carol: The Musical: Nov. 30-Dec 9, Nov. 30, Dec. 1, 6-8, 8 p.m.; Dec. 2, 9, 3 p.m. $20. Dec. 6, $5 discount for children under 16 accompanied by paying adult.
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Dietrich Theatre (60 E. Tioga Street, Tunkhannock, 570.996.1500, dietrichtheater.com) Emmet Otters Jug-Band Christmas: Dec. 7-8, 5:30 and 7 p.m. Free admission. . Harris Conservatory for the Arts (545 Charles St., Luzerne, 570.718.0673, joanharrisdancers.com) A Childrens Christmas: Dec. 8, 1 and 5 p.m., Dec. 9, 2 p.m., Meyers High School Auditorium. $11, in advance; $13, at door. John and Erin Cabaret Productions presents Our Christmas Cabaret: Dec. 15, 7 p.m., Trinity Church, 58 River St., Carbondale. $10. 570.606.4119. KISS (Kids Innovating Stage & Sound) Theater (in old movie theater at Wyoming Valley Mall), kisstheatre.org, 570.991.1818/ 0844) Disneys The Little Mermaid Jr.: 11 to 18-year-old cast shows 6 to13-year-old cast shows Dec. 7, 7 p.m.; Dec. 8, 2 and 7 p.m.; Dec. 9, 2 p.m. Tickets range from $6 to $12.
Tom Wolfe has made his triumphant return to fiction this time in Back to Blood, a novel that takes readers to Miami, and more importantly, a world of glitz, gaud, and legs for miles. Wolfe, whose literary influence dates back to the 1960s, first gained notoriety with the New Journalism movement and nonfiction work The Electric KoolAid Acid Test. In his new novel, readers watch the peepshow unfold: The girls were wearing denim shorts with the belt lines down perilously close to the mons veneris and the pants legs cut off up to here practically up to the hip socket, and left frayed. It continues on in the same way: vulgar, perverse, and absolutely fantastic. We meet Nestor, a CubanAmerican police officer whose professional life is as troublesome as his personal life. Nelson realizes that his former lover, Magdalena, was not only uncertain about her love for him, but also her identity. It seems Magdalena wants nothing more than to assimilate into the great American background. Nelson becomes a part of her life that she must sever in order to find that American dream.
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Tom Wolfe Back to Blood Rating: W W W W remains uncomfortable in her skin. As the novel develops, it features profound topics of cultural integration and disintegration. The title of the work then becomes connected to crime and identity the difference between the blood on our hands and the blood in our veins. Readers are also introduced to Magdalenas new boyfriend, Norman, a psychiatrist. We soon realize that he may be more mentally unstable than his patients. Of course, Nestor, Magdalena, and Norman are only a few of the critical players. While Nestor leads much of the narration, Wolfe has created a diverse cast of characters that are connected in themes of crime and identity. The book is composed of subplots, which, though taxing at times, are connected in a grand way. Overall, Wolfe has a unique voice that carries the same control no matter the writing, demonstrating that a particular genre cannot restrain him. At 81-yearsold, it does not look like he has any plans to stop. While not all readers will enjoy Wolfes propensity to be outlandish, there is no denying that his youthful wit and insight remain resolute.
Music Box Players (196 Hughes St., Swoyersville: 570.283.2195 or 800.698.PLAY or musicbox.org) Auditions for Its a Wonderful Life: The Musical, all roles open. Call 570.283.2195 for dates and times. Our Christmas Gift: Dec. 12, 7:30 p.m., Catholic Social Services Family Center, Hazleton; Dec. 16, 2 p.m., Trinity Lutheran Church, 100 N. Church St., Hazleton; Dec. 16, 7:30 p.m., Most Precious Blood Church, 4th and Seybert streets, Hazleton. Free, but donations accepted to benefit each venue. Its a Wonderful Life live radio play: Through Dec. 16, Thurs.-Sat., 8 p.m. curtain, Sun. 3 p.m. curtain.
Wolfe has a unique voice that carries the same control no matter the writing, demonstrating that a particular genre cannot restrain him. At 81-years-old, it does not look like he has any plans to stop.
The idea of identity is an alarming one to Magdalena. When told to dress and act as a Cuban woman, she hesitates. Youll make your entrance a la moda cubana. You wont have to act like anything! Youll be the most comfortable, most confident person in the house! She follows through in the act, but the words mean nothing. She
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JA: Its not one of the more positive ones. (switches to his Scrooge voice) If I had my way, every idiot who goes about spouting Merry Christmas should be boiled in his own pudding and buried with a stake of holly through his heart, he should. W: Thats definitely one of the nastier ones. Why that one? JA: When I say it, it gives me kind of a rush, like goosebumps. I think I scared the pants off some of the kids when we started practicing. They werent expecting me to come out with this Scrooge voice and be as mean as I was; they were kind of cringing. When I kick them out of my office for caroling in front of my place, they really run away; its not acting. W: A large part of the play is seeing the Ghosts of Christmas. Which one is your favorite? JA: The Ghost of Christmas Present, the big, jolly guy whos expansive, if you will. Hes all about what the spirit of Christmas should be.
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As the holiday season rolls on, shades of tradition pop up everywhere: a glowing light display on the house down the street, specials on TV to cuddle up to, and local theatres putting on holiday plays. One of the most celebrated is A Christmas Carol, the tale of Ebenezer Scrooge and his transformation from a hard-hearted holiday-hating grump to a giving man on the path of redemption. The pop culture icon has been portrayed many times over and this year we chatted with two locals who will take on the role. Actor: John Arena, 53, of Greenridge, Actors Circle at Providence Playhouse, Scranton History with Scrooge: A Christmas Carol was Arenas first show when he began acting locally in 1995; he was narrator Charles Dickens. He took the part of Scrooge six years ago, so this is his second go-round in the part. The Weekender: How do you prepare for such a transition? John Arena: It does take a lot out of me emotionally, to go from one personality to another and to do it gradually. To do that in a space of a very short play which this is because its a stage reading about 90 minutes long it takes a little bit of thought and preparation. I try to think about myself in situations where Ive been angry and in situations where Ive been joyful and try to reflect on those and bring that out in my own personality. W: Do you have a favorite line or scene?
Linda Griffiths getting into character as Thelma. Is it hard to switch from her to Scrooge? LG: Not at all. I think Thelma is kind of a prima donna, so its easy to go back and forth. Thelma gets mad at you if youre messing something up, and Scrooge is just Scrooge, so theyre very similar. W: Do you have a favorite line or scene? LG: Every idiot who goes about with Merry Christmas on his lips should be boiled in his own pudding and buried with a stake of holly through his heart. W: Not so nice. LG: Its just so funny. I love Christmas. Most people enjoy Christmas, and its like Scrooge is telling you that all these people who are so happy and enjoying the season and what it means are stupid. Even though hes a nasty man, its still silly when you think about it. He works in finance, so hes obviously educated and you would think hed be smart enough to realize that what he just said is really dumb. W: A large part of the play is seeing the Ghosts of Christmas. Which one is your favorite? LG: The Ghost of Christmas Present is my favorite. It lets you see how Scrooge is affecting people right now.
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Actor: Linda Griffiths, 37, Scranton, Little Shiny Things at Phoenix Performing Arts Centre, Duryea History with Scrooge: Griffiths has never played the grouch on stage before. The Weekender: This production isnt your typical Christmas Carol. Linda Griffiths: Not at all; its a comedy. Its about a womens guild putting on A Christmas Carol, so Im actually playing a woman, Thelma, whos playing Scrooge. Its all about the mishaps that go on during the production. W: How do you prepare for the big personality change Scrooge undergoes? LG: Ive seen numerous productions, movies, and different things of A Christmas Carol because its one of my father Jims favorite Christmas movies. I think he watches every version of it that he can find, so I kind of have a feel for being rude and mean and then all happy. Its fun to come out and you stand up and youre very self-important, and at the end, youre just bursting with happiness. W: You also have to deal with
A Christmas Carol: Dec. 6-8, 8 p.m.; Dec. 9, 2 p.m., Actors Circle at Providence Playhouse (1256 Providence Road, Scranton). $8; $6, students. 570.342.9707. A Christmas Carol, Little Shiny Things Productions: Through Dec. 15, 8 p.m. Fridays and Saturdays, 2 p.m. Sundays, Phoenix Performing Arts Centre (409-411 Main St., Duryea). $12. 570.457.3589.
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There are a lot of comedians out there claiming to be filthy, but seriously, John is so bad that I cant even print most of the things he said. Here are some of the cleanest jokes I can remember: I worked for Vogue for a while, and I used to have a press pass. I always wanted to butt through the police lines at crime scenes and say, What were they wearing? Im from Vogue! Its not so bad when you get recognized for somebody else. This happens a lot when Im on airplanes. The flight attendant leans down and says, You were good in Fargo. I told Steve Buscemi this and he said, They think Im Don Knotts. Im only jealous of one person, the Marquis de Sade, because his name became a sex act. Keeping the crowd roaring for over an hour, he took some questions from the audience after his performance, mostly about everyones favorite late drag queen, Divine, and the other stars of his films. I paid a little extra to meet him afterwards and get an autograph, and he was just as witty behind the scenes as he was in the spotlight. But, unless youre a fan, you may not get exactly why I would pay to see a guy who gladly bills himself as the King of Filth. Well, the one central message in practically all his films, and one that resonated throughout the evening, was the importance of just being yourself. And not only accepting and loving yourself, but rubbing that love in the face of anyone who doesnt love who you are right back. Its an attitude I understood as a child, but one that I wasnt always brave enough to embrace. I remember going into my aunts room as a kid and seeing a poster of Divine and another of the Rocky Horror Picture Show adorning her walls. An avid midnight moviegoer, she was one of the few people who got me at that age, so when I saw those images, they didnt frighten or disturb me I just naturally accepted that that was how some people expressed themselves. It wasnt until many years later that I realized that I simply didnt have the built-in prejudices many others had; Im still thankful for that. Its funny, really despite his critics, and no matter how hard he tries, Mr. Waters cant make complete trash without some deeper positive message lurking underneath. I suspect, though, that hes already aware of the irony. He has turned it into a career, after all. Hes even made it into a Christmas special. Does this mean hes now officially mainstream? Looking at my quick list of unprintable jokes, Id venture to say hes never going to let that happen, Hairspray be damned.
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I cant say that I usually associate cult movie director John Waters with the holidays, but after Thursday night, I may not be able to get those filthy images out of my brain this season. When the ads for A John Waters Christmas said that he would be putting the X in X-mas, they certainly werent lying. Best known for writing and directing Hairspray before it was adapted into a Broadway hit, Waters said recently that Philadelphia was the first place outside of his native Baltimore where his unusual and tasteless films like Mondo Trasho, Multiple Maniacs, and Pink Flamingos caught on, so it was only natural that he kick off his acclaimed one-man show in Pennsylvanias largest city at the Trocadero Theatre, which was packed for the intimate event on Nov. 29. They had me at John Waters live and in person, but the Pope of Trash talking Christmas? This was too delicious to pass up. Within the first few minutes, he had already made the holiday his own: Have a joke shop Christmas. When you reach in your stockings, have little things that snap your fingers. When you open a present, a smoke bomb goes off. When you cut the turkey, its a whoopee cushion it farts! I love Christmas so f-----g much I could just s--t, he cracked in his unmistakably sardonic voice. Dressed in a dapper red suit jacket and matching striped pants, he didnt stop with the most sacred holiday of the year. The skinny, mustachioed creator of Polyester, Serial Mom, Cry-Baby, and Cecil B. Demented touched on Ike and Tina Turner, artwork, gay marriage, fashion on the red carpet, sexual fetishes, poppers, teaching young children about film, wig odor, nervous breakdowns, how autocorrect on his Blackberry ruined his chances of making more films, and his cross-country hitchhiking escapades that hes turning into a new book, all of it raunchy or violent as hell. He always found a way to cleverly tie it back into the impending holiday, however.
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BENEFITS/CHARITY EVENTS Christmas at Tanament Stables - Pony rides and pictures to benefit the Wounded Warrior Project: Through Dec. 22, 10 a.m. noon, pictures with Dandy, 1-3 p.m., pictures with Sadie, 76 Ferry Carrig Lane,Benton. $5. Info: 570.864-0102.
Anthracite Hi-Railers Model Railroad Club O Gauge Train Display: Dec. 8, 15, Jan. 1, 5, 1-4:30 p.m., Bills Shop Rite Plaza, Rts. 435 and 502, Daleville. Free admission, collecting donations of bathroom tissue, bath soap, facial tissues, multipurpose household cleaner, dishwashing liquid, laundry detergent and toothpaste to benefit the North Pocono Dry Goods Pantry.
Core Chiropractic Center, 180 United Penn Plaza, Kingston. One Warm Coat drop-off station: Dec.19, Bring in clean, gently used coats and receive a free massage and other gifts as a thank you. Info: 570.718.1672. Modified K9 Donation Collection for Hurricane Sandy Animal and Children Victims: Mon.-Fri., 9 a.m.-5 p.m., Valley Dog, 213 E. Luzerne Ave., Larksville. Collecting until Dec. 14, 5 p.m. Collecting cat litter, cat and dog food, dog toys, large dog beds, new childrens toys. Info: Karen Olson, 610.704.4499 or mk9karen@hotmail.com. Mohegan Sun Arena at Casey Plaza (255 Highland Park Blvd., Wilkes-Barre Twp.) Toys for Tots collection at WWE Supershow: Dec. 14, 7:30
p.m. Safe Haven Dog Rescue (www.SafeHavenPa.org, SafeHaven@epix.net) Pet pictures with Santa Claws: Dec. 1, 10 a.m.-2 p.m., Bergers Agway (Rt. 209, Brodheadsville). $8. Adoption Day: Dec. 16, 11 a.m.-3 p.m., Tractor Supply, Route 209, Brodheadsville. Volunteer Meeting: Dec. 18, 6:30 pm., Cherrys Restaurant, Route 209 near Route 534, Kresgeville. Toys For Tots Drop off point conducted by Sons of the American Legion Mountain Post 781: Mountain Post 781 (Church Rd., Mountain Top); Jannuzis Pizza (69 N. Mountain Blvd., Mountain Top); The Good 2 Go (36 N. Mountain Blvd., Mountain Top); Tonys
Pizza (26 S. Main St., Mountain Top); and Wychocks (Rt. 309, Wilkes Barre). New unwrapped toys can be dropped off at the American Legion Mon.-Fri., 1 p.m.-midnight, Sat.-Sun., noonmidnight. Drop off points open through Dec. 15. Info: 570.474.2161, alpost781.org. CAR & BIKE EVENTS Gunners PA Law Enforcement MC (gunnerspalemc@gmail.com, $20/rider, $10/passenger unless noted otherwise) Phantom Rider Program: If unable to make it to ride, donate $10 passenger fee and new stuffed animal, which will go to children in need, any left end of season go to Toys For Tots. Send to Gunners 11 Hemlock Dr., Tunkhannock, PA 18657.
Hi Lites Motor Club (www.hilitesmotorclub.com, Jack 570.477.2477, John 574.7470). Events feature door prizes, food, music, 50/50 drawing, more. No alcohol permitted. Uncle Bucks BBQ Pit Bike Night Wed., 6-9 p.m., 361 W. Main St., Plymouth. Food, drink specials. CHURCHES Church of Christ Uniting (Market Street and Sprague Avenue, Kingston, 570.288.8434) Non-perishable food items will be collected for the Al Beech West Side Food Pantry at all events. Night in Bethlehem: Dec. 9, 5-7 p.m. Blood Drive: Dec. 10, 12:30-
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ome people run away to join the circus; Kayla Dyches, however, brings the circus with her wherever she goes. Shes a onewoman show that tackles re-hooping, acts of contortion, and being suspended 30 feet in the air by nothing but two silks, for a start. Even as she told her story, the tiny, tattooed 29-year-old was constantly in motion, sitting on the oor stretching her legs over her head, rocking a handstand, or hanging from the ceiling, wrapped in silks in a perfect split. I didnt want to throw all that training away, she said of her 8-year run as a gymnast. A lot of people become instructors, but I went the circus route.
By Sara Pokorny Weekender Staff Writer
Dyches began her foray into cirque in 2007, having trained formally at Sky Gym, a school of aerial and cirque arts in Georgia. She went on to teach herself the rest of what she knows, supplementing that with workshops and the continual learning process of being an instructor to others. She currently runs her studio out of a building on Division Street in Kingston. yches primary skill is aerial dance, where she scales two silks rigged to a ceiling apparatus and twists and turns her way through choreographed routines, dropping, climbing again, and holding poses in mid-air. She typically tops out at 30 feet, but said she can go as high as 80. Luckily, she doesnt think much about falling. Ill get down before I get that tired that I might fall, she said. I try to concentrate on what Im doing at that moment; I dont think about it. Of course it can be dangerous. There are people whove died. People have fallen. If you land on your neck, youre done. Should she ever get close to the ground, shes got husband Jeremey, 31, to break her fall. Ive been kicked, punched, knocked down to the ground a few times by her moves, but thats OK because I dont need this to make money, she does,
ALL WRAPPED UP
he said with a laugh while pointing to his face. Jeremey is Dyches security, photographer, publicist, set-up and clean-up, and everything in between, making them a duo that gives Dyches the edge among other aerialists, who often have no assistant at all. The most important part of Dyches success is her unwavering dedication. For her, aerial work is equal parts upper and lower body strength, as well as an ability to be exible, and shes constantly focusing on keeping her body in top shape. Every day she goes through 20 minutes of cardio, an hour of weight lifting, then aerial work, stretching, handstands, contortionism, and always something new in order to keep things fresh. Its very cutthroat, she said of the business, which is due in part to the small group of aerialists that are out there. Thats one thing about the circus; you cant just do one thing. In order to be a viable asset, you have to be able to do more. Thats no problem for Dyches, who also works on the lyra (an aerial steel hoop), cor de lis (aerial rope), and regular hooping tricks on the ground that include spinning a ring wrought with ames around her body.
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Shes no stranger to being held upside by nothing but pure strength and silks. Dyches is a master aerialist who spends much of her time off the ground. (Photo by Jeremey Dyches)
HIGH-FLYING LIFESTYLE
yches portfolio has garnered calls from some of the top
organizations in the country. She said she keeps her clients A-list and has performed for Gulfstream Aerospace Corporation and the New Orleans Saints, where she did aerial bartending. She has a steady gig at Finale NYC and put on a show for Heidi Klum and guests this past weekend. We see a lot of incredible things, meet a lot of people, she said of the travels she and Jeremey have. People dont realize where doing something like this can take you. For all the events she does, she also enjoys her downtime at home and in her own workspace. Above all, Dyches is a mom, one whos passing her skills on to her 8-year-old daughter, Autumn. If she were here right now, shed be on the silks showing you all she knows, Jeremey said of his daughter. Shell do a routine right alongside Kayla. In October 2011, Dyches published her rst book, The Aerialists Companion, a guide providing technique and step-by-step instructions for beginners to advanced aerialists. Shes currently working on a second publication.
the ground, and there are always crash pads below just in case. Students will also learn an entire choreography throughout the hour session, including one maneuver that will test the strength, and mettle, of a beginner. Oh, the drops, Dyches said with a laugh. Everybody asks about the drops. Every beginner gets to do an amateur drop thats completely safe. The drop is important, Dyches said, because it requires the student to be condent in his or her body motions and the ability to have control. Its also an eyeopener and can make students see whether or not they want to dedicate their time and energy to the art as more than a hobby. No matter if youre looking into aerial dance as something new to try or a possible longterm gig, theres one thing Dyches can guarantee after a rst-time session. You will be sore, she said. Dont make any plans for the next day. W
(210 DIVISION ST., KINGSTON) 912.656.4649 FACEBOOK.COM/ RIOTHOOPING, TWITTER. COM/RIOTHOOPING, RIOTHOOPING.TUMBLR.COM CLASSES, FOR STUDENTS 16 YEARS OF AGE AND OLDER: MONDAYS AND TUESDAYS, BEGINNING JAN. 2013 7-8 P.M.: AERIAL INTRO, $20. 8-9 P.M.: AERIAL SILKS FOUR-CLASS BEGINNER SERIES, $25 OR $90 PAID IN FULL. PRIVATE LESSONS $45 AN HOUR FOR INDIVIDUALS. SEMI-PRIVATE LESSONS (FOR SMALL GROUPS, SCHEDULED IN ADVANCE, 2-6 PEOPLE) $35 AN HOUR PER PERSON
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Dyches can perform anywhere thanks to the equipment she owns, allowing for both indoor and outdoor venues. (Photo by Erik Binggeser)
In addition to her work as a performance artist, Dyches teaches classes in hooping and all facets of aerial work, including aerial yoga. She currently offers beginner and advanced classes at her studio, though she said the latter requires quite a bit of commitment. A lot of it deals with strength training and nutrition, she said. You could go through the more advanced lessons, but you probably wont get more than a foot or two off the ground if youre not eating right and if youre not supplementing with weight lifting. But if an introduction to the art is what you seek, Dyches offers that in the beginner course. Students never go more than two feet above
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Dyches works out of a studio in Kingston, practicing her own moves as well as teaching others. (Photo by Amanda Dittmar)
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5:30 p.m. Conyngham United Methodist Church (411 Main Street, Conyngham, 570.788.3960, conynghamumc.com) Sisters: Tues., 10 a.m., began Sept. 25. Andy Stanley six-week study, Twisting the Truth. All women welcome. Exaltation of the Holy Cross Church (420 Main Rd., Hanover Twp., 570.823.6242) Christmas Cookie Walk Fundraiser: Dec. 15, 10 a.m.-1 p.m. Buy a container for $8 and choose from 15 types of homemade cookies to fill it up. Info: 570.825.5723. First Presbyterian Church (97 S. Franklin St., Wilkes-Barre. 570.824.2478.) In dulci jubilo: In Sweet Rejoicing: Choral Arts of Luzerne County, Dec. 8, 7:30 p.m., First Presbyterian Church (97 S. Franklin St., Wilkes-Barre) and Dec. 9, 3 p.m., Christ Lutheran Church (467 Main St., Conyngham). $15, adults; $10, students and senior citizens. Montdale United Methodist Church (961 Lakeland Drive, Scott Township) Holiday Market and Bake Sale: Dec. 8, 10 a.m.-3 p.m. Ss. Cyril and Methodius Ukrainian Catholic Church (135 River St., Olyphant) Favorite Recipes from our Best Cooks Cookbook sale: Until Dec. 12. Hardcover set of two volumes, $25; single hardcover volume, $15. To order: Lauren, 570.383.0319 or any committee members. Send check to St. Cyrils Church at 135 River St., Olyphant. St. Marys Byzantine Catholic Church of Scranton International Dinner Club. Christmas Around the World: Dec. 13, sittings at 5:30 and 6:30 p.m., St. Marys Center, 320 Mifflin Ave, Scranton. $24.95 per person. Reservations by Dec. 7, 570.342.5151. St. Michaels Ukrainian Orthodox Church (540 N. Main Ave., Scranton, 570.343.7165) Pierogi Sale every Fri., 11 a.m.-5 p.m. St. Nicholas Catholic Church
(226 S. Washington St., WilkesBarre) Christmas Love Concert: Dec. 16, 4 p.m., featuring Wyoming Valley Harmony Chorus, Sounds Abound Quartet, GAR Young Men in Harmony, Dallas Middle School Barbershop Ensemble. $5. Info: 570.287.2476. St. Pauls United Methodist Church (Birch Street and Prospect Avenue, South Scranton Free community dinner: Dec. 15, 4:30-6:30 p.m. Christmas Eve candlelight service: 11 p.m. St. Stephens Episcopal ProCathedral (35 S. Franklin St., Wilkes-Barre, 570.346.4600) Food Pantry open Mon.-Fri., noon-4 p.m. Clothing Closet: free clothing for men, women, children. Open Tues., 4-6:30 p.m., Wed., noon-3:30 p.m. St. Thomas More Society (St. Clare Church, 2301 N. Washington Ave., Scranton, 570.343.0634, stthomasmoresociety.org) Guardian of the Redeemer Fellowship: First, third Mon. of month for men interested in adult discussion of Catholic faith. YOUCAT Teen Group welcomes post-Confirmation youth from all parishes for discussion of Theology of the Body for Teens. Meets first, third Thurs. of month, 5:30 p.m. Thomas More Anglican Parish at St. Josephs Church (N. Main Ave. & Theodore St., Scranton) Festival of Nine Lessons and Carols: Jan. 6, 5 p.m., followed by potluck supper and 3 Kings Celebration. Info: 570.343.0634. Trucksville United Methodist Church (40 Knob Hill Rd., Trucksville, 570.696.3897, office@trucksvilleumc.com) All Gods Children special needs program: every Sun. 9:4510:45 a.m. EVENTS Browndale Fire Co. (Route 247, 620 Marion St., Browndale, 43fire.com) Homemade Pierogi For Sale: donation $6/dozen. Potato and cheese. To order, contact any member, call 570.499.4908, e-mail jdoyle@nep.net, go online.
Christmas has arrived at the Dietrich Theater in Tunkhannock, where there are displays of antique dolls and toys, a furnished doll house, illustrations from childrens book B is for Bethlehem, a miniature barn scene showing what the animals do the night before Christmas, and much more. The displays are open through the first week of January. Camp Papillion Pet Adoption and Rescue (570.420.0450, camppapillion.org) Adoption Day: Dec. 9, 11 a.m.-3 p.m., Petco, 3895 Dryland Way, Easton. Info: 570.420.0450. Choral Society of Northeast Pennsylvania A Ceremony of English Carols: Dec. 9, 4 p.m., St. Stephens Episcopal Pro-Cathedral, 35 S. Franklin St., Wilkes-Barre. $15, adults; $3 discount, students, seniors, WVIA members, Lackawanna Library System card holders, members of the Raymond Hood Room at the Scranton Cultural Center. Peace: A Lyric Consort Christmas: Dec.8, 8 p.m., St. Lukes Episcopal Church, Scranton. $10, adults; students admitted free of charge with presentation of current school ID. Conyngham United Methodist Church (411 Main Street, Conyngham, 570.788.3960, conynghamumc.com) Sisters: Tues., 10 a.m., began Sept. 25. Andy Stanley six-week study, Twisting the Truth. All women welcome. Dietrich Theater (60 E. Tioga Street, Tunkhannock, 570.996.1500, www.dietrichtheater.com) Quilting for Everyone: Carpenters Wheel: Wed. through Dec. 12, 6-7:30 p.m. $6 per class. Quilting for Kids - Birds in the Air: Wed. through Dec. 12, 3:30-5 p.m. $6 per class. Mask Making: Ages 5-8, Fri., Nov. 30-Dec. 7, 4-5:30 p.m.; Ages 9-12, Thurs., Nov. 29-Dec. 6, 4-5:30 p.m. $40 for four classes. Emmet Otters Jug-Band Christmas: Dec. 7-8, 5:30 and 7 p.m. Free. Holiday Workshop: Dec. 8, 11 a.m.-12:30 p.m. Free. Its a Wonderful Life: Dec. 18, 2, 7 and 8 p.m. Free. Birds in the Air quilting for kids: Wed., through Dec. 12, 3:30-5 p.m. $6 per class. Carpenters Wheel quilting for everyone: Wed., through Dec. 12, 6-7:30 p.m. $6 per class. Holiday Camp: Dec. 27-28, 9:30-11 a.m. $25. For ages 5-12. Eastern Pocono Animal Alliance Spay/Neuter Clinic in need of volunteers, one day/week to check in clients, more; arrive by 8:15 a.m., commit to every week. Positions to help w/ vaccination clinics, substitute desk work. Stop in to office in back of Rainbow Plaza, Route 209, Brodheadsville, visitepaaonline.com, call 570.994.5846. The Friends of the Scranton Public Library Winter Book Sale: Dec. 14-15, 10 a.m.-5 p.m.; Dec. 16, 2-4 p.m., Library Express in the Mall at Steamtown, second floor. Info: Tina Thomas, 570.348.3000. The Greater Scranton Chamber of Commerce (222 Mulberry St., Scranton) Holiday Business Card Exchange: Dec. 12, 5 p.m. Womens Network Lucheon: Dec. 19, noon. Irem Clubhouse (64 Ridgeway Drive, Dallas) Free Arts and Music Celebration: Dec. 5, noon-3 p.m. Artwork by Deutsch Institute
Verve Vertu Art Studio, LakeLehman High School and Penn State Wilkes-Barre. Holiday music: Meghan Davis, Harpist, 12:15 p.m.; Lake-Lehman High School Chorus, 1 p.m.; Doug Smith Holiday Jazz Trio, 1:45 p.m.; Vocal Accord Barbershop Quartet, 2:30 p.m. Open House Holiday Party: Dec. 7, 6-11 p.m. $35, due by Dec. 3. 6 p.m. BYOB cocktail hour, buffet dinner at 7 p.m., dancing at 8 p.m. Reservations: 570.675.1134, extensions 100 or 106. Brunch with Santa: Dec. 16, 9 a.m.-2 p.m., Irem Clubhouse Restaurant, 64 Ridgeway Drive, Dallas. $11.95, adults; $6.95, children. Reservations: 570.675.1134, ext. 102. Leadership Lackawanna Mix, Mingle and Jingle Holiday party: Dec. 12, 5:30-7:30 p.m., Electric City Trolley Museum, Scranton. $15, Alumni and Friends Association members; $20, general admission. Tickets Info: Karen at 570.342.7711 or www.LeadershipLackawanna.com.
The Mall at Steamtown (300 Lackawanna Ave., Scranton, 570.343.3400) Live music and/or magic and childrens entertainment: Every Tues., Thurs., noon-2 p.m.; every Sun. 12:30-2:30 p.m. Open Mic with Sarah Yzkanin or Janice Gambo Chesna: Every Wed., 6-8 p.m. Mohegan Sun Arena at Casey Plaza (255 Highland Park Blvd., Wilkes-Barre Twp.) Disney on Ice celebrates 100 Years of Music: January 16-18, 7 p.m.; Jan. 19, 11 a.m., 3 and 7 p.m.; Jan. 20, 1 and 5 p.m.; Jan. 21, 1 p.m. $25 to $55; opening night, $15.50. Tickets available at www.ticketmaster.com or charge by phone at 800.745.3000.
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Pittston Memorial Library (47 Broad St., 570.654.9565, pitmemlib@comcast.net) Crochet club, Tues., 10 a.m., Thurs., 6 p.m. Kids craft club: Third Sat., 10 a.m. For grades 2-5. Kids Science Club, first Sat. of each month, open to students in grades 2-5. Page Turners kids book club, first Thurs. of each month,
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Cee-Lo Green is one busy man.
All Cee Lo wants for X-mas: more projects

The hardest working man in showbiz moniker is tossed around quite a bit these days, but Cee Lo Green is one who may actually be quite deserving of the title. His current mid-week stretch is one to marvel at. It was even later than the red-eye because it was delayed due to whatever weather was going on here, Green said of the flight he took into New York Wednesday morning. The Voice coach performed live in Los Angeles with Kermit the Frog as a part of the TV shows Tuesday night episode. Then, Green linked up with The Muppets and sang at the Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree Lighting Ceremony in Manhattan. Yeah, man, Im right out of here in the morning, going back to do The Voice tomorrow. The singer squeezed in an exclusive interview on The Ralphie Show after the tree lighting. He released Cee Los Magic Moment, a holiday album that features covers of classics and collaborations with A-listers, from his fellow Voice coach Christina Aguilera to the Muppets. Almost everyone grew up with the Muppets, and Im just a big fan, he said of the song All I Need Is Love. Im really just gracious that they would just honor me with their presence and allow me to collaborate with them. Cee Lo took on Mariah Careys All I Want for Christmas, receiving Mariahs blessing through her husband. Me and Nick (Cannon) have been friends for years, Green said. Usher Raymond is another one of Greens friends; the two grew up together in Atlanta. Raymond will replace Cee Lo next season on The Voice. At first, Green admitted he didnt know how Usher would fare. It takes an awful lot of personality and quick wittiness at times, but he is very accomplished, he said. I know him very well and if I was to share the seat with anybody, it would be him. Green will be taking season four of the singing competition off to take part in a plethora of projects from a Las Vegas residency and a solo album to an autobiography and a new Goodie Mob release. Were well in to that, Green updated on the Goodie Mob project. Looking forward to releasing that at the top of the year. Apparently Green hasnt forgotten about you Gnarls Barkley fans, either. I just talked to Danger Mouse recently, and were going to try to squeeze it in, Cee Lo revealed. Just knowing him and our chemistry, things kind of flow pretty quickly. So, I dont really know what new page hes on production-wise, but Id be really, really excited to hear what hes working on new, and Ill dial right in.
Joe and Stephanie Rodano with Curtis 50 Cent Jackson at QVC Headquarters in West Chester.
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How did you choose your career? My innate love of music, and I was inuenced by my Uncle Don Walter, who played trumpet and piano. The best part of my job is that my job description is Making people happy! Whats one thing people should know about your place of employment? Its great to be self-employed. (You can nd my work on lexingtonentertainment.org and youtube.com/dougsmithbass.) Something most people dont know about me is I formed an amateur rocket club with my cousin, Terry, when we were in high school. My hobbies are photography, movies, and eating locally-grown corn on the cob. When I was little, I wanted to be a rocket scientist for NASA when I grew up. Three interesting facts about me: I have a daughter named Melody, I play bass in the ofcial School House Rock band, and I conduct the House Orchestra at the Poconos premier resort, the Skytop Lodge. The last song I sang out loud was Under the Boardwalk by The Drifters. A talent I wished I possessed is visual artistry or the ability to play the piano. One thing Ive always wanted to do is visit Africa.
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American Wicca & The Garb Wench (americanwicca.org) Tarot Readings by High Priest Thane Amdor: By appointment Tues., Thurs., Sat. Bring friend, get free reading. To schedule, call 570.793.4095 Arts YOUniverse (47 N. Franklin St., Wilkes-Barre, 570.970.2787, www.artsyouniverse.com) Studio J, 2nd floor Meditation in tradition of Gurdjieff, Ospensky: Sun., 12-1 p.m., $5 Childrens Meditation: Thurs., 6-7 p.m. Ages 9-14, $5 Tarot Card Readings, by appointment. $20 first half hour, $10 additional half hours. Awakenings Yoga (570.472.3272) Private Yoga Instruction w/ certified senior Instructor of Himalayan Institute. 24 years experience. Learn secrets of Himalayan Masters. Lessons include asana, pranayama, meditation, relaxation, ayruveda, holistic nutrition, tantra. $75/ session Bellas Yoga Studio (650 Boulevard Ave., Dickson City, 570.307.5000, www.bellasyoga.com, info@bellasyoga.com) All workshops $15, pre-registration suggested. Sun. Class: 10-11:15 a.m. Features Alternating Vinyasa style yoga w/ yoga fusion. Club Fit (1 West Broad St., Hazleton, 570.497.4700, www.clubfithazleton.com) Boxing classes w/ Rich Pastorella (pastorella.net26.net). Mon., 7-8 p.m. $40/month. Goshin Jitsu Martial Arts Classes Every month at Golightleys Martial Arts (Mark Plaza Shopping Center, Rt. 11, Edwardsville). Focus on cardio, stretching, defense, stamina, more. Self defense, cardio, karate aerobics also available. $75/ month. Call 570.814.3293 for info. Haifa Belly Dance (Haifabellydance.com, 570.836.7399) Mon., 5:15 p.m., Serenity Wellness & Dance Center (135 Main St., Luzerne) Wed., 6 p.m., Holistic Health Center (Route 6, Tunkhannock) Inner Harmony Wellness Center (Mercy Hospital General Services Bldg., 743 Jefferson Ave., Scranton, 570.346.4621, www.innerharmonywellness.com, peteramato@aol.com) Meditation Technique Workshops: Wed., 6:30 p.m. $15/ session. Goal setting/stress reduction, more. Call for info/ reservation. Jeet Kune Do Fighting Concepts Teaches theories of movement in Martial Arts. $100/ month. Call instructor Mike DiMeglio for info, 570.371.8898. Kwon Kodo Lessons: Learn self-defense system that combines Korean Martial Arts such as Hapkido, Taekwondo & Kuk Sool. Lessons held at Hapkido Taekwondo Institute (150 Welles St., Forty Fort). $40/month. For info, call 570.287.4290 or visit htkdi.com. Leverage Fitness Studio (900 Rutter Ave., Forty Fort, 570.338.2386, leveragetrainingstudio.com) Hours: Mon.-Thurs. 6 a.m.-9 p.m., Fri. 6 a.m.-7 p.m., Sat. 8 a.m.-4 p.m., Sun. 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Fusion Flexibility: Sun. 9-10 a.m. Wake-Up Workout: Mon., Wed., Fri. 7-7:45 a.m. Executive Workout: Mon., Wed. 12:15-12:45 p.m. Sexy to the Core: Wed. 5:30 p.m. Primal Scream: Tues., Thurs. 7-8 p.m. Inferno: Sat. 10 a.m. All classes free to members, $10 non-members. Meditation/Yoga classes at Spectrum Health & Racquet Club (151 Terrace Dr., Eynon). Meditation: Fri., 7-8 p.m. Yoga: Sat., 9:45-10:45 a.m. $5 each class, bring mat. Call 570.383.3223 for info. Odyssey Fitness (401 Coal St., Wilkes-Barre, 570.829.2661, odysseyfitnesscenter.com) Yoga Classes: Sun., 12:30 p.m.; Mon., 7:15 a.m.; Tues., 7 a.m., 5 p.m.; Wed., 8 a.m., 6:30 p.m.; Thurs., 6:30 p.m.; Sat., 10:30 a.m. All levels welcome. ZumbAtomic: Lil Starz, ages 4-7: 5:30 p.m.; Big Starz, ages 8-12: 6:15 p.m. Prana Yoga Studio (960 Prescott Ave., Dunmore, www.pranayogadunmore.com) Classes taught in vinyasa flow, geared for all levels Mon.: Advanced, 6 p.m.; tai chi with Blake Wheeler 7:308:45 p.m., Thurs., 8:45-10 p.m., $45/month, on class/week, $65/ month, two classes/week. Contact Blake at 434.989.1045 or blakewhlr@yahoo.com for info. Tues.: Beginner, 10 a.m.; Open Level, noon; Beg./Intermediate, 5:30 p.m.; Intermediate, 7:30 p.m. Wed.: Beginner, 5:30 p.m.; Advanced 7:30 p.m. Thurs.: Open Level, 10 a.m.; Beg./Intermediate, 5:30 p.m.; Intermediate, 7:30 p.m. Fri.: Open Level, 10 a.m.; Advanced, 6 p.m. Sat.: Beg./Intermediate, 10 a.m.; Intermediate, noon. Sun.: Intermediate, noon; Candle-lit Open Level, 6 p.m. Sandstorm Fitness with Rachel Kali Dare: Wed. 4-5 p.m. Learn various techniques and shed pounds. Call 570.677.7067 or email standuphungry@yahoo.com for info. The Self Discovery and Wellness Arts Center (200 Lake Ave., Montrose, 570.278.9256 or e-mail wellness@epix.net, wellnessarts.com) Monthly World Peace Meditation and Reiki Circle: First Tuesday of every month, 5-7 p.m. $10. Members High Tea and Cello Concert: Dec. 1, 2:30-5 p.m. Free to members and a guest. Non-members invited to cello concert at 4 p.m., $15. Spine & SportCare (Old Forge, 570.451.1122) Pilates Mat Classes: Mon. 9:30 a.m.; Wed. noon; Thurs. 5:30 p.m.; Yoga Flow: Tues. 5:30 p.m. $10/class, $45/5 classes. Small Group Personal Training: Personalized program changes w/ every session, similar to P90X crossfit. All levels, call for details. Studio Brick (118 Walnut St., Danville, 570.275.3240) All Levels Yoga: Wed. (ongoing), 10-11 a.m.
Tarot Card Readings Mon., noon-5 p.m., Duffys Coffee House (312 S. State St., Clarks Summit). Info: 570.575.8649 Tarot Readings every Sun., 11 a.m.-5:30 p.m., Shambala, Scranton, located at Mall At Steamtown, first floor outside Bonton. Walk-ins welcome. Info: 570.575.8649, 344.4385, find Shambala on Facebook. Thetravelingyogi@yahoo.com Individual attention for physical/spiritual advancement. All levels welcome. Call 570.709.2406 for info. Classes held at The Studio at 32 (32 Forrest St., Wilkes-Barre) Sat., 10:30 a.m.-noon. Unity: A Center for Spiritual Living (140 South Grant St., Wilkes-Barre, 570.824.7722) A Course in Miracles / Holistic Fitness-Yoga Sessions: Tues., 6:30-8:30 p.m. Meditation Chakra Clearing Deeksha: 2nd, 4th Mon., 7-8:30 p.m. $8. Oneness meditation, chakra clearing/energization, transfer of Divine Energy. Welcome beginning, experienced meditators, all paths. Info: 587.0967, ernie@divinejoyministry.com. Birth2012: Celebrating the start of a new era: Dec. 22, begins 4 p.m., $12. Reservations by Dec. 15. Waering Stained Glass Studio (336 N. Washington St., Wilkes-Barre). Tarot Card Readings: $50/ first half hour, $10 additional. Appointment only. Call 570.417.5020. Waverly Community House (1115 N. Abington Rd., Waverly, 570.586.8191, www.waverlycomm.org) Be Who You Want to Be with Buddhist monk Gen Samten Kelsang: Thurs., Nov. 8-Dec. 13, no class Nov. 22, 7-8:30 p.m. $10 per class. During this series, learn five special techniques to harness the power of the mind and unlock inner potential. White Dragon Internal Strength Chi Kung (330 Sandra Dr., Jefferson Twp & Scranton, 570.906.9771) Tai chi, yoga, meditation, chi kung, white lotus, pai lum, flowing water, inner tiger. Beginners-advanced. Mon.Fri., open 6 a.m.-10 p.m. Sat. 8 a.m.-9 p.m. Sun 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Private and group. Any ages. Wilkes-Barre YMCA events (570.823.2191) Zumbatomic: Sat., 1 p.m. $16/8 week session for YMCA members, $20/non-members.
Designed for ages 7-12, now offering parent class. Pre-registration required. The Yoga Studio (210 Wyoming Ave., Wyoming, 570.301.7544) Yoga: Mon., 9:30 a.m., 6:30 p.m.; Wed., 10:30 a.m.; Thurs., 9:30 a.m., 6:30 p.m.; Sat., 10:30 a.m. Zumba: Tues., 5:30 p.m.; Wed. 9 a.m., 7 p.m.; Fri., 5:30 p.m. YMCA of Greater Pittston (10 N Main St, Pittston, 570.655.2255 ext. 104, mlabagh@greaterpittstonymca.org) Zumba Toning: Mon., 5 p.m. Zumba Gold: Tues., 10:30 a.m. Kids Creative Movement: Tues., 3:45-4:15 p.m. Zumba: Wed., 5 p.m. Zumba Gold: Thurs., 10:30 a.m. Early Tikes Gymnastics: Wed., 9-9:30 a.m. $30. Just 3s: Wed., 9:45-10:15 a.m. $30. Twinkie Fitness: Thurs., 5:15-6 p.m., $30. Age 4. Beginner Gymnastics: Young beginner (ages 5-7), Sat., 9-9:45 a.m.; beginner (ages 7+), Sat., 10-10:45 a.m.; intermediate (ages 10+), Sat., 11 a.m.-noon. $40/member, $30/family member, $55/non-members. Basketball: Beginner (kindergarten, grades1-2), Tues., 5:30- 6:15 p.m. Basketball Basics: (grades 3-5) Tues., 6:30-7:30 p.m. $50/ members, $40/family member, $65/non-members. Basketball and Softball: Tee Ball (ages 5-6), Sat., 9-9:45 a.m.; pre-minors baseball (ages 7-10), Sat., 10-11 a.m.; pre-minors softball (ages 7-10), Sat., 11:15 a.m.-12:15 p.m., $50/members, $40/family members, $65/nonmembers. Zumba Fitness Classes Mon./Wed., 5:15 p.m.; Sat., 11 a.m., at TLC Fitness Center (bottom of Morgan Hwy., Scranton). $5/class. Call 570.558.7293 for info. Adult classes held at Fitwize 4 Kids Tues./Thurs., 7:15, Sun., 11 a.m. on Keyser Ave. across from Keyser Oak Shopping Center Call 348.9383 for info.
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4 p.m., grades 3-5. Family Story Time for preschoolers and toddlers: Saturdays, 1:30 p.m.
open daily 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Tours hourly, $8 adults, $7.50 seniors, $5.50 ages 3-12. Everhart Museum (1901 Mulberry St., Scranton, 570.346.7186, www.everhartmuseum.org) European River Cruise: April 8-15, 2013. From $2,549/ member, double occupancy, plus air. Info: 570.504.7575, EverhartRiverCruise.com The Houdini Museum (1433 N. Main Ave., Scranton) Every weekend by reservation. Open 1 p.m., closes 4 p.m. Also available weekdays for school groups, bus, hotel groups. $17.95/adults, $14.95/11 and under. Ghost Tours: Scheduled daily, 7 p.m., reservations required. Secret time/meeting place divulged upon reservation, call 570.383.1821.$20/adults, $15/11 and under. Rain or shine, yearround. Daytime walks also available on limited basis. Private tours can be arranged for groups. Info: scrantonghosttours.com, magicus@comcast.net. Lackawanna Historical Society (The Catlin House, 232 Monroe Avenue, Scranton, 570.344.3841) Downtown Walking Tours (free and open to the public): Custom Tours: 7-8 blocks, about 2 hours. Routes selected based on interests of participants Most days, noon-6 p.m. $5/person, min. 4 people, max. 30. Call 955.0244. Step-on bus tours, Costume Tours: Call for info. Luzerne County Historical Society (49 S. Franklin St., Wilkes-Barre, 570.823.6244, lchs@epix.net) Denison House Afternoons of Colonial Hospitality: Dec. 8-9, 1-5 p.m., Nathan Denison House (35 Denison St., Kingston). $4, adults; $2, children; free, under 5. Christmas Tour of the Swetland Homestead: Dec. 6-7, 6-8 p.m.; Dec.8, 1-5 and 6-8 p.m.; Dec. 9, 1-5 p.m., 885 Wyoming Ave., Wyoming. $6, adults; $4, children; free, under 5 years old. Pennsylvanias Anthracite Heritage Museum (McDade Park, Scranton: 570.963.4804, www.phmc.state.pa.ust) Open year round, Mon.-Sat. from 9
a.m.-5 p.m. and Sun., noon-5 p.m. Scranton Iron Furnaces (159 Cedar Ave., Scranton, www.anthracitemuseum.org) For guided tours, call Anthracite Heritage Museum at 570.963.4804 for schedule/fees. St. Anns National Basilica Shrine and Monastery (Scranton: 570.347.5691) Group tours available by appointment. Open 9 a.m.-8 p.m. daily. Steamtown National Historic Site (I-81 to Exit 53, Scranton: 570.340.5200 or 888.693.9391, www.nps.gov/stea) Ongoing: Interpretive programs, visitor center, theater, a history museum. Open daily, 9-5 p.m. $7 adults, $6 senior citizens, $2 children ages 6-12. The Scranton Limited train ride: Wed.-Sun. 30 minute rides depart from Roundhouse boarding area Wed., 10:30 & 11:30 a.m., 1:30 & 2:15 p.m. A historic steam locomotive operates Thurs.-Sun. 10:30 & 11:30 a.m., 1:30 & 2:15 p.m. $3 per person, all ages 6+. Visit www.nps.gov/stea for train schedule or call 570.340.5200. Tripp House (1011 N. Main Ave., Scranton: 570.961.3317). The oldest structure in Lackawanna County. Tours are conducted by appointment. LEARNING Art Classes at the Georgiana Cray Bart Studio (123 Brader Dr., Wilkes-Barre, 570.947.8387, gcraybart@aol.com, gcraybartartworks.com) Painting, drawing, creative arts/pencil, charcoal, oil, acrylic, pastel, colored pencil, mixed media: Adults (Ages 13+): Mon.Tues., noon-4 p.m.; Tues.-Wed., 6-9 p.m. Student may choose length of time from 1-3 hrs. for evening class Children (Ages 8-12): Weekdays, 4:30-5:30 p.m. Ballroom Dancing taught by certified members of Dance Educators of America. Available for private groups, clubs, organizations, senior centers, more. Call 570.785.9459. Bridge. Beginning or Intermediate Lessons, playing time for
regular games and tournaments. Jewish Community Center (River Street, Wilkes-Barre). Call Rick Evans at 570.824.4646 or Rev. Ken McCrea at 570.823.5957. Downtown Arts at Arts YOUniverse (47 N. Franklin St., Wilkes-Barre, 570.970.2787, www.artsyouniverse.com) Kids Craft Hour with Liz Revit: Sat., 10:15 a.m.-11:15 a.m. Make jewelry, paper mache, more. $15, includes supplies. For info or to register, call 817.0176. Drawing and Painting Lessons: Realist painter teaches techniques of old masters. Private lessons Fri.-Sun. To schedule, call 570.820.0469, e-mail bekshev@yahoo.com or visit www.artistvs.com. Endless Mountains Nature Center Bird Feeding Basics: Dec. 8, 1:30-3:30 p.m., Nature Center Lodge inside Camp Lackawanna, 1309 Vosburg Road, Tunkhannock. Info: 570.836.3835. Everhart Museum (1901 Mulberry St., Scranton, 570.346.7186, www.everhartmuseum.org) Everybodys Art New Series of Adult Art Classes: $25/workshop members, $30 non-members. Pre-registration required. Rosen Method easy movement program, Thurs., 2-3 p.m., Folk art gallery, $5/class, free to members. Must pre-register. Early Explorers: Mon., 1-1:45 p.m. Free, suitable for ages 3-5. Pre-registration required, groups welcome. For info, to register, call or e-mail education@everhart-museum.org. Creating Gift Cards with Flair!: Dec. 1, 5, 10 a.m.-noon. Registration deadline Nov. 26. Museum Adventure Week: Dec. 26-28, 9 a.m.-noon for ages 5-11, 1-4 p.m. for ages 12-16. $25, museum members; $30, nonmembers. Registration deadline Dec. 17. GreenBeing (334 Adams Ave., Scranton, info@shopgreenbeing.com) Not Your Grannys Sewing: one-on-one lessons: $40/lesson, $140/4 sessions, 2-3 hour sessions. Tailored to individual needs. Guitar & Bass Lessons avail-
able from Fox Studios (11 Rhine Creek Rd., Drums) Mon.-Thurs. 1-10 p.m. $16 per hour. All ages, all styles of music, all levels. Call 570.788.4797 for info. Harris Conservatory for the Arts (545 Charles St. Luzerne, 570.287.7977 or 718.0673) Instrumental Music Instruction Private Ballroom Lessons Private Vocal Instruction: Tues. evenings. Private Guitar Instruction: Classical, acoustic, electric for all ages. Horse Back Riding Lessons Elk Stables, Uniondale, by appointment only. All levels welcome. Call 570.575.8649 to schedule. Math Tutoring and Coaching Highly qualified and experienced teacher. All levels tutoring, coaching, homework help. Individuals/groups. Fun-filled Math Anxiety Buster Workshops. Open all week. Ongoing enrollment. Call 570.899.5576, e-mail sibut4710@aol.com. Moscow Clayworks (moscowclayworks.com) Focus on hand-building techniques: Adults, Tues., 6-8 p.m.; kids, Thurs., 6-8 p.m. $125/5 sessions. Reservations required. Potters Wheel for Beginners: Mon., Wed., 6-8 p.m. $125/5 sessions. Reservations required. NEPA Bonsai Society (Midway Garden Center, 1865 Hwy. 315, Pittston, 570.654.6194, www.myspace.com/nepabonsai). Monthly meeting last Wed., 7 p.m. Features business sessions, demonstrations/programs/ workshops. New Visions Studio & Gallery (201 Vine Street, Scranton, 570.878.3970, newvisionsstudio@gmail.com, newvisionsstudio.com) Kids Art Class: Ages 11-16, Sat., 3-5 p.m.; Ages 5-10, Sun., 3-5 p.m. $100 for four weeks or $30 per class. All supplies included. Adult Acrylic Painting Class: Mon., Nov. 5-26, 5-6:30 p.m. $100, all supplies included.
Plymouth Public Library (107 W. Main St., Plymouth, 570.779.4775) Christmas Sing-a-long: Dec. 13, 6:30 p.m., Barnes and Noble Arena Hub. The Regal Room (216 Lackawanna Ave., Olyphant, 570.489.1901) Deluxe Semi-private Christmas Party: Dec. 8, 7 p.m.-midnight. $35-52, due Nov. 30. Full course dinner, open bar, music by Jeffrey James Band, 21+.
South Side Senior Center (425 Alder St., Scranton) Ballroom Dancing Classes: Fridays beginning Dec. 7 through March, 12:30-1:30 p.m., $5, 50 and older; $7, all other ages. Info: 346-2487 Christmas Party: Dec. 20, 10-11:30 a.m. Entertainment by the Reflections, snacks and refreshments. $1.25 day of the party. Waverly Community House (1115 N. Abington Rd., Waverly, waverlycomm.org) Breakfast with Santa: Dec. 8, 10:30 a.m. $8. Info: 570.586.8191, ext. 5
Your Dogs Place, LLC (570.729.8977, yourdogsplace@yahoo.com) K9 Nose Work: Intro to Nose Work, Sat., 11:30 a.m.; Wed., 10 a.m. Intro to Odor, Mon., 8:15 p.m. Intro to Vehicles and Exteriors, Mon., 7 p.m. Continuing Nose Work, Mon., 5 p.m. Kinderpuppy: Wed., 6 p.m., Sat., 10 a.m. Puppy parenting 101. Canine Life & Social Skills: Thurs., 5:30, 6:30, 7:30 p.m. Reliable Recalls: Fri., 6-7:30 p.m. LOCAL HISTORY Electric City Trolley Museum and Coal Mine Tour (Cliff Street, Scranton 570.963.6590) Museum open 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Excursions: Wed.Sun. 10:30 a.m., noon, 1:30 p.m., 3 p.m. Rides: $10 adults, $9 seniors, $7.75 ages 3-12. Mine
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CLASSES Aikido of Scranton, Inc. (1627 N. Main Ave., Scranton, 570.963.0500) Self-Defense Class taught by Aikido Master Ven Sensei, every Mon. & Wed., 7-9 p.m. $10. Traditional Weapons Class, Thurs., 7-9 p.m. $10. Back Mountain Martial Arts Center & Mountaintop Karate Center For info, call either location, Back Mountain (4 Carr Ave., 570.675.9535) or Mountaintop (312 S. Mountain Blvd., 466.6474): Visit Website at www.fudoshinkai1.com. Instruction in Traditional Karate, Jujutsu, Sivananda Yoga (Back Mountain): Tues., Wed., Thurs., 4:30-9 p.m., Sat., 8:30 a.m.-12 p.m. (Mountaintop Karate Center Mon., Weds., Fri., 4:30-9 p.m. Instruction in Traditional Karate, Jujutsu, Sivananda Yoga (Mountaintop): Mon., Wed., Fri., 4:30-9 p.m. Dance Contours (201 Bear Creek Blvd., Wilkes-Barre, 570.208.0152, www.dancecontours.com) Adult classes: ballet, tap, lyrical, CardioSalsa, ballroom dance. Children/teen classes: ballet, tap, CheerDance, HipTech Jazz, a form of dance blending basic Jazz Technique with styles of street dance, hip hop. Zumba classes for adults: Tues., 6 p.m., Sat., 10 a.m. First class free. Adult ballet: Sat. morn. Downtown Arts at Arts YOUniverse (47 N. Franklin St., Wilkes-Barre, 570.970.2787, www.artsyouniverse.com) Traditional Egyptian Belly Dance: Wed., beginners 6-7 p.m.; intermediate 7-8 p.m. intermediate. $10. Call 343.2033 for info. Tribal Fusion Dance: Thurs., beginners 6-7 p.m.; intermediate 7-8 p.m. $10. Call 836.7399 for info. Cabaret with Helena: Sat., 4:30 p.m. Pre-registration required. Call 553.2117 for info. African Dance: Wed. & Sun., 1 p.m. Traditional African moves with jazz and hip-hop. $10, registration required, call 212.9644 or visit hipbodysoul.com for info. Extreme M.M.A.(2424 Old
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Chinese Martial Arts as taught in The Central Guoshu Institute. Instruction in classical Shaolin styles includes: Sil-Lum HungGar Tiger Claw, Shaolin White Crane Boxing, Northern Long Fist Kung-Fu. Info: 570.341.8089, 249.1087 St. Josephs School classes (1627 N. Main Ave., Scranton, 570.963.0500): Traditional Weapons Class: Thurs., 7-9 p.m. Self-defense techniques using cane, club, short stick, wooden sword, escrima sticks, more. Learn history principles, practical use. No prior martial arts experience. $10/class. Womens Self-Defense Class: Sat., 10 a.m.-12 p.m. Selfdefense techniques to protect from variety of attacks. No prior martial arts experience. Wear loose fitting clothes. $10/class. United Fighting Arts Association (Twin Stacks, 1140 Memorial Highway, Dallas. 570.675.9535.) Training and demonstrations by Grandmaster Newman: Dec. 8, 9 a.m.-2 p.m. $30. Womens Self-Defense Seminar: Dec.15, noon-4 p.m., Back Mountain Martial Arts at Twin Stacks, 1140 Memorial Highway, Dallas. $60. World Class Boxing (239 Schuyler Ave., Kingston, www.wcbboxing.net, 570.262.0061) Boxing & Kickboxing Fitness Bootcamp: Mon.-Sat. noncontact program Programs include Kids & Teen Boxing programs, striking for MMA & competition training, womens-only kickboxing Boot Camp, Zumba, more. Y Walk Wed. Guided evening walks in Wilkes-Barre and Hazleton. Begin 6 p.m., meet in lobby either citys YMCA. In case of rain, walk same time following day. Info: Wilkes-Barre YMCA, 570.823.2191; Hazleton, 455.2046
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Berwick Rd., Bloomsburg. 570.854.2580) MMA Class: Mon., Wed., 6-7 p.m. First visit free. Wrestling fundamentals, basic Brazilian Ju-Jitsu No Gi. Call for info. Boxing/Kickboxing Fitness Class: Mon., Wed., 7-8 p.m. First visit free. Non-combative class. Personal Training: Call 317.7250 for info. GregWorks Professional Fitness Training (107 B Haines Court, Blakely, 570.499.2349, gregsbootcamp@hotmail.com, www.vipfitnesscamp.com) Beach Body Bootcamp: Mon.-Fri., 6:30 & 8 p.m.; Sat., 1 p.m. Bridal Bootcamp: Mon.-Fri., 6:30 & 8 p.m.; Sat., 1 p.m. Bridal party group training, couples personal training available. Fitness Bootcamp: 4-week sessions, Mon.-Fri., 6:30 & 8 p.m.; Sat., 1 p.m. New Years Resolution Flab to Fab Bootcamp: Mon.-Fri., 6:30 & 8 p.m., Sat., 1 p.m. Guaranteed results. Private/Semi-Private sessions available, e-mail for info. Harris Conservatory for the Arts (545 Charles St. Luzerne, 570.287.7977 or 718.0673) Dragons Tale Karate: Mon., 5:30-7 p.m.; Wed., 6-7:30 p.m. Ages 5+. Tumbling: Fri., 5:30-6:30 p.m. Ages 5+. $30/month. Northeastern Ju-Jitsu (1047 Main St., Swoyersville, 570.714.3839, nejujitsu.com) Open 7 days/week, offers training in Traditional Karate, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, boxing, Judo, Womens self defense. Group, private self defense classes available by appointment.
Kettlebells, a centuries-old Russian training tool, is one important tool to finishing a strong workout.(AP Photo/Mike Derer)
Finish 2012 strong with a positive attitude

It is often said that its not how you start something, but rather how you finish it that really counts. While the road to success is often paved with good intentions, sometimes we fall short in our quest to succeed. The reasons we fail may have nothing to do with ourselves personally, but rather how we approach a task or how we view it. Before starting something new, be it a fat loss plan, an exercise, a new nutrition strategy, or even something unrelated to fitness, keep your expectations realistic. If you dont conquer something the first time you set sail, do not become discouraged. While it may be easier to quit, dont fall back into old habits or give up instead, use this phrase as leverage and demand excellence from yourself. Excelling in something doesnt always mean being number one; it just means doing your best at whatever it is you want to do. I believe most people fail to give it their best. You may have legitimate reasons for doing so, but analyze these reasons and make sure they are not excuses. Be brutally honest with yourself and dont allow laziness to make its way into the equation. As we approach the end of another month and the end of 2012, finish strong. Dont allow yourself to let these weeks pass you by. Dont wait until January to begin your journey. Clear your mind of cant, as Samuel Johnson said, and believe in the power of optimistic thinking. With three solid weeks left in 2012, it is still possible to drop six pounds. Recalibrate and refocus. Finishing strong will help you end the year well, and there is nothing more satisfying knowing you did your best. Along with ending the month and year with a solid performance, I always recommend ending your workouts with the same vigor and intensity. I finish most of my workouts with something called a finisher, for obvious reasons. A finisher is to be done at the very end of your workout, but before your recovery drink. Here is one I routinely do and suggest to my clients: 10 kettlebell swings, 10 jumping jacks, nine kettlebell swings, nine jumping jacks, eight kettlebell swings, eight jumping jacks, etc. Perform this sequence and work your way down to one kettlebell swing and one jumping jack. Finishing exercises are a great way to increase cardiovascular fitness without the muscle-wasting effects on traditional cardio routines.
School of Combat Arts (24 Forrest St., Wilkes-Barre, 570.468.9701, schoolofcombatarts.com) Open 6 days/week. Offering classes in Brazilian jiu jitsu, submission grappling, Russian sambo, boxing, Muay Thai, kickboxing, Ninjutsu, wrestling. Classes for men, women, children. Group, private classes available. Childrens class now for $35/month. Sil-Lum Kung-Fu & Tai-Chi Academy (509 Pittston Ave., Scranton) Specializing in Traditional
-Tim Hlivia is the owner of Leverage Fitness Studio in Forty Fort. Want to finish 2012 the right way? Stop by Leverage today to learn how.
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Northeast Photography Club (www.northeastphotographyclub.org) meets first Wed. of month 7 p.m. in boardroom of Prime Med (old Wes Freedman Building) off Morgan Hwy. Variety of topics, monthly contest, guest speakers. Membership open. Phoenix Performing Arts Centre (409-411 Main St., Duryea, 570.457.3589, phoenixpac.vpweb.com, phoenixpac08@aol.com) Ballet and jazz classes: Tues., 5:30-6:30 p.m. Ages 10 and up. $10, first class; $5, second class. Dimensions in Dance w/ Lee LaChette: Jazz, tap, ballet for adults & kids. $10/hour, $5/ second class. E-mail or call 991.1817. Tap classes: Tues., 6:30-7:30 p.m. Ages 10 and up. $10, first class; $5, second class. Tap / jazz / ballet: Tues., 7:30-8:30 p.m. $10, first class; $5, second class. Vocal lessons w/ Joelle Colombo Witner: Wed., Sun. E-mail or call 991.1817. Vocal Coaching w/ Nicole Rasmus: $15/half hour Stage Combat Lessons w/ Paul J. Gallo: 12 weeks, date/time TBA. 1.5 hours, prepare for intense physical activity, dress appropriately. $20/week or $200 up front. Piano and Flute Lessons (Anne, 570.881.2433) Private studio in Kingston, enthusiastic approach, learn at own pace and in natural learning style. Professional teacher/performer (Bachelors in Music Performance, SUNY Purchase Conservatory of Music; Masters in Music Performance, University of Texas at Austin Butler School of Music). Accepting new students of all ages, time slots available early mornings into evenings weekdays for 30, 45, 60 minutes. Pocono Arts Council (18 N. Seventh St., Stroudsburg. 570.476.4460. www.poconoarts.org) Intermediate watercolor: Wed., Nov. 7-28, 10 a.m.-1 p.m., $110, member; $120, non-member; $90, senior member; $95, senior non-member. Oil painting: Dec.6, 13, 20, 6:30-8:30 p.m., $54, member;
$62, non-Member; $50 senior member; $55, senior non-member. Acrylic painting: Dec. 3, 10, 17, 9:30 a.m.-12:30pm. $85, member; $95, non-member; $65, senior member; $70, senior nonmember. Decorative Christmas Wreath Making: Dec. 1, 1-4 p.m. $25, member; $30, non-member; $15, senior member; $20, senior non-member. $15 materials fee. Create Unique Watercolor Greeting Cards: Dec. 2, 1-4 p.m. $25, member; $30, non-member; $15, senior member; $20 senior non-member. Drawing: Dec. 5, 12, 19, 6-9 p.m. $54, member; $62, nonmember; $50, senior member; $55, senior non-member. Childrens Workshops, ages 6-11 years Christmas Ornament Workshop: Dec. 8, 1-4 p.m. $25, member; $30, non-member. $10 materials fee. Parent/Child Workshop Mason Jar Gifts: Dec. 9, 1-4 p.m. $25, member; $30, non-member. $20 materials fee. Private Voice Lessons Mon.Thurs. by appointment. Learn proper singing technique in downtown Wilkes-Barre studio. Specializing in opera/classical/ musical theater. Hour, half-hour lessons. Student discounts available. Please call 824.5428 or visit www.katrinalykes.com for info. Something Special: (23 West Walnut Street Kingston, 570.540.6376, angietheartist@aol.com, www.angelademuroart.com) MANGA Art Class: (Japanese Cartooning) Wed., 4-5 p.m. Learn the art of Japanese cartooning. 4-week session, supplies included: $60 per child. Call or e-mail to register. Southside Senior Center (425 Alder St., Scranton, 570.346.2487) Language Partnership English & Spanish Classes: Fri., 10 a.m. Free, open to all. For info, call 346.0759. Volunteers needed for Operation Friendship: Program organized by Serving Seniors (Scranton Life Building, 538 Spruce St., Suite 408, Scranton). Operation Friendship works to bring holiday cheer and greetings to residents of nursing and assist-
Brook Bldg. (rear), Forty Fort; Wed., 7 p.m. United Methodist Church, Mountaintop. 570.288.9892. Narcotic Anonymous Meetings every Tues. at 7 p.m., downstairs in the Methodist Education Building, located off Courthouse Square, on the corner of Marion and Warren Street in Tunkhannock. There are no fees or dues. Newcomers always welcome. Oakwood Terrace (400 Gleason Dr., Moosic, 570.451.3171 ext. 116 or 101) Support Group Meetings: third Wed. of each month, 6:30 p.m. Overeaters Anon. meetings Mon., Tues., Thurs., 7 p.m.; Wed., 7:30 p.m.; Sat., 10 a.m. No fee, newcomers welcome. Call 570.829.1341 for details/meeting locations of visit www.oa.org. Pride of NEPA meetings the second Tues. of each month. Visit prideofnepa.org for details. Suicide Bereavement Support Group First/Third Thurs. every month, 7 p.m., at Catholic Social Services (33 E. Northampton St., Wilkes-Barre). Call 570.822.7118 ext. 307 for info. Wilkes-Barre/Scranton Resolve Infertility Peer Support Group: Last Sun. of month, 6:30-8 p.m., Kistler Learning Center at Geisinger Wyoming Valley. Contact Jennifer for info, 610.393.8098. Wyoming Valley Home School Network A support group for home school or cyber school parents throughout NEPA providing monthly meetings, field trips, park days, more. Visit wvhsnetwork.webs.com or contact Julie Lemardy at jmlemardy@gmail.com for info.
Give the gift of laughter, and a signed book, when author Jozef Rothstein does a reading and signing of his tome As the Matzo Ball Turns Dec. 8 from noon to 2 p.m. at the Barnes and Noble in the Arena Hub Plaza. ed living or personal care homes. Individuals and groups needed to write and send personalized Christmas cards. Info: 570.344.3931. Waverly Community House (1115 N. Abington Rd., Waverly, 570.586.8191, www.waverlycomm.org) Ballroom Dancing Lessons: Wed., 7:15 p.m., Comm auditorium. Basic & advanced ballroom, swing. $15/person. For info, call Vince Brust at 489.3111. Wyoming Valley Art League Painting with Irina Krawitz: $15/hour, $120/4-weeks. Call 570.793.3992 for info. SOCIAL GROUPS AA Intergroup NEPA If you want to drink, thats your business. If you want to quit, we have an answer. Info: aaintergroupnepa.org, 570.654.0488 Alcohol Anonymous: Mon./ Fri 7 p.m. (373 N. Main St., Wilkes-Barre), Tue. 7 p.m. (25 Church St., Wilkes-Barre), Wed. 10:15 a.m. (301 Shoemaker St., Swoyersville), 7 p.m. (1000 E. Mountain Blvd., Wilkes-Barre), 8 p.m. (562 Wyoming Ave., Kingston), Thurs. 10 a.m. (75 S. Prospect St., Nanticoke), 7:30 p.m. (301 Lake St., Dallas), Fri. 7:30 p.m. (Triangle 24 Hour Club, Dallas), Sat. 7:30 p.m. (1003 Wyoming Ave., Forty Fort), Sun. 7 p.m. (128 W. Washington St., Nanticoke). Call 570.288.9892 for info. Beehive Area Narcotics Anonymous (Wilkes-BarreKingston-Nanticoke-Mountaintop) 24 hour phone line: 570.654.7755 or 1.866.935.4762. Better Breathers Club: Second Tuesday of every month, 6:30 p.m., Geisinger-Community Medical Center, Professional Building Auditorium (316 Colfax Ave., Scranton). Info: 570.969.8986. Building Industry Association of NEPA (570.287.3331) Sponsorship: Become host of a monthly General Membership Meeting. Call or e-mail danielle@bianepa.com for details. Accepting entries for Outdoor Theme Project from builders, trade schools, Vo-Techs, Job Corps. For info, call 570.287.3331. Candys Place (190 Welles Street #120,Forty Fort, 570.714.8800) Candys Place Holiday Gala: Dec. 6, 6-9 p.m., The Woodlands (Rt. 315, Plains). $30; free for patients. RSVP: 570.714.8800. Holistic Moms Network (wyomingvalleypa.holisticmoms.org, 1560 Wyoming Avenue, Forty Fort, 570.466.1347) Gifts that can be Made by Kids: Dec. 1, 10:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m., Hoyt Library, 284 Wyoming Ave., Kingston. Living with Grief: free sixweek bereavement support group (2-3:30 p.m., 6-7:30 p.m., Spiritual Center, Geisinger Wyoming Valley Medical Center, 1000 E. Mountain Blvd., WilkesBarre, 570.808.5539) Nar-Anon Family Group Meetings Sun. 7 p.m. Clear
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Beer: Celebration Ale (2012) Brewery: Sierra Nevada Brewing Co. Style: American IPA (India Pale Ale) ABV: 6.8% Description: Sierra Nevadas Celebration Ale pours a beautiful amber orange color reminiscent of a late autumn sunset with a fluffy beige head. As your glass empties, a beautiful white lacing is left on the glass, a sign of a wellmade beer and clean glassware. A subtle sniff of this ale will overwhelm the senses with hops, but breathe in deeply and the wonders within begin to unlock themselves. The scents of oranges, pineapples, mild citrus notes, and even pine come into play. While this ale has a subtle malt character to taste, it is perfectly balanced with a strong malty backbone. The hop bite will quickly sink its teeth into your taste buds, but just as quickly, the malt character washes over and leaves a lingering taste of pine and grapefruits. Absolutely per-
fect! Happy holidays indeed! Food pairing: The hops featured in Celebration (Chinook, Cascade, and Centennial) LOVE lime and cilantro, so definitely go with a nice Mexican dish. Feeling more like a delicious burger? Celebration pairs just as well with them, and do not be afraid to pile on the toppings, Celebration has enough hops to meld with any spiciness, enough malt to meld with some delicious caramelized onions, and the perfect amount of carbonation to wash it all down. Also, since it is the holiday season, break out some Celebration to go with any of your favorite fatty holiday meats: ham, sausage, or even duck! (Fa ra ra ra!) Finally, try some Celebration with a delicious oily salmon dish with a squeeze of lemon, a true delight. Trust me, any of these pairings are in and of themselves cause for a celebration! Is it worth trying? The answer to this question is a resounding yes! Any fan of hoppy beers will surely want to seek out this delicious ale for immediate consumption. While not an overly hoppy beer at 65 IBUs (International Bittering Units), the fresh hops simply dance on your tongue with enough bitterness to satisfy hop heads but not too overly bitter to turn off anyone seeking to sample a beer of this style. So drink up and be thankful this holiday season that we have such delicious beers available. Where can I get it? Currently available in bottles at Backyard Alehouse, Scranton; J & H Beer, Wilkes-Barre, Wegmans, both Dickson City and Wilkes-Barre; Arena Bar and Grill, Wilkes-Barre; and Goldsteins Deli, Kingston. Rating: W W W W V Remember, enjoy responsibly! Cheers! W
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I am so upset! Its holiday time and I just dont have the money to buy presents for my family and friends. I feel ashamed; its awful. I want to show them that I love them, but my financial situation is so dire that I even struggle with affording groceries at times. Have you got any suggestions? Poor in Plymouth Squirrelfriend, relax, Not to worry, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus. Hes just not who you think he is. First order of business get a grip on yourself! I know its difficult. I myself am broker than broke. Trust and believe that its expensive to look this cheap! We all want to give our loved ones wonderful gifts at this time of the year. What we all forget is that its not really about gifts. It never has been and it never will be. Its about love. Corporate America and our consumerist culture have convinced us all that the holidays are about gift giving. It is very hard
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to resist this message. It is all around us and quite powerful. Remember, many, many people have full-time jobs for which their only goal is to convince us to buy tons of stuff that we dont need. Resistance is futile. Whoops, didnt mean that; another commercial just came on. So yes, get a grip on yourself, shake it off. Do your very best to ignore the insane messages and take a minute to think about what the holidays really mean to you. Imagine the days before super stores, high-end retailers, and Hallmark. Imagine when people had very little in terms of possessions and it was their relationships that mattered. How do you suppose they showed their love at the holidays? That is the purpose of giving a gift, is it not? A gift is a material representation of love. Skip the middleman, so to speak, and go directly to the point. What your friends and family really need from you is to know that you love them. Show them that. You dont need a big expensive gift to do it for you. You can do this simply, creatively, and very inexpensively. The best kind of gifts are those from the heart. Get your hands dirty and make cookies for everyone. Make everyone on your list personalized mixed CDs; even something as simple as a homemade card will suffice. There are tons of suggestions out there on this kind of giving. Try searching the web if you need more inspiration. However, I believe that if you put your mind to it and let your heart guide you, you will come up with just the right thing for each and every person on your list. Now that youre thinking with you head and your heart, do not let yourself be shamed by our commercialized culture! Just do you. You have nothing to be ashamed of. You clearly care. That is what matters. Concentrate more on what you do have, rather than what you dont. Youll find that you are more plentiful than poor, Miss Plymouth. The magic of the holidays doesnt come from our wallets; it comes from our hearts. Proudly wear your heart on your sleeve this holiday season. Even if that sleeve is part of your favorite tacky, holidaythemed sweater. Oh, and BTWs, I call dibs on the biggest, shiniest jingle bell earrings this season. Much love, Stella
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SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) Occasionally, I suffer from hypermanifestation: I can hardly mention something without it entering my life. I made an allusion to a skunk, and hours later, I came face to stink-hole with one. I briefly recalled (aloud) a momentary encounter with someone, and suddenly, he appeared. My best response to this condition is to mention things Id really love to see enter my life, like a hefty cash prize, a television appearance, or a fabulous Hawaiian vacation. Guess what? Hypermanifestation is contagious; youve got it. So, for your own sake, keep your mind off nasty stuff this week (unless its your recurring threesome fantasy) and talk about only nice things you wouldnt mind finding, say, in your living room. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) Do you know anyone whos always right, never makes a mistake, and knows everything? Only you, huh? Thats pretty cool! You must be one of the most extraordinary people on the planet, oryoure deluding yourself. In your secret heart, you admit youre not infallible. But that sometimes seems like your unspoken claim. I only aired your little secret here, in your very own horoscope, so hopefully only those in the know will see. But if you dont start copping to your own screw-ups and admitting youre wrong once in a while, Ill be forced to start spilling beans across the board. Own your errors, please. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) Its not easy being the star, especially once youre not, like the day after closing night. The curtains dropped, youve taken your last bows, already beginning to forget the lines you slaved over for months. The cast party was hilarious, but now its over, and youre faced with the uncertain future of not knowing exactly what youre up to for a while. Its OK; once you get used to not holding the attention of quite so many people, youll be glad to rediscover the freedom of anonymity. The irony is, the things youll do once no ones paying attention are much more dramatic and star-worthy than the things you did to get all that attention in the first place. PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20) You may hate math. Sometimes, however, its just unavoidable. Once you stop resisting it, your ratio of effort to result will increase dramatically, so that if e is effort and r is result, r=3e. Not only that, but your effectiveness, here represented by e, will increase exponentially, so that suddenly, the new you, the one wholl be more than prepared for the new year, will be wielding at least 3rE cubed. Of course, be perhaps then youd be an enlightened Zen Buddhist teacher. But denying your desires and numbing yourself to their delicious pain is almost not living. Its fine to let rationality be the ultimate arbiter of your life. But if you deny it, the tasty spice and unpredictability of emotion, would your existence be a meal even youd want to keep tasting in the long run? VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) Wearing a bridal gown, a cowboy hat, or an electric guitar around town will not make you a newlywed, a steer-roper, or a rock star. I dont mean to insult your intelligence by stating the obvious, but you leave me no choice. The big changes youre proposing wont be manifested by those superficial alterations to your schedule, look, or attitude. Maybe this is a sign? You know the saying: If it aint broke Whatever. Im not here to say whether or not you need to change, only: If youre going to go there, really go there. Commit, damn it. LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) Once upon a time, I had a way with plants. My dorm room in college was filled with them not even counting my roommates closet marijuana farm. Now Im happy keeping my dog and myself fed and watered, let alone some silent vegetation. Its not that I dont enjoy plants. I do. But they cant let me know at least not loudly enough when they need care, and I guess I cant be bothered to devote that much brainpower to remembering on my own. My dog, on the other hand, always lets me know when hes hungry or wants a walk. Dont be a wallflower. There are people around who are ready and willing to give you what you need, provided you let them know it, loud and clear. SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) Dont be so sensitive. Not everythings a possible insult or threat. People are usually actually rooting for you, hoping youll become as rich and famous as you wish. But not this week. You wont receive the benefit of the doubt, and youll have to do more than merely pass GO to get your two hundred smackers. Turn down your social vulnerability meter; youll not only survive weeks like this, youll thrive on them. Determine to prove everyone wrong. If it helps at all, remember that the harsher your opposition, the more powerful people actually believe you to be. If they really considered you weak and inconsequential, they wouldnt waste energy on you at all.
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I dont actually expect stubborn old you to embrace the newness that will improve your life, even though its much easier than my primitive recollections of gradeschool algebra. Some people would prefer to do things the ineffective old way rather than try something that might work better. I was just hoping you werent one of them. ARIES (March 21-April 19) Even though youre arguably the sign I find easiest and most enjoyable to be around, you can still frustrate me. Your tendency to be easily distracted sometimes makes you while appealingly spontaneous and full of surprises unreliable. Id hate it if you became predictable, even if it made you completely dependable. However, this week, its important to recognize the couple occasions where being responsible enough for someone to count on will mean a lot. Recognize those, and come through, and everyone will be more or less happy. Fail and youll be picking up the pieces for quite some time. TAURUS (April 20-May 20) Youre familiar with practicing scenarios ahead of time; Ive caught you rehearsing important conversations more than once. Although youve managed to eke out some impressive achievements with this technique, Ive finally pinpointed the source of whats holding you back some of the time: you dont always believe in the imaginary victories you rehearse, probably because your grand vision is a mite too outrageous to be even marginally reasonable. Inject a tiny dose of reality into your visions and theyre much more likely to actually become reality.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20) If you were robbing houses, your latest faux pas would be something akin to getting inescapably, embarrassingly stuck in the doggy door and forced to wait until the residents of your intended heist-target returned and cut you free. Theres no reasonable explanation you can offer for such a karmically incorrect act, so dont waste those hours while youre trapped, half-in and half-out, trying to concoct a believable excuse. Instead, be the Pooh Bear who plans on how to get his honey legitimately next time, instead of sneaking it. Youll probably find theres plenty of the sweet stuff you crave; if all else fails, just ask for it. CANCER (June 21-July 22) Its not that you lack rationality. Its not as if you dont have a brilliant mind lurking behind all that self-absorption and egotism. Its just that in a drunken fistfight between reason and passion, your emotions usually win. This can be a tremendous source of consternation to your more controlled (notice, I wont say emotionless) friends, especially those Capricorns and Aquarians. Theyre not alone youre frustrated, too, when you find yourself flailing in a sea of emotions and emoting ridiculous histrionics. Dont drown. Let those levelheaded people throw you a lifeline this week. Logic and perspective can inflate to a remarkably stable life raft, if you let them. LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) Desire creates suffering. You know this; the more you want something, the more it hurts if you dont get it. Wouldnt it be great if you could just want nothing? May-
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Far Cry 3 gives gamers a vast world to play in, on fraught with beautiful scenery, wild animals, and some deadly adversaries. One thing I like about games these days is the size, and few are as big as Far Cry 3. Next to the Elder Scrolls series or a massively multiplayer online game, I dont think I have seen a bigger game world. The reason I like large game worlds is simple games are expensive, and I like a lot of replay value and tons of things to explore. Far Cry is one of the more popular first-person shooters on the market, and critics are saying because of its size that its like Skyrim with guns. The setting of Far Cry 3 is one of the biggest highlights of this game; it takes place on a tropical paradise called the Rook Islands. It is brimming with lush jungles, beautiful oceans, wild animals, and Oh, no! pirates. Not old timey pirates like you might think; they are gun-toting, drug-dealing, crazy folks that also deal in human trafficking. The tone of Far Cry 3 is very mature; the story revolves around the question, How far would you go to protect the people you love? Our protagonist, Jason Brody, must save his friends from human trafficking pirates and shady characters. In the beginning, Jason is not OK with killing; in fact, he has never fired a gun before. During the course of the game, in order to survive, not only does he get good at killing, he starts to like it. Also, the better you get at killing, the more experience you get toward more killing abilities, making Jason even more unhinged. Saving his friends and family motivates Jason to do some pretty scary things. In order to survive on Rook Island, you really have to explore. You have to find weapons, craft items, hunt for food, and save your friends. You have to use things like animal skins to make wallets, backpacks, and weapon holsters, along with money to buy new weapons and upgrades. There are hundreds of hidden treasures and collectables. As beautiful and captivating as this world is to explore, the actual story is where it is at; the characters are twisted and have interesting motivations. The island is brimming with culture and very interesting people. All of the main characters seem very believable because of the great voice work and facial animations; it really sucks you into this crazy story. The options regarding how you can handle each situation are what I like the most. If you come across an enemy camp, you can tackle it in many ways. You can go in guns blazing, you can sneak in, or you can even create a fire in the jungle, driving tigers into the camp that will maul the bag guys. You can swim up to the camps, you can sneak through the wild, and you can even hangglide in and rain bullets from above. The amount of options is just as absurd as the story. The one thing that is different than other FPS games on the market, besides the large open world, is the story campaign, which is much better than the multiplayer. Most FPS games have little story and are all about their multiplayer modes; in this game, the multiplayer feels tacked on. Yes, it does have online game modes, but they arent anything to write home about. They have the standard modes like death match; there is also online co-op, but the maps just dont feel interesting. They are fine, but you should spend most of your time with the singleplayer campaign. If you are like me and like big open worlds to explore and lot of things to do, then you would like this game. If you are just looking for an online multiplayer mode, this might not be your game. But if you are looking for a FPS with a good story, this game is the definition of crazy.
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The novelty of a big city and achieving fame on a reality TV show are nothing compared to Jay McCarrolls favorite place: home. Im a country person, the 37-year-old Lake Lehman native said. I think its such a pretty area; I love coming down Bear Creek Mountain and seeing the valley. Theres such a sense of calm. Its a different experience from my daily life living in Philly. McCarroll will be back in the area Dec. 8 for the Holiday Chic Peek runway and trunk show at Misericordia University, where he and several other local boutiques and owners will show off, and sell, their wares. It was seven years ago that McCarroll clinched the winning spot on season one of the hit fashion reality show Project Runway (the winnings of which he subsequently turned down, an act he calls one of the best decisions he made). He blazed onto the screen in his trademark colorful attire, which paled in comparison to his vibrant personality. Hes been through many ups and downs over the years, but he seems quite content at the moment, a self-aware, down-to-earth guy with a passion for what he does. TL: Did you ever expect the fashion business to be what youve experienced? JM: No. Its so incredibly complicated and hard and expensive, and it takes forever to get anything done and its really not what you see on television. I think fashion-related television programming is good because it creates an awareness for the viewer, but I think that its unrealistic, absolutely. I can make a wedding dress in two days, but how are you going to produce it? Wheres the fabric coming from? Is it cost effective? All that malarkey. Ninety percent of what I do is really business; very rarely is it super creative, which sucks. TL: Youve got a great line of products out on jaymccarrollonline.com, from scarves and tote bags to shirts and skirts. Are you working on anything new right now? JM: Always. Always working on things for next year. Hmm, what can I tell you? Im just working on things. I have a lot of good things coming up next year,
Lake Lehman native Jay McCarroll is much more than his reality TV winners title. much of which I cant talk about yet. Im sure youll know about them in about 17 years when they all come to fruition. Everything I do really takes so long. I design fabrics, and it doesnt come out for like a year-and-a-half, so Im kind of just sitting on these things because it takes a lot of time to produce them. TL: Is that frustrating? JM: Oh yeah. But it is what it is. You cant fight it. Haste makes waste, too, and if you rush things, it has a tendency to fall apart. TL: Youve made it clear that you like being home, that the atmosphere is right, and you also said the pizza is fantastic. Whose pizza is your favorite? JM: Oh my God, Riccis, on Park Avenue. It is the f---king bomb. I mean, I grew up on Grotto Pizza, you know, Harveys Lake and all. I live for Riccis sweet sauce, though. Goddamn, its the best. TL: It seems as though being in such a business hasnt compromised who you are; youre very down-to-earth. JM: You can thank my family for that. When I was in New York, I was going, going, going, and you believe a lot of the bulls--t when youre getting invited to the best parties. I was changing. I was becoming a dick, and I felt entitled, and I dont know if it was me so much as there was just a lot of people around me blowing smoke up my ass. My sister, Janet, was like, I dont know, youre changing. Youre being kind of a dick. I dont want to be that, so I make sure Im not.
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My motto in life is to live dangerously and outrageously. Some might even say Im an expert at it. After all, I once turned an entire student loan into a trip to Vegas, twelve bucks, and a hangover. I went drift racing in Tokyo. I called my dad on his birthday asking for money to bail me out of jail. To my knowledge, Im the only person banned from attending tapings of The Soup for an incident that involves me, a toy gun, and Joel McHale. Perez Hilton even blogged about me for presenting Michael Lohan with an award honoring his parenting skills. If you think that sounds crazy, its nothing compared to the life of Steve-O. That son of a b---h is a legend, if you ask me. I recently had the pleasure of talking with the king of wild adventures and life lessons to get the scoop on his new TV show! The Weekender: Congratulations on Killer Karaoke. The New York Times called it the greatest show in television history! What was your reaction to that review? Steve-O: I could see people saying that in jest, but coming from The New York Times, thats pretty impressive. W: For people living under a rock, please describe Killer Karaoke. Steve-O: Its people singing karaoke while horrible s--t happens to them. The genre of singing competition shows has been played out. To see Killer Karaoke come along and sort of kick those shows in the butt is refreshing. Singing competition shows really needed a good kick in the nuts. W: The joy on your face when hosting the show cant be denied. You look happier than I was when I found out I was a C-section baby and didnt pass through my mothers vagina! How great is it watching other people do crazy things for a change? Steve-O: I describe being on the other side as having an erection that lasts four hours. It feels great, but its unnatural. W: After seeing the success of music combined with doing outrageous things, what are your thoughts on a possible Jackass: The Musical? Steve-O: We joked about it. Its very safe to say well see other Jackass movies, though! W: Whats the one thing you would say Sorry Mom & Dad for? Steve-O: ...Sorry for sticking a beer bong up my butt and chugging a beer with my ass. W: You have me beat!
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PANDA GRADUATION PARTY Yes, This Is Really How They Do It: The Wolong Panda Training Base in Sichuan, China, released a series of photos to China Daily in October to mark the graduation from captivity, and into the wild, of the 2-yearold Tao Tao. Sure enough, Tao Tao and his mother, Cao Cao, were shown frolicking in the woods, accompanied by trainers each dressed in full-length panda suits, including panda heads, as they appeared to demonstrate climbing trees and searching for food. THE ENTREPRENEURIAL SPIRIT -- The Lost Art of Cuddling: (1) At the recently opened Soineya "cuddle cafe" in Tokyo, men buy hugging privileges (but no "sex" allowed!) with young women for from 20 minutes to 10 hours at prices (gratuity optional) ranging from the equivalents of $40 to $645, with surcharges for special services (e.g., foot massages, resting heads in each others laps). (2) The Deluxe Comfort Girlfriend Body Pillow, which began as a boutique-only niche product, recently became available at Amazon.com and Sears.com at around $25. The bolster-like, cuddling-enabled pillow is augmented with two strategically placed mounds and a snuggle-up arm hanging to the side. (Theres also an Original Soft and Comfy Boyfriend Pillow, without the mounds.) -- "You have wrinkles," the inquiring customer was told, "and your left cheek is larger than your right," explained "Tata," the Bangkok-born woman who recently opened a salon in San Francisco to employ the supposedly traditional Thai art of faceslapping. Frown lines and droopy skin are curable with a 10-minute regimen of well- placed whacks across the cheek (and payment of the $350 fee), Tata told the Seattle Post-Intelligencer in October. Masochists are warned that Tata deals in therapy, not punishment. "If you want someone to hit you, go on Craigslist."
CUTTING-EDGE SCIENCE -- Among the "Ig Nobel" prizes awarded to earnest academics in September by the Annals of Improbable Research was the one to Patrick Warren and colleagues who delved into excruciatingly detailed predictions (at the behest of a cosmetics firm) about how someone might ultimately look with a ponytail, based on hair characteristics. The team took into account the stiffness of the strands, the effects of gravity and the random curliness or waviness in the hair in a set formula to compute a "Rapunzel Number" for each head. Explaining his particularized work to reporters, Dr. Warren acknowledged (perhaps with underestimation), "Ive been working on this for a long time." -- A research team at Lund University in Sweden, led by neuroethologist Jochen Smolka, concluded that one reason dung beetles dance in circles on top of dung is to cool off, according to an October report on LiveScience.com. To arrive at their conclusion, the team went to the trouble of painting tiny silicone "boots" on some beetles to protect them from the ambient heat experienced by a control group of beetles, and found that the booted beetles climbed atop the dung less frequently. Explained Smolka, "Like an air-conditioning unit, the moist (dung) is cooled by evaporati(on)." LEADING ECONOMIC INDICATORS -- While the U.S. recently nearly elected a multimillionaire as president, Uruguays chief executive, Jose Mujica, declared his personal wealth in 2010 as the equivalent of about $1,800 and gives away 90 percent of his $12,000 monthly presidential salary in order to remain true to his political roots with the leftist guerrilla group Tupamaros. He has rejected the governmentprovided mansion and instead lives with his wife at her familys farmhouse, where he helps work the land, according to a November BBC News profile from Montevideo. "I have to do (this)," he told a reporter, "because there
are many Uruguayans who live with much less." -- Financial advisers charge the big bucks because of their sophisticated understanding of money and markets -- or maybe because they know how the stars align. A September Marketplace radio program highlighted the newsletters of "financial astrologers" Karen Starich and former Merrill Lynch stock trader Arch Crawford (who left the trading floor because, apparently, astrology is more lucrative). About 300 traders pay $237 a year to learn what Starich knows about Neptune and Saturn, and Crawfords 2,000 subscribers (at least a few of which prefer receiving copies in unmarked wrappers) learned that any new business venture goes south when Mercury is in retrograde. -- The Continuing Decline of American Manufacturing: A Drug Enforcement Administration agent told the Associated Press in October that factories in Mexico have recently been supplying American markets with especially potent and inexpensive methamphetamine. "These are sophisticated, high-tech (businesses) ... that are operating with extreme precision," said agent Jim Shroba. The 90 percent-pure product offers "a faster, more intense and longer-lasting high." Many Americans, meanwhile, continue to make small batches of inferior meth in 2-liter soda bottles. PERSPECTIVE In 2011 only 75 worldwide shark attacks on humans were reported, with only 12 fatal, yet researchers writing recently in the journal Conservation Biology found that about 60 percent of all media reporting about sharks emphasized just the serious dangers that human swimmers face. By contrast, only about 7 percent of the reports were focused on shark biology or ecology, though the sorry state of shark survival would seem more important, in that an estimated 26 million to 73 million sharks are killed annually from the harvesting of their fins.
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SALES REPS: $700-$1,200 weekly

We offer motivated individuals an opportunity to earn the type of income they deserve and set their own work calendar. Instead of cutting back, we encourage our winning team to work as much as they want and earn more money while enjoying a change of scenery each week working a variety of prescheduled in-store promotions and special events. We offer: Consistent Full-Time Income Advancement Opportunities Unlimited Income Potential Qualifications: Strong communication skills & work ethic. Drivers license & insured vehicle required. Weekend Availability
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Installation/ Maintenance/ Repair
548 Medical/Health
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EQUIPMENT DEPOT IS HIRING

We are currently looking for a for the Hazleton & Wilkes-Barre area. If you have experience repairing gas, Diesel and electric powered Industrial trucks or construction Equipment, along with Great customer service and communication skills, Please apply at www.eqdepot.com You must have a High School Diploma or GED, valid drivers license & good computer skills.
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PSYCHIATRIC NURSES CERTIFIED NURSING ASSISTANTS & PSYCHIATRIC TECHNICIANS Full, part time and per diem positions available working as part of a multidisciplinary treatment team on a psychiatric inpatient unit. Sign on bonus for nurses. Please send resume to: Northeast Counseling Services, HR Dept. 130 W. Washington St., Nanticoke, PA 18634 or via email ncsjobs@ptd.net EOE. www.north eastcounseling.org
Local firm has immediate opening for CNC Lathe Operator. Experience preferred, but will train the right applicant. 2nd shift 4 day work week. Excellent benefits. R&H Mfg., Inc. Woodward Hill Edwardsville, PA 570-288-6648
MACHINIST
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CUSTOMER SERVICE/ SALES AN INVITATION TO JOIN OUR ADVERTISING SALES TEAM!
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Autocad experience. Commercial, industrial, salary to commensurate with experience. 570-270-3940
HVAC JUNIOR DESIGNER
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ARE LOOKING FOR A HIGH-ENERGY PROFESSIONAL WHO IS COMFORTABLE MAKING BUSINESS TO BUSINESS TELEMARKETING CALLS. HOURLY RATE PLUS BONUS. MUST BE ABLE TO GO THROUGH CALLS QUICKLY AND EFFECTIVELY. EMAIL RESUMES TO STREMEL2@ NATIONWIDE.COM OR CALL
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BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY
Would you like to deliver newspapers as an Independent Contractor under an agreement with

Full time immediate opening. Great opportunity, great work environment, benefits. Contact Andrew Stratz 570-822-9900 andrewstratz@ben netcars.com 1040 Highway 315 Wilkes Barre
DETAILER/LOT ATTENDANT
an Impressions Media property has a part time position available in our Classified Dept. Qualified applicant will be goal oriented, able to work within daily deadlines, have solid computer and internet knowledge, superior verbal and written communication skills, excellent typing and grammar skills, a high energy level and an eagerness to learn. Compensation includes base pay plus monthly commission up to $500. If you meet these requirements and want to start an exciting new career send your resume by December 10, 2012 to: lbyrnes@ timesleader.com
ARE YOU A TELEPHONE PROFESSIONAL? The Times Leader
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THE TIMES LEADER?
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Operate your own business with potential profits of up to $900.00 per month. _________ Call Rosemary to make an appointment at 570-829-7107
Janitorial/ Cleaning
Routes Currently Available:

Lain Miners Mills-Bear Creek -Potential Prot $680 Baltimore Dr. Briar Creek Rd. Wildower Dr. 2nd Street Jumper Rd. E. Main St. 144 Daily Papers 160 Sunday Paper Shickshinny Mocanaqua Potential Prot $380 E. Butler St. N. Canal St. Grant St. Italy St. Jeannette St. Main St. 78 Daily Papers 98 Sunday Papers Swoyersville - Potential Prot $600 Maltby Ave. Hughes St. Owen St. Stock St. Noyes Ave. Lackawanna Ave. 138 Daily Papers 158 Sunday Papers Wyoming - Potential Prot $800 W. 8th Street Hill Top Dr. Holden St. Butler St. W. Brady St. Shoemaker Ave. 177 Daily Papers 187 Sunday Papers 89 Sunday Dispatch
Healthcare Services Group is currently looking to fill full time and part time positions. Please apply in person at Guardian Nursing Facility, 185 Mountain Blvd, Mountaintop, PA 18707
HOUSEKEEPERS, FLOOR CARE AND LAUNDRY
Wyoming Valley apartment complex. Caring individual with sales and leadership abilities. Good salary plus benefits. Please send your resume to Amber Green at: agreen@TheManor Group.com or 717-393-0463 x 219
RESIDENT MANAGER for large upscale
MECHANICAL CONTRACTOR
Seeking individual for office position in areas of estimating, purchasing, submittals, change orders, computers, etc. This individual should have experience in the construction field, office experience is not necessary. Comprehensive benefits package. Send resumes and salary requirements in confidence to: c/o Times Leader Box 4230 15 N. Main Street Wilkes-Barre, PA 18711-0250 503 Accounting/ Finance 503
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Production/ Operations
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Looking for mature & compassionate people to work with elderly in their homes. Personal care & transportation required. All Shifts available. Call: 570-338-2681
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In Wilkes-Barre & Scranton Area Inspector Packers/ Warehouse Associates 1st 2nd & 3rd Shifts 8-12 hours. Apply Today!! Start Tomorrow!! Superior Recruiting Agency, LLC 100 West Broad St. Suite 113 Hazleton, PA 18201 Call 570-454-2300
75 POSITIONS AVAILABLE
FULL-TIME Benefit Package Process all A/P check and ACH check runs. Bank Reconciliation. Post C-Store daily activity. Cross train in other accounting position for backup purposes. Clerical duties associated with accounting department. 2 year degree preferred. Proficient in Word/Excel. Must possess practical judgement skills.If you are a self-disciplined individual who is able to prioritize workload, and work as part of the accounting department as well as independently. Apply at: Newell Fuel Service 1355 S. Memorial Highway, Shavertown, PA 18708 Phone: 570-696-3838 Email: sblat.newell@yahoo.com
ACCOUNTING CLERK
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Furniture & Accessories
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Musical Instruments
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600 FINANCIAL
Business Opportunities
700 MERCHANDISE
708 Antiques & Collectibles
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BASEBALL CARDS FOR SALE: 60s & 70s. All TOPPS cards. All Hall of Fame & common cards. Good for Christmas gifts. good to excellent condition. $900 for collection. 570-788-1536 YEARBOOKS. COUGHLIN (25) 1928-1980, GAR, (22) 1928-2006, MEYERS, (22) 19571981, WYOMING VALLEY WEST, (11) 1970-1992. NANTICOKE, (2) 19711979, PITTSTON, (11) 1967-1981HANOVER (6) 1951-1981 MINT. Prices vary depending on condition. $20-$40 each. Call for further details and additional school editions. 570-825-4721 arthurh302@ aol.com
BEDROOM SET Complete queen bed headboard, frame, Matching 9 drawer dresser with large mirror, matching 5 drawer tall dresser & matching nightstand. Very clean, good condition. Solid wood. Asking $550 OBO. Call 570-262-9162. CHAIRS, (2) Genuine leather, custom made recliners. Taupe color, like new. $550 each. 570-675-5046 DEN FURNITURE Wood/cloth. Regular size sofa, chair and ottoman. Coffee table, 2 end tables. Excellent condition. $325 for all. 570-675-5046 TABLE, Kitchen Oval, wooden. Formica top. Good condition. $25. 570-824-7015
RadioShack MD982, with 100 tones, 100 rhythms, fullsized keys and other features. Everything works. Battery or 12V AC power. $35 Call 570-407-4541.
KEYBOARD
800 PETS & ANIMALS

815 Dogs
YORKIE PUPS
Beautifully remodeled 3 bedroom home in mint meticulous condition, with 2 full baths, and a 2 car garage, hardwood floors, tile floors, exterior composite wood deck, fully finished lower level family room, large closets, upgraded kitchen with stainless steel appliances, granite countertops, gas heat, excellent neighborhood. $174,900 Bob Stackhouse 654-1490
796 Wanted to Buy Merchandise
PAWS
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READY FOR CHRISTMAS! AKC. Tiny, Teddy Bear Faced. Males & Females Hypo-allergenic $800-$975 Vet checked, 1st shots & dewormed 570-436-5083
DALLAS 3 bedroom, 2 bath, modern country kitchen with Corian counters, family room with fireplace, wet bar and walkout to patio, multi-level decks. All appliances included. $217,000. 570-675-0446 evenings.
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Work Full or Part time Accounts available throughout Luzerne & Lackawanna, Counties We guarantee $5,000. to $200,000 in annual billing. Investment Required Were ready Are you? contact JANPRO for more info and about VetConnection (Discount for Vets)
WASHER & DRYER Maytag commercial made washer & gas dryer. Heavy duty. beige. Excellent condition. $250 each. 570-822-7359
SNOW BLOWER. Craftsman. 12 HP, 32 dual stage. Electric start. Track Drive. $525. 570-675-5046
VIVE Health & Fitness

is seeking professional resumes for the following positions: Sales Representative, Front Desk/Juice Bar, Personal Trainer, Group Exercise Instructors, Massage Therapy and Custodial Staff. To be considered please send cover letter and resume to: paul@vivehealthandfitness.com
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AIR PURIFIER, Oreck XL Professional, $139. 570-636-3151
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Baby Items
- LEGO WANTED CASH PAID

I buy Legos and may be interested in what you've got! Give me a call or text any time at 570-371-7469 I pay based upon the quantity and will make you a reasonable offer! LEGOS ONLY PLEASE
DVDS 5 baby Einstein DVDs, 1 Baby Genius DVD. Asking $25 for all 6. Retail is $25 A PIECE!! For ages 0-48 months. Call for details Great condition! 570-7046185
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Furnaces & Heaters
FURNACE Peerless Gas Steam

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570-824-5774
Jan-Pro.com
Vet certified. All males, black & white and brown & white. $350. Ready 12/20. Great lap dogs. No papers. Deposit will hold. 570-648-8613
CHIHUAHUA PUPS
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548 Medical/Health
ASSISTANT DIRECT OR OF NURSING

EEI d/b/a~ Meadows Nursing and Rehabilitation Center Works with administration in managing, coordinating and directing nursing services for a skilled nursing facility. Knowledge of Federal and State Long Term Care Regulations required. Qualified candidate should possess: Experience in geriatric nursing Excellent supervisory and people skills Related work experience Current RN License in PA Wound care experience Ability to Complete CMS 802 Matrix / Roster Knowledge of Act 52 and Infection Control Protocol Competitive salary and benefit package.
Full Time Position
OIL TANKS (2)
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630 Money To Loan
We can erase your bad credit 100% GUARANTEED. Attorneys for the Federal Trade Commission say theyve never seen a legitimate credit repair operation. No one can legally remove accurate and timely information from your credit report. Its a process that starts with you and involves time and a conscious effort to pay your debts. Learn about managing credit and debt at ftc. gov/credit. A message from The Times Leader and the FTC.
VAN/BUS CLEANER
Part-Time
The Luzerne County Transportation Authority is accepting applications for a part time Van/Bus Cleaner for the Kingston location. This position is responsible for interior/exterior cleaning of passenger vans and may include buses as needed. Applicants must have valid PA Drivers License, pass a preemployment drug screen, and complete required clearances. Offering a great starting rate. Candidate must be able to work up to 28 hours per week. Applications are available at LCTA, 315 Northampton Street, Kingston, PA 18704
The Luzerne County Transportation Authority is an Equal Opportunity Employer.
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Furniture & Accessories
570-574-1275
A MUST see!! Cherry entertainment center. Sliding TV & DVD trays with DVD storage compartment. TV area has cherry sliding pocket doors and component area has a beautiful glass door. Paid new $1200. selling for $300 OBO. Call 954 2827 ask for Rich
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Centermoreland 2 bedrooms, 1 bathroom cottage on the water. all appliances, A/C, snow removal & lawn care provided. Pets considered, No smoking. $1100/per month, plus utilities, Call (570)814-1515
953 Houses for Rent
20 OLD MILL RD For Sale By Owner Beautiful Custom Built. Minutes from I-81 Turnpike & Casino. Move In Condition! 3 to 4 bedroom Tri-level, Master bath, 2 full baths & 1 powder room, central vacuum system. Living & dining rooms, family room with fireplace. Gas heat, central air, large basement, deck, three car garage & 2nd large lot included..... $395,000 570-237-0101
single car detached garage, eat-in kitchen, living, dining & family rooms gas baseboard heat, 2 zones. Unfinished basement, window treatments included, great bones. $74,900. 570-262-7949 or 570-332-7686
WEST PITTSTON 4 bedrooms, 1 bath,
912 Lots & Acreage
Beautiful, meticulous two story. 2 bedrooms, 2.5 bath condo at Newberry Estates. Security system, central air, washer/dryer, fireplace, skylights, private master deck. All maintenance included. Amenities include golf, tennis private pool. No Pets. $1,300/month. Call Susan 570-510-8395
DALLAS
425 West 8th Street 2nd floor, 2 bedroom with off street parking, washer/ dryer hook up, stove. No pets. $525/mo + security. Sewer & garbage included, other utilities by tenant. 570-760-0458
WEST WYOMING
DALLAS
LOCATION MATTERS PRIME OFFICE SPACE The Mack Building 281 PIERCE ST. Kingston, PA. Refined office suites, or individual flexible office spaces on 2nd floor comprised of approximately 1,300sq. ft. Central A/C, glass door entrance, 6 rooms consisting of waiting room, French doors leading to conference room(s), offices, bathroom, kitchenette, with ample storage/ archive space available, parking lot area professionally maintained. Multiple signage opportunities: Exterior Bronze wall plaque,Entrance glass-doors, Street frontage sign, and billboard *Available February 1st. showing by appointment only 570-472-1110
Remodeled single home. 3 bedrooms. Gas heat. No Pets. $695/month & 1st month, & security deposit. Credit Check Required. 570-479-0302
PITTSTON
MOVE IN FOR XMAS!

1-2-3 Bedroom Rentals in Kingston, Wyoming, Wilkes-Barre, Plains. Call Property Mgr. for info & appt.....
570-899-3407
JENKINS TOWNSHIP New Section in

Highland Hills, Only 3 lots left in Charles Place. Call 570-498-9244 (2) New 2 bedroom apartments, tile kitchen and bath, washer/dryer hookup, off street parking, stove and dishwasher incl. $600-$700/month plus utilities. 570-237-2076
Beautiful, 2nd floor, 2 bedroom, 1 bath. All appliances, includes washer/ dryer & air conditioning. Non smoker, security & references, off street parking, no pets. $595 + utilities. 954-2972
WEST WYOMING Eighth Street
2 bedroom home, large yard, off street parking. $800/month. 570-675-3904
DALLAS TOWNSHIP

EXETER/PITTSTON
NANTICOKE
915 Manufactured Homes
apartment. $400/ month + utilities & 1 month security. 139 Sambourne St. Section 8 OK. No pets. 570-460-6173
WILKES-BARRE 1 bedroom
1472 S. Hanover St. Well maintained bi-level. This home features 2 bedrooms, 1 3/4 baths, recreation room with propane stove. Walk out to a 3 season porch. Professionally landscaped yard. 1 car garage, storage shed, new appliances, ceiling fans. Close to LCCC. $153,900. Call 570-735-7594
35 STARK ST
PITTSTON
3 Bedrooms; 1 bath; Central A/C; 2 decks; stove; lot of cabinets; book shelves; lawn mower; shed. Very nice area, nice schools, 5 minutes away from route 81 & route 309. Sale by Owner. Asking 13,500. or best deal. Call Alex at 570-200-5611
MOUNTAIN TOP
Office Location! Professionally Managed 1-2 bedrooms starting respectively $625 + utilities / $750 + utilities. Descriptive details available. ALL 2 YEAR LEASES/ EMPLOYMENT VERIFICATION / NO PETS / SMOKING. PERFECTLY REMODELED & IMMACULATE!
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No pets. Rents based on income start at $405 & $440. Handicap Accessible. Equal Housing Opportunity. 570474-5010 TTY711 This institution is an equal opportunity provider and employer.
MOUNTAIN TOP WOODBRYN 1 & 2 Bedroom.
7 room house with 3 bedrooms, 1 full tile bath. Large kitchen with beautiful oak cabinets, new stove, fridge, carpeting, flooring, draperies & windows. Washer/dryer hook up on 1st floor. Single car detached garage. Large yard. Gas heat. Pets OK, no smoking. $900/ month + utilities & security. Close to airport, I-81 & casino. 570-762-8265 EXETER Beautiful magnificent Cape Cod style home. 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, finished lower level, 2 car garage with a rear deck area. Master bedroom and bath on first floor, new carpets, recently painted, hardwood & tile floors, granite counters & stainless steel appliances in kitchen. Gas heat. $1500 per/ month. 570-479-6722
DUPONT
Featuring an open living/dining/kitchen floor plan with vaulted ceilings. Two bedrooms, 1 bath with whirlpool tub & laundry area, four seasons room with beautiful view. Finished lower level. Off street parking with maintenancefree yard. $1,000 month + utilities. Security/references /lease. Sorry no smoking or pets. 570-824-9507
RAISED RANCH
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WILKES-BARRE HISTORIC WHEELMAN 439 S. Franklin St. Fabulous 1 bedroom, hardwood floors. A/C, marble bath. Security system. Laundry, off street parking. $650 570-821-5599 WILKES-BARRE Newly renovated 2 bedroom apt. with off street parking for one car. Located close to downtown & Wilkes College, at 412 S. Franklin St. Minimum one year lease. $575/mo with $575 security. contact Bill 570-371-7762
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Half Doubles
2 bedroom apt. 2nd floor, stove & refrigerator, off street parking. Water, sewer & garbage included. Non smokers & no pets. $550/month. 570-655-2567
PITTSTON
3 bedrooms, 1 bath, refrigerator, washer /dryer hookup, Garage. Pets negotiable. $600/month, + utilities, 1 month security & references. 570-852-9204
AVOCA
15 Silbert Lane (off of Hazle St.) 3 bedroom, wall to wall carpet, eat in kitchen with stove. Washer/dryer hookup, fenced in yard, off street parking for 1 car. $595 plus utilities and security. No pets. 570-814-1356
WILKES-BARRE
Completely Remodeled 3 bedroom. Home in a great neighborhood. Includes refinished hardwood and new tile floors, new bathroom and kitchen with stainless steel appliances and granite countertops. Gas heat, nice yard and porches. $74,900 Call (570)654-1490
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YATESVILLE 603 Willow Crest Dr Just reduced by owner, $174,000. Move in condition. 2 bedroom, 2 bath upstairs, downstairs, powder room/shower, large sunroom/ Franklin stove. Wrap around deck. Partially finished basement. MUST SEE! 570-235-1553
TOWNHOUSE
Between Dallas & Tunkhannock. FREE HEAT & GARBAGE! 2 bedroom apt. $575 /month. Tunkhannock S.D. Call 1-877-8390666 or online at cipllc.ucanrent.it
**BEAUMONT**
Bright, spacious, 3 bedroom 1st floor duplex in beautiful residential neighborhood. Wall to wall, living & dining rooms, kitchen with refrigerator, gas stove, dishwasher, garbage disposal, washer/dryer, air & full basement. Front & rear porches, offstreet parking & garage. $925/ month + utilities. Security & references required. No pets or smokers. (570)905-4342
KINGSTON
cy apartment, 2nd floor. Newly remodeled. $375/mo.+ utilities + security. Call 570-241-2012
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2nd floor, 2 bedrooms, washer, dryer, fridge, stove & heat included. $685/month + security. No pets. 570-332-9355
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1 bedroom, appliances, washer/ dryer hookup, deck, off street parking. Includes sewer & garbage. No pets, non smoking. Security & lease, $445/month. (570) 693-2586
LARKSVILLE
2 bedroom 2 bath + office space/nursery. $700. Tenant pays utilities. Very affordable - sewer/ off street parking included. New carpet throughout. Contact 570-855 8781 for more details to set up a walk through. No smoking indoors. We are looking for reliable trustworthy people to rent clean living space. CLOSE TO WYOMING VALLEY WEST HIGH SCHOOL & MAIN STREET ELEMENTARY SCHOOL.
CLEAN LIVING SPACE:
PLYMOUTH
1st floor, very large 1 bedroom, with open floor plans. W/w carpet, custom kitchen with breakfast bar and appliances. large closets and storage, coin-op laundry, all utilities included plus cable. $625 + security No pets. 570-814-1356
WILKES-BARRE NORTH 815 N. Washington
House for Rent. 3 Bedrooms, 1.5 bath. $675 + utilities. Water, sewer & all appliances included. Fenced back yard. One month security up front, no partial payment. Section 8 OK. Call Steve at 570-592-5764
PLYMOUTH
1 bedroom. Freshly painted. New windows. $500 month + utilities & a month security. No pets. 570-693-3466
WYOMING
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Shawnee Ave. 3 bedrooms, back yard, basement. $550/month + utilities and sewer. 570-332-5723
neighborhood. 3 bedrooms 1.5 bath, dishwasher & garbage disposal. 2 car garage. No pets. $1000. per month plus utilities & 1 month security. call 574-7904 leave message. Available Dec. 1st.
KINGSTON HOUSE Great location &
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2 bedroom, refrigerator and stove included, washer/dryer hookup, no pets or no smokers. $500 per/ month + utilities. References, security & lease. 570-825-5138
WILKES-BARRE/ NORTH Half Double Block,
953 Houses for Rent
2 baths, all appliances, washer/ dryer hookup, no pets. $1,500/month + utilities & security. Month to month lease. (610) 256-5352
CLARKS SUMMIT 4 bedrooms,
Quaint front porch, hardwood floors, living room, dining room, 4 bedrooms, 2 fireplaces, 2.5 baths, granite kitchen, sun room, basement with plenty of storage, non smoking. $1,600/month, or purchase.
Executive Home Well maintained.
KINGSTON
570-472-1110
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VOL. 20 ISSUE 4 DECEMBER 5-11, 2012 THEWEEKENDER.

TITLE FIGHT, TIGERS JAW IN PHILLY, P. 16 A TALE OF TWO SCROOGES, P. 27

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