Allow me to be frank. This post is entirely inspired by the JOKER in the movie - The Dark Knight.

This isnt a review of the movie or characters. But I must say the performance of Heath Ledger (as the Joker) was amazing (which is what prompted me to pen this). The Oscar for the Best Performance in the Role of a Villain for that year was achieved by none other than the JOKER of Gotham (the fictional city). Through Heath Ledger, the world saw the face of a sadist than a villain (or are villains sadists?). The joker was the human form of the abstract pleasure that most people drew from others sorrows/pain/suffering. Such a joker lives in all of us. Who isnt happy to watch their rivals in pain? Who doesnt want the villain to suffer? But as virtues taught us, it is always better to forgive than to satisfy the joker in us. Coz fate could anytime play its jokes/pranks joke on us and there wouldnt be a Batman to save us. The most brutal joke (FATES JOKE) in this context would be the fact that Heath Ledger had passed away before receiving the award. Now isnt that as funny as saying Little Charlie sacrificed everything for the ticket and when he got there the match was disrupted by rain ha ha ha??? For many people, the joker of Gotham, unlike most villains became more popular than Batman. I could always figure out some similarities between myself and an ordinary joker/clown (and perhaps those people with attitudes similar to mine would do too.) I always loved to entertain everyone with jokes (and I still do.) I believe being the funny guy is better than being the heroic guy. The former would always serve as a strong foundation in terms of confidence, enthusiasm, positive approach etc. while there are chances of false ego, complex etc with the latter. I was voted the funniest guy by entire batches of students during my school sent off party. Though might not be an achievement that I could add to my resume, it is this one achievement that I am most proud of than any other in my 12 long years of schooling (which includes being voted as the school captain.) There are times when the joke seems to be on me (in that case Id be the only one not laughing (A sentence inspired by the lyrics of the band Poets of the fall)) Such situations could be potential downers/demotivators yet it was the happiness in others laughter (for which I am the reason) that seemed sweeter. Smile and you could be the reason for others to smile. But as a potential joker cry and you could be the reason for others to smile too. The greatest wisdom in the above sentence is that it can give you a flawless filter that helps identify and separate out those who truly care and love you from the bulk of people, for they will be the ones who simply cant smile when you cry. It helps to identify those who are with you for what you are and not for what you have. HOW ELSE WOULD YOU HAVE KNOWN? WAIT FOR FATES JOKE TO OCCUR AND THEN LOOKOUT FOR THOSE WHO ARE STILL STANDING BY? Now isnt that kind of difficult??? It also kind of offers a beautiful platform to judge girls (or members of the opposite sex). Here is how it is *THE FOLLOWING S**T DOESNT MEAN I DONT RESPECT GIRLS.DEAR FEMINISTS, PLS DONT MISINTREPET+ Hit girls regularly with jokes (dont overrun) and gradually observe their reactions. If she enjoys all the poor jokes that you deliver (which may/may not be situational) she could very well get along with you. Her ego and yours match and you will be good friends. (Sign of confirmation: she will frankly tell you if she didnt find a particular joke interesting.) If she seems to fake laughs for your jokes - chances are she isnt your true friend or that she is excessively formal. If she laughs with others when you are being laughed at dont expect much from her, she could be one of those temporary passing-cloud friends.( but if she shows concern for your feelings during that situation then proceed with caution. She could either be a very caring person or she might be a true friend. ) If she gets angry/annoyed when youre laughed at, then she might have something more than friendship for you.(wait dont be excited, she could simply be a closer friend it happens in most cases guys f***ing overestimate a girls care towards him to be romance/crush and eventually when he faces reality

via I saw you as my close friend/brother thats when the real s**t happens he turns out to be like the joker of Gotham angry and revengeful to the world around. If initially she enjoys the joke but later with time if she doesnt enjoy them from you (even if its better jokes/situational jokes) she is a selfish bitch could take guys for granted and would never be happy with what she gets. (Jokes are meant for smilessmiles are selflessif one cant smile from jokes, he/she is under a f**k load of false ego. Assholes who cant find happiness with minor things purely meant to make one feel pleasant those people dont deserve it. Adult/dirty jokes has an added advantage in this scenario - we can identify if she is a cool/easy going person who would enjoy it (no, she cant be regarded as dirty person simply because she enjoys adult jokes. Its just that she is open minded and could always be a good close friend. Respect her for that fact.) If she happens to be a specimen with moral values worth a big bowl of s**t (probably brainwashed by strict parents) - she would get annoyed/angry by it (no, she cant be regarded as a decent person either). Decency is a greater virtue which has been highly underestimated especially in this frame of reference where it barely fits. Yet, she shouldnt fall short of your respect. There are several reasons for it to occur. For example she might not have felt you to be close enough for an adult joke. But thats ok guys, nothing to be embarrassed aboutin time such girls will respect you again (provided you dont hit them with adult shit and its always good to give a brisk apology.)Remember: nothing is good/bad unless YOU define it to be good/bad. But if she is a slut - she would enjoy the joke (laugh for it first) and at then pretend to get angry as if youve tried to pervert her. NOW SHE IS THE DIRTY ONE TO HELL WITH RESPECT WITH SUCH BITCHES. // A really funny/sad joke is that ALL THE ABOVE POINTS always prove to be ENTIRELY meaningless if youve been accepted by HER in a way you would want Oops, did I just so freaking confuse you? Now isnt it funny to realize how a potentially useful set of instructions turned to mere bluffs? Thats the most beautiful part of humor/jokes that its heavily dependent on time (weather you know it or not). //

Things we once took seriously (especially during our childhood/teenage) may now seem so silly. They may even be worth laughing at. At some point in our life (or even afterlife) we might have reached a state where we would laugh at all our deeds (the ones which we were once damn serious about grudge, sorrow, selfishness) probably because weve become more wise (God, being the wisest of all would have a great deal to laugh at watching usperhaps thats how he tests us and it may be through such humor that He forgives us all.) What about the Joker of Gotham then? Is he as wise as saints (if not God)? Or is laughing over others demise always considered evil? Why does he want to watch the world burn? I guess he has reached such extreme position/point in life(equivalent to great wise men) where lives of all human race somehow seems so funny.(perhaps the path to get to such a position must have been gruesome) Like the joker weve had our share of grudge against the world. Most of us (if not all), may have felt lonely/angry at the world. All the chaos and extremities wouldve made some men wonder at the brutal humor that fate puts people in. Right? With us, being Gods Little Charlies, I bet God might be laughing his eyes off seeing us react to the fates jokes that he puts us in especially to our selfishness. Heath Ledgers soul wouldnt have cried over his sad demise but chances are that he is probably laughing thinking about it. Always remember: if a joke doesnt please a person, it could be because of that persons attitude and theres now way it could harm the joke. Jokes are like blessings they come to you but its your attitude that chooses whether or not you should receive them (the nectar of happiness form it.) Miseries are lifes little jokesand should be taken in a way they deserve to be taken. Has reading this confused you??? WHY SO SERIOUS??? LETS PUT A SMILE ON THAT FACE

Still confused??? Thats because the joke might not be over yetbut it surely will. So f*****g SMILE. A joker could possibly achieve the key to success that anyone else.