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Errors and Omissions Errors: In last weeks issue of the TX Citizen, reader Trey sent us a letter that began, Was it Robert Duval that said, I love the smell of Napalm in the morning in the Deer Hunter? We then inserted a note that read (Editor: Yes). Later in the day, the aforementioned editor realized that while that was indeed Duvalls line, it was not from The Deer Hunter it was from Apocalypse Now. But deadlines being deadlines, it was too late to fix it. Thank you for the hundreds of phone calls, emails, and shouts from the street pointing out this error. Omissions: The Houston-owned HeraldZeitung failed to report that the City lost their appeal to keep a judge from ruling on the legality of the disposable container ban, and other anti-tourism ordinances, until ten days after the event. The decision was handed down by Austins Third Court of Appeals on Friday, February 21, and not reported by the HZ until Sunday, March 3. KGNB came in second on that story, with only a five-day delay in reporting on the piece. Both newsrooms are expected to receive gold stars, smiley faces and pats on the head from the City Manager for sitting on the story as long as they could. As usual, TX Citizen fans were subjected to the story first, as it hit our Facebook page (facebook.com/txcitizen) on Friday, February 22, and received deeper coverage in the First Word column in our February 28 edition. That issue is still available online at txcitizen.com, and apparently provided the impetus for the Houstonowned paper to finally relent and give the biggest story of the week a mention. #newsfail
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be considered the first incarnation of the TX Citizen The Adolph Seidemann Instantaneous Forum. We got our hands on original copy of Adolphs publication, courtesy of TX Citizen reader Joe Lisk, who found it in an old trunk that he got from an estate sale. Cool. In the March 2, 1936, inaugural edition of his Forum, Adolph took on the Citys government for rejecting a petition he submitted that would have triggered an election to dissolve the Citys Board of Development, which served the purpose of todays 4-B Board namely redistributing wealth from taxpayers to the pockets of certain well-connected businessmen. That rejection was based on the City Attorneys insistence that City Hall simply didnt have to accept the petition that decision based on an intentional misreading of the Citys Charter. (The charter apparently over-ruled then, as it does now, both the Texas and United States Constitutions). In a crazy twist, it seems our current City Council did exactly the same thing, for the same reason, in December of 2011. You know, with the petition to hold a recall election for Bryan Miranda. They just decided they didnt want it. (The circumstances under which that petition was put together and contested are now under the scrutiny of the Comal County Grand Jury, but thats another story altogether, and one weve already covered in this column. Its a good one though, and well keep up with the case as it makes its way through the system.) Anyhow, Adolph blasted the thenlocally-owned Herald for their complaint that the election would be expensive. Just like they did during the whole Bryan Miranda debacle. Hmmm. It seems weve got a pattern developing here Adolph then went after the astronomical, taxpayer-funded, sweetheart salary paid to the head of the City Board of Development. Uh oh. Now were really getting somewhere. It wont be long before we start publishing taxpayer-funded salaries too, and if you think weve made enemies before, wait until we print those numbers. Whoa Nelly! Its going to be something else. Continued on next page.
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The More Things Stay the Same, the Less Everything Changes You want to hear something funny? I mean, not like funny ha-ha but kind of weird funny. Back in 1936 a local attorney/ rabble rouser named Adolph Seidemann had a look at the Citys government and the thenlocally-owned Herald, and declared their relationship corrupt. He went out and bought a printing press, and produced what might TXCITIZEN.COM
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Continued from previous page. Anyway, heres the complete text of Adolphs first edition. We have no doubt you will find it an entertaining reminder that some things never, ever change. Note: While the text, including typos, is original, we have adjusted the formatting to allow for easier reading. THE ADOLPH SEIDEMANN INSTANTANEOUS FORUM. Dedicated to the preservation of The Constitution and laws under which we are living. March 2, 1936. To the Voters and Citizens of New Braunfels, Texas. On February 26, 1936, as stated and set forth in the article appearing in the New Braunfels Herald in its issue of Friday, February 28, 1936, which article will be published in the German language in the New Braunfels Zeitung in its issue of March 4,1936, I filed petition signed by 277 voters asking for the calling of an election for the purpose of submitting the repeal of the ordinance creating a Board of Development to a vote of the people. This petition, as you have seen was refused by the City Commission of the City of New Braunfels, acting upon the advice of Mr. Martin Faust, City Attorney of New Braunfels. Mr. Faust suggested that another petition be circulated, which would ask for the repeal of the amendment under which the ordinance was passed. Just for your information I want to state that Mr. Faust is mistaken in his views, and the election could have been called and we could have voted on the issue involved at the general election to be held in the City of New Braunfels on the first tuesday in April, but I did not want any legal controversy which would deprive you of your right to vote on the question in the near future, although to circulate another petition would cost a great deal of money, so I prepared the petition as suggested by him, and employed Paul Lindemann to circulate the same, and it is now being circulated. In the New Braunfels Heral of February 28, 1936, under the large headlines, PETITION SUBMITTED TO CITY SEEKS TO SMASH BOARD OF DEVELOPMENT reference is made to the petition filed by 277 voters of New Braunfels, and on page 4 at the end of the article in column 4 this article closes with the following language, towit; It is estimated that such an election would cost several hundred dollars. Now that is just too bad, is it not? Well, who caused this expenditure? Was it not the City Attorney, who had advised the City Commission of the City of New Braunfels, that the citizens of New Braunfels could not demand an election to repeal an ordinance?
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I state to you, that the citizens of New Braunfels can demand an election at any time. The right to petition a City Commission or other governing agency is one of the sacred rights of the American people. Let me quote the Constitution of the United States. Congress shall make no laws respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances. That is the Constitution of the United States. Now let me quote to you the Constitution of the State of Texas. Article 1 Section 27 reads as follows; The citizens shall have the right, in a peaceable manner, to assemble together for their common good, and apply to those invested with the powers of government for redress of grievances or other purposes, by petition, address or remonstrance. That is the Constitution of the State of Texas. Mr. Faust just happened to get his hands on the wrong law book, for the law that he pointed out to the Mayor and Commissioners provided the manner of changing the Charter of the City, which is nothing less than the Constitution of the City of New Braunfels. But let that be as it may, if the election does cost several hundred dollars, that is considerably less than the average of $5071.42 per year, collected from the citizens of New Braunfels by a tax on their little homesteads and other property for the purpose of maintaining the City Board of Development. Well, this tax of $5071.42 per year did not seem quite right to E.P. Nowotny Jr. and the Junior Chamber of Commerce of New Braunfels, so this Junior Chamber of Commerce, through its President, E.P. Nowotny, on September 18, 1934, presented a resolution to the City Board of Development to reduce the salary and the expenses of Mr. Bailey Jones to $100.00 per month. Well, that was simply horrible to think that Mr. Jones should receive only $100.00 per month, so the City Board of Development, on October 16, 1934, entered into their minutes, that Mr. Bailey Jones should receive a salary of $2400.00 per year, that there should be allowed the sum of $550.00 for miscellaneous and extra help, and $300.00 for traveling expenses, and $150.00 for telegraph and telephone expenses, and $125.00 for stationary and stamps. I feel quite sure that $15.00 was sufficient for the stationary bill, so that left, if I am right, just $110.00 for stamps. About 3660 stamps were thus used for the purpose of answering correspondence. I had no idea that such an amount of stamps would be required.
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Miss Sartor has been attending to some of the duties formerly performed by Mr. Jones and if I had the time, I would investigate, just for the purpose of ascertaining whether the Junior Chamber of Commerce was correct in its views that $100.00 per month was sufficient compensation for the work that the Secretary of the Board of Development was required to do during these last few years of depression. That however, is a matter that the Junior Chamber of Commerce of New Braunfels is better able to answer than I am. I am just wondering how many of these citizens of New Braunfels, were as fortunate as Mr. Jones during the year 1934. When Mr. Jones first came to New Braunfels, he received $350 per month, and I am quite sure, although I did not read the minutes of the Board of City Development for the first few years of Mr. Baileys administration, that he also received some additional expense money. I cannot afford the expense of publishing letters through the newspapers, so I bought myself a new printing machine, and I am doing my own work. I feel that the Printers Union will get after me, but after they realize that I am trying to save their sacred sights, and also to save them some taxes, they will, I am sure, forgive me. I cannot give you all the news in
one issue, so look for the second issue, which will probably instantaneously appear some time Friday morning, March 6, 1936, but I may decide to issue daily letters. These letters will probably be worth reading on days when news are dull, and I therefore advise you to save this issue for future reference. Have just seen Paul Lindemann, he showed me petition he is circulating, so take cheer, many, many good people are coming up voluntarily and signing, so come along, I have pen and ink waiting for you. The Herald analyzed the first petition which Mr. Faust turned down. I have a copy of the names, and I will tell you about the 75 women that signed that petition, and also something about these old retired citizens. I feel sure that many, many business men will also sign in the next few days. They are beginning to realize that it is foolish on their part to fight the majority of the people. So long until March 6, and perhaps before. Adolph Seidemann.
Editors Note: Seidemanns birthday, January 6, will now be considered a holiday at TX Citizen HQ. We will white-wash his unfortunate choice to lead a group of New Braunfels-based Kaiser Wilhelm II sympathizers during WWI, and completely ignore his civic activities during WWII. \m/ Mike Reynolds Publisher/Editor-in-Chief
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By Gustavo Arellano gabachos call all Latinos Mexican). Chino is one of the more fascinating homographs Dear Readers: The Mexican is currently (words with the same spelling but different dealing with deportation issues but will return meanings) in Spanish. Its Old World meaning next week once he builds his 15-foot escalera specifically refers to a person of Chinese to climb over that pesky 14-foot wall. In the descent, but in his Dictionary of Latin American meanwhile, here are some oldies-but-goodies Racial and Ethnic Terminology, Rutgers linguist to tide you by like yesterdays menudo. Enjoy! Thomas M. Stephens documents how chino assumed different connotations once the Dear Mexican: It seems that conquistadors pillaged the Americasand whenever Chicano professors want to none of those connotations was positive. show off their mexicanidad, they wear Stephens book devotes an incredible a guayabera. In fact, I saw a picture of seven pages to chino; some of its more you in the Los Angeles Times donning peculiar Latin American definitions include the shirt, along with Dickies pants female servant, slave from Mozambique, and Converse All Stars. How trite and concubine, young Indian female who bourgeois! You go to a caf or bar in served in a convent, and, yes, curlyany university town in Mexico, and the haired. Chino also was the category in students will think youre totally naco. the Spanish Empires Byzantine castas I stopped wearing the guayabera when a friend said I looked like a waiter in a (caste) system designated for the offspring Mexican restaurant. Do certain clothes of parents with varying degrees of African and Amerindian blood. Stephens only sin determine your Mexicanness? is that he doesnt explain why chino took on Sexy Mexy so many non-Chinese connotations, though Dear Wab: Abso-pinche-lutely. The he did write that china in Quechua signifies bigger the sombrero, the wabbier the man, is female servant or animal, while Nahuatl a commandment all Mexicans learn from the speakers used chinoa (toasted) to describe Virgin of Guadalupe. But seriously, Mexican dark-skinned people. And he offers no insight clothes correspond to social and economic into the chino-curly connection. But it doesnt take a Ph-pinche-D to statussweaty T-shirt indicates laborer, identify the common threads in chinos various calf-length skirt means a proper Mexican woman, and if a cobbler used the hide of an meanings: African blood and servitude. endangered reptile to fashion your cowboy Many blacks, of course, have naturally kinky boots, youre probably a drug dealer or a hair, so at some point over the centuries, Texan. The guayabera (a loose-fitting, pleated chino became an ethnicon (a term meant to shirt common in the Mexican coastal state of comment on an ethnic groups prominent Veracruz and other tropical regions of Latin cultural characteristic that become popular America) also announces something about its shorthand for said characteristic) for both owner: the gey is feeling hot and wants to black person and curly. Mexicans then look sharp. Why the hate, Sexy? Remember went on to drop the black denotation and kept what Andy Warhol said: Nothing is more the curly connection. Such linguistic amnesia bourgeois than to be afraid to look bourgeois. isnt unprecedented in Mexican Spanish: Who cares if people mistake you for a waiter if marrano, which many Mexicans use to call you sport a guayabera? Just spit in their soup. someone a pig or filthy, comes from the And who cares if Mexican university students Inquisition-era slur used against Jews who call me, you or any guayabera wearer a naco converted to Christianity. All this wordplay is (Mexico City slang for bumpkin)? They cant further proof that Mexico is a country with a racial problem that makes America seem like be that smart if theyre still in Mexico. Sesame Street. The proper Spanish word for Why do Mexicans call people with curly, by the way, is rizado.
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Uncle Esel, One day I heard someone from the city mention that public bathrooms in the park or somewhere were used for other things with a big emphasis on the word other. I wasnt sure what to make of it. Is there some big drug problem that they are referring too? Thank You, Hellen
Dear Hellen, I dont really think they were talking about drug problems in public restrooms though that may at times pop up. I think the thinly veiled reference was about illicit sexual behavior occurring in the bathrooms. You see, there is a group of George Michael wannabees hanging out in public bathrooms, and I dont mean wannabee singers in that bunch. In years past, public bathrooms in the parks of this city and many other cities have been utilized as meeting places for an occasional anonymous sich treffen or hooking up. Seems like over the years, one of the most notorious places has been the bathroom at Cypress Bend Park, where even some well respected (previously respected) ahhemm, gentlemen have gone to display their wide stance. Businessmen and even school teachers have been caught in the act of lewd behavior and in other cities, politicians, priests and policemen have been caught. Perhaps the time has come for some group to enact a bathroom ban. From what the Esel hears, most of our local lewd behavior comes from inappropriate photography by people on the banks of the Comal River, but thats all in the interest of monitoring behavior, so once again, no problem here. Right? Love, K you have a duty to find out what she is up to, but youve already set up a relationship that sounds less like a mother and more like a running around pal. You are fighting a battle that you should never have set up. You need to assert your role as mother and show that your interest is as her mother and then you can get some control back. There is nothing wrong with being friends with your children, but when that blocks your role as parent, youre doing it wrong. When Esel was thirteen, a switch was still in good use and boy did I deserve it from time to time. Unfortunately, the switch has gone the way of the pay phone, U.S. born presidents and quality TV. Gain control soon and just maybe you wont be a Grandma in the fall. Love, K
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Dear Mr. Esel, Saw the sinkhole that swallowed up some poor dude in Florida. Any chance of sink holes around here? Cheers, Eddie
Dear Eddie, There is no record of any sinkhole swallowing up any local dudes. While we occasionally have some cliff edges fall off in the Hill Country as well as water carving up some dirt and disappearing into a recharge feature in the limestone hills, that stuff doesnt happen as much here. Thats not to say they dont exist, as one very famous sinkhole is called the Devils Sinkhole near Rock Springs. Sinkholes can more frequently occur further into the Edwards Plataea, but they are not like the ones we more commonly see in Florida, East Texas, or Southeast Texas that make the news. One more famous sinkhole in Texas occurred near Houston, in Daisetta, Texas which has suffered from many sinkholes given that the entire town sits on a what is essentially a big salt dome. Many of these East Texas sinkholes are actually the result of human activity in the form of abandoned salt mines. Rest assured, the prospects of suffering a sinkhole here in town are far, far less than the effect of a whole other kind of hole that coincidently, probably comes from East Texas also. Love, K
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Uncle Esel, My 13 year old daughter has a steady and serious boyfriend and Ive recently heard her awake after midnight with what I think is texting. I want her to respect me as a mother but I am a little curious about the texting. Do I dare messing up our relationship as best friends by demanding to see her texts or sneaking a look while she is in the shower, which is the only time she doesnt take her phone with her? Sincerely (withheld)
Dear No-Name Clueless Mom, Shes thirteen. Do you really have to ask this question? This Esel may be old fashioned, but this girl is way too young to be in a steady and serious relationship with a boy. Heck yeah TXCITIZEN.COM
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The Politics of the Undead Modern culture has developed an interesting relationship with vampires. We have taken the monster into our hearts and developed compassion for him, even idolized him. Where once the vampire was a ghastly horror that slinked in the shadows and threatened our very souls, he is now a hero, (or at the very least misunderstood), a sparkly heartthrob for teenage girls to swoon over. We invite him in; feed him ourselves and find others for him to feed on; and when he has drained us unto death, we accept our own demise gratefully and consider it a gift. Nothing could be more dangerous, and our foolish fascination with, and veneration of, the fiend may cost us dearly. The vampire is a supernatural being but comes from mankind. Each vampire was once, himself, human, but now stands apart from humanity, abnormal and abhorrent to human nature. In fact, the vampire is such that it transcends both humanity and nature. He can mold, alter, and forestall many of what we see as the natural laws of the universe, but for all his purported immortality, his efforts are only temporary, and when nature reasserts itself, it does so savagely, often bringing woe to the vampire and all held under his sway. The vampire, likewise, has no actual humanity but is subject to all of humanitys failings. He is ever consumed by greed, lust indeed all of the deadly sins. A vampire can certainly feign virtue, but any such virtuous acts inevitably lead to benefit primarily for the vampire. A vampire might feed or protect a thrall, but this is hardly compassion. It simply cements his own power over the hapless underling. Being supernatural does not prevent the vampire from having some corollaries in nature, though. Vampires clearly exhibit features of both the predator and the parasite. Like most predators, the vampire fills its niche perfectly. Its abilities mirror humanitys weaknesses. While it stands vastly outnumbered by its prey, it prevails by using guile, trickery, and raw power. The vampire preys on easy meals first, focusing on the weak, ill, and outcasts of society, and he is more likely to turn the wealthy and powerful to his own purposes than confront them directly. In some respects, the vampire is a parasite as well. It feeds on its host and offers nothing of value in return. It uses humanity to TXCITIZEN.COM reproduce itself either by making other vampires or creating thralls bound to its will. The gifts a vampire appears to offer are always illusionary and do nothing but create new victims. While vampires are powerful, they are not invulnerable. No vampire can abide any true faith. They may take on the trappings of virtue and holiness as a means of disguise, but they cringe in horror from anyone holding a philosophy that is pure of heart. Here, even symbols are of value, and when a vampire is faced with any true symbol of faith, they will do their best to demean, desecrate, or destroy it. Vampires may also be sent into a state of torpor through loss of or inaccessibility to blood. Generally, this is done by driving a stake through the beasts heart. This paralyzes the vampire, and without blood it will waste and wane in power, but a vampire dispatched in this way is not truly dead. Many vampires have been destroyed by lopping off their heads, but this is no protection against whatever progeny they may have created, and a hardy group of villagers throwing off one vampire lord may find themselves in no better position after the dust has settled. Sunlight is the only true destroyer of vampires. Vampires cannot abide the light of day. Their flesh will smoke, their bodies shrivel, and ultimately they are turned to dust when exposed to the light. This has less to do with any scientific properties in sunlight than it does with removing all a vampires powers. A vampire in sunlight is laid bare in his evil for all to see. He cannot hide or beguile anyone in this position. A vampire is in this way made completely powerless, and a powerless vampire is nothing and as such, reverts to nothing, quite literally. That is not to say that we should seek to destroy vampires. A vampire is so dangerous a creature that it is better to avoid one, if one can, than to kill it. Many vampire hunters have fallen under the power of the vampire they sought to destroy, and they can often be turned and used against those they once professed to protect. Its the height of hubris to take combat to a vampire. Protect yourself if you can, but attacking a vampire directly is rarely prudent. A better solution is to recognize the vampire for what it is and neutralize it as a threat. Putting distance between yourself and the vampire is a good tactic. Its hardly wise to live in the shadow of a vampires lofty castle. Place yourself as far out of reach of a vampires power as you can. In addition, there are ways to make your self less attractive to a vampire. Garlic, running water, and various herbal remedies have been suggested, but it is just as useful to remember that a vampire is a predator and prevent the vampire from using his predatory talents to make you prey. Prepare yourself against the vampires guile, and assume that all favors have a compensatory cost. Likewise, avoid a vampires stealth. Be mindful of your surroundings during the night, and when faced with a situation where you must deal with someone you suspect is a vampire, insist that all his dealings be done in the daylight. As mentioned before, faith can be a powerful protector. Not only is it distasteful to the vampire, but it also allows someone to recognize the vampire for the evil that he is and resist his temptations. Lastly, never invite a vampire into your home. A vampire will often rely on your compassion and good nature to trap you. He may seem harmless or even attractive, but underestimate him at your own peril. This last thing is our greatest problem currently. From time immemorial vampires have been recognized as a danger and evil. They kill as easily as they breathe. Now, though, we seem to have lost our traditional good sense. This may not be a social accident. Vampires have long hoped to have a placid and willing group to prey on. They have, no doubt, put a good deal of resources into public relations, skewing public opinion to make it easier for them to ply their unspeakable trade. It has certainly happened before. Dont be fooled. A vampire is at all times seeking to victimize you, or someone else through his dealings with you. Remember that a vampire is first and always a predatory beast, seeking to live unjustly on the lifeblood of others. Dont fall under the vampires spell. Dont give up your life or your soul without a fight. Revile these creatures of the night, and force them into the sunlight when opportunity presents itself. We may never be rid of vampires, but we can, and should limit their power over us.
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