The Unicorn in the Garden

James Thurber

Pre-Reading
Discuss the following questions with your friend/s: What are the mythical beasts that you have read about? (Example, dragon, basilisk, unicorn) If you were to see a mythical beast, what would you do?

A Note on the Author

James Grover Thurber (18941961) was a reputed American humourist and cartoonist. He made a number of noteworthy contributions (both cartoons and short stories) to The New Yorker. Some of his remarkable works include The Owl in the Attic and Other Perplexities (1931), Fables for Our Time and Famous Poems Illustrated (1940), Men, Women, and Dogs (1943), The Beast in Me and Other Animals (1948), The Thurber Album (1952), Further Fables For Our Time (1956), and so on. Most of his stories are light and humorous, but a few of them also describe the darker aspects of life.

A Note on the Story

This short story is from the collection, Fables of Our Time and Famous Poems Illustrated. Although the story appears humorous, on further reading, it throws light on the malicious nature of both the husband and wife.

Reading The Unicorn in the Garden

Once upon a sunny morning a man who sat in a breakfast nook looked up from his scrambled eggs to see a white unicorn with a golden horn quietly cropping the roses in the garden. The man went up to the bedroom where his wife was still asleep and woke her. "There's a unicorn in the garden," he said. "Eating roses." She opened one unfriendly eye and looked at him. "The unicorn is a mythical beast," she said, and turned her back on him. The man walked slowly downstairs and out into the garden. The unicorn was still there; now he was browsing among the tulips. "Here, unicorn," said the man, and he pulled up a lily and gave it to him. The unicorn ate it gravely. With a high heart, because there was a unicorn in his garden, the man went upstairs and roused his wife again. "The unicorn," he said, "ate a lily." His wife sat up in bed and looked at him coldly. "You are a booby," she said, "and I am going to have you put in the booby-hatch." The man, who had never liked the words "booby" and "booby-hatch," and who liked them even less on a shining morning when there was a unicorn in the garden, thought for a moment. "We'll see about that," he said. He walked over to the door. "He has a golden horn in the middle of his forehead," he told her. Then he went back to the garden to watch the unicorn; but the unicorn had gone away. The man sat down among the roses and went to sleep. As soon as the husband had gone out of the house, the wife got up and dressed as fast as she could. She was very excited and there was a gloat in her eye. She telephoned the police and she telephoned a psychiatrist; she told them to hurry to her house and bring a strait-jacket. When the police and the psychiatrist arrived they sat down in chairs and looked at her, with great interest. "My husband," she said, "saw a unicorn this morning." The police looked at the psychiatrist and the psychiatrist looked at the police. "He told me it ate a lily," she said. The psychiatrist looked at the police and the police looked at the psychiatrist. "He told me it had a golden horn in the middle of its forehead," she said. At a solemn signal from the psychiatrist, the police leaped from their chairs and seized the wife. They had a hard time subduing her, for she put up a terrific struggle, but they finally subdued her. Just as they got her into the strait-jacket, the husband came back into the house. "Did you tell your wife you saw a unicorn?" asked the police. "Of course not," said the husband. "The unicorn is a mythical beast." "That's all I wanted to know," said the psychiatrist. "Take her away. I'm sorry, sir, but your wife is as crazy as a jaybird." So they took her away, cursing and screaming, and shut her up in an institution. The husband lived happily ever after. Moral: Don't count your boobies until they are hatched.

Glossary
breakfast nook unicorn : : a little side room for eating breakfast. a mythical beast which looks like a horse with a horn in the centre of the head

cropping required) mythical browsing booby booby-hatch gloat strait-jacket solemn subduing as crazy as a jaybird institution moral

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clipping or cutting close to the root (This gloss not existing only in stories; imaginary or not real sampling or tasting here and there in this context, a crazy person (probably from the name of a stupid extinct bird) a mental asylum a look of pleasure or satisfaction, due to your success or somebody elses failure an armless belted jacket used to confine the violently insane grave or serious (here) controlling extremely crazy or hopelessly insane (here) a mental asylum in this context, the lesson of the story

Check Your Reading

Answer the following questions: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. What did the man see in the garden? When the man told his wife what he had seen, she replied that the unicorn was ________. The man then went into the garden and gave the unicorn a _________ to eat. The unicorn had a ________ in the middle of its _________. The wife phoned _________ and _________. What did the police do? What did the husband tell the police? The psychiatrist told the husband that the woman was __________________. What is the meaning of the moral that the author gives at the end?

Reading between the Lines

Authors do no always express their ideas in a plain sense. Often the reader has to understand the hidden meaning by inferring things, that is, by guessing from what the author tells. Try and find answers to the questions below. 1. 2. What do you think the wife thought about her husband when he told her about the unicorn in the garden? Why did she call the police and a psychiatrist? 3

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At a solemn signal from the psychiatrist, the police leaped from their chairs and seized the wife. What do you think the two communicated to each other? What do you think their conclusion was about the woman?

Reading beyond the Lines

After reading a story, we often discuss the story in relation to our own life and comment on the characters and their actions in it. This helps us to understand the story better. 1. Do you think it was right on the husbands part to cheat his wife? Give reasons.

Writing
We have already come across a unicorn and a talking cat. Here is another creature, which can be classified under neither fact nor fantasy. Read the following passage and put in missing punctuation marks such as commas, capital letters, and full stops wherever necessary. The loch ness monster, affectionately known as nessie is a plesiosaur like creature living in loch ness a long deep lake near inverness, Scotland. Many sightings of the monster have been recorded going back at least as far as st columba, the irish monk who converted most of Scotland to Christianity in the 6th century the modern legend of nessie begins in 1934 with Dr. Robert Kenneth Wilson a london physician who photographed a plesiosaur like beast with a long neck emerging out of the murky waters. That photo created quite a fuss before the photo loch ness was the stuff of legend and myth. The locals knew the ancient history of the sea serpent but people came to the lake more to relax than to go on expeditions looking for mythical beasts. After the photo the scientific experts were called in first they examined the photo itself was it a plesiosaur a tree trunk or an otter (Adapted from Loch Ness monster: http://skepdic.com/nessie.html)