Jr and balio ki daarilo rendu bombs dorikaayi: Baliyo: ivvi rendu chethullo pattukoni policelaki ichesi vadhamu.

Abbai: avunu babai!! police station ki velle daarilo edanna oka bomb pelipothe? emi chedhaam? Baliyo: okkate dorikindi ani abbaddam chebudhaam raa Abbai: nuvvu as usual rocking babai!!
Ticket Seller: Boss , no one is ready to buy tickets for Babai SIMHA . Owner: Sell it at Rs.1 each Ticket Seller: Boss we will not get any profit. Owner: Once they entered into theater, after 10 mins Start selling "EXIT" tickets at Rs.200 :)
If Babai, Abbai, Harikrishna, Kalyanram, Tarakaratna, Are sailing in a boat, if it sinks who will be safe? Guess: ? ? ?

Aghora tells Babai abt magadheera "vadu mande agni golam la kanipistadu" Babai - Mari Tuesday ela untadu? AGHORA: Inko 400 years ayna nuv marav ra baaliga

? Telugu Film Industry... ha ha ha ha ha

indian(nbk),u.s.a(zon),russia(butler),are travelling in aeroplane. zon:we are very great becoz we landed first on moon. butler:we are great becoz landed first on venus. NBK:we are very great becoz we first landed on sun. zon&butler:how is it possible?it's vary hot na! NBK:pora yadava we la at night time ra.............

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Babai goes toSpoken English class every day Abbai : " GO " ki VERB cheppavaa Babai : idikuda teliyadaa " GO GOKED GOKEN " Abbai : Nuvvu kekaaa babai ...... :D :D

Babai & Abbai looking at Egyptian mummy. Abbai : Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case. Babai: Aaho, lorry number is also written...BC 1760!!!....

Babai:prajala kosam simhannaita,narasimhanaita,avasaramaite,maro bobbili pulinaita. Vilan:mari manishivi eppudavthav ra jaffa....???

Jr NTR-Babai naa wife PRANATHI last week aalgadda tevadaniki velli inka raledu babai.....nenem cheyyali Balayya-Simple ra inkeedaina kura onduko.........aalgadda okkate enduku.... Jr NTR-Nuvvu keka babai.......

Once Babai jumped into the sea, but he doesnt know how to swim. While he was drowning , he saw cute fish. Then he caught that fish and threw it to shore.. and said " nenu elagu chachipotunna kanisam nuvaina bathuku " , hearing this Abbai with tears said "nuvu devudivi babai....."Jai ho Babai.

Abbai: Babai, I bought a new car. I dont remember the name but it starts with T NBK: Oho..dont know about that but my car starts with petrol Abbai: nuvvu keka babai!!

Once a Donkey Kicked Babai & Ran away. Babai started chasing & found a zebra & started beating by saying "dress maruste kanipettalena !!!!!!!!!!!!

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Babai Phone: -9100000000000

Email: gmail@Babai.com

Career Object : To make the audience run away from theaters. Preofessio'nil' Experience: 30 years in Telugu Industry. Junior Artist - 1974 (with 1 hit, 9 flops) Side role- 1979(14 flops) Lead role- 1986- till date( 4 hits, 44 flops) Acting Skills: Stop Moving Trains, Killing People with Cocks(Palnati brahmanaidu), Climbing Mt. Everest with out any Help (Vijayendra varma), Shooting a bullet from mouth (Allari pidugu), Playing with current (Okka magadu), etc. Expected CTC: Min. 5 crores for each film Achievements: World Record, Limca Record and Pepsi Record in flops Role Model: My Self and Captain Vijayakanth,the Telugu Tiger of Tamil Nadu Project Details: 1. Bike riding on ground to running Train and go to Pakistan from India with Parachute only. 2. Climbing any mountain with hands. 3. Pulling chair front and sending train back Leadership Skills: Led 12564 hens and cocks to attack the enemies and won the battle. Special Attraction: 1. Shoot People not only in movie, but outside also 2. Having laser eyes. (Kanti Chuputho champaysatha) 3. Senseless talking in functions, interviews 4. Hitting thigh (Thoda Kottadam) Personal Details: Name: BalKrish N Age : 30yrs in Industry

Weight: I Dont know Exactly(Mission Not Working......Showing Display As "Weight LIMIT OVER".) Hobbies: I am Not a Man to have Hobbies

uppukappurambu Babai bandaga nundu chuda chuda cinemalu chettaga undu cinemalandu Babai cinemalu veraya viswadabhirama simha chooooooodakura mama

Babai: puts on the indicator and asks the Abbai to check whether its working r not... Abbai he puts his head out and says
YES...NO...YES...NO...YES...NO..

Babai interview- Interviewer: Jnr Abbai ki accident enduku ayyindi? Babai: While driving, maavadu brake kotta boyi thoda kottadu dhoola theeripoyindi na kodukki Babai: cell lo konni songs nimpali shopmen: MEMORY CARD vunda Babai: RATION CARD vundi parvaleda Abbai: BABAI VOTER CARD kuda techam kada cheppu

DOCTOR: U HAVE BRAIN TUMOUR. Babai: HURRAYYYY!!!! JUMPS IN JOY..... DANCING DOCTOR: Y R U SO HAPPY? Babai: IDHI CHALU DOCTOR NAAKU BRAIN VUNDI ANI CHEPPADANIKI.... IKA PICHEKESTHA......
Babai & Abbai got tired using mobile cell phones. For a change, they decided to use pigeons to send sweet messages. And this hilarious scheme worked very fine. One day Babai sends his pigeon. Abbai sees, the pigeon is without any message. He picks his mobile and asks Babai: The pigeon is without any sweet message. Babai: Arey jaffa that was a missed call Abbai: Nuvu super Babai.......

billgates :give me an idea to become poor

friend :take one english film with Babai billgates : i asked idea to become poor not a beggar

SIR: Nuvvu em kaavalukuntunav? STUDENT: Nenu MBBS chadivi, Police Ayyi,Manchi software company lo, lawyerga work chesi pedda pedda building lu kattukuntu collector ga job chesukunta SIR: orey nijam chepu ra nuvu Babai fan kada..,??
Babai was filling slambook he saw zodiac sign he doesn't no wat's meaning of it so he turned the page back opposite of zodiac sign he saw cancer he rote in his page aids

Abbai: Babai.. mana pani ammai bhartha bavilo padi chanipoyadanta kada?? Babai: avunu ra.. Abbai: Papam.. vaallaki chala kashtam kada babai... Babai: Parvaledura... vaallu tap water vadukuntunnaru...
Babai planned a new movie 'SANKALO THUPAKI na PELLAM LAPAKI'. One of the powerful dailogue in this movie is 'GUNDA meedha thanthe GOOGLE search lo kuda dorakav....

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that? Babai: An old king's skeleton. Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it? Babai: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child.!!!!!!!!

Abbai: babhai ra chess adukundam. Babai:agara sport shoes veskoni vasta

Abbai: Babai, 2day I got a different Msg. Den my mobile got switched off. BAA:Amazing, whats dat msg?? Abbai: Battery low..... BAA: Wow nice Naku forward chey :)

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