to Lawrence next August. Thats because the KU Office of Design and Construction Management and KU Endowment have teamed up to make major renovations over the next four sum- mers to the boulevards asphalt and concrete pavement, underground tunnel, storm drainage system and foliage surrounding the iconic ave- nue. Originating three years ago, the idea was pushed through University approval recently for the construc- tions minimal effect on students, and its intent to update one of the Universitys most storied locales. The first phase of the project will greet returning students next fall with development from the Chi- Omega fountain to Poplar Street, east of Snow Hall. And students can expect to encounter something they havent experienced on the boule- vard since 1973 shade from the sun. It was around this time that trees planted over a century ago on the boulevard began succumbing to Dutch Elm disease, which has, in the forty years since, decimated this greener facet of the boulevard. Part of the construction plan includes rebuilding this canopy that genera- tions of the past have come to asso- ciate with the University. Many students who grew up in my era remember the canopy, University architect and direc- tor of Design and Construction Management Jim Modig said. The Chancellor has even said its an important thing that weve lost. We need to do these projects not just for our own generations but for genera- tions in years future. The canopy plank of the master plan is headed by KU Endowment, which plans to invest $1 million into Boulevard beautification with the addition of over 200 trees and wide distribution of new shrubbery and grasses. I really believe its the beauty of the campus that makes KU a special place, said Assistant Vice President of Endowment Dale Flusser. Im proud to see KU taking these steps to enhance our University. But the renovations are function- al, too. Modig points out that its been a long time since weve done anything with Jayhawk [Boulevard]. What you cant see is the deteriora- All contents, unless stated otherwise, 2013 The University Daily Kansan Classifieds 6 Crossword 6 Cryptoquips 6 opinion 5 sports 12 sudoku 6 Mostly cloudy. High 61F. Winds NNE at 5 to 10 mph. 20 percent chance of rain. You have one week left before the deadline to drop classes. Index Dont forget Todays Weather Spring cloudy > winter cloudy HI: 61 LO: 43 UDK THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN Burton Gepford moved into his house a year and a half ago. After taking two days to build a new fence with a couple of family members, he knew that the fence needed to be stained. Gepford was one of hundreds of people who received help from students, faculty and staff volun- teers of the University. About 35 volunteers helped Gepford stain his wood fence. He said that is was fun hearing everyone talk and col- laborate to get a project done. A big thank you goes out to them because I cant imagine get- ting it done by myself, Gepford said. KU Memorial Unions host- ed its third annual Big Event on Saturday. The Big Event is a full day of service from members of the University volunteering at various sites around the community. Participation has increased dras- tically since the first year of the Big Event. In 2011, about 500 volun- teers completed projects at 80 job sites in Lawrence neighborhoods. Last year, 2,000 volunteers per- formed tasks at 200 job sites. This year had the largest participation rate so far with 3,000 volunteers at 400 job sites. Lauren Reinhart, a senior from Kansas City, Mo., was The Big Events executive director this year. She said they added 30 commit- tee members this year and pushed harder to get the word out. Theres no other organization like this on campus that brings all students together, Reinhart said. She said that you dont have to sign up in teams and individuals can get to know others while work- ing with the community. Its unique, Reinhart said. Theres nothing else like it at this scale. Gepford used to work fore the University and has participated in several volunteer and outreach pro- grams in the past. He said that hes ecstatic for The Big Event because it helps the community out with projects and its been a great event for the University. He said that this is one of the few times hes gotten the help because hes usually the one giving it. People always feel better about giving than receiving, Gepford said. You look at a project that you just did and get an overall joy from it. Trace Bowen, a freshman from Hutchinson, helped paint a fence at one of the days locations. Bowen volunteered after he heard about The Big Event through one of his fraternity brothers and said he wanted to do it for the good of the cause. It was good seeing the person helping also and getting involved with us, Bowen said. A group of about 15 girls from the Chi Omega sorority helped paint a fence and wooden benches, moved dirt and picked up leaves at the Haskell Catholic Campus Center. The project took about four hours to complete. Katie Krska, a freshman from Olathe, said it was a good ground- ing experience because sometimes projects like this take a while and its easy to underestimate the time. She said seeing how appreciative they were was rewarding because usually jobs like this take several hours. All of us are very thankful that someone organized something like this for us to do, Krska said. Edited by Brian Sisk hannah barling hbarling@kansan.com coNsTrUcTioN cAMpUs More shade coming to campus assoCiated press president Barack obama waves as he enters the oval offce of the White House in Washington D.c. on April 1 after attending the White House Easter Egg roll on the south Lawn. president obama to visit university on friday According to a University news re- lease, president Barack obama will visit campus on Friday. We are honored to welcome president obama to the University of Kansas, said chancellor Bernadette Gray-Little said in the release. We are delighted for the opportunity to visit with him about our mission of educating leaders, building healthy communities and making dis- coveries that change the world. it has not been announced whether or not this is a public event. More details will be released by the White House later this week. The last time obama visited the state of Kansas was in December 2011 when he spoke on populism in osawatomie. Hannah Wise want more on the big event? reid eggleston reggleston@kansan.com ashleigh lee/kansan Jayhawk Boulevard will be seeing some changes this coming summer. The KU offce of Design and construction Management and KU Endowment will fund the project. see blvd page 2 the student voice since 1904 Volume 125 Issue 103 kansan.com Monday, April 15, 2013 l o o k i n s i d e
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a p a r t m e n t g u i d e Photo by George Mullinix big event, big turnout Armed with the 21-page 2013 Election Code handbook, the Student Senate Elections Commission is considering alleged campaign violations after Sunday nights hearing. The unprecedented 25 percent voter turnout made for a competitive campaign season where each coalition watched the other for possible infringements of elec- tion protocols. Ad Astra and KUnited coali- tions collectively face 29 alleged violations. Last year, only 4 viola- tions were reported. Both the coalitions were very competitive and very seri- ous, said Caleb McIntosh, the Elections Commissioner and a sophomore from Carney. We expected this. The extensive reports on alleged violations included blurry camera phone photos, Facebook event screenshots, forwarded emails and official meeting min- utes. Ultimately, two groups of stu- dents wanted to win over the stu- dent body and both groups felt that breaking the rules wasnt the way to do it, said Mark Savoy, the KUnited School of Law Senator Elect, from Overland Park. The Elections Commission read each alleged violations inci- dent report, clarified details and allowed representatives of each coalition to respond and plead to or frequently refute the com- plaint. For example, Emma Halling, Ad Astra Vice Presidential Elect, spoke in front of one of her class- rooms to announce that vot- ing was open and all students should participate in the elec- tion. While this announcement was non-partisan, she was wear- ing an Ad Astra T-shirt. The KUnited incident report argues that the announcement qualifies as campaigning for her coalition, breaking Election Code 409.A.3, which bars campaigning inside university-owned buildings. If wearing a T-shirt is to be considered campaigning, then we have several thousand violations that happened last week that we need to pursue, said Halling, a junior from Elkhart, Ind. Many of the above listed alleged violations were thorough- ly refuted; some were plead. Both coalitions and all individuals spe- cifically involved attended yester- days two-hour hearing panel to be adjudicated or acquitted. It was a necessary evil to make sure that the integrity of the elec- tion was followed through, said Marcus Tetwiler, the Ad Astra Student Body President Elect, a junior from Paola. While the list of alleged vio- lations is extensive, both coali- tions expressed that policing each other is exclusive to the campaign season. The campaign is over, Tetwiler said. Were going for- ward. Were looking toward how we can actually get these jobs done. Violation reports, McIntosh said, help to fulfill and validate the democratic process. If everyone is going to be looking at what youve done, its going to make you be more con- sistent with how the elections code forces you to be, McIntosh said. The more violations cre- ates an incentive for you to act according to what the code tells you. Violations in years past have been punished by fines against the coalition, such as a $25 fine for violating chalking codes. Both coalitions will be notified within 48 hours of the meeting on the verdicts of the cases and the sanction recommendations by the panel. Edited by Tara Bryant Page 2 Monday, aPril 15, 2013 N THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN news weather, Jay? Afternoon showers. 30 percent chance of rain. Tuesday Baby Jay is in a raindrop! HI:48 LO:43 Thunderstorms. 60 percent chance of rain. Wednesday Dance in the rain! HI:59 LO:40 Cloudy.10 percent chance of rain. Thursday But really, where is the sun? HI:46 LO:28 weather.com Whats the calENdar Thursday, April 18 Tuesday, April 16 Wednesday, April 17 Monday, April 15 What: International Food Court Where: Kansas Union Plaza When: Noon to 2 p.m. about: Come try free food from local restaurants including La Parilla, Alad- din Cafe, Oriental Bistro and India Palace, International Student and Scholar Services sponsors the event. What: Caleb McGinn with Adam Case and Lonnie Fisher Where: Jackpot Saloon When: 9 p.m. about: Kansas native performs. Cover is $5 for 21 and over and $7 for ages 18 to 20. What: Resumes for Interviews Where: Pearson Hall, Room 204 When: 9 a.m. to noon about: Free resume workshop to make sure your resume is updated and focused on helping you achieve your career goals. What: Celebrating Ronald Johnson and Poetry in Kansas Where: Spencer Research Library When: 5:30 to 7:30 p.m. about: In celebration of National Poetry Month, the Spencer Research Library will display the work of Kansas native Ronald Johnson. There will be a cocktail reception at 5:30 p.m. and poetry readings at 6 p.m. The event is free, but RSVPs are requested. Contact Rachel Karwas (rkarwas@ ku.edu) to RSVP. What: Screening of Corporate FM Where: Woodruff Auditorium When: 7 to 9 p.m. about: KJHK and SUA will host a screen- ing and discussion of the documentary Corprate FM, directed by KU Alumni Kevin McKinney. What: Gun Control: Freedom vs. Safety When 7:30 p.m. Where: Dole Institute of Politics about: The Dole Institute Advisory Board hosts a discussion on gun control. President of the Kansas Rife Association Patricia Stoneking and Former Senior Staff Attorney at The Brady Center to Prevent Gun Violence Allen Rostron will speak. What: Tea at Three When: 3 p.m. Where: Kansas Union about: What: African World Documentary Film Festival When: 7 to 10 p.m. Where: Wescoe Hall, Rooms 3139 and 3140 about: The Kansas African Stud- ies Center hosts screenings of flm selections for the African World Documentary Film Festival Thursday through Saturday. Thursdays flms are Woodstock in Timbuktu- The Art of Resistance from 7 to 8:30 p.m. and War Don Don from 8:35 to 10 p.m. Contact us editor@kansan.com www.kansan.com Newsroom: (785)-766-1491 Advertising: (785) 864-4358 Twitter: UDK_News Facebook: facebook.com/thekansan THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN The University Daily Kansan is the student newspaper of the University of Kansas. The first copy is paid through the student activity fee. Additional copies of The Kansan are 50 cents. Subscriptions can be purchased at the Kansan business office, 2051A Dole Human Development Center, 1000 Sunnyside Avenue, Lawrence, KS., 66045. 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Whether its rock n roll or reggae, sports or special events, KJHK 90.7 is for you. neWS ManageMent editor-in-chief Hannah Wise Managing editors Sarah McCabe Nikki Wentling adVertiSing ManageMent business manager Elise Farrington Sales manager Jacob Snider neWS SeCtion editorS news editor Allison Kohn associate news editor Joanna Hlavacek Sports editor Pat Strathman associate sports editor Trevor Graff entertainment and special sections editor Laken Rapier associate entertainment and special sections editor Kayla Banzet Copy chiefs Megan Hinman Taylor Lewis Brian Sisk design chiefs Ryan Benedick Katie Kutsko designers Trey Conrad Sarah Jacobs opinion editor Dylan Lysen Photo editor Ashleigh Lee Web editor Natalie Parker adViSerS general manager and news adviser Malcolm Gibson Sales and marketing adviser Jon Schlitt STUDENT SENATE CONSTRUCTION Ad Astra and KUnited face multiple campaign violations eMily donoVan edonovan@kansan.com blVd froM Page 1 ALLegeD CAMpAIgn VIOLATIOns AD AsTRA KUnITeD Vs chalking on a stairway failing to wear the Elections Commision- appointed, nonpartisan Vote button that denotes the wearer as a candidate while campaigning distributing handbills that did not have the URL of the Elections Commission website including adastraku.org on a white board reminding residents to vote and repeatedly ob- scuring opponent chalking using an academic group email list to campaign public displaying of campaign posters in Lewis Residence Hall without permission from the complex director distributing campaign materials at The Grove and The Legends Apartment Complexes without approval from the owners holding a campaign event at Crawford Commu- nity House a university- owned building without approval from the University Events Commission intimidating a student who had previously fled a complaint and nominating a graduate senator candidate who had been accepted into but not already a part of his graduate program tion thats underground. The water lines beneath the bou- levard have not been replaced since they were first installed, under- ground access tunnels are in dan- ger of collapsing on workers and accessible ramps constructed near buildings years ago are not currently up to code. When we first talked about this master plan, we realized we needed to make this happen quickly, Modig said. Whats going on underground is something in need of attention, and when you add in the possi- bilities for innovation on the street level, it just all comes together. The plan met some initial financial hardship after it was first hatched. Besides a limited source of fund- ing, the Construction Management Team was unsure of whether its purpose should be to maintain the internal functioning of buildings or whether the department should extend its responsibility to campus beautification projects. Since then, an inflow of cash and a recent reassessment of depart- mental priorities have allowed the Universitys project to finally take flight. Were also studying the poten- tial for putting a bike path down the center of the Boulevard, Modig said. When buses load and unload, they have to pull over to the side where bikers usually are in their blind spots. The potential bike lane will be evaluated this summer and would be fully operational Fall 2015. With a hefty load on the Construction Management Departments plate, including such projects as replacing McCollum Hall, constructing a new business school and expanding Learned Hall, the project ahead wont come with- out toil. But all parties involved are hopeful that their visions become reality. I think we should build some- thing that will make us proud of the University, Modig said. Thats why Im excited about this project and am excited for the future it holds. Edited by Julie Etzler IS YOUR SCHEDULE MISSING SOMETHING? t Studies with stays of only 3-4 nights plus 6-8 follow-ups, spanning 2-3 months t Healthy Adults age 18-55 t Within a healthy weight for your height t Compensation $3,000-$3,200 913.894.5533 StudyForChange.com SHORT STAY CLINICAL RESEARCH STUDIES AVAILABLE Call to qualify and fill up your schedule! Perfect for Part-time workers MondaY, april 15, 2013 paGE 3 thE UniVErSitY dailY KanSan PAGE 4 thE UNIVERSItY DAILY KANSAN MoNDAY, APRIL 15, 2013 Information based on the Doug- las County Sheriffs office booking recap. A 20-year-old female was arrested yesterday on K-10 under suspicion of driving while intoxicated. A $500 bond was paid. A 28-year-old female was arrested yesterday on the 500 block of Main Street under suspicion of operating a vehicle under the infuence. A $500 bond was paid. A 25-year-old male was arrested yesterday on the 3000 block of 6th Street under suspicion of no proof of liability insurance, expired registration and driving while intoxicated. A $525 bond was paid. An 18-year-old female was arrested yesterday on the 1300 block of Tennes- see Street under suspicion of domestic battery. No bond was posted. Emily Donovan The last US president to visit the KU campus during his term as president was Rutherford B. Hayes, well over 100 years ago. police RepoRTS STUdeNT SeNATe clUBS NATioNAl Record student-voter turnout elects Ad Astra EMMA LEGAULt elegault@kansan.com It wasnt that Ad Astra presi- dential candidate Marcus Tetwiler was too overconfident or call- ing the election early, but before the results rolled in at 6:32 p.m. on Thursday, Tetwiler thought that the record-high 25-percent voter turnout was in itself a vic- tory for the party as well as the University. We already have won, Tetwiler said. The unofficial announce- ment that Ad Astra had won the Student Senate election, which was released from the Kansan Twitter, confirmed Tetwilers statement. Cheers erupted and tears were shed as candidates embraced and celebrated with the news that their hard work had paid off. For a campaign focused on inclusion and diversity, the individuals in the room demonstrated the tight- knit bond that Ad Astra hopes to bring to Student Senate and the student population. With the victory, Tetwiler, a junior from Paola, and Emma Halling, a junior from Elkhart, Ind., will fill their respective titles as student body president and vice president next fall. Im ready to get some work done. Im ready to actually do what we promised to do. Im ready to look at our platforms and work as hard as we can to get those done, Tetwiler said. We have a mandate from the student body to get work done. Its big- ger than myself; its bigger than Ad Astra. Its a victory for our University. Our University won tonight; our University is going to win next year. Although they both said they were running on few hours of sleep, Tetwiler and Halling thought the experience was exhausting but also immersive and encouraging. There are so many people on campus who got excited about something that didnt exist a year ago and really believed in it, Halling said. The process taught Halling that she could step up and fill a role that she hadnt always been com- fortable in. I honestly never thought that I could be a spokesperson, that I could be on the top of anything, Halling said. I always thought I was a behind-the-scenes person. They gave credit to the deter- mination and steadfastness of members of their campaign and the support of those who werent directly involved. With one in four students cast- ing a vote this year, Ad Astras goal of increasing voter turnout has already been met. There were people who we never touched as a campaign who sat in a dorm room and read things and said, you know what, I identify with this, and I am empowered enough to vote, Halling said. For that kid who I dont know to vote is amazing. Soon after hearing of the party victory, Clinton Webb, a fresh- man from Leawood and a new representative for the freshmen and sophomores in the College of Liberal Arts and Sciences, saw his name on the list. He described the moment as euphoric. To him, Ad Astra means fam- ily. Its been amazing; its been stressful, Webb said. Ive met a lot of awesome people. Ashlie Koehn, a sophomore non-traditional student senator from Burns, said the victory was an accumulation of months of hard work, but it doesnt stop there. She said shes looking for- ward to passionately representing her constituents. Were such a diverse group with so many different needs than the regular student popula- tion, Koehn said. I would love to make sure that Student Senate is able to cater to that a little bit more than they have been in the past. This is the reason for the cam- paigns success, said Halling. Every person in this campaign took ownership and said, This is my Student Senate, Halling said. And thats what its all about. During the campaign, Tetwiler stressed his desire for an open Senate and giving every student an opportunity to engage. If anyone at the University wants to come in and meet myself or Emma or the Student Senate, our doors are open. Please come in, Tetwiler said. We want our experience of Student Senate to be something that everyone at our University is engaged in, and we want it to be a democratic experience where everyone can feel a part of it. As the group hugged, rock chalk chanted and yelled in relief and exhilaration, one member was heard above all, reminding them that they now have the power to make the University better. And thats exactly what Tetwiler has in mind. I want everyone to feel like their voice can be represented, Tetwiler said. This is KU. We deserve a competitive system, and were going to bring it. Edited by Allison Hammond FoLLow thE SENAtE RESULtS oNLINE http://bit.ly/17ahnyY SNOQUALMIE PASS, Wash. A female snowshoer has died hours after she was dug out of an ava- lanche by fellow hikers, and a man remained missing Sunday, one day after a pair of spring avalanches struck separate groups hiking in the Cascade Mountains east of Seattle, authorities in Washington state said. Sgt. Katie Larson with the King County Sheriff s Office said a team of rescuers worked through the night in blizzard-like conditions to carry the female snowshoer off the mountain just after midnight. Medics confirmed that she had died when they reached the base of the mountain, Larson said. The conditions yesterday were horrific, Larson said Sunday. It took 25 rescuers about five to six hours to bring her off the moun- tain in a sled. The woman, whose identity was not known, had been hiking with her dog near a group of a dozen other people Saturday after- noon when an avalanche hit Red Mountain near Snoqualmie Pass east of Seattle. She was buried in five feet of snow but was dug out with the help of the group of snowshoers, who had also been caught in the avalanche. Members of that group told authorities that it took them 45 minutes to find the woman. They did their best to try to warm her up, Larson said. This is the first avalanche fatality reported in Washington state for the 2012-2013 season, according to the Northwest Weather and Avalanche Center in Seattle. Nationwide, 16 others have died avalanches this season, according to the Colorado Avalanche Information Center. There was a heavy snow dump last night, and conditions are still very hazardous, Larson said. This past weekend the University sent a delegation of students to the annual Southern Regional Model United Nations Conference in Charlotte, N.C. Model U.N. offers a unique experience because you are prac- ticing diplomacy in an environ- ment that models the actual U.N., said Joey Hentzler, President of KU Model U.N. Either as a group or individually, students address a range of issues from the perspective of a foreign delegate. Model U.N. also allows stu- dents to build skills in research, public speaking and communica- tion while gaining a perspective on issues ranging from biodiversity to human rights. said Hentzler. The conference, which ran from April 11 through 13, allowed stu- dents to compete against a number of different schools and showcase the skills that they have developed over the course of the semester. The student delegates were respon- sible for representing Russia, Chile, Spain and Turkey at the confer- ence. To prepare for the conference, the delegates spent exhaustive hours studying general history, background, current events and foreign policies for the four coun- tries that they were assigned for the conference. After doing their preliminary research, the students had to pre- pare position papers that highlight- ed all of the pertinent information they had found in their research. Kansas delegate Alex Bindley was the only participant at the confer- ence to receive a 100 percent score on his position paper, which is now being used as an example on the official website for the conference. Once the Kansas delegates arrived at the conference they par- ticipated in committee sessions that ranged from eight to 12 hours with minimal breaks throughout. A Dais, which was comprised of both members from the event staff as well as a distinguished few stu- dent representatives, oversaw these sessions. One of KUs members, Anna Wenner, wasselected to serve on the Dais at the conference. At the end of the conference the KU delegation received 8 different individual and group distinctions. The conference staff selected half of these awards while the partici- pating students chose the others. The delegation, which is com- prised of 19 members, was very happy with the results of the con- ference and cant wait for another chance to showcase their skills. Students interested in learning more about the program can attend general meetings every Tuesday at 6pm in Watson Library Rm. 302, or contact them at KansasMUN@ gmail.com. The program is still growing and is always open to interested students, said Hentzler. Edited by Julie Etzler CALEb SISK csisk@kansan.com Model UN represents University in N.c. Woman dies after avalanche ASSoCIAtED PRESS KELSEY wEAVER/KANSAN Marcus Tetwiler, a junior from paola, toasts Ad Astra before the election results are announced. Ad Astra won many seats in the election, with Tetwiler winning the position of student body president. KELSEY wEAVER/KANSAN Marcus Tetwiler and emma Halling, a junior from elkheart, ind., pose for a quick photo before the election results are announced. Tetwiler and Halling won their elections and will serve as next years student body president and vice president. PAGE 5 MondAy, APril 15, 2013 O THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN opinion Letter GuideLines Send letters to kansanopdesk@gmail.com. Write Letter tO tHe editOr in the e-mail subject line. Length: 300 words The submission should include the authors name, grade and hometown.Find our full let- ter to the editor policy online at kansan. com/letters. HOw tO submit A Letter tO tHe editOr cOntAct us Text your FFA submissions to 785-289-8351 free fOr ALL EdiTorial With the election over, the true test begins Train trip and travelers make mind jump the tracks North Korean nuke will not hit the US TravEl naTional SEcuriTy How did you spend your Saturday? Follow us on Twitter @udK_opinion. Tweet us your opinions, and we just might publish them. Hannah wise, editor-in-chief editor@kansan.com sarah mccabe, managing editor smccabe@kansan.com nikki wentling, managing editor nwentling@kansan.com dylan Lysen, opinion editor dlysen@kansan.com elise farrington, business manager efarrington@kansan.com Jacob snider, sales manager jsnider@kansan.com malcolm Gibson, general manager and news adviser mgibson@kansan.com Jon schlitt, sales and marketing adviser jschlitt@kansan.com tHe editOriAL bOArd Members of The Kansan Editorial Board are Hannah Wise, Sarah Mccabe, nikki Wentling, dylan lysen, Elise Farrington and Jacob Snider. @WHiTkipedia @UdK_opinion Helping homeowners with @thebigeventKu! @AArUPP @UdK_opinion Ku football and checking out Mass street @kcmarks @UdK_opinion dont forget about Ku opportunities off campus! im spending my last weekend in Minneapolis on my Ku sponsored internship! i agree with the Kansans interpreta- tion of tomorrows weather: 54 does not inspire me. To the guy smoking the e-cig inSidE Bailey, next time you are getting more than just a dirty look. There is literally one job that boyfriends MuST do: provide soup and snuggles to their sick girlfriends. Which basically makes mine worthless since he did neither. ctrl + F my name on the Ku secret admirer page. no results. Maybe next time. My roomies fnally respond in meows when we converse. Taking the defnition of cat lady to a whole new level! i love storms. one of the maintenance workers in the underground looks exactly like Walter from The Big lebowski. one advantage to being a nontradi- tional student... i dont constantly get accosted by the student senate groups because they think im too old to vote. Put this in the FFa. a girl wearing a hat is the universal sign for not having showered that day. Sooo im thinking Harry Potter. Sometimes i take toilet paper and trash bags from the bathrooms on cam- pus. What? Pretty sure i paid for them. With the student senate elections being over, my commute time from class to class is cut in half. Saw a parking department guy smok- ing while writing tickets. Suddenly for a smoke free campus! The guy in front of me is wearing crocs cleverly disguised as vans. Well played. Whoever wants to get rid of the steam whistlei support you! That thing blows. The master debater joke was only funny on your high school debate squad. does Jeff Withey actually walk around on campus? or is that just an urban myth? Whistling on the bus is a defnite no. To the guy wearing the Michigan sweatshirt on daisy hill, im about to spill this coffee all over you. To football players: please wear your number tag on your back pack so we know who you are. can we have a campus wide nerf war? What do those trees smell like? i cant put my fnger on it. The Hawk isnt a bar. its a phase. i always had a sneaking suspicion obama was a Ku fan. i think i deserve an i voted sticker after last week... i can see through your leggings. L ast weeks Student Senate election was a watershed moment in the gover- nance of this university. The student body answered the call for greater participation in elections, bringing the voter turnout to 25 percent of the student body. Thats a three-fold increase from last years dismal numbers, and evidence that, if people are invested in a cause, theyre willing to take five min- utes and click a couple of but- tons on a webpage to make their voices heard. In all seriousness, the stu- dents deserve an acknowledge- ment: They chose to actively engage the issues surrounding their campus, their community, and made some change happen. Sure, college students are fickle. If you get them to care, however, theyre willing to give you some of their time. So, we on the Kansan Editorial Board want to follow up this unprecedented action with a final word on the matter. Its kind of like Spider Man: Uncle Ben reminds Peter Parker that, With great power comes great responsibility. Or was that Voltaire? Either way, the words carry weight. They also highlight the need for this years round of elected senators and executives to follow through with the solutions and policies presented in their platforms. Because, in many ways, this is an experiment. This is their chance to show that they mean it. The democratic system that voters imbue with their sov- ereignty is a powerful thing indeed. With the full mandate of the people, a democracy gath- ers a consensus and, if practiced in an ideal way, develops a compromise among constituent groups and executes policies by the people, for the people. An ideal democratic body doesnt exist in reality thats why its an ideal. But, its in the pursuit of the ideal that people and organiza- tions accomplish previously unthinkable goals. Thats what the student body should expect from its newly formed Senate coalition: Representatives who try everything they can to main- tain their promises and, even in the face of compromise, deliver on the issues that concern their constituents. The executives and senators from Ad Astra, along with the other independent senators and incumbents who won seats in Senate, have been given an unprecedented opportunity. They have to prove that they mean business by actually doing something with this opportu- nity. Its easy to cast a ballot; its difficult to translate it into poli- cy. Similarly, its easy to promise responsibility, but its difficult to stay true. Politics is full of obstacles its practically a part of the definition and the true test of those designated to lead is overcoming those obstacles. Of course, those who repre- sent wont know what to do or what their constituents want if those constituents dont hold up their end of the social contract. Theres a reason why we in the West use the metaphor of a con- tract to define the social agree- ment between those in charge and those they represent. If one party doesnt hold up its end of the bargain, the whole system falls apart. This principle, which might seem a bit highfalutin and sophisticated for University governance, applies even at this level. Thats how pervasive it is. Thus, we have an addendum: the Senators are responsible for the action, and the students are responsible for the vote. Students must continue to engage the campus community in order to preserve this sea change and the positive conse- quences it will have for life at the University. While the campus experi- enced a notable political event last week, the work is just beginning. In this election, the students (at least 25 percent of the students) held up their end of the bargain. Going forward, the goal for all parties involved, representative and represented alike, should be to at least main- tain this level of engagement or surpass it. Clearly, students care about the University. Similarly, the Senators and executives care enough to make the will of the students a reality. Thus, all components of University governance must maintain this momentum in meeting the challenges to come. You took the time to vote, after all. Why not prove that it was worth it? Brian Sisk for the Kansan Editorial Board A ll I wanted to do was get back to Lawrence. With 10 minutes to spare, I boarded the Southwest Chief sitting in Kansas Citys Amtrak station, all the while being glared at by a bitter old conductor with frizzy blonde hair and her short, squat attendant. As I hauled my luggage onto the train, I saw a very large fam- ily occupying the seats across from me not to mention the seat Id been assigned to, which was being kept warm by a little 8-year-old girl. All in all, the group comprised two kids, their mother, and three grown men. I honestly couldnt figure out which of these men was the kids father; maybe they were too lazy to get a paternity test done and decided it would be easier just to share the kids? I didnt want to block up the aisle with my luggage, but I had nowhere else to go, which forced the aged conductor to turn side- ways and shuffle awkwardly past me like some sort of geriatric crab, coming very close to grind- ing on the side of my pelvis. I felt a bit awkward, but it would have been worse for me if Id been in the place of one of the numer- ous fathers of this little girl, who, despite the conductors pleas in the sweetest (but still vitriolic) baby-talk she could muster, refused to get up. The monosyl- labic argument between the two escalated to the point where the conductor started to shoo the girl off of the seat with a quick swatting motion that I feared would break her brittle wrists if she kept it up. Finally, one of the dads intervened, picking the girl up and putting her in the seat beside him. The conductor turned and left the car, saying, Well be back through in five minutes to check your tickets. I sat in silence for about 20 minutes before she came back with a scanner and a flashlight and demanded gruffly, Ticket and a photo ID. As I forked over the documents, I realized she hadnt stopped to check the ID of anyone else on the train. Just me. And then I shuddered a bit at the fact that I apparently looked more sus- picious than any of the three fathers sitting across from me. Meanwhile, another attendant was checking the tickets of the couple seated in front of me. Where are you going? she asked. The young woman, wearing floral leggings, hipster glasses and a dirty beret and smell- ing of something illicit, replied hazily, Topeka, but maybe to Albuquerque. What do you mean? Im going to Topeka, but I might be going to Albuquerque. Its not that complicated. While the Southwest Chief attendant and the stoner tried to hash out exactly where she was trying to go, the little girl across from me was playing with her mothers phone, and, for some reason, had begun shouting out the names of colors. Interspersed with barely-audible arguments for why a ticket to Topeka should entitle a rider to 700 extra miles on the rails were high-pitched yelps of Yellow! Purple! Red! After a couple of repetitions of this, the closest of the fathers decided hed had enough and gave the little girl a light slap on the arm. Shaddup, he barked. Sir? The conductor tapped me on the shoulder. Well be in Lawrence in about 20 to 40 min- utes. We dont make announce- ments. What the hell do you mean you dont make announce- ments? How am I supposed to know where my stop is? Maybe this is what the hipster chick meant: I want to go to Topeka, but, if I miss my stop because of your negligence to properly inform me when it is, Im pun- ishing you by riding this sucker all the way to New Mexico! Green! I started, my train of thought jumping the tracks. Shaddup! the father countered. Smack. In about 20 minutes, the train rolled to a stop. This must be it, I thought as I grabbed my bags from above and headed for the exit, only to be stopped by the old conductor. Where do you think youre going? Trains stopped, I said. Were refueling. Get back in your seat, the woman shot back, with at least a pint of venom in her voice. If she thought I was suspicious when I got on, she probably thinks Im the next Osama bin Laden now, and I sensed that, if I said another word, Id be kicked off out of fear that I was going to hijack the train and run it into a farmhouse or something. The train finally rolled into Lawrence 30 minutes later, and I jumped off quickly, taking care not to make eye contact with anyone. As the doors closed and the engine got ready to roll off into the night, I swore I could still hear a string of primary col- ors emanating from the car in a shrill, grating voice. All this is to say Id sooner throw myself in front of an Amtrak train than ride it. Your mileage may vary (although I doubt youll be able to vary it as far as Albuquerque). May is a sophomore majoring in Ger- man and journalism from Derby By Sylas May smay@kansan.com I n case youve been under a rock for the past month, you know how stupid North Korea has been acting. For those of you rock dwellers, glori- ous leader Kim Jong-Un and his North Korea have actually declared war on the U.S. and threatened to nuke us. This is the same North Korea that has zero satellites, and its former leader Kim Jong-Il was the worlds number-one buyer of Hennessy. There arent many moments when you get to laugh at a coun- try with nuclear weapons, but this is one of them. There are a lot of analogies I could use to describe North Korea trying to attack the U.S., but the one that is most accurate is a very hungry David slinging a rock 20 miles at a tank. Now, if North Korea wanted to nuke South Korea, they might be able to do a pretty good job of that, because South Korea is right next to North Korea, and the best North Korean rockets can go 6,000 km, according to analysts being quoted by almost every major news source. So if Kim Jong-Un wanted to nuke Lawrence (which is 10,000 km from Pyongyang, the capital of North Korea), his rockets would somehow have to travel an extra 4,000 km, which is a really, really long way. That is, if his missiles could somehow cross the giant defense grid the U.S. Navy currently has covering the Pacific Ocean. If any of the giant floating radar installations pick up any activity from North Korea, there would be a U.S. rocket intercepting that missile within 45 minutes (which is like a bullet going 1,500 mph shoot- ing down another bullet going 1,500 mph which is awesome). Or, the one of the Navys new laser cannons could shoot down the nuke. Last Monday, the Navy tested its new ship-borne laser defense system. The laser passed with flying colors, shooting down a drone midflight, which entailed targeting said plane, blinding said planes radar and cameras with a smaller laser, and then shooting said plane with a beam of light intense enough to set metal on fire. OK, lets do some math. Chance that a North Korean rocket will magically travel 10,000 km when it only has fuel for 6,000 km: zero. Chances that a North Korean rocket makes it past U.S., South Korean, and Japanese defense systems in the Pacific: maybe 1 in 50,000. So, zero times 1/50,000 is Would you look at that? Zero percent. There is no way a North Korean nuke is hitting the U.S. OK. Our turn. Who has the largest air force in the world? The U.S. Air Force. Who has the second larg- est air force in the world? The U.S. Navy. The U.S. now only has 3,051 nukes, which is about 3,025 more nukes than what North Korea has. Of the worlds 21 aircraft carriers, the U.S. owns 11. The U.S. is on its own level of destructive power, so we can handle ourselves. Now, remem- ber that China, South Korea and Japan will all help take care of North Korea if it tries anything. I admit, talking about nuclear war like its some pissing contest is a terrible thing. But Kim Jong- Un is likely crazy and could do some terrible things to Asia. But hes not going to. Hes crazy, not stupid. Kims nuclear weapons are his chess pieces. He cant use them because theyre the only things giving him strength over his people and other countries. So sleep tight, North America, North Korea will not be shoot- ing missiles at us. And even if they tried to, they would miss by thousands of kilometers. Murica. Simpson is a freshman majoring in chemical engineering from Fairway By Andrew Simpson asimpson@kansan.com MondaY, april 15, 2013 page 6 HOROSCOPES Because the stars know things we dont. Crossword Fashion sudoku Cryptoquip world check out the answers http://bit.ly/17ahnyY E THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN entertainment aries (March 21-april 19) today is a 9 Venus enters taurus on tax day: this next month can be even more profitable. use what youve learned to gain confidence. Carefully re- search your market with the latest analytics. Get expert help. taurus (april 20-May 20) today is a 9 youre lucky in love these days, with Venus in your sign. its easier to make money, too. splurge on a haircut or spa visit. the trick is to feed your soul and stomach simultaneously. gemini (May 21-June 20) today is a 9 Fantasies abound this next month, and your dreams will be sweeter. Grasp every opportunity that comes your way. you wont be tempted to wear your heart on your sleeve; quiet time is productive. cancer (June 21-July 22) today is a 9 it may surprise you, but youll be quite popular for the next four and a half weeks. Go out more often, strengthen your social infrastruc- ture and grow your career. Com- municate clearly. smile. leo (July 23-aug. 22) today is a 9 today is an excellent day to make romantic commitments. take on more responsibility. Grab an op- portunity. list problems to solve and benefits. teamwork is extra effective. Virgo (aug. 23-sept. 22) today is a 9 the coming days are good for set- ting goals and acting on them. let a creative partner take the lead. Collect an old debt or a windfall profit, and count your assets. libra (sept. 23-oct. 22) today is a 9 its easier to save and increase your assets. Consider personal decisions. Make plans together with someone fun, and make time to play. Find a sweet deal. accept a good offer. scorpio (oct. 23-nov. 21) today is a 9 partnership and compromise come with greater ease. Collect the benefits that youve earned. the solution becomes obvious. put in extra energy. research how to ac- complish your specific goals. sagittarius (nov. 22-dec. 21) today is a 9 theres more fun work on the way. Friends help you advance. share the credit. Caution brings greater success; take it slow in a hurry. youre gaining wisdom, and romance flowers. capricorn (dec. 22-Jan. 19) today is a 9 youre especially lucky for the next month, in love and negotiations. Expand your horizons. let yourself be persuaded by passion and com- passion. keep your promises and work your plan. let your imagina- tion lead. aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) today is an 8 Focus on household improvements. or learn to make something you used to buy. youre gaining skills. your home can become your love nest, without great expense. Modify ideals. pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) today is an 8 study opens entertaining new doors. Get creative with the de- tails. Make necessary adaptations. Consider an interesting proposi- tion. use money to make money. rely on those you trust. With graduation comes the dreaded gown. And with the dreaded gown comes the equally dreaded cap. Why must such a monumental event in students lives (where countless pictures are taken) require shapeless uni- forms? The world will never know. Happy memories from the last four years of college will surely be the last thing on my mind when I reluctantly put on the itchy grad- uation gown and cap and head down the hill two years from now. Rather, Ill be thinking about how my outfit is being covered. You may wonder, given these cir- cumstances, why youd even both- er with buying something special for graduation day. However, dont let the cap and gown become an excuse to let fashion slide. Pictures from college graduation will be shown to children and grandchil- dren. The cap and gown are bad enough, but they will come off eventually, so the outfit under- neath should make up for the lost fashion time. The most important part of your graduation outfit is your shoe choice. Walking down the hill and across a stage in front of thousands of people in heels is asking for trouble. Save yourself the pain and possible embarrassment, and go for something you can easily strut around in. As soon as the cere- mony is over with, you can always switch into heels or pumps if nec- essary. Not only should your shoes be comfortable, but they should be stylish. Theyre the only part of your outfit that will be visible the entire day. The cap and gown will be covering your clothing the majority of the time, so your shoes should say it all. As for actual clothes, pick something out that makes you feel good. Its your big day, and your outfit should reflect that, even if it is hidden during the ceremony. Maxi dresses and skirts with flo- rals and other prints are all good options to take. Following any of these fashion steps will have you graduating with honors. Edited by Elise Reuter Dont ignore fashion, shoe choice on graduation day callan reillY creilly@kansan.com McclatchY tribune you may have to wear a graduation cap and gown for the majority of graduation day, but dont let that stop you from wearing something stylish underneath. Bieber criticized for note at the anne Frank house associated press AMSTERDAM Justin Bieber wrote an entry into a guestbook at the Anne Frank House museum in Amsterdam, saying he hoped the Jewish teenager who died in a Nazi concentration camp would have been a Belieber or fan of his if history were different. The message triggered a flood of comments on the museums Facebook page Sunday, with many criticizing the 19-year-old Canadian pop star for writing something they perceive to be insensitive. Calls made and emails sent to Biebers publicist and agent in Los Angeles werent immediately returned. Museum spokeswoman Maatje Mostart confirmed that Bieber visited Friday evening. She said the museum was happy to have received Bieber and didnt see anything offensive in his remarks. Anne Frank hid with her family in a small apartment above a warehouse during the Nazi occupation of World War II. Her family was caught and deported, and Anne died of typhus in Bergen-Belsen in 1945. The diary she kept in hiding was recovered and published after the war and has become the most widely read document from the Holocaust. Biebers whole note read: Truly inspiring to be able to come here. Anne was a great girl. Hopefully she would have been a Belieber. Biebers remarks led to criticism from some quarters, as a Facebook response insulting Bieber received more than 1,000 likes slightly more than the museums original post about the incident. Meanwhile on Twitter, posts mocking Bieber and imagining he had visited the museum and walked away thinking only of himself began circulating Sunday, though the mes- sage is open to interpretation. Some of Biebers 37 million follow- ers also tweeted messages of support. Others in his fan base which is heavily weighted toward young girls tweeted that they didnt know who Anne Frank was. Frank was 13 years old when she began keeping her diary in 1942. Like many teenage girls, she made a collage of the celebrities of her day movie stars, dancers and royalty and kept it on her bedroom wall. Our little room looked very bare at first with nothing on the walls; but thanks to Daddy who had brought my film-star collection and picture postcards ... with the aid of a paste pot and brush, I have transformed the walls into one gigantic picture, she wrote on July 11, 1942, just days after going into hiding. This makes it look much more cheerful. Many of those pictures can still be seen on the walls of the museum Bieber visited Friday. Bieber has had a tough few weeks in Europe. He had to leave a mon- key in quarantine after landing in Germany without the necessary papers for the animal. Before that, the 19-year-old singer had a trying stay in London. The star struggled with his breathing and fainted backstage at a show, was taken to a hospital and then was caught on camera clashing with a paparazzo. 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She remembers all the sen- sory details;the shades of the leaves on the trees, the way the sunlight reflected through the woods, and the post-run feeling that something big had happened. The scariest thing is starting, Moreland says, Its challenging yourself to do something you dont think you can do. It pushes you outside your comfort zone. Moreland began a positive evo- lution, overcoming her fears and making mile-by-mile goals. Little by little her confidence and endur- ance grew, and in the process she lost fifty pounds and reversed her pre-diabetes. Molly ran a half-marathon in Lawrence last April, completing the full 13.1 miles. After achieving that milestone, she began dreaming of running in the Chicago Marathon. It has a certain je ne sais quoi,especially with entry being so coveted. she explains. Its every runners dream. Encouraged in her diet and gym goals by her fianc, Molly finally decided to enter. It was serendipitous, Moreland said, because initially I wasnt even sure I could participate. On the day that online registra- tion opened, so many people scram- bled for one of the 45,000 spots that the system crashed. Several days later, the marathon announced that 15,000 of those spots would be raffled off in a random lottery. Moreland and her friend both entered the raffle, with Moreland winning the chance to run. Moreland started brainstorming on how to turn her dream into a reality. She began training six days a week, with a schedule gradually leading her up to 20-mile daily runs by Oct. 13. In addition to train- ing, she wanted to see her running have a positive effect on others. Moreland decided to try fundrais- ing, and focused on her passion for animals. She wrote to 30 animal shelters and Wayside Waifs con- tacted her right away. The largest pet adoption center in Kansas City, Wayside Waifs is a non-profit ani- mal shelter with a no-kill policy. Molly mentioned running the marathon was a huge personal goal, said Megan Harding, man- ager of special events at the shel- ter. Adding a charitable element takes it to another level. Helping the greater community through that goal is in line with our mission here at Wayside Waifs. In exchange for paying the registration fee and sponsoring Morelands race, she is fundraising for Wayside Waifs. Her goal is to raise $1,000 for the charity. It sounds so clich, Moreland said, but running is that one thing that makes me feel good about myself. And its enabling me to spread that through the commu- nity. I think everyone needs to find that. Edited by Julie Etzler local celebrity Student to run Chicago Marathon Krista Joy MontgoMery editor@kansan.com contributed photo running a full marathon takes a lot of training to prepare for the 26.6 miles endurance challenge. Daily trainings require determination and a mind set to achieve a goal. associated press Jonathan Winters at the kick off of the last 70mm Film Festival presented by the academy of Motion Picture arts and Sciences at the Samuel Goldwyn theater in beverly Hills, calif. Winters, whose breakneck improvisations inspired robin Williams, Jim carrey and many others, died thursday at his Montecito, calif., home of natural causes. He was 87. comedian Jonathan Winters dies, remembered for improvisations associated press LOS ANGELES Jonathan Winters, the cherub-faced come- dian whose breakneck improvisa- tions and misft characters inspired the likes of Robin Williams and Jim Carrey, has died. He was 87. Te Ohio native died Tursday evening at his Montecito, Calif., home of natural causes, said Joe Petro III, a longtime friend. He was surrounded by family and friends. Winters was a pioneer of impro- visational standup comedy, with an exceptional gif for mimicry, a grab bag of eccentric personalities and a bottomless reservoir of creative en- ergy. Facial contortions, sound ef- fects, tall tales all could be used in seconds to get a laugh. Jonathan Winters was the wor- thy custodian of a sparkling and childish comedic genius. He did Gods work. I was lucky 2 know him, Carrey tweeted on Friday. On Jack Paars television show in 1964, Winters was handed a foot- long stick, and he swifly became a fsherman, violinist, lion tamer, canoeist, U.N. dip- lomat, bullfghter, futist, delusional psychiatric patient, British headmaster and Bing Crosbys golf club. As a kid, I al- ways wanted to be lots of things, he told U.S. News & World Report in 1988. I was a Walter Mitty type. I wanted to be in the French Foreign Legion, a detective, a doctor, a test pilot with a scarf, a fsherman who hauled in a tremendous marlin af- ter a 12-hour fght. Te humor most ofen was based in reality his characters Maude Frickert and Elwood P. Suggins, for example, were based on people Winters knew growing up in Ohio. A devotee of Groucho Marx and Laurel and Hardy, Winters and his free-for-all brand of humor inspired Johnny Carson, Billy Crystal, Trac- ey Ullman and Lily Tomlin, among others. But Williams and Carrey are his best-known followers. First, he was my idol; then he was my mentor and amazing friend. Ill miss him huge. He was my Comedy Buddha. Long live the Buddha, Williams said in a state- ment Friday. Williams helped introduce Win- ters to new fans in 1981 as the son of Williams goofall alien and his earthling wife in the fnal season of ABCs Mork and Mindy. Te two ofen strayed from the script. Te best stuf was before the cameras were on, when he was open and free to create, Williams once said. Jonathan would just blow the doors of. Carson, meanwhile, lifed Win- ters Maude Frickert character al- most intact for the long-running Aunt Blabby character he portrayed on Te Tonight Show. Beyond funny. He invented a new category of comedic genius, comedian Albert Brooks tweeted Friday. In other Twitter posts, Richard Lewis called Winters the greatest improvisational comedian of all time and Roseanne Barr added a genius has vacated this realm. Winters only Emmy was for best supporting actor for playing Randy Quaids father in the sitcom Davis Rules (1991). He was nominated again in 2003 as outstanding guest actor in a comedy series for an ap- pearance on Life With Bonnie. He also won two Grammys for his work on Te Little Prince album in 1975 and for his Crank Calls comedy album in 1996. I knew him for 55 years, and hes always been silly, every mo- ment of his life, veteran announcer Gary Owens, who collaborated with Winters on four comedy al- bums, recalled warmly Friday in an interview with the AP. He spoke by phone with him just two days ago, Owens said, and although frail, Winters still broke into a routine in which he was be- ing pecked in the head by a pet per- egrine falcon he claimed to keep by his bed. Winters received the Kennedy Centers second Mark Twain Prize for Humor in 1999, a year afer Richard Pryor. In later years, he was sought out for his change- ling voice and c ont r i but e d to cartoons and animated flms. He played three characters in the Te Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle movie in 2000. Te Internet Movie Database website credits him as the voice of Papa in the forthcoming Te Smurfs 2 flm. He continued to work almost to the end of his life and to infuence new generations of comics. No him, no me. No MOST of us, comedy-wise, comic Patton Oswalt tweeted Friday. Winters made television history in 1956 when RCA broadcast the frst public demonstration of color videotape on Te Jonathan Win- ters Show. Te comedian quickly real- ized the possibilities, author Da- vid Hajdu wrote in Te New York Times in 2006. He soon used video technology to appear as two char- acters, bantering back and forth, seemingly in the studio at the same time. You could say he invented the video stunt. Winters was born Nov. 11, 1925, in Dayton, Ohio. Growing up dur- ing the Depression as an only child whose parents divorced when he was 7, he spent a lot of time enter- taining himself. Winters, who battled alcoholism in his younger years, described his father as an alcoholic. But he found a comedic mentor in his mother, radio personality Alice Bahman. She was very fast. Whatever hu- mor Ive inherited Id have to give credit to her, he told the Cincin- nati Enquirer in 2000. Winters joined the Marines at 17 and served two years in the South Pacifc. He returned to study at the Dayton Art Institute, helping him develop keen observational skills. At one point, he won a talent con- test by doing impressions of movie stars. Afer stints as a radio disc jockey and TV host in Ohio from 1950- 53, he lef for New York, where he found work doing impressions of John Wayne, Cary Grant, Marx and James Cagney, among others. One night afer a show, an old- er man sweeping up told him he wasnt breaking any new ground by mimicking the rich or famous. He said, Whats the matter with those characters in Ohio? Ill bet there are some far-out dudes that you grew up with back in Ohio, Winters told the Orange County Register in 1997. Two days later, he cooked up one of his most famous characters: the hard-drinking, dirty old woman Maude Frickert, modeled in part on his own mother and an aunt. Appearances on Paars show and others followed, and Winters soon had a following. Before long, he was struggling with depression and drinking. I became a robot, Winters told TV critics in 2000. I almost lost my sense of humor ... I had a break- down, and I turned myself in (to a mental hospital). Its the hardest thing Ive ever had to do. Winters was hospitalized for eight months in the early 1960s. Its a topic he rarely addressed. If you make a couple of hundred thousand dollars a year and youre talking to the blue-collar guy whos a farmer 200 miles south of Topeka, hes looking up and saying, Tat bastard makes (all that money) and hes crying about being a manic de- pressive? Winters said. When he got out, there was a role as a slow-witted character waiting in the 1963 ensemble flm Its a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World. I fnally opened up and realized I was in charge, Winters told PBS interviewers for 2000s Jonathan Winters: On the Loose. Improvi- sation is about taking chances, and I was ready to take chances. Roles in other movies followed, as did TV shows, including his own. While show business kept Win- ters busy, the former art school stu- dent was also a painter and writer. His paintings and sketches were ofen flled with humor. I fnd painting a much slower process than comedy, where you can go a mile a minute verbally and hope to God that some of the people out there understand you, he said in the 1988 U.S. News and World Report interview. I dont paint every day. Im not that moti- vated. I dont do anything the same every day. Discipline is tough for a guy who is a rebel. Among his books is a collection of short stories called Winters Tales (1987). Ive done for the most part pretty much what I intended I ended up doing comedy, writing and painting, he told U.S. News. Ive had a ball. And as I get older, I just become an older kid. Winters wife, Eileen, died in 2009. He is survived by two chil- dren, Lucinda Winters and Jay Winters.
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the worthy custodian of a sparkling and childish comedic genius. JiM carrey actor page 7 the uniVersity daiLy Kansan Monday, apriL 15, 2013 PAGE 8 thE UNIVERSItY DAILY KANSAN MoNDAY, APRIL 15, 2013 tennis womens basketball Goodrich and Davis await WNBA picks MAx GooDwIN mgoodwin@kansan.com It is decision time for the 12 teams of the WNBA. Tonight at 7 p.m., each organization will decide which college seniors they are willing to bet the future of their franchises on in the 2013 WNBA Draft. Angel Goodrich, the all-time assists leader in Kansas basketball history, is still waiting to find out where she will end up. Some of the mock drafts Goodrich has seen project she will be drafted in the top half of the first round, but she wasnt one of the 12 players invited to attend the draft in New York, so she said shes not exactly sure what to expect. Its kind of like what does that mean? Goodrich said. Im not too worried though. Im just ready to get it over with, to see where Im going. The Phoenix Mercury are expect- ed to select Baylor forward Brittney Griner for its first pick. The next two players off the board will be Notre Dame guard Skylar Diggins and Delaware forward Elena Della Donne. After that, the projections become anybodys guess. New York Liberty coach Bill Laimbeer said the players who will be selected between the 4th and 16th picks are pretty muddled togeth- er, according to a recent article on ESPNW.com. Kansas seniors Angel Goodrich and Carolyn Davis are both likely to be selected in that range. Ive been working out all week, and thats where my mind has been because of everything, Goodrich said. I just want to get to the point where I know where Im going and just not think about it anymore. Davis and Goodrich have dreamed about professional basketball since they were kids. Goodrich, a 5-foot-4 point guard, has the ability to make passes that most others would never see, according to Kansas coach Bonnie Henrickson. Davis, a 6-foot-3 forward, can dominate a game in transition or in half-court offense. Davis is known for her ability to catch any pass that comes into the post, and most of the time she finishes the play with a score, shooting over 60 percent and scoring 15.6 points per game in her career at Kansas. Goodrich grew up playing basket- ball in the driveway with her brother. She would pretend she was Allen Iverson. She had his shoes and gear. She wore his number, three, on her jersey for most of her Kansas career. Because he was little and quick, Goodrich said. He was big time for me. Davis is a student of the game. She watches both NBA and WNBA games regularly and receives all of the updates on her phone. Goodrich watches the games Davis says will be a good matchup. They have spent many eve- nings together watching WNBA or NBA games on TV. The two of them roomed together for a year in Jayhawker Towers and rented an apartment off-campus this past year. Goodrich said Davis is like an older sister, even though shes young- er. Davis is an old soul. They met up in Kansas for a rea- son. Both hoped to make a difference at a major university. Together they helped breathe new life into womens basketball at Kansas. Henrickson has said sev- eral times this season that when they leave, the program will be in a better place than it was when they arrived. When I first got here, there wasnt anything about womens basketball, Goodrich said. Nothing at all. I wanted to go somewhere where I could make a difference, and I feel like we did that. Now, as Goodrich and Davis leave the program they came to change, they do so after two consecutive appearances in the Sweet Sixteen. I feel like we came in and made a little noise, Davis said after earning a trip to the Sweet Sixteen this season. I think weve changed the face of womens basketball here. Senior guard Monica Engelman said Goodrich and Davis are both smart, funny people. They are prone to sarcasm and keep their teammates laughing. Davis and Goodrich havent been talking as much lately. The time has come for both of them to make a decision about the future. The most prominent decision theyve focused on since the Jayhawks Sweet Sixteen loss on March 31 is who they will choose as their agents. Though they are considering a couple of the same agents, they will make the decision separately. Now its just like were growing up and weve got to make our own deci- sions and figure out whats best for each other and ourselves, Goodrich said. Its sad, but its really exciting. Weve been here. Now, thats our next step. Its just the next chapter of our book. Most people hope to make friends and memories that will last a lifetime during their college years. For Davis and Goodrich, those friends are their teammates and those memories are the collec- tion of moments spent with them. Those memories include when their teammates would visit Davis and Goodrichs apartment. Teammates would come over to use the washer and dryer, cook, watch the games and do each others hair as they rested their legs after practices. Its the hang out spot, Goodrich said. Like if our teammates just want to come off campus and hang out instead of just crunching in the Towers, its a nice place for that. Its a really good place to just chill. There are not many of those times left with their teammates for Goodrich and Davis in their apart- ment. I hope we get together at least one more time to hang out because were not going to see each other, Goodrich said. They will likely be parting ways after tonight, but neither Davis nor Goodrich can forget how they wit- nessed each other grow during their time in Lawrence. In the beginning, they hardly spoke, but before long they became inseparable. Both of them knew this day was coming. The next time Davis and Goodrich are on the same court, it will likely be in different uniforms. No more going out to eat together after wins to celebrate; no more stay- ing up late and dissecting the mis- takes made in a loss. Theyve learned a lot from each other. Goodrich used her experience recovering from two torn ACLs to help Davis recover from a torn ACL and dislocated knee last year. It was the type of injury that could end a career. Davis has told Goodrich about her life and taught her how to push through the difficult times with a smile and a positive attitude. The apartment they share, the one that was so often filled with sounds of laughing teammates, the smells of dinner simmering and the feeling of home, will soon be empty. After tonight, Davis and Goodrich will likely take divergent paths, but the lessons they taught each other will remain ingrained in each of them. I dont know where shes gonna end up or where Im gonna end up, Goodrich said. But I hope that we stay connected wherever we go because thats a friendship that I really want to keep. Weve been through so much together these last four years. I love her like a sister. Shes family. Edited by Brian Sisk EMILY wIttLER/KANSAN seniors monica engelman, angel Goodrich and Carolyn Davis pose during senior night on march 5 at allen Fieldhouse. the seniors combined for 43 points in their 74-67 win against texas Christian University. FriDAy In need of a spark to make a run in the Big 12, the Jayhawk tennis team was unable to fend off a duo of teams from Texas. The No. 29 Texas Longhorns and the No. 15 Texas Tech Red Raiders were able to ground the Jayhawks to 0-6 in conference play. The loss dropped Kansas to 8-8 for the spring. Kansas needed to start well in order to be in good shape going into singles play against the Longhorns. Unfortunately, the Jayhawks dropped two of three in doubles play and were unable to overcome the early losses. The lone win in doubles play came from freshman Anastasija Trubica and senior Victoria Khanevskaya. When singles play started, Kansas was down 1-0 and was unable to gain traction, losing all but one match. The single Jayhawk victory came from Trubica, who played well all day. Going into the match, singles play was a concern for Kansas because Texas has two-time ITA All-American Aeriel Ellis who, true to form, won in doubles play and beat Maria Jose Cardona (7-6, 6-2) in singles play. The match was not how the Jayhawks wanted to enter Sundays match against No. 15 Texas Tech. SuNDAy For the second straight game, Kansas lost two of three in doubles play, and for the second straight match, Anastasija Trubica and Victoria Khanevskaya were the lone duo to get a victory. Kansas, coming off a loss on Friday to Texas, was in need of a confer- ence win to escape a last place conference tie and snap, a now, 21 game, Big 12 play losing streak. The Jayhawks were unable to mount a comeback and dropped the match 6-1. Managing two wins in singles play, the Jayhawks are left among the winless this spring in Big 12 play. The only other school in the Big 12 with- out a conference win is West Virginia (0-7) as of Sunday. Something will have to change this weekend as Kansas takes on West Virginia this Friday at the Jayhawk Tennis Center. The match is set to begin at 2 p.m. Edited by Elise reuter texas teams leave kansas winless in big 12 play tYLER CoNoVER tconover@kansan.com foLLow US oN twIttER @UDK_SPORTS The Kansas softball team bounced back from an inconsistent Saturday doubleheader and domi- nated Furman University 11-1 on Sunday morning to cap off the weekend series in Greensville, S.C. Kansas defeated Furman 4-0 in the first game of Saturdays double- header, and sophomore Alicia Pille threw her fifth shutout of the sea- son. Junior second baseman Ashley Newman and sophomore third baseman Chanin Naudin each had two hits. The game was scoreless until the top of the sixth inning when senior Rosie Hull drove in freshman Alex Hugo on an RBI single to right center. A bunt single by Newman down the first base line brought Hull home for Kansas second run of the game. The final two runs for the Jayhawks came on a pitching error on a slap grounder by junior center fielder Alex Jones. Although Jones retired 15-straight batters after the second inning, a two-run second inning by Furman was enough to defeat the Jayhawks in the second game of Saturdays doubleheader. Furman pitcher Lauren Collier threw a complete game shutout and only allowed four hits. Collier also had one of the Paladins two RBIs, along with first baseman Stephanie Spain. Coach Megan Smith was disap- pointed in her teams performance on Saturday. Yesterday was a rough day for us; we were really flat, Smith said. We were struggling with our focus on the game, but we bounced back Sunday. Our pitching and defense was great this weekend, and our offense struggled until today. Kansas offense came together on Sunday with 13 hits, including four doubles and a two-run home run by sophomore third baseman Chanin Naudin in the top of the first inning. The Jayhawks scored in each of the games first three innings. Eight consecutive Kansas batters reached base during the inning and paved the way for only Furmans second run-rule loss of the season. Pille pitched five superb innings with 10 strikeouts and no walks. An unearned run was the only score for Furman on Sunday as the Jayhawk offense and Pilles domi- nating pitching performance paved the way for a Kansas victory. I think it [the weekend] went well, Pille said. Our team came out a little slow, but I feel like we really picked it up at the end of the weekend and it definitely showed. Kansas takes on former Big 12 conference member Nebraska on Wednesday in Lincoln, Neb. Edited by Kaitlyn Klein The Kansas rowing team had a strong showing in the fours at the Knecht Cup Saturday and Sunday, with the varsity four and second varsity four teams leading the way by winning gold in the Grand Finals. The varsity four boat was one of four Kansas boats that qualified for their respective Grand Finals on Sunday. The other four boats that qualified were the Kansas A and Kansas B second varsity four boats and the second varsity eight boat. Two other Jayhawk boats, the varsity eight and novice eight, qualified for the Petite Finals. Saturday competition included heats and semifinals to qualify for the finals on Sunday. The top six fastest boats in each event qualified to compete in the Grand Finals, and the next six boats went on to compete in the Petite Finals. Sunday, the first event Kansas competed in was the second varsity four final. The Kansas A boat won gold with a time of 7:52.24, and the Kansas B boat finished .44 sec- onds behind the New Hampshire boat with a time of 7:57.94 to earn bronze. The Kansas A boat mem- bers are senior Emily Starr, junior Carly Iverson and sophomores Angie Flores, Andrea Joyce and coxswain Sarah Lasini. The Kansas B boat members are senior Ashlyn Midyett, juniors Meghan Cahill, Kelsie Fiss, sophomore Allie Griffin and coxswain Abbey Lozenski. The next event Sunday was varsity four grand final. The Kansas boat, senior coxswain Katy MacCormack, juniors Jessica Miller, Kaylee Sextro and Emma Umbarger, and senior Eileen Gallagher, earned the gold medal with a time of 7:44.84, more than four seconds faster than Bucknell, which won silver. Next up was the novice eight petite final where the Kansas boat earned fourth place. This boat earned a spot in the petite final by finishing third in their semifinal. The next event on Sunday was the second varsity eight grand final. The Kansas second varsity eight boat had won its last four races before the Knecht Cup. On Sunday, this boat took home silver with a time of 6:48.02, finishing behind Northeastern with a time of 6:47.20. Last up was the varsity eight petite final. Kansas finished last in that race. This is the third year in a row that Kansas has competed in the Knecht Cup in Cherry Hill, N.J.. This regatta featured more than 60 schools and 34 events in mens and womens rowing. Up next for the Jayhawks is the Lake Natoma Invite in Lake Natoma, Calif., next weekend, April 20- 21. Then the Jayhawks will have two weeks to prepare for the Big 12 Championships in Kansas City, Kan. Edited by Elise Reuter The drought is over. The Kansas mens golf team got its first team title since 2010 on Sunday, an excit- ing to end to a rather disappoint- ing regular season. The Jayhawks claimed victory at the Hawkeye- Great River Entertainment Invitational in Iowa City, Iowa behind the T-1 individual efforts of senior Chris Gilbert. He really doesnt have any certain weakness, Kansas coach Jamie Bermel said. He has a lot of maturity out there. Gilbert finished in red num- bers two of the tournaments three rounds for a 5-under tournament total. He chipped and putted the ball really well today, Bermel said. He made a lot of birdies on the par- fives today and that really helped. As a team, Kansas shot a 3-over 291 in the closing round one stroke being enough to hold off a University of Iowa squad that carded a 4-under team score Sunday. It was touch-and-go for the last couple of holes, Bermel said. We knew it was close, we just didnt know how close. Sophomore Stan Gautier helped Kansas to the top of the podium with a 4-under tournament score- card. Gautiers third place finish along with senior Alex Guteshas T-11 helped the team piece togeth- er a puzzle its been trying to solve throughout the 2013 season. We were in a position like this earlier in the spring, and we just didnt play well, Bermel said. Here, I think we just kind of got a sense of what it takes to play well. The field featured five teams in the top-100, although none of them were in the top-50. But that doesnt take much away from Bermels first win as coach at Kansas. You can only beat the teams that are there, Bermel said. There were several ranked teams ahead of us, and obviously we showed we can measure up against those teams, and going into the Big 12s, thats huge. Despite the win, an otherwise poor regular season resume has left Kansas ranking far from what it would need to be to qualify for NCAA regionals. Gilbert will be able to qualify for regionals as an individual. Kansas only way to make regionals would be to win the Big 12 tournament. The tournament will be at Prairie Dunes Country Club in Hutchinson from April 22-24. A couple of guys have played there, but I do know it is a hard golf course with a lot of wind, Bermel said. My expectations are to go there and play well. I have no idea what good scores are there, but well find out. Edited by Tara Bryant A second place finish at the Indiana Invitational at the Indiana University Golf Course wasnt a great look for the Kansas womens golf team. But with a 12-team field and only three participants in the top-100 rankings, it was a good chance for a season-best finish, and the Jayhawks took advantage. All of them did a real good job of staying in their game and play- ing to their strengths, coach Erin ONeil said. This will be a good confidence booster. Kansas shot the lowest team field score the last two rounds of the tournament and was just three strokes off Indiana, the host and winner of the tournament. We didnt give anything away; IU earned it, ONeil said. We didnt give it to them by any stretch. They focused on what was in their control and not getting caught up in what Indiana was doing. Kansas finished at +29 for the tournament with the help of three Jayhawks. Junior Thanuttra Boonraksasat, freshman Yupaporn Kawinpakorn and senior Audrey Yowell all placed in the top-10 individually with Booknraksasat (2nd place) earning her second straight top-5 finish. Fhong (Boonraksasat) did a great job of being consistent throughout the tournament, ONeil said. Shes had two solid tournaments back-to-back and is playing real well. The good play is too late for the Jayhawks though; ranked at 108, the team is unlikely to make its way into the top-65 cut for the NCAA regionals. The Big 12 Championships will be the teams last chance for improvement, but it should be easy for the Jayhawks they finished last in the tourna- ment in 2012. This reinforces that they can do it, ONeil said. That they have the ability and all their hard work is paying off. If you have to pick a time for it to show up, this is when you want it to happen. Were defi- nitely peaking at the right time. The tournament will be hosted by Iowa State at the Harvester Golf Club in Rhodes, Iowa on April 19 through 21. Edited by Kaitlyn Klein Chris hybl chybl@kansan.com Chris hybl chybl@kansan.com Team receives confdence booster Jayhawks win gold medal at Knecht Cup in Grand Finals Kansas wins team title in Iowa Mens GolF soFTball woMens GolF rowInG Chris sChaeder cschaeder@kansan.com stella liang sliang@kansan.com Jayhawks pull off series win over Furman in S.C. tara bryant/Kansan file photo senior infelder Mariah Montgomery hits the ball while at bat in the frst inning of the game against Independence Community College at arrocha ballpark on sept. 26. Kansas dominated the game, winning the fve-inning no-hitter 12-0. The Jayhawks had a similarly strong weekend in south Carolina with an 11-1 win over Furman University to clinch the series win. page 9 the UniVersity daily Kansan Monday, april 15, 2013 ! ? Q: Where does Kobe Bryants jersey rank in market sales? A: 4th
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Sunday Womens Tennis Iowa State Noon Lawrence, Kan. Softball Oklahoma State Noon Stillwater, Okla. Baseball Texas Tech 1 p.m. Lubbock, Texas Womens Rowing Lake Natoma Invite All Day Lake Natoma, Calif. Womens Golf Big 12 Championship All Day Rhodes, Iowa Torn Achilles not the end for Bryant E ver since I was young I have been a die-hard Laker fan. While grow- ing up, watching Kobe Bryant was probably one of the most exciting things I saw as a sports fan. Even in his 17th season he still amazes me with everything that he had. Being 19 years old, I truly do not know what life is like without him, mainly because I have never seen a Lakers roster without his name on it. Even the thought of him never playing basketball again makes me speechless. Legacies often go untouched. And I think I speak for most of the basketball world when I say Bryants legacy is one that another player could not begin to approach. His influence on and off the floor is something I am sure will never be comprehensible. He has made basketball a global phenomenon in which the sport is more popular now than it has ever been. Bryant is a star in the basketball world, and playing in Los Angeles has allowed him to emerge as a celebrity as well. Let me be clear: I do not believe Bryants career is over. Lets face it no injury has ever stopped him from playing before. In fact, Im pretty sure he never had those torn ligaments in his finger repaired. I do believe, however, that he will not be the same player he was when he returns. A torn Achilles is usually a career-ending injury. I have had my own injuries, and have learned through my experiences that they are not easy to overcome. He knows the challenges that lie ahead of him, and understands the obstacles he has to face. But he will be back. Without a doubt, Bryant is one of the best players the game has ever seen. To compare him to Michael Jordan or any other player is just ridiculous and unfair to both of them. Bryant is his own player. Sure, he might be the closest thing to Jordan we will ever see, but both of them have done different things that make them unique. Everyone is thinking this is the end for one of the greats at least many people are thinking that. We can all doubt Bryant as much as we want, but the fact of the matter is that his haters are his motivators. If there is one thing he loves more than anything in this world, it is when people tell he cannot do something. Never could anyone have imagined something like this happening to Bryant. Whether you are a Kobe-lover or a Kobe- hater, seeing a star like him go down like he did is something no one ever wants to see. But I have faith, he will be back. He wont be the same Kobe we all know, but he will be back. 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Benjamin gave up two earned runs on five hits, four walks and acquired four strikeouts while using 119 pitches. These statistics are as good as can be expected on the mound, but Texas sophomore left-handed pitcher Dillon Peters did Benjamin one better. The highly touted Longhorn lefty gave up the Jayhawks lone earned run on six hits with three strikeouts and one walk in 120 pitches. I thought Wes did a great job, coach Ritch Price said. Obviously he couldve cut down on the walks, but the great thing about the per- formance is it gave us a chance to save our bullpen, which is critical after going 12 innings yesterday. The Longhorns took the early lead on an RBI single from junior catcher Jacob Felts in the second inning and a sacrifice fly from junior right fielder Mark Payton in the fourth. From that point on, Benjamin calmed on the mound, finding more control and settling in to allow just four base runners in the final six innings. After the third inning, I switched it up a bit with my mechanics, Benjamin said. I quit throwing across my body so much, and that eventually helped out espe- cially down the stretch and into the ninth inning. I was just running on adrenaline there. The Jayhawks struggled at the plate collecting six hits and one run off a Tucker Tharp RBI double in the seventh inning. He came at us with a lot of fastballs, senior first baseman Alex DeLeon said of Peters. We just couldnt get it going. It was just tough. Wes had a great per- formance. It was tough that we couldnt put up a couple of runs for him. Now its just important that we come back and win the series at home. The Longhorns brought their best game to the field, stealing several hits from the Kansas lineup and preventing the Jayhawks from manufacturing runs. They played great defense today, DeLeon said. A couple of guys smoked some balls that ended up being right at them. We just didnt get the breaks today, but thats baseball. Coach Price planned to start sophomore right-hander Robert Kahana Sunday after pulling junior right-hander Frank Duncan from the starting rotation earlier in the week. Coach Price isnt discouraged after Saturdays pitching duel. When you play in this league and face pitching as good as that, you walk back in tomorrow and its a brand new day, Price said. You want the guys to walk in here not even thinking about yesterday. Kahana faced Texas junior right- hander Nathan Thornhill on the mound in a 1 p.m. first pitch at Hoglund Ballpark yesterday. Edited by Tara Byrant tara Bryant/KanSan senior infelder Kevin Kuntz throws the ball to sophomore pitcher Wes Benjamin in an attempt to get an out off of a Texas player in saturdays game. The Longhorns defeated the Jayhawks 2-1. tara Bryant/KanSan Junior Kaiana eldredge sprints past second base on his way to home plate to score the Jayhawks frst and only run of saturdays game against the Texas Longhorns at Hoglund Ballpark. 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Enroll in FIN 101: Personal Finance FIN 101: Personal Finance business.ku.edu Kansas took advantage of back- to-back errors committed by Texas in the bottom of the sixth and scored the go-ahead run to pick up a 4-3 victory yesterday. Junior right fielder Tucker Tharp reached on an error in the bottom of the sixth. Another errortrans- lated into a run for Tharp to allow Kansas to retake the lead and pick up the win. I hit a high chopper to second and luckily I got down the line well and the guy didnt make the play, Tharp said. We took advantage of it. It was good for us to get some momentum back in the dugout after they just put up two. Despite having to battle through struggles during the season, Tharp elevated his game against Texas. He was responsible for the game- winning RBI in the 12th inning of Fridays game, and had the only RBI in Saturdays loss. Now, hes overcome adversity and struggles by stepping up and making big plays when Kansas needs it the most. Hes a really important player for us, said Kansas coach Ritch Price. Hes one of the most com- petitive guys in our program. He invests and he cares. For him to have a huge weekend and lead us to a series win, I couldnt be more happy for him. Kansas played well defensively, committing just one error in 30 innings against Texas. After junior closer Jordan Piche pitched four and two-third innings in Fridays win, he pulled through again on Sunday with a multi-inning save. The Longhorns added base run- ners in the eighth and ninth innings to try and force extra innings, but Piche fought out of the jams to pick up his eighth save of the year. Im really happy with the way I pitched, Piche said. It was nerve- wracking, but I controlled it well. With the defense behind me, Im not afraid to pitch to contact and I felt good coming out of the bull- pen. The Jayhawks took two of three games in the series, making the first series win over Texas since sweep- ing the series played in Lawrence in 2009. All of the games between Kansas and Texas this series were one-run games. The Jayhawks won Friday 7-6 in 12 innings and won Sunday 4-3. The Longhorns emerged vic- torious with a 2-1 final score on Saturday. Thats two good teams playing and thats good college baseball, Piche said. You cant go wrong playing Texas. We came out to per- form and play the best to our abil- ity. Kansas pitching coach Ryan Graves was ejected after the top of the seventh inning and must serve a one-game suspension this Tuesday. The Jayhawks, now 22-13 and 7-5 in Big 12 play, will participate in non-conference action this week. Kansas will go to Omaha, Neb. Tuesday and take on Creighton at 6:30 p.m. The team will leave Omaha immediately and return to Hoglund Ballpark to play Ottawa Wednesday at 6 p.m. The Jayhawks resume confer- ence play on Friday for a three- game series in Lubbock, Texas against Texas Tech, and look to pick up their third straight series win against conference opponents. Weve got to keep doing what we are doing, Piche said. A lot of guys are working really hard. Weve just got to keep up on that. Guys are pitching well too. Going into next weekend, well take it day-by-day and get our work in.
Edited by Julie Etzler S THE UNIVERSITY DAILY KANSAN sports Volume 125 Issue 103 kansan.com Monday, April 15, 2013 COMMENTARY messing with texas Spring game shows promise Jayhawks find opportunities in Texas errors despite stiff competition Offense shines in spring football game Farzin Vousoughian fvousoughian@kansan.com noT So big now FooTball PAGE 11 Rewind of Saturdays baseball game Farzin Vousoughian fvousoughian@kansan.com PAGE 8 Seniors await WNBA draft N early a year ago, the Kansas football team under coach Charlie Weis in his frst year took the feld for the annual spring game. Former Notre Dame quarterback Dayne Crist looked sharp, accurately slinging the football around the feld to diferent wide receivers. Running back Tony Pierson broke of big runs. Tere fnally was a buzz around Kansas football. Fast forward to the end of the 2012 season, and the Jayhawks recorded one fewer victory than in the previous season. However, Kansas stayed com- petitive in most games only to end up losing in the fnal quarters. On Saturday, it felt like dj vu. Another transfer quarterback led the charge, but this time, it was junior Jake Heaps. Te former BYU player racked up 257 yards on 20 for 28 pass- ing with four touchdowns. Pierson once again showed his big-play ability. Te buzz that was lost at the end of last season reappeared afer the game. Something feels diferent though. Te primary running backs in Pier- son, James Sims, Taylor Cox and Bran- don Bourbon all return. Linebackers Jake Love and Ben Heeney are mak- ing another appearance for the 2013 season. Tats not at all surprising, but Kan- sas fnally has a true threat in junior- transfer wide receiver Justin McCay. Te former Oklahoma wide out re- corded eight receptions for 99 yards with one touchdown. Tose numbers dont pop of the stat book, but his one-handed grab for 47 yards while being guarded caught the fans eyes. McCay has yet to record any of- fcial stats in college, but he was once ranked as a four star coming out of high school. Still, its clear to see that Heaps has a favorite target, and thats a great sign. Te chemistry between Heaps and McCay will be crucial for the upcom- ing season. Luckily, they already have a head start. Since they were transfers, both of them had to sit out for a full season. Sure, that hurt Crist and the Jayhawks this past season, but during the ofsea- son, Heaps and McCay made sure to work with each other early on. If both Heaps and McCay continue to build on their relationship, the Jay- hawks might see something special. Picture this: the next big-time quar- terback-wide receiver duo since Todd Reesing and Dezmon Briscoe. I know, it was just a spring football game. Neither Heaps nor McCay have proven themselves. But why not make the comparison? Te past three years have been a di- saster for the Kansas quarterback-re- ceiver duos. Last year, it was Crist and Kale Pick, and no wide receiver caught a touchdown. Te year before that was Jordan Webb and Pick, which resulted in two touchdowns. In 2010, the duo was Webb and Daymond Patterson. Te big-time combination has been drastically missing since Reesing and Briscoe, but that might soon change. Heaps doesnt have the mobility like Reesing, but he certainly has the arm. McCay is lacking in speed, but he has a similar frame and athleticism as Briscoe. Look, its a long stretch, but the pos- sibility is there and has time to develop with both being juniors. Well just have to wait and see it de- velop in the fall.
Edited by Allison Hammond By Pat Strathman pstrathman@kansan.com texas Kansas 0 1 1 2 0 4 0 0 7 0 0 2 0 2 5 0 0 8 1 0 3 1 0 6 X 0 9 4 3 10 8 3 0 Runs Hits ERRORs Kansas junior quarterback Jake Heaps shined by completing 20 of 28 passes for 257 yards and four touchdowns in Saturdays spring game to lift the Blue team to a 34-7 win over the White team. Local media voted Heaps co-offensive MVP for the game. Kansas coach Charlie Weis said there were a couple of plays that Heaps could have executed better, but for the most part, the BYU transfer lived up to Weis expecta- tions. Youve got to be encouraged when you watch him play, Weis said. Strong arm, accurate, and knows how to read coverages. Heaps biggest target in Saturdays spring game was junior wide receiver Justin McCay, who shared the offensive MVP title with Heaps. McCays eight recep- tions helped produce 99 yards and a touchdown for the Blue squad. Heaps and McCay spent a lot of time this offseason working togeth- er and carried it over to Saturday for fans to see. McCay sat out last year, but will be an essential part of the Jayhawks offense in 2013. What we need is a dynamic football player to go down and stretch the defense and make plays down field, Heaps said. With him going out there and showcasing what he did, thats phenomenal. It helps our team a lot and it raises the expectations for these other receivers as well. Heaps and McCay, both trans- fer players, had to sit out in 2012 because of NCAA transfer rules. The two players spent 2012 watch- ing their teammates every Saturday and learning as much as they could before stepping into their shoes. McCay played in three games as a redshirt freshman at the University of Oklahoma in 2011, including one against Kansas. As a Sooner, McCay did not accumu- late any statistics and still awaits his first catch in a college football game. Although McCay has yet to make a name for himself, he is already a key player as Heaps con- tinues to be the leader for Kansas. The quarterback-wide receiver duo showed a lot of potential for this season in the spring game. Its a lot of fun to see him go out there and perform and play as well as he did, Heaps said. Now were going to expect that from him every single day. Weis opted out of coaching in the spring game and scouted the team from the press box. He liked what he saw in the duo. I think one of the reasons why Jake had a big day is because Justin had a big day, and vice versa, Weis said. One of the reasons Justin had a big day is because Jake knows where to throw and where hes going to be. McCay said after the game that Heaps amazes him in practices as the two have built a lot of chemis- try and camaraderie this year. Like Heaps, he sees the new opportunity to go from being a quiet football player to being a big contributor under Weis offense. It definitely humbles you, McCay said It makes you more hungry when you get on the field. Im just trying to compete. On Monday, the players will visit doctors and trainers to check up on injuries. Later in the week, the players will watch the spring game and receive offseason evaluations from the coaching staff. The play- ers will have meetings with their position coaches on Wednesday and Thursday. The players will soon begin summer conditioning. The team will report for fall camp in August to prepare for its season opener at home against the University of South Dakota on Sept. 7. Edited by tara Bryant traVis Young/Kansan Junior quarterback Jake Heaps passes the ball during the second half of the Spring game Saturday afternoon. Kansas 2013 season will begin on Sept. 7 against South Dakota. george mullinix/Kansan Junior pitcher Frank Duncan is greeted by teammates after 2.1 innings of pitching. Duncan gave up four hits and walked one in Kansas win, making him 3-4 on the season.