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Mufti Ismail Menk @muftimenk 17 Apr Attitude can take away your beauty no matter how good looking you are or it could enhance your beauty, making you adorable.
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Jahar @J_tsar I'm a stress free kind of guy


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Jahar @J_tsar 16 Apr Nowadays everybody wanna talk like they got somethin to say but nothin comes out when they move their lips; just a bunch of gibberish
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Jahar @J_tsar @ImRealTed fake story


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Jahar @J_tsar So then I says to him, I says, relax bro my beard is not loaded
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Jahar @J_tsar 16 Apr @therealAbdul_ #heavy I've been looking for those, there is a shortage on the black market if you wanna make a quick buck, nuff said..
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Jahar @J_tsar @therealAbdul_ you need to get Claritin clear


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Jahar @J_tsar 15 Apr There are people that know the truth but stay silent & there are people that speak the truth but we don't hear them cuz they're the minority
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Jahar @J_tsar @mellochamp *say


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Jahar @J_tsar 15 Apr @MelloChamp and they what "god hates dead people?" Or victims of tragedies? Lol those people are cooked
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Jahar @J_tsar @MelloChamp what's new with them?


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Jahar @J_tsar Ain't no love in the heart of the city, stay safe people
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Jahar @J_tsar @xXjungaXx good luck my brother, I'm sure you'll get in
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Jahar @J_tsar @xXjungaXx where yu going?


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Joe N @Joe So wait @J_tsar & @xxjungaxx are the accounts of the suspects?
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R.I.P Bruso @biggblakk92 @biggblakk92's account is protected.

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Kween. @ReauxVoodoo 15h So fucking crazy how everyone @J_tsar was mentioning have locked twitter pages now
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Alexis K. Voltaire @AKVoltaire @ReauxVoodoo Can you blame them?


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Kevin G. Smith, Jr. @KevinGSmithJr .@ReauxVoodoo EXACTLY!


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Jahar @J_tsar 14 Apr @biggblakk92 yo bigblack why are you saying "is" instead of "as"
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Most Interesting Man @_DosEqiusMan_ 14 Apr He once arm wrestled the Incredible Hulk. The loser had to paint himself green.
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Jahar @J_tsar 13 Apr And here I thought nemo's dad was about to get it with dory but apparently this man turned into a female #thatscray
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Men Humor @MenHumor Genius. pic.twitter.com/FOZhGec4Dw


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troy @TroyCrossley @J_tsar just called me a pervert cus i like @GameOfThrones hmmmmmmm lol
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Jahar @J_tsar 13 Apr @TroyCrossley @gameofthrones every character on that show got some sort of std bro, I do like the show tho
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Jahar @J_tsar 13 Apr @TroyCrossley ahaha word mayne but that's not why I like the show... Lol fair to say all those hoes are prolly dirty...
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Jahar @J_tsar 13 Apr @TroyCrossley lets not get ahead of ourselves now Troy, it's a good show but breaking bad we can relate to a little bit more, I like meth
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Jahar @J_tsar Got me a haircut, I don't usually do those


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Jahar @J_tsar 13 Apr @Kid_Wavyy lol dam that's not an easy task bruh, I'll see what I can do
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Jahar @J_tsar 13 Apr @Kid_Wavyy yea man never get into a family plan with foreigners
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Jahar @J_tsar the furious 5


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Jahar @J_tsar @DamnItGIO you know I'm not for that res dog
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11 Apr

Jahar @J_tsar 11 Apr Dreams really do come true, last night I dreamt I was eating a cheeseburger and in the afternoon today, guess what I was eating...
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Jahar @J_tsar 11 Apr Now we aint come here to start no drama, we just looking for our future baby mamas
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Science Porn @SciencePorn 10 Apr 1 person in the world has Syndrome X, which prevents normal aging. Brooke Greenberg is 20 but appears to be 1year old pic.twitter.com/blordLVutN
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Jahar @J_tsar Most of you are conditioned by the media


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10 Apr

Jahar @J_tsar Gain knowledge, get women, acquire currency #livestrong


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10 Apr

Jahar @J_tsar -you don't care that I smoke, right? -man, I wouldn't care if you shot yourself in the head ^friendship
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Jahar @J_tsar Living life too fast y'all need to slow down
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Jahar @J_tsar @xXjungaXx h youtu.be/CI1iecZ46cs this ever happen to you?? / : p t


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Jahar @J_tsar 8 Apr Imagine how reckless their weekend is going to be in #Louisville
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Not Common Facts @NotCommonFacts A small child could swim through the veins of a blue whale.
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Jahar @J_tsar 7 Apr If you have the knowledge and the inspiration all that's left is to take action
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Jahar @J_tsar 6 Apr I really don't like it when I have one ear pressed against the pillow and I start to hear my heart beat, who can sleep with all that noise
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Jahar @J_tsar @MelloChamp #godyallsomebrokeboys


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4 Apr

Fill Werrell @FillWerrell The moment when you get your friend in trouble pic.twitter.com/I1h5k5JLkW
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Jahar @J_tsar I need a new show to watch


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Jahar @J_tsar Drinking tea and I'm sweating


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4 Apr

Jahar @J_tsar I'm hot, about 103.4 degrees to be exact


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4 Apr

Jahar @J_tsar I got too much love and respect for the twins happy 20th fellas @CopDaWholeThang @Kid_Wavyy
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Eli Ward @EasyBuckets5 1 Apr Can we bring back poking!? Nothing says "eeeyahmean" like a nice poke
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Eli Ward @EasyBuckets5 Real G's understand that boaties get fresher over time
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Jahar @J_tsar @sotirop_evi you're waaaay prettier of course


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31 Mar

Jahar @J_tsar @sotirop_evi don't say that Evi


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Jahar @J_tsar 31 Mar Hey @sotirop_evi turn to channel 30 you'll find your long lost brother pic.twitter.com/5fwwPeikpJ
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Jahar @J_tsar 31 Mar - ... ... ... ... - !!! ?! #russian #prikol
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Earth Pics @EarthPix 31 Mar Amazing close up of a Human Eye pic.twitter.com/77Pjd1OPxn


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Jahar @J_tsar Naaah I'm just kiddin freeee the waaave


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Jahar @J_tsar Keep max b in jail


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Jahar @J_tsar 30 Mar Lunch, dinner ima let you get here but that was the best breakfast of all time
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Jahar @J_tsar No one is really violent until they're with the homies
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Jahar @J_tsar Like lee, I'm likely to make a joke out of chuck
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Jahar @J_tsar Five hundred twenty five thousand six hundred miiinutes
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Jahar @J_tsar @JukeMeng yeaa that's beefski


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Jahar @J_tsar Careful who you text pic.twitter.com/JA7NB81WUT


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mac @ChinksMcGee Lmaoooo pic.twitter.com/hNYQD60B1L


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Bett Zamparelli @BettZamparelli 26 Mar @J_tsar yeeah, they don't even know what to make of me over at the autocorrect headquarters !
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Jahar @J_tsar @bettzamparelli on second thought it must be a struggle for autocorrect to correct your thug swag
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Jahar @J_tsar 26 Mar @BettZamparelli I bet dawg, with you're unique lexicon it must be a struggle
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Jahar @J_tsar Autocorrect is fucking with my grammar


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26 Mar

Jahar @J_tsar 26 Mar Jeremy has 32 teeth, Johny 28 and Jamal 19, doesn't matter what toothpaste yu use what's important is not to buy Jordan's on release day
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Michael Derby @themikederby 26 Mar I give it three months til we start seeing retweet this for heaven favorite it for hell on twitter
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Jahar @J_tsar Being bilingual is da bomb


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Jahar @J_tsar 26 Mar I bought a pack of orbit today and the guy at the cash register asked if I wanted a bag. So I made him double bag it
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Earth Pics @EarthPix Eiffel Tower Struck by Lightning pic.twitter.com/qmq4n6eHcs


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Jahar @J_tsar 25 Mar @therealAbdul_ @sotirop_evi I can't watch my mouth that's physically impossible Abdul...
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Jahar @J_tsar @sotirop_evi @therealabdul_ lol but yea yu kids are alright
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Evi Sotiropoulou @sotirop_evi 25 Mar @J_tsar @therealAbdul_ haha shut up Jahar. You know you love it
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Jahar @J_tsar @sotirop_evi @therealabdul_


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Jahar @J_tsar 25 Mar @sotirop_evi @therealAbdul_ oh my Kenyan god, oh my Greek goddess lol I'm kidding you guys are cute when yu do that in every post
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Jahar @J_tsar 25 Mar @MonTanA_BaBy replace that with fajr guy, then dhur and so on #wordsofwisdom for ya
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Jahar @J_tsar @MelloChamp 80% man, always


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Jahar @J_tsar 25 Mar That homework that I was supposed to do, yeaa I'm still doing it
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Walking dead then Vikings and maybe some homework


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Jahar @J_tsar 24 Mar #tmlt I just wrote y'all a horoscope for the day and most of you will be like "dam, that shit was so accurate" #goodmorning
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Jahar @J_tsar 24 Mar you will have to make tough decisions today and those decisions will influence your future, hardships will arouse and yu will roll up loud
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Jahar @J_tsar 24 Mar @KidComeUp: Just got home like a real nigga decently poppin night... Lol you're a clown bro #fuxwithit
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Childhood Ruined @ChiIdhoodRuiner Hahaha pic.twitter.com/jQuKXwvuOQ


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Jahar @J_tsar 22 Mar @TroyCrossley @xxjungaxx lets go whale watching... outside of Bellingham sq McDs
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Jahar @J_tsar 22 Mar I was gonna go for a 6am run aha I'm joking I woke up to eat some Nutella
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Jahar @J_tsar Not too early for breakfast, is it?


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22 Mar

Junes @xXjungaXx What's a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
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Jahar @J_tsar #ilove pic.twitter.com/Wzim51hjLv


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Jahar @J_tsar @MelloChamp I think it's too late...


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Jahar @J_tsar @MelloChamp yu apply already?


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Once you feel you are avoided by someone, never disturb them again
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Jahar @J_tsar @MelloChamp for which semester?


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Jahar @J_tsar Evil triumphs when good men do nothing


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Jahar @J_tsar 20 Mar @TroyCrossley @xxjungaxx I'm still around till Sunday, we can do more damage I got some more left
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Jahar @J_tsar 20 Mar @TroyCrossley @xxjungaxx yea cuddi, we done did it. I told him to hit yu up but the bird abstained from doing so
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World Facts @Factsionary 17 Mar Clinomania is an excessive desire to stay in bed all day, over 70% of people experience this on a daily basis.
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Jahar @J_tsar 18 Mar People come into your life to help you, hurt you, love you and leave you and that shapes your character and the person you were meant to be
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Jahar @J_tsar 18 Mar in my time, as an uncle of 4 now, I can tell you that Sesame Street teaches kids nothing useful except the alphabet and how to count to ten
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Annie B. @AnnieAreYouOkay I wanna cuddle...This is the gayest shit I've ever tweeted.
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Jahar @J_tsar * On the phone*" Yo are you with junes?" @TroyCrossley - what, nigga I'm not Jewish" lol major miscommunication
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Fill Werrell @FillWerrell I didn't lose a follower, a follower lost me


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Jahar @J_tsar 17 Mar see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil until the morning alarm goes off and all hell unleashes
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Jahar @J_tsar @Kid_Wavyy that's physically impossible


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Indian @YungIndyan 15 Mar @J_tsar Watch the New Video: Mellow Nights !! By @_TheRealJustice youtube.com/watch?v=AYDuSoG c 8 L v
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Jahar @J_tsar Place your bets pic.twitter.com/L1lHCUzwBR


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Jahar @J_tsar We postin' pic.twitter.com/RjUJddJNJt


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Jahar @J_tsar 15 Mar Holding this baby down for spring break pic.twitter.com/3Hi0HcVR3t
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Jahar @J_tsar @xXjungaXx come outside


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Jahar @J_tsar @KidComeUp that bird will drop a dollar and still pick it up
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Jahar @J_tsar We try to find ways to kill time but time kills us pic.twitter.com/WiK8XMMZTT
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Jahar @J_tsar 14 Mar "September 10th baby, you know what tomorrow is. Party at my house!" #thingsyoudontyellwhenenteringaroom
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Earth Pics @EarthPix Waterfalls of Gods. Iceland. pic.twitter.com/dqgZKnMjlw


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Jahar @J_tsar 13 Mar "@therealAbdul_: The guy announcing who the pope is looks like he's gonna kick the bucket any minute now." Ahahaha
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4/20/13 12:23 AM

Just The-Facts @DrJohnnyBlaze the fuck does the pope even do?
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Jahar @J_tsar 13 Mar Never try to fork a mini tomato while wearing a white shirt, it will explode
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Jahar @J_tsar The efficient man is the man who thinks for himself
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Ty Barros @BossDonWave whom god bless no man can curse


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Jahar @J_tsar 12 Mar @MelloChamp lol I'm about to be on that schedule habitually, after spring break...
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Jahar @J_tsar 12 Mar @MelloChamp yo lets hit the gym and then res, whattayasay? Oh and my phone is off so respond with a tweet
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Jahar @J_tsar 12 Mar "Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet" probably the gayest thing I ever heard but don't mind me I obviously just get wet.
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Life As A Redneck @LifeAsRednecks There is absolutely no excuse for being a male cheerleader..
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Jahar @J_tsar 11 Mar people that say "I hate posts about religion like stop trying to convert me" and then go on to post some shit about jersey shore #ihateyou
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Jahar @J_tsar @sotirop_evi the founding farmers would agree with you
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11 Mar

Jahar @J_tsar 11 Mar Shocking shit, more so than that time I found out a tomato is a fruit
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Jahar @J_tsar I wanna study a broad or two


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Jahar @J_tsar Chappelles show is on #theniggerfamily #throwback


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Alan Garner @WolfpackAlan Currently whale watching outside of McDonalds.


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EL PLAGA @Kid_Wavyy I'm bout to slap this broad through my cell phone
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EL PLAGA @Kid_Wavyy Death is only a corner away so look alive out here
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Jahar @J_tsar Never underestimate the rebel with a cause


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Jahar @J_tsar 10 Mar @Basiklee always a pleasure brotha, see you in a couple months
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Junes @xXjungaXx For every male action, there's a female overreaction.


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Jahar @J_tsar Young Robel is out here tonight


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Jahar @J_tsar This fire alarm is so fun #saidthecolddrunkcollegekids


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Jahar @J_tsar Peanut butter, fluff and nutella #iwentthere


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Jahar @J_tsar Too many surprises today


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Jahar @J_tsar she's up to no good


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Jahar @J_tsar 7 Mar I haven't seen a silly rabbit trix are for kids commercial in a while, did
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he finally get some or what...


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Fill Werrell @FillWerrell 21 Feb Seniors > Juniors > Sophomores > Administration > Staff > Janitors > Trees > Rocks > Dirt > Dog Shit > A potato > Freshmen.
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Jahar @J_tsar What you got to drink bro? -I got some water -you got something stronger than that? -yea, I got some ice
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Jahar @J_tsar 6 Mar "Mirror mirror on the wall, I ain't too short I ain't too tall god dam I have it all"- fresh prince
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Funny Tweets! @LetsQuoteComedy 5 Mar That moment when you say, "Just kidding"..... But you're actually dead serious.
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Jahar @J_tsar 6 Mar There are enough worms for all the birds stop killing each other for 'em
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Jahar @J_tsar Death is the destroyer of all pleasures


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6 Mar

troy @TroyCrossley 6 Mar @J_tsar we can figure something out but i gotta take u to the official studio in boston we can lay the track down there
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Gerson Mathers @ThisDopeKid #WhitePeopleActivities & #BlackPeopleActivities " . pic.twitter.com/AXs4sbx8bD


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Jahar @J_tsar 6 Mar No class for two hours? Is that a nap I feel coming on #hellyeaa
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Jahar @J_tsar 4 Mar @TroyCrossley in the comfort of my dorm room, with a MacBook and a mic #imamacbookrapper when I'm bored
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Jahar @J_tsar @TroyCrossley I got bars get on a track with me bro


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4 Mar

Abdoul S. @abdizzle_813 @J_tsar "you aint gettin that 600 b" shoot you 600 times" lmaooo
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@Kid_Wavyy "yea iight I'll

Michael Derby @themikederby 3 Mar If you don't use Irish spring body wash\soap and head and shoulders shampoo then your doing it wrong.
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Jahar @J_tsar Waking up at 5am every day


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3 Mar

Jahar @J_tsar #mehei suka lubov'


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Jahar @J_tsar 1 Mar Taking a shower after watching a scary movie is always exciting
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Jahar @J_tsar 27 Feb "Studying" is just a combination of the words student and dying
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TnL 4/20 Monty @MonTanA_BaBy Got bank like Uncle Phil


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Jahar @J_tsar MTV is garbage


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Jahar @J_tsar I got bread on this game, I'm up 50


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Jahar @J_tsar Gooooooaaaaaal!!!


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Jahar @J_tsar @Kid_Wavyy you're not nice in FIFA tho


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Jahar @J_tsar @Kid_Wavyy real brought the smoke


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26 Feb

Jahar @J_tsar Goooooooaaaallaaaaaassooooooo


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Christian Trippe @LeaveIt_ToHim Try the library the only thirst there is for knowledge not dick
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Christian Trippe @LeaveIt_ToHim 26 Feb Dudes seriously be like "Fuck girls they're all hoes" brah if you stopped searching for a wife at the club then maybe youd find a real bitch
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The D @SheeWantsYourD bitches be like: "noooooo! you hang up first" i be like: *click*
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Jimm @MelloChamp ;everyday i am reminded of how big this world really is.
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Jahar @J_tsar 25 Feb Wouldn't it be pretty cool if someone that you weren't too fond of was just like, "yu know I must be a bother, let me just fuck off" #iwish
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Jahar @J_tsar Share the love, the knowledge and the wealth
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Funny Tweets @autocorrects 23 Feb Laughing At That Part In The Movie That No One Else Thinks Is Funny.
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Jahar @J_tsar All she knows is yes


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Jahar @J_tsar Aye mambo, mambo Italiano


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Jahar @J_tsar @Kid_Wavyy you color blind? that looks like some stanky tho
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Junes @xXjungaXx "Favorite my tweet for a shout out." Bitch this ain't Facebook. #fuckouttahere
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Jahar @J_tsar 19 Feb @bbccww383 that's great man, how are you liking it out there?
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Jahar @J_tsar 16 Feb Not being able to find the remote to the tv is probably one of the most reoccurring struggles of life
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Jahar @J_tsar @bbccww383 ward, where/how the hell are ya man?


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Jahar @J_tsar I need a leather jacket and some grease


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Jahar @J_tsar @MelloChamp yu on campus?


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Jahar @J_tsar @Kid_Wavyy valid shit young, ill hit yu soon


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Jahar @J_tsar @Kid_Wavyy you're just another scram who says turd
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15 Feb

Jahar @J_tsar @biggblakk92 pints of henny didn't do it for yu bro?


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Jahar @J_tsar I killed Abe Lincoln during my two hour nap #intensedream
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Jahar @J_tsar I hate these college desks, way too small to sleep on
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Jahar @J_tsar 6 Feb "Taken in broad day light" sucks to be a woman, this broad got kidnapped by some fiend #traplife
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Everything in life can be free, if you run fast enough...


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Jahar @J_tsar @CopDaWholeThang I'm bridge side


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6 Feb

Jahar @J_tsar 6 Feb Why text first when you can just wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, complain about texting first on twitter, wait, wait, wait.
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Jahar @J_tsar @Kid_Wavyy stop lying


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Jahar @J_tsar the block is hot


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Jahar @J_tsar @Kid_Wavyy dam b you ought to support your shorty in these desperate times and hardships
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TnL 4/20 Monty @MonTanA_BaBy @CopDaWholeThang pops got the choppa nigga #fucka44
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Turnt-Up Silva @CopDaWholeThang 30 Jan @MonTanA_BaBy its about to be operation kick in the door waving the 44 ngga
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Fill Werrell @FillWerrell 4 Feb If you could chose between World Peace and Bill Gates' fortune, what color would your Lamborghini be?
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Jahar @J_tsar 3 Feb @TroyCrossley @xxjungaxx I'm always for that life, I'll let yu know when I'm in the city
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Jahar @J_tsar I'm in the New York state of mind


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Jahar @J_tsar In the air


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Jahar @J_tsar 1 Feb Do I look like that much of a softy I got these frail ass kids tryin to come at my neck, little do these dogs know they're barking at a lion
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Jahar @J_tsar 1 Feb @TroyCrossley sending peace and blessings your way ahk! Ahaha what's popping my guy, how you living?
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Jahar @J_tsar 1 Feb @DrJohnnyBlaze you know I had to hit up res for some cookies right quick aha
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Jahar @J_tsar Woke up at 8:50, made to class by 9:03 #sleepovereverything


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Jahar @J_tsar 31 Jan Dogs are cool pets and all but letting one lick your face is a bit much #thatshitsgross #dirtydogs #dirtierhumans
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Jahar @J_tsar @NbeFly lol you're thinking too far ahead, young.
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29 Jan

Jahar @J_tsar Speed limited to 118 pic.twitter.com/66qMaDAv


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29 Jan

Jahar @J_tsar 29 Jan I got these bros that I'd take a bullet for, in the leg or the shoulder or something nothing fatal tho
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Jahar @J_tsar @xXjungaXx yu making moves to the mother land??


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28 Jan

Jahar @J_tsar Just got put on to misfits, it's kind of the shit
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Jahar @J_tsar 23 Jan If I'm ever not picking up the phone don't assume something like death, naaah I'm fucking with deaths cousin #sleep #shemygoto #yafeelme
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Jahar @J_tsar 22 Jan My roommate talks in his sleep, when he does I respond, that must alter his dreams a lil bit
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Jahar @J_tsar 22 Jan Back to terrible food, hot pockets and school bs.. Dam I'm just tryina be at that stage in life where I'm coming home to my wife from work
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Jahar @J_tsar I can't seem to drift away into the land of dreams #ditty
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21 Jan

Jahar @J_tsar 20 Jan @therealAbdul_ you are one more ass pic away from losing my follow Abdul, at least warm dudes with a caption or something
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Michael Derby @themikederby 20 Jan Tom Brady and Bill Belichick are still the best quarterback and coach combination of all time. I love my team.
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TnL 4/20 Monty @MonTanA_BaBy Ballin like I play for New England #PatsHoe
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FunnyPicsDepot @FunnyPicsDepot Bitches be like... # | $ |\ /\ | \_/ \ | (( | \| \ | \ \ % %& But We're just friends... " '
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Jahar @J_tsar 20 Jan @WhoButJosh @ohjeyy yooo wtf I swear the last time yu sent me the request it said French too! I felt like a retard that game yo u a cheater
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Jahar @J_tsar @OhJeyy homie, I gotchu!


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FunnyPicsDepot @FunnyPicsDepot
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Jahar @J_tsar 19 Jan To be honest, I don't care for those people that wanna commit suicide, your life b, do what you think will make you happy #selfishbastards
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Jahar @J_tsar 19 Jan @muftimenk but when we consider prophet Muhammad (s.a.a.w) as our role model that's when we achieve true success & a path to Jannah
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Jahar @J_tsar 18 Jan Don't seek the satisfaction of other people because 1. Its a waste of your time and 2. It's just impossible
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17 Jan

Jahar @J_tsar 16 Jan @OhJeyy @thebad_habit give me yall usernames and watch me tap that ass
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Alexa @VitaFiasco 16 Jan The acid bath cure-all RT"@J_tsar: Breaking Bad taught me how to dispose of a corpse"
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Jahar @J_tsar Breaking Bad taught me how to dispose of a corpse


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Jahar @J_tsar I need to pay my bill but in order to do that I gotta get the crib #notforthatlife #nophonefornow
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Jahar @J_tsar 8 is not enough I need more #sleep


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Jahar @J_tsar 15 Jan Cambridge got some real, genuinely good people but at the same
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time this city can be fake as fuck just like any other town #upholdthereal
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Jahar @J_tsar 15 Jan So many Latino kids took up boxing since my retirement it's crazy and most of them are below 5'5
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Jahar @J_tsar 15 Jan I don't argue with fools who say islam is terrorism it's not worth a thing, let an idiot remain an idiot
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Jahar @J_tsar Ibuprofen and mids for the night ahaha I'm joking
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Jahar @J_tsar 14 Jan Money is overrated, it's not the only thing that brings happiness, hmm what else can I say to soothe my soul before I get paid this Friday..
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Jahar @J_tsar Hello, my name is Monday and I hate people.


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14 Jan

Jahar @J_tsar @MelloChamp is it the 20th?


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12 Jan

TnL 4/20 #JuuuHeard @SkrillaMane 12 Jan @BbeSTACKIN: you gotta talk to niggas like they ain't shit.... cause then they start to believe it and you'll be running shit #Nonsense
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Jahar @J_tsar Sergeant Ray must have been scared of something


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Jahar @J_tsar 12 Jan Met this marine yesterday who said he doesn't give his name out to "unclassified personnel" he then proceeded to tell me his name quietly
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Jahar @J_tsar Dam shame when you mess up a good tweet with a typo
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Jahar @J_tsar 10 Jan While watching the titanic, only the guys in the room pulled out their phones or stopped paying attention right before jacks death #soft
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Junes @xXjungaXx 10 Jan #ThoughtsInTheHallway pull your pants up, pull your pants up, pull your motherfukin pants up.
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Michael Derby @themikederby 10 Jan Retweet this if your a strong independant black woman who dont need no man
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Jahar @J_tsar 10 Jan What's with dudes telling other dudes to shave, c'mon son no one wants to hear that
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Jahar @J_tsar On some Harry potter shit pic.twitter.com/4ASDCY9l


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9 Jan

Jahar @J_tsar You must have a very beautiful wife.. -yea, how do you know that? You're ugly but your kids are good looking
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8 Jan

Jahar @J_tsar -should I not go? -no. -"no don't go" or "no, go" -yea
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Jahar @J_tsar 7 Jan You can hit the gym all you want but if you're a coward at heart dudes will still step all over you
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Jahar @J_tsar I'm always hungry, this is getting kind of annoying


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6 Jan

Jahar @J_tsar I need to go back to school, no freedom out here for a brother #imlockeduptheywontletmeout
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Jahar @J_tsar 6 Jan Now I'm wondering who instead of letting the egg hatch and grow into a chicken, decided to crack it and put it on a hot surface #feelme ?
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Jahar @J_tsar 6 Jan Dam man I gotta make a tough decision here... Do I want to make these eggs scrambled or sunny side up
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Jahar @J_tsar I'm honestly too lazy to eat the things I like, a pomegranate for example takes too much effort
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5 Jan

Jahar @J_tsar 4 Jan I don't like when people ask unnecessary questions like how are you? Why so sad? Why do you need cyanide pills?
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Junes @xXjungaXx Texas chainsaw massacre was gay as fuck.


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Jahar @J_tsar We are able to speak street vernacular and job interview" Dave Chappelle
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Jahar @J_tsar 4 Jan Duck season, Elmer Fudd knows what it is pic.twitter.com/OyIF3GSt
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Jahar @J_tsar Bang! Bang!


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3 Jan

Jahar @J_tsar 2 Jan @Basiklee my bad lee, herb move on my part, tomorrow or Friday man lets link
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Jahar @J_tsar I don't understand why it's give me head, ocho cinco??
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2 Jan

Jahar @J_tsar 2 Jan I actually never used a razor blade to shave, always stuck to the trimmer
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4/20/13 12:23 AM

I've become a hermit


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maiaaaa @go_maia I like waffles better than pancakes #thereisaidit


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Jahar @J_tsar @therealAbdul_ come back to the cold Abdulaa!!


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1 Jan

Jahar @J_tsar 1 Jan @dominickPipes yea dude no doubt. I'm in Cambridge but sometime this break dudes need to link up and chill
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Jahar @J_tsar @dominickPipes pizdu zakroi


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1 Jan

Jahar @J_tsar 1 Jan Seeing as how my doodles are more artsy than most of the tats kids are gettin, I think I can make bank as a tat artist #timetogetthismugga
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Jahar @J_tsar 31 Dec @Kid_Wavyy the option of volume may not be at my disposal tonight, we'll see tho
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Jahar @J_tsar 31 Dec @Basiklee @kid_wavyy there's gonna be 1 thing on that list and anyone can guess what it's gonna be
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Jahar @J_tsar @Kid_Wavyy major charge homie


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31 Dec

Jahar @J_tsar @CopDaWholeThang iiiiiiiiiggghhhhttttt


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31 Dec

Jahar @J_tsar @CopDaWholeThang ahaha I'm charging it cuh


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31 Dec

Jahar @J_tsar 31 Dec I meet the most amazing people, spent the day with this Jamaican Muslim convert who shared his whole story with me, my religion is the truth
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4/20/13 12:23 AM

"Bring the drugs, ill bring the pain" bitch, yu better bring something more to the table...
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Jahar @J_tsar @OhJeyy that a trick question? Cuz I'm always sexy
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29 Dec

Jahar @J_tsar 28 Dec Karim And Jahar Arab Perverts #keyandpeele h youtu.be/Uy5MHS1Bl_I / : p t
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Jahar @J_tsar 28 Dec Just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching my car into reverse and driving away from the accident
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Jahar @J_tsar God dam I felt amazing


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27 Dec

until this fever came back

Christian Trippe @LeaveIt_ToHim 25 Dec Rum and egg nog is some nasty shit can't see how some y'all love it
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Jahar @J_tsar 24 Dec It must be tough on some parents to give credit for their love and purchases to Santa
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Jahar @J_tsar 24 Dec @xXjungaXx no wonder you became a ciroc boy no pops to tame the beast inside huh?
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Jahar @J_tsar @xXjungaXx long visit


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24 Dec

Jahar @J_tsar 24 Dec Brothers at the mosque either think I'm a convert or that I'm from Algeria or Syria, just the other day a guy asked me how I came to Islam
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Jahar @J_tsar Mom, did you adopt me? Son, do you really think we would of picked you if we had?
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Jahar @J_tsar 24 Dec Living with this cat is straight torture, I'm not a cat person anymore
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Eric Cartman @CartmanHumor "Polar bears can't jump." - Black bears


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Oddest Life Hacks @OddestLifeHacks 23 Dec Ever wanted to stop a sneeze you feel coming? Press your tongue against the roof of your mouth, and *poof* it's gone.
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Jahar @J_tsar 24 Dec My last tweets felt too wrong, I don't like to objectify women or judge anyone for their actions
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Jahar @J_tsar 23 Dec Yo you see that Lamborghini reventon right outside? I got an iPhone that's exactly the same color
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Jahar @J_tsar Beemer, Benz or Bentley? Honda, bro.


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Jahar @J_tsar 23 Dec Well actually I take that back, I've had a few fun times reading
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Jahar @J_tsar 23 Dec When I read it's not for fun, no fun in it all #itsfortheknowledge
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Jahar @J_tsar S&s wings are not that popping #saidthemanwithfunctioningtastebuds


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Jahar @J_tsar 21 Dec All this talk about the world ending triggered a zombie apocalypse dream last night, weak part was only gettin to 1st base before worlds end
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Turnt-Up Silva @CopDaWholeThang @CambridgePolice Bird ass niggas


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4/20/13 12:23 AM

Ty Barros @BossDonWave 18 Dec go ahead stupid niggaz go fuck wit them chicks, im the 3rd little piggy ima fuck wit them bricks
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Jahar @J_tsar Hova


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Jahar @J_tsar Cereal and milk but no plates that's weak man
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16 Dec

Jahar @J_tsar 15 Dec Off with a warning jakes got nothing on me #speedingticketappealed #recordstillclean #ridingdirty #theyllnevercatchme ahaha feel meee
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Jimm @MelloChamp ;blunt on hand. Keys to the camaro. Lets ride !


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Jahar @J_tsar 13 Dec I feel kind of clever at night by putting my alarm far from my bed but I really hate myself in the morning for it
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Jahar @J_tsar I'll always break for a crossing squirrel


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Jahar @J_tsar 12 Dec The product never matches the advertisement bitch gave me milk pic.twitter.com/v9h3rb9Q
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Jahar @J_tsar @VitaFiasco cleeaahllyy


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Jahar @J_tsar 12 Dec I had the scariest dream last night man when I woke up I was so relieved that it was only a dream
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Jahar @J_tsar @VitaFiasco what a dick


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12 Dec

Jahar @J_tsar 12 Dec #bmw


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4/20/13 12:23 AM

Jahar @J_tsar Skyyy rockets in flight, night time delight


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11 Dec

Jahar @J_tsar Even my boxers are wet and it's cold maayne.
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10 Dec

Jahar @J_tsar @Basiklee what if they light the l and pass it your way??
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10 Dec

Jahar @J_tsar It's a struggle out here pic.twitter.com/zUY9BtYZ


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10 Dec

Jahar @J_tsar No matter where life takes me you'll still find me with a smile
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10 Dec

Jahar @J_tsar 2 essays down, one to go baby


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10 Dec

Jahar @J_tsar Tough loss before the finals #imhurtinginside pic.twitter.com/GZ4H8zfr


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9 Dec

Jahar @J_tsar @xXjungaXx lol your cat??


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8 Dec

Jahar @J_tsar 7 Dec Once my teacher said she accepts all late work without penalties, 1. I fell in love with her and 2. It was my cue not to do shit until now
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Jahar @J_tsar @therealAbdul_ abdul, are you still planning on coming?


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7 Dec

Jahar @J_tsar broken iphone = broken heart


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7 Dec

Jahar @J_tsar Amazing #nofilter pic.twitter.com/DqjWEOOQ


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6 Dec

The Random Muslim @MrRandomMuslim Pride. pic.twitter.com/sS1rNlqh


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Jahar @J_tsar 5 Dec @therealAbdul_ are you kidding me? fuck, i thought i'd be the first to notice... i kinda wish i had a look alike.
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Jahar @J_tsar 5 Dec @therealAbdul_ bro, brother, brah, now dont be mad but i can't help but see a little bit of you in this man LOL h youtube.com/watch? . w / : p t v=DcJFdC s 8 9 N m
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Jahar @J_tsar 5 Dec i'm surprised that there are no celery related deaths, that's one mean vegetable
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Jahar @J_tsar something light for lunch pic.twitter.com/CvAiNXi


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Jamie Julissa @Jamie_J19 5 Dec "Imma go ham this weekend.....on homework" sounds about right.
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Jahar @J_tsar woke up to a chicken calzone and spaghetti, tonight i feast


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Jahar @J_tsar 4 Dec "girl, ima tell you straight up, you are one tall glass of water and I am thirsty"
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Jahar @J_tsar 4 Dec the only reason i'm not sleeping right now is because i drank like half a gallon of water, it's not safe to fall asleep
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Jahar @J_tsar 4 Dec A smile isn't just mouth movement, one can distinguish between fake & real smiles by the shimmer of happiness in the persons eyes
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Jahar @J_tsar You see, there are rap artists and there are noise makers #itsnotallmusic #someofitisbullshit
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3 Dec

Jahar @J_tsar What a clown. pic.twitter.com/rQWVwAEx


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4/20/13 12:23 AM

it takes a lot of faith to elude hypocrisy


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Jahar @J_tsar "dam, I think that cig had a few extra doses of rat poison"
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3 Dec

Jahar @J_tsar 3 Dec My goal for the 2013 year is to get a girl pregnant and become a daddy #saidnooneever
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Michael Derby @themikederby 3 Dec Any man who will openly lick a popsicle in public has my full respect
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Jahar @J_tsar 2 Dec I hate long distance relationships, food is always so far away from me
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Jahar @J_tsar Welcome to the jungle, careful of the fever


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Jahar @J_tsar 1 Dec Optimism is favorable but the pessimistic point of view is important to have because #shithappens
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Jahar @J_tsar 29 Nov @eduardomporto thanks bro, throwing a bit of my thoughts out there
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Jahar @J_tsar Of course she does


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29 Nov

Jahar @J_tsar Mary, wanna?


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29 Nov

Jahar @J_tsar 29 Nov But I also like when people stand by what they believe no matter what any jerk like me says
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Jahar @J_tsar 29 Nov I kind of like religious debates, just hearing what other people believe is interesting and then crushing their beliefs with facts is fun
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Jahar @J_tsar yea im procrastinating h youtube.com/watch?v=ijdcL6F . w / : p t Y 6 Q r


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Jahar @J_tsar lmao this is too funny h youtube.com/watch?v=Dd7Fixv . w / : p t w B K o


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Jahar @J_tsar 28 Nov you guys know that the suicide rate for active duty american soldiers is at an all time high for 2012, a suicide a day, whats the #problem?
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Jahar @J_tsar 28 Nov I was going to make a joke about Hamas but it Israeli inappropriate
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The Person Below @PersonUndaThis 27 Nov That moment when your mom tries to compare u with one of ur friends & u just sitting there thinking "that nigga do way worst stuff than me"
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The Person Below @PersonUndaThis 27 Nov Dear Santa, I've been good all year. OK most of the time. Once in a while. Fuck it I'll buy my own shit !!
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Jahar @J_tsar This cafeteria got too many UFOs, unidentified fried objects
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28 Nov

Jahar @J_tsar 28 Nov @MelloChamp that's quiet a decision to make off the bat but you'll be alright
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Jahar @J_tsar @MelloChamp Jim nooooooo


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28 Nov

Jahar @J_tsar yeah i'm still doing homework


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28 Nov

Jahar @J_tsar #4wordsaftasex what was your name?


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28 Nov

Jahar @J_tsar Free Palestine


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28 Nov

Jahar @J_tsar alor danse


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4/20/13 12:23 AM

Jahar @J_tsar 10 pages and 5 hours later #sourhour


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Kaleen @klizzzle "A tiger doesn't lose sleep over the opinion of a sheep."
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Jahar @J_tsar 27 Nov @TheSupplier im telling you kid, snatch or lock, stock and two smoking barrets
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Jahar @J_tsar for the thrill of it, why else?


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27 Nov

Jahar @J_tsar me and my homies tryina get it, ya bish


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Jahar @J_tsar 26 Nov @Kid_Wavyy @CopDaWholeThang ahaha yea he caught one to the grill
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Jahar @J_tsar i dont sleep anymore...


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26 Nov

Jahar @J_tsar @xXjungaXx cool, I believe it.


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23 Nov

Jahar @J_tsar @xXjungaXx where'd you get it?


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23 Nov

Jahar @J_tsar 23 Nov @xXjungaXx it came with the head? And organic stuffing?? Yuuumm
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Jahar @J_tsar 23 Nov New York is so ratchet on black Friday it's ridiculous, I'm to bed son
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A$k About Me (JM$) @OMG_ItsDaTwin44 22 Nov What do you know about sneaking money into your mother purse Nigga ???? #IKnowAllAboutThat ...
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21 Nov

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4/20/13 12:23 AM

Lamb kebab #word new York got exactly what I need


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EL PLAGA @Kid_Wavyy jus pearled a woddy riii quick


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21 Nov

Jahar @J_tsar Wasup wasup wasup mofucka where my money at


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21 Nov

Jahar @J_tsar I'm to the big apple


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21 Nov

Jahar @J_tsar taking a 30 minute power nap was a terrible idea


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19 Nov

Jahar @J_tsar @therealAbdul_ never had one, can't relate


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19 Nov

Jahar @J_tsar @therealAbdul_ owned #likethemyspacedays


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19 Nov

Jahar @J_tsar Got my phone back, there's still hope for humanity after all
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18 Nov

Jahar @J_tsar Can't find my phone #thatstragic


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18 Nov

Jahar @J_tsar 18 Nov i love it when im more sleepy than hungry because then i could just knock out completely famished #college
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Jahar @J_tsar Prime parking job pic.twitter.com/wmekyNpk


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Jahar @J_tsar 17 Nov This night deserves Hennessy a bad bitch and an o of weed the holy trinity
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Jahar @J_tsar @Kid_Wavyy how you getting back??


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16 Nov

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4/20/13 12:23 AM

@Kid_Wavyy put me on I'm faah daaat


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Jahar @J_tsar lost boys and lost girls found each other, need I say more...
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16 Nov

Jahar @J_tsar 13 Nov Anyone else wake up because of a leg cramp this morning? not kidding my calf was going through some shit today, I almost cried
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Jahar @J_tsar may god bless the scientific cure for the insane
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12 Nov

Jahar @J_tsar what constitutes the trap life is the pursuit of profit
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Jahar @J_tsar 12 Nov #in6thgrade i think it was something like G g g g g g g g G-unit all around
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EL PLAGA @Kid_Wavyy 12 Nov @J_tsar that is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO true my niggga use to have a jumper like Jimmy tssssssssssssss smh what happpened to dat
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Jahar @J_tsar #in8thgrade my three point shot was better than Kobes
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12 Nov

Jahar @J_tsar #in3rdgrade I didn't speak a word of english


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12 Nov

Jahar @J_tsar chief keef is garbage and that's #3hunna


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12 Nov

Jahar @J_tsar @MelloChamp Yea buddy


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11 Nov

Jahar @J_tsar I'm from the murder capital, where they murder for capital
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Jahar @J_tsar I will never eat McDonald's again #lieswetellourselves


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11 Nov

Jahar @J_tsar 11 Nov @MelloChamp ahaha it was a tough decision to make in the nick of time Jim, dont be so hard on yourself
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Jahar @J_tsar my cat's attack technique is killer


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10 Nov

Jahar @J_tsar We're best friends already, fuck my allergies tho pic.twitter.com/iEtrTLrB
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9 Nov

Jahar @J_tsar 9 Nov Peep the fur ball she's part of the fam pic.twitter.com/HLzpzYP0
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Jahar @J_tsar People that don't know how to apologize will be sorry one day
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9 Nov

Jahar @J_tsar 9 Nov The first one I give head to, the second one I cuddle with, the third one I give the dick to #imtalkingaboutmypillows ahaha
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Jahar @J_tsar @MelloChamp in your building?


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8 Nov

Jahar @J_tsar I talk so much faster in russian than i do in english, it's weird.
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8 Nov

Jahar @J_tsar he put me on to adriano celentano tho, the man is a legend


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8 Nov

Jahar @J_tsar 8 Nov my dad's reaction to rap music on the radio always made me laugh #imissthatman
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Jahar @J_tsar 2 pairs of pants type of weather


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8 Nov

Jahar @J_tsar I slept 16 hours, that can't be healthy


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Jahar @J_tsar i've been up for so long, time to hibernate


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7 Nov

Jahar @J_tsar @BettZamparelli lupe is looking out for the bitches


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7 Nov

Jahar @J_tsar new wisdom teeth coming in #thatsthatshitidontlike


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7 Nov

Jahar @J_tsar 7 Nov @Basiklee clearly you're not hip to the backfire urinal effect, pair of khakis and a urinal and you got yourself some stained pants yg
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Jahar @J_tsar 7 Nov Pulled one of those all nighters #countingsheepwithmyeyesopen


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Jahar @J_tsar 7 Nov I should of slept through this class, yes obama won and yea a lot of money was spent #fuckpoliticalscience
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Jahar @J_tsar @therealAbdul_ road trip?


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6 Nov

Jahar @J_tsar @therealAbdul_ you tryina have a legal experience?


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6 Nov

TnL 4/20 Monty @MonTanA_BaBy Barack you my dawg but we all puppets in this bitch..
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Jahar @J_tsar america is impervious to the fuckery #justforthisoneday


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6 Nov

Barack Obama @BarackObama This happened because of you. Thank you.


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Waka Flocka Flame @WakaFlockaBSM WTF Romney is winning ?? pic.twitter.com/ulGJPsK4


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4/20/13 12:23 AM

Jahar @J_tsar 6 Nov @biggblakk92 simoneee, chill it's only medical, you will still get in trouble if you smoke bud anywhere on the street guy
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Jahar @J_tsar 4 Nov this fella just asked me where i get my eyebrows done #imflattered but i uuh don't do that...
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4 Nov

Jahar @J_tsar @xXjungaXx You are officially hooked like a fizzle on crack
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4 Nov

False Peter Griffin @FalsePeterFG 3 Nov If you were sleeping between a beautiful girl and a gay man, who's side would you turn your back to?
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Jahar @J_tsar bitch, dont kill my vibe


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4 Nov

Jahar @J_tsar my net worth right now #itsupthere


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4 Nov

Jahar @J_tsar 4 Nov @xXjungaXx fam, spend that money that you have here the right way, it actually will help #throwingknowledgeatyourightnow
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Jahar @J_tsar @xXjungaXx let the scraps know what the deal is
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4 Nov

Jahar @J_tsar 4 Nov @xXjungaXx lol be successful here and you'll be successful there #youknowthisman
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Junes @xXjungaXx 4 Nov Warning to all ladies out there: When black ops 2 comes out don't get
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surprised or mad if your man is distancing himself from you.


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Jahar @J_tsar 4 Nov @xXjungaXx lol ye it would suck but at that point no one's gonna say, "dam he was just about to get that job" there r other concerns, i hope
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Jahar @J_tsar 4 Nov @xXjungaXx it's six more years at this point bro, that doesnt sound too bad, right?
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Jahar @J_tsar @xXjungaXx inshallah man, im for that life


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4 Nov

Jahar @J_tsar @xXjungaXx biology, im on that dentist movement ;)


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4 Nov

Jahar @J_tsar 4 Nov @xXjungaXx its cool bro a lotta fun but i just wanna gtfo of college already too, shits pretty stressful
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Jahar @J_tsar @xXjungaXx same old just chilling, hows senior year?
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4 Nov

Jahar @J_tsar @xXjungaXx whats good killa


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4 Nov

Jahar @J_tsar @MelloChamp hahahaha #birds thats who


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2 Nov

Jahar @J_tsar car battery died again #traplife


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2 Nov

Jahar @J_tsar @Kid_Wavyy tomorrow though bro, its going down


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2 Nov

Jahar @J_tsar dudes think its a fucking charity out here #birds
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2 Nov

Jahar @J_tsar 2 Nov have the love of my life break my heart or get hit really hard in the nuts? easy, break my heart away #nothinghurtsmorethanahittotheballs
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Jahar @J_tsar 1 Nov "i just got blue balled fam, that shit sucks" a kid from the bridge yall know him
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Jahar @J_tsar Don't stress it bro, light weights live longer


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1 Nov

Jonathan Kelly @Chi_Chi617 Key and peele >>>>>>>>>>>>>> shows mad cooked lol
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Jahar @J_tsar @Kid_Wavyy fucking clown, youre not about that bread
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30 Oct

Jahar @J_tsar 30 Oct you know what our problem is, we think there isn't enough resources to last #wehaveplenty
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Jahar @J_tsar good, good.


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EL PLAGA @Kid_Wavyy 29 Oct WOULD NEVER fuck wit meth like that tho wayy to harmful of a drug towards people
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Jahar @J_tsar 30 Oct Roam in your own zone or get kidnapped and clapped in your dome. We got it sewn, The Firm art of war is unknown
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Jahar @J_tsar @Kid_Wavyy i guess you've yet to grow a pair


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30 Oct

Jahar @J_tsar @therealAbdul_ i knew you could relate


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Jahar @J_tsar 30 Oct ,


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Jahar @J_tsar 30 Oct @Kid_Wavyy lol i finally grew a beard idk why you're coming at my nuts #scruffseason
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Jahar @J_tsar where did this beard come from?


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30 Oct

E-Douglas. @CudiiBlackness Weak ass Sandy Cheeks.


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29 Oct

Just The-Facts @DrJohnnyBlaze nigga said hurricane LOL


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29 Oct

Jahar @J_tsar 28 Oct No classes till Wednesday and y'all thought you had it good #mwfboy
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Jahar @J_tsar in a battle between real vs. fake, real takes the dub
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26 Oct

Jahar @J_tsar @Kid_Wavyy stay up young


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26 Oct

Jahar @J_tsar 25 Oct teachings of equality started in the 7th century, it took up until the 19th century for slavery to be abolished #humanraceproblems
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Jahar @J_tsar @therealAbdul_ whats 908??


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25 Oct

Jahar @J_tsar @CopDaWholeThang yoo bird call me


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25 Oct

Jahar @J_tsar 25 Oct The day I actually decide to devote 10 minutes to fixing my hair the wind blows it all to hell #timeiwillnevergetback
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Jahar @J_tsar bad food #collegeproblems


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24 Oct

Fat Boy TnL 4/20 @JukeMeng Bouta go thru with this no shave November
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4/20/13 12:23 AM

EL PLAGA @Kid_Wavyy 23 Oct @Basiklee @J_tsar liam shut ur broke asss up hahahha. My nigga Jizz knows what time it is #rackseason
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Jahar @J_tsar 23 Oct @Basiklee of course it's not lee, but if you live life with money the same way happy people do without money then wtf is the problem?
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Jahar @J_tsar 23 Oct if you have money and you're not happy, than you must be living a pretty pathetic life
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Jahar @J_tsar my car battery died #chargeit


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23 Oct

TnL 4/20 Monty @MonTanA_BaBy 23 Oct @Basiklee @kid_wavyy lmao stephens L's sound like Pop rocks
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Jahar @J_tsar i won't run i'll just gun you all out #thugliving
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22 Oct

TnL 4/20 Monty @MonTanA_BaBy Keep it trill no matta wea u are


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21 Oct

Jahar @J_tsar pack so loud i can't hear it


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22 Oct

Herb Brooks @yaboyfitz 22 Oct i hate when the class that you think is going to be super easy wants you to do all this work. like I DIDNT SIGN UP FOR THIS SHIT
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Jahar @J_tsar Foreign to racism, never been a part of it


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22 Oct

Bett Zamparelli @BettZamparelli And they get mad cuz I really don't respond to texts
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Jahar @J_tsar Life's a lot easier when you don't complain


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4/20/13 12:23 AM

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Jahar @J_tsar karma will hit you after I do


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22 Oct

Jahar @J_tsar cheeky bastards


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21 Oct

Jahar @J_tsar 21 Oct the opportunity was there, in my experience it's best to take that opportunity if it's there
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Jahar @J_tsar 20 Oct "tooken 2, this time the russians came after him and he still fucked them all up, thats liam neeson for you"
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Jahar @J_tsar @Jamie_J19 lmaoo you wish


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19 Oct

Jahar @J_tsar wish for your brother what you wish for yourself
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17 Oct

Jahar @J_tsar sour face


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16 Oct

Jahar @J_tsar 16 Oct waking up before my alarm is my greatest accomplishment of the day
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Jahar @J_tsar 15 Oct Why is it that people need to be convinced to part take in activities that they already wanna do #getittogetheryoufuckers
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Very Funny Posts @VeryFunnyPosts 7 Oct In a recent survey 9 out of 10 bros actually chose Ho's over each other.
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Jahar @J_tsar My English teacher is an angel, I'm in love


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12 Oct

Meek Mill @MeekMilI 10 Oct Niggas be wanting a girl who plays video games, watch sports, have tattoos & wears Jordans. Sounds like you want a boyfriend nigga.
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Jahar @J_tsar 9 Oct went to my mwf class, apparently it's a tuesday today #whoknew
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Jahar @J_tsar wavy #5dayweekend


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4 Oct

Jahar @J_tsar i got 99 problems and they're all due monday


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30 Sep

Jahar @J_tsar but what's it all worth, can't take it when you under this Earth
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30 Sep

Shermest Hemingway @RaymondTheChamp 26 Sep Romney said that Cambridge schools are in the bottom 10% of Massachusetts not sure on what basis, but it certainly wasnt waviness #ayye #riv
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Jahar @J_tsar 26 Sep I'd rather people not hold the door for me when I'm 30 feet away cuz then I feel bad when I take my sweet time getting to it #thankstho
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Jahar @J_tsar 25 Sep i can't sleep, although its crazy how fast time passes by when you're struggling to fall asleep
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Eli Ward @EasyBuckets5 One big school..fulla dumb bitches


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Jahar @J_tsar smores and bonfires #ilovehippies


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23 Sep

Jahar @J_tsar #teamimtryingtogetsomesleepbuticantfallasleep


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Jahar @J_tsar 19 Sep @sotirop_evi you eat pizza in bed? i see, greek girls like their bed all greasy
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Jahar @J_tsar @sotirop_evi share with me


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Just The-Facts @DrJohnnyBlaze damn real shit people worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.p U m c X J 5 1 r N V R 9 F G 0 s w = v ? p h


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BA$ED Pharaoh @MikeRaww01 #TweeLikeAGirl I love my hair pic.twitter.com/elpfi8Ai


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Jahar @J_tsar 19 Sep through tranquil speech, we give 'em something to remember
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Jahar @J_tsar thank god for women and sandwiches


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18 Sep

TnL 4/20 - Ace @TheZooKid Niggas sleep on Sons of Anarchy, shits heat bruhh
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Jahar @J_tsar 18 Sep 3 months without ya I was doing ok but now you're back and now i'm feeling some way #procrastinationhopoffmydick #oldhabits
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Jahar @J_tsar 17 Sep Find your place and your purpose and make a plan for the future. Occasionally be spontaneous #livelife
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Jahar @J_tsar i thought drugs shermed these kids out, turns out they're just naturally cooked
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16 Sep

TnL 4/20 Monty @MonTanA_BaBy 8 Sep I'm boutta get on my Montana Spielberg shit.. make some real nigga movies
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Just The-Facts @DrJohnnyBlaze niggas be high for like only half hour now
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Jahar @J_tsar New phone, same number. Hit me with a text


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4/20/13 12:23 AM

Jahar @J_tsar 5 Sep @DrJohnnyBlaze 8572475112 hit me cuh my phones dead till like tomorrow night tho
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Alan Garner @AlanHungover 5 Sep How to scare burglars off. First, put pictures on the wall of you with a tiger. Second, put a cat litter box in your hall and shit in it.
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Herb Brooks @yaboyfitz 5 Sep In Game of Thrones how the fuck does the raven no where to fly
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Jahar @J_tsar @BigZoKY those birds stay chirping my guy


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5 Sep

Jahar @J_tsar @BettZamparelli preeaaaaachhh


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5 Sep

Jahar @J_tsar college is what's pop #dirty


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Fat Boy TnL 4/20 @JukeMeng Tryna eat like my aki when he break fast
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2 Sep

Jahar @J_tsar Buzz kill, quit nagging I'm on my hakuna mattata wave
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1 Sep

Jahar @J_tsar 1 Sep Idk why it's hard for many of you to accept that 9/11 was an inside job, I mean I guess fuck the facts y'all are some real #patriots #gethip
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Jahar @J_tsar 31 Aug The egg doesn't teach the chicken? The hell it doesn't I'm throwing knowledge at these old fools #andyou'reabird
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Jahar @J_tsar I'm on my Charlie sheen #winning game.


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Jahar @J_tsar 28 Aug shout out to my youngin sir henry for shitting in the pool #easyshift
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4/20/13 12:23 AM

Jahar @J_tsar daaam cuuuh walter forced it this episode #breakingbad


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26 Aug

Eli Ward @EasyBuckets5 Yeah ill study a broad, or two, three.


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David Borden @BigBlackDave 23 Aug The only entertainment at the RMV is waiting for the kids taking the permit test to finish. Their faces tell it all.
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Jahar @J_tsar can i live?


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22 Aug

Jahar @J_tsar I am the best beer pong player in Cambridge. I am the #truth
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22 Aug

Bett Zamparelli @BettZamparelli 21 Aug In other news, breaking bad is the rawest show to ever hit television.
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Jahar @J_tsar Up close and personal with deebo that shit was supersized pic.twitter.com/RDrwRLhz
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Jahar @J_tsar 18 Aug if i actually liked chris brown's songs, don't wake me up would really be my life anthem #sleepingismyhobby
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Helen Zass @Helen_Zass 17 Aug The real sky is much more beautiful than your instagram filter could ever make it look.
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Jahar @J_tsar The value of human life ain't shit nowadays that's #tragic
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16 Aug

Jahar @J_tsar 16 Aug 15 billion was spent on the olympics, imagine if that money was used to feed those in need all over the world. I'm saying #endworldhunger rt
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4/20/13 12:23 AM

Jahar @J_tsar i kind of hate people when i'm at work or on the road #canyoublameaguy
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16 Aug

TnL 4/20-TokyoZoo @REALtokyoKID O that's your dream girl ? Nigga that's my old bitch...
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15 Aug

Jahar @J_tsar Ending the sentence with "bitch" like a baawss


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14 Aug

Jahar @J_tsar 14 Aug if you're not relevant, keep your opinion to yourself #kindrequest
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Jahar @J_tsar 12 Aug "the last thing she said to me was you should meet my parents, after that i never saw her again, I liked her tho, but i wasn't for all that"
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Jahar @J_tsar Working hard #cleaallyy pic.twitter.com/4cF8EnjO


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12 Aug

maiaaaa @go_maia Liams freestyles >>>


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11 Aug

R.I.P Bruso @biggblakk92 10 Aug instead of worryin about who she fuckin.... why dnt yu go n get yu sum money!!!!
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Jahar @J_tsar 10 Aug my bro left these christian missionaries second guessing their own religion
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Jahar @J_tsar @therealAbdul_ true that and yea come fall im umd bound
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10 Aug

Jahar @J_tsar 10 Aug @therealAbdul_ boston marathon isn't a good place to smoke tho
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Jahar @J_tsar 10 Aug @therealAbdul_ ok we get it, africans are fast, so fast that they make fast people seem not fast
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4/20/13 12:23 AM

Jahar @J_tsar we're all birds on twitter #thatsironic #cambridgeinsider


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10 Aug

Jahar @J_tsar eto pizdec tema


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8 Aug

Jahar @J_tsar 8 Aug i wish i could apologize to the kids i bullied at a young age #iwasonsomefuckery i'm talking like first/second grade though. I've changed!
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Jahar @J_tsar i wake up, put on my favorite wig and go about my day
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8 Aug

Jahar @J_tsar 7 Aug so you lost your girlfriend, don't lose your dignity #keepitpushing
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Alan Garner @AlanHungover 7 Aug What did Barack Obama say to Michelle when he proposed? "I don't wanna be obama self."
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Jahar @J_tsar heavy sleeper and a great liar #traitsimnotproudof


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7 Aug

Jahar @J_tsar 7 Aug Missed my first day of work today #trap I am a terrible employee
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Jahar @J_tsar 6 Aug too many times has supercuts tried to make me their test subject #stayscheming #fuckthat
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Jahar @J_tsar 5 dollar scratch ticket, 50 dollar come up #luckyday


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6 Aug

Jahar @J_tsar 5 Aug larry aaronson and i have been neighbors for like 7 years now and i only run into him once #whoknew
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Jahar @J_tsar @therealAbdul_ apparently, you're a huge pussy #youdidthistoyourself


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4/20/13 12:23 AM

Jahar @J_tsar 5 Aug grandpa from Hey Arnold is by far the best cartoon character ever
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Jahar @J_tsar @SteezKid bro, you are cooked...


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4 Aug

Just The-Facts @DrJohnnyBlaze 3 Aug the olympics were fresh when i was a little ass kid theyre boring as shit now
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Jahar @J_tsar i don't usually sleep but when i do it's from five to two
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3 Aug

Jahar @J_tsar 2 Aug chechen dudes holding down russia with all of their gold medals
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Ryan O'Connor @rycon52 Oh your boyfriend doesn't go to this college? So you're single
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2 Aug

Jahar @J_tsar 2 Aug dam it, america needs to stop forcing it with street cleaning, just leave the streets dirty like the rest of the world #noparkingspacesleft
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Jahar @J_tsar 1 Aug spray bottle full of rubbing alcohol #waronterror mosquitoes won't know what hit em #suckers
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Jahar @J_tsar fux with the iphone fizzle, finally on the 4s wave #wemadeit
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1 Aug

Jahar @J_tsar 31 Jul just looked at some baby pics, i used to be a ginger, then my mom shaved my head and out came the brunette #thanksmom
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Jahar @J_tsar daaam girl, giggity giggity, giggity goo


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31 Jul

Jahar @J_tsar @BettZamparelli who ever that is, put me on


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31 Jul

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4/20/13 12:23 AM

Condescending Wonka @WonkaTweets 31 Jul I found a butterfly on the ground that had no wings. So, I poured some RedBull on it and BAM... It drowned.
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Jahar @J_tsar my new roommate seems like a total herb just like the last one #anotherbird
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30 Jul

Jahar @J_tsar im thinking like 6 months, and this beard is gonna be popping
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30 Jul

Jahar @J_tsar volunteers at orphanage. accidentally makes a yo mama joke


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30 Jul

Jahar @J_tsar 29 Jul hi my name is jahar, and i've been sober for 10 days now ahaha
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Jahar @J_tsar @biggblakk92 aha true true


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29 Jul

Jahar @J_tsar just threw away 8 lighters out of my car #shitcray


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29 Jul

Jahar @J_tsar i said lighten up the mood baby, with some food
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29 Jul

Jahar @J_tsar @BigBlackDave aha its not on paper but it's official
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28 Jul

Jahar @J_tsar 28 Jul this man steven changed his name to Muhammad doing big things this #ramadan
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Jahar @J_tsar 23 Jul ahahaha whats new tho?? @Kid_Wavyy "Really chilling with ugly hoes off the strength of my manz smh charge my life"
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Jahar @J_tsar do yourself a favor, go watch the batman #tooreal


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23 Jul

Timur Mugynov @T_Mugynov 20 May shir, faggot/pop singer right behind me is giving an interview about
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4/20/13 12:23 AM

how gay he is. they reached Kazakhstan. its time for some actions bros!
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Jahar @J_tsar 21 Jul @Kid_Wavyy i gotchu with something, def not bricks you're not ready
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Jahar @J_tsar 21 Jul @KBaieva oh hahaha misleading tweet my g, with the whole chechen thing dudes can assume anything.. lol
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Alan Garner @AlanHungover 21 Jul Black people wearing their pants low. White people called it "saggin". What's "saggin" spelt backwards? Sneaky white ppl...
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Jahar @J_tsar @Kid_Wavyy i mean, what are yu saying


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20 Jul

Jahar @J_tsar @Kid_Wavyy moving bricks ahk


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20 Jul

Jahar @J_tsar 20 Jul i've been on this train since 6am i'm growing restless #3morehours
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Jahar @J_tsar 20 Jul women take rejection to the heart and soul but dudes just brush their shoulders off and keep trying #withtheexeptionofthosewhodont
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Jahar @J_tsar 20 Jul @JJR_Undeniable yea brah i got your number i'll hit you up for sure
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Jahar @J_tsar new york looks ill from afar but zoom in and it gets real dirty
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Jahar @J_tsar 20 Jul complain about how hungry you are, you'll find yourself even more famished #staystrong #onlyday1
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Jahar @J_tsar 20 Jul @JJR_Undeniable yeaa my return is crucial to that school #goingham this coming semester with the grades that is.. and other stuff yeamean
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Jahar @J_tsar 20 Jul @therealAbdul_ she's hindu i figure i reel her in with some bollywood then hit her with bollywood porn, she'll never see it coming #feelme?
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Jahar @J_tsar @JJR_Undeniable young brokeback reynolds whats paapiinn


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Jahar @J_tsar @KBaieva omg congrats?!?


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Jahar @J_tsar 20 Jul this lady on the train is creeping hard right into my computer screen, just made eye contact #awkward
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Jahar @J_tsar 18 hours on the train 0.o


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Jahar @J_tsar 20 Jul on the train to washington with a 5 year old who wont go to sleep #thisistorture
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Herb Brooks @yaboyfitz He's a bonafide scrub


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Alan Garner @AlanHungover 19 Jul When people ask me why I don't have any tattoos I say to them, "Would you put a bumper sticker on a Ferrari?
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Jahar @J_tsar lifeguarding is so boring but so chill, at least i have the internet
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Not Will Ferrell @itsWillyFerrell "I wasn't that drunk." "Bro, you made your girlfriend a sandwich..."
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TED @ComedyTed A lion wouldn't cheat on his wife, but a tiger wood.
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Not Will Ferrell @itsWillyFerrell Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's, Hey I just met you.
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Jahar @J_tsar 17 Jul 3rd zombie apocalypse dream in a span of like 2 weeks, i'm no golden boy but maybe, just maybe we should be expecting something soon, tbc..
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Jahar @J_tsar 8 hours of sleep never felt like it was enough


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Jahar @J_tsar breaking bread with my brothas


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Jahar @J_tsar 16 Jul @AnnieAreYouOkay -.- fuck your iphone... ahaha but yo i only see like 3 boxes what are those??
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Jahar @J_tsar 16 Jul @AnnieAreYouOkay because we each have a place that makes us who we are, why live by what was instead of what is annie.
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Islam @RTIslam 16 Jul #Ramadan picks us up from our slackness, re-charge our faith, and give us a push towards our Creator.
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Jahar @J_tsar @therealAbdul_ for the blind and the lazy


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Stewie Griffin @itStewieGriffin 13 Jul In a Grammar class : Teacher:- "HE does not like girls" What is 'He' in this sentence. . ?? . . . . . Student :- Gay. . . . !!
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Stewie Griffin @itStewieGriffin You take "the" out of psychotherapist


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Jahar @J_tsar bed time is the best time


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Jahar @J_tsar whats all the fucking fussin for because im grubbing more?
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Jahar @J_tsar breaking bad tonight #bestshow


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Funny Tweets @FunnyOrTruth You're probably naked under all those clothes. You slut.
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Jahar @J_tsar too waved to even fall asleep #thespins


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Jahar @J_tsar so much hate i need a ak


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Kat @KizzMcDutchie 14 Jul Just saw a fat topless homeless woman bang out another fat white homeless woman in central sq lmfaooo
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Condescending Wonka @WonkaTweets Call me. Fuck this "maybe" shit.


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Jahar @J_tsar byyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaahh


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Alan Garner @AlanHungover 14 Jul Oh look, it's raining outside. I think I'll go on Facebook and update all my friends that don't have a window of their own.
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Jahar @J_tsar 13 Jul dam when i said all mosquitoes can suck dick i didnt actually mean mine ahaha seriously tho fuck the squiters
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Funny Tweets @FunnyOrTruth 12 Jul Some people are meant to fall in love with each other, but not meant to be together.
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Jahar @J_tsar 12 Jul "you dont understand, i make love to my hand i dont need you honey i beat my dick like it owes me money" ahahaha #davechappelle
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Jahar @J_tsar 12 Jul my moms tryina arrange a marriage for me aha she needs to #chillout i'll find my own honey
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Jahar @J_tsar im in dumpling heaven right now


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Funny Tweets @FunnyOrTruth We all know a douchebag named Steve.


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Jahar @J_tsar my hair cant be tamed, it will remain a mess #fuxwithittho


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Alan Garner @AlanHungover Sarcasm is the bodys natural defense to idiots.


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Jahar @J_tsar 12 Jul i hate when people say "shit just got real" with a dramatic tone and besides has your life been fake up until that point #fuckthatexpression
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Jahar @J_tsar 11 Jul dam these responsibilities, im just tryina chill and twist the loud
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Jahar @J_tsar sometimes you gotta fight for the things you love most pic.twitter.com/Ka4X1ppn
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Jahar @J_tsar scruffy


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Kat @KizzMcDutchie Buy me S&S wings so I know it's real.

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Jahar @J_tsar i miss college, i used to get the best massages


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HOT FUNNY WOMEN @HotFunnyWomen Real men only hit women one way. From the back.
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Funny Tweets @FunnyOrTruth 8 Jul who invented hugs? i mean..the first hug would have been soo awkward. its like"what are u doin, y are u holding me???" "shhh just trust me"
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Official Cancer Page @Cancer69_ #Cancer has the best sex with #Scorpio
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Jahar @J_tsar @Kid_Wavyy ahaha yea it could be...


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Jahar @J_tsar my left eye has been twitching for like a minute straight wtf
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Jahar @J_tsar im not a hustler, im a business man


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Jahar @J_tsar i want some junk food right now #sweettooth


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Jahar @J_tsar tired from a day of chilling, life needs to always be this easy
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Jahar @J_tsar trippy happy


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Condescending Wonka @WonkaTweets It's going to be drizzy outside tomorrow... expect a lil wayne.
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Jahar @J_tsar 3 Jul my stamina/cardio has never been this bad #outtashapelikeamofucka
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Jahar @J_tsar peanut butter jelly time #wheayeat


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Jahar @J_tsar apparently, game of thrones is that shit!


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Alan Garner @AlanHungover 1 Jul Saw a Chinese baby and a black kid wave at each other today. Gives me hope for the future. Or another Rush Hour movie.
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Ted. @HilariousTed 1 Jul When people say smoking isn't cute <<<<<<<< ain't nobody tryna be cute bitch, im tryna get high. fuck out my face.
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Jahar @J_tsar 1 Jul its so cool in my room i gotta pull the blanket out #sleeplikeababy
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Jahar @J_tsar total recall sick movie #gethip


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Jahar @J_tsar im on that late night netflix life


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TnL 4/20 Monty @MonTanA_BaBy 28 Jun Balotelli was in my doghouse until today.. came through for my italians
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T @sourmanT Smh just depressing h mediamatters.org/iphone/blog/201 / : p t 7 6 0 2


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Jahar @J_tsar @JukeMeng yoo whats your jack


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Jahar @J_tsar in like 5 minutes i can make a rubiks cube my bitch


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Jahar @J_tsar @BigBlackDave ahaha ec goes ham when portugal wins


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Jahar @J_tsar no parade in east cambridge after that


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Jahar @J_tsar spain might take the dub


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Jahar @J_tsar 26 Jun @therealAbdul_ heard that! aha but yea thats wats up man, cars a beaut
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Jahar @J_tsar @BettZamparelli 3rd times the charm betty?


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Jahar @J_tsar 26 Jun im tryina take a piss but the women in this house love to take their sweet time in the shower #goingoutside
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Jahar @J_tsar 26 Jun @BbeSTACKIN doing alright my g, working and chilling, how you doing? i miss you too, are you in the bridge?
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Jahar @J_tsar changed majors, boutta try to become a nurse


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Condescending Wonka @WonkaTweets 26 Jun Oh, fuck the police? You're such a ruthless gangster, nobody can control you.
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Jahar @J_tsar dam my mom is forcing it, sniffing my hair when i come home #hotboy
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Jahar @J_tsar no one likes a freeloader


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Jahar @J_tsar Dr. Ironfist


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Jahar @J_tsar this internet connection is stressing me the fuck out


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@weednbullshit 25 Jun Idk bout mike but if we cuddling den we damn sure betta be fuckin . Fts?? Retweeted by Jahar Expand

Jahar @J_tsar call the fire man


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Jahar @J_tsar 23 Jun @therealAbdul_ great to hear man, that truck yu got is sooo ill dude #jealous
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Jahar @J_tsar 23 Jun if theres one thing i love, it's a beautiful girl with beautiful curls
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Jahar @J_tsar i just might change your life #ifyourforthat


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WOW Facts Of Life @WOWFactsOfLife The average human eats 8 spiders at night in their lifetime.
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Jahar @J_tsar chris bosh jokes are the funniest


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Alan Garner @AlanHungover Apple has a new device out for Chinese people. The iOpener.
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Jahar @J_tsar 22 Jun saw a guy in a hoodie and a wool cap dudes are cooked #literally
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Jahar @J_tsar 22 Jun @therealAbdul_ having a great time man, its too hot out here tho, you wouldn't understand since it's like really cold in africa.. how u doin
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Jahar @J_tsar pool pahty #istayinthewater #waavy


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Jahar @J_tsar #sunfried over here in pain and shit


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Jahar @J_tsar 20 Jun @therealAbdul_ @sotirop_evi aha t'was the flash, i have sensitive eyes asshole
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Jahar @J_tsar yoo who's #fahdat


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Jahar @J_tsar 19 Jun little kids bring nothing but joy into the house and a lot of noise too
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Jahar @J_tsar 19 Jun "dam i think yu just made a fact just now, thats some real shit" scary movie 3 is too funny
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Jahar @J_tsar 19 Jun "mice are inside and rats are outside, but what if a mouse goes outside does it become a rat and if a rat is in the house is it a mouse"
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Jahar @J_tsar these 6-12 shifts are killing me


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Jahar @J_tsar some people change like night and day when in a relationship
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Jahar @J_tsar @HeardBelleSay so good thanks and i will!


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Jahar @J_tsar pop up adds are the worst, on par with mosquitoes
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Jahar @J_tsar 17 Jun people who say guess what and then actually expect you to guess, i hate those people
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Foxx @PoeticJustice07 Matter of fact, if it ain't a fact it don't matter


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Jahar @J_tsar nice weather we're having..


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Alan Garner @AlanHungover 16 Jun Two blondes were driving to Disneyland. The sign said: Disneyland Left. So they started crying & headed home.
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Jahar @J_tsar long night


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Jahar @J_tsar 15 Jun @HeardBelleSay aha yea same here, whats good thooo i miss you, congrats on graduating, how's life?
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Jahar @J_tsar @OVOadem i mean, was it you??


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Jahar @J_tsar she's not heartless, shes just tryina use her heart less
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Jahar @J_tsar dinner time is all the time #latenightmunching


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Jahar @J_tsar 15 Jun oh man, my window is far too close to my neighbors, i can hear this bitch moaning lmao #whatdoidotomakeitstop?
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Jahar @J_tsar breaking bad, that show is fucking ridiculous


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Jahar @J_tsar @Basiklee @Kid_Wavyy i got a tent and errrythang boys


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Jahar @J_tsar camping soon


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Jahar @J_tsar 14 Jun @OVOadem thats cuz there are mad other people calling besides your 25, sherm
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Alan Garner @AlanHungover 14 Jun My girlfriend just texted me saying, "I want you to get me all wet when I get home ;)" So I got 15 water balloons ready.
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Jahar @J_tsar 14 Jun german's have some creative names, fucks with schweinsteiger tho
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Jahar @J_tsar 14 Jun @Basiklee unfortunately not, my passports not gonna come in time
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Jahar @J_tsar no travels this summer #imsad


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Jahar @J_tsar man i think i love her, tryina have her meet my mother #siiiike
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Jahar @J_tsar im tryina #yeamean tonight


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Jahar @J_tsar sons of anarchy that's that good good


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Jahar @J_tsar @MonTanA_BaBy wise words young


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Jahar @J_tsar 70 days, its gonna be tough


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Jahar @J_tsar love for your brother what you love for yourself
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Jahar @J_tsar sport is my addiction


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Jahar @J_tsar dam i left all the windows in the crib open #therearepuddles
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Jahar @J_tsar #imonelazydude


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Jahar @J_tsar nice, i needed a car wash


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Jahar @J_tsar foooooooooooooooooood #gyro #clutch


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Baba Ali @ummahfilms 6 Jun Life asked Death "Why is it that everyone hates you?", to which Death responded "That's because you're a beautiful lie & I'm the ugly truth"
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Alan Garner @AlanHungover 5 Jun I hate when I'm about to hug someone really sexy, and my face hits the mirror.
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Jahar @J_tsar rollin rollin rollin we aint slept in weeks


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Jahar @J_tsar temper has risen from all this fuckery


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StunningHijab.com @StunningHijab 5 Jun "For me to know that I am FREE from HYPOCRISY is more dear to me than the weight of the ENTIRE world in GOLD." - Hasan Al Basree
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Jahar @J_tsar my stomach is making some seriously awkward sounds


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Real Dawah @realdawah 4 Jun A righteous woman with a man is like a great gold-leafed crown on the head of a king...
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Jahar @J_tsar 4 Jun yyyyyy mmmm ccccc aaaaaa we're going boooxiingg at thee yyyyyy mmmmmmmm ccccc aaaaaa aaa
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Jahar @J_tsar 3 Jun ahaha the shit that comes up when i type in my name in google.. i have stalkers??? shits crazy
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Jahar @J_tsar miss u.s.a is so sexy


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Jahar @J_tsar 3 Jun @maryajuanasmoke you have no idea what happens when portugal plays a soccer game and wins, mothufuckas go nuts #you'llsee
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Jahar @J_tsar toast waffles. no syrup #traplife


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WOW Facts Of Life @WOWFactsOfLife 27 May Mexico's east coast is sinking into the sea at the rate of one to two inches per year.
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Jahar @J_tsar @Kid_Wavyy you ever get really lazy?


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Jahar @J_tsar @Kid_Wavyy im may have to rise for the occasion


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Jahar @J_tsar @Kid_Wavyy young nugget


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Jahar @J_tsar 2 Jun i haven't met a kid who doesn't love spiderman, every little yg either pretends or considers himself spidey, i used to do the same shit
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Jahar @J_tsar 2 Jun i hate when i press the favorite button by accident on some retarded tweets
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Jahar @J_tsar v neck swag


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Jahar @J_tsar 2 Jun i can see my face in my dad's pictures as a youngin, he even had a ridiculous amount of hair like me
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Jahar @J_tsar i still have mad love for cats tho


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Jahar @J_tsar 2 Jun i neva had allergies on cats before i met my cousins cat, it was ugly and sick and i made fun of it, straight asshole jokes. Now im allergic
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Jahar @J_tsar @Kid_Wavyy youra clown, just call me


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Jahar @J_tsar @Kid_Wavyy s'guuuuuuuh slime


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Jahar @J_tsar bear grylls is the fucking man


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Alan Garner @AlanHungover 1 Jun People who make me do a slight jog because they hold the door open for me when I'm 15 feet away are the first to die when I become God.
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Jahar @J_tsar 1 Jun "I don't care how poor someone thinks he is if he has a loving family, he is rich beyond measure."
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Jahar @J_tsar smile, it's supposed to be good for you


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Jahar @J_tsar im hardly working hard


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Jahar @J_tsar 30 May But still somehow she got my mind infatuated, absolutely fascinated with the thoughts of what she might be like
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Jahar @J_tsar typical cambridge convo guy1:yo wats good guy2:roll up cudi guy2:you already guy1:i'll scoop yu guy2:hit me on twitter, phones dead
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Jahar @J_tsar 30 May how can people be pessimistic and dwell on things that haven't even happened yet
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Jahar @J_tsar through no fault of mine that is..


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Jahar @J_tsar it's no coincidence that i almost crashed into an asian dude...
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Bad Luck Brian @UnluckyBrian Meets a sea bear. Draws an oval.


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College Life @8_Semesters 29 May Everytime i see the word "explain" on a test, a part of me dies.
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Alan Garner @AlanHungover Forrest Gump's password: 1forrest1


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Jahar @J_tsar fuck me i just locked myself out of my car


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Jahar @J_tsar 29 May i didn't become a lifeguard to just chill and get paid, i do it for the people, saving lives brings me joy #lifeguardoftheyear
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Jahar @J_tsar my hair is soo wavy


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Jahar @J_tsar i hate messy people clean your shit up


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Jahar @J_tsar alhamdulillah for my family


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Jahar @J_tsar waffles and smoothiees #latenightearlymorningbrunching


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Jahar @J_tsar this type of life is making me lazy


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Jahar @J_tsar yeaa i'll never shave again


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Jahar @J_tsar i feel like a million bucks but my money doesn't feel like i do
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Jahar @J_tsar this is perfect weather, hot and fun without the sun
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Jahar @J_tsar what a great weekend, freeee criibb


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Jahar @J_tsar my niece is the cutest in the world


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Jahar @J_tsar 24 May @Klumesickle oh heidy still much in this world you haven't seen, my roommate didn't wear any shoes at all, shits stunk up the room #hippies
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Jahar @J_tsar 24 May i got my wheels, i got my clean shirt, i got everything to get me where she'll be
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Jahar @J_tsar this google piano thing distracting me from studying


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Jahar @J_tsar 23 May im not a morning person because i never sleep at night but i love getting an early start, you get more done and the day seems long as fuck
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Jahar @J_tsar 22 May this dude really goes around introducing himself as natalie #shame man #fuckswrongwithyou
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Condescending Wonka @WonkaTweets "I wanna fuck you so bad right now." "What...?" "Oh, damn autocorrect, I meant Hey."
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Jahar @J_tsar the final, final test in a few hours #shieeeeeet


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Jahar @J_tsar 21 May knowledge, strength, faith, money, love and success i'm hungry for it all
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all these trash talkers are mad annoying just watch the game and enjoy it
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Eli Ward @EasyBuckets5 Okc ya later LA


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David Borden @BigBlackDave @J_tsar the jacket is fresh too.


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Jahar @J_tsar straight killen em


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Jahar @J_tsar 21 May @BigBlackDave aha thanks man i wish i had it in my size today
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Alan Garner @AlanHungover 21 May I'm having a problem in Call Of Duty,I go to the menu and... ok by now the girls have stopped reading this, anyone know any good porn sites?
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Jahar @J_tsar dudes had some big ears as a child still swaggy tho
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Jahar @J_tsar cho za huynaa blyaa


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Jahar @J_tsar galasuite za menya im a motherfuckn real


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Jahar @J_tsar that awkward moment when yoloers end up living twice
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Funny Tweets @FunnyOrTruth #BestWayToAskForHead - pic.twitter.com/xeZMFghW


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Jahar @J_tsar let the good vibes get a lot stronger #laidback and chillin
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Alan Garner @AlanHungover


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Have you ever wanted to meet yourself and see yourself from someone else's point of view?
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Jahar @J_tsar back at school #bittersweet


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Kat @KizzMcDutchie And watching everyone run from the po was hilariousss
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Jahar @J_tsar pizzzzzzzzaaaaaa baaaabbyyy


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Jahar @J_tsar homecoming, same old yet its different #fuckwithit


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Jahar @J_tsar 19 May i dont care what it takes i'd rather chill and not bother #uselessshit
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Jahar @J_tsar 19 May @therealAbdul_ had you not put "real" in your twitter name i would have never known it was you, unless you're not the real deal.. s'good tho
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Funny Tweets @FunnyOrTruth 19 May Women's logic: When you like a guy, do nothing about it and expect him to magically know and make the first move.
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Jahar @J_tsar 19 May she's hot she's banging every body wants her name and i gota get that girl in my liiiiifee
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Jahar @J_tsar flowski


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Jahar @J_tsar @basiklee tomorrow my dude ima hit you up


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18 May

Jahar @J_tsar finally in the bridge #summer


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Jahar @J_tsar po bratski


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18 May

Jahar @J_tsar im hungry all the dam time!! im kinda tired of eating
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16 May

Jahar @J_tsar budu pagibat' malodim


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16 May

Jahar @J_tsar a mi dut' lubim vot mi i duem


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Jahar @J_tsar ak nogano guf


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Jahar @J_tsar @KBaieva ahaha word stay humble


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Jahar @J_tsar everyone becomes a story, strive not to be fake in yours


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Jahar @J_tsar the country's changed except the south


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16 May

Jahar @J_tsar need enough will power to study for this dam test
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Jahar @J_tsar g shit got notes for all the classes i never went to
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16 May

Jahar @J_tsar giggity


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16 May

Jahar @J_tsar Thinkin' of you's workin' up my appetite looking forward to a little afternoon delight.
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16 May

Jahar @J_tsar @KBaieva talented much?


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15 May

Jahar @J_tsar my beard is so clutch letting it grow


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Jahar @J_tsar finally finished the last essay of the semester #naptime
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Jahar @J_tsar 13 May life here in the U.S is ill without a doubt but life elsewhere is surreal
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Jahar @J_tsar 13 May some of these dudes are pathetic talking about all these hoes yet they never get it
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GRUMPY CAT @GrumpyyCat BLACK PEOPLE.....Y U NO SURVIVE IN SCARY MOVIE?


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Islam @IslamSpeaks 12 May I don't know of anything in this Dunya that could uplift & increase the good manners & behavior of a person the way Islam does.
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Jahar @J_tsar fuck fuck fuck the police but #happymothersday


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13 May

Jahar @J_tsar chernie glaza samie prikrasnie


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11 May

Jahar @J_tsar dudes getting emotional over fifa c'mon son #itsonlyagame
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10 May

Jahar @J_tsar i want something new, to eat that is.


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10 May

Jahar @J_tsar dawg we made eye contact, she def wants the caack
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@weednbullshit 9 May Some nigga jus tweeted my boyfriend is aggy lmaoo .. I clicked unfollow faster den spanish chicks get STDs. #andthatsfast Retweeted by Jahar Expand

StunningHijab.com @StunningHijab 9 May "Pride is when you reject the truth and despise people" NOT when you wear good clothes. #pride #hadith
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Jahar @J_tsar 2 weeks and no more bullshit


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Just The-Facts @DrJohnnyBlaze every white kid in college loves eminem


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Islam @IslamSpeaks 9 May Show unlimited kindness to your parents. This can be in a form of many things, from kind words to warm hugs! #parents #islam
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Jahar @J_tsar 8 May the juice needs to be well worth the squeeze otherwise i rather not waste my time
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