Kinds of Teachers 1. Ideal Teacher This teacher is brilliant and articulate. He is fair in giving grades.

Students like him because he is understanding. He is also sensitive to their needs and feelings. He possesses a sense of humor, which makes his students interested in his subject. He, too, gets along well with students. 2. Holy Teacher This teacher begins and ends with a prayer. He observes all the feasts of the saints. He cites biblical phrases and lines in his class discussions. He is absolutely loved by his students because he announces quizzes, long tests, and other major examinations. 3. Terror Teacher This teacher is the exact opposite of the God-sent teacher. Students hate and sometimes curse him. He gives surprise tests that were not yet discussed or were not found in the course outline or textbook. He gets the most number of negative comments in the evaluation. 4. Moody Teacher This teacher is the most unpredictable of all. He has different personalities every day. His mood swings very fast. Sometimes he is attentive during discussions, and sometimes just sits down while the students take over the lecture. 5. Cool Teacher This teacher comes to class 15 minutes late and dismisses the class 15 minutes early. He is usually the first one to know if there are no classes. He also gets absent for unknown reasons. As a result, only few of the topics are discussed. 6. Paperwork Teacher This teacher requires all the assignments, projects and reports to be written and passed on a dead line. He always requires oral reports with visual aids. His major rule is: no report, no grade. 7. Profit Teacher This teacher is one of the enemies of the students because he overcharges photocopies handouts, seat works, test papers and the likes. He also requires students to celebrate their birthday in the classroom by giving them a treat or by bringing food to share. 8. Guessing Teacher This teacher pretends to be fair in giving grades, but he actually never checks papers nor records individual outputs of students. He gives instant grades every grading period. 9. Techy Teacher This teacher brings his expensive cell phone in the classroom. He does not teach because he is busy texting his friends, surfing the internet, tweeting on Twitter or posting on Facebook. Lazy students like him because theyre not doing anything in the classroom. Others dislike him because their time is wasted just for nothing. 10. Lullaby Teacher

This teacher is boring because of his bedroom voice. Students already feel sleepy even before this teacher gets inside the classroom. The moment he opens his mouth, students begin to yawn to daydream. 11. Bookish Teacher This teacher considers his book as his most precious possession. Without it, he would not be able to teach. He reads his book while his students listen to him incomprehensively.