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VOLUME 5 12 MAY 25 , 1 927 .
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Published every other Weanesday
by
Harbor Spri ngs Hi ,::: h SehGal Journalism Class
Pri ces
The Year - - - - 50
The - - - - - 5
Harbor Spr ings , Mi chi gaJm
Ed iting St af:f
Advisor------------------------Mr. Brown
Edi tor----------------Robert Swi ft

Busi ness er------ -- Wri ght
News Maeser
Athletic Dept . --------------FCl r:l Maul t op1
Lit e rary Dept .-----Leo Cassidy
AEt Dept.----------------Duane Armstrong
Social Dep t . ....:--Ar lene C mn..':l i ng s
Typ i ng Lepartmant
Josephine Booth
The .@Jinal Number
ALtn'D.JI SHO"J GBTS GOOD RESULTS
Over fifty dollars clea.:re d by Alumni, wh en
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Jim the Con-
queror'', featuring William 3oyd, put on at the Lyric Theater last
Yuesday e:Mening, Hay 1?. During tbe evening tickets could be purchase d
for a caKe that was to be raffled offo Candy was sold .
ALUJ..1NI BAHQUET
The Alumni Banquet comes the day after Graduation, June 10. It is
to be given at the Wequetonsing Hotel. All the Seniors graduating thiF
year are to be the guests of the Alumni.
Mis s Lietha Crowl has char ge of the decorating committee. About 30
girls will be needed to v-J ai t tabl e . Tl1is numbe r \-Jill be taken from the:
Sophomore and Junior classes.
The program and a ll the l; lans are no t yet comp l ete d. Miss Karol yn
Powe rs will be Toastmist r ess.
EXAMS HOT FP-R AWAY
Exams are not far Hway, especially for the who take theirs
next week . Only those who have an average of B in all their subjects
are exempt from this unpleasant dutyo Probably a good many are k ick-
int themselves for not studying mo r e diligent l y.
\T3 THME: YOU
Fo r the kindness and tolerance with which you have received the HI -
SCHOOL LIFE; for the support and l1elp wh ich ;.rou have contributed; for
the inspiraiion and aid wh ich you have rendered to our work, the HI -
SCHOOL LI FE EDITIJG STAFF wi shes to you.
Though our subscript i on list has no t been all we hoped and
our paper has not been as as we wanted it to be, the small measur e
of success wh ich we have accomplished is not due so much to our effort r
as to yo ur help and cooperation. - ----
We hope to see the HI - SCHOOL financed by the class organiza tionf.
next year. This is a most satisfautor y class furnishing a
certain percent to the publish i ng of the paper , and every class member
who pays his dues receiving the paner free . In this with the
Seniors paying 30%, t he Juniors 25?6 , the Sophomores and the Fresh-
men 15% for instance, tl1e pape r can be provided with enougr1 funds to
be r eally a wo rthwhile publicat i on , and t he school will receive the
doubl e benefi t of ma"'ine,: t11e class dues eac ier to })&y ( a blessi ng ,
without a doubt ) , and of having a better paper to represent Harbor
High .
Much obliged for your help ; and good luck neYt year .
YE EDITOR.
J and S to be Big Event Again This Year
The Junior and Senio r Banquet, on Friday Uay is at the Weque
Ho tel. Dinne r is serve d to the Junior and Senior Classes , the facult y ,
and the membe r s of the board and their wives at six thirty o'clock.
The Sophomo r e girls will wait table, and the ladi es of the Presbyte r-
ian Church of Harbo r Springs have of decora ting and nreparing
the meal .
During the course of the dinner speeches of and r espilinse s
vil l be given by t he t oas t mist r ess and other guests of the evening .
will be enjoyed the r ema inde r of the evening .
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POOn .". BE
"VI!hi le attending Ford t s tllea tre on n i gh t Lincoln wa s ebot in :tms
private box."
- Ma r k Grah&m in Histo ry Class .
.Jiilier l:::l0ill6 U6.LJ..U{j.l"ttv J.UL.l <;;, .UU U..UI,.;OJ.. Ll..I.'-'.Y u.u '-'Hv jJ"".L v
the students and it uas fine, lly C::ecided thc-t 12 of out
most rnurilliant I! seekers of knov:ledge accompanied by 1.'Iiss Sil-
havy and Mr. Dickitl should ma
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:C8 the 'r.e'.l-forwE.rd -to tri:p
to Mto Pleasant with the intention of entering the a cademic con-
test held there
Floyd He.hn
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and Wright a8reed to use
their cars for "the pr-:rpDse of conveying the contestnnts to
Pleasa nt(Perha:ps they h&,d some other other excellent reasons for
desiring to .
On Thursday, 19 at about 11:30, c f tcr a rather uneven
distribution of the oaggage !' the three cal' S stnrtod on their journey
trip was except for a bit of abscnt-mincedness
on the pert of professor I'iclde who mamagod qui to cLs ily to le:::. vc
his satchel on the curb at Gr.y::..ord. Tbo loss Yvc:s d iscoverod about
10 of the
By tho time Clare was roached e verybody assented to a bit to
eat. Mt. Plea. ss.nt wcs rea ched about seven thirty or eight in tho
e vening. .A:ftor finding r c s:;xctivc slco:Qing q_ur:. rt -.: rs, some
wc; nt to bed and vvhilc ot he rs :;)OSt ..: o l ett e rs o:r cards.
Tho next dey Gvcryonc v.c. s up bright 8. nd in to h&vo
his b roe.k:f&st 2.nd 1Je :promptly at the normcl G-ym v.t 8:30. After a
short 8-ddrcss by tho Pr c siccnt oi the Normc.l the students . fil e d out
to wri t o their oxo.ms r:hL:h l estcd until four in t Lc a ft c rnoor_
At 8 o
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clock: thet evening the students wore c::.c;c. in assembled in
the Gj m to hear the rGsults of their day: c l a boro
. Before tho result, ho w::: vc r, the c.uthoritics hr. d prcpurc6
c. ll ttle sur})TlSb :for the contc st :-.nt so They l ie re cnte rtr, inc d for
c lmost nn hour by L"., m:::-.gicicn e nd. his 2 r- ssistc.nts ..
.Altho
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B2.rbor w::.:. s not r-. s f o.rtunc. tc t his ycLr c. s l :..:. st in rocci-
tzing we must console ou::::sclvcs -v-iith the thought thc.t there
over e l e ven hu:ndr -..::. d students C:;J.l"Ollc d this yccr, most of which
wore included in C, ms king one of out grcc.t ust
hindrc.nccs. Lnst yccr only c. f e w over five hundr : d c.t t cndcd the

T.: E: trip home wc. s .. ctic <. lly the s :-,IJc tri :;,1 dovm.
BITS ! F BLARNEY VmLL PR:t:;SENTB:cD
The unnucl high scJ:10ol o:pcrcttc. put on by the boys
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. nd gi:rls
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glee clubs of HLrbor Springs \7C.S gi vcn Fridc,y CE.ening 13 in the
High School Auditorium.
T.i';.c opcrett:. wc.s c. succc ss. N: vc r wc. s there c. pre t-
tier group of young me n r.nd women :::.s scmblod togethe r in our r. udi t-
onium.
The hr. rmonious blend of t heir voices, together rtitll the cleve r-
ness of tho plot c.n d c.t :t-r[: .. ctivcncss of t he: frocks c. nd suits, brougl1t
out the cffcctivc1css of the ) l C. y. T.:. ITish :o:;ctting r. :nC scenery f or
t he Oj)Grottc , besides being di.ffcrcnt, ,:: J.so to the :public.
The pe ople who solos <rc to be h i ghly pr ['.. iscd.
Miss Mothu Cj_owl vr:.s the :pi::.nist th1 oughout tl1c ofcning , s nd
Miss loon[: mus ic inst::cuctor, C. ire ctc.d chc s ing ing. Tror;ror
c lso helped in prcpn ring the fo lks f or thlir dnces.
Bouque ts wa re presented to there t:1rcc yonng l c.. dics for thc r
brilliQnt services.
MR. JONES
b;l .Alice
M:r. c,nd Mrs .. Jo:nvG nerc c. ve ry congeni::. l coulJlo who livc a in :.:.:.
small tovm in northern Mr .. Jones w2 s of tho mct:lk: t;;-:pc \'!her.
i n the lJroscncc of his 17ifc. but u very strong pcrsonc. lity when
h e wo. s not. Ho r:c..s one olf the 1 cc.d ing men of the vi and inter -
ested in the promot ion of 211 community projeets.
One Mrs .. Jones romr:. r':::c d, "You John, I think the. roo. d
be t ween here end ought to be ?LVe d . We hs vc rcsortcrs
here c.nd \vould h:.::. v.c mo1cif \"JC ho. d decent roc:. ds."
M1 .. Jone:s w::. s t o. lking to Iv!r. Se ith. t he roLd cormniss ioncr
the following dc..y. "]ou know:- Goorgc , rr r eme r keG. he , "I we ougJ-,_
t o hnvc c roc d oct vc en Hc rbor ['.. l1d We hc vc
mLny r osorters here. \7o u J. C. lj.c.vc if we decent 1vi i '
Su ith C-g r ccd VJith him but did not :o:; : o horr it coulc": be donee
About r.roc;k l ctor J on(fl :.--.:; c-.in b:;. o1.1L3ht up the. o ubjoct, "I8v"'
thought quite bit c:.bou t thc t To::-. 6 1:-J c here Lnd tockoy :-:. nd tho
more I c.. bout i t the :JoTo I th:-.t i i' y; c don
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c h<:'. vo b et
roc.do \ JC n ill lose 3 0il1G of' the r csoTtc:cs \"lC c.lr:: ::-.dy
J \:>nc:s n. gc.}.n to <,nothc l time it rrc.s
the lJTC8idcnt oi i LC ' c.;: !";u i t c c, ul1i lo .
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to some county officer . 'NJ- thin L y :::. .1 t hc j_' O VJUJ :.:. ccmc: nt
FI.A:PI"ERS
I think that flappers are the oos t horrible things that exiE.t on
this eartho If ever yo u meet a cp the street, yo u ge t crowded
into the gutter or else they step on you with their spike heels which
is wo rse than having a knife hit you. One flapper tries to beat
anoth8 r flapper by seeing who can ge t on the most paint or pawderu
Most all flappers cigarettes and chew Sl:U-SEN or some strong
chewing material to take away the tas te and smell. These girls who
come from the farm soon learn to be flappers and then kiss the world
good-bye. A flapper usually has to get a new pair of shoes every
day, because they hold their he ads so high that they stub their toes
every time they take a step.
------James Roe
FORD'S SPORT DOPE
Jack Dempsey is p l anning a come-back and will meet the winnet of the
Sha rkey-Malaney ba ttle.
Both York baseball teams lead their respective leagues. The rea-
son is t hat both teams have hitters who hit v;rhen hits are needed. The
New York Yanke es are he e,viest hi ttess in the American League.
In t he triangular me et in crack l as t Saturday beyween Petoskey,
Boyne Cit y , and Harbor the results were:
Petoskey---70 po ints, Boyne City---30 2/3 , HErbor---14 l/3.
Petoskey he.d B. large team of veterans and was able to enter men in
every meet. Harbor won two first olaces. Cook the mile in easy
fash ion, while Hows e won the -oo le vault. Gri me s u laced second in t he
discus and Howse tied for second in t he high jump: for a total of 14
and l/3 points. Petoskey is a Clas s B team le Ha rbor and Boyne City
a re in ClccSS C. Boyne City had a fairly l a r ge team. Harbor's team
was small, but what eyents they entered they made a good showing .
Albert Zuber, a former athlete of t he High School, is Captain of the
Detroit l s Track Team. Zuber is a sure point winne r for
Detroit. He stars the discus shot-put.
Coach lR.edmond of the Muskegon High School, former coach of Harbor
Bprings, and Willard Cornell, a student at Ne stenn Normal, Kalamazoo,
spent the week end here visiting. Willard visited at home, while Mr.
Redmond was a guest c:tt 111 r. S. Leahy's residence.
Tiny Redmond at 1[uskegon w on botth B'ootbe.ll and :Sasketball Champ ion-
sh i ps of t he State. Next year he will meet old rival, coach Hess,
who is to coa<hh at Gr s.nd Rapids Union.
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Musl(egon will win from U11ion
next year.
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That is the v:ay I've got it doped out.
La st Saturday Petoskey won t he Regional Track Meet in Class B, count-
ing 91 l points. Cadillac was second with wh ile Manistee was third
with 4. Class C honors went to Boyne Cit y , with Re ed City next and
Evart t h ird. Class D was won by Manton. Harbor did not enter t his
mee t. counted in every event. The three teams are
eligable for the St ate :-.1ee t at Lansing S:. turda.y.
The Bi g Ten baseball title lies bet ween Mich i gan and Illinois. Mich-
i gan off to a poor start a t the beginning of the season but has
a wonder ful come-back , and is only a half a game behind Kllinois. In
order to win Michi gan ;nust vv i n her next t wo t52me s.
J ack Sharkey, who l ast week ' d Jim Ma loney , seeks a fi ght wit her
;Ni th Tunney or Dempsey. It is my be li ef th2, t . Shar key 11vi ll beat either
Jf the se men .
Michi gan 's new stadium when conplet ed will be a1b.1he to seat about
10,000 peop le.
The ne,!:- che,nge i n Basket ball rules a llowing a player only to bounce
the bal l once, wil l slow up the game. In some case s the rule will
he l p ; .that i s , more t eamwor k v:ill be broug1:"1 t out 2.nd it will chc:mge
the five- man de fe nse to a man-to-man defense. Also scored will be
ltept down .
The Northe r n Michi gan Tennis Champ ionship 7as won by Traverse City,
vr ith Chc.rlevoix ce"pturL1g s e cond ) l a ce .
chi ,rvon t 11 e .. Y. c
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AH ANO!JYEOUS OF ' Tli 'lE:S
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Ne print below a verse of 8e11t to tlH3 sttd'f of the
Hi-Life. We're .glad somebody (besides our dog) loves us. Many
blessings be on the sender
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s head.
THE LAi:3T \' ORD
(By A Woman Of Course)
Soon the year -will be ov0r and books laid aside
The students will troop to their play,
Seniors, so learned will scatter far and wide
And We
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ll call it a pa ge or a day.
But--just before parting a word should be said
And I
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m here to say it to
Let praise here be given tho skipper or head
Mr. Brown and his ablest of crowo
The staff of a g"ets nothing but ::no cl:s
The critics a ro usually pests:
Heros to the staff of tho Hi-School Lifo
The pape r that all tho
I ' !ISH I l,rfE?.E "OLD
I thin1c it would b0 grout to . be old Santa himcolf buc:::. use then I
.could 7 get around a ll over the vv orld get into c ll the devil try
that there was any cbcnce forM Of course then I wouldn't . bave a con-
science the. t vJOuld hurt wh en I did it lio.ny pecple v:ould
pretend to hate me, but I co:;. ld ha ve the l a ugh on them because
alwsys I could gat the best of them 2nd get them to join
my creFJ$ I could be everv;;here ct t once Lnd seomy
works pro gressing. I think it would be much more encciur2ging to
be Sa then :-m u.ngle eo-cr. use I -think ths. t would a lvmy-s be int
ed 8. nd heartbroken in tho livos of neonle who surrendered to the devil
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side. Be cnuse it us el ess to wish you vore someone else I
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d just
as soon be but I he doosn' t clc. im me right O!wr.y, 2, t loc.s t.
GO---Anonymous.
I WISH _ ' : -:;:;:::r; iJE POLO
. I wish I vve:re DePolil, the famous speed king and winner of the
500 mil trophy for man, years. I wish I were he because
he always drives tl1e little "Hiller Special" at the race, and wins man.:
beautiful silver cups and lots of "dough". I would also like to see
what it seems like to tear down the clay track at 150 miles an hour,
with the wind whistling a tune in my ear and the roar of the power-
ful engine almos t deafening. If I we re he I would have a specail race r
to drive on the highway and a big car tried to go by I
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d step
on the gas and leave t hem i n t he dust.
-----Russel Cassidy.
MY O:J
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nCA13 :GLTE::.:\S"
In my opinion "Cake Eaters", l om1[;e li zzards, tea hounds, and all
other persons like them are among the illOSt dispised of the masculine
gender. After maKing that statement I might explain what I think a
cake eater is. To me is a fellow who tries to make an
on a girl and make her l1e is nice and at the s ame time tries
to ma.ke her tl1ink he is "hard" while in reality he is neither.
They are usually very unpopular vvi th tl1e girls and if they can't
find anything to drink the bo;)rs don't care anything about hirn.
I know a boy who is, in estimation, example of a cake
eater. He goes to dances and sits around until the7 have a robberrs
dance, t hen- he breaks in on the girls who wont with him he
asks them before the dance starts. A real gentlemen wouldn
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break in on a girl who did not care to dl?.nce vi i th 11im and told him
so by refusing to dance.
A cake eater usually dresses quite spi f fy and attracts the girls
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attenti on and perhaps gets a da te one, but when the girl finds
out what he is she tells the :te f<t o:f her "gang" and none of the
rest wi l l go with him, becaus e he usually tries to tell them
evor yt J1 ing l1e :rnovm and a lot tl1at 'l"' e does !10t know-.
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Edward Adams can't wuite decide wh ether he likes a Packard or an
Oldsmobile. He bas been trying them all out la tel;;.
Quite a curiosity car.1 e into Harllor Springs last v, eek" Because of
the high winds a few of the lake boats came in for shelter among
them a "To'". It attracted quite a crov,1d to the assembly room window,
The physics and journalism classes have not been reciting this
last weelc because of t:ne abscence of Mr. 1:aake who is making an
extended visit in Detroit.
Autograph albmns are still circulating around the school house, how
many have you got your name in? :
The throwing of inlc bottles fr Jm the assembly r oom vvindows is here-
after The supply of ink is falling
Several students of the hi gh school enjoyed t.he J-Hop at Charlevoix ..
PAY Y01JR CLASS DUES. EVERYBODY. :l!
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:EtESHliEIJ. JUIJIORS. SOPHOLIORI:S &
. S:SlHORS. THE MONEY IS NEEDED BADLY .
Mr. Dickie bas started to give the history students subjects for
reports. They are so bri gh t that they have nearly completed the bo ok.
Mr. Fullerton made his first exploration of a vanity case last
week. He claimed be f ound it lying on his desk, but there are those
that have their suspicions concerning it.. He made full explora tion
of it before a group of
As it happened it ha d two Upon opening it, he
found the one compartrJent Y.rhich had fl e sh colored powder in it. Every
one knew by his actions that he ha d novar one of those
delicate mechanisrr.s before " As be gently prhck0d up the powde r puff
be really seeme d amaz od at th a rJOl!dGr of it alL. He inquirod w he.. t
kind of powder it was , but none volunteered to of it, so some
of the boys sugges ted tbu. t it might be oxplosi ve <> Wl1on hu YW S
closing it, he discovered that thoro wc..s still a section Hhich he had
no t This time he was speechless for he beheld some-
th)_ng unbelievably r e d"
However c..s luck would have it, tbut period happened to be a laborat
tory period, so he did not ha ve to But wha t happened tc
the vanity? Uo one noticed if he plu.cod it in his pocket before he
left tho room or not.
Mary had chevv of
She it loud and long,
And ovo r y :Jhere that Lia ry wont
She took gum ulongo
She took it to school one day
' Which was agu.ins t the rule;
toach :::H toot: th0 gum from her
And it after school.
Flc. th..:;f'.d Arrow.
A number of books and magazin.Js in tho library have baen cut or
have ha d pages torn from them. Thos..:; books and magaz ines a ro now
pract ically useless for anyone olse and if they to be replaced it
wi ll cost quite a sum. This is E po or oxample of school .ID.oyal t y and
is pure vanda lism. Cna't thJ students be more ca reful o! the books
thGy handlo o.nd try to koep tbo:m in good condition &a.
lotrs t ry.
BACZ 1Jill.IT:.ERS OF THE HI-SCHOOL LIFE ON SAI,E
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Our supply of back numb0rs \?ill bG on sc.l o a:uy tir,1e after the copy
is i ssued. You can got nmnber that you wish. We ha vo them
all. We lmve some copies of lnst pc.pers 8. lso, v1h ich we will sol J
for the asking. Lo ok throught yo ur back copies and sao if you ha ve t
t hem nll. You will want them in furture yea rs.
The best way to rememb er you uigh School days is to keep tho High
School Life and buy an annual they have every thing that is
important to rememb er.

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ffi - School Life
WHAT I THINK OF TEEM EXAMS
Sometimes limited will not allow me to express
myself in the sensation you set is really a
fine one. You wonder if it's (meaning the exam) lS to be hard,
long, or short. Then the principal calls out the class which is tc
be seated first. That
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s your class. You rush down to a good seat
and usually reach one VJhich is too small or too large. You grumbl e
and think. Well if I don
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t pass it will be because of this old se a
Then comes the paper. You let the person in front of you hold it f c
quite a whild. At last you and reach for it. By this time
tne people in the same row start yelling at you to ljurry up and the
you lay that to one side, so as to be able to haue one more thi ng t .
blame or your failure. That's not the half of it.
Stewart

.AG Tl:UP EN JOYEIJ BY ALL
The .Agric ure classes we re dismissed V! ednesday. Thursday, an ..
Friday, May 3-4-5 '<Vh ile some of the more fortunate members took a
trip to Lansing to the Juniors Far.:ners Week nt M. S. C. Mr. Brown
had a time in we re the best men. Of
t.tm judglng team tho.t won at .... raverse Ci, ty was going but to
C'hoose tho other six vias a problem. Everyone wanted to go. As it
was he chose the follqwing: George Cook, Robe rt Johnston from the
dairy class, Roy Johnston from field crops, Robert BacKus,
Clifford Brown, t und .i,1c.:::. t.fl ew Erwin from. the agriculture economics
class. Those on the regular team Dick Allarding, Betty Hatha-
way and Carl Kli cnfol t e \fe left H':t rbor S oring s n t five ole lock
Wednesdayqmo.lr!ning Ma;y 3o It WDS of them to ge:t up
so early, but they wore here and We planned to eat u
in Mt. other car of boys was tu meet us.
We stopped JUSt outsldo of Ithaca and had the pleasure of s uo -
ing t.rle .B
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orm. If you wish to soc some: Prize 'hinning
to thoro. We arrived at tho at abo ut five Tne
first thing to do -to regist er find our lodging . There uero
sixteen hundred thirty, boys end gi:cls registered to judge. When we
r eg ist er ed wo received a ticker to tho ball gurne and the banquet
which to held Thursday.
Thursday hod to be ready to judge at e ight o rclock
a t tho college cu.mp us. VIe r;oro ell lined c..p in four rorvs about
one h;yndred or OilO hund:cod and fifty in ouch row. ':::he first row
marched into a l arge room r;horc t11 0 da iry c:.:;t tle wo r e; we hu.d four
r:ing? of cuttlo, four unim::.:ls in e ;..1ch ting. VJ hon wo were throtlgh
JUdglng IA:r. B1own showed us a ruund the cumpus.
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o wa lked c. vou'Tj
three fi ours and didn
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t s oo one of In tho the
sing!ng cont es t wa s held in tho Eeonomics building . Then the
purs do started at o'ciliock. Brown cuuld not find all of his
laud, so no wont Wlthout them. wo re led bJ motoE cops and
taken to tho cap ital ond then to tho Hoo Motor :F
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uctory and
kthon b8ck. to thevball o arne held b e t.woen Nf . , S. C. o.nd Hope College.
banq uet was held six onclock the new People's chyrch. The
ma lo sooukor Gov ernor Groen. Hero we sau the r el ay teum tha t
holds tno wo rld s record. .
. Friday we judged live stu9k und gra ins. The live stool
EOnSlStod vf a flng oucli uf horses, SWlne, . beef cat tle , sheep then
1Hf? vvero thrup.gh'! Mr . Bruvm wanted to sturt home l!':r.ii.doy as soyn \,
thrvugh. J udglng . but wo wo. n t -.; d to s ll,Jng <; r su by c ll t tle
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couAxlng consentod.to Muthgv irWln una filS lQnrl droo uvur
u nn .Arbor to soc SlS'ter. i..TUu:J.y murnlng u t SlX u c..LucK we
l ef t for home 'ftidding Lansing guod bso hfuping tv retnnn soon. We
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We hove nut hGard the r esul ts uf the judging .. Th6
Hust i ng s buys ca:triod o.w2. y t.hc trophy fer tho singuig cuntest.
By Betty
"What was. it the :rich man fur :.in h:ell?" dom<lnded . the
tic:::lly oxc i t ea l ectur er. ii .Wc s it :vvhi'st.ey? Nol -: It
v;:: tcr, cfqur, : Cliltl", ;:_Spf;:, rk11ng k ...! t er fr um sumo bruvk ur rnuun t<..:in
Novv., -brut11cts, \'hu.t Qu<JS thG. t . shuw?
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the mild -pe:L"s'.;n in the rem<:1 rkcd :' "It shuvvs w.il'EHe ; :....11
_yuu .. fcll0Ws gc tu!"
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Arlene C.-Shall we waltz?
James C.-It's all the same to me
Arlene C.-Yes, I have noticed that .
Eill P. would you if you iliost your cap?
John B. I'd go down wh ere the negroes.
qhat are your views on suicide? :Don T.
Sid Personally I it is kind of dangerous.
B. H.-I can do anythi ng that you can do.
L. _B.-Can you see the back of your neck9
M. B.-I heard you refused the job &s president?
A . F.-Yes, you see there is no room for a dvancement.
l;1r. Zaake - \lho made the :first cott on gin?
Zarl 2:. -Are the y mal;:ing it from t:mt t oo?
S. ;::; -How do ;; ou get dmvn from an ele:_Jbant?
E. C.-You don't get down ; you get off a
is Ford?
She-A Ford is a car you nush up hill with your left foot.
Pickle-Jid you hear about Cart a haDe run?
Ford-No, what it?
Pickle-Why he was half to school the other morning, and happened
to think tbat he had forgotten to eat breakfast so he vent horne and
ate.
Mr. Fullerton (coming to the r escue of a man pinned beneath carl-
Could I assist you er-ah- my name is :B
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lian( below, extending hand) -Thanks , m:y nar:1e is F.ro-r;m; !_)ardon me for not
getting up.
John-You say that his hair re s torer is ver y

Jim-Yes, a man came and smelled of it and today he came in
witb a mustache .
3 . hear you are learning to play a saxophone. How are you coming
along?
R. W.-Well, I'll tell you; not so well; r t he swe etest music in
one end anJ the most anful blah you ever heard comes out of the other.
A-I'm the idol of my landlady .
B.-How's that?
A. - She sets her burnt offerings before me .
Waiter (to l3 ob :'Jho is taking girl out) :-nectar?
Bob (blushing) No t yet.
Under the swing:ing street car stre.p
The homely coed
And stands and st ands and stands and stands
And s t an<is a!l(t s tu.nd.s and a t anc.i.s.
Boone-
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5lho put the statue under the sink?
Mother- Sh-that is the plumber.
She-How much is 12xl4?
He-168 . Can't you do t hat?
She-Sure , in time, but fools mutiply rapi dly.
IN IJOT ?A:?T:S:J
Maybee'- I had a queer dream l as t ni ght.
was it ?
vraybee- I dr eamt I . wa s in Rea Yen.
Hinga-Did you see me t he re?
Maybee-That's how I i;:nev! it wc:s u. C.. ream.
Gentleman: Hey, your engine
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Duane - (calmly)-It;s old enough to.
hear the song on :1is own s et.
(Edit ar'd note: If he coul d we'd lay t his one to G. N.C.)
The guy who can tra in f lies to s teal
(Editor's not e: I f coul d keep t rai ning, we 'd lay t hi s one
to Stagey.)
The guy who can shcwe hims elf wi t h . a f ount a i n -pen .
(Editor's no t e: .If I wasn 't so darn I'd l ay t hi s one
onto yours t rul y.)
The guy who can make whi paed cream out of fl our and water.
(Editor 's Not e: The re ain 't none. )
The guy who can open a sar ci.ine ce.n with a bc-.nana.
The guy who stab a rhi noceros to deat h wi t h a
The guy who c 2n smo oth his hair be.ck wit h his t ongue.
The guy who can cut gl a ss with h i s fi nger nc:.il.
The guy who never we a r s a belt but holds hi s nant s un by will
uower. (Edi tor' s note: I f we want ed to be we' d l ay
this one t o But ch. )
The guy who can wald in t h'3 snow wit hout l ec:wi ng f oot-print s .
(Edit or's di t to: We will five hundred dollar s ( $500 . 00 )
for every wise crack ac cented and arint ed her e. Please i n-
cl os e a self-c:tddressee P.fl d self- stamped enve lope if you want
t he money sent by mail. t
AN OF]'ICZ TRAC}EDY
Firs t Boss--How i s t ha t pr etty s tenographe r you hired l a st week?
Second Bos s--O, I fired he r t ef ore t he was over.
Firs t :aoss--'Tv11y?
Sec ond Bos s--I'll t ell you . You t here a r e only fi ve of us
in the of fic e i :1cludi ng rr: yse:i.:.

wt.en I cc:u11e down on Mon-

day I caught her li i s sing the of f ice boy.
First Boss--Really?
Sec ond Bo ss--Yes. I came on Tues day , I caught her
ki s sing t he bookk eeoe r.
Fti'st Boss--Rea.lly';'
Second Bos s--Yes . wnen I came on 'Yedne sday , I caught he r ki ss-
ing salesman.
Fi r st Bos s--Really?
Second Boss--Yes. I C3.me down on 't hursday, I c au;sht her
kis s ing the Manager.
First Bos s--Rea.lly?
Second Bos s-- Ye s . And ""hen I c ame dovvn on Eri day- well, I fired
her.
Why, bec.:ms e she kis s ed you so,p ?
No. Bec ause she skipoed me and st ar ted on t he of fice boy a.gai n.

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Yes, indood they n ro, you ought to sao thorn run when they onco got
ntstn rtodn
"M:r. Fullerton: "Novv who cnn some hGnvoly bodies?"
Junior: "Angols."
Do you think that tr.<.wo l onos mind?
Sho. (Bored) Y8s, ;yTou ought to t u. lco c. trip : .round tho ;JOr ld ..
A burning scu. ndlo is some times duo to way m2.. tch .
ittlo g irl: I want n ca ke of soup.
Cl e rk: it s ocntod?
Little Girl; No, I wont it s ont odu I
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wo only livo &round tho corne r.
A woma n from tho country dopo i it consisting of items .
Aft J r ascorto,ining t h o c..mount th t) r0ca ivor toller Lskod, "Did you
foot it up?
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H:.:. lf n loJ. f is som0t i mos is bett c; r t hr.:n no ch :.:. nco to los. f 2l :c
He lovos to spen d his l e isure hours
'':i th rJ. ll his l :::, dy ::' ri..;nds ;
But s ome of tl1 o g irls ge tting sor0 boc::1 use thC- t
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Jim-Tho tllut rocks tno cr:::, dl d ruL; s the world.
Sh e - Th o sup_1os0 you r-:1le tho worl d I'm t ir Gd.
Floyd-! spilled some on my hGnd nnd it ms do it
Kei th - You ought to soma on your
BLt:ty- Is this nur ol y soup ?
Bob --- Ye s, sir, a bsolut e l y g:uo. r c. nt oJ d t wol vo cc:.rrot.
Lia thc w ;'fr win- I -thinlc I'll m ... ;J. n ony fo r tb'3 hist ory t ust.
Dick- Huh, s pony wouldn't do mo good I ' l l na od u" t omm of horses.
is tho judgomont of
Pupil-Docs th.-: t apply t o Soloman
Tor:. cllor--Yos, 118 r.t good judge i n tB11' t he?
?upil-Ho w::.: s a gc)Q d j udgo of
think I'll join tho &rmy.
Louis - You sure no od instructi on s i n th o us e of
Hiss Hc.mil top--A }JUShing ma n gust ..
Mark. So do J S
Hist ory toachor--Do you know Li n coln's Gottysbury a ddress?
Pupil--Wlly I tllought h G li VJ d in the 'Yhi to Hous a .
?opp 0ry fomu.lc --::hy v1 0ron
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He ( v-Ji tll onG Fo r th\J rJ a ::> on, me.m, th:::.. t you r:. r on
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chorous, physica l disa bility.
Mr. Dick i o--\'lh r. t does c ol l0a gu0 m,;c. n?
Pupil( in J.nciont hist or y ) -A p 0r son t hct t hc. s gone tl1r ough c ollege .
Fo r ti t o Li r. Fullort on - - DO YOU J AIJY J OK:SS?
Mr. I the Hi - School Lifo STAFF !
Mr. Brown--Do you know where I get s ome curia in r i n gs?
Mrsw wha t kind to you moa n? Do you moan tllo so kind you
s ome times soe in b oc uty ps rlors?
Mr. I don
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Those hi gh schoo l days hnve t heir de li ph ts,
Tll oy c:-:m
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Clli ldrcn, s ctid c:. tea che r,
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Floyd-I 8ve s <Jo n s ixt o0n s umil1 -:; :c s.
J ohn -Hown surnmJ rs we re you b lin d?
A t h ick h c.:J. d u s ur.lly g unc r n t os t h in i deas.
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