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5. ‘ujaalaa’ commercial ukku thaguthiyaana nadigar yaar? nadigai yaar? Vennira aadai
moorthy and vennira aadai nirmala
7. Sardar 1: Naan torch lightai on panren. Nee athoda velichathai pidichundu eri
chandranukku po.
Sardar 2: Sari. (Konjam yosichitu) Illai, naan maaten.
Sardar 1: Yen? Mudalil sari sollitu, pinnadi yen mudiyathnnutta?
Sardar 2: Naan paadi erum pothu, nee torch lightai off pannita, naan keezha
vizhundruven illiya.
8. Which is the coolest alphabet in English? ‘B’. yennaa adhu ‘A”C’ naduvila irukku.
9. What is the negative word for “Subramaniam samy” Subramaniam did not see me.
10. What is common to robbers and tennis players? They both involve rackets
(racquets) and courts!
16. When did George Washington die? Two days before his FUNERAL (He! He! …)
17. In a grocery store, a Sardarji was starring at an orange juice for couple of hours.
You know why ?
Because it said CONCENTRATE.
18. What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito? A MOSQUITO can FLY but
a FLY cannot MOSQUITO!!
21 cinema paakka pona c-row la ukkara koodathu ? en ? front-la b-ro irukku… athu
maraikkum
23. Taj Mahal Enn Azhukka Irukkunnus Solranga. Enna Athu Kullikirade Illai
25. Oru roomla oru cornerla oru poonai irukku. Right cornerla oru Eli. Left cornerla
oru cup milk. Poonaiyin kannu ethil irukkum ? poonaiyin kannu adhOda
mugaththildhaan irukkum )))
27. Ramarajan Hollwood padam paNNaa enna role paNNuvaar? ‘Cowboy’ – role
29. Coffee yen udambukku nallathu illai? Enna, Adhula rendu e erukku.
30. Coffee yai vida tea better. Yen? Teala oru e dhan erukku. Coffeela rendu e erukku
31. Muttai podum Manitha inam yethu ? Asiriyar enam? Particularly Kanakku
Vaathiyaar.
32. Gandhi aen oru edathula nikkaama eppozuthum suththikkitte irunthaaru. avarthaan
periya revolutionist aache
33. SVSekar aen eppavum thannoda gold chaina kadichchikitte irukkaaru? avar ‘nagai
chuvai’ nadigar illaiyaa.
36. Why were Shiva and Parvati using the keyboard of the computer? ennA gaNapathi
went away with the mouse.
37. Why is a calendar so sad? 1. Ani adikkaRadhAla 2. Because it’s days are
numbered.
38. Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else? Boyfriend: Dead Sure!
I checked the whole list again yesterday.
39. Which runs faster, Hot or Cold? Hot, because anyone can catch a cold
40. If you send a mail through a dove and a quirrile ( Anil ) Which will reach first ?
Why? Anil Yenna Pinkodu irukke !!!
41. Q : 500 rupees note la Ghandhi yen sirichitte irukkar ? A: Yenna Alutha
nanainjudume !!!
42. Question: How can you drop a Glass but do not spill any water? Answer: If you
drop a Glass of Milk ….
43. Aravindasamy kku opposit yaar? aravinda ‘pisasu’ didn’t see me (or) aravindha
‘pisasu’
44. naan kadaila oru oosi vaanginen. aanaal, athu vedichiduchi..! yean? Neenga
vangiyathu “Gundu” Voosi
45. oru samayam chera naadu chozha naattu mela padayeduthaanga. Aanaa,
naattukkulla nuzhanchathum pinvaangitaanga. yaen? chozha naattula ‘pin’ romba
cheap-aa kidichuthaam..
49. Oru naal Kannagiyum Kovalanum Busla poyittu irunthangalaam. Avanga stop
vantha odana Kovalan yerangittanam. Kannagi mattum yerangavemattennu
pidivaadam pidithangalaam Yen? Kannagi padi thandatha pathini aache ! athanaal
than irngale
51. What is the chemical hidden in these letters, HIJKLMNO Answer: Water (H to O)
52. Asoka the Grate emperor Kalinga sanndaiyil Yaen(Why) Pin(pinnadi) Vanginar.
Sandai Podumbodhu Coat Button Arundhuduthu.Athan Pin vanginar.
53. Hi, One day Tamil teacher to Student Shyam : Oru Palamozhi Sollu Pakkalam.
Shyam : ‘Aiyindil Valayadhathu Aiymbathil Valayuma’! Teacher : Good!
paravaillayae Mela Sollu Pakkalam. Shyam : Aril Valayathathu Arubathil Valayuma!
Ezhil Valayathathu Ezhbathil Vlayuma! and so on….
53. Sishyan: Guruve, sithi (moksham) adaiya enna seyya vendum? Guru: Sishya,
mudalle sithappavai kolla vendum
54. Train kandupidikkalanna enna aagi irukkum?” “Thandavaalam (rail) waste aagi
irukkum!”
55. can it rain continously for two days? Not possible. bcoz, a night will come
inbetween 55. Yaanaikku madham pidithaal enna seyyum ? Piditha madathil
serndhuvidum.
56. “Oru tailar-ai thittinaa avan enna seivaan?” “Sattai (shirt) panna maattaan!”
57. “Oru naaikku (dog, my favourite!) saappaadu pottaanga. Udane athu maayamaa
maranjidichi… ean?” “Saappaattula kal (stone) irundathu!”
57. Kamal comedy actor aanaal avar peyar enna ? Kamal “HaHa” San.
58. Kadalan kadaliya paartha udane yen poi pesukiraan ? Avan “Mei”
marandhuvittan.
62. Hindu paper mattum yen romba weight-a irukku ? Adhu mel yaanai iruppadhaal
64. Spin Bowlarruku pen kuzhandai perandal enna payru vaipar? Tiruppra Sundari
68. yen manaivi vayil pudavai dhan kattuva (aachariyamaga)yellarum iduppula dhane
pudavai kattuvanga
69. Son : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt? Father : No. Why do you ask that? Son
: Well, where did you get mummy then?
69. One day Mr. X seriously went to the backyard of his house and started trying to
shake the well (kinaru) before taking a tonic. B’cos in the tonic bottle it’s written as
“Shake well before use” !!!
70. Mr X went for an interview. The interviewing officer took a pen and kept it in
MrX’s pocket and asked him, Mr X ” where is the pen?” Mr X replied ” in the pocket”
Good. The interviewing officer took back the pen and kept in his pocket and asked
MrX, Mr X ” where is the pen now? Mr X replied ” antha pocket” Actually , he was
answering him in tamil. romba kadiya?
71. One day Mr.X’s little son was filling up an application and asked Mr.X what to
write in the “Mother Tongue:….” field. Mr.X simply said ‘write approximately 6cm’