CONTRACT

By the Powers of the Multiverse and What Lies Beyond, I, , Hereby give full ownership and all rights to use and exploit in any manner they please for all eternity and beyond, my , To the Contract Provider (signed below) For Services rendered as was vocally settled before signing this Contract.
The contract provider is not responsible for any discomfort, pain and/or suffering that may or may not be directly or indirectly caused by the signing of this contract. All the full legal fault and blame for any of the above mentioned conditions falls for the one who signed this contract, henceforth referred as the client. The client is upon signing this contract responsible to giving all the promised items, services, persons, ideas and/or any other goods as is specified above to the Contract provider when the contract provider specifies. If the Contract provider did not specify the moment when this exchange should take place, the exchange takes place immediately upon signing this contract. The contract provider in turn is responsible to granting any of the promised services to the client on the point of time as established between the contract provider and the client prior to signing this contract. If the client fails to provide the specified reward for the contract provider, the contract provider is fully and legally allowed to exact any punishment to the client, and is allowed to take back any promised services, any goods produced by the said services, in addition of forcibly taking the promised reward. If the contract provider fails to provide promised services, the contract is null and void, all the promised rewards will be returned or compensated to the client, who is not allowed to exact any kind of vengeance upon the contract provider.

If the client wishes to legally attempt to unbind this contract, she/he/it is required to follow the Contract unbinding process as was vocally agreed on prior to the signing of this contract between contract provider and the client. Failure to follow this procedure due to not being able to understand, hear or remember the procedure is entirely and legally client s fault. The client is legally and magically forbidden to exact any vengeance or cause any harm upon the Contract provider, his belongings or any of his associates and/or friends and family. This Contract is legal, binding and fully indestructible to any and all.

the contract provider: .

the client: .

CONTRACT
By the Powers of the Multiverse and What Lies Beyond, I, , Hereby give full ownership and all rights to use and exploit in any manner they please for all eternity and beyond, my , To the Contract Provider (signed below) For Services rendered as was vocally settled before signing this Contract.
The contract provider is not responsible for any discomfort, pain and/or suffering that may or may not be directly or indirectly caused by the signing of this contract. All the full legal fault and blame for any of the above mentioned

conditions falls for the one who signed this contract, henceforth referred as the client. The client is upon signing this contract responsible to giving all the promised items, services, persons, ideas and/or any other goods as is specified above to the Contract provider when the contract provider specifies. If the Contract provider did not specify the moment when this exchange should take place, the exchange takes place immediately upon signing this contract. The contract provider in turn is responsible to granting any of the promised services to the client on the point of time as established between the contract provider and the client prior to signing this contract. If the client fails to provide the specified reward for the contract provider, the contract provider is fully and legally allowed to exact any punishment to the client, and is allowed to take back any promised services, any goods produced by the said services, in addition of forcibly taking the promised reward. If the contract provider fails to provide promised services, the contract is null and void, all the promised rewards will be returned or compensated to the client, who is not allowed to exact any kind of vengeance upon the contract provider. If the client wishes to legally attempt to unbind this contract, she/he/it is required to follow the Contract unbinding process as was vocally agreed on prior to the signing of this contract between contract provider and the client. Failure to follow this procedure due to not being able to understand, hear or remember the procedure is entirely and legally clients fault. The client is legally and magically forbidden to exact any vengeance or cause any harm upon the Contract provider, his belongings or any of his associates and/or friends and family. This Contract is legal, binding and fully indestructible to any and all.

the contract provider: .

the client: .