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By Steven R. Champion
"The stock market is wildly overvalued by world standards and must inevitably
crash. The people who will be hurt the most are the unsophisticated, small investors who
have gotten in late and who won't get out soon enough. It is my duty to protect these
people. A market crash may ignite a liquidity crisis and even bank runs causing major
damage to the economy that we have worked so hard to develop. This will harm the
country, and it is my duty to prevent this from happening. Securities regulations are
being routinely broken every day, and these abuses are contributing to the berserk results
of the bubble market. It is my duty to enforce the law."
"On the other hand, any actions I take may effect investor confidence and hasten
the inevitable crash. Then, investors and the pesky opposition will blame the
government, the Kuomintang, and me, personally, for the disastrous results. Mobs of
ruined speculators have rioted in the streets before, and I don't want them rioting in
front of my house. Maybe I shouldn't be too hasty. Also, if we start to enforce the law
now, I'll be stepping on the toes of important people, legislators and senior party officials,
who are in the securities business or who have leveraged plays in the market. Besides, the
stock transaction tax is now the government's most important source of revenue, and,
without it, we would be running a bigger deficit. I'd better be careful what I say. I want
to get promoted and to eventually enjoy a sinecure as the chairman of a government
controlled bank. I can't afford to make waves."
1
Tai-Tai is a polite expression for one's wife.
2
Hsiao-shing wine is a popular rice wine in Taiwan. It is often served heated and flavored with lemon or plums.
3
A chi-pao is a form-fitting, high collared Chinese gown, which is often slit up the side.
4
A lao ban can be translated as "boss." In Taiwan, this term, rather than the "tai-pan" of potboiler fiction, is the
preferred usage. Tai-pan (or da-ban in conventional Mandarin) is a title reserved for first level supervisors of
taxi dancers.
undergarments. 5 This idyll was interrupted one day when his
company's limited share float and relatively low market
capitalization attracted "Big Ears" Wu and his boys, who
put the stock in play with predictable results.
"My stock is selling at NT$250 per share, more than 200 times this year's
earnings, and that means that, according to the market, the company is worth just about
US$1 billion. This is crazy. I know what the company is worth. I know what our
budget and order book look like. I know what our corporate assets are worth in the
market. I may have slept through business school, but I know something is drastically
wrong. I should sell every single share I own in the company right now and retire.
Maybe I could use the proceeds from my shares to buy one of the smaller New England
states or a county or two in California. Who needs to work! If I get bored, I can always
buy the company back when the price comes back down out of the ionosphere."
"On the other hand, my father did start this company and it meant a lot to him.
We must have fifty of his old pals from Shanghai on the payroll, and, if I sell out, what
happens to them? I guess, I'd have to resign from the company and the board. That
would be the end of my excuses to go out on the town for "business" dinners with my
friends. Who knows, my wife might even begin pestering me about moving back to the
States. Maybe things are OK as they are. Even if my stock price drops back to where it
was three years ago, I'll still be rich, and I'll still be able to gan bei 6 with Fei-Fei and
Ping-Ping 7 as often as I want. I'd better think this through."
5
Certain of the famous hot springs in Peitou feature Japanese style group bathing facilities where the water has a
high sulphur content.
6
Gan bei means "bottoms up !" and is a common toast at dinner parties.
7
Fei-Fei and Ping-Ping are common "flower names" in Taipei's willow world.
Horace, who saw it all coming and just dithered, was
right. No matter what happened, he was likely to always
come out without major problems. His company was un-
leveraged and liquid, and he personally stayed away from
the market. Sure, he might lose some paper profits, but
his financial and professional future was secure. Others
were far more exposed financially and professionally.
8
Traffic jams in 1976 were unexpected !
side. 9 . Lu pressed the accelerator of our mammoth American
car to the floor, and I noticed that the speedometer
stabilized at seventy miles per hour as we roared down the
narrow lane.
9
While much of the Taipei suburb of Tien-mu has changed beyond recognition, this one lane road can still be
found.
dragged under the speeding auto, and I heard several
distinct bumps as its body was violently bounced between
the rock hard surface of the road and the equally
unforgiving underside of our car. When we finally passed
over the unfortunate canine, its body was spun about twenty
feet into the air before the gory mass of blood, fur,
gristle, and bone landed on the surface of the little lane
with a splat.
"The market is like magic! My grub stake of $1 million has grown to over $5
million thanks to the advice of our former colleague, Elbert. I've been to the States and
Europe over the last few months with some great local tour groups. I just bought the Tai-
Tai a diamond-encrusted Rolex, and I'm buying a small place in LA for my son to stay in
while he studies taxidermy there. I know some people think the market might fall out of
bed, but they just don't understand Taiwan. It's just like Japan, sir. I think the market's
going to 20,000; after it does, I'll think about trimming my positions a bit. Right now
I'm margined to the hilt and loving every minute of it."
"On the other hand, I know that there are some people who have gone a bit
overboard, and I've noticed that none of the companies whose stock I hold were clients of
the bank. I've really just won a lottery, and maybe I should sell out and enjoy the rest of
my life at ease. I've come a long was from being a driver, and I don't want to lose it all."
"We had a customer dinner with Lucky Dragon Computer and Storm Door Co.
last night. Man, "Big Boss" Hu can really knock back the hsiao hsing wine. He and his
gorillas, whose only jobs seem to be getting their bankers drunk, must have toasted with
me a hundred times. Today, I'm in real pain, but it's worth it. Lucky Dragon is our
most profitable account, and I need to keep them happy. You know, they aren't making a
cent in the computer business these days, and they phased out storm door production last
year due to the appreciation of the NT dollar."
"Luckily, they're redeveloping the old Tao Yuan plant into a theme park, and old
Hu has been making a killing in the stock market. Our lines of credit, of course, are
really supposed to be used to finance inventory and receivables. We all pretend that this
is the case, but everyone knows that Hu uses the money in the market. Things are so
crazy in the stock market now that I really should cut him off and get our money back.
Any idiot can see that market's going to crash eventually, and, if it does, how will we get
repaid? A bad loan now would ruin everything. I've got a lot riding on this."
“On the other hand, if I'm going to make budget this year, I need the income from
Lucky Dragon. The interest spreads are great. If I don't lend old Hu the money, he can
get it just as easily from Crazy Lyonnais or one of the other banks. In fact, they only
borrow from us because I go out drinking and carousing with them once a month. I'll
talk to Hu and see if I can get him settled down a bit. I'm due for a transfer in another
six months. Things should be all right that long. Look how long all this craziness has
already been going on."
"The market has gone up by a factor of 12 in the last three years and is absurdly
overvalued by all reasonable standards. There is no conceivable way that the underlying
corporate cash flows associated with these shares can possibly support today's prices. No
market in history has ever sustained this kind of a valuation level, and it's clear that
sooner or later the market is going to crash. It's just a matter of time. We have more
than $700 million invested in the Taiwan market, and this represents real money.
Investors in our funds will see their capital destroyed when the crash finally comes, and
my primary responsibility is the preservation of our clients' capital. I should sell stocks
now for one hundred cents on the dollar and put the money into cash and top rate money
market instruments. The yields are low, but safely of principal is the thing to focus on
right now. It's time to ignore the crowd and do what I think is best."
"On the other hand, if the market keeps going up while I have the portfolio in
cash, investors in our funds will scream. I'm being paid to invest in the market, not hold
cash. If our investors want cash, they can sell their shares. They are the ones who have
decided to get into this crazy market, not me. Anyway, the market may go to 20,000 or
25,000. Once you're beyond the limits of logic, there's no telling where the market will
go. I guess that 12,000 isn't really any crazier than 8,000 and that 20,000 wouldn't be
any crazier than where we are today. A market is either crazy or not crazy; it can't be
double or triple crazy. I'd better take a few precautions, but basically just keep
plugging."
I wasn't the only one who recognized that he had a
problem, but we were a pretty small group. Even among the
country's financial elite, the conventional wisdom that
Taiwan was unique and that the market simply couldn't crash
prevailed with a vengeance. Most perverse of all, many of
Taipei's financial professionals were most nervous when the
market bolted through the 1,500 and 2,000 levels, but got
calmer and calmer as prices went into the stratosphere.