The One With the East German Laundry Detergent --------------------------------------------------------------------Written by: Jeff Greenstein & Jeff Strauss

Transcribed by: Mindy Mattingly hilli!s With Min"r #d$ustments by: Dan Sil%erstein --------------------------------------------------------------------&Scene: 'entral er() all si* are there+, M"nica: W"uld y"u let it g"- .t/s n"t that big a deal+ 0"ss: 1"t that big a deal- .t/s ama2ing+ O() y"u $ust reach in there) there/s "ne little maneu%er) and bam) a bra right "ut the slee%e+ #ll right) as far as ./m c"ncerned) there is n"thing a guy can d" that e%en c"mes cl"se+ #m . right0achel: '"me "n3 4"u guys can !ee standing u!+ 'handler: We can- #ll right) ./m tryin/ that+ J"ey: O() y"u (n"5 5hat bl"5s my mind- W"men can see breasts any time they 5ant+ 4"u $ust l""( d"5n and there they are+ 6"5 y"u get any 5"r( d"ne is bey"nd me+ h"ebe: Oh) "() y"u (n"5 5hat . d"n/t get- The 5ay guys can d" s" many mean things) and then n"t e%en care+ 7L"ng !ause+8 0"ss: Multi!le "rgasms3 O!ening 'redits &Scene: 'entral er() all are there+, 'handler: S") Saturday night) the big night) date night) Saturday night) Sat-ur-day night3 J"ey: 1" !lans) huh'handler: 1"t a "ne+ 0"ss: 1"t e%en) say) brea(ing u! 5ith Janice'handler: Oh) right) right) shut u!+ M"nica: 'handler) n"b"dy li(es brea(ing u! 5ith s"me"ne+ 4"u $ust g"tta d" it+ 'handler: 1") . (n"5) but it/s $ust s" hard) y"u (n"5- . mean) y"u/re sitting there 5ith her) she has n" idea 5hat/s ha!!ening) and then y"u finally get u! the c"urage t" d" it) and there/s the h"rrible a5(5ard m"ment 5hen y"u/%e handed her the n"te+ J"ey: Why d" y"u ha%e t" brea( u! 5ith her- 9e a man) $ust st"! calling+ h"ebe: 4"u (n"5) if y"u 5ant) ./ll d" it 5ith y"u+ 'handler: Oh) than(s) but . thin( she/d feel li(e 5e/re gangin/ u! "n her+ h"ebe: 1") . mean y"u brea( u! 5ith Janice and ./ll brea( u! 5ith T"ny+ 0"ss: T"nyM"nica: Oh) y"u/re brea(ing u! 5ith T"nyh"ebe: 4eah) . (n"5) he/s s5eet) but it/s $ust n"t fun anym"re) y"u (n"5- . d"n/t (n"5 if it/s me) "r his hunger stri(e) "r) . d"n/t (n"5+ 0achel: 75aitressing8 D"es anyb"dy 5ant anything else0"ss: Oh) yeah) last 5ee( y"u had a 5"nderful) nutty) ch"c"latey (ind "f a ca(ey !ie thing+ 70achel gi%es him a dirty l""(8 1"thing) $ust) $ust) ./m fine+ h"ebe: 7t" 0achel8 What/s the matter- Why s" scrunchy0achel: .t/s my father+ 6e 5ants t" gi%e me a Mercedes c"n%ertible+ 0"ss: That guy) he burns me u!+ 0achel: 4eah) 5ell) it/s a Mercedes if . m"%e bac( h"me+ Oh) it 5as h"rrible+ 6e called me y"ung lady+ 'handler: O"h) . hate 5hen my father calls me that+ M"nica: Did he gi%e y"u that 5h"le :4"u/re-n"t-u!-t"-this: thing again0achel: Oh) yeah) yeah+ #ctually) . g"t the e*tended disc" %ersi"n) 5ith three ch"ruses "f :4"u/ll ne%er ma(e it "n y"ur "5n:+

h"ebe: 7rhythmically8 ;h-huh) uh-huh+ 7#ngela) a beautiful 5"man in a tight dress) enters+8 #ngela: 6i) J"ey+ J"ey: My g"d) #ngela+ 7#ngela ta(es a seat at the c"unter+8 M"nica: W"5) being dum!ed by y"u "b%i"usly agrees 5ith her+ h"ebe: #re y"u g"nna g" "%er thereJ"ey: 1") yeah) n") "() but n"t yet+ . d"n/t 5anna seem t"" eager+ One Mississi!!i) t5" Mississi!!i) three Mississi!!i+ That seems !retty c""l+ 7he 5al(s "%er t" her8 6ey) #ngela+ #ngela: 7casually8 J"ey+ J"ey: 4"u l""( g""d+ #ngela: That/s because ./m 5earing a dress that accents my b""bs+ J"ey: 4"u d"n/t say+ 7'ut t" 0"ss and 0achel) tal(ing ne*t t" "ne "f the tables+8 0"ss: S") uh) 0achel) 5hat are y"u) uh) 5hat/re y"u d"ing t"night0achel: Oh) big glam"ur night+ Me and M"nica at Laund"rama+ 0"ss: Oh) y"u uh) y"u 5anna hear a frea(y c"incidence- Guess 5h"/s d"ing laundry there t""0achel: Wh"0"ss: Me+ Was that n"t clear- 6ey) 5hy d"n/t) um) 5hy d"n/t . $ust $"in y"u b"th) here0achel: D"n/t y"u ha%e a laundry r""m in y"ur building0"ss: 4es) . d" ha%e a laundry r""m in my building) um) but there/s a++++ rat !r"blem+ #!!arently they/re attracted t" the dryer sheets) and they/re g"in/ in fine) but they/re c"min/ "ut all++++ fluffy+ #ny5ay) say) se%enish0achel: Sure+ 7'ut bac( t" J"ey and #ngela at the c"unter+8 #ngela: <"rget it J"ey+ ./m 5ith 9"b n"5+ J"ey: 9"b- Wh" the hell/s 9"b#ngela: 9"b is great+ 6e/s smart) he/s s"!histicated) and he has a real $"b+ 4"u) y"u g" "n three auditi"ns a m"nth and y"u call y"urself an act"r) but 9"b+++ J"ey: '"me "n) 5e 5ere great t"gether+ #nd n"t $ust at the fun stuff) but li(e) tal(ing t""+ #ngela: 4eah) 5ell) s"rry) J"e+ 4"u said let/s $ust be friends) s" guess 5hatJ"ey: What#ngela: We/re $ust friends+ J"ey: <ine) fine) s") 5hy d"n/t the f"ur "f us g" "ut and ha%e dinner t"gether t"night- 4"u (n"5) as friends#ngela: What f"ur "f usJ"ey: 4"u (n"5) y"u and 9"b) and me and my girlfriend) uh) uh) M"nica+ &Scene: M"nica and 0achel/s a!artment) J"ey is there) trying t" c"n%ince M"nica t" !"se as his girlfriend+ 6is !lan is t" h""( M"nica u! 5ith #ngela/s b"yfriend 9"b and then ta(e #ngela bac( f"r himself+, J"ey: M"nica) ./m tellin/ y"u) this guy is !erfect f"r y"u+ M"nica: <"rget it+ 1"t after y"ur c"usin 5h" c"uld belch the al!habet+ J"ey: '"me "n+ This guy/s great+ 6is name/s 9"b+ 6e/s #ngela/s+++ br"ther+ 6e/s smart) he/s s"!histicated) and he has a real $"b+ Me) . g" "n three auditi"ns a m"nth and call myself an act"r) but 9"b is+++ M"nica: 7l""(ing "ut 5ind"58 Oh) g"d hel! us+ J"ey: WhatM"nica: ;gly 1a(ed Guy/s laying (itchen tile+ E553 J"ey: E553 L""() ./m as(ing a fa%"r here+ .f . d" this f"r her br"ther) maybe #ngela 5ill c"me bac( t" me+ M"nica: What/s g"ing "n here- 4"u g" "ut 5ith t"ns "f girls+

J"ey: 7!r"ud8 . (n"5) but) . made a huge mista(e+ . ne%er sh"uld ha%e br"(en u! 5ith her+ Will y"u hel! me- lease&Scene: 0"ss/ a!artment) 'handler is "%er+, 0"ss: 7"n !h"ne8 O() bye+ 7hangs u!8 Well) M"nica/s n"t c"ming) it/s $ust g"nna be me and 0achel+ 'handler: Oh+ Well) h"ld "n cam!er) are y"u sure y"u/%e th"ught this thing thr"ugh0"ss: .t/s laundry+ The thin(ing thr"ugh is minimal+ 'handler: .t/s $ust y"u and 0achel) $ust the t5" "f y"u- This is a date+ 4"u/re g"ing "n a date+ 0"ss: 1uh-uh+ 'handler: 4uh-huh+ 0"ss: S" 5hat/re y"u saying here- . sh"uld sha%e again) !ic( u! s"me 5ine) 5hat'handler: Well) y"u may 5anna rethin( the dirty under5ear+ This is basically the first time she/s g"nna see y"ur under5ear=y"u 5ant it t" be dirty0"ss: 7shee!ish8 1"+ 'handler: Oh) and uh) the fabric s"ftener0"ss: O() "() n"5 5hat is 5r"ng 5ith my Snuggles- What) it says ./m a sensiti%e) 5arm (inda guy) y"u (n"5) li(e a 5arm) fu22y bear+ O() . can !ic( s"mething else u! "n the 5ay+ 'handler: There y"u g"+ &Scene: # fancy restaurant) J"ey and M"nica are there) meeting #ngela and 9"b) 5h" M"nica thin(s is #ngela/s br"ther+, M"nica: Than( y"u+ S" 5hat d"es this 9"b guy l""( li(e- .s he tall- Sh"rtJ"ey: 4e!+ M"nica: WhichJ"ey: Which 5hatM"nica: 4"u/%e ne%er met 9"b) ha%e y"uJ"ey: 1") but he/s+++ M"nica: Oh my g"d) J"ey) f"r all 5e (n"5 this guy c"uld be h"rribly+++ 7#ngela and 9"b 5al( in+ 9"b is g""d-l""(ing+8 #ngela: 6ey) J"ey+ M"nica: +++h"rribly attracti%e+ ./ll be shutting u! n"5+ &Scene: 'entral er() 'handler and h"ebe are there) b"th ready t" brea( u! 5ith their significant "thers+, 'handler: Where are they- Where are theyh"ebe: This is nice+ We ne%er d" anything $ust the t5" "f us+ 'handler: .t/s great+ Maybe t"m"rr"5 5e can rent a car and run "%er s"me !u!!ies+ h"ebe: E55) . d"n/t 5anna d" that+ 7Janice and h"ebe/s b"yfriend) T"ny) 5al( in+8 'handler: 6ere 5e g"+ h"ebe: O() ha%e a g""d brea(-u!+ 'handler: 6ey) Janice+ Janice: Oh) my g"d) . am s" glad y"u called me+ . had the m"st su!remely a5ful day+ 'handler: 6ey) that/s n"t g""d+ 'an . get an es!ress" and a latte "%er here) !leaseJanice: We g"t the !r""fs bac( fr"m that !h"t" sh""t) y"u (n"5) the "ne 5ith the little %egetables+ #ny5ay) they !retty much suc(ed) s") . ble5 "ff the rest "f the day) and . 5ent sh"!!ing+++7l""(s thr"ugh her bags8+++ and . g"t y"u) ./m l""(ing) ./m l""(ing) ./m l""(ing) . g"t y"u+++ 7'handler sees h"ebe brea(ing u! 5ith T"ny+ She tal(s t" him f"r a fe5 sec"nds) hugs him) and then he lea%es+ 'handler is ama2ed h"5 easy it 5as f"r her+8 'handler: WhatJanice: What'handler: 7c"%ering8 What+++ did y"u get me there-

Janice: . g"t y"u+++these+ 7!ulls "ut a !air "f s"c(s8 'handler: 9ull5in(le s"c(s+ That/s s" s5eet+ Janice: Well) . (ne5 y"u had the 0"c(ys) and s" . figured) y"u (n"5) y"u can 5ear 9ull5in(le and 9ull5in(le) "r y"u can 5ear 0"c(y and 0"c(y)"r) y"u can mi* and match) m""se and s>uirrel+ Whate%er y"u 5ant+ 'handler: That/s great+ 7The drin(s arri%e) and 'handler d"5ns his es!ress" in "ne gul!+8 'handler: Well) ./m g"nna get an"ther es!ress"+ 'an . get y"u an"ther latteJanice: 7h"lding the full cu!8 1") n") ./m still 5"r(ing "n mine+ 7'handler 5al(s "%er t" the c"unter 5here h"ebe is) and is as(ing her ab"ut the brea(-u!+8 'handler: That/s ith"ebe: 4eah) it 5as really hard+ 'handler: Oh) yeah) that hug l""(ed !retty brutal+ h"ebe: O() y"u 5eren/t there+ &Scene: The Launderama) 0achel is there) 5aiting f"r 0"ss+ #n "ld 5"man ta(es 0achel/s cl"thes "ff the machine and begins l"ading it 5ith her things+, W"man: '"min/ thr"ugh+ M"%e) m"%e+ 0achel: Oh) /scuse me+ . 5as (inda using that machine+ W"man: 4eah) 5ell) n"5 y"u/re (inda n"t+ 0achel: 9ut . sa%ed it+ . !ut my bas(et "n t"!+ W"man: Oh) ./m s"rry) is that y"ur bas(et- .t/s really !retty+ ;nf"rtunately) . d"n/t see suds+ 0achel: WhatW"man: 1" suds) n" sa%e+ O(70"ss arri%es+8 0"ss: What/s g"in/ "n0achel: 6i) uh) n"thing+ That h"rrible 5"man $ust t""( my machine+ 0"ss: Was y"ur bas(et "n t"!0achel: 4eah) but) there 5ere n" suds+ 0"ss: S"0achel: Well) y"u (n"5) n" suds) n" sa%e+ 0"ss: 1" suds- E*cuse me) h"ld "n a sec"nd+ 7t" 5"man8 That/s my friend/s machine+ W"man: 6ey) hey) hey) her stuff 5asn/t in it+ 0"ss: 6ey) hey) hey) that/s n"t the rule and y"u (n"5 it+ 7The 5"man and 0"ss stare at each "ther+ <inally she ta(es her stuff "ut "f the machine and lea%es+8 0"ss: 7t" the cr"5d in the laundr"mat8 #ll right) sh"5/s "%er+ 1"thing t" see here+ 7t" 0achel8 O() let/s d" laundry+ 0achel: That 5as ama2ing+ . can/t e%en send bac( s"u!+ 0"ss: Well) that/s because y"u/re such a s5eet) gentle) uh+++D" y"u) uh) d" y"u+++Oh) hey) uh y"u must need detergent+ 70"ss !ulls "ut a huge b"* "f laundry detergent+8 0achel: What/s that0"ss: ;ber%eiss+ .t/s ne5) it/s German) it/s e*tra-t"ugh+ 70achel starts t" l"ad her cl"thes+8 0"ss: 0ach) d" y"u uh) are y"u g"nna se!arate th"se0achel: Oh g"d+ Oh) am . being li(e a t"tal laundry s!a2- . mean) am . su!!"sed t" use li(e "ne machine f"r shirts and an"ther machine f"r !ants0"ss: 0ach) ha%e y"u ne%er d"ne this bef"re0achel: Well) n"t myself) but . (n"5 "ther !e"!le that ha%e+ O() y"u caught me+ ./m a laundry %irgin+ 0"ss: ;h) 5ell) d"n/t 5"rry) ./ll use the gentle cycle+ O() um) basically y"u 5anna use "ne machine f"r all y"ur 5hites) a 5h"le n"ther machine f"r c"l"rs) and a third f"r y"ur uh) y"ur uh) delicates) and that 5"uld be y"ur bras and y"ur under!anty things+

0achel: 7h"lds a !air "f !anties in fr"nt "f 0"ss8 O() Well) 5hat ab"ut these are 5hite c"tt"n !anties+ W"uld they g" 5ith 5hites "r delicates0"ss: 7%isibly ner%"us8 ;h) that) that) that 5"uld be a $udgment call+ &Scene: <ancy restaurant) M"nica) J"ey) #ngela) and 9"b are seated at the table+, M"nica: 7t" J"ey8 6e is s" cute+ 7t" #ngela and 9"b8 S") 5here did y"u guys gr"5 u!#ngela: 9r""(lyn 6eights+ 9"b: 'le%eland+ M"nica: 6"5) h"5 did that ha!!enJ"ey: Oh my g"d+ M"nica: WhatJ"ey: . suddenly had the feeling that . 5as falling+ 9ut ./m n"t+ '"mmercial 9rea( &Scene: <ancy restaurant) J"ey and 9"b are tal(ing+, J"ey: S") y"u and #ngela) huh9"b: 4e!+ retty much+ J"ey: 4"u/re a luc(y man+ 4"u (n"5 5hat . miss the m"st ab"ut her- That cute nibbly n"ise 5hen she eats+ Li(e a ha!!y little s>uirrel) "r a 5easel+ 9"b: 6uh) . ne%er really n"ticed+ J"ey: Oh) yeah) yeah) listen f"r it+ 9"b: M"nica) M"nica is great+ J"ey: 4eah) but it/s n"t g"nna last+ She/s t"" much f"r me in bed+ Se*ually+ &Scene: The ladies/ bathr""m at the restaurant) M"nica and #ngela are tal(ing+, M"nica: ./%e g"tta tell y"u) 9"b is terrific+ #ngela: 4eah) isn/t heM"nica: .t is s" great t" meet a guy 5h" is smart and funny) and has an em"ti"nal age bey"nd) li(e eight+ #ngela: 4"u (n"5 5hat else- 6e/s unbelie%able in bed+ M"nica: W"5+ My br"ther ne%er e%en t"ld me 5hen he l"st his %irginity+ #ngela: 6uh+ That/s nice+ &Scene: 'entral er() h"ebe is c"aching 'handler "n h"5 t" brea( u! 5ith Janice+, h"ebe: O() y"u can d" this+ .t/s $ust li(e !ulling "ff a 9andaid+ Just d" it really fast) and then the 5"und is e*!"sed+ 7'handler 5al(s bac( t" c"uch) 5here Janice is+8 'handler: Janice+ 6i) Janice+ O() here 5e g"+ . d"n/t thin( 5e sh"uld g" "ut anym"re+ Janice+ Janice: #ll right+ Well) there y"u g"+ 7she gets e*tremely 5"und u!) and begins t" try and calm herself d"5n8 St"! it) st"! it) st"! it+ &Scene: The laundr"mat+, 0achel: O() . (n"5 this is g"nna s"und really stu!id) but . feel that if . can d" this) y"u (n"5) if . can actually d" my "5n laundry) there isn/t anything . can/t d"+ 0"ss: That d"es n"t s"und stu!id t" me+ 4"u (n"5) it/s li(e the first time . had t" ma(e dinner f"r myself) after 'ar"l left me- 7the bu22er "n the 5asher g"es "ff8 ./m s"rry) that/s all the time 5e ha%e+ 1e*t "n 0"ss+++7"!ens u! the 5asher8 ;h-"h+ 0achel: What uh-"h0"ss: 7n"t 5anting t" tell her8 ;h-"h) uh-"h) the laundry/s d"ne+ .t/s) uh) it/s a s"ng+ The laundry s"ng that 5e sing+ 7singing8 ;h-"h the laundry/s d"ne) uh-"h) uh-"h+ 0achel: 0"ss) 5hat/s the matter0"ss: 1"thing) n"thing+ Lee-l") the laundry/s d"ne+ 0achel: '"me "n) sh"5 me+

0"ss: #ll right) all right) it/s $ust that y"u left a red s"c( in 5ith all y"ur 5hites) and n"5) e%erything/s (inda !in(+ 0achel: Oh) e%erything/s !in(+ 0"ss: 4eah) uh) e*ce!t f"r the red s"c() 5hich is still red+ ./m s"rry) !lease d"n/t be u!set) it c"uld ha!!en t" any"ne+ 0achel: E*ce!t it didn/t+ .t ha!!ened t" me+ Oh) g"d) ./m g"nna l""( li(e a big marshmall"5 !ee!+ What am . d"ingWhat am . d"ing- My father/s right+ . can/t li%e "n my "5n3 . can/t e%en d" laundry3 7The 5"man 5h" had tried t" steal the 5ashing machine 5al(s by) and laughs+8 &Scene: The fancy restaurant) #ngela has her hand in 9"b/s shirt) and M"nica is %ery unc"mf"rtable+, M"nica: S"mething 5ent 5r"ng 5ith ;nderd"g) and they c"uldn/t get his head t" inflate+ S" any5ay) um) his head is li(e fl"!!ing d"5n 9r"ad5ay) right) and ./m $ust thin(ing+++ h"5 ina!!r"!riate this is+ ;m) ./%e g"t s"mething in my eye) uh) J"ey) c"uld 5e chec( it in the light) !lease76er and J"ey 5al( a5ay fr"m the table+8 M"nica: Oh my g"d+ J"ey: WhatM"nica: 6ell"3 Were 5e at the same table- .t/s li(e+++ c"c(tails in #!!alachia+ J"ey: '"me "n) they/re cl"se+ M"nica: 'l"se- She/s g"t her t"ngue in his ear+ J"ey: Oh) li(e y"u/%e ne%er g"tten a little rambuncti"us 5ith 0"ss+ M"nica: J"ey) this is sic() it/s disgusting) it/s) it/s=n"t really true) is itJ"ey: Well) 5h"/s t" say 5hat/s true- . mean+++ M"nica: Oh my g"d) 5hat 5ere y"u thin(ingJ"ey: #ll right) l""() ./m n"t !r"ud "f this) "(- Well) maybe . am a little+ M"nica: 7hits him lightly8 Oh3 J"ey: O53 M"nica: 7lea%ing8 ./m "utta here+ J"ey: Wait) 5ait) 5ait+ 4"u 5ant him) . 5ant her+ 6e li(es y"u+ M"nica: 0eallyJ"ey: 4eah+ ./m thin(ing) if 5e !ut "ur heads t"gether) bet5een the t5" "f us) 5e can brea( them u!+ &Time la!se) M"nica accidentally s!illed her drin( "n 9"b/s shirt and is 5i!ing it "ff+ J"ey is ma(ing eyes at #ngela+, M"nica: ./m s" s"rry) . can/t belie%e . did this) but . c"uldn/t st"! laughing at y"ur 1"rman Mailer st"ry+ 7#ngela is eating chic(en 5ings and ma(ing the 5easel-li(e n"ise J"ey had t"ld 9"b ab"ut+8 J"ey: ;h) 5aiter) "ne m"re !late "f chic(en 5ings "%er here+ &Scene: 'entral er() 'handler is still trying t" ease things "%er 5ith Janice) and there are ab"ut a d"2en em!ty Es!ress" cu!s in fr"nt "f him+ 6e is e*tremely 5ired+, 'handler: 6ere/s the thing) Janice+ 4"u (n"5) . mean) it/s li(e 5e/re different+ ./m li(e the bing) bing) bing+ 4"u/re li(e the b""m) b""m) 7'handler flails his hand "ut and hits Janice in the eye8+++ b""m+ Janice: O53 'handler: Oh) my g"d) ./m s" s"rry+ #re y"u "(Janice: O5+ ;m) it/s $ust my lens+ .t/s $ust my lens+ ./ll be right bac(+ 7She lea%es+8 'handler: 7t" h"ebe8 . hit her in the eye3 . hit her in the eye3 This is the 5"rst brea(-u! in the hist"ry "f the 5"rld+ h"ebe: Oh my g"d+ 7'handler d"5ns an"ther es!ress"+8 6"5 many "f th"se ha%e y"u had'handler: Oh) . d"n/t (n"5) a milli"n-

h"ebe: 'handler) easy) easy+ G" t" y"ur ha!!y !lace+ La la la la la la la+ 'handler: ./m fine+ h"ebe: #ll right+ 7Janice returns fr"m the bathr""m+8 'handler: ./m n"t fine+ 6ere she c"mes+ h"ebe: Wait here+ 9reathe+ 7 h"ebe g"es "%er t" s!ea( t" Janice+ She tal(s t" her f"r a fe5 sec"nds) and then Janice immediately smiles) hugs her) 5a%es t" 'handler) and lea%es+8 'handler: 6"5 d" y"u d" thath"ebe: .t/s li(e a gift+ 'handler: We sh"uld al5ays al5ays brea( u! t"gether+ h"ebe: Oh) ./d li(e that+ &Scene: The Launderama+ 0achel is s"rting her n"5-!in( cl"thes+, 0"ss: 4"u g"t the cl"thes clean+ 1"5 that/s the im!"rtant !art+ 0achel: Oh) . guess+ E*ce!t e%erything l""(s li(e $ammies n"5+ 7The same 5"man 5al(s "%er and ta(es 0achel/s laundry cart+8 0achel: Wh"a) ./m s"rry+ E*cuse me+ We had this cart+ W"man: 4eah) 5ell) . had a ?@-inch 5aist+ 4"u l"se things+ 1"5 c"me "n) get "utta my 5ay+ 70achel l""(s at 0"ss) 5h" m"ti"ns t" her t" get the cart bac(+8 0achel: ./m s"rry) y"u (n"5) maybe . 5asn/t being clear+ ;h) this is "ur cart+ W"man: 6ey) hey) hey there aren/t any cl"thes in it+ 0achel: 6ey) hey) hey) hey) >uit ma(ing u! rules3 W"man: Let g"3 7They struggle f"r the cart+ <inally) 0achel climbs inside "f it+8 0achel: #ll right) listen) missy+ .f y"u 5ant this cart) y"u/re g"nna ha%e t" ta(e me 5ith it3 7She thin(s it "%er) and then 5al(s a5ay+8 0achel: 7t" 0"ss8 4es3 Did y"u see that0"ss: 4"u 5ere incredible3 9rand ne5 5"man) ladies and gentlemen+ 0achel: . c"uld n"t ha%e d"ne this 5ith"ut y"u+ 70achel stands u! and (isses 0"ss+ 6e is stunned+ # m"ment "f silence f"ll"5s+8 0"ss: O() um) uh) m"re cl"thes in the dryer- 70"ss turns and bangs his head "n an "!en dryer d""r+8 ./m fine) ./m fine+ 0achel: #re y"u sure0"ss: 1"+ 'l"sing 'redits &Scene: 'entral er() 0"ss) 0achel) and h"ebe are there+ 0"ss has an ice!ac( t" his head+, 0achel: Oh) are y"u sure y"u/re "(0"ss: 4eah+ 0achel: D"es it still hurt0"ss: 4eah+ h"ebe: 7seeing 0achel/s cl"thes8 What a neat idea+ #ll y"ur cl"thes match+ ./m g"nna d" this+ 7M"nica and J"ey enter+8 M"nica: 6i+ h"ebe: 6ey) h"5/d it g"J"ey: E*cellent+ M"nica: We ri!!ed that c"u!le a!art) and (e!t the !ieces f"r "ursel%es+ 0"ss: What a beautiful st"ry+ 6ey) ./m fine by the 5ay+ M"nica: 7n"tices his head8 Oh) ./m s"rry+ 0achel: Where/s 'handler-

h"ebe: Oh) he needed s"me time t" grie%e+ 7'handler runs by the 5ind"5 "utside) $"y"us+8 'handler: ./m free3 ./m free3 h"ebe: That "ughta d" it+ End