In oUI large group, there are a lot of smart people.
People who are not fooled by appearances. People who know when to have faith in their own judgement when everybody around thinks differently. But there are also already made judgement on. It is unfortunately true . l people who have not settled issues that others have a 5 that more often than not, people will come to believe anything, if it is implied often enough. It is my belief that a lot of people develop a warped sense of values Honourary Editor F r me, and therefore, for at least a few others at this school, the topic of engineering tradition is a very large can of worms. I do not particularly enjoy the smell of worms, but I do fccl that it is some- what my right - my responsibility - to influence the traditions of the engineering society, of which I am a very proud member. regarding alcohol at Waterloo, partly as the result of a runaway engineering steam train that has been incor- rectly been taken in under the "tradition" canopy. I believe that any population has to take extreme care in controlling who it makes into its heroes. When I think of engineering traditions that have the potential to con- fuse and mislead people, the ones involving alcohol are leading the pack. What worries me even more is that I think the extent to which bad ideas are permitted to propagate through our society is partly tl,e fault of certain people in charge of organization: our leaders. The way in which our engineering society promotes certain social events is, in some ways, extremely " .. the general feeling is that the quickest drinkers " to bram- our heros. washing. In the mind of at least one small person (me) at this big school, a quick drinker is not someone to look up to. In no way can the ability to drink ever help anyone. In fact, I would even say tltat tl1e ability to drink is some- thing any person is better off not having. Having thought about the above ... The impressions I am left with after participating in some (but not all) engineering social events wornes me a little. Altl10ugh nobody has stated it outright, I sense the general feeling is that the quickest drinkers are our heroes. I feel that this is both wrong and dangerous. Any rep- resentative of the people should have to show his or her face in public on a regular basis. This is to give people the opportunity to throw rotten fruit at their leader if they feel so inclined. Or if necessary, storm the podiUIll, wrap their leader in heavy linen, and bake him or her inside the world's largest Christmas cake to reward him or her for a job well done. Every time a public figure appears, he or she is"out in the open, up for judgement. People can see where the power lies. The people are in controt as they should be. Freedom of information is key in any democracy. With- out it, things start to crumble very quickly. I frown because I know that this freedom of infor- mation is only half-present in the way business is carried out in some engineering institutions. Certain engineering events are never announced in my engi- neering class without a failed "attempt" to keep what is being announced a "secret". I think that keeping things disguised on such a large scale can be very dangerous. One (deliberate?) result of all this pathetic secrecy is that nobody is ever given the opportunity to publicly voice objection to events that are advertised "in secret". After all, who can oppose something that does not exist? And IT SEEMS AS IF EVERYBODY SUPPOR1S THESE ACTIVITlES, which I know is VERY FAR FROM THE 1RUIH. I strongly believe that every event should be named, described, and presented as it really is. If this were the case, people might be more inspired to think about who and what they are supporting, instead of being content to drift off with the rest of their class, down a path they have not investigated. Dishonesty grows like a cancer. A small deception a small lie. And then a whole lot of little lies ... a little "omission" on a budget record here and there ... Soon big lies .. and who knows where we are anymore. Next thing we know, we're all card-carrying communists. Where there are decisions to be made that affect large groups of people, let us at least be allowed to see the beast that threatens us. I think it is necessary to have a good think about what we consider important, lest we become just another herd of graduate engineering sheep, hopelessly entangled in the barbed wire trap- pings of complacency, slowly bleeding to death. Hey! The next deadline for submissions to the Iron Warrior is:
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Misfits of Society ."".,""""" Axel Takes on TV We would like to start this article by conveying our thanks for a joyous experience at the BOT. It was a pleasure to join so many plummers in having a good time and to see that the engineering spirit is quite alive and well. It is our hope to continue some of the great traditions of photo opportunities and fun, but please remember: you may not touch THE TOOL until you have received your ring at graduation. On the topic of the BOT, we would like to address the artide by Henry Murchland in the IRON WARRIOR. We are glad to hear that Mr. Murchland believes that ''THE TOOL is a wonderful mascot for engineering at Waterloo" and is concemed for its security. However, we are slightJy disappointed in his generalizations and believe that some of his arguments are misguided. Mr. Murchland writes about his concem of the BEARERS being ''half in the bag." In reality, NONE of us had consumed any alcoholic beverages prior to entering POETS that evening. It is a rule, among the BEARERS, that NO one may be intoxicated at an event such as this one. (It should also be noted that the iridium-light sensitive lenses of our sunglasses allow us to see 10 times more than conventional sunglasses, in dimly lit areas.) Mr. Murchland also expresses concem as we "paraded right through the spirited crowd" and that some plummers were "handled" as we advanced onto the new patio (by the way, nice patio). It is undear as to what Mr. Murchland is referring to by the term "handled", but to our knowledge no plummer was "handled" the night of the BOT. However, if you felt you were, please contact the engineering society president, John Campbell and tell him about the specifics of the incidence. Mr. Murchland also "guesses that [embracing the TOOL] is something reserved for people who have received a RING". The tradition of a graduate tapping herlhis iron ring on the tool, is as old as the tool itself. Touching 1I1e TOOL has always been reserved for graduating engineers (such as THE BEARERS) and should be respected, as such. Mr. Murchland also comments on past occurrences and mentions cases where some individuals, who were not members of the engineering society, were "astride the TOOL." It is traditions like these which are best left in the past. It is our hope that plummers enrolled at Waterloo will focus on the more important traditions, such as excellence in education and industry, engineer- ing pride (not arrogance), and community aid, such as food drives and the Bus Push. Other issues conceming the security of the TOOL were also raised. A comparison was drawn to the University of Toronto Engineering Society and their CENTRES OF CANADA, INC. 'double ring' of security, however it is important to note that their mascot has been stolen a far greater number of times then THE TOOL (approximately 10:1) and that we do not find it necessary to carry Billy-sticks or create a double ring of security, as the canon bearers do. We are not trying to protect THE TOOL from Waterloo Engineers, it is your mascot. With this said, we like to think that we can walk through a crowd of "spirited" plummers to reach the patio and enjoy the night air with everyone else, without someone trying to steal THE TOOL. Plus think if someone WOUld, not only would they have to challenge THE BEARERS for it, but they would also have to get through the "spirited crowdr' Everything in life is "case specific', with specific parameters and in this case we felt it was safe to go. We wish to thank Mr. Murchland for expressing his concems about THE TOOL and welcome any other comments or concems. On that topic, if they wish to write THE BEAR- ERS or THE TOOL we will be accepting letters through President John Campbell . You can either e- mail him at eng.prez@novice or give him a hand written letter and we will do our best to respond to you as soon as possible. Any appropriate letters will be published in THE IRON WARRIOR with our response under a new section called ''TOOL TIME". We hope that through this new section we can deal with any of your questions and keep you up to date on what THE TOOL has been doing. [We, the editors would like to take this opportunffy to thank those individuals responsible for this letter. Not only will they be deciding the content of this newspaper without our consultation, they came up with as nifty a name for it as 'tool time': Now if it had been up to me, I might have named it 'tool stool': and just think of the trouble that would have caused. Any further autocratic presumptious orders from any secret society may be delivered to us at the Iron Warrior office in CPH - ed. ps. Newspapers do not print artides or letters second hand. We are extremely liable. But thanks for thinkjng of us.] In dosing, John Campbell has been mentioning, that we are looking for someone to come up with an engineering logo which incorporates a graphic of the TOOL. As an added bonus, the winning plummer will be given a photo opportunity with THE TOOL and THE BEARERS (no, you will still NOT be allowed to touch THE TOOL). Good Luck and make sure you submit your designs to John by June 30th. LONG LIVE THE TooL!!!!!!! MAIL BOX RENTAL FACSIMILE SERVICE 170 University Ave. W. Suite 12 Waterloo,Ont. N2L3E9 Tel: (519) 746-0202 Fax: (519) 746-8590 I have been hanging around these engineering walls since the fall of 94, but not as an engineering student. I started attending Waterloo as a student in the Faculty of Science, and even though I was in Science I spent more time in POETS than anywhere else. Through out this time, I became introduced with many people that showed a lot of spirit and enthusiasm in events organized by fellow engineers. It became at this moment that I realized how lucky engineers at Waterloo were to have so many activities available to them to participate in. At the beginning of this spring term, my transfer into the Faculty of Engineering was approved and I became a student of this faculty. Except for the fact that I would be in school for a full year (12 months), I was glad to be a part of what I enjoyed so much in my first eight months here. It was not until the BOT pub in POETS that I caught my first glimpse of the TOOL and the Bearers. It was at this moment that I realized that the TOOL is not an idol to be worshipped, but a symbol of Waterloo Engineering and its importance should be upheld. It finally became clear (to me) that it should not be just the Bearers responsibility to protect the TOOL, but a responsibility of all students in this Faculty to keep it safe. The fact the TOOL comes out to many events, throughout the year, shows that the TOOL is with us throughout our years of study here at Waterloo, and not hidden in some dark comer and only seen at the Iron Ring Stag. So for everyone that discourages the presence of the TOOL, please reconsider, because you don't realize how valuable things like the TOOL are, until it is gone. I hope that never happens, here at Waterloo, with the TOOL. Mark Popik CSME 1996 ASME NATIONAL STUDENT DESIGN COMPETITION Regional 1st Prize - $200, Trophy, + up to $1(0) travel allowance to finals in Atlanta, Georgia 2nd Prize - $100 + plaque 3rd Prize - $50 + plaque At the FInals 1st Prize - $3000 and $1(0) to student chapter 2nd Prize - $1(0) and $500 to student chapter 3rd Prize - $500 and $250 to student chapter Many manufacturing processes involve the use of hazardous liquids which require proper collection and disposal after use. A company is interested in exploring feasible concepts for transporting such material from a factory collection point to a disposal collection point. You: Design a system (mechanism) that will safely transfer 8oz. water between two identical containers. See Karine for rules and details- Many groups can enter!! 1996 ASME Arthur L Williston Award Contest This contest is open to all mechanical engineering stu- dents and graduates. The contestant are asked to address this year's topic, ''Environmental Quality: How Clean is Oean?" 1st Prize is a certificate, bronze medal, $1000, and expenses paid to the International Mechanical Engineer- ingCongress. $200 will also be awarded to the chapter. 2nd Prize is $500 and a certificate. 3rd Prize is $250 and a certificate. All authors of acceptable papers will receive a letter of participation. (Looks good on a resume.) Paper (12 pages total) are to be postmarked February 15,1996. SEE KARINE!DR MORE DErAIlS! AN ENGINEER'S POST ELECTION GUIDE (in case you never worked out what the parties stood for anyway). Gordon Wilton Burrill S by the time this reaches your hands the election will already have come and gone. You will proba- ly be sick of the media bombardment concerning the election so I have decided to write about what the different parties have promised. What you don't like builds character. In addition, you can now be an informed citizen watching and checking whether or not whoever wins does anything they said. So this is the comerstone of our democracy put into action, where the educated masses head to the poles to have their voices resonate to the very centre of the power structure. Or if you AREN'T on Prozac it is where a simplistic view of the problems facing society are used to judge which person we will put into office. Leaving our sarcasm aside, and ignoring all the larger questions of why Canadians aren't as interested in poli- tics as our counterparts in Europe, let's continue. WARNING: I will shamelessly try and present a simplistic, biased and probably only mildly accurate summary of the political parties and their position on some of the issues facing engineers and regular citizens without slide- rules. Sony Family Coalition, I'm limited to 500 words. By the way, yes I did write this before realizing that the election would be over before anyone had a chance to read it. So what, we all make misIakes. .... EDUCATION: The Liberals will implement a core program stress- ing math, science and technology. Tuition fees increas- es would be '1imited" and a new student-assistance plan developed. In addition, part time study would be made easier by making universities offer more evening courses. I guess it looks a bit like what the federal liber- als have also been proposing. The Conservatives would also stress a core cunicu- lum with standardized tests. Abolish Grade 13, but there would be 5 exb'a days a year. Funding to colleges and universities cut 400 million and fees partly deregu- lated. A new student loan program to be created. Per- haps the tax cuts he proposes will allow the alumni to donate more and that way we won't realize that the 400 million was taken. Or maybe not. The NDP have concentrated more on basic education before university with destreaming and plans to get rid of Grade 13. ENVIRONMENT: The Liberals would introduce mandatory velUcle testing to get those damn mustangs that try and drag my Tercel off the road. Big ugly plants with the phallic symbols would be affected by updating air-pollution regulations for industrial sources. Regions would not have to look after their own garbage, maybe, depend- ing on how much of a pain it is. Civils would work for the Oean Water Agency and private -sector industries to make sewage and water services more effective. The Conservatives are saving paper by not writing anything down that I could find. The NDP would continue to force regions to look after own garbage. No new nuclear plants. New pui<s and other places for fuzzy animals and people sick of U of W after exams. EMPLOYMENT EQUITY: With our little co-Op program employment equity has become a reality for both men and Women that stu- dents at non-co-op (0 schools are not exposed to as directly. The Liberals have said that quotas would not to be imposed. The Employment Equity law, howev- er, would remain and they would try and reduce the cost of implem ntation. They also have mentioned improving access for foreign trained eJ.l1ployees, per- haps as a result of the shortage of doctors in ruraI areas. The Conservatives have gained pUblicity for saying that the Employment Equity Act would go if they were elected. TIley have also mentioned strengthening the Human Rights Code to protect minorities. TIle NOP has proposed no changes to the Employ- ment Equity Act. TIIETOOL: The Liberals have been mute on the subject of the Tool and the fact that it consumes some of the funding of your Engineering Society dollars. Due to Budget restraints the Conservatives have said that the tool will have to start paying for itself through advertising. BilIboaIds on the side is what is personally recommended by Mike Harris. In the spirit of co-operation during budget restraint, the NDP proposes melting the tool with all the other engineering mascots in the province (canons, etc. .. ) and each school will then have a square block of the resul- tant mix. No inequalities between schools that encour- age aggression and conflict. Toolbearers would remain in Older to move the block during engineering activities. So stay informed, and I appreciate having the media power from the advertising dollars of our sponsors to write down and print thousands of copies of whatever comes into my head. Go buy more stuff from them. The Legal System: Beyond Its Time? Stephen Kingsley-Jones
legal system has no connection to justice,
morality or logic This maxim applies to all coun- tries and all systems currently in existence. Given the above truth the question presents itself; what is law and why does it maintain the pretense of justice? To clear the air a bit, there are many kinds of law: Common Law, Criminal Law, Tax Law, etc The funda- mental principle is the 5an1e for all of thenl. All laws are based upon the historical and existing culture of a soci- ety and have no basis upon justice, morality or logic. A few examples to start 1) TIle legal definition of marriage from the Olristian concept of one father & one mother (though it is far older than Christianity). Marriage and its accou- trements are determined by economic circumstances (ie. culture) and can take many fom'lS. Harems (usually of women) are a symptom of extreme wealth where as one man and all his brothers marrying one woman is a sign of extreme poverty. I suppose 1:1 ratios are some- where in between. 2) Indecent exposure laws are a perfect example of how the law reflects the culture. In some times and some places, it was forbidden for a man to remove his shirt in public. Over time uch things change depend- ing upon what is culturally acceptable. 3) Freedom of religion comes not by declaration but from having a multitude of religions, each powerful enough to delimit the others. Examples of "one reli- gion" legal systems are obvious in many Islanuc cul- tures. As is quite visible the law is not based on some over- riding morality, justice or logic. Now to some, this may be "old news" at least in some ways, but many people (particularly lawyers) present a "belief' in the law as if it were ordained by some deity. For their information it is NOT. It is a mixture (and quite a confusing mixture) of religious, logistical and idealistic concepts. How can any country which claims it is "free" have laws which prohibit one from dressing (or undressing) as you choose? Or prohibit polygamous, polyandrous or 5an1e-sex marriages? Or restrict the age of consensual sex? All these are examples of where the culture's acceptance of freedom stops. Irrelevant of the principle involved. TIlC idea lh.\t this of religious, tmdilionru, and rurrent cultural beliefs be repL1C'C(i by a fundamen- tal d claration by whi h nil futur laws should be judged is not ncw, i ' . the "Constitution" dnd our h.\I"- ter of rights. Unfortunately th y ill'(' only em to the old system. You might call it ,)n uPb>Tcldc on the old version, but is certainly not a n w syst en: . It still c."\r- ries alllhe old baggage that this English, Jud(.'O'Chrisl- ian, rnale ori nted society always had. It has been suggested that a truly logiml, scientific sys- tem of law could b created, from which we drive all laws as a result of a logical principle. nately, whilc it might provide a more sensible we haven't the cullure for it. ideas of individual sanctity, or freedom of: cxpre sion, dress, marriage, COl'lSlImption, etc., arc still too foreign to most. Until majority can recognize a few fundament"l concepts fonn a basis for U-us system of "logicl1 law" we'll . have to muddle through with the prejudice, preconcep- tions & injustices. I supposc that, for now, I'll have keep my Speedo on. Closing the Loop 50 Years Later (revisiting a WWII concentration camp) E spring, 50 years after I had last seen the place, I returned to the concentration camp in which I had spent five years of my life during World War n. The camp in question is called Sachsenhausen. It is located in the former East Germany, 35 kilometres north of Berlin. I visited there April 22-24, remi.niscing, attending ceremonial occasions tha t marked the 50th anniversary of the liberation of the camp, and sharing memories with approximately 1,700 former prisoners who, like me, were also there as guests of the govern- ment of the Federal State of Branden- burg. Since former prisoners' families were also invited the total number of guests was around 4,500 ... about 2,000 family members came too. Many German citizens attended the ceremonies, so in all there were more than 20,(0) on hand. To this end, I was a little regretful that more of Sach- senhausen has not been preserved, as a testament to his- tory. Some of the most significant parts of the camp as we knew it, including the crematoria and other execu- tion sites have been partly replaced by memorials that unfortunately do not begin to convey the significance of the tragic events there. Still, some of the gallows where I had witnessed hangings during those unhappy years, are still to be seen, and some installations for quite indicating that true world peace is not yet a reality. In the concentration camps it had been important to try to struggle against tyranny, even though the strug- gle was one sided. Any effort we might be able to help bring down the system was important, even though the ultimate victory was still only a partial one. Still, it was gratifying to hear a minister form the federal govern- ment in Bonn admit, during one of the speeches, to the "catastrophe" of Nazism. From my experience, I can say that what lead to this catastrophe was, to a dlQ) phi oonsiderable extent, the concept that
k ... r '"" ._ today we have come to call "political \v .... ___ '- correctness." I refer to the ability of the people of Germany at that time to accept whatever decisions their gov- ernment made, without challenge. , Thus to speak critically of the Hitler government, of those days, was to have no class, or status. There was tremendous pressure to perform. The political correctness, combined with a strong sense of duty and obedience, led to the disaster. Those who did object were, by and large isolated, though one of my early experiences in the camp was of a young girl who came up to the ditch in which I was working (we were digging a sewer system for the city of Oranienburg) and gave us some apples. We were so hungry at that time we were barely able to stay alive. In my case, I was joined on the trip by my two sons - one alone since his wife could not come, the other with his fiance. My wife could not bring herself to go, not wishing to experi- ence the emotional turmoil of having to relive those terrible days again, after all these years. I certainly under- stand her refusal but once there, I per- sonally found the experience to be a very moving one. It stirred up many memories. I was particularly pleased my sons agreed to go because for the first time, they began to understand what it had meant to be a prisoner in the camp ... the hen we went through during those five wartime years. But we emerged scarred but not broken - we did not depart from our princi- ples; we were fighters to the end. D c=J 0 OGa nffD 8- rLr Irrn n=n 0 \ /r.1 . I . D[l,c;] CJ L-=:J L-=:.Jc::J \) CJ @ uc:::J . " .'? 1 /I r If 0 She was a very small girl and I tried, during my visit to contact her through the local newspaper. I was not successful but it would have been nice to express our gratefulness to her for her brave act. CJ::D OGs 0 0"" 0 c=J . lCJ_} I was interested to learn that despite our experiences there, the concentration camp in Sachsen- hausen had been permitted to contin- ue after the war. Thus at one point, between the end of World War n and the early '50s, 60,(0) Germans contin- ued to be imprisoned in Sachsen- hausen. Some of them were former Nazis, it is true. But others weren't; they were imprisoned simply because they were anti-communists. the records show that of this number, 12,000 died. This is a rather small number compared to the more than 100,(0) registered prisoners (and over U 0 /' I fI' r', I. .. " \ \ q SS Officers' villas \: . -=--) \ '\ _ \ \jl r=1. - -- J 8 - J c=:-J -- ,', . ,.-\ ... _ -I L.-l ',' . . .' .t, '. f ., ' I II f i . .. ! . '.' . i . meals, and so forth - and ammged " 'I. '.' '. " " .: .', ' .. :',':, 0; 0': 0 [-J rjJ" r " '[ the ceremonial activities. Former --!.... ......... i... Brandenburg paid all our expenses - airfare, hotel accommodation, prisoners from Canada, United States, from many countries in Europe including former iron curtain coun- tries (Poland, Ukraine, Russia) attend- ed.! was rather surprised that so many were still able to make the trip, when one considers how many failed Ii Sachsenhausen had been engineered deliberately, as a system for killing people." to survived the camp in the first place, how poorly we fared while we were there, and how many years have since passed. Staging the event was clearly a gesture of atonement on the part of the German government. It must be said that a number of very constructive things happened during the occasion. This was because of the approach organizers clearly took - that while the world must never forget the horror of the camps, so that they should be "places of memory" for all time - nothing similar should ever be pennitted to happen again. sophisticated killing. Certainly, there is enough to indi- cate that the camp was deliberately designed as a set- ting for mass mW"CIers. The other former prisoners shared their experiences of fIfty years ago and in general, we felt great warmth for each other and joy in seeing how many of us were still alive. We shared our happiness that the old Nazi system had now been gone for so many years. Yet I sensed a good deal of ooncem too over the present situ- ation in the world. We had all been getting the news reports from Bosnia, Rwanda and other trouble spots 100,000 non-registered) who died in Sachsenhausen alone during the war years. Still, the end of the war did not mean all the killing stopped. I recall very clearly that during the very last days of the war the Gestapo decided that Sachsenhau.sen's pris- oners, and those in the nearby Ravensbrueck camp for women, must be moved to the port city of Luebeck, where they were to be drowned in merchant ships. We were herded out of the camps to walk northwest, in what truly became a "march of death." About 60,(0) prisoners started the march; within ten days 6,000 of them had died or been killed. We were weak to start The Sandford Fleming Foundation 4306 Carl Pollock Hall, Uni.versity of Waterloo Waterloo, Ontario, N2L 3G1 Waterloo Campus Actiyities (519) 888-4008 Thirteen silver medals were given to students from across the eight branches of engineering, at the May 1994 Convocation.
f4cat{emic ~ c e e n c e Co-Operative Proficiency Terrence Koehler, Cfzemica[ 'Engineering Timothy Lawson, Civil'EntJineering De-Wei Yin, cfiemica'Engineering Craig White, Computer 'Engineering Jullien Ollivier, 'Eiectrica 'Engineering Jeffrey Germaine, 9tfecfia.nicaf'Engineering Elise Fear, Systems flJesign 'Engineering Jane Alcott, yeofogicaf 'Engineering Stanley Ma, :Management Sciences Option Brian Wickenheiser, Civil 'Engineering David Hansquine, Computer 'Engineering Michael White, lJv{ecfwnfcal 'Engineering Jason Alleman, Systems 'Design 'Engineering with and we had to go without food for days. Anyone who fell behind was shot. There were lots of shoot- ings. The atmosphere of revenge was gone. There was But in my view there ought to have been an ethical I remember particularly the reactions of the Gennan villagers as we marched past them along the road. They simply didn't notice us! Of course, they were surely afraid to do otherwise. mourning. There was a strong resolve among every- component to professional education for the German one I met that such a tragedy ought never be allowed engineers of the time that would have told them, back to recur ... because one cannot build a future on destruc- at the start of the war or before, that to design such an tive hate; instead, we must find ways to build bridges instnnnent was a misuse - a conuption - of their tal- into the future. Certainly this is particularly appealing ents. Engineers need to concern themselves with in an era of growing internationalism. moral issues, as do the members of all pro.fess.ions, and This is why I have personally tried to do as much as as do all of us! About halfway along the march we learned of the I could to foster relationships between students of my There needs to be an ethical constraint that becomes plan to execute us all in Luebeck. So I decided to own university, Waterloo, and thnse in the University aa:eptedasthemajordesigncriterion. escape. My friends organized a disturbance in the of Braunschweig, in Germany. I did this through orga- Summarizing my concentration camp experience I yard behind a farmer's barn where we spent the night nizing the exchange programme for engineering stu- reach the conclusion that the most important societal and, together with two friends, I slipped through the dents involving both UW and Braunschweig, which issues are strength of character and moral value sys- yard fence and hid in a forest. Some other prisoners continues and is blooming at the present. My hope is terns, and that an education system that ignores these followed us. Whether, had the war continued, we that these exchanges will encourage young people in leads to catastrophe. Thus the truth about concentra- would have been caught and summarily executed I both countries to get to know each other, and to find tion camps must continue to be taught and learned. It cannot say, but fortunately the war ended before they out how much we all have in common. is in that spirit that I am writing these U fragments of caught us, and we were spared. Surely, we need to do more than this. We need to reports" of my experiences. During my visit this spring I retravelied the "death foster the development of a sense of ethics, among Thinking back to my years in Sach.<;('11hausen, T reol- march" route. This time, I noted, there Vl' I\(. W that at Lhl' were signs all along the road indicat- tim or my impris ing that it was the route along which " the most important societal issues are strength of OJlm nt, it w( uld thousands of marchers had been shot 11 'vcr lit \I '0"( .S4.'<.:i andalso,thankfully,signsthatindicate character and moral value systems, and that an education my mind that the German people themselves and. " som day - 50 their government are saying "never system that tgnores these leads to catastrophe. years Jatl'r 1 again". I even found the barn in would bt' rcturtl- which I had spent that last night. It is ing, and that I still there. I stopped to talk to a man beside it. He said young professional people, that will make it impossi- would afterwards att mpt to report on my visit, as I he had learned about our escape from his parents; he ble for them to take part in the kinds of things young now am doing. But it has happened! And what thQ remembered them talking about us. engineers did during the Hitler era in Gennany. As a world must do now is try to make sure that indCt.xi, th I found a great enjoyment in meeting and making young engineer myself at the time, I was readily able to phrase "never again" continues to be the inspiration of friends with other former prisoners, from Poland, Rus- see that Sach.senhausen had been engineered deliber- citizens of all COWltries, for all time to com . sia, Ukraine, even from Germany itself. Many of the ately, as a system for killing people. There can be no people I met were Jewish survivors who are today liv- doubt that the engineers who designed the place knew ing in New York, Chicago, Toronto, Montreal and exactly what it was going to be used for. other North American cities and towns. They have One wonders then: What ought to have been survived. or course there were also more than 1000 included in their educations that would have prevent- Polish survivors. I saw a plaque at Sachsenhausen, in ed them from participating in such a monstrous the underground walk to the execution place, in mem- scheme? Perhaps they had no choice because their ory of a group of 33 Polish citizens who were executed characters were too weak to enable them to make the there in the fall of 1940. At one point we all attended a proper decision - that it would be better to die than to Jewish Kaddish ceremony for the dead. commit such an immoral act! Bob Whitton in conversation with Dr. Jerzy T. Pindera, Professor Emeritus Deptartment of Civil Engineering My Life ... as a squirrel. Gene Chae, 5 & m other day, as r was standing outside of the Math and Computers building having my daily cigarette, an incident a squirrel changed my life, in that it latllrpn,"" me to the intricacies of human nature while revealing to me the reason for most, if not all, the world's problems. Before this incident, I simply thought of . as being very pitiful creatures; I had a lA1nrV1r,n- theory that all squirrels lead very sad and were thus suicidal. I came upon this , .... after observing that squirrels when rrn"",irl"'Streets, sit at the edge of the curb, wait a car passes by and then proceed to throw their pathetic little bodies in front of the . I mean, either they're suicidal or really stupid and nothing is that stupid (accept people who ride their bike drunk, hit a and break ... ahem). Anyway, I was standing outside, minding own business, when I noticed a squirrel beside me on top of a garbage can intently at something directly in front of it. Nor- , I would not have noticed something as rommon a squirrel, but what got me about this squirrel was that it seemed so interested in something and gave its undivided attention to it. This got me thinking, what the hell could this damn little rodent be looking at? My turned towards direction that the squirrel was fac- ing, yet I didn't notice anything particularly interesting. perplexed, I began a more intent examination of surroundings and then it hit me - Squirrels' eyes are the sides of their heads and that squirrel wasn't look- ing in the direction that it was facing - it was looking through the side of its head at me. What stupid arrogance - I naturally assumed that everyone (thing/ rodent/ ... whatever) is the same as me. Sure I've heard it said many times that, "you can't truly understand someone until you put yourself in his shoes", and I actually thought that I was pretty good at doing so, yet this incident was a reminder of peoples' na tural instinct to assume that everyone thinks in the same way as them. People, although they may not realize it (or choose not to realize it), too often believe that their way is the only way and that if someone doesn't act in a certain manner, look the right way or Come See The Stars UW Observatory Staff Cheryl Noll Giseie Dagenais Come out for some stellar sight seeing through the University of Waterloo telescopes. W have a 12-inch telescope in the observatory on the roof of the physics building, and various portable reflectors and refractors as welL See Jupiter, Mars, the Moon, stars and more. In general and weather permitting, the observatory is open to the public on the first Wednesday of each month. During the winter months, tours begin at about 7pm and during the summer, tours begin shortly after 9pm, or when it's dark Meet on the third floor of the physics building outside room 313. For the Summer '95 term. the scheduled times are: June7 - at 9:30 pm July 5 - at approximately 9:30 August 2 - at approximately 9:00 Tours for individual groups can also be arranged in advance. Check out our home page http://astro.uwaterloo.cafor last minute details, or email usatobserve@astro.uwaterloo.ca believe in the same things that they "should" believe in, they must be wrong. Often, we don't even think of the remote possibility that we may be wrong and that not everyone is the same as us - or should they be. The position of the squirrel's eyes is not 'wrong' in rompar- OOn to that of a human, rather it is simply different. In fact, they are probably better suited for what it needs them for and squirrels probably would not function too well with human-positioned eyes. If people kept a more open mind, not being so quick to judge, and actually accepted that not everyone should be a certain way, many of the world's problems would be solved. 1his little incident uncovered a lot about who we are as a race and the need for better understanding amongst ourselves. After this incident, I have realized the need not to see the world from a narrow perspec- tive that so many people do and I no longer look at a squirrel in quite the same way (it's a rather humbling experience to have all your beliefs and values ques- tioned by a rodent). Anyway, the next time you come across a squirrel, or purposefully put one out of its mis- ery with your brand new four-runner as part of some sadistic (but fun) game, don't look and see another stupid little animal; stop and look at the world through a different perspective - through the eyes of a squirrel King Rudolph Players K g Rudolph Players has been part of the Kitchener-Waterloo theatre since April 1994. The company arose out of a need for self-employment. Its oung founders realized that it was the most direct route for them to expe- rience fully all the demands of the theatre profession, and more importantly, to give them the freedom to shape their own involvement. The inaugural production was John Guare's unusual comedy, the House ofBlue Leaves, directed by Jennifer Epps and featuring a cast of 11. This play, a cross between farce and serious social comment, was presented for two weeks in August 1994 at the Waterloo Community Arts Centre, also known as the Button Factory, and received favourable reviews by Robert Reid of the Kitchener-Water- 100 Record and by Rosemary Andeson of The Guelph Mercury. The company was lucky enough to draw on a wide range of beginners, amateurs, and profer sionals for cast and crew, including students and alumni from the University of Waterloo and Wilfrid Laurier University. King Rudolph Players supports and actively pursues a theatre of ideas. This company wishes to explore the medium through relevant and challenging works. All members are involved because of their love of the oaft and their belief in the inunediacy of theatre as a fundamental, grass-roots power. Anand Rajaram and Jennifer Epps are the artistic directors of the 1995 season. The three productions for the summer of 1995 are: American Buffalo at the Water Street Theatre by David Marnet, June 6-17, The Adding Machine by Elmer Rice, July 11-15, and Cymbeline by William Shakespeare, Aug 10-20. Mirage Aili Maki Jtnotlier cfesert, Jtnotlier pac.ej Jt aifferent moon{igfit On myface, '11ie seawina 6rings Jt aream of rain: '11iis Sana transformei 'To grassy prain. '11ie sun sears iown JlLna facfes tlie flowers. :My 60ay acfies 'To feeC tfie showers. '11ie crowis appear 'But 6ring no rain. '11ie ary wina [ifts '11ie santfs again. The Stone Roses: What A Review Marine rrermina{ 28 May Stephanie and Aaron Christie Chemvlcted E er once and a while, a band comes out of now. here without warning, stops you in our tracks and makes you reevaluate everything. And The Stone Roses have d.one it...1WICE. Their self-titled debut in 1989 rocked the British charts and sent waves around the globe. The appropriately named release "Second Coming" has done it again. It was not surprising after waiting six years for a Stone Roses concert, to have to a wait anotl1er few hours at Marine Tenninal 28. 90 minutes in line outside ... 60 minutes crammed inside. After such an exten ive sound check, one would assume that all the problems would be reme- died ... but then again ... maybe not. The Roses opened with one of the favourites, ''1 Want To Be Adored', and the crowd immediate- ly forgave the band for their tardiness. Soon after, problems arose and lead vocalist Ian Brown was evidently disturbed. Technical problems with Brown's monitor caused him to bring a tune to an abrupt stop for yet anotl1- er sound check. In all honesty, we were happy with the interruption, rather than hearing the muffled version of a frustrated vocalist. It may not have been the only option, but it certainly was the best one. Brown's ego then shone through from that moment for- ward. This should NOT have been a stuprise to Stone Roses fans as the band is well known as "the cockiest, self-fulfilling prophecy" in the music scene today. Let's not forget that Ian Brown isn't the only member of this foursome. The unexpected omission of the drummer Rem sent waves of disbelief throughout the audience. His replacement did not rise to the occasion but did as well as could be expected. Bassist Mani made up for Ian's lack of enthusiasm with a vibrant stage presence and then there was guitarist John 1995 Squire.A show stopper with his smoky curl of psyche- delic guitar riffs that made the rusty warehouse seem like Carnegie Hall Fans may have been disappointed with the lack of "Fool's Gold" and "Sally Cinnamon", however, shattering songs like "She Bangs The Drums" and ''1 Am The Resurrection" definitely made up for the other Famous tunes like "10 Story Love Song" were surprisingly met with a crowd chanting each and every word. Also, unexpectedly, the band sat down for an out- standing acoustic set of ''Your Star Will Shine" and "Good Times". Ian's vocal ability could by no means be questioned after that exceptional perfonnance. So, does this sound disappointing? Definitely Perhaps there was a poorly cho- sen venue, a lack of an encore and an emotion- less, unresponsive lead vocalist; that can not be ignored ... but for the die hard Stone Roses fans, it was all worth the wait. For those fans who were shocked and disap- pointed with The Roses ... it must be understood that the performance was an exact display of everything they've ever represented. We must remember that The Stone Roses' gained momen- tum and paved the way for bands such as RI.D.E., Charlatans, Blur and the now popular Oasis. For those who missed the show, you missed yet another exciting chapter in The Stone Roses mysterious journey. And for those who made it...We'll see you all again in another six years! E.T. II: This Time It's Personal by the Brothers Dum E was a beautiful summer evening in the Australian outback. The aboriginal warnor reclined against a calyptus tree, scratched absently, and gazed lazily into the sky. Time seems to stop at that instant as day fades to night, and the world turns into a mystical more magical place. Peripherally, something caught the war- rior's attention. He turned his head and saw what seemed to be a shooting star. This, is a bad omen, thought the warnor, an evil god is coming to earth in his chariot of fire. Instinctively the warnor crouched and prepared himself for battle. The shooting star grew larger and larger, until it seemed to fill the entire sky with its blazing glory. As brave as the warnor was this fury of the gods was too terrifying for any man, even a wanior such as he. He crouched in the bushes. The star came closer and closer, growing in bril- liance until the warnor had to avert his eyes. Suddenly there was complete darkness, and by the light of the moon he could see the silvery shining outline of a round pod-shaped rock sitting not a hundred feet away from him. Paralysed by fear, the man stayed crouched behind the bushes not making a sound. Suddenly the rock cracked open, and the shadowy outline of a strange spindly creature was framed by a dull light emanating from the depths of the inside of the rock. The man could stand no more, most men would be maddened by the visions he had withstood that night. That fateful fearful night. The sky grew dim and swirled around him as the warnor passed out with a crash in the bushes. When next he opened them he saw a weird squashy little guy with a head shaped like an eggplant and a glowing red figure crouched over him ET had come home. Fade to present. ET is perched behind a giant podi- um in front of the adulating gaze of millions of giant mutated kangaroo faces. "Too long have the humans held sway over this world. They have raped. and pillaged the entire planet. They have destroyed and enslaved all the other races including my own. Oh the humans are diabolical indeed. They drugged me and planted the seeds of my races destruction within me. For many long years I have lived with this addiction that I passed on to the rest of my race. This maddening craving that fills the entire core of my being, this desire overwhelms me until I can stand it no more. I must have them, even now I can resist the temptation no more." The mob below him gave an adoring sigh as ET shovelled handfuls of brightly coloured candy coated chocolate Reese's Pieces into his mouth. "And look! The humans even lied about this! They do melt in your hands." Ef held his hands up for the creatures to behold. The mob was l'6:l.ching a fever- ish pitch. '1t was to teach these humans that I created you, my beloved Cl'6:l.tures, my Dracaroos. You are the mas- ter race! You have been genetically enhanced in order to punish these naked apes. I took the two greatest species on earth, the blood sucking bat and the kanga- roo and made them into you the DRACARcx)s'. " At this point the giant screens that had laid dor- mant behind him came to life and a stirring patriotic music filled the giant hall. Images of savagely mutilat- ed kangaroos killed only for the sport that they provid- ed. The cries of the crowd grew louder and louder until it drowned out even the stirring patriotic music. ET. held up his hand and instantly an unholy silence swept over the crowd. The winged dracaroo warnors licked their fangs in anticipation. ow was not the time for talk, it was the time for action. Unfortu- nately E.T. was not all that great at understanding the mood of the crowd so he just kept on talking. "We will destroy tIle will power of the entire human race. We will enslave them and make the entire world into a massive factory for the utopian production of Reese's Pieces. And you my faitllful followers will be the gwps and filloters." The stupid but strong Draca- roos did not now what these things were but assumed that they must be good as their leader fully endorsed them. Shouts of ascension rang out as the Dracaroos nodded violently to each other. "Now go forth and conquer, my children! Destroy and enslave the evil S.o.B.'s." And on that note, they arose in a giant cloud and flew to the four comers of the globe. The war was over in a matter of days. The humans were no contest for the fury unleashed by these bastions of hell. The remaining humans were gathered and put to work in giant Reese's Pieces camps. The humans had not surrendered completely, there was an underground movement, led by the brilliant and virile Doctor James Burke. Connecting the invention of the Reese's Pieces to the evolution of the peanut, he managed to extract an enzyme that would hasten the evolutionary process and give consciousness to the candy coated peanut butter treats. These once defenceless candies would now tower over even the highest of skyscrapers, run faster than a goat on acid, bend Huck tl1ings very easily, and recite Homer's lliyad i.n original greek. After a short period of dor- mancy, the new improved Reese's Pieces were hatched and at work. Shortly after, the draca- roos were completely obliterated in horrible and discusting ways. E.T. managed to survive by dressing in drag, and hiding in a trailer park in Alabama. TIlere he sat drinking beer, eating Reese's Pieces and lamenting his lost once great empire, and appeared on talk shows such as Gera1do and Sally Jesse. James Burke was automatically elected world leader and obliterated disease, hunger, famine, the common cold, and bad hair days. The Reese's Pieces created a giant spacecraft from an orange, two paperclips, and a swiss knife CMacGuyver helped) and flew off to help save the rest ofE. T.'s race. 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Dr. StrangeApocalypse (How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the End of the World) 8ellabarba STRESSED "60-61" Club , a whole month without spending every weekday on campus. I don't know how much more of this I can take! By the time this published, we'll probably be under a new govern- I know I can't wait until whoever wins the elec- to start keeping all their campaign promises, espe- Iy the Conservative leader, Mike Harris. He nYrII'Y'l""""" that if he breaks any of his promises, he will . Am I the only person who sees the Catch-22 I don't know which of his promises he'll break .... """, but I can guess what t he second one will be. back to the Apocalypse ... -Full House has been cancelled!!! You might think that this i.s in fact a joyous occasion, a victory evil, and no reason to fear the coming of the __ ",nf)(">'Il\Jn<:P The problem is, they made enough """"'IleJ:>1SOoes to last decades in syndication. Had the . _I .,h,n,,, been nipped in the bud after the pilot, we could have been from further atrocities. -The makers of Krazy Glue now have a product ,_ .... '-GU,l<:;u Krazy Glue Skin Guard, the purpose of seems to be to protect the incompetent themselves. Now, when some chowder _.u"""u pours Krazy Glue all over their hands, face, and any other exposed body parts, they will have 30 seconds in which to wash it off before every- thing starts to stick to them. How are kids today supposed to learn anything any more? Krazy Glue Skin Guard, crayons that wash off walls with a little soap and water, Barney; just what kind of a .future are we preparing for the younger generation? -As I was wandering by one of the dozens of coffee machines strategically located around my office, I took the time to read one of t he coffee pouches as I waited for the pot to finish brewing. The back of the pouch had a blurb that read, "Steps in Making Good Coffee." Here, I thought, would be some little known secrets about the finer points of making of a good cup of Java. 111c steps were a follows: 1) Place filter in brew bas- ket, 2) Empty coffee pouch in filter, 3) Slide basket into place,4) Add water in lOp of machine. Somewhere, out there, Juan Valdez just felt a Slabbing pain in his heart. The pouch should have read, "If you don't know what to do with this individual sized packet of coffee grounds, then just call the Coffee Board, and we'll send someone over to beat the crap out of you with a tack hammer because you are too stupid to be allowed to reproduce." -Having a lot of time to kill during exams, I tumed to early morning 1V, and its daily parade of White Trash, to keep my mind off the courses I hadn't cracked books for yet. On one call for the dregs of humanity, Sally invited people who have friends who are pregnant and having affairs to call in and get on the program. Just how dense would a guy have to be to have an affair with a pregnant woman. I can see him down at the pub with his buddies: "Yeah, I met this real honey of a woman, but I think she's got a bit of a weight problem" Or, better still, "Guys, I think the girl I'm dating might be married. Do you think I shoUld ask her?" -On the roof of El, there is a door that has a sign on it reading "Authorized Personnel Only - No Entry." I can only assume that the sign is there for those dim enough to think that it's perfectly fine to be traipsing around on the roof of the engineering complex to start with. -A number of high school teachers in Toronto were recently reprimanded for the role they played in help- ing some teachers of vocational studies to "pass" their OACs. It seems that the school board pays you more if you have your OAC credits, so some teachers agree to give their friends a free ride. I think I speak for all those interested in higher education when I say that these actions are reprehensible, they are a black mark on our fine educational system, and that those teachers i.nvolved should immediately be hired by the Depart- ment of Civil Engineering to teach all 400 level courses (at least until May, 1996). -Two parishioners in a Pennsylvania church were barred from the premi.ses and taken away by local police officers. What could these two ladies have done to deserve this? WelL after repeatedly being told not to do so, they insisted on praying too loudly and disturb- ing the pious slumber of the other church-geers. After spending Sunday after Sunday being hauled to church by my parents (who, in all fairness, were trying to ensure that I didn't tum out a cynical, bitter individual), I can only say that I wish I had thought of this 15 years ago. If I thought praying too loudly would have gotten me a free ride out of going to church, I would have been the most religious kid you ever set eyes on. I'll have to remember to pass on this advice to my Godson. -Ex-president Bush has rejected. his honorary lifetime membership to the National Rifle Association. It seems that he was offended by a statement in a fund-raising letter in which the NRA referred to the FBI as, " ... a bunch of jack-booted thugs ... " Considering the large number of well balanced, level headed and extremely intelligent people who have memberships in the NRA, I'm rather surprised that they would use such a tactic. Seriously, though, can you believe a statement like that so soon after the Oklahoma bombing? Talk about tar- geting the most psychotic elements of our society to help fund your organization. -Tragedy struck in a Denver hospital last week when a baby was bom with amnesia. -A French company, in an effort to combat France's runaway unemployment, has joined with a wine bottler and started placing resumes on wine bottles. It's always appeared to me that the selection process many employers go through when deciding who to interview mus t surely be based on heavy alcohol consmnp- tion, so having CV's on wine bottles seems like a I perfectly logical metl10d of cutting out the mid- dleman; in this case, Co-Op. Of course, wine bot- tles wouldn't be the most effective medium in this country, but I think if we get in touch with Mol- son or Segrarns, we'll be in business . ;:) -A Time/CNN poll conducted in mid-May came to the astounding conclusion that the aver- age American would like to see taxes cut and the deficit reduced, AT THE SAME TIME! Imagine that! How much time, effort and money do you figure was wasted to come up with thi.s startling revelation? How much of a pus-brained lower primate would you have to be to even think to ask thi.s question? I guess a good follow-up ques- tion would be, "Do you favour lower murder rates, less drug trafficking, or both?" -Some of the guys down at the office were fool- ish enough to pick a significant number of Nordique players for the office playoff pool. When will people such as these realize the self- evident truth that Canadiens fans have known since 1972: the Nords ALWAYS choke when things look good for them (see 1994 playoffs ver- sus Montreal, hehehehehehehehe). As an aside, the Nords no longer exist, and all Montreal fans are breathing a sigh of relief that the focus of hock- ey in Quebec can finally be redirected to where it has always belonged, without any distractions from the north. -While visiting my sister a while back, I flipped on the preview channel to see if anything interesting was coming up. Like the preview channel here, the screen is split between program 1i.stings and advertis- ing. One of the ads that came on was a plea to encour- age people to read more books. I've always considered 1V to be a useless medium for encouraging anyone past their Sesame Street years to read. By the time some- one has stationed themselves in front of the magic talk- ing box to see if any of the 70 channels offered has any- thing good on, thi.s person is too far gone to think about reading. -On May 26, the Casper movie opened. First of all, when are they gonna make Speed Racer into a movie? Second of all, on the day it opened, Casper was playing on 4 screens across K-W (three at Fairway and one at Waterloo Cinema) for a total of 8 shows daily, not counting matinees. Can you say "overkill"? I've never heard of a movie getting that kind of release. Leave it to marketing companies to fully exploit the fact that mil- lions of kids will be pestering their parents to go to see this "classic." -A maximum security prison in the US has been hav- ing problems with prisoners who expose thernseIves to female guards. The solution? Force them to wear pink prison uniforms, thus exposing them to ridicule from their peers. I think this is a pretty good idea, but it has one minor flaw. it relies on prisoners to care whether or not you've exposed yourself to a female guard lately. I really can 't see someone in a maximum security prison . talking to his buddies during their 20 minute exercise period and saying, "Look at Jones over there wearing the pink unifOIm. We may be rapists, murderers and child molesters, but at least we draw the line at exp0s- ing ourselves." -You can now purchase a CD of music inspired by The Lion King. Can you see the marketing process here? 1) release popular movie. 2) release popular movie soundtrack. 3) As soon as sales begjn to taper off, offer another CD that has the words "The Lion King" in the title so that people who bought the first one will buy this one too. Note that '''The Making of The Lion Cookie Terry Stewart %ere is meaning in a COO{(iei In the choas of its shape, In the taste of tfie cfr.ocoCate Of the coo{(ie I just ate. On!.y, I guess I can't remem6er now tfie cookje had its taste, On that caU'Decem6er morning' Or the foofc.upon fier face 'Wfien I fQt.ew tfiat it was over' that time had run its pace. 'But tfie thing that reafCy scares me Is the pain I {(now I've caused In tfie fieart 6eat of tfie person (I1iat I tfiin{(tfiat I might fiave Cost. 'We fiatfn' t in common, I remem6er p{ain and sure, 5tt the time we needed Covel Our fiearts were dean and pure. 'N9w, I do not {(now fier thoughts (I'm atftficted to her strength) 'But it seems that we are parting (5fie toU me tfiis at fengtfi). 50 now I thin{(a6out it, Of tfie times that we have fiad; %inkjng ma{(es me see %at I thin{( that we 60tti are g{atf %at tfiere 's meaning in a coo{(iej In trie cfr.oas of its shape, In the taste of trie cfiocoCate Of trie coo{(ie I just ate ... King" fits nicely into this little fom1ula as "vell. Lion King lunch boxes, bike bags, cereal, chocolate bars. Where ,vi.ll it end? lion King Geri.tol? I guess that's about it for this edition. 'There \"\-'as one item I didn't mention because, when I saw it, I knew that I had the exact d ate and time of the end of th world, and I was a little afraid to share it \-'lith you. What the helL you'll find out soon enough: 0 n the 30th of June, 1995, the world as we know it will aumble to dust immediately following the release of the Power Rangers movie; a movie which will w1doubtedly be dumped on by critics, parents and anyone who an think above a 5th grade level, but which will nonethe- less make almost as much as Jurassic Park Until then: June 12 -Jim Nabors' (Gomer Pyle) Birthday June 13- The Ford Folmdation launches a study to raise the cul- turallevel of TV shows, 1951 June 14 - Mr Ed Premiers, 1951 June 15 -fun Belushi's Birthday, 1954 June 16 - The first baseball game is played, 1846 (August, 1994 - The last baseball game,...'<iS played) June 17 - The musical "0h! Calcutta!" opens, using fue naked lxxiy for the fIrst time as a stage costume, 1996 June21-CBSintroducesthe LP, 1948 June 22 - The day Disco officially died, lr;9 June 23 - The day Disco should have died, 1974 June 24 - "0 Canada" is perfonned for the first time in public on St Jean Baptiste Day in Quebec Gty (ain't irony grand?), 1880 Writlm flf/; Slm,l\Ji Drmw By DrIWlkltdlo I INTERNATIONAL OPPORTUNITIES SURVEY Canada Day Amber Wallace The Student Affairs Office is currently working on a three phase project to improve the accessibility of information regarding international opportunities for University of Waterloo students. Studying, working, volunteering, courses, athletics or any other program which takes students abroad defines an "international opportunity" . 111e first, and now completed, phase involved researching the international opportunities at UW. Within the next year, a detailed list of all of theses opportunities will be available on UWinfo and at the Career Resource Centre. The second and third phases will detennine which international opportunities students are interested in and the most effective way to make this infonnation available to students. A survey targeting three groups has been developed. They are: 1) Students who have participated in an international opportunity; 2) Students who are interested in international opportunities; 3) Students who are not aware of international opportunities Students can fill out these surveys over the next two weeks at the Engineering Society office and the Turnkey Desk and on June 12 (10:30-12:30) and June 13 (2:304:30) on the second floor of new Student Life Centre <beside the elevator). Results of the survey will be published in the Imprint and the Iron Warrior at the end of the semester. If you have any questions or would like to receive a survey via E-mail, contact Amber Wallace at a2wallac@artscourse. "The GL4r- evil 1)r- II Cress is -(::0 out fo ... Eric Sutherland and Sarah van den Enden The annual tradition continues. Kitchener- Waterloo Canada Day is happening once again on the fields beside Colwnbia Lake. And once again, the Engineering Society is giving their biggest helping hand by organizing the Chil- dren's Olympics. This day is one of the largest community events in south-western Ontario, with over 50,(0) people in attendance. It gives an opportu- nity to the students of UW to reach out and give thanks to the community for welcoming us into their city and homes. All manner of events are planned on the big day; activities for children of all ages, a packed concession stand, a stage featuring local perform- ers, and the largest fireworks display aroW1d. To run an event of this size requires a lot of dedicat- ed individuals. We need more than 300 volun- teers to help with the operations of Canada Day from June 30th through July 2nd. These volun- teers would be helping with set-up, take-<iown, assisting with the children's olympics, stage help, cooking and serving food, ambassadorship, and .. G\ -rqlUi",l'j c.vi\ h ha.l\s-\orlll\ J""eJty t"e Circus j.,io q "ltMQt'\ - Is Q :l0oe{ or ct l",td
security. As a thank you to the many volunteers, a party is held after the final cle3l1-UP session on July 1st This party is of epic proportions. hl addition, every volW1teer that igns up in advance will receive a Canada Day t-shirt, to identify them for the day, and to keep as a momento. Volunteers will also get some food and drink throughout the day, to take a break for a few minutes. So, if you know that you're going to be in YV aroW1d Canada Day, take some time out to give a helping hand. It could be for 3 hours, or for 18. Whatever time you can afford is time that is needed. For more information please contact Claire Lewis or Trevor Baine in the Engineering Society Office, or Eric Sutherland at esutherland@jeeves.uwaterJoo.ca. You will be contacted ASAP. Alternatively, go to the UW Federation of Students or the Engineering Society office and pick up a volunteer sign form; it has all the information you need. Finally be sure to attend the volunteers "training" session June 27th at 4:30 in DC1350. If.'s q ,ood 'i tUe - ib q ,0,,0\ 1"'il'\:). Misfits of Society E the last few years, the fast development of commu- nication technologies have given us the opportunity o become part of events as they occur. The media has been responsible for taking us to the other side. And thanks to them, we have become sterile. Sterile to the facts hat the media exposed to us. But the big ques- tion is, how far are they taking us? The media has become a commercial estate that has affected our cul- ture. Their main concern has become not to inform us of "current affairs", but to get us involved in some of others' personal affairs. It is great that we have become more aware of our surroundings, and have becOme involved in matters of public concern. It is also great to know that it is our choice to live enclosed in a box or to be pro-active in social, global, and local endeavours. On the other hand, it is just sad to know that we spend our lives and social resources in events that should not turn our eyes. For example, the over- exposed face of a pale and depressed OJ has made the American and International media go nuts spending resources that could been spent in more relevant "cur- rent affairs". This celebrity has caused more turbulence in the air frequencies than the thousands of people bru- tally murdered in Rwanda. The same issue can be exposed in the Bernardo case. Do we have the right to overpass the doors of privacy of entire families that have fallen in disgrace? Do we have the right to know how these families live? And more importantly, does the media have the right to disrespect the feeling and petitions of these hurting families? Is justice just? The media has crossed the line. The line of respect that as human beings we all deserve. But, we have fallen in their trap. We have lost track of what's really important and what's not. The media has exploit- ed basic human emotions as cheap propaganda in which the lowest common denominator of our society has been trapped. These are perfect examples of media surplus. The superficial world that the media controls has created a world market that does not care for the most affected. It has become a perturber of the general public. This mar- ket truly believes that the more shocked we are, the more we will turn our dials and the more money we will pay for their garbage. And it is just blowing the minds of our communities away. This is the chance of the younger generation to take back the control of the media. To take back what belongs to the community, and to give back what everybody deserves, information, respect, and self- esteem. We have the right to empower and change a world of dirty politics that makes everything go around money and power. The sense of community has to govern again The intolerable media's gossip machine will be dissipated as we become more aware of our human EGYPTIAN CUISINE 150 University Ave. West (At Phillip) 888 - 9697 LAS VEGAS JAtKPOT! prepared daily from FRESH ingredients ,.------------- -- - ------------------------------------------------------------1 Almadina Egyptian Cuisine ' "j, $399 AlA &HOT!l. FROM PEA PEI!SOIt Thursdays & SundaY8, Toronto Departures MAY 'lB JUNE 'lS DEPARTURES' 3/4 & 7 NIGHTS sQ9 $429 sM-9 $549 -------------------- $519 sgw $729 se99 $599 I(fQ9 $829 SAN Rn.to $449 \/../..(\ $569 AIR ONLys3+Q $299 S399 $319 Stmdard -1M9 t:Jtr1 Prn .....Ut' pt"Nol1n, b.\'0('(1 on oS d(ltlble on:urann,'. Thi., t .. " bmlh.."tt hmt'/'r.1tt "tll'r &- ,.m bI,.' \,-ithd".lwn ill MW tunt.' VAllO ON NbW BOOKI G ONLY. Tran)portdhl1n t.l" I< CSl ..He adrllhmlJI AU nlghhon Au Tl'Iln'klt. for (ulllt'rrn .. & rondlh(1n ... n.'h.'r to ,\it I fnhd.l)-(" I.J" Hl'\Xhure l-dllK.m _2001. Reg_ W12-4Q% . June 25: 4 night only
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, , ! Almadina Egyptian Cuisine I:::,: :, Buy one and get ALL YOU CAN EAT i V,lid looon , L- __________________ ___________ _____________________ ______ __ __________________ ---.J graeme skinner Well, midterms are here and I think this could be the shortest spew in the history of the IW, with the exception of a dry heave or two. You would think that I would write long spews since I tend to have verbal diarrhea usu- ally. Anyway, this spring term seems to be going by very fast, 3a honours dance midterms already here and 'soon it will be the end of term and unemployment. I once heard a great saying, "Don't let school stand in the way of your education!" but that's another story. I've been hearing from a couple of people that they haven't seen me around this term and so people in my class are actually concerned for me because they haven't 'heard' me in a while. Thank-you for your concern; I'm OK and NOT seeking any medical help, well not any more than last year. This tenn is pretty hectic for my class and its suppose to get worse after midterms; I'm not trying to complain, but I am putting a little more effort into school (the darkness has overcome me!). Thanks to Beth Duncan for a great job during Eng-Week and to everyone who ran and participated in events. For those of you who witnessed the Dunk-Tank on the beautiful Thursday afternoon, I would like to thank big Vlad in 18 Oasys for giving me the big bath. Up coming events: Canada's Wonderland - tickets go on sale Monday, June 5th for $24, the cost of the bus and a days pass. Buses leave at 8:00am on June 23rd and we will be back by 8:00pm (hopefully). A great excuse to miss class on a Friday. Tal-Eng - At the Bomber on Thursday June 22 (yes, the day before CW). Come out to see the great performances from your friends and family in engi- neering. Come one, come all to the Mid Term Pub is on June 16th at P.o.E. T S .. There will be more information on other events as we move closer to the dates, check your blotters and go be a knucklehead somewhere soon (recom- mended destination - Rockwood COnseIVation Area just east of Guelph)!! Guess What! A selection of over 40 Computer Magazines including Wired, Byte & PC Magazine are now available in the University Bookstore. Special Orders welcome. HOOKSTORE& UW SIIOP Derek Haukenfreres dhaukenf@bg 1 x.5440 .... ~ . : ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Hello! New Stuff This month I said that I would tell you about some of the new stuff that is being done this semester. Well, two areas of WEEF are being improved. The Employer Matching Contribution is being organized, and WEEF on the WWW is being implemented. By the time you get this, you should be able to access the WEEF WWW page like this: from the default home- page, go to Student organi.zc'\tions, and then choose Engineering Society and you should find tl1e WWW site there. The constitution, mandate, the purchases that have been made up till now, and other relevant information should be available (hopefully!). Start up Netscape and Check It Out! More news on this next spew. Rehmds and Partial Refunds This semester, approximately 70% of us donated to the WEEF nmd. Obviously, 30% of the engineering student body requested refunds of their donation. WEEF needs the support of the entire engineering student body. 11lcJSe of us who did contribute should Hello again everyone, I hope your summer is going well. Have you ever read Engineering Dimensions? We have a few copies avaibale in the Orifice, so come on by and pick one up. CO GRA TUlATIOl S I'd like to take this opportunity to say John Campbell 4A Honours Dance congratulations to Elaine Thorne in the Dean's Office whohas worked at the University of Waterloo now for twenty-five years. It puts the five years that I've spent here in perspective. So good luck with your years to come and a sincere thank-you on behalf of the Engineering Society for all your help. CONSTRUCTIVE CRmSM I set up a new email address for anyone who has an ideas, suggestions or com- ments. I encourage any thoughts you may have about things we do (in general) or specific cases. I would also like to see thoughts about the Engineering Society mas- cot, the TOOL. The address is eng.prez@novice. All messages will be forwarded to my personal account. I investigated anonymous comments, but it is a University policy not to have anonymous mail. However, it is the job of the President to hold certain information in confidence, as I as a member of the Examinations and Promo- tions Committee. So, if you wish to send a message, but you do not want your name disclosed, please indicate tl1is in your message. At the end of this term, I 'will have completed my term as President, and this account will be forwarded to Brian Vidler, President of B Soc. This is something new, but the plan is to have this account pass from President to President between terms. So please send me ail, I'd like to hear from you. ELECTIONS We have a Chief Returning Officer, Ryan Chen-Wing (2B Mech), for the upcom- ing Engineering Society election. Positions available are President, VP External, VP FInance, VP Internal, and WEEF Director. Nominations will open the week of June 13. Nomination forms will be available in the Orifice and will be open for one week. The third issue of the Iron Warrior will be available on July 4th, and elections will mostly likely be held t11at day. So keep an eye out for a special election issue of the Iron Warrior. LOOK TO THE FUTURE Corning up we have: Tal-Eng June 22 Canada Day July 1 Joint Council July 9 feel proud t11at we are part of a program t11at is larger than anyone of us, a program t11at will benefit us and those who come after us many years (ad infinitum!) into the future. Those who didnJ . .I ask now for your support in the future. Your contribution to the Endowment Fund is needed and missed. I would like to see the percentage of people that contribute to WEEF at 90+% to ensure that WEEF continues to grow, and so that everyone who benefits (all of us!) are part of the Endowment program. This program will benefit us right now (it already has and continues to .. ), and also in the future. When we leave Waterloo and say t11at we are a graduate of UW, people will only care if they know of the reputation of UW. Right now, Waterloo is respected as one of the best engi- neering chools in Canada and the world. WEEF helps to ensure that Waterloo_s standing doesn_t tar- nish with time. This is only possible with all of us working together. Please remember this! People not familiar with what WEEF is, and what WEEF has done haVe asked me things like 'Where does the contribution go? What does it get used for?" .. A complete desoiption of these kinds of details is or will be available on-line for reference at any time through the WWW page. Of course, (for those of you that don_t know) the contribution goes into an investment fund t11at is nul by the University of Waterloo, and the interest is spent by the students, for the students, to improve the academic quality of undergraduate engineering. So far, for example, WEEF has spent over $75,(XX) dollars on W A TST AR alone! The other $3OO,(XX)+ t11at has been spent has gone to lab equipment, teaching equipment, student projects etc. Almost $4OO,(XX) spent on things t11at you and your classmates (through your WEEF Class Rep) have deemed most important to improving under- graduate engineering. I would like to think t11at everyone would take pride in UW _s engineering program, and also in WEEF, the one method available t11at lets you have a monetary say in how things are improved around here on an ongoing basis. Please put in a proposal for W A TST AR, new equipment, a student project, or anything else that you can think of t11at falls within the mandate of WEEF. Proposal Due Dates Propooals are due on Thursday June 22, and you can put them in the orifice, or under the WEEF office door. Proposal forms are available outside of the WEEF office, and also in the orifire. If you have any questions or concerns, please con- tact me at 888-4893 or endowmenthelix.uwaterloo.ca. Mark Waschkowski Hey There! Darrell O'Donnell 4A Honours Dance Well, I received quite a few applications to represent us at the ESSCO AGM (Engineer- ing Student Societies Council of Ontario Annual General Meeting - what a mouthful). I selected 2 frosh and two 3rd year students to go. Skinner and Casey are going to raise some hell while Sarah and Nina try to keep them in check. Rumour has it that some Waterloo students may be running for ESSCO executive positions, but how much faith do we place in rumours anyway. On the WWW home page front, we are up and running. The URLishttp://csc1ub.uwa- terloo.ca/dubs/engsoc/indexa.htm so load up Netscape or some other browser and come check us out. Mike Kresin and I mcxl.i- fied the existing page, and added an 'A' Soc section, from which you can access the Con- stitution, the Resource Manual, the Iron War- rior on-line edition, and information on a load of other topics. The page is not finished, but it is looking a hell of a lot better than it did. We have induded direct email access to induding a special account set up for the prez to compile opinions on the TOOL and related issues. If you want to acx:ess it directly, just email eng.p:rez@novice. From the 'A' Soc home page, go to the tool section and click the email address. John-boy swears confidentiality, so go ahead and say what you want. The Internal Relations Committee has rome up with a survey to try and figure out what the general student population wants from EngSoc. Please try and fill one of the surveys out, they are short and will provide us with an idea of what you think Engineer- ingSociety should do in the future. ow that we have a ao (at press time, I didn't know the nanle) the election looms on the horizon. If you want to run for one of the positions, come and talk to us. Different pe0- ple seem to suit different tasks, so if you aren't too sure what you want to run for, please talk to one of us. The jobs are all rewarding and you willleam a hell of a lot from doing them. I would like to clarify one thing regarding the EngSoc meetings and whose invited. TIle meetings are held for every student who paid their $14 this term. If you paid the $14, I want to invite you to the next meeting. If you can't make the meeting, come out to Milk and Cookies afterwards to meet some new people. A lot of people think that EngSoc is a clique, but it really isn't. I was a bit scared to approach EngSoc back in lA but the people in it really got me going on a buncli of stuff and I haven't looked back since. So, come on out to the next meeting and get involved with EngSoc. I'll see you there. Cheers, Bull [deodonne@civil] DON'T FORGET DAD Father's Day Package Draw NOON FRIDAY JUNE 16th Come in for 'DetaiLs Campus Shop ----- Check out the Rest of our University Fashions Custom Orders for Your Group Warm-up Jackets with Custom Lettering. Campus Shop - Another Federation of Students Service Will Teron 4A Honours Dance It's hard to believe that May i gone and mid-tern1S are upon u . Where is our summer going? We have been trying to promote brevity so here goes a quick spew! THE BUDGET - By the time this issue of the IW is published, the bud- get will have been approved a hope) for this term. A copy of which i included below. As can be seen, we are running a very tight budget and therefore each directorship will be held strictly to their amounts approved. Please get all of your expense form in ASAP so that we can keep the accounting up to date. REQUEST R)R FUNDS - A mun- her of groups will have done their pitch for funds at the EngSoc last week. Their is $1000 available term and I would imagine that all it was distributed. I will publish fundin.g decisions in the next copy theIW. C&O - Mary is doing a t",nt",,,tl(, job in the C&O. Already it is ning more efficiently and better food than in the past. The
out very well. ll1a1lk you to all! ELECTro s -The EngSoc elec- tions are fast upon us. The ao has been selected and more . . will be made shortly. If you any questions about any of the posi- tions, please fell free to talk to any the curr nt exec. From the in ' pressed already, it looks like will actually have an lection term. Congratulations, this will nSltre the ongoing success EngSoc in the future years. Good luck and take care! Will VPF wgteron@::ivil.watstar.uwaterloo Engineering Society "A" Summer 1995 Budget Account Revenue Ex.penses Student Fees$18. 760 $378 Academic $25 Arts $1,000 Athletics $400 $t,SOO Capital Expenses $0 Charitie $500 Class Reps $0 Communications $0 Conferences $1,100 Course Critiques $0 $25 CRO $0 $100 Donations $0 $1,000 Enginewsletter $0 $480 Exchange $0 $25 Executive: Disc $0 $1.500 Executive: Pres $0 $100 Executive: VPF $() $IO() Executive: VPl $() l(K) Executive: VPX $() Ion Grad, Comm. $0 $50 Iron Warrior $1,500 $.1,750 Novelties $6,OO() ",5,000 Off Tcnn $0 .25 Orifice: Office $0 $500 Orifice; Copies$2.500 $2,500 $0 Orifice: Salaries $0 $IO,(K)(I P**5 $0 $500 Photography $150 $200 POETS $0 $I,()(X) Public Relations $0 $50 Puhlicity $0 $25 Recycling $0 $150 SAC $0 $25 Semi Fomlal $2,5()() $2.750 Speaker $0 $1,400 Special Events $0 $250 Spirit $0 $150 TOOL $0 $500 TSN $0 $140 Watpubs $0 $)00 TOTAL $36.760 $38,743 till $18,382 ($25) ($1,000) ($150) $0 ($1,000) $0 ($330) ($125) $760 ($25) t$lOO) ($1.000) ($480) ($25) ($1,500) ($100) ($1 (0) ( 100) ($100) ($5(1) ( 250) $1,000 ($25) ($5001 ($10,000) ($SOO) ($50) ($1,000) ($50) ($25) ($150) ($25) ( 250) ($1,400) ($250) ($150) ($500) ($140) ($100) ($1,983) GRAPHIC We offer complete
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