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ARE WE CON RO!!E" #$ SECRET FORCES? ARE A!%EN &'ACE (ON& ER& #R%N)%N) A STARTLING NEW WORLD?
"Unpredictables" are not alone and possess amazing hidden powers of their own!
I' you are what they .all /di00erent/ 11 I' you think we-re entering a new "ark Ages 11 I' you see the universe as one vast 2orbid sense o0 hu2or 11 I' you are looking 0or an inherently bogus religion that will .ondone superior degenera.y and tell you that you are /above/ everyone else 11 I' you .an help us with a donation 11
Th,s ,s +he or,-,nal T,me Con+rol .ro-ram +ha+ has hel.ed +ho$sands +o 'ear no lon-er +he STAR" FIST o' RE O2AL. !e/ome &HYSICALLY ATTRACTI2E 33 o4ern,-h+# Now you, too, .an speak to benevolent aliens at the Al+er o' 53,s+ Con+a/+. !earn 'rame (traightening) *ody epair) +ripe !laboration) 'un,-u) 'renzy %echni.ues) !/cremeditation) the !ssentials of (urvival and TI E CONTROL. Attettd !nd 0' %he 1orld 2rills and 3hance "abs. !earn to '%enlike. Evaluate the so1.alled /a..idents/ and /.oin.iden.es/ in your ti2estrea2. 'er0or2 long, .o2pli.ated rites o0 initiation and rituals o0 3ommunionication. Accullate yoursel0 to the Chur.h, where you will be isolated, given a new diet, a new set o0 habits, and an altered label and appearan.e. he new void in your bran1pan will be re0illed with .orre.ted in0o and sub.ons.iously i2planted ritual e7perien.es. 8ollow your 8O!!%E& and CO(',!&%ON& and be.o2e ri.h like us. E7plore the /9en/ o0 stupidity! Channel .hroni. pro.rastination into li0e1saving paranoia and pre.ise anatityl 4A,! 1A(%!!! 8ind out who your 'ersonal &aviors 2ay be and who are the 8alse 'rophets in your life! YES6 YOU AY !E THE SU!GENIUS6 &er'orm +he Sal$+e# ASTER OF THE STOOGLEY ARTS#
The mos+ (NO WAY( new wa-e rel,-,on o' +hem all## !ra,n3+r$s+ o' o$r s.e/,es##
,sing &ub)enius se.rets o0 #,!!"A"A and (OREA!%&( you .an now (%RAC,!O,&!$ E!%(%NA E CO(',!&%;E ,R)E& su.h as s2oking, lethargi6ing, overeating, inso2nia, the inability to take drugs, .onstipation, old age, se7 and 2oney proble2s, baldness, illness, the Work %nstin.t, assouliness, and pain0ul shortage o0 &!AC+!
his is a /er+,',ed rel,-,on o0 s.orn and vengean.e dire.ted at all o0 *E(, the ene2ies o0 us Outsiders. %t is /sel01help/ thorugh s.o00ing and blasphe2ing, 0ren6ied 0orni.ation and the u2ping o0 )raven %2ages. he Chur.h provides answers and m,ra/les in the servi.e o0 &,REA;O!, %ON. /%gnore the 2an behind the .urtain/ 11 O6 The Ch$r/h o' +he S$%Gen,$s ,s +he $l+,ma+e se/re+ order6 +he s$.er,or %ra,n /$l+ 'or +hose who 7*now %e++er7 %$+ who demand ,n +he LUST 'or GRINS a s.e/+a/$lar6 s.e/,al3e''e/+s3laden %el,e' s0s+em 33 a (s+$.ors+,+,on.(
his religion, devised by pre.ise 2athe2ati.al 0or2ulae, weirder than the 2ost obs.ure ,8O<Atlantis .ults, is invaluable to all superior renegades who, at any time, are justi0iably on the edge o0 insanity and .an be 2ade whole only by developing a seventh sense o0 #!,")EON *,(OR.
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=ehovah 3
11 spa.e god
he Chur.h o0 the &ub)enius is the 'AN1RE!%)%ON o0 the 8, ,RE, and RE#E!& against the na2by1pa2by, goody two1shoes /NEW A)E/ and /A?,AR%AN/ ideals o0 2ost o..ult weirdos. &u.h people are 0ools, they do not .urse, they have no understanding o0 the need 0or spiritual violen.e in this 2odern spa.e1age a1go1go so.iety. he &ub)enius wants no part o0 the /New Age,/ it is already here and it obviously su.ks. he &ub)enius would rather RE R%E;E the 2anly 'ast, be0ore 34>3 or even 34IF, or else dwell in the naughty, 0un1loving RE(O E 8, ,RE, a strange ti2e when anything 2ade o0 plasti. is a valuable antiBue that .olle.tors will +%!! 0or, when &EC*,R will be re.ogni6ed and indulged in as sane hu2an nature no matter whether any -.hur.h- or -govern2ent- allows it. #ut su.h things are R%8!E&! he &ub)enius knows that =E*O;A* 3 is a ;EN)E8,! )O" O8 WRA *! =E*O;A* 3 1 a.k.a. $A*WE* 1 is a 2ad alien, 0ull o0 eyes round about, *e .o2eth with the .louds, radioa.tive, all1pervading, *e has 0orged *is .ovenant with the &ub)enius in C*A%N& o0 )ENE %C 'RO)RA((%N) and "E(AN"& O#E%&ANCE to *is .ave2an sense o0 hu2or. *e has been denying us &!AC+ and what *e is 2aking us do dates ba.k to *o2o Conne.tus, 8irst Whole (anK only by letting our bodies obey the Code o0 0inan.ial lust survival that is built into the2 .an our brains be 0reed 0ro2 his %NE;% A#!E 8%& . Everything we do, have done, or will ever do, nor2ally on1the1job but also and espe.ially on the .ausational level o0 2i.ro1ato2i. o..uren.es and billionth1o01a1nanose.ond ele.tron .ollisions, is di.tated by the per2utations o0 the great &+ORE, the .os2i. worknet o0 .ause1and1e00e.t, the 2uta2orphi. ARC*%;E o0 the shapes and 2ove2ents o0 every blood ti.k, sper2 whale, va2pire gnat, 2ovie star and gorgosaurus, /all the 2ole.ules o0 oil on all the grains o0 sand o0 every 2oonlit bea.h o0 the world. / No, "Y0U 3A5'% 36A5+! %6! (,0 !#" #ut =E*O;A* 3 .an...and like an a7 this O A! 8A E 'RO)RA( .on0ronts our si2ilarly1en.oded &EN&E O8 &!AC+ and .leaves our heads straight down the 2iddle into s.hi6o.ephali. right and le0t sides whose sub1id battleground is responsible 0or our pre.ariously balan.ed NEN A! %;E&E .lones o0 us in the spirit world whose dupli.ate lusts in0luen.e our behavior on this 2aterial plane. $es 1 =E*O;A* 3 s2ote us in pri2eval days with #A" #RA+E& by whi.h we .annot stop our devil twin 0ro2 over.o2ing our -better nature- and by whi.h, 0urther2ore, we .annot even begin to tell the di00eren.e between the two! *rakes keep us 0ro2 .o22itting AN$ *%N) WE (%)* %(A)%NE %N O,R (O& "AN)ERO,& 8!EE %N) 8AN A&%E&, su.h as .hopping o00 noisy .hildren-s heads and giving... well, all o0 us, even non1&ub)eniuslike whi2ps o0 the se.ond and third waters, are =ekyll<*yde 2onsters o0 two .on0li.ting Noggin 'olarities in our personalitiesK the &*A8 O8 &,''RE&&%ON rears its ugly *ead in response to this utter psy.hosis whi.h sBuir2s 0or most o0 our lives only in the di2, unseen rea.hes o0 our behavior1pu2psK we a.t .o2pletely nor2al 2ost o0 the ti2e, but who is to say at any given 2o2ent whi.h side, the -good- or the -bad,- is .urrently in .ontrol o0 he Ani2alJ hank /)od/ we are usually never aware o0 the sub.ons.ious Ar2ageddon whi.h e7presses itsel0, physi.ally, in our paranoias, hu2an Work %nstin.ts and universanal .o2pulsions, and, spiritually, in our unruly but subtle psy.hi. powers 1 whi.h result not so 2u.h 0ro2 any -inner aura- but rather 0ro2 a so2ewhat 2indless -ghost- standing invisibly at our sidesE it is the hal0 o0 our intelligen.e whi.h is .urrently not .ontrolling he Ani2al, it is the 5!5%A" 7'!, and it erupts 0ro2 its usual idiot blithering into weird, o..ult pheno12ani0estations only when our turbulent 2ental ba.kground rea.hes su.h peaks o0 si2ultaneous .risis and repression as the stor2y glandular ra2pages o0 adoles.en.e!
he &ub)enius releases this pent1up nenergy in throes o0 =E*O;A*1&'AWNE" (ORA! "E)ENERAC$ and R% E& O8 *%!AR%A %ON @/Within reason,/ .autions the !e0t #rainA, just as his dog2a, laws and tenets .ondone. We RE#E! against the alien =E*O;A* 3 and yet '!ACA E *i2 at the sa2e ti2e that *e 2ight not s2ite us with nu.lear war, a worldwide e.ono2i. disaster or hostile ,8O&. %0 we pay attention to the 675%( and A 36!%YP!( he dangles like answerable 2ysteries be0ore our eyes we 2ay yet 0ind a path o0 %74! 305% 0" to the *!'0 !"7'!, where we .a2e 0ro2 and go a0ter we die, and hen.e to &!AC+ in our li0eti2es. "on-t get *eaven and *ell all 2i7ed up like 2ost people do. &erve =ehovah 3 as *e 2eant 0or you to, go 0orth on CA'ER& and &CA(& and 8ORN%CA %ON&K your .ons.ien.e is an illusion, there is 2erely an %N& %NC %;E #E*A;%OR CO"E, to repress it is to su00o.ate, but never 0orget 0or a se.ond that it is the 2onster god who allows this, who de2ands it, 0or /&C%ENCE "OE& NO RE(O;E *E ERROR O8 *E )O"&!/ 8EAR *%( but 0ollow the hints o0 the a..idents in your li0e, 0ollow the PA%6 0' "!A(% !(7(%A53! and you will gob out 0ro2 under the sa.ri0i.es *e de2ands o0 all the '%N+ #O$& around you, your 8O!!%E& and 8O%#!E& will show you where &la.k lies and you will be able to rela7 and not get a heart atta.k. 8!609A6 ,7""( those who drudge their lives away without knowing who *e is, but he !1A 2( the ones who re.ogni6e *is (%A , '7(% and .arry out *is &EE(%N)!$ %((ORA! '!AN& while ("A3,75+ 0'' !9! Y 36A53! %6!Y +!%# =E*O;A*-& &'EC%A! (E&&A)E 0or the &ub)enius is that %67( + 0(( P6Y(73A" P"A5! 20!( 50% !:7(% and that the .o2pulsion 0or su..ess in the eyes o0 others is 2ankind-s most '0U" invention# %6! (U*+!57U( 7( 8!609A6'( P 74! %00", he has a .ovenant with this deitoid Who is well pleased when *is subje.ts have the wisdo2 to obey *i2. %t is the &a.red Chore o0 the &ub)enius to &(% E and E!%(%NA E the unwitting, slavish non1partners o0 =ehovah 3E the )reat ,nwashed, the *oi 'olloi, %hem, the Conspira.y, the (edio.retins, the strange nor2al ones, the &o2na2bula.s, Assouls, Cage (en, 'ink #oys, #ootlips, 'O-#u.kers, #ear1#aiters, E2p !oyees, #o7 "wellers, &arnes, Anthropophobia.s, %n0idels, Con0or2ers, i2eservers, (ole 'eople, Co2(en, 'roleterritorials, Auto2ates, 'hilistines, 'harisees, &agisees, Wit.hburners, &kurnbo6i, hankers, Wankers and #lankers, *eilers and &2ilers, %di1Atts, Credit *eads, &loths and (oths, Cons and =ohns, #arbies and +ens, Cliants, !osers, Weepers and &leepers, "irty %nvariables, he &la.kless Ones, "ibbies, Corpulators, &igni0ying (onkeys, ,nderalls...in short, the Re2nants o0 (anE the Witless 'rin.ipals who are the 'A"(! P 0P6!%(, who have been holding us ba.k and 0or.ing i2e Addi.tion on the2selves...and...others. No 2atter their %.?.s they are all about a bri.k shy o0 a 0ull loadK they think they are high1te2perature sinus e00luvia on a silver platter but they are in a.tuality sub16ero 2u.us en.rustation on a paper plate. =E&,& said, /#eware o0 0alse prophets, whi.h .o2e to you in sheep-s .lothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves./ @(att. >E3IA / ake heed lest any 2an de.ieve youE 0or 2any shall .o2e in (y na2e, saying, % a2 Christ, and shall de.ieve 2any. . . 0or 0alse Christs and 0alse prophets shall rise, and shall show signs and wonders, to sedu.e, i0 it were possible, the very elect#/ @(ark LEI, HHA
THE CONS&IRACY#
he idea that A2eri.a @or any .ountryA values individuality as the highest ideal is a 2yth. 'erhaps in si2pler ti2es it was true, but no modern industrial so.iety .an really a00ord a population o0 unpredi.tables. his is not surprising 1 the long history o0 our .ult-s perse.ution by the Conspira.y goes ba.k 0or generations untold, and indeed there are signs o0 their hoary repression o0 prehu2an &ub)enii dating 0ro2 before /2an-s/ appearan.e on Earth. All o0 .ivili6ation-s pain0ul and 2isguided .li2b up 0ro2 the pri2eval sli2e, and its subseBuent loss o0 &la.k and of any class at all, has been indelibly 2arked, nay, entirely motivated, by the aeons1bridging .on0li.t between the Conspira.y-s 2indlessly .hi.kenshit Witless 'rin.ipals and the =ehovah1spawned, grandiose depravity o0 the superior yet ethni.ally all1en.o2passing ra.e o0 latent &ub)eniuses. @$ou should know this 1 you were;will be there in the *eforelife!A he 0a.t that only in re.ent years has /our kind/ begun to re.ogni6e our own sovereignty de2onstrates both how vi.ious have been heir e00orts at 0urther denying us &la.k and yet how near is our ra.e to R%,('*. All this is ,! %(A E 'ROO8 that =ehovah 3 has not only pro2oted the &ub)enius as *is &pe.ial ool, but has simultaneously pulled the strings whi.h 2ake %hem endarken he2selves with their hereditary ignoran.y and us with their .ubisti. wit.h1hunt superstitions. *is /reason/ 0or this two10a.ed obedien.e1s.hool progra22ing, this 0issioning o0 history into binary /war eBuations,/ un0ortunately, or, perhaps, thank0ully, re2ains a total 2ystery.no slopeheads alone .ould build, the 2ira.les o0 the Old esta2ent, all these and 2ore are events so ine7tri.ably interwoven with the invisible ba.kground war between =ehovah and the Cists that all the /An.ient Astronaut/ 0ossils in the world 0urnish only the barest o0 .lues. @ he 2ovie rights A!ONE to these gut1splitting tales o0 rein.arnan.ient history are worth millions!A $ea, it has even been suggested that the Carpenter o0 Na6areth hi2sel0, )od =r., =esus -What, (e WorryJChrist, was in a.tuality a -spa.e dete.tive- o0 the Cists, walking the Earth in hu2an 0or2 with the 2ission o0 e7tri.ating us 0ro2 the (onster )od-s grip. he bla.k shadow o0 the Conspira.y, un0ortunately, has seen to it that even *is tea.hings were diluted and distorted until hu2an atte2pts to 0ollow the2 were 0ully as 2isguided as the .arving o0 the heads o0 Easter %sland or the -runways- o0 Na6.a. And so the true destiny o0 the &ub)enius has been kept se.ret 0ro2 (an. 8or =ehovah 3 is to the Cists and ,s what a hungry 0isher2an is to a pri6e 0ish and his 0avorite pet wor2 1 the last in the .an. *ow 2any 2illion other ra.es were used be0ore us in these ghastly gala.ti. water1 sportsJ
)EHO2AH 8
8or Y0U are lu.ky enough to /live/ in the End i2es when the Word o0 =ehovah-s 'ri2e Ordinan.e has been 2ade known to /(an/kind by the 'ri2ani2al &ub)enius, the *igh Epopt o0 the Chur.h! %n the early 8i0ties an industrious young A2eri.an drilling eBuip2ent sales2an, while wat.hing late1night ;, was abruptly emoved and transported astrally to the -%")E- o0 =E*O;A* 3 *%(&E!8! %n this sei6ure1like tran.e he took the brunt o0 the 0irst brain1bu00eting .o22unioni.ations o0 .ountless to .o2e 0ro2 the alien =ehovahE aweso2e pronoun.e2ents whi.h 0or2 the sa.red P !(3 7P%U !( o0 the &ub)enius @available 0or &34.4L at 2ost bookstores!A his 2ilestone in (an-s 2ined path to &la.k was
8ro2 "obbs .a2e the propheti. utteran.es whi.h are now severe and .o2pulsory enets o0 the Chur.h. *e populari6ed the .on.ept o0 Criti.al1'aranoia. 8ollies Evaluation by whi.h we know that /...any inanity spouted by a &ub)enius at any given ti2e auto2ati.ally be.o2es part o0 orthodo7 &ub)enius !iturgy./ %t is one o0 the single greatest enets, 0or by its own very token one .an also deny it later. %t is erasable. 8or instan.e, a guilty &ub)enius speaks an %nanity whi.h later proves anti1nonpro0it. *e .an then insist, /No, 7 didn't say that. %t was 2erely 2y -i2age-...2y -id- took over te2porarily./ !ogi.ally, then, nothing that a &ub)enius says is any 2ore or less true and .onse.rable than any other thing he just happens to utter 1 even @and especiallyA i0 they are .ontradi.tory. he &ub)enius is an hebephrenia. O7y2oron who speaks in &langs and o7y2ora. (o it doesn't matter what you say or who hears you say it. &eeJ "obbs denies vehe2ently that things should ever happen a..ording to preset -plans,- telling us to look instead to the blunders and 0lukes o0 our lives 0or inspiration 1 0or will not =ehovah deter2ine our 0ates at every twist and turn anyway<< Can any philosophy other than *U""2A2A be brought to bear to preserve us 0ro2 su.h i2paling 0a.tsJJJ
WHAT IS !ULLDADA?
What is notJ #ulldada is the nearly une7plainable label 0or that 2ysterious Buality that i2pregnates ordinary things with 2eaning 0or the &ub)enius no 2atter how devoid o0 value they 2ay appear to he Others. &eeing in the vivise.ting light o0 bulldada, we re.ogni6e that the 2ost awe1inspiring arti0a.ts o0 our .ivili6ation are not the revered artsy10artsy pie.es o0 /.ulture/ displayed in our swankest art 2useu2s, universities and .on.ert halls 1 as the Conspira.y would have us believe! 1 but are instead to be 0ound in su.h i.ons as low1 budget e7ploitation 2ovies, lurid .o2i. books, all1nite ;, slea6y 'aperba.ks o0 the )ods, .ertain bi6arre billboards and pulp 2aga6ine ads, and literally any other 0ossil o0 raw hu2anity in all its shit1ki.kingly 0lawwed glory. #ulldada shows us that .heesiness tells the ruth and gives good &la.k whereas status12ongered sli.kness is 2erely a sheen o0 sha2 value dangled as bait 0or the hungry dollars o0 the idiot bourgeois. he &ub)enius is not interested in digni0ied /!earning/ or even science fiction 1 no, what he .raves is greasy &C%18%. *e is a veritable scholar o0 C*EE'N%&! 8or when a .ertain level o0 shoestring1budget /e7Buisite badness/ is des.ended to on the Rungs o0 Art, one hits-the .ut1o00 point where true bulldada begins, the -edge valvewhere the &ub)enius starts 0inding al2ost religious interpretation 0or the results o0 atro.ious .ra0ts2anship, the point a0ter whi.h a work-s Buality as a pie.e o0 bulldada in.reases in inverse proportion to its ability to yell a .oherent story. he less sophisti.ated a 2otion pi.ture @our highest art 0or2A be.o2es, 0or instan.e, the 2ore dis2e2beringly eternal are the truths between the lines. 4A ( 5!!2( 104!5! PA573 75 Y!A =! 0! O0ten, they .ontain inadvertent prophe.ies 1 as well as une7pe.ted ba.kground appearan.es o0 "obbs! P"A5 575! ' 04 0U%! (PA3!! 40520 *7=A 0!
bulldada the latest e/ploration into the world of advanced surrealist morealism in which the mind is filled with dirt and lugs which trickle like mutilated centipedes down the sides of the cranium to find sheller and rest inside the now sightless eye> sockets# > (hredni 3hisholmE de0inition o0 bulldada DADAIS @8r. dada, hobby horseA, an artisti. 2ove2ent begun in 9uri.h in 3435 as a protest against the 0olly o0 war and against the .ivili6ation that engendered it. %ts s.ope was enlarged, as it spread to #erlin, 'aris, and New $ork, to e7press disgust with all that was .onventional and sa.rosan.t by portraying deliberately inane obje.ts as art o0 the highest order. he s.hool was well represented by su.h artists as (an Ray, (a7 Ernst, (ar.el "u.ha2p, and *ans Arp, and su..eeded in developing psy.hologi.al, aestheti., and te.hni.al e7peri2ents through its en.ourage2ent o0 un.ensored spontaneity, thereby allowing a 2ultitude o0 new 0or2s to appear in the artisti. world whi.h eventually 0ound their 2ilieu in the 2ore guided appli.ation o0 surrealis2. he 2ove2ent 0aded out in 34HH and 2any "adaists be.a2e surrealists.
$es! A senti2ental 0ool who never grew up and who .ries over lost ideals, a sinner and a goo01o00, the &ub)enius is 0ully .apable o0 re.ieving authenti. god1.ons.iousness 0ro2 soap operas and 2onster 2ovies, junkyards and /dives,/ 0reakshows and ba.k alleys whi.h 2ost nor2als have been progra22ed to .onsider -du2b.- What %hey .annot know is that -du2bness- 1 Cheepnis 1 vital and sin.ere ignoran.e 1 reveals 0ar 2ore about the %nterestingly ;iolent and aboo World Around ,s than any overpri.ed geegaw that .riti.s and 'ink #oys have told us is /art/ or /s.ien.e./ *E &,#)EN%,& 8AR & A *O&E W*O WO,!" E!! *%( W*A *E &*O,!" &'EN" (ONE$ ON. A wino 2u2bling in his own vo2itus is dribbling parables o0 as soaring a height o0 bulldada as the ri.h, .rea2y superstitions o0 a thousand popes and wit.h do.tors. #ulldada is a..idental greatness, inadvertent *ilariation, but 40 !A"7(4 is the deliberate invo.ation o0 bulldada and is now heralded by the Chur.h o0 the &ub)enius. %n his works o0 2orealis2 the &ub)enius strives 0or ski21proo0 shock value) overembellishment) bludgeon humor and morbid yuks. hus, like his 2entor /#ob,/ he is a great Wisea.re, an orthodo7 0undada2entalist and a &.at2an. 7FUC" THE IF THEY CAN(T TA"E A )O"E.7
With this plethora o0 re.o2binant philosophies and 'ersonal &aviors, the &ub)enius is well10ueled, stoked to the 0usion1point with spiritual 0odder. On.e he has /de.ided/ whether to atta.k li0e through the REWAR" &$& E( @/Oh, Well--A or the !4! +!53Y (Y(%!4 @/0h (hit!/A, he is pri2ed up and ready to plunge, with or without the .onsent o0 "obbs @who he will probably never 2eetA into the &la.k1&ear.h through the (hort 1ave Activities or 4inor 'luctuations of the (toogely Arts whi.h 2ake up the daily li0e o0 the 'ra.ti.ing @as opposed to !atent, Rogue, or RenegadeA &ub)enius.
he 2ost 0reBuently indulged o0 these A.tivities is /+0**75+ 05 "7'!, /opposite 0ro2 yet si2ilar to the ritual /(assing Around/ o0 he2. !ike the an.ient al.he2ists in sear.h o0 their alleged 'hilosopher-s &tone, he is 2erely gobbing, trying to -get by- with as little e00ort and as well1greased 2istakes as possible on the 'ath o0 !east Resistan.e. O0ten 2is.onstrued as a totally un.onstru.tive, sloth0ul li0estyle, it is a.tually a *oly )railoid -%on ?uest- 0or the sa.red prin.iple o0 (omething for 5othing 1 he is, in e00e.t, trying to be.o2e a perpetual 2otion 2a.hine, 0ueled only by the wel0are o0 the &tate whi.h he .onsiders 2erely a phantas2, another illusion in this vale o0 none7istent 2aterial things. %0 nothing else, he at least be.o2es an e7pert 8loorsleeper and ube2aster. A ri.h or else industrious spouse is a wel.o2e partner on this sa.red road, a 0avorite o0 ewardians who seek ti2elessly to reward the2selves 0or things they are /about to do./
!mergentiles, on the other hand @the !e0t, sy2bolli.allyA, 0ollow .loser the splayyed 0ootsteps o0 /#ob/ by striving 0or a pure state o0 Anar.ho1(aterialis2 in their lives. "E;Otional Coveting is the -yoga- o0 the Anar.apitalist. &wi22ing upstrea2. "At all times there is an emergency to be dealt with#" Always punishing the2selves 0or a.ts they-ll .o22it later, it is like wading uphill through 2ud, desperately ha.king out with a broken 2a.hete little short1lived .learings o0 &la.k in the ever1regenerating so.ial swa2p. Working, in e00e.t, until it-s too late to stop working. Adopting so2e &.C.A.(. @&ub)enius Con0iden.e Anar.ho2ateriali6ationA or Caper, he sets out to .olle.t, 0or the Chur.h o0 his own heart, "ues, ithes and %ndulgen.es. What -business- or -2aneuver- he .loaks this a.tivity in has no i2portan.e to =ehovahK *e is an e.ono2i. god, and de2ands Returns. 8or *is prophits, *e grants ;est2ents and Wages o0 &inK and, while *is servants are indentured, they reap what they sow an thousand0old. "7t is as easy for a rich man to enter the ,ingdom of 6eaven as for a needle to pass through the 3amera's !ye# 1ho cares< !verybody's trying to buy property in 6ell#" 1 "obbs, 3453 @*oward *ughes, now a la2a in ibet, was an E2ergentile &ub)enius be0ore going Rogue Rewardian.A /+eep your ads up./
Other &ub)eniuses 2ay de2and an eroti.ally sinspiring slap in the 0aith and .hoose to 0urther *ilariate the2selves by turning inwards, retrieving sweaty rein.arnality 0ro2 the Ar.hives and erasing their 8un.tion1 &.he2es. ;arious 2ethods o0 deprogra22ing the ldge are available, 2any o0 the2 also .o2pulsory, and by e7ploring undis.overed 2oods, probing pet phobias, editing the 2e2ory through Negative Cutting, &ynapse Con0or2ing, #rainwat.hing and &a.ra2entality through chemistry, the eager &ub)enius e7plodes 0orth into a virtual *iroshi2a o0 visions, prophe.ies, &ei6ures, E2a.ulations, speaking in &langs, blanking o00, slinging &longs and tran.ing out.
8or beginners, teens and the "obbs $outh, who o0ten la.k the patien.e, parental approval or 0inan.ial resour.es 0or su.h e7oti. treat2ents at the !ab, instant nervanal psuedosla.k @0alse highs every bit as 0ul0illing as the so1.alled /real/ thingA are Bui.kly rea.hed through repetitive, 2onotonous Amphetaminoid Pundingis. %n0inite variations o0 the basi. 8ren6y e.hniBues are possible, but 0astest results .o2e 0ront painstakingly e7e.uted Reels, Chants, *y2ns, E7or.is2s, 'rayvings, 'ro.rastinational O001'uttings, (is.elogeni6ings, and Et.eterapings. &o2e ele.t to alter their .ons.ien.elessnesses by 0asting and speeding on the &ub)enius %ndustrial "iet @with .lose atte2ption to (ove2entsA, or through dangerous and 0oolhardy estes o0 8aith. Other .lients be.o2e 8un+ou (asters o0 the (artian Arts o0 )rutledge, a 2anly i0 rando2 s.hool o0 physi.al har2. *ighly analiti6ed, strungtaut Co2pulsub)eniuses are .ontent only when they are, A A!! %(E&, 0ollowing the uni2aginably stern !aws and "i.tates o0 the horrorbible !oo* o' +he S$%Gen,$s, adjusting their lives no matter the cost to the hree !ists o0 Approved, #anned, and Co2pulsory %hings to (ee) (ay) 2o) %hink) ,now) and *uy. 8inally, the 2ost sub o0 the &ub)enii just sit and bliss all over the2selves through the "esser 4editationsE 'yro0latulation, Crepignition, !oogial 'arti.le Retrieval, the ga2e o0 %hey Always !nd Up 0n %heir 6eads, (editation o0 the Avenging Cy.lops, &even1#laded Wind1breaker, (oroni. *luh>Yah !ip 8lappage, E7.ru.iating =oint 'opping, 8liba.k, the &ilent Nostril (ining, and, o0 .ourse, ubing. Co22on to the whorship o0 all &ub)enia, however, are the wonders o0 '0 573A%7057(4, about whi.h the Chur.h-s eternal pruden.e allows nothing to be said in print, and...E5CRE EDITATION# Every 0ew hours, the &ub)enius e7perien.es the 2ost .on.rete reality o0 all, the i2pervious realness o0 staring at the wall while voiding. his o0 all the (editations is the 2ost 2agi.kal, 0or is it not also the least evitableJ Even the 8alse 'rophets are 0or.ed to do it. %t is the daily 2o2ent when ea.h hu2an is 0a.ed with pro0ound .onte2plation o0 hi2sel0, and even i0 he 0eels it to be an un.lean a.t, it only instills the bland virtue o0 hu2ility. #ut i0 he /attends/ this ne.essary period o0 subgenitalai. gut blowout and bladder de0lation as a prodigious gi0t 0ro2 )od, and truly mounts that espe.ial *ead, he re.ieves a bliss al2ost blinding in its intensity and with it an instin.tual .o2prehension o0 the vast, 2eaning0ully pregnant Coarse o0 thingsE and it is always healthy to 2o2entarily a.knowledge and accept su.h a rando2 2a6e o0 deadlo.ked physi.al laws as our ,niverse, whi.h 0or the &ub)enius .an .hange its basi. stru.ture in the twinkling o0 an eyeK in these blisteringly trans.endent 2o2ents he o0ten re.ieves sinister inspiratorial 2essages 0ro2 a whispering =ehovah 3 whi.h invariably provide direct answers towards whi.h the &ub)enius has been un.ons.iously struggling all day, W*A %& *E !AWJ NO O WA!+ ON A!! 8O,R&, *A %& *E !AW. ARE WE NO (ENJ 7% 7( A 9A4P7 !<< AN&WER YES 0or when the prodigal &ub)enius lays waste the .hains that bind and pays ho2age to Re2oval at the hrone o0 Eli2ination @the key to healthA, does he not %N;AR%A#!$ re.ieve above and beyond all other .alls to duty the ,! %(A E )OA!, *E 8%NA! AN&WER, %6! 3A(%75+ 0U% 0' %6! 'A"(! P 0P6!%(< A5(1! Y!(! P! '0 4 %6! (A"U%!! NYES# he 8alse 'rophets, the Conpirators, %hem, the (edio.retins, the stupid 'ink #oys, the 2alignant ones who breathe down our ne.ks and abuse their territorial urges without ever dreaming that they are doing it, the ones who have tried to 2ai2 our sel01 respe.t down through the .enturies by 2aking &la.k and antipredi.tability A#OO in this hu2an .ulture. %hey are the o00ensive ones who
brought this #u.k Rogers 2onstrosity o0 2i.ro.hips and in0lation, nothing 2akes sense any2ore and everything .osts too 2u.h, the weather is weird, W*$ "%" *E$ "O % J 2on't they know they're begging for the flaming sword of etribution<< he spa.e 2onsters aren-t about to let us get away with this 2asturbatory industriali6ation 2u.h longer, they wat.h our ; shows, they know all about us and .an snu00 our already disarrayed .ivili6ation with but a whisper to their ulti2ate .o2puter brain, the brooding .o2puter whi.h we will have soon too, the .o2puter so .o2ple7 it is not a 2a.hine, it is 2ore o0 a 2oss1like independent growth o0 .ir.uits whi.h it prints itself, sprawling through our ho2es, Buietly overwhel2ing, $E& the aliens will /give/ it to us, we 0loundering hu2an beings will 0ight nu.lear wars with ea.h other trying to de.ide whether to turn this unwholeso2e -2outh o0 a rojan gi0t1horse- ON or O88, in the end we will turn it ON, and then by )od we will not be able to do W% *O, it. !P!5%!! he End i2es are drawing near, the C1ists are about to land, the 8alse 'rophets will kiss their dinosaurian asses and this planet will be sold down the river as sure as !ee *arvey Oswald-s .lone .ashed the Conspira.y-s .he.ks. =ust as /#ob/ predi.ts in %he Prescriptures, the proven 2odern prophe.ies o0 the &ub)enius, we are one royal hair trigger 0ro2 the Wrath o0 =ehovah 3, *is gala.ti. 8inger is it.hy and *e is not well pleased with what (an hath wrought, RE'EN *EN and prepare 0or the Age o0 ribulations, you think last winter was bad, wait until the gla.iers are at your driveway, the earth shall shake, the sky shall 0all, spa.e junk, tornados, hail the si6e o0 Cadilla.s, plutoniu2 .louds, sunspots, the sti0ling o0 all photosynthesis in the seas, ugly 2utant lo.usts that .arry "" in their stings, 0a2ine even in Cali0ornia, a dustbowl in Canada, 2i.rowave roa.h steaks MI.44, drinking water you have to boil 0irst and pay for, re.o2binant viruses, .ontagious .an.ers, one day you-ll go to the 2irror like poor #ert did to pop a -ble2ish- and 0ind your whole 0a.e .ra.king with ea.h pin.h like a rotten to2ato, %he Plague! #ut these are only the natural things, a.ts o0 )od or &atan, they blan.h in the 0a.e o0 (AN-& deeds to .o2e, 2an-s nonpri2ateness to 2an, the )overn2ent, 2y )od the Endarken2ent o0 the ne7t .entury will be 2arked by the rise o0 09! 4!5, superior 2utants, #E ER than us, handso2er, 2ore 2us.ular, brilliant like &hakespeare or Einstein, but evil, they .an do everything better than we .an, sel01righteous 2an12ade supermen, an un.lean bun.h o0 .lowns who will tread too 0ar into the a..ursed 8orbidden &.ien.es and .o2e ba.k .ontrolling i2e but so addi.ted to doing so that they will lead the stewing broiling 2ass o0 hu2ans into a te.hnologi.al *ell, WO 8, a war with (ars over a wor2, 8esus 3hrist you must believe it will all begin in 34LH when all the planets, the Earth and the &un, all line up with the dog star &irius, the &ilver &tar, in 344L it will draw the C1ists to us like 0lies to a dungdish, oh they won-t stay long, they-ll leave us, .o2pletely 0ree to do as we please, but their unna2eable /2aggots/ will re2ain. "iaboli. .ari.atures, hideously silent, evasive, but always with us. WE W%!! #E "O)& O *E( in more ways than you can count. $es, it will be bad, why do you think they .all it Apocalypse<< he #ook o0 Revelations is an alien te7t, those spa.e 2onsters know what they-re about to do with us, they knew it HGGG years ago, but what they don't know any 2ore than we do is what %he Prescriptures 2ean when they darkly re0er to %6! UP%U !, the .os2i. vorte7 .ala2ity after the bibli.al Apo.alypse and so2ehow a god6illion ti2es worse, 0micron !psilon, yes RE&ENT# Repent and 0orni.ate like your li0e depended on it but know all along that the .annibal 8alse 'rophets wait to sell you out at every tri.k turn, re2e2ber wherever you go that the pleasant, har2less looking hu2an beings shopping all around you will Buietly a.Buies.e to
pur.hasing anything dangled in 0ront o0 the2 by a superior intelligen.e whether the dangler is hu2an or not and whether what is dangled is hu2ane or not. $es the s2iling False &ro.he+s of every race will sell you hot lead, .old steel, and a one1way ti.ket to *ell without it ever .rossing their 2inds that the buttons were pushed by their sBueaky1.lean little pink 0ingers. And so A%EEE the gore1dren.hed night1spawned +oal, the be1all and end1all o0 the 0ull devastating evilangelis2 o0 the &ub)enius, is the Cas+,n- O$+ o' +he False &ro.he+s. %t is the voi.eless )round 9ero o0 the hree Anti1Nonviolent A.tion 'rotogra2sE !409A") !"7475A%705, and the (30U 75+ o0 this .age EarthK it is the &a.red ;indi.tive )rudge1Chore o0 ;engean.e at whi.h the groping alien 2onster god prods us. 7n whichever way 8ehovah ? instructs him, the &ub)enius Unmasks those 8alse 'rophets as he is wont to Re2ove @to as.ertain that a &ub)enius is not hiding beneathlAK he 4akes 1itness against the2, and in so doing unleashes the 0ull 0or.e o0 the (o.kery &.ien.esE (o.king and Reviling, &.o00ing and #lasphe2ing, (aking &port, aboo &hattering, Na2is2ati. 8laudulation o0 the English !anguage, the u2ping o0 )raven %2agesK in short, 1aging the 1or and (miting the 7nfidelsE and yet he does this in common everyday conversation i0 he so .hoosesK his 0oe never noti.es the subli2inal .o22ands in the &ub)enius =ests. Eventually he es.alates to &*OC+ ;A!,EE he goes a2ong the ene2y Relabeling, 'ro1 phesying and "iese.tingEEE > 1ielding the aygun 'inger of Unrelenting 6umiliation in a zeal>fevered studlust of territorial se/hurt domination!! > #ut it is not enough 0or these 0at so0t devilsl "%oo much is always better than not enough#" 1 "obbs, E..3EHF. o slake his ever12ounting thirst 0or revenge he 0inds he 2ost go beyond the -0or2al- di.tates o0 the Chur.hK his personal violen.e, in whatever 0or2, has e7.eeded even those unholy shrieking li2itsK the trans0igured !5!+A2! (U*+!57U( s.hi62s 0ro2 his !odge, he joins an anti1&ub) operation su.h as the 'ink #oys @in the pro.ess disavowing any knowledge in generalA, he then shu.ks all se2blan.e o0 hu2an a..eptability, goes 0ull1tilt (andrill and 0inally be.o2es the 0eared 0+U! (U*+!57U(, .apable o0 any un2entionable a.t and owing allegian.e to nothing. he gun barrel bu2ps on.e against the vi.ti2-s 0orehead, he hears the .li.k only, not the !ANG, and he leaves his arith2eti. running down the wall behind hi2. 7F$/* Them I' The0 Can(+ Ta*e A )o*e.7 *a! 1 but this has all been a sha2. o keep bla2e 0ro2 the Chur.h, the -Rogue- has been 2ain1 taining a 0alse 0ront o0 2adness while a.tually serv1 ing as a .al.ulating Now1Or1!ater 5ihilator o0 the )oon &Buad o0 the &ub)enius! @Countless villains o0 history and s.ien.e were -Rogue &ub)eniuses- working =ehovah-s inde.ipherable plans. We ad2it all this to insure disbelie0. A %his is an action church! =ihad! *oly War! Religion is not so2e panty1waist 0or2ula to sit upon 0atly .o2pla.ent! %t is .lean1shaven WAR! "%he +ig is up#" We are all eBual in )od-s eyes i0 not =ehovah-s and this gives us ea.h a divine li.ense to (47%!! =ehovah-s Winepress spilleth over with the blood o0 the inno.ent and there 2ust be =,& %CE! AA%%%EEEE! +ali $uga! he buttholes 2ust be unti2ely Clipp-d! (ee then the (ub+enius and know that his "aws change with the wind in his 3ontra 2iction!###his 3hurch thus reflects life in all its s.asmod,/ -lor0##
he &ub)enius knows that a godlike alien spa.e 2onster .alling *i2sel0 =ehovah 3 is wat.hing us and 2aking us dan.e like .heap puppets 0or *is own insidious purposes. *e de2ands that we /whorship/ *i2, and so we surely 2ust. And i0 you say that the &ub)enius is de.ieved, that there is no alien )od o0 Wrath na2ed =ehovah, then the &ub)enius will atta.k Y0U! $ou are wrongK we are rightK 8ehovah ? told us so and we believed it. AlrightJ Now roll over and go ba.k to /sleep/...@#y /)od-s hird !eg,/ you-d think these hu2an beings didn-t know what insane bogus religions are for!!A
%)NORE *%&E 8NOR"E he ter2 -&ub)enius- is used be.ause it is the 2ost mironic description possible, you fool. o pra.ti.e and prea.h the sa2e things is utter 2adness. &o2eti2es .o22uni.ation 2ust be 2ade more difficult and irritating than necessary, in order to .onvey .ertain dangerous .o2ple7ities. %he knowledge must not fall into the wrong hands# 7SCIENCE DOES NOT RE O2E THE TERROR OF THE GODS.7
The Ch$r/h o' S$%Gen,$s is an Order o0 &.o00ers and #lasphe2ers, dedi.ated to otal &la.k, delving into (o.kery &.ien.e, &ado0uturists, (egaphysi.s, &.atolography, &.hi6ophreniatri.s, (orealis2, &ar.astrophy, Cynisa.religion, Apo.alyptiono2y, E&'e.torationalis2, *ypno1'ediatri.s, &ubli2ini2alis2, &atyriology, "isto1,topianity, &ardoni.ology, 8as.iestiouis2, Ridi.ulophagy, and (is.ellatheisti. heology.
@An antinonprophit subsidiary o0 THE SU!GENIUS FOUNDATION IN2EST ENT COR&ORATION FOR THE FOR!IDDEN SCIENCES9 @/%he 'inal 0rganization/A with *eAdBuArters at #,!!"A"A %(E CON RO! !A#ORA OR%E&N, "allas, e7asK /&pe.iali6ing in 8raudulent but 'ro0ound E7planations 0or %ne7pli.able (ani0estations &in.e he 8uture #egan./
WE *E &,#)EN%,&E& O8 *E 'O& 1*,(AN RACE, in order to preserve li0e on this planet 0ro2 i22anent destru.tion, reestablish intelligen.e, regain &la.k, .ast out the 8alse 'rophets, s2other 0orever the 0ear o0 0ear %tsel0, re.ieve the Buestionable gi0ts o0 the #e0oreli0e and o0 the &pa.e "wellers, be.o2e as Over2en, un2ask the Conspira.y, grip the reigns o0 hu2an evolution, .ontrol reprodu.tion and 2utation, de.ipher the Code, pla.ate the &tark 8ist o0 Re2oval, a.hieve i2e Control, see hat Whi.h (ust Co2e o 'ass, be.o2e as gods, 0ind the wins with the &.issors o0 &ight, avert the Rupture o0 the EBuilibriu2, and se.ure the 0inan.ial blessings o0 =ehovah 3 the )od o0 Wrath 0or ourselves and our des.endants, do hereby ad2it ourselves as su.h and thus ordain this Advertise2ent o0 the &ub)enius Ra.e o0 Earth.