Professional Documents
Culture Documents
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Contents
I Never Learned Anything From A Match I Won 10
Eighteen Holes of Match or Medal 12
Choosing The Right Golf Club 13
Preventing Sunburn 15
Famous Golf “Isms” 16
Golf Gives You Insight 17
Seniors Golfing Forever 19
I’d Play Everyday If I Could 23
It’s Almost Impossible To Remember How Tragic A Place This World Is... 25
Breaking 80 27
Take 5 Strokes Off Any Golf Game 30
Golf Exercises Have A Direct Impact On Your Swing 32
Golf is a Game Played On A Five Inch Course 33
I’ve Spent Most Of My Life Golfing 35
Proper Putting Fundamentals 37
Teaching Your Kids To Golf 43
They Say Golf Is Like Life 46
Breaking 90 48
Golf Is The Closest Game To The Game We Call Life 51
Time To Refinace Or Buy!? 52
Carolina Girl Gear 53
Is Golf Really Better Than Sex 55
It’s A Funny Thing The More I Practice The Luckier I Get 58
A hungry dog hunts best.- Lee Trevino If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play at it, it’s recreation.
If you work at it, it’s golf.- Bob Hope
While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a
rake. - Henny Youngman If you think it’s hard to meet new people, try picking up the
wrong golf ball.- Jack Lemmon
I was three over. One over a house, one over a patio, and
one over a swimming pool. - George Brett You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my
ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their
The only sure rule in golf is - he who has the fastest cart husbands work.- Lee Trevino
never has to play the bad lie.- Mickey Mantle
I’m not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew
I’d like to see Tiger play with my bad swing, my swing tomatoes, they’d come up sliced.- Lee Trevino
thoughts, and hung over every Sunday.
– Half of American Golfers
Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you’re
not good at them. - Kevin Costner
When dealing with a golf pro, you never have to wonder if they
are really an undercover cop.
You can stop half way through and have a cheeseburger and
a couple of beers.
You can have a golf calendar on your wall at the office, tell golf jokes
and invite co-workers to golf with you without getting sued
for harassment.
Nobody expects you to promise to golf with just one partner for the
rest of your life.
Your golf partner will never say, “What? We just golfed last week!
Is that all you ever think about?”