PENIS FACTS:: Penis Facts Average length of penis when not erect: 3.

5 inches Average length when erect: 5.2 - 6.4 inches The Longest: 13 inches The Smallest: 5/8 of an inch Largest penis in the animal kingdom: 11 feet (blue whale) Actual amount of semen per ejaculation: 1-2 teaspoons Average number of times a man will ejaculate in his lifetime: 7,200 Average # of times he will ejaculate from masturbation: 2,000 Average total amount of lifetime ejaculate: 14 gallons Average speed of ejaculation: 28 miles per hour Average # of calories in a teaspoon of semen: 7 Most arousing time of day/season for a man: early morning/fall Best ways to improve sexual function: quit smoking, start exercising, lose weight Percent of men who say they masturbate: 60% Percent of men who say they masturbate at least once a day: 54% Percent of men who say they feel guilty masturbating that often: 41% Amount of time needed for a man to regain erection: from 2 min to 2 weeks Average # of erections per day for a man: 11 Average # of erections during the night: 9 Sperm life: 2 1/2 months (from development to ejaculation) Thickness of the average condom: .07 mm Thickness of super-thin condoms: .05 mm Speed at which erotic sensations travel from skin to brain 156 miles per hour There are approximately 5 calories in a teaspoon of semen. All penises bend slightly to the left or right there is no perfectly straight penis. Odors that increase blood flow to the penis: lavender, licorice, chocolate, doughnuts and pumpkin pie! Is Penis Size Important? Yes and No - it is only as important as you think it is. Most women surveyed say men are too hung up on penis size. As far as sexual stimulation penis width is more important than the length.

NCFM San Diego members are writing a play. Its a take-off on the Vagina Monologues and may be ready by November and International Men Day. In the process our aspiring playwrights decided to compile a list of synonyms for the word penis to use while writing. It appears that the word Penis may have more synonyms than any other word in the English language. If they missed any, please leave the missing penises in the comment section below. Admittedly, some are a bit obscure but a penis by any name us still a deep-V-diver. Here yago:

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